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• 0:00Bobby Lee?

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• 0:42Speaker 02

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:44Speaker 03

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:46Speaker 02

  A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 0:51Speaker 03

  Oh, you two are something.

• 0:53Speaker 02

  We're bad friends.

• 0:55Bobby Lee?

  Dude, did you fall asleep last night?

• 0:57Speaker 04

  No, bro.

• 0:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you did.

• 0:58Speaker 04

  No, no, I liked your.

• 1:00Bobby Lee?

  No, you have that. Today you liked it.

• 1:01Speaker 04

  No, no, I liked.

• 1:02Bobby Lee?

  So you're saying that I could have died?

• 1:03Speaker 04

  No, I liked it at 4:00 in the morning. I promise you.

• 1:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I could see the phone right now.

• 1:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, you could see it.

• 1:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, what can you see?

• 1:10Speaker 04

  That I did it at 4:00 in the morning. I know.

• 1:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, God, I could have died last night.

• 1:13Andrew Santino?

  You definitely couldn't have died.

• 1:15Bobby Lee?

  He.

• 1:15Andrew Santino?

  He could have died last night.

• 1:16Bobby Lee?

  No, he could have killed me.

• 1:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, he's sick right now, too.

• 1:18Bobby Lee?

  Are you sick?

• 1:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:19Speaker 04

  From the fires, dude. It's the smoke.

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  No, he's sick. You know he's sick.

• 1:22Bobby Lee?

  Those are meth.

• 1:23Andrew Santino?

  Meth nose, meth nostrils.

• 1:25Speaker 04

  I've never done meth.

• 1:25Andrew Santino?

  Those are nostrils. Those are meth nostrils.

• 1:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:27Speaker 04

  Bobby texted me at 3:00 in the morning saying like doors were unlocked and to come in if the fire hits.

• 1:32Andrew Santino?

  That's sexy.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  No, it's not, dude.

• 1:34Andrew Santino?

  No, that's not sexy?

• 1:35Bobby Lee?

  It's not sexy, no.

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I thought that was sexy.

• 1:36Bobby Lee?

  No, I had everything set up. I had the cat crates, everything set up.

• 1:40Speaker 04

  And I liked it. An hour later.

• 1:42Bobby Lee?

  No, dude, I could have died. Like, because I fell asleep knowing that you were my garden angel and I could have died.

• 1:48Speaker 04

  Angels need to take naps.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  You say. So last night, what happened?

• 1:51Andrew Santino?

  Saying garden angel?

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Garden angel, dude.

• 1:52Andrew Santino?

  Like he lives in a garden?

• 1:53Bobby Lee?

  That's right, dude.

• 1:55Andrew Santino?

  My little garden angel.

• 1:57Bobby Lee?

  He's a garden angel, dude. He's a lawn gnome, dude.

• 1:59Andrew Santino?

  He is, kinda.

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  So last night, what time did you get in? I kept texting you on the flight.

• 2:05Andrew Santino?

  Texting you from the sky.

• 2:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 2:06Andrew Santino?

  I landed at 10:35.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  My God.

• 2:10Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 2:10Andrew Santino?

  I saw the smoke the whole way. It was wild.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 2:13Andrew Santino?

  I saw the fires the whole way.

• 2:15Bobby Lee?

  Last night, um.

• 2:18Bobby Lee?

  I texted Carlos because I was so tired. I go, um, so just, I want to fall asleep, but just in case, um, if it gets out of control, I'm going to leave my bedroom door open.

• 2:29Andrew Santino?

  Hot.

• 2:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And then, um, wake me up. Well, I have the bags packed.

• 2:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:35Bobby Lee?

  Get the cats in the cradle. Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon.

• 2:38Andrew Santino?

  LA is on fire. And it's nuisance foul.

• 2:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, um, it's that mayor we have. Where are you going to?

• 2:46Andrew Santino?

  Hey, Los Angeles. This is Mayor Karen Barr.

• 2:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Where are you going, baby?

• 2:51Andrew Santino?

  She's done, dude.

• 2:51Bobby Lee?

  She's done, dude. Right?

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 2:53Bobby Lee?

  He's cooked.

• 2:53Andrew Santino?

  She's done, dude.

• 2:55Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  She stayed silent. They're interviewing her.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that was crazy. That, yeah, yeah.

• 2:59Andrew Santino?

  There was a sweet British guy's like, Madam Mayor, have you got anything to say to the people of Los Angeles?

• 3:04Bobby Lee?

  You, you cut, you cut the, you know, the fire department fund and all that stuff. And she kept it quiet. But last night, right? So I'm like, I felt, I fell asleep. I'm like, okay, Carlos asked me. This morning, he liked my thing. And so which means that he had slept through it. So if my house is on fire, I'd be dead.

• 3:21Andrew Santino?

  You'd be dead. But I was texting you the whole night. I texted you back and forth. In fact, I got a call from Kalila.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  How many calls did you get from Kalila? Uh, yesterday?

• 3:31Andrew Santino?

  Two. Well, I got a call mid-flight and I texted. I was like, I can't answer. I'm on a plane.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  Why can't, by the way, why can't I answer? I'm on a plane. Can't they just make it available for us to take a call on a plane? It'll interfere with the radios. No, it won't. That's, there's no way that's.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  There's no way.

• 3:44Andrew Santino?

  There's no way.

• 3:45Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of things they should, like the, closing the windows when you're landing. What's that all about?

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  Give me a break.

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I know why they do that.

• 3:52Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 3:52Bobby Lee?

  So when it's on fire, you can't see.

• 3:53Andrew Santino?

  You can't see it?

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  So no one panics?

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So you don't panic, right? Here's another one. Tray table. Why does that have to?

• 4:00Andrew Santino?

  Be up?

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Up or down or whatever, whatever.

• 4:02Andrew Santino?

  Shouldn't matter.

• 4:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:03Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, if the plane crashes, the tray table, I want it to let it sever me in half.

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  Well, no, it would hit your head because they, they want you to bend over.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  Well, they want you to eat your own balls. It's such a weird, they like tuck your head in your lap.

• 4:15Bobby Lee?

  Another one. Here's another one that you guys would be crazy.

• 4:17Andrew Santino?

  Give it to me.

• 4:18Bobby Lee?

  I feel like we're doing hacky road stuff. What is that? We're driving and flying.

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  What was that, Seinfeld?

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Not good?

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  Well, you just did it.

• 4:28Bobby Lee?

  That was my day.

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  What's the deal? We're flying!

• 4:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's the deal? We're flying!

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  Flying!

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, another one is, some of, some of you poor folk, some of you poor folk, might not know this one.

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 4:40Bobby Lee?

  Let me get, I want you to see if you can guess, alright? You can have the waist, right, but what else do they want in first class sometimes?

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about? Have the waist?

• 4:48Bobby Lee?

  The waist, um, seatbelt?

• 4:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 4:51Bobby Lee?

  Right? There's another thing they tell you to do.

• 4:54Andrew Santino?

  Sit up straight?

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  The shoulder, shoulder one.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the strap one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the double strap?

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  It's like, I'm wearing this.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  Why do I need that?

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they need, we want this too.

• 5:02Andrew Santino?

  Cause you fold in half.

• 5:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is that what it is?

• 5:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you fold in half. I don't, you know what? There's no logic to it, but I will say this.

• 5:09Andrew Santino?

  You can't tell me, we have people that live in space, right? We have someone that lives at the International Space Station. They live in space. You can't tell me the plane can't have a separate radio from me taking a phone call?

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that's a good point, dude.

• 5:19Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 5:19Bobby Lee?

  Write a letter, dude.

• 5:20Andrew Santino?

  I'm go-

• 5:21Bobby Lee?

  Karen Bass.

• 5:21Andrew Santino?

  Will you start to write a letter to Karen Bass?

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Write, write a letter to Karen Bass, dude.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  Dear Karen Bass.

• 5:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:25Andrew Santino?

  Why can't you figure this radio plane stuff out?

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I have another one.

• 5:29Andrew Santino?

  Get it.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  The fucking, uh, seatbelt signs on, right?

• 5:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, ding!

• 5:34Bobby Lee?

  You have diarrhea.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  Every flight.

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  Literally every flight.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  So, I get up, see, right, and then the stewardess goes, what do you call them? Flight attendant goes.

• 5:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:44Bobby Lee?

  You have to sit, right? And I go, but you're standing?

• 5:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 5:49Bobby Lee?

  Cirque du Soleil?

• 5:50Andrew Santino?

  Whoa!

• 5:50Bobby Lee?

  You think you have better balance than me? Cirque du Soleil?

• 5:53Andrew Santino?

  Cirque des Soleils, but yes.

• 5:54Bobby Lee?

  Whatever, right? You know, I bet your money, I wanna see this steward-

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  Circus Ole?

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I wanna see it.

• 5:59Andrew Santino?

  Ole!

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  Ole!

• 6:01Andrew Santino?

  She does a flip. Ole!

• 6:03Bobby Lee?

  I want, I wanna look her in the eyes and go, I bet your money, lady. But she's talking to the guy.

• 6:07Andrew Santino?

  Or sir.

• 6:07Bobby Lee?

  Sir, whatever.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  Who knows?

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? If we were on one of those longs on the leg, I would win.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent.

• 6:13Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 6:14Andrew Santino?

  Not even a-

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Don't pretend that you're log champion.

• 6:16Andrew Santino?

  You're not.

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  You know that one with, you know, you know that one?

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  That's a log champ-

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  That's, dude, look at my form, dude!

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  Look, look, look, look, look.

• 6:22Bobby Lee?

  Look at my form!

• 6:23Andrew Santino?

  Now it's going backwards. Now, switch, switch!

• 6:24Bobby Lee?

  So, I do-

• 6:26Andrew Santino?

  You know how they go switch? They go forward and they go backwards.

• 6:28Bobby Lee?

  So, what I'm saying is, is that, no, if you're standing, I stand.

• 6:31Andrew Santino?

  If you're stand, I stand.

• 6:32Bobby Lee?

  Don't you think?

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  Stand up for your right to fight.

• 6:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, do you have any other flight ones?

• 6:36Andrew Santino?

  I'll tell you one right now, this, cause this is crazy.

• 6:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 6:38Andrew Santino?

  And this applies to everybody. They entice you on these frequent flyers, you know, they're like, ooh, you get miles, right? Like, it means shit. It doesn't mean shit.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  It doesn't mean diarrhea.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  They lie. So here's what happens. I'm in Terminal 5. I'm about to fly on JetBlue because it shares it with American. I fly to American my whole career. We've been on the road-

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  You know why? Because you're an American.

• 6:59Andrew Santino?

  God bless. God is good.

• 7:00Bobby Lee?

  God bless America, man.

• 7:02Andrew Santino?

  No, but look, I've been an American customer because my dad was when we traveled a lot. Now, I've switched a lot back and forth, but I have over a million miles on American. Over a million, right? And check this out. I politely go to the lounge and I say to the woman, "Hey, I know I'm not traveling American today. I'm traveling JetBlue. It's the same terminal. They don't have a lounge, but like, I want to get something to eat because I haven't eaten. Like, I'm running around. I haven't eaten." I go, "Is it cool if I go in there?" Because I'm a... And she goes, "You have to fly American." I go, "Can I show you my loyalty or whatever?" And she's like, "No, I don't care." And I have the card. And I was like, "No, I mean, just please, can I just get like a coffee and something to eat? I haven't eaten all day." She's like, "No, you have to be flying American."

• 7:44Andrew Santino?

  And I said, "I have over a million miles. What else do you want me to do?" Dude, I give your company so much money every year. I'm not saying I'm entitled, but it's like, dude, cut me a break. Can I get a coffee and a fucking donut? I fly with you guys a million fucking miles a year.

• 8:00Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to fight with you.

• 8:01Andrew Santino?

  Start it.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  Start it.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to-

• 8:04Andrew Santino?

  No, start it.

• 8:06Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to start another fire.

• 8:07Andrew Santino?

  No, start it.

• 8:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to start another fire.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  Start one in this room. And then we'll get an alert. By the way, we get an alert on our phone, "Meh, meh." And Bobby goes, "They're telling the whole city to evacuate." I was like, "Read it."

• 8:18Bobby Lee?

  I was mentioning common things that normal people go through, right? And you had to throw in-

• 8:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, the first-class strap was a common thing? You fucking liar. You fucking liar. This is what the fans don't know. You're a fucking liar.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  No, you're a liar!

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  He started off by saying, "The poor people, liar."

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  I never said that!

• 8:36Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you fucking did. Roll the tape.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I did.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he did. Here's what he does. He plays this victim card and the fans think like, "Poor innocent Bobby. Dude, he's a brat. You guys don't know shit. You guys are so out of your element." And by the way, everybody can get access to a lounge. That's not like a privileged thing. If you travel with an airline enough, you can go to the lounge. It doesn't matter how many points you have, you can go. And by the way, and by the way, little boy, you didn't have any status until I signed you up for all of your frequent flyer. Because I said, I'm trying to help you out. Another thing you don't fucking take care of.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  I didn't listen to a word you just said. Now, let me say something, okay?

• 9:10Andrew Santino?

  I know you did.

• 9:10Bobby Lee?

  Carla, and you've been to the airport with him, right?

• 9:12Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  What's up with him in the lounge? We're always, he's always like, meet me in the lounge. I'm, what am I? I'm like, I don't want to go to the lounge.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  I want to go get a snack. I want to eat food.

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  We have money. We can go to Dunkin' Donuts. They have better snacks.

• 9:24Andrew Santino?

  Why would I pay when I can just sit down and chat?

• 9:25Bobby Lee?

  They don't have chocolate donuts in the lounge.

• 9:27Andrew Santino?

  Well, you should stop getting Dunkin' Donuts.

• 9:30Speaker 04

  It's kid mentality, like McDonald's.

• 9:31Andrew Santino?

  He's a child.

• 9:32Speaker 04

  McDonald's over cafeteria food.

• 9:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'll take, I'll take.

• 9:35Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, what?

• 9:37Andrew Santino?

  He said, it's shitty food. It's airplane.

• 9:39Speaker 05

  No, lounges aren't cafeteria food.

• 9:40Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, but I know what he's saying. It's comparative. My point is, I just want to have like a cup of coffee and sit down and relax because you get to the gate and you're like, well, there's nowhere to sit. So I'm going to stand here like a fucking dildo, waiting for the flight and then it's not worth it. I'd rather go to the lounge, get a cup of coffee, sit down, read some emails. It's so, that's why every time I invite, by the way, when we do go to the lounge together, you fucking liar, you love it. You're a fucking liar. When we were in Australia and went to lounges, you fucking loved it. Didn't you? Didn't you? Liar. Dude, you're such a liar. The fact that the fans, you don't fucking know who you really are.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  What is wrong with you?

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  It bums me out. Now, I testosterone high.

• 10:18Bobby Lee?

  Do you listen to yourself talk?

• 10:19Andrew Santino?

  I'm working out every day. My T is way up right now, dude. I want to kiss you, fuck you.

• 10:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay, yeah. One last, one last thing and then we'll can move on from thing. They should have, um, obviously at the gate, a first class line.

• 10:31Andrew Santino?

  Oh, boy. This is relatable. This will be a relatable thing.

• 10:35Bobby Lee?

  And then they should have, they should, not, not done. They should have the groups, you know? So you have group B, C, whatever, the lettering of the group.

• 10:42Andrew Santino?

  One, two.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Whatever the number.

• 10:44Andrew Santino?

  Numbers. People always numbers. Go ahead.

• 10:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um.

• 10:47Andrew Santino?

  You wanted to start a fight, dude. You even said it.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 10:50Andrew Santino?

  But what, so what, they should have a-

• 10:52Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm not done yet, though. Alright, so then they should have also a line that they don't have, right?

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  For, I know it.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  For the Chinese.

• 10:59Andrew Santino?

  I know. Dude, I knew you were gonna say that.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Because I'll tell you why, okay?

• 11:02Andrew Santino?

  They cut.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  They, no, definitely why, they don't know how it works.

• 11:05Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they do.

• 11:06Bobby Lee?

  I know they do, but they pretend that they don't.

• 11:09Andrew Santino?

  I love them.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  So their whole thing is, "What going on around here?"

• 11:12Andrew Santino?

  I don't, I don't-

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, you know?

• 11:14Andrew Santino?

  I love Chinese, they cut, they cut-

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  They cut.

• 11:16Andrew Santino?

  And they go in the first class line. Dude, sometimes you'll see a Chinese couple, old Chinese couple, and they'll go with the, um, uh, needs more time, like the disabled people.

• 11:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:24Andrew Santino?

  I've seen them walk with the veteran.

• 11:25Bobby Lee?

  I've seen them with military.

• 11:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, with the veteran.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're not in the Marines.

• 11:28Andrew Santino?

  And he beeps his phone.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 11:29Andrew Santino?

  He beeps his phone, he's like-

• 11:30Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  "Whoa, America."

• 11:32Bobby Lee?

  But you know what I love, though? This is what I love.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  I love that the Chinese people cut.

• 11:35Bobby Lee?

  When they, when they get to the ticket person, right? They go, "How about me?", right? Right?

• 11:42Bobby Lee?

  "How about me?", and then they go, "No, you're, you're, you're five."

• 11:45Andrew Santino?

  You're seven.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Seven.

• 11:46Andrew Santino?

  You're at the end.

• 11:46Bobby Lee?

  And then they're, then they have to go, and I always make a face. I always go-

• 11:50Andrew Santino?

  I love it. See, when they walk by me, I go, "Nice try." I let, I, it's a nice try, you gotta let them swing. Okay, I'll give you one for the boarding bullshit. I'll give you one back. It doesn't make any sense, and it never has, that we don't board back to front. Why wouldn't the back of the plane board first? It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. You're boarding the front and it's jamming up. Let people in the back go first.

• 12:13Bobby Lee?

  Are you saying this? Are you, put first class first and then go back?

• 12:17Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Because I'll tell you why that's not gonna work.

• 12:19Andrew Santino?

  First class should go last.

• 12:19Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why not.

• 12:21Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 12:21Bobby Lee?

  Because you're, you're gonna know this, okay?

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  You like to stare at the people as they walk by?

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  That's number one, yes. That's the number one, but this, yeah, I like, I have my face.

• 12:27Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 12:28Bobby Lee?

  And I, I do this, I sit like this, and I always have my hand out like this, right? And when they, when they lock eyes, I go like this, I go-

• 12:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, move on?

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, move on. Don't look, don't look, alright? Yeah, yeah.

• 12:40Andrew Santino?

  And if you get to the comfort plus section and the bags don't fit because there's no bag room, they burn, they light your bag on fire in front of you.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  That's a very good one.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  Right in front of you.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  Here's what I don't, I don't like, okay?

• 12:48Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 12:49Bobby Lee?

  My shit's up there, right? Some guy's late.

• 12:51Andrew Santino?

  He moves it.

• 12:52Bobby Lee?

  Not just moves it, he does something different, like, he tries to fucking Tetris it. He tries to Tetris it, right?

• 12:59Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  And he puts his stuff, jams yours twisted.

• 13:02Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 13:02Bobby Lee?

  You have no idea what's in mine? I could have some biohazard material.

• 13:05Andrew Santino?

  And you sometimes do.

• 13:06Bobby Lee?

  I sometimes do, right? So don't touch mine and Tetris my shit.

• 13:10Andrew Santino?

  Because you could set it off.

• 13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just don't touch my shit, man!

• 13:13Andrew Santino?

  By the way, say that to him. Next time they're moving, it'd be like, "Oof, that's gonna trip the wire."

• 13:17Andrew Santino?

  I wouldn't do that dude, it will go off.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so those are my things.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  Those are your rules. Well, how about this one?

• 13:21Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 13:21Andrew Santino?

  I did a nice thing.

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  I did a switch, will you switch me seats? I did a nice thing. You got your blue chew?

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  I did a switch me thing, you know? Can I have my husband and I can sit the thing?

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  Of course, no problem. I'll do it, I'll do it anytime someone asks. No big deal.

• 13:36Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 13:37Andrew Santino?

  I do when they, how about this?

• 13:39Bobby Lee?

  Would you do this?

• 13:39Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 13:41Bobby Lee?

  If you were an aisle or a window?

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  And you had to be a window, a middle to do it?

• 13:47Andrew Santino?

  It's six, how long is the flight?

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  Six hours long.

• 13:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Six hours, that's crazy, come on.

• 13:53Bobby Lee?

  So you, so I'm the guy?

• 13:54Andrew Santino?

  It, this is-

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me-

• 13:55Andrew Santino?

  This is time dependent.

• 13:56Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me sir?

• 13:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, how are you man?

• 13:58Bobby Lee?

  Uh, yeah, you know, we got our tickets late and so me and my wife, we don't have seats next to each other, but if you switch my wife, you know, she could sit next to me, so can you switch please? She's got the middle.

• 14:10Andrew Santino?

  Um. I don't-

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:14Andrew Santino?

  I don't how-

• 14:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, oh, you're not from this country.

• 14:17Andrew Santino?

  Excuse me. Yeah, I don't speak English right away, right away. See, how would you handle it, ready?

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:22Andrew Santino?

  Excuse me sir, sir, excuse me sir, hi. Hey, my wife and I booked tickets late and we're actually going to my mom's funeral. And um, you think we could switch seats so I could sit next to my wife? Sir?

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, oh my god.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  You know what I do in that situation?

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 14:39Andrew Santino?

  I go right to the flight attendant and I go, hey, can you just move this guy, cause he won't know the difference.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, no. Well, I did a, I did deaf and blind.

• 14:46Andrew Santino?

  Right, right, right. You weren't looking at me.

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't looking at you, right, so you gotta go deaf and blind.

• 14:50Andrew Santino?

  Deaf and blind?

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  And then, if that doesn't work, you go a little bit of like twisty.

• 14:54Andrew Santino?

  You pulled a Helen, you pulled a Helen Keller.

• 14:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:56Andrew Santino?

  You pulled a Keller.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so that's good.

• 14:58Andrew Santino?

  Pull a Keller.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  Would you pull a Keller?

• 15:01Andrew Santino?

  On a, on a flight?

• 15:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  No, but my favorite thing to do when someone's talking to you on a flight, sitting next to you, I like to make up a life. If they don't know, if they've never seen me or-

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 15:07Andrew Santino?

  If they don't know, they're like, what are you going to Charleston for?

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  It's a fun opportunity to be like, I'm an, I'm an engineer, I'm an aerospace engineer and I'm going to a conference right now. We're actually developing a way to shoot down Chinese spaceships.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh wow.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  I'll just make shit up.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's good.

• 15:21Andrew Santino?

  It's fun, who fucking cares? And that guy's like, whoa!

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I pretend-

• 15:24Andrew Santino?

  And then he goes and tells someone, they start a Reddit thread and then the-

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  They do.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:28Bobby Lee?

  When they ask me, I've had, um, like older white dudes ask me like, hey, uh- Where's your family from? Right, and you already know what he wants to know.

• 15:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  Because if you tell him your Korean, then he has a story. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear the story.

• 15:44Andrew Santino?

  I went to Seoul one time.

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, or like his grandfather was in the war or something.

• 15:48Andrew Santino?

  I used to exclusively date Asian women.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:52Andrew Santino?

  And knew who that is.

• 15:52Bobby Lee?

  So I go.

• 15:53Andrew Santino?

  Fucking George.

• 15:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's. So I just make up a place.

• 15:57Andrew Santino?

  Oh, where are you from?

• 15:58Bobby Lee?

  Bang Bang.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  You're from Bang Bang?

• 16:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:00Andrew Santino?

  How far is that?

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Bangwanis.

• 16:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Bangbanis?

• 16:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Bang Bang Island.

• 16:04Andrew Santino?

  Oh, it's an island?

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And we're known for, um, if you want to know.

• 16:07Andrew Santino?

  I would love to.

• 16:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We have a special kind of corn that we crop.

• 16:11Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, what color?

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Purple.

• 16:12Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then we're also the best at making whistles.

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  That's you guys?

• 16:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we make whistles. Yeah, we invented that.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  You did?

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's different than regular whistles.

• 16:23Andrew Santino?

  I imagine.

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  What's the sound that they make?

• 16:26Bobby Lee?

  Weep!

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  So people have a laugh? No one's gonna come save the day?

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Weep!

• 16:32Andrew Santino?

  Whip!

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Whip! That's it. But, uh, so I make it up. Because I don't want to get into... They're fucking... They want to connect with you?

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:41Bobby Lee?

  So they try to find that thing.

• 16:43Andrew Santino?

  It's cute sometimes, some...

• 16:44Bobby Lee?

  It's not cute.

• 16:44Andrew Santino?

  But sometimes I also just want to have fun. Because, by the way, when you tell them, "I'm a comedian," or "we do a podcast," they don't give a fuck. They're like, "Oh, really? How come I've never seen your stuff?" And you're like, "Well, this, I don't want to..."

• 16:55Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I hate it.

• 16:57Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean?

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  I hate it.

• 16:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, they'll go, "Oh, you're a comedian?"

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  "You friends with Nate Bargatze?" Like, you know, he's the most famous comedian in the world. It's like, if they don't know you, show the video, by the way, Carlos, real fast. "This is my agent's fucking house." Who you know. You know my agent.

• 17:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:11Andrew Santino?

  That's his home.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh... My god, dude.

• 17:14Andrew Santino?

  They sent that to you?

• 17:15Speaker 04

  Nice place.

• 17:17Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, you're a fucking piece of shit.

• 17:19Bobby Lee?

  You're a fucking asshole, dude.

• 17:20Andrew Santino?

  You're a piece of shit.

• 17:21Speaker 04

  It's just nice that I have a nicer place than your agent now.

• 17:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god, dude. You're...

• 17:25Bobby Lee?

  Dude, dude.

• 17:26Andrew Santino?

  By the way, back it up just a little bit.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:28Andrew Santino?

  Uh, just, there, right there?

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:30Andrew Santino?

  That's your place, that fireplace. That's the size of your place, right? Right around the fireplace?

• 17:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I texted Rainn Wilson today because his was devastated.

• 17:39Andrew Santino?

  Well, thank God my agent, his family and his wife got out because I mean dude, how terrible. This is awful, bro.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:45Andrew Santino?

  It's awful.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  I texted Sebastian, his is fine.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he is?

• 17:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:49Andrew Santino?

  Whitney, I talked to her, she lives way out there.

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she's fine though, right?

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  She's fine.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But you know, Kalila's sister's house.

• 17:56Andrew Santino?

  She said we have no home to go to.

• 17:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but her house is the only one that didn't burn down.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  Seriously?

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  They're...

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  They cried today because they bought their first house.

• 18:06Andrew Santino?

  They're in the desert, right?

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  No, they're in Altadena.

• 18:09Andrew Santino?

  No, now?

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Now they're in the desert, yeah, yeah. And they cried because they were the only house standing. What they don't know is that 4:00 in the morning last night, I took Fiji water and I was... You know what I mean?

• 18:18Andrew Santino?

  You did that?

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  I did that, dude.

• 18:20Andrew Santino?

  Why Fiji?

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Because it's my favorite kind of water and also, um, they're Filipino, so it was close.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  Right, it is near it.

• 18:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. My point is that I saved their house last night.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  Let's give it up for Bob saving theirs.

• 18:30Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, it was...

• 18:32Andrew Santino?

  You're a hero.

• 18:33Bobby Lee?

  It was scary. Honestly, dude, I don't know if you... Because I would text your wife.

• 18:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 18:38Bobby Lee?

  I go, "What are you doing?" And she's like, "I'm doing the..." Like, we were communicating.

• 18:41Andrew Santino?

  She was packing bags. She actually went to our friend's house because there was a fire right near our house.

• 18:47Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 18:48Andrew Santino?

  I got so scared because I thought, "Oh dude, I'm on a plane." Like, I can't do shit. So I just had a million texts coming in. My favorite text that I got was from Stan Hope. Stan Hope gave me like, I think the funniest text. Like, a lot of these, like Rachel Feinstein and stuff, like Sam Morrell, like a lot of New York people, a lot of great...

• 19:05Bobby Lee?

  They texted you?

• 19:06Andrew Santino?

  Adriana Palucci, yeah.

• 19:07Bobby Lee?

  Uh, they didn't text me. And I'm gonna have a problem right now.

• 19:11Andrew Santino?

  They don't know where you live.

• 19:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they do.

• 19:13Andrew Santino?

  Look at this.

• 19:14Bobby Lee?

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• 19:18Andrew Santino?

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• 19:39Bobby Lee?

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• 20:22Bobby Lee?

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• 21:59Andrew Santino?

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• 22:43Andrew Santino?

  I wrote, you're the man. I go, he has, but we all think it's disingenuous. Yeah, Mateo, a bunch of, you know what's so funny?

• 22:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 22:49Andrew Santino?

  So many, the New York, the New York comedy scene men, these people are so, like, they all checked in. Rachel Feinstein just hit me just now.

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Never got one from her. I got one from Verzi.

• 23:00Andrew Santino?

  Adrian Ippolucci.

• 23:01Bobby Lee?

  Paul Verzi.

• 23:02Andrew Santino?

  That's nice.

• 23:03Bobby Lee?

  I got one from, um.

• 23:04Andrew Santino?

  Mateo.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  God, Howie Mandel.

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's nice.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  I got one from, um.

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a lot of my New York comic friends. Dylan and I were talking too, because I wanted what Tim was up to. Dan Soder, the dog.

• 23:19Bobby Lee?

  Did you get one from Rosebud?

• 23:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, of course, Rosie and I were talking. Yeah, and Andy.

• 23:23Bobby Lee?

  Segura?

• 23:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, talked to Tom.

• 23:26Bobby Lee?

  Ronnie Chang?

• 23:27Andrew Santino?

  Huh?

• 23:28Bobby Lee?

  Ronnie Chang.

• 23:29Andrew Santino?

  No, thank you.

• 23:29Bobby Lee?

  I got a Ronnie Chang.

• 23:30Andrew Santino?

  No, thank you. Yeah, that was a no thank you. I actually blocked him, I think.

• 23:32Bobby Lee?

  Thank God for Ronnie Chang. Um, yeah, I didn't get a lot.

• 23:36Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't get, it's not that I got.

• 23:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna, who else? Sam Morell? I'm gonna text him right now.

• 23:41Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, don't, don't do that.

• 23:42Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 23:43Andrew Santino?

  Because he's not, he's not allowed to have his phone at this hour.

• 23:45Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna go, Sam Morell?

• 23:47Andrew Santino?

  Can you imagine?

• 23:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:49Andrew Santino?

  Dude, my favorite text, though, I got was from a Chicago friend, because you know, I'm going to Chicago in the morning. My buddy in Chicago, hey, man, are you okay? Yeah, we're okay, man. Thank you. Cool. Can I get a ticket for tomorrow's show?

• 24:02Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 24:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you got it.

• 24:03Bobby Lee?

  Where are you going tomorrow?

• 24:04Andrew Santino?

  I'm going to Chicago.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 24:07Andrew Santino?

  Playing in the Chicago Theater.

• 24:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, this weekend?

• 24:09Andrew Santino?

  Saturday, yeah.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 24:10Andrew Santino?

  Big, big, big moment.

• 24:11Bobby Lee?

  Big moment, dude. Sold out, I heard.

• 24:13Andrew Santino?

  It's sold out.

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:14Andrew Santino?

  It's a big thing for me, man. It's like going home, it does something to me. I can't explain how much I appreciate it.

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  It's incredible. What are you talking about?

• 24:20Andrew Santino?

  No, it just shocked my soul that people would come out like that. It's just nuts. It's awesome. I'm genuinely so like, Jesus Christ, crazy.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, you deserve it.

• 24:27Andrew Santino?

  When I was a kid, no, I'm saying when I was a kid, dude, we went to go see, like, my mother took, my grandmother wanted to go see Phantom of the Opera. And she was like, we're gonna go, we're going to Chicago Theater. Like, it was a big, like, I had to fucking dress up.

• 24:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 24:39Andrew Santino?

  But now we go there, we tell-

• 24:40Bobby Lee?

  What is that about?

• 24:41Andrew Santino?

  Penis jokes.

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  What is the Phantom of the Opera about?

• 24:44Andrew Santino?

  Dun.

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  I know, I've seen the posters.

• 24:46Andrew Santino?

  Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

• 24:47Bobby Lee?

  That's what it's about, that?

• 24:48Andrew Santino?

  Christine! Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, na, na, na, na. What is Phantom of the Opera? It's a, it's a dark, twisted tale of a, you would love it, dude. It's right up your alley.

• 24:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, I love dark and twisted. Tell me what it's about. General, give me a general problem.

• 25:02Andrew Santino?

  A physical reject who falls in love with this woman. And he tries to, look, then he's gotta cover up his face, cause his face is all fucked up. And he's in love with this woman, but she's, she's, she's with another man, and he's trying to get her back into his good graces, but-

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  What happened to his face?

• 25:18Andrew Santino?

  Acid.

• 25:19Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 25:20Andrew Santino?

  Acid. He went over to Saudi Arabia, made a couple of, he was pro-gay rights.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  That's what it's about?

• 25:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:28Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 25:29Andrew Santino?

  No, that's right. They threw acid, cause he had a black girlfriend. They-

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 25:32Andrew Santino?

  Did not like that in Saudi.

• 25:34Bobby Lee?

  Is there's really a black woman in it? Or they just cast?

• 25:37Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean they cast? What? Do you mean, was there originally black cast members?

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  Well, I just see that photo right now, and there's a black woman. I don't care if there is, I wanna-

• 25:47Andrew Santino?

  Sounds like you do.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just, it's curious. Is it set in the south?

• 25:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:53Bobby Lee?

  Is that racist?

• 25:54Andrew Santino?

  It's set in Alabama.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so it's a-

• 25:57Andrew Santino?

  Christine, you better come back to my cave.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 26:00Andrew Santino?

  I think it, look, look this up. I think it's the longest running musical in, I think it's the longest running musical in American history. Maybe it's not. What's number one? Phantom. It is.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 26:11Andrew Santino?

  Thirteen thousand performances. It beat Chicago after it got revived.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  I saw Lion King. That was fun.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  What about Wicked? Do you see Wicked in theaters?

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  Did you see it?

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  Hold Space.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Did you see the movie?

• 26:21Andrew Santino?

  Come on, bro. I have zero interest in that.

• 26:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I downloaded it. I just can't get myself to watch it.

• 26:24Andrew Santino?

  Why would I watch that? You know what I did watch that I loved?

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  Squid Games.

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my God.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  You love it?

• 26:28Andrew Santino?

  I love it.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 26:29Andrew Santino?

  It's.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm being real.

• 26:31Andrew Santino?

  I thought it was gonna be bad, cuz I was like, the first was so good. This series is gonna be bad.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  You see it? Guys, see it? It's so good.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  You didn't watch it? It's so good.

• 26:38Bobby Lee?

  It's so good.

• 26:38Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, but timeout. Let me go, we'll get back to Squid Games, cuz.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Okay, what do you want?

• 26:43Andrew Santino?

  I watched, I watched, and I know it's, think it's from last year or the year before, but I was catching up on how to with John Wilson on HBO. That guy's so brilliant, and I mean it. He's so, what, you don't like it?

• 26:55Bobby Lee?

  Remember you tried to turn me. I saw a couple of them. I didn't like it.

• 26:57Andrew Santino?

  Buddy, it's so good. It's such brilliant comedy, man. He's so fucking funny.

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  I don't know what it is.

• 27:03Andrew Santino?

  Why don't you, you don't get, you don't get his shit?

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  I don't get it.

• 27:05Andrew Santino?

  Here's what it is. It's an alternative, subversive look at the world of New York through this, this artist's lens. You're such an artsy guy. I can't believe you don't like it.

• 27:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go back to squid.

• 27:14Andrew Santino?

  Okay, Squid Games. Squid Games.

• 27:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:17Andrew Santino?

  Once, I'm genuinely, I'm saying this from the bottom of my heart. Once again, the fucking Asian community makes another banger.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Korean.

• 27:26Andrew Santino?

  Okay, more specific. I said Asian, but, but here's my problem. Why can't American fucking shows do a second run and it's just as good as the first?

• 27:34Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 27:35Andrew Santino?

  Why can't we do that? We don't, we fuck up all the time.

• 27:37Bobby Lee?

  You mean like, do a better second season?

• 27:40Andrew Santino?

  Yes, we don't do, we almost, we.

• 27:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean Severance should be good when it comes out.

• 27:44Andrew Santino?

  I hope. I mean, the first was so good. Well, who the fuck knows?

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  Who knows?

• 27:47Speaker 04

  Hundred percent, season two.

• 27:49Andrew Santino?

  Got a hundred percent Rotten Tomatoes?

• 27:51Bobby Lee?

  On Severance?

• 27:52Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  You saw it already? It's out already?

• 27:53Speaker 04

  No, there is a post.

• 27:54Andrew Santino?

  Season one was great.

• 27:55Bobby Lee?

  I love that, yeah.

• 27:56Andrew Santino?

  But I'm just saying, it's like, American shows, they struggle a lot with coming back with another banger.

• 28:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:01Andrew Santino?

  And this show, I think, is, I'm not done. I think it's gonna be just as good as the first.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  Well, the third one, you know who's in it?

• 28:07Andrew Santino?

  You?

• 28:08Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 28:08Andrew Santino?

  How have you, how are you not in it?

• 28:10Bobby Lee?

  I'm not Korean. I don't speak Korean.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, you fucking do.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't. I'll be able to say, where's the bathroom and pussy? I mean, I mean, those are the only words I know.

• 28:18Andrew Santino?

  The only thing.

• 28:19Bobby Lee?

  Bebenbop, food.

• 28:20Andrew Santino?

  I've heard you say that to your mom.

• 28:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:22Andrew Santino?

  Where's the bathroom, pussy?

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  How do you say that as one sentence? Say, where's the bathroom?

• 28:27Bobby Lee?

  Beyonce or Lisa Boji?

• 28:30Andrew Santino?

  Boji's pussy. Beyonce or Lisa Boji?

• 28:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:32Andrew Santino?

  Beyonce or Lisa Boji? I'm gonna say that. By the way, I'm going to South Korea. You gotta come with me.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 28:37Andrew Santino?

  Do you wanna go for real?

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's go.

• 28:39Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm dead serious.

• 28:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I just said yes!

• 28:41Andrew Santino?

  But like, can we go-go?

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  I wanna go. Who you, why are you going?

• 28:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm going for that golf thing that I'm doing now. I'm doing a golf show. I just got back from.

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  I can't go to the course with you, but I'll just go.

• 28:51Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 28:51Bobby Lee?

  I'm not going to the course.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  Alright, let me tell you something. I know you don't care. I'm just gonna inflate your ego.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:56Andrew Santino?

  I went and go, I met, just, I went to go meet a bunch of people and say hi and introduce myself, cuz it's like the beginning.

• 29:00Bobby Lee?

  In Miami?

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and dude.

• 29:03Bobby Lee?

  Who's that?

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  The amount of guys.

• 29:04Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 29:04Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, no, no. The amount of guys that were like.

• 29:06Bobby Lee?

  What's the number of them?

• 29:06Andrew Santino?

  Yo. Nobody, it was, they're pro golfers. You don't know them.

• 29:09Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 29:09Andrew Santino?

  But the amount of guys that were like, yo. I love you and Bobby.

• 29:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 29:13Andrew Santino?

  Where's Bobby? And I was like, dude, it'd be rad to bring you. Now that I know that you will go to South Korea, you have to come.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna go. So Squid, so the Squid Game, can I just do a real quick review?

• 29:21Andrew Santino?

  Give me, give me your review.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  What's surprising about it is, I was fearful about redundancy. Right, so in your mind, you're like, okay, where can they go with this? Because they're gonna, they gotta showcase the games again, right?

• 29:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:34Bobby Lee?

  But in terms of the angle and the different kinda characters that are in it, I mean, I really like the trans character in it.

• 29:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, she had honor.

• 29:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she had honor, dude. And you know what? They do have honor in life.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  All of them? All of them?

• 29:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't, the ones that I know have honor.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  How many do you know? How many trans people do you know for real?

• 29:52Bobby Lee?

  Be real?

• 29:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Two. And they both have honor. They're so honorable.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  They're not honorless?

• 29:57Bobby Lee?

  They're not honorless.

• 29:58Andrew Santino?

  None of, none of them lack honor?

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  No, they're, yeah. They know who they are. They know who they are, and they know what they're doing.

• 30:04Andrew Santino?

  Is that what honor is?

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Let's talk about A Complete Unknown 2.

• 30:08Andrew Santino?

  Such a phenomenal film.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  It's just that, it's phenomenal, but what I liked about it is, um, it's, there was a sigh of relief once I heard Timothy Chalamet

• 30:20Andrew Santino?

  Sing?

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  Talk and sing.

• 30:21Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Like, when he's, um, By with, next to Woody in the, in the, um, hospital.

• 30:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:29Bobby Lee?

  And he sings a song for Woody, right? And there's a part in the song where there's like a little bit of a hold of a note in the song.

• 30:36Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Uh, you know what I mean?

• 30:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  And he was just so committed and he sounds so much like Bob. And I began to cry because I'm like, I think he got it right.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  You cried in the theater?

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 30:48Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Ask Gene. Gene Hong would keep looking at me and I literally weeped. What's so funny?

• 30:54Speaker 04

  Were you crying like to look cool in front of Gene a little bit?

• 30:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 30:58Speaker 04

  Cause you knew he kept looking at you?

• 31:01Andrew Santino?

  You think you crying in the theater to Bob Dylan would bring back?

• 31:04Bobby Lee?

  Magnum P I?

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  Magnum P I.

• 31:07Andrew Santino?

  Do another season, Gene.

• 31:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, no.

• 31:11Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 31:11Bobby Lee?

  No. Because him and I had walked out of movies before.

• 31:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 31:17Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  This one you weren't.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  But this one, we, I, you know, we always do a little Korean glance at each other. What?

• 31:23Andrew Santino?

  A little wink.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, to see if we're gonna, if we're gonna leave.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 31:27Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? So I looked at him and I had tears in my eyes and he was very pleased, you know?

• 31:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's proud.

• 31:32Bobby Lee?

  Proud. And so, and I used to work with this girl Monica Barbaro. She was, um.

• 31:37Andrew Santino?

  She's so good.

• 31:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:38Andrew Santino?

  She's so good in that movie. It's unbelievable.

• 31:40Speaker 04

  It was so hot.

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  And the movie is.

• 31:43Andrew Santino?

  Carlos.

• 31:43Bobby Lee?

  Carlos, come on.

• 31:44Speaker 04

  She is.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  He's very pretty, but, um.

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  Carlos, Carlos's commentary is always, you know what it is?

• 31:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's degrading.

• 31:50Andrew Santino?

  It's, it's, it's Howard Stern in like the, in 96. Like we say any girl, he's like, great, take.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  I know. I know.

• 31:57Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny.

• 31:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:58Andrew Santino?

  She's gorgeous.

• 31:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But the movie was just great and, um, I thought.

• 32:02Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 32:03Bobby Lee?

  Another one was Gladiator 2. You see it?

• 32:05Andrew Santino?

  I haven't seen it. Now, do you do, do you do the relaxed seats? Did you do the, woo, you know, the seats that go down?

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  No, we didn't relax.

• 32:12Andrew Santino?

  So you, so.

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  I did the unrelaxing ones.

• 32:14Andrew Santino?

  See, I like to go to the, to the chill, to the rela, the, what is it called? The, uh, um.

• 32:19Bobby Lee?

  See, what, it's just like the lounge again. We're gonna bring it back to the line.

• 32:24Andrew Santino?

  The best gaslighter I've ever met in my entire life.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  No, that's not.

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  No, I mean, honestly.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Honestly.

• 32:27Andrew Santino?

  It's impressive. It's impressive how much of a fucking gaslighter you are. It's like disgusting. Anybody can go to that theater. I like to be in the recliner seats because of my back.

• 32:35Bobby Lee?

  This is what gaslighting is, okay?

• 32:36Andrew Santino?

  You have no fucking idea.

• 32:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, if there's a light on-

• 32:39Andrew Santino?

  You think it's Cirque du Soleil, you fucking-

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  If there's a light on and I tell a woman, I go, "There's no light that's on." And I try to convince her that the light's on.

• 32:48Andrew Santino?

  Go get some gas.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so what I'm saying, yeah, so what I'm saying to you is, is that-

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  You bring the gas.

• 32:52Bobby Lee?

  You bring up lounges and comfortable seats all the time. How's that gaslighting?

• 32:57Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 33:00Andrew Santino?

  Your argument's so fucking bad, it's unbelievable. It's like, it's shocking how many holes are in your bullshit.

• 33:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:06Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about? I'd like to go to the theater to lounge. Everyone likes the fucking recliner seats. It's the best seats.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 33:12Andrew Santino?

  They're by far the best.

• 33:13Bobby Lee?

  I don't do those.

• 33:15Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about? Because it's not close to your house? What theater do you go to?

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  The Grove.

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  You go to the fucking Grove?

• 33:22Bobby Lee?

  What are you so angry about? Yes, I go to the fucking Grove, dude.

• 33:26Andrew Santino?

  You go to the Grove?

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  I know why you go to the Grove.

• 33:30Andrew Santino?

  I know exactly why he goes there.

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here we go. Let's start now.

• 33:34Andrew Santino?

  It's Bobby Lee!

• 33:38Andrew Santino?

  Hey, man, what's up? Smoking a cigarette. Fuck you.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Here we go, dude. Fuck you, dude. That's not why, dude.

• 33:45Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it is!

• 33:45Bobby Lee?

  That's not why, dude.

• 33:47Andrew Santino?

  Carlos and George are nodding.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  That's not why, dude.

• 33:49Andrew Santino?

  Yes, it fucking is.

• 33:50Bobby Lee?

  Where do I go then?

• 33:51Andrew Santino?

  There's-

• 33:51Bobby Lee?

  Where's all the relaxing seats?

• 33:53Andrew Santino?

  You know how many theaters there are in the fucking valley that you can go to? You know where they fucking are, you liar. They're all over Burbank. Burbank has three movie theaters within a mile of one another.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 34:01Andrew Santino?

  And they're so close to your house.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  What I love about going to the movie theater-

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  Smoking outside.

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  That's not why!

• 34:09Andrew Santino?

  Is that Bobby Lee?

• 34:11Bobby Lee?

  That's not why, dude.

• 34:12Andrew Santino?

  You love it.

• 34:13Bobby Lee?

  You love it too.

• 34:16Bobby Lee?

  Anyone going to a movie theater, I want to let you know, like, I went to go see, um, with my mom, Nosferatu.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  Did you like it?

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  I have my opinions about it.

• 34:27Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 34:27Bobby Lee?

  But, um.

• 34:28Andrew Santino?

  Phamperic.

• 34:29Bobby Lee?

  You saw it?

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 34:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 34:32Bobby Lee?

  And what I love about going to the theater with my mom is she's so weird, no one approaches me.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  I love your mom.

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  My mom was laying down.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  Beautiful.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  You know what you wait in line to get popcorn? Just off to the side, she had just laid down because her back hurt.

• 34:47Andrew Santino?

  Let her be comfortable.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  I know, and I was, me and my brother are just squatting next to her, like, come on, get up.

• 34:52Andrew Santino?

  How about this?

• 34:52Bobby Lee?

  Come on, get up, right? She said, no, no, my back, my back, right? And we just, and no one approaches us. Because they think, you know what I mean? They think it's either.

• 34:59Andrew Santino?

  Family crisis?

• 35:00Bobby Lee?

  Family crisis or an emergency of some sort, right? But they don't approach.

• 35:04Andrew Santino?

  If her back hurts, why don't you take her to the recliner seat theater?

• 35:09Bobby Lee?

  I'm not an elitist like you.

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  It's so funny. Elitist, elitist, it's open in the public. It's literally just a movie theater.

• 35:17Bobby Lee?

  All right. Anyway, so you're back good? At the theater?

• 35:21Andrew Santino?

  I had epidurals.

• 35:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:22Andrew Santino?

  It feels so much better now. I had an epidural put in my back. I'm gonna have another one.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  I gotta have another one put in my.

• 35:28Bobby Lee?

  Did you see Nosferatu?

• 35:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, I loved it.

• 35:30Bobby Lee?

  You did?

• 35:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was awesome.

• 35:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I watched a disturbing movie in my last movie of the flight last night.

• 35:35Bobby Lee?

  What was it called?

• 35:36Andrew Santino?

  Called A Simple Man? The Simple Man or A Simple Man? It's old. It's an old movie.

• 35:41Speaker 04

  Coen Brothers?

• 35:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  A Simple Plan?

• 35:43Andrew Santino?

  No, Simple Man, I thought.

• 35:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  A Simple Man is a Coen, yeah, that's right. Steven Park's in that.

• 35:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was really fucking tough.

• 35:50Bobby Lee?

  It's hard to watch?

• 35:51Andrew Santino?

  It was just, it just makes you fucking sad.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  Is it like falling down?

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  A serious man. I apologize. I'm serious, man. I'm sorry.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 35:59Andrew Santino?

  It's really hard to watch. It like hurts your heart.

• 36:02Bobby Lee?

  It's about a man who, what's going on with him?

• 36:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, it starts with like a Jewish parable at the beginning, and then it goes into this man's life in the sixties, I believe, fifties or sixties. And his, his, I mean, everyone shits on this guy. He's a professor at a university. He gets literally no respect. And his wife is like leaving him for their fucking neighbor who's like a buddy, who like comes over and he's like, you know, we're, we're thinking about, we're thinking about you moving out of the house and me moving, like, and he's taking it all on the fucking chin. It's really.

• 36:27Bobby Lee?

  What does Steven Park play in it? He's Korean.

• 36:30Andrew Santino?

  He's, he's, uh, I think he's the student, one of the students.

• 36:32Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 36:33Andrew Santino?

  It's just a dark, look, it's beautifully done, but man, it was hard to watch. He was the dad. He's the dad of the student. That's right.

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  That's you. Wow.

• 36:42Andrew Santino?

  It was just one of those movies where you're like, it's.

• 36:44Bobby Lee?

  But does he snap?

• 36:45Andrew Santino?

  Look at that, he's hugging his wife's lover.

• 36:46Bobby Lee?

  What, does he snap?

• 36:48Andrew Santino?

  You can watch the movie. I bet you could figure it out.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  So it's like Falling Down, I thought that movie was.

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  Falling Down, that dark, very.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Very dark.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  Very, but this is dark in a way that's like, it's, it's shot in such bright, beautiful colors. I mean, bright, beautiful for the time period, that.

• 37:05Andrew Santino?

  It looks happy, but it feels fucking atrocious. And he's trying to get tenure and nobody wants him to get tenure.

• 37:11Bobby Lee?

  Life is hard, huh?

• 37:12Andrew Santino?

  It's a guy that like, yeah, you're surprised he doesn't jump.

• 37:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I thought Falling Down was the best representation of Los Angeles I've ever seen.

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  Better than like Swingers? Cause Swingers to me.

• 37:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because you know, there was a scene where he is like, um, going on off ramp on the 101 or whatever.

• 37:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I love that.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  It's so traffic-y and just.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  He like runs on a golf course.

• 37:36Bobby Lee?

  The tone of it, it just, and the, it just looks like LA to me.

• 37:39Andrew Santino?

  Oh, well, I mean, very, what about?

• 37:41Speaker 05

  You can just track where he's walking in LA.

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 37:44Speaker 05

  You know exactly where those.

• 37:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, what about, what about, um, uh, uh, what's wrong with me? Pacino, um, yeah, what about Heat?

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  That too, yeah.

• 37:51Andrew Santino?

  Heat's so Los Angeles. I mean, like, in fact, in Heat, sometimes when I re-watch that movie, I see the underpasses they're shooting at and I'm like, I know that, I used to drive under there all the time.

• 38:00Speaker 04

  110 in the.

• 38:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like, it's such a great, like.

• 38:02Bobby Lee?

  Like you see Santa Monica and Western, like that kind of LA. Where it's like, it doesn't, you can't really see that in movies. It's sort of like, it kind of looks like Mexico, you know what I mean?

• 38:12Andrew Santino?

  It looks like when you go to, it looks like when you go to down to Mexico, it looks, it looks very like, what is it called? Uh, uh, Barrios.

• 38:18Bobby Lee?

  Barrios, yeah.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  Barrios, haciendas, yeah, Barrios, I don't even know what I'm saying.

• 38:22Bobby Lee?

  You, you get a mixture of like a lot of Hispanics and then you also get a mixture of like tourists that like kind of made the wrong turn.

• 38:29Andrew Santino?

  Chinese tourists.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, really?

• 38:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 38:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:32Andrew Santino?

  Hey, bro, you're in the wrong fucking hood.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Uh.

• 38:34Andrew Santino?

  Can I take your picture?

• 38:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 38:37Andrew Santino?

  Pose, dog. Um, that LA is dead, by the way.

• 38:40Bobby Lee?

  That LA is dead, you mean?

• 38:41Andrew Santino?

  The LA as we know it is dead.

• 38:43Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  This is a red alert, red alert. After the pandemic and the fires and the strike, fucking LA, we gotta go. I hate to say it to you, buddy, but it's happening. No, no, no, it's happening. 100%. We're leaving.

• 38:55Bobby Lee?

  Where are we going?

• 38:56Andrew Santino?

  I don't give a fuck, but we're leaving. We're leaving. We gotta go, dude. What are we doing anymore?

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  Cause us, me, you and Tim Dillon were talking about like we have to stay.

• 39:04Andrew Santino?

  I know, we said the exact opposite on the show.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we.

• 39:07Andrew Santino?

  That's the best part about podcasts.

• 39:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we have to, we have to be the last one standing.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  We should stay. I don't want to.

• 39:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I'm.

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  Gavin Newsom and fucking Karen Bass and all the bullshit of this fucking city and it's never gonna get rebuilt right and the fuck, they can't get Hollywood to stay. What are we doing?

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  They fucked us up. By the way, I listened to Adam Carolla this morning talking about, cause he just, this guy has, he's grew up in Los Angeles, he's lived here his whole life. He was talking about how, good luck rebuilding Malibu, these people are gonna have to fucking try to get permits? Good luck.

• 39:39Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 39:40Andrew Santino?

  Good fucking luck, because it's gonna be a billion people trying to get permits from the city of LA. And this city is insane with building permits. It's crazy. There's a million rules and restrictions. There's so much regulation in Los Angeles, it's gonna take them forever.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  But what if I had a house that burned down? I can't, I have to get a building permit to rebuild my house?

• 39:56Andrew Santino?

  Of course you do. And you have to get a million different kinds of them.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:00Andrew Santino?

  And never mind that, talk about all the insurance companies that fucked over all those people. They're never, how, how, they're never gonna rebuild, and even if they do, it's gonna take three years before the Palisades even exist anymore.

• 40:08Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 40:09Andrew Santino?

  The whole city is fucked.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What are they gonna do, these stars and stuff?

• 40:13Andrew Santino?

  It's not just stars, dude, this.

• 40:14Bobby Lee?

  I mean, regular people too.

• 40:16Andrew Santino?

  Altadena.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  Cut that out. Yeah, yeah, cut that out.

• 40:22Andrew Santino?

  No, leave it in. Fuck you.

• 40:23Bobby Lee?

  Cut that out, cut that out, cut that. No, no, please, it came out wrong. It came out wrong.

• 40:27Andrew Santino?

  And that's why it has to stay in.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, all people, no, all people.

• 40:30Andrew Santino?

  Altadena.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Keep it in.

• 40:32Andrew Santino?

  He will.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Don't keep it, don't keep it in.

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  No, he keeps.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  I'm scared.

• 40:35Andrew Santino?

  It's fun.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Stop. Please.

• 40:36Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 40:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you shut up, dude.

• 40:38Andrew Santino?

  Let them know who you are.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't know who I am.

• 40:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm a good guy.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  No, Altadena, Altadena. It's, Altadena is like a, a, a, a, a regular working class neighborhood. I'm sure there's some nice house there, but it fucked up a lot of people, man. That was the misinformation of the news. People are like, this is just superstars. You're like, dude, it's fucking 30,000 acres. That's so many people. What do you mean? And it's probably, look at the total acreage that's been burnt in Los Angeles County. And by the way, we're doing this podcast while it's happening.

• 41:04Speaker 05

  More than Manhattan. It's bigger than Manhattan is burned.

• 41:06Andrew Santino?

  Wow. And we're doing this while it's on fire still right now. People at home.

• 41:10Speaker 04

  Just the Palisades is over.

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  17,000, just the Palisades.

• 41:13Bobby Lee?

  Also, can they do this? You know what happened? I called you two hours ago, right?

• 41:17Andrew Santino?

  Wow. Yeah.

• 41:18Bobby Lee?

  So they did a evacuation alert on everyone's phone. Two hours, did you get that?

• 41:23Speaker 04

  On accident, yeah.

• 41:24Bobby Lee?

  On accident, though. Don't do that.

• 41:26Andrew Santino?

  Don't do that.

• 41:27Bobby Lee?

  Who's the guy like, "What's this, John?" Beep. You know what I mean? And then the fucking, like, who's in charge of that?

• 41:33Andrew Santino?

  One idiot. Sitting in a room being like, "Bullshit."

• 41:36Bobby Lee?

  That scares the shit out of me.

• 41:37Andrew Santino?

  But imagine if you and I had that. We'd be like, "Do it."

• 41:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God.

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  Don't do it.

• 41:41Bobby Lee?

  You'd get fired.

• 41:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right away.

• 41:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:43Andrew Santino?

  You know how many fucking, what are they called? Amber Alerts I just let out? But I would do Amber Alert for one of our friends' cars.

• 41:48Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 41:49Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I mean? Someone's car that we know at the Comedy Store.

• 41:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

• 41:55Bobby Lee?

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• 42:39Bobby Lee?

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• 43:00Bobby Lee?

  90% off FedEx rates. Calm the chaos of order fulfillment with the shipping software that delivers. Switch to ShipStation today. Go to shipstation.com and use code BADFRIENDS to sign up for your free trial. That's shipstation.com/ Bad Friends. Shopify! So it's the new year.

• 43:19Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 43:20Bobby Lee?

  It's 2025.

• 43:21Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 43:21Bobby Lee?

  And you're probably thinking, how am I gonna make this year different?

• 43:24Andrew Santino?

  I don't know.

• 43:24Bobby Lee?

  Am I gonna build something for myself?

• 43:26Andrew Santino?

  I'd like to.

• 43:27Bobby Lee?

  I'm dying to be my own boss or see if I can turn this business idea I've been kicking around in my head into a reality, but I don't know how to make it happen.

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  Shopify, Bob. Shopify is how you're gonna make it.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  Is that how it happens?

• 43:37Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you how.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  That's what we did.

• 43:38Andrew Santino?

  Shopify is the best. They make it very simple to create your brand, open a business, get your first sale, get your store up and running easily with thousands of customizable templates. No coding or design skills required. All you need to do is drag and drop.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  Shopify makes it also easy to manage your growing business. They help with the details like shipping, taxes, and payments from one single dashboard, allowing you to focus on the important stuff like growing your business.

• 44:04Andrew Santino?

  What happens if you don't act now? Will you regret it?

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Disaster. It's a disaster.

• 44:07Andrew Santino?

  It's a disaster. Someone's gonna beat you to the idea, so don't do this to yourself. You know, kick yourself when you hear this again in the ear because you didn't do anything. You must start working with Shopify now. Established in 2025 has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

• 44:20Bobby Lee?

  Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com/BadFriends, all lowercase.

• 44:26Andrew Santino?

  Go to Shopify.com/BadFriends to start selling with Shopify today. That's Shopify.com/BadFriends.

• 44:32Bobby Lee?

  Zocdoc! You know, Guy, can I call you Guy?

• 44:35Andrew Santino?

  Call me Guy.

• 44:36Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes when I, you know, go to a restaurant, I'll, you know, read reviews, you know what I mean? I do some research.

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  You do.

• 44:41Bobby Lee?

  But I do that for my health, and that's why I'm on Zocdoc.

• 44:44Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 44:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Am I too busy? These are excuses.

• 44:46Andrew Santino?

  You know why? Because Zocdoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality, in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment.

• 44:54Bobby Lee?

  We're talking about booking in what network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty, Andrew, from mental health, look at me right now, to dental health.

• 45:01Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, primary care to urgent care, look at me right now, and more.

• 45:05Andrew Santino?

  And way more. Look, I got a bad little back and I got taken care of, thanks to Zocdoc, you're able to find a doctor very quickly. You can filter for doctors who take your insurance, they're located nearby, and if they're a good fit for any medical need you have, they're highly rated by verified patients. You can see it yourself. You see what other people said to let you know how good they were.

• 45:26Bobby Lee?

  Stop putting out those doctors' appointments and go to zocdoc.com/badfriends to find it. Instantly book a top-rated doctor today.

• 45:33Andrew Santino?

  That's zocdoc, Z-O-C-D-O-C dot com slash bad friends, zocdoc dot com slash.

• 45:37Bobby Lee?

  Bad friends.

• 45:38Andrew Santino?

  You have a special guest, is he here? I thought you said he's here. Oh.

• 45:43Bobby Lee?

  Who's coming?

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  It's a surprise.

• 45:45Bobby Lee?

  Now I want to know.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  It's a surprise. It's a fun surprise.

• 45:48Bobby Lee?

  It's a surprise for you?

• 45:49Speaker 04

  One hint's in the room.

• 45:50Bobby Lee?

  Wait, how do you, how do you know? Why do I have to be surprised? Why can't you be surprised?

• 45:55Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you did any organization for this show whatsoever, then you could.

• 45:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but why, I don't want the surprise. If you're not gonna get a surprise, I'm.

• 46:00Speaker 05

  No, you're CC'd on all the emails, Bob.

• 46:02Andrew Santino?

  You literally are CC'd on everything.

• 46:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm gonna look at it now, then.

• 46:04Andrew Santino?

  God. Which email?

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  I'm CC'd in it. It's Amazon, it says Dermicon.

• 46:15Andrew Santino?

  What's Dermicon? Is that a pimple, pimple, uh?

• 46:17Bobby Lee?

  It's for my nails. I have high street beast.

• 46:22Andrew Santino?

  What's high street beast?

• 46:23Bobby Lee?

  Clothing.

• 46:24Andrew Santino?

  Sick.

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 46:28Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, sit down.

• 46:31Andrew Santino?

  What a prince.

• 46:32Bobby Lee?

  What a prince. Prince, look at the prince here, dude.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  Bless us.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what happened to your glasses?

• 46:39Speaker 06

  It's gone.

• 46:39Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 46:40Speaker 06

  Korean doctor helped me out.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 46:42Speaker 06

  Yeah, man.

• 46:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:43Speaker 06

  Uh, Dr. Paul Lee, shout out, you know?

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:46Andrew Santino?

  Shout out Paul Lee.

• 46:47Bobby Lee?

  You want to wear the cans or do you need them?

• 46:48Speaker 06

  I don't think I need them. I can be with you guys just fine. Or are you guys playing clips and stuff?

• 46:52Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 46:53Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no.

• 46:53Speaker 06

  Oh, okay.

• 46:54Andrew Santino?

  This isn't your mom's house.

• 46:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. As you got successful, your skin cleared up.

• 46:59Speaker 06

  Really, did I have bad skin?

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  No, be- before, like, you almost have perfect skin now.

• 47:06Speaker 06

  That is so weird.

• 47:07Andrew Santino?

  You look happier, maybe that's what it is.

• 47:09Bobby Lee?

  No, there's something about your fucking skin, dude.

• 47:12Speaker 06

  Really, I swear I can see the flaws now.

• 47:15Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 47:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, I thought I used to have perfect skin and now I'm stressed, you know?

• 47:19Andrew Santino?

  What are you stressed about?

• 47:21Speaker 06

  Just stuff, life, you know?

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  You're killing it.

• 47:23Andrew Santino?

  You got a baby?

• 47:24Speaker 06

  No, no baby.

• 47:25Andrew Santino?

  Well then what are you stressed about? You're married.

• 47:27Speaker 06

  No, I'm not married.

• 47:28Andrew Santino?

  You're not married, you don't have a baby, what do you give a shit?

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  This is how good Jimmy is doing, and I want to be honest with you. Your ex-girlfriends are girls I couldn't even get, I don't think.

• 47:37Speaker 06

  No, come on Bobby, I should know.

• 47:39Bobby Lee?

  That's the fucking tru- let's talk truth and let's talk gospel.

• 47:43Andrew Santino?

  Let's talk gospel and truth, babe.

• 47:45Bobby Lee?

  And what I'm saying to you is that the girls, I've seen your ex-girlfriends.

• 47:49Andrew Santino?

  Do it like the gospel, do it in gospel tone.

• 47:51Bobby Lee?

  Give me an example.

• 47:53Speaker 06

  Have seen your ex-girlfriend!

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  I've seen, here we go, I've seen your ex-wife girlfriend! And they come from the depths of the earth within each other and the prince of Korea has come with his clear skin and his eyes are purple white.

• 48:10Speaker 06

  I appreciate this, this makes me feel good about myself Bobby, I wasn't expecting this coming in here.

• 48:14Bobby Lee?

  You're killing it.

• 48:15Speaker 06

  No, I appreciate it, but I see your presence whenever Bobby steps into a room, there's a presence.

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  I have no presence, dude.

• 48:21Speaker 06

  He sits down on a couch and people just line up and gather around him, there's an aura around him, brother.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  That's not true, because the last party I saw you at, who was the aura?

• 48:32Speaker 06

  You!

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  You were the aura.

• 48:33Speaker 06

  No man, no man, you were, that was a really-

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why, you're the aura, my young man, I'll tell you why, alright? It's because we went to Aquafina's New Year's party.

• 48:46Andrew Santino?

  That's true.

• 48:46Speaker 06

  Preach.

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I came late.

• 48:50Speaker 06

  He came late.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  I came late with a woman.

• 48:52Speaker 06

  He was like the headliner coming in.

• 48:54Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna do the voice. We walk in. Who's on the dance floor?

• 49:00Speaker 06

  Was it me dancing?

• 49:01Bobby Lee?

  You were dancing, like a little butterfly.

• 49:03Speaker 06

  I was trying.

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  Okay, like a little Korean butterfly, right? And, and you were the flame, we were the moth.

• 49:09Speaker 06

  No, no, that's not how I saw it.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.

• 49:11Speaker 06

  Sorry, sorry, keep complimenting.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy, let me, let me start, right? And I remember me, Jean, Dom, we all went to you. You didn't come to us. We came to you on the dance floor, we took a photo with you on the dance floor, which means you're the light, right? And we're the moth.

• 49:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that sounds like it.

• 49:29Speaker 06

  That's interesting, that's how you saw it, cuz how I saw it was you arrived. And then you were, uh, like, there's a beautiful woman next to you, and she was very doting, and every time I'll talk to you, or like, you know, I'll talk to her, she was like, "I gotta go, Bobby's right there, I gotta take care of him." You were like the king.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  She's my concubine.

• 49:50Speaker 06

  Yeah, there you go, boom.

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  That's it, boy, dude.

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and-

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  Were there any whites at the party, other than the ones-

• 49:54Speaker 06

  There's some whites, there's some whites.

• 49:55Bobby Lee?

  He's always with the whites. What is up with you and the whites, as of late?

• 49:59Speaker 06

  He loves the whites. As of late, I don't-

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy loves the whites. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:03Speaker 06

  No, no, no, I'm, I'm into authenticity, I dated black girls, Asian girls, you know, white girls, I think that was my ex-girlfriend was very white.

• 50:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:10Speaker 06

  So I think people just assume that. But also, I don't know, like, growing up in Hong Kong, when everyone was Asian, like, white people was exotic to me. Like, how white guys here obsess over Asian girls, cuz it's exotic.

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  Certain kinds of white guys, yeah.

• 50:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, you know?

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  Weirdo white guys do.

• 50:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, creepy white.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  Like George, yeah. Yeah, look at the, tell, look, take one look at that guy, tell me his wife is Asian.

• 50:30Speaker 06

  For sure, he likes Asian chicks.

• 50:32Andrew Santino?

  A hundred percent.

• 50:32Speaker 06

  For sure.

• 50:33Andrew Santino?

  It's a kind of white guy that's obsessed with it. Now, I find Asian women beautiful, but there's a certain kind of white guy that, like, obsesses over Asian women.

• 50:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:40Speaker 06

  He is, he does?

• 50:41Andrew Santino?

  He, oh my-

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  No, but, okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna ask you a question.

• 50:44Andrew Santino?

  There you go, Mark Zuckerberg.

• 50:45Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, she plays the violin, she's a violinist, I think, yeah.

• 50:49Andrew Santino?

  It's always fucking weirdo white guys, dude.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  It's always white girls on Raya that I match with. You know what it always says?

• 50:55Speaker 06

  What?

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  "Incomin' with Jimmy Oh Yang."

• 50:59Speaker 06

  No, come on, man!

• 51:01Andrew Santino?

  It says it right there, I see it.

• 51:02Speaker 06

  Come on.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  Damn dude.

• 51:06Speaker 06

  Uh, okay.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  You know her?

• 51:08Speaker 06

  I do not know her.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Come closer. You do know her?

• 51:11Andrew Santino?

  He does.

• 51:12Speaker 06

  I do know her.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:16Andrew Santino?

  Let me see.

• 51:16Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 51:17Andrew Santino?

  Let me see this girl.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Ex-girlfriend?

• 51:18Speaker 06

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 51:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  How do I see her photos?

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  I'll show you.

• 51:22Speaker 06

  That's hilarious.

• 51:23Andrew Santino?

  Touch it?

• 51:24Speaker 06

  Wait, Bobby, did you talk to her?

• 51:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, I forgot to read the Jimmy Oh Yang part, so I did say hi.

• 51:30Andrew Santino?

  This is how you know she loves Asian guys? Bruce Lee is one of her profile photos.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  Bruce Lee is one of her profile photos.

• 51:38Speaker 06

  But that's a good tell. That's like, you in.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  No, but that's-

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  And Jackie Chan.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand that.

• 51:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm not exaggerating.

• 51:44Bobby Lee?

  That's, I swear to God it is, right? So, but she, this is what I find, because, I want to say this. One time, I saw you-

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy Oh Yang. Damn, you look good, dude.

• 51:54Speaker 06

  What, what, me?

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:56Andrew Santino?

  Wow, hot guy, huh?

• 51:57Speaker 06

  I, I-

• 51:57Bobby Lee?

  Let me look, let me look. Fucking hot, dude.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  Hot, dude.

• 52:00Bobby Lee?

  So, one time you were at the improv, this is years ago.

• 52:03Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 52:03Bobby Lee?

  And you had a girlfriend, right?

• 52:05Speaker 06

  Uh huh.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  She dressed in an Asian thing. She was a white girl.

• 52:09Speaker 06

  Really?

• 52:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and then she also had a, her purse had like pearls in it, but it looked like, you know, the green JD, you know what I mean? It looked like an Asian bag.

• 52:18Speaker 06

  For real?

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I'm wondering, with this girl, I think you're the influence.

• 52:23Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 52:24Bobby Lee?

  Once they meet you, they become more Asian, and then now, you mean, it opens them up to our market.

• 52:30Speaker 06

  That's, you know what? Let's put that out there.

• 52:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:33Speaker 06

  If she was already predisposed to Asian dude.

• 52:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:36Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy, Jimmy is the once you go black. Jimmy's the once-

• 52:39Speaker 06

  Once you go Asian. You bang Bobby Lee Osso.

• 52:43Andrew Santino?

  You know, that's, that's-

• 52:44Bobby Lee?

  Once you go yellow, you find yourself another Asian fellow. I think that's what it is. That's it. You're the opening, so, you know, but, because I've felt that too, where I've like gated a white girl, and then they were like, you go to their house? And you go, oh yeah, they're prone to us.

• 53:00Speaker 06

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 53:00Andrew Santino?

  They're aware.

• 53:01Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 53:01Bobby Lee?

  There's like a poster of like Mulan or something.

• 53:04Speaker 06

  Naruto, anime, yeah.

• 53:06Bobby Lee?

  And then there's like, you know, a lot of bamboo and bonsai trees.

• 53:09Andrew Santino?

  Those are Chinese stress balls.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, those stress bars, yeah, yeah.

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  George has those at his dinner table. 100%.

• 53:14Speaker 06

  Um, it's a different time though. I feel like now with so much representation, like with Squid Games, BTS, everything.

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  Too much.

• 53:21Speaker 06

  Who isn't into Asians. Like, I wish I grew up, like, I went to high school and middle school now. I think it'll be a different game.

• 53:27Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy, some of them are not. And you've, you've seen them, have you not?

• 53:31Speaker 06

  I think so. I, I think so, but I think.

• 53:33Bobby Lee?

  They just won't. They won't do it.

• 53:34Andrew Santino?

  What are you talking about?

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Some white girls, they just won't cross that line.

• 53:38Andrew Santino?

  Some girls in general are just not interested.

• 53:43Andrew Santino?

  I'm saying it's like a, you're making.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  I just don't like the way you said it though.

• 53:45Andrew Santino?

  Some women.

• 53:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why did you say it like?

• 53:47Andrew Santino?

  Some women aren't interested, period. It has nothing to do with you being Asian. They're just not interested.

• 53:51Bobby Lee?

  They're not interested in my type.

• 53:53Andrew Santino?

  Your type is not because you're Asian.

• 53:55Speaker 06

  Your type is specific.

• 53:58Speaker 06

  You know, hey, so is my type.

• 53:59Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, wait, my type, wait, wait.

• 54:00Speaker 06

  My type, wait.

• 54:01Bobby Lee?

  You're, my type's specific.

• 54:02Speaker 06

  We're suppo-

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Are you fucking telling me?

• 54:04Speaker 06

  What?

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  That you and I are on two completely different categories?

• 54:07Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so tell me what the category I'm in.

• 54:14Speaker 06

  I don't, Andrew, Andrew, as, as Carlos, somebody in third person point of view.

• 54:18Andrew Santino?

  Here's what I would say.

• 54:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:21Andrew Santino?

  Jimmy is...

• 54:24Bobby Lee?

  I understand.

• 54:24Andrew Santino?

  He's a starter on Arsenal. And you're... You're in the locker room, and you're there. And you're cheering on the boys. And you're on the team. But you're not on, you're not on a midfield. By the way, this is-

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  Is that what you're saying, Jimmy?

• 54:42Andrew Santino?

  He's a superstar.

• 54:43Speaker 06

  That's not what I was saying.

• 54:43Andrew Santino?

  He's a superstar.

• 54:44Speaker 06

  That's not what I was saying.

• 54:45Andrew Santino?

  The kid's a fucking superstar.

• 54:46Speaker 06

  No, come on, guys.

• 54:47Andrew Santino?

  We know he is.

• 54:48Bobby Lee?

  100%.

• 54:49Andrew Santino?

  He is, well, what do you?

• 54:50Speaker 06

  You guys doing better than me? What are you guys talking about?

• 54:52Bobby Lee?

  That's not true though.

• 54:52Speaker 06

  You own your own studio, your own podcast, you have staff. You have staff of white people.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  Well, first of all, he's, he's actually half Mexican, so that's, we got points for him.

• 55:02Speaker 06

  Carlos, I heard about you, man. One of my best friend PJ, a big fan of the podcast, uh, says you like glory holes.

• 55:08Andrew Santino?

  He loves.

• 55:10Andrew Santino?

  That's the glory hole king, baby.

• 55:11Bobby Lee?

  It's getting around, right?

• 55:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  I'm glad it's getting around.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:14Andrew Santino?

  And you know what, honestly? You, you're here, let's, let's squash this now. Your appeal for women is just different than yours. You get plenty of beautiful women. They're just different kinds of women.

• 55:26Bobby Lee?

  I get it. I've accepted it.

• 55:27Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm not fighting against the-

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  Cause I've seen beautiful women with you.

• 55:32Bobby Lee?

  You know, but what I'm saying is, is that I have to say that it's, he's still in a different category.

• 55:38Andrew Santino?

  Yep, so are Carlos and I, so we're-

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  But when we get-

• 55:40Speaker 06

  Yeah, I think it's just different.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  But when we get casted, we're in the same category, that's my problem.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  No one's casting you guys in the same, you guys are no fucking-

• 55:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:46Andrew Santino?

  What casting record?

• 55:47Bobby Lee?

  So, I was up for the Joe Coy part, did you do that part?

• 55:51Speaker 06

  Well, I produced that movie.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  Easter Sunday.

• 55:54Andrew Santino?

  It's his fucking movie.

• 55:55Speaker 06

  Which part? Uh, the, the one Asif Ali ended up playing?

• 55:58Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 55:59Speaker 06

  The one Asif Ali- The bad guy part.

• 56:00Andrew Santino?

  The bad guy?

• 56:01Bobby Lee?

  No, there was a part that he said he had written for me that I got offered and I said I couldn't do it because I was doing Borderlands.

• 56:06Speaker 06

  Oh, um, I think there was a part, yeah, I'm, I'm-

• 56:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I don't remember.

• 56:09Speaker 06

  It wasn't my part.

• 56:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 56:10Speaker 06

  Cause my part, I couldn't do another part, so I was like-

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, I'm not saying, okay. But I've also been in other situations where Jimmy O'Yang got the part and I didn't get it.

• 56:19Andrew Santino?

  But that's just because it's-

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  But what this, but that was for the same part was I'm saying that he beats me out.

• 56:24Andrew Santino?

  They just wanna see how-

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  So if we're in the same category-

• 56:26Andrew Santino?

  You're not.

• 56:26Bobby Lee?

  When it comes to-

• 56:27Speaker 06

  I think that's a very broad, like, it's, it's, it's, it's not, it, it's Hollywood's issue that at times we're in the same category.

• 56:34Andrew Santino?

  Correct.

• 56:35Speaker 06

  Cause if, uh, Santino and like, who would be, I don't know, like, uh, another white guy that would be totally a different guy, like you and-

• 56:43Andrew Santino?

  Me and Anthony Jeselnik aren't gonna go off for the same fucking role.

• 56:46Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. Or like, uh, you and Patton Oswalt could go off for different roles, but you guys are very different people. Or you and Ryan Gosling could go off with them roles, I'm not saying you're, you know, I'm just saying.

• 56:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. No, you're right.

• 56:58Speaker 06

  They're all very different people and, and sometimes it just, people are dumb. Like, the category could also just be Asian-

• 57:04Andrew Santino?

  Asian guy.

• 57:05Speaker 06

  Funny guys. Or whatever, right? Like, or whatever, it's, it's different. You okay, Bobby?

• 57:09Andrew Santino?

  He's a little shocked. He's a little stunned. He's, he got a little hit, he got a little hit.

• 57:15Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'm good. I'll agree with you.

• 57:18Andrew Santino?

  Well, also.

• 57:19Bobby Lee?

  No, no, stop, stop.

• 57:20Andrew Santino?

  Well, you're also different in age. I mean Jimmy's thirty seven years old.

• 57:24Speaker 06

  And also Korean and Chinese, very different, you know?

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  Nah, well, that part I don't know about.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  I, I understand that. I understand that. I know we're different.

• 57:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's Chinese.

• 57:34Bobby Lee?

  You're right.

• 57:35Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I mean?

• 57:35Bobby Lee?

  I take, I take that back.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  I'm older.

• 57:37Andrew Santino?

  Also, be nice to the Chinese.

• 57:39Bobby Lee?

  I love the Chinese.

• 57:40Andrew Santino?

  Just be nice.

• 57:40Bobby Lee?

  What? I love that stuff.

• 57:42Andrew Santino?

  Just be nice.

• 57:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:44Andrew Santino?

  Cause he gets on his little high horse and he doesn't.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think that I?

• 57:47Speaker 06

  What's the high horse? What's the?

• 57:48Andrew Santino?

  He starts spouting hatred about China. He'll do it. He'll just crack one open and start flying off the handle.

• 57:53Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, you guys don't know how to wait in line.

• 57:55Andrew Santino?

  See?

• 57:56Speaker 06

  How, how do what?

• 57:57Andrew Santino?

  Wait in line. We talked about it earlier.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  You guys don't even know how to wait in line.

• 57:59Speaker 06

  Like in mainland China sometimes.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  Everywhere.

• 58:00Andrew Santino?

  Oh, no, here.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  Everywhere. Baskin Robbins. It doesn't matter where it is.

• 58:04Andrew Santino?

  Chinese be skipping lines, dude.

• 58:06Speaker 06

  Oh, for real?

• 58:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:06Andrew Santino?

  Chinese be skipping.

• 58:07Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you guys are the ones that we go, oh, my God, there they go again.

• 58:10Speaker 06

  I can't support that stereotype. Maybe in certain parts of China.

• 58:14Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 58:14Andrew Santino?

  No, they'd be skipping. Chinese people skipping line. Do skipping in line, skipping line.

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Look at all those people skipping in line.

• 58:20Andrew Santino?

  They're all skipping somebody.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  Or what are your qualms about Chinese?

• 58:25Andrew Santino?

  My qualms?

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 58:26Andrew Santino?

  Is that a Chinese word? What's qualms?

• 58:27Bobby Lee?

  Is that a, is that a real word?

• 58:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, qualms is good.

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:31Andrew Santino?

  My issues?

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  What are your issues about Chinese? Do you have any?

• 58:34Andrew Santino?

  What's my qualm with Chinese? People?

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Anything about it, the culture. Let's start with the food.

• 58:40Andrew Santino?

  Okay, how about this? Ah, I can't do that. Chinese food is really good.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  It's good.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  I like it a lot. I really like Chinese food.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like, what's this Cantonese stuff and Sichuan? You know what I mean? Like, pick one thing, you know what I mean?

• 58:52Andrew Santino?

  Sichuan, love Sichuan. No, what do you mean? Hotter the better. I think Chinese is hard to, Chinese food is hard, cause I really love that.

• 58:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but when it's bad, it's bad.

• 59:00Andrew Santino?

  How about this one? The language we've talked about, the language is harsh. It's sharp. It stings.

• 59:05Speaker 06

  Which one? There's also a lot.

• 59:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, Mandarin.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what's the one that you are?

• 59:11Speaker 06

  I can speak a few, but...

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  That's fucking arrogant!

• 59:15Speaker 06

  I'm not saying that. No, no, cuz I grew up like, I grew up in Hong Kong, but my parents speak Shanghainese and then...

• 59:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so if I'm in Hong Kong, let me...

• 59:20Speaker 06

  Cantonese, so be in Hong Kong.

• 59:21Bobby Lee?

  Cantonese.

• 59:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Say something Cantonese, I'm gonna see if it's harsh.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  How about this, say, say, um, "Hey, you guys, uh, save me a seat when you get to the restaurant in that world."

• 59:32Speaker 06

  Uh, "Let me find them, uh, down a turn."

• 59:34Andrew Santino?

  See, it's like, Jesus fucking Christ, alright.

• 59:36Bobby Lee?

  It's like a machine gun going off.

• 59:37Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:40Andrew Santino?

  Now, listen, in Korean, "Save me a seat when you get there."

• 59:42Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 59:43Andrew Santino?

  In Korean, "Save me a seat."

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how to say that.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  Make it up, fuckhead.

• 59:48Andrew Santino?

  Very nice, I'm gonna save the seat.

• 59:50Speaker 06

  No, he's saying it very softly, that's bullshit. That's bullshit, he's like... I have never heard that tone on Squid Games.

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  That's how they talk.

• 1:00:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:00Andrew Santino?

  But no, Squid Games are on the run for their life, they have to be yelling. Give me the Korean, let's hear it. That's Korean, here we go.

• 1:00:08Andrew Santino?

  Pretty similar.

• 1:00:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's the period, yeah.

• 1:00:11Speaker 06

  Do they have Cantonese? They might have Cantonese.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  They might.

• 1:00:12Speaker 06

  But put Mandarin. Just put Mandarin in.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's go.

• 1:00:14Speaker 06

  Oh, there you go.

• 1:00:15Andrew Santino?

  It's Cantonese, let's hear it.

• 1:00:16Speaker 06

  That's new.

• 1:00:17Speaker 04

  They don't have it...

• 1:00:19Andrew Santino?

  God bless.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  Cuz they don't have enough...

• 1:00:21Speaker 06

  Oh, they don't, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  Cuz they can't get a voiceover guy that has a harsh... Go Mandarin.

• 1:00:27Andrew Santino?

  No, just do Chinese traditional.

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  Let's go Chinese.

• 1:00:29Speaker 06

  M A N, M A N, yeah.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  Simplify, there you go.

• 1:00:31Speaker 06

  Traditional and simplified, yeah.

• 1:00:32Andrew Santino?

  There you go. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

• 1:00:35Speaker 06

  Isn't that so nice?

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  You know, it's not nice.

• 1:00:37Speaker 06

  So nice?

• 1:00:38Andrew Santino?

  You know what, they had to put it with a woman's voice just to...

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:00:40Speaker 06

  Yo, why is that? What is that?

• 1:00:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's just an aggressive thing, you know? And, you know, what's up with Tai Chi? Is that a martial arts or is it a meditative thing that you're doing?

• 1:00:51Andrew Santino?

  It's a little bit of both.

• 1:00:52Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen anyone fight anyone with Tai Chi.

• 1:00:54Speaker 06

  I don't think you fight Tai Chi. It's an exercise.

• 1:00:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, dude, how is... How is this a martial arts, dude? Hey, ah, there's no way to do it.

• 1:01:03Speaker 06

  See, that's the opposite aggressive.

• 1:01:05Bobby Lee?

  That is true, that is true.

• 1:01:06Speaker 06

  There's no Asians more aggressive than Koreans, I think.

• 1:01:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't care how long that's...

• 1:01:10Speaker 06

  Koreans will kick your ass.

• 1:01:11Andrew Santino?

  Yes, they will.

• 1:01:12Speaker 06

  For good and for bad, like, you know.

• 1:01:14Bobby Lee?

  And don't ever forget that.

• 1:01:15Speaker 06

  I don't ever...

• 1:01:15Andrew Santino?

  Alright, dude, relax.

• 1:01:16Speaker 06

  I don't fuck with you, Bobby.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, don't fuck with me, okay?

• 1:01:18Andrew Santino?

  What about Japanese, though? They, Japanese got some wild motherfuckers.

• 1:01:22Speaker 06

  I, I don't know a lot. There's not a lot of, like, authentic Japanese people in L.A., I feel like. I like Japan. I like the experience of Japan.

• 1:01:29Andrew Santino?

  What does that say about Japanese that they don't wanna live in L.A.? That's interesting, cuz there's a lot of Korean and a lot of Chinese here, but not a lot of Japanese.

• 1:01:34Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:01:35Andrew Santino?

  Why not? I don't know. You think it's a superiority thing? Cause a lot, he always says they have a superiority complex. The Japanese.

• 1:01:40Bobby Lee?

  I never said that.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you do. You said that like they're.

• 1:01:42Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean? We have that on tape.

• 1:01:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  You said they think they're the best. You say that all the time.

• 1:01:47Bobby Lee?

  They are the best.

• 1:01:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay, what the fuck? What are we saying then? I just said what you said.

• 1:01:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:01:51Andrew Santino?

  They have, you said they have a superiority complex. They think they're complex. They think that. That was a legitimate accident.

• 1:01:57Bobby Lee?

  But don't, but don't you think that they're perceived as the best or no? What do you think Jimmy?

• 1:02:00Andrew Santino?

  I think it's because they project that is what I.

• 1:02:02Speaker 06

  I think they run their country very well. There's good food. There's a, a good sense of respect there. Uh, there's a, a, a high-speed railway, you know?

• 1:02:09Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 1:02:09Bobby Lee?

  That's a very good one.

• 1:02:10Speaker 06

  You know?

• 1:02:10Andrew Santino?

  I think.

• 1:02:11Speaker 06

  Logically, they're doing pretty good.

• 1:02:12Andrew Santino?

  I'm a big fan of Japan.

• 1:02:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:02:14Andrew Santino?

  Big fan of Japan.

• 1:02:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:15Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I'm going to Hong Kong for the first time.

• 1:02:17Speaker 06

  You, are you touring there?

• 1:02:18Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm doing a, I'm doing like a new show that I'm doing, so I'm gonna go there for a couple of days.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Is that when you're gonna go to Korea? That same time?

• 1:02:24Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna go to Korea right after.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:02:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:26Speaker 06

  Oh, that's, wait, what kind of show is this? Like a travel show?

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  No, it's like a, there's like an alternative golf league and I'm starting like a little, a little show that I'm doing with them. Uh, where I'm talking, like a walk and talk with players and we just goof around and get like a glimpse of their life.

• 1:02:37Speaker 06

  That's the dream.

• 1:02:38Andrew Santino?

  I do.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  It's a big dream for him.

• 1:02:40Andrew Santino?

  For me, it actually genuinely is.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Do you play golf?

• 1:02:42Speaker 06

  I, I can't.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Me either.

• 1:02:44Speaker 06

  I don't have the patience.

• 1:02:45Bobby Lee?

  Me either, dude.

• 1:02:46Speaker 06

  I'm too, I'm too angry.

• 1:02:47Andrew Santino?

  Too Chinese.

• 1:02:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, too Chinese.

• 1:02:48Andrew Santino?

  Too Chinese.

• 1:02:49Speaker 06

  Too Korean, too Chinese.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  You think you could beat me in ping pong?

• 1:02:51Speaker 06

  Uh, I, probably, I can probably.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  Now, that's you guys' golf.

• 1:02:55Speaker 06

  You know, well.

• 1:02:56Andrew Santino?

  Ping pong is Asian golf.

• 1:02:58Speaker 06

  It, ping pong is a weird thing because first of all, people assume I'm good at ping pong and I used to be really good.

• 1:03:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:03:03Speaker 06

  Cause I trained when I was a child in Hong Kong. You know, but now it's really shameful because I haven't played in so long. People assume I'm good and I'm actually not good. I can't.

• 1:03:13Andrew Santino?

  I bet.

• 1:03:14Speaker 06

  I can look good playing it.

• 1:03:14Bobby Lee?

  But you just said that you could beat me even though you're not good. Go fuck yourself.

• 1:03:17Speaker 06

  No, if I, you know, I.

• 1:03:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can beat you.

• 1:03:19Speaker 06

  You, yeah, okay, probably.

• 1:03:21Andrew Santino?

  By the way, by the way, he crossed his legs so eloquently as he said, yeah, I probably, probably could beat you.

• 1:03:26Speaker 06

  This is a very uncomfortable chair. What do you guys want me to do?

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:03:28Speaker 06

  Okay, cause I was leaned up. I don't want your audience to be like, oh, he seems uncomfortable.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Bert Kreischer sat in that chair.

• 1:03:33Speaker 06

  You know?

• 1:03:33Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:03:34Bobby Lee?

  Jack Black sat on that chair.

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  A lot of famous people.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  A lot of famous people sat on that chair.

• 1:03:38Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 1:03:39Andrew Santino?

  Machine Gun Kelly.

• 1:03:40Bobby Lee?

  Sat in that chair. No, he, he, the pink one, right?

• 1:03:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, pink one.

• 1:03:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, sorry about that. Stay in, stay in the blue one then. Yeah, that one's.

• 1:03:44Bobby Lee?

  Stay in the blue one. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:46Andrew Santino?

  How's, how's, uh, how's your show by the way? Everyone seems to absolutely love your show.

• 1:03:50Speaker 06

  And Terry Chinatown.

• 1:03:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, man, uh. It was awesome. I think from what I hear, you know, they haven't shared the numbers with us, but from what I hear, people are really liking it.

• 1:03:58Andrew Santino?

  Chloe Bennett, Chloe Bennett's on that?

• 1:04:00Speaker 06

  Chloe Bennett, Ronnie Chang's on it.

• 1:04:01Andrew Santino?

  And our good friend Lisa Gilroy, who we love.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  She's great.

• 1:04:04Speaker 06

  She is amazing, right?

• 1:04:05Andrew Santino?

  Number one, dude.

• 1:04:06Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:04:06Andrew Santino?

  Chloe Bennett, look at that, Ronnie Chang, we love us, Ronnie Chang, and that's Alan, is that Alan?

• 1:04:11Speaker 06

  Uh, no, that's Charles Yu.

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I couldn't see.

• 1:04:13Speaker 06

  He wrote the book, and that's Taika.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  Taika's great.

• 1:04:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's awesome.

• 1:04:18Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 1:04:19Andrew Santino?

  Good for you, dude. This is amazing.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  It's huge. It's on Hulu, right?

• 1:04:22Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's on Hulu. Check it out. Yeah.

• 1:04:23Andrew Santino?

  We love Hulu. We're Hulu kids over here.

• 1:04:25Bobby Lee?

  We love Hulu.

• 1:04:25Andrew Santino?

  We got specials coming out on Hulu.

• 1:04:27Speaker 06

  Oh, really? Both of yous?

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:28Speaker 06

  Oh, maybe I should do one. Wait, Bobby, I thought, uh, your, your, the first piece of advice Bobby told me, uh, when I was coming up, he was like, "Don't ever do a stand-up special." "Save your material and then you can tour with the same material in colleges for 20 years."

• 1:04:44Andrew Santino?

  30.

• 1:04:44Speaker 06

  Yeah?

• 1:04:45Andrew Santino?

  30.

• 1:04:45Speaker 06

  Yo, yo, that was sound advice. You know, he's like, "Why would you want to do a special?" And then now you have to write in a whole new hour.

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  We literally just talked about it.

• 1:04:53Speaker 06

  I took that to heart, man. You know?

• 1:04:56Speaker 03

  Did what? You didn't, you didn't go by my fucking suggestion?

• 1:04:59Andrew Santino?

  You've done, you've done a few.

• 1:05:00Speaker 06

  I, I don't, I seriously, I, I swear, like, when I said, "Okay, I'll do one and I'll quit."

• 1:05:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:05Speaker 06

  And I said, "I'll do my second one for this amount of money and I'll quit."

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:08Speaker 06

  Then, you know, it's just too fun, man. This is what we do.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:11Andrew Santino?

  They're so much fun.

• 1:05:12Speaker 06

  Bobby, uh, this is your, uh...

• 1:05:16Speaker 06

  Well, how many specials have you done now?

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  None.

• 1:05:18Speaker 06

  So this is your first one. This is huge.

• 1:05:20Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a big deal.

• 1:05:21Speaker 06

  This is huge.

• 1:05:21Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's, okay. Yeah.

• 1:05:23Speaker 06

  Wow, when is it coming out?

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  We don't know yet. But, you know, uh...

• 1:05:26Andrew Santino?

  Wait, we do. He filmed it.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe that.

• 1:05:27Andrew Santino?

  End of this year.

• 1:05:28Bobby Lee?

  I can't, I can't believe that I, I gave you that suggestion.

• 1:05:32Speaker 06

  It's sound advice.

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you didn't go with the advice.

• 1:05:36Speaker 06

  Only 10 years later.

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but, um...

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  Him going against your advice worked out pretty well for him.

• 1:05:40Bobby Lee?

  I think we did it when you were in, I know, I remember the day. It was when I was living in the apartment on Beachwood.

• 1:05:45Speaker 06

  When I did Tiger Belly?

• 1:05:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. That's when I gave you the advice. Yeah, I don't remember now.

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  The Beachwood days.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  The Beachwood.

• 1:05:50Andrew Santino?

  Where are you living now? You're still in Los Angeles, aren't you?

• 1:05:52Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:05:52Andrew Santino?

  Is your house okay?

• 1:05:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Were you scared last night?

• 1:05:55Speaker 06

  I was. I went to K-Town. And they didn't evacuate my place, but I'm like, "Dude, let me just go to the hotel in K-Town, grab all my stuff."

• 1:06:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:02Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna do, man? Are you gonna stay in LA?

• 1:06:04Speaker 06

  I don't, I, you know, you know what I like? I like Vancouver.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:06:09Speaker 06

  I've shot a couple of things in Vancouver.

• 1:06:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:11Speaker 06

  It's really nice. Great Chinese food. It's.

• 1:06:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:14Andrew Santino?

  So expensive.

• 1:06:15Bobby Lee?

  So expensive.

• 1:06:16Speaker 06

  But I mean, it's expensive anywhere.

• 1:06:17Andrew Santino?

  No. No, you're not in fucking Idaho.

• 1:06:22Speaker 06

  Right.

• 1:06:22Andrew Santino?

  Montana.

• 1:06:23Speaker 06

  Right, but see, these are places great for you. You know?

• 1:06:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what, Jimmy? Good, thank you. Good for you.

• 1:06:32Andrew Santino?

  And back in the day.

• 1:06:33Speaker 06

  Everyone's like.

• 1:06:34Andrew Santino?

  This whole country was great for people like me. And then we let you guys in.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:38Speaker 06

  Cause everyone's like, why don't you move to Texas? Why don't you move to, you know, Nashville, whatever. I'm like, that's not.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  But Texas.

• 1:06:45Speaker 06

  Great for me.

• 1:06:45Bobby Lee?

  It's okay for you.

• 1:06:46Speaker 06

  No, no, it's fine.

• 1:06:47Bobby Lee?

  You kill in Texas.

• 1:06:48Speaker 06

  I like it, just like I like it here. I can, uh, you know, assimilate. I can make all kinds of, all my friends are different in these cities, but like Vancouver, like I just felt like home. I felt like Hong Kong.

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  It's very, very Chinese.

• 1:06:59Speaker 06

  Majority. And I felt there's a weird like familiarity and safeness and the food just makes sense to me there.

• 1:07:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:07Andrew Santino?

  Canada's great, man.

• 1:07:08Bobby Lee?

  Here, here's the thing about whites anywhere else, okay? It's not that they have hatred, it's that they don't see people like us often. Like when I, when I was in Montana shooting that movie.

• 1:07:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  I was at an AA meeting, okay? And some guy was pouring coffee in people's glasses. The guy came up to me and goes, hey, man, sorry, we don't have any green tea.

• 1:07:30Speaker 06

  That's, that's a very accommodating.

• 1:07:32Bobby Lee?

  Right, and I go.

• 1:07:33Andrew Santino?

  It's actually pretty polite.

• 1:07:33Bobby Lee?

  I drink coffee too, man. You know what I mean?

• 1:07:36Andrew Santino?

  We know, but what happens when you do drink coffee? Don't you guys turn.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  I don't want you kung fuing.

• 1:07:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:43Andrew Santino?

  Don't be kung fuing.

• 1:07:44Bobby Lee?

  It's somebody that like doesn't, isn't around us that often and then they just wanna be nice.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:07:50Bobby Lee?

  But it comes out, you know, I mean, a little racist, but I don't mind that. It's just people are just trying to acclimate themselves to us.

• 1:07:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's not malicious. I don't, I don't feel bad after that happens, but I feel like, could I really be friends with this man?

• 1:08:03Andrew Santino?

  Maybe.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  Maybe.

• 1:08:04Speaker 06

  It'll be hard. It'll be an uphill battle, you know?

• 1:08:06Andrew Santino?

  Well, we're gonna, we're leaving. We're moving, uh.

• 1:08:08Bobby Lee?

  We're not moving.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  Bob and I are moving.

• 1:08:10Speaker 06

  Where are you guys going?

• 1:08:11Andrew Santino?

  We figured, how's, how can we get the most central in the United States? And it's Missouri. We're going to Missouri. It's the most central state in the United States. So we're going to Missouri.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  I'll go to Las Vegas. That's it.

• 1:08:21Andrew Santino?

  Let's go.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  You'll move to Las Vegas.

• 1:08:23Andrew Santino?

  Hundred percent. Let's go.

• 1:08:23Speaker 06

  Yeah, tax free.

• 1:08:25Andrew Santino?

  Dude, fuck this place. Let's get the fi- let's go to Vegas.

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  I think it'd be better, huh?

• 1:08:29Andrew Santino?

  Let's do it.

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  We can get- how about this? I'll do this.

• 1:08:31Andrew Santino?

  We'll get a place.

• 1:08:32Bobby Lee?

  Keep our houses here.

• 1:08:33Andrew Santino?

  Nah, fuck this place. Let's get out.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  I love my house.

• 1:08:36Andrew Santino?

  Keep your house.

• 1:08:36Speaker 06

  Are you guys safe? The house good?

• 1:08:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're good. We're good. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:39Andrew Santino?

  He's lucky. He- the fire was right near him.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're very lucky.

• 1:08:43Andrew Santino?

  Wow. You guys are in the hills. It's different for you. You guys are threatened all the time. Us in the flats, we're not that- we're not threatened as much.

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  If I call A- this is new. If I call Asians- my Asian sister's sisters.

• 1:08:55Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:08:55Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm asking you is, what's the problemo, por favor?

• 1:08:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, I'll tell you. That is a black cultural nickname for black women. Sisters. You don't do that. You guys don't do that.

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  We can't- can I say brothers then?

• 1:09:08Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely not.

• 1:09:09Speaker 06

  Well, you can say, like, in- in Korea, isn't it hyung, right?

• 1:09:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, hyung, yeah.

• 1:09:12Speaker 06

  Like, we can say some, like, and- and, like,哥哥妹妹, you know, in- in Mandarin, so maybe- Maybe we gotta bring that back.

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so we can't-

• 1:09:21Speaker 06

  Oh, you can't even- we can't even-

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  We can't even ref- ref-

• 1:09:25Bobby Lee?

  But we can't even reference our- our Asian friends-

• 1:09:30Andrew Santino?

  Female friends.

• 1:09:31Bobby Lee?

  Female friends as anything remotely sister or anything like that.

• 1:09:34Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:09:37Andrew Santino?

  And let me tell you something, pal. You wanna do that in Vancouver? You can. But here in my country-

• 1:09:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:44Andrew Santino?

  No, I think it's just a- it's a black cultural thing that when I hear somebody non-black go like, uh, like my sisters are brothers, I'm always like, nah, don't do that. That's a black thing, dude. That's theirs. You gonna take more stuff from black people?

• 1:09:57Speaker 06

  But no, but like Hogan is like-

• 1:09:58Andrew Santino?

  Is that what you guys are gonna do?

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Brother.

• 1:09:59Speaker 06

  You know, like, there's a white people-

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, tell me about all Hogan, brother.

• 1:10:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, brother. It's because he does it with su- well, he's also said the N-word a few times on tape.

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  I see, I see, I see.

• 1:10:08Andrew Santino?

  They have him.

• 1:10:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:10Andrew Santino?

  They caught him.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:10:11Andrew Santino?

  No, you know what it is? It's- it's, um, it's just, I can't have Asians do it again. That's what I'm saying. Can't have them do it again. You guys did it with Black Lives Matter. You- you overtook them. You did A- you did Stop Asian Hate. You remember.

• 1:10:24Speaker 06

  That's two different incidents.

• 1:10:25Andrew Santino?

  Don't even start it.

• 1:10:26Speaker 06

  Two different incidents.

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  Black Lives Matter was humming along. They were moved- that train was chugging along, and then here comes Stop Asian Hate.

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:10:35Andrew Santino?

  Stopped it right in its tracks.

• 1:10:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:10:36Andrew Santino?

  You remember!

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I do remember.

• 1:10:37Andrew Santino?

  And everyone forgot about it!

• 1:10:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, alright, so, um, well Jimmy and I, when we go back to the meeting.

• 1:10:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, when you go back.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  We have our meeting once a month.

• 1:10:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, and, you know, Steven, you, everyone goes.

• 1:10:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  And, and we have some of our, can I call them sisters now, but like, like, Aquafina, one of our sisters, we're gonna change the lingo, that's the lingo now, but.

• 1:10:59Andrew Santino?

  Just give it, we'll come up with a new word.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  At the meeting, we'll come up with a new one, but right now.

• 1:11:03Andrew Santino?

  Give it an Asian word, we'll give it a word.

• 1:11:04Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 1:11:05Andrew Santino?

  What was the thing you said in Mandarin?

• 1:11:07Speaker 06

  Uh, uh, mei mei is like little sister, and then.

• 1:11:11Andrew Santino?

  Perfect, same mei mei.

• 1:11:11Speaker 06

  Kuka is older brother, you know, there's different words.

• 1:11:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, your mei meis and your kukas.

• 1:11:15Speaker 06

  Hey, that's, that sounded, that sounded kinda cool.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  But that's Chinese.

• 1:11:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well then be Chinese, bud, you're gonna be soon.

• 1:11:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, I, I wanna, oh, you know what dude, I'll be Chinese.

• 1:11:25Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, cuz I don't wanna steal any more work.

• 1:11:27Speaker 06

  Or you can be, you can be hyung.

• 1:11:29Bobby Lee?

  Young, okay, good.

• 1:11:30Andrew Santino?

  You are hyung.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  But now what you're saying Jimmy is, we have to memorize every fucking Japanese, what fucking brother and sister means, I'm not gonna do all that.

• 1:11:36Andrew Santino?

  You're not hanging out with Japanese people, we already talked about this.

• 1:11:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, or Vietnamese, like, what's a Vietnamese?

• 1:11:40Andrew Santino?

  Not hanging out with them either.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  I am.

• 1:11:42Andrew Santino?

  No, you're not, for you, it's, it's Korean, Chinese, Filipino, those are the three.

• 1:11:46Bobby Lee?

  God, I don't know what you're doing right now, but I don't like it.

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  It's working.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  I don't like it.

• 1:11:51Andrew Santino?

  No, let's, let's go backward, obviously you can call, obviously you can call them sisters. I'm fucking joking, Jesus Christ, what show are we on? But the Stop Asian Hate thing was funny as fuck.

• 1:12:02Bobby Lee?

  That was good, that was good.

• 1:12:03Andrew Santino?

  It's fucking funny dude.

• 1:12:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:05Andrew Santino?

  Well, let me say this, Jimmy Oh Yang.

• 1:12:08Bobby Lee?

  Is the best.

• 1:12:08Andrew Santino?

  Probably one of the greatest comedian, friends, actors, performers, souls in the comedy business, we love you so very much.

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  You're so, so, so nice.

• 1:12:17Andrew Santino?

  I think you're one of the greatest out there, known you for a long time, funny dude, great dude, you seem to not really miss a stride, you're pretty good. You're pretty good, man.

• 1:12:26Speaker 06

  And you guys, man, I, I tell Bobby this every time, bro, I fucking look up to this guy.

• 1:12:31Andrew Santino?

  Don't.

• 1:12:31Speaker 06

  Ever, ever, ever since I was young, you know, my dad, like, was about to buy a ticket to the improv, on a night that I wasn't gonna be there, but you were there. He was like, I'm gonna go watch my hero Bobby Lee.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  I wanna meet your dad.

• 1:12:43Speaker 06

  Yeah, well, are you coming to the show at the Forum?

• 1:12:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I am.

• 1:12:46Speaker 06

  Yes, please.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  When is that?

• 1:12:47Andrew Santino?

  What, you're planning the Forum?

• 1:12:48Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he asked me to do a little set.

• 1:12:50Speaker 06

  February 28th, we're gonna, I, I would invite, I love you, but I'm trying to make it like an Asian thing, for my brothers.

• 1:12:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh, I don't, I don't.

• 1:12:57Speaker 06

  I'm sorry.

• 1:12:58Andrew Santino?

  For your mongs and your pickpots?

• 1:13:01Bobby Lee?

  Are there other Asians you asked to be on it? Who else is on it?

• 1:13:04Speaker 06

  Yeah, do you, I don't want to give away the whole lineup. But I'll tell you later.

• 1:13:07Bobby Lee?

  So let's promote some of the things, Jimmy. So Jimmy, do you, um, what do you, um, you see you have the TV show on Hulu?

• 1:13:12Speaker 06

  Interior Chinatown on Hulu.

• 1:13:13Bobby Lee?

  Interior, um, he's gonna, the forum you're playing?

• 1:13:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, the forum, uh, LA, February 28th.

• 1:13:17Bobby Lee?

  February 28th, yeah, I might be doing it?

• 1:13:19Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:20Speaker 06

  Bobby might be surprised, yeah.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  Number three, um, uh, what else? Your Instagram handle, what is it?

• 1:13:24Speaker 06

  Uh, it's Jimmy O Yang.

• 1:13:26Bobby Lee?

  Jimmy O Yang?

• 1:13:27Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  And please support our brother here. He's one of the best. I've always loved him.

• 1:13:31Andrew Santino?

  He's one of the greatest, so go see him, uh, if you're in LA, come see him at the forum February 28th. JimmyOYang.com.

• 1:13:37Speaker 06

  JimmyOYang.com, JimmyComedy.com. I own many websites. I own, um, plenty of FishSauce.com. I own, uh, CelebDickSize.com. They all just redirect to my site.

• 1:13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:49Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:13:49Andrew Santino?

  Awesome.

• 1:13:50Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:13:50Andrew Santino?

  So Chinese of you.

• 1:13:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:53Andrew Santino?

  So advantageous. We're gonna buy all the website. It's brilliant.

• 1:13:58Bobby Lee?

  Do you ever get, my, one last question, if I may?

• 1:14:00Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  Wrap it up. Um, have you ever had a white girl see your penis? And be surprised how big it is?

• 1:14:07Andrew Santino?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.