Stavros, the Off White & the Golden Lee

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• 0:00Bobby Lee?

  This episode of Bad Friends is presented and fueled by Huell, your go-to for complete nutrition.

• 0:05Andrew Santino?

  Try Huell with 15% off today using code BADFRIENDS at my.huell.com/badfriends. Hey, bad friends. I'm finishing up my tour in 2025. Happy 2025 to you. Let's finish it beautifully before I shoot my special. Chicago, this week, I'm in my hometown at the Chicago Theater. I think it's sold out. Maybe some standby tickets, come see me. Then I go to Durham, North Carolina. Come on Durham, show up. Show out for your boy. Atlanta, Georgia, Charleston, South Carolina, then Philly. I'm playing the Met. I cannot wait. Philly, I love you so much. You dirty birds. New York, I'm at the Beacon. Then I go to Phoenix, San Francisco, two shows, San Diego, two shows, Boston, four shows. Four shows in Boston, come out and see your boy. And then three shows as of now in Minneapolis. Maybe we added a fourth, we don't know, who knows?

• 0:50Andrew Santino?

  Come out and see me, Minneapolis. I love you guys. Andrew Santino.com. Go to Andrew Santino.com.

• 0:55Speaker 02

  You two are bad friends.

• 0:57Speaker 03

  Who are these two idiots?

• 0:59Speaker 02

  Why do you... I'm an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.

• 1:04Speaker 03

  Oh, you two are something.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  We're bad friends.

• 1:07Bobby Lee?

  Dun ta da dun ta, dun ta da, dun ta da dun ta. You know, I've been, I've been watching all the Indiana Jones and I know which one I like.

• 1:20Bobby Lee?

  You know which one, which one do you like?

• 1:21Andrew Santino?

  I know which one you like.

• 1:25Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:26Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:26Bobby Lee?

  It has nothing to do with Short Round, no. I think the third one's the best one.

• 1:30Andrew Santino?

  It is the best one.

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  The third one?

• 1:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, with Sean Connery. What's that called?

• 1:36Andrew Santino?

  The Last Crusade.

• 1:36Bobby Lee?

  The Last Crusade. The Last Crusade. You know, Lost Ark is okay.

• 1:42Andrew Santino?

  I think it's great.

• 1:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:45Andrew Santino?

  Lost Ark is amazing. The first one? I haven't watched, I haven't watched any of those in so long.

• 1:49Bobby Lee?

  I know, because the reason why I'm re-watching it is because I'm playing the video game.

• 1:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, an Xbox fuck.

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Bethesda has, you know what I mean, a new Indiana Jones game.

• 1:57Andrew Santino?

  Where do you find the time?

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, the time is my own, in my hands. The time is in my own, in my hands.

• 2:03Andrew Santino?

  Between us developing the animated show and the game show, where do you find the time to do all this stuff?

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Well, it goes this show, pussy, and then Indiana Jones, baby.

• 2:11Andrew Santino?

  I get it.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  What's up, dude? You know what I mean? That's the order, dog. And then fourth is breakfast burritos. I love breakfast burritos.

• 2:17Andrew Santino?

  What's your perfect BB?

• 2:22Bobby Lee?

  Kofax.

• 2:23Andrew Santino?

  Ingredients, I mean. But Kofax is phenomenal.

• 2:27Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  What's your favorite ingredients of a breakfast?

• 2:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, pica de gallo, dude. Pica de gallo? You know, eggs? Eggs? You wanna scramble or fry? Bacon? Bacon, you want crispy or whistly? Well, I love when they put the frijoles in there. You want frijoles there? I gonna put him in. Why don't they refry it three times? That's what I always wonder. Well, you know, we only have a double fryer. Okay, so. And then, uh.

• 2:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  Luigi Mangione. Oh. My son. My son, he's the CEO of the health insurance. Luigi, my boy, my boy. God, what a guy, huh?

• 3:08Andrew Santino?

  Luigi Mangione.

• 3:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 3:10Andrew Santino?

  What a name. Mangio.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  And boycott McDonald's!

• 3:13Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Her name is Nancy Parker!

• 3:16Andrew Santino?

  Look at his chest.

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at this guy, dude. Dude, I would harbor him. Wouldn't you harbor him?

• 3:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's running from the wall. Come to my house.

• 3:23Andrew Santino?

  Come on in.

• 3:24Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gay! But come on, dude.

• 3:27Andrew Santino?

  I'm making him a couple of breakfast burritos.

• 3:29Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he's like Bruce Banner. Not Bruce Banner, he's like Bruce Wayne.

• 3:33Andrew Santino?

  Hi Luigi, you slept in last night? What have you been doing this morning? Running from the law?

• 3:38Bobby Lee?

  What I've been doing?

• 3:39Andrew Santino?

  What have you been doing?

• 3:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm out in New York, watching a show.

• 3:43Andrew Santino?

  What were you doing in New York? You're on Broadway?

• 3:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm watching Wiccan.

• 3:46Andrew Santino?

  Wiccan?

• 3:48Andrew Santino?

  Did you hold space?

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:49Andrew Santino?

  You were holding space?

• 3:50Bobby Lee?

  What do you? You think he's gonna go to prison?

• 3:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, pretty sure. I think if you kill someone.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I think.

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  You shoot someone in the back.

• 3:58Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen.

• 3:59Andrew Santino?

  Oh, okay. Give it to me. You're the DA?

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just... No, I'm not the DA, I'm Bobby Lee.

• 4:04Andrew Santino?

  What's gonna happen? What's gonna happen to this guy?

• 4:09Bobby Lee?

  I think the jury is gonna acquit him.

• 4:11Andrew Santino?

  How and why?

• 4:13Bobby Lee?

  Because they're gonna have empathy for him.

• 4:16Andrew Santino?

  Brother, he shot him in the back.

• 4:19Bobby Lee?

  I know, but his mother.

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  What about his mother?

• 4:22Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know what? You know what else, though, dude? He has the same thing you have.

• 4:26Andrew Santino?

  Back problems, I saw.

• 4:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's what he...

• 4:28Andrew Santino?

  You don't see me out there shooting anybody?

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  I know, but maybe it's not bad enough yet.

• 4:31Andrew Santino?

  But somebody, if they keep it up.

• 4:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 4:33Andrew Santino?

  They might get shot.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  You're talking about me?

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  You'll never shoot me. I'll shoot you first.

• 4:37Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 4:38Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, buddy.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  No, let's just touch dicks.

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  He's not gonna get acquitted. He's going to prison for a long, long time.

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  But if you read the comments online, the people are behind him.

• 4:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, because he's good looking.

• 4:49Bobby Lee?

  No, it's what he did.

• 4:51Andrew Santino?

  It's because he's good looking.

• 4:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so if I did it?

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  Dude, no trial. No trial.

• 4:56Andrew Santino?

  Life in prison.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:58Andrew Santino?

  Me, I'd get like 20 years.

• 4:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:00Andrew Santino?

  You get life, I get 20.

• 5:01Bobby Lee?

  No, they would have shot me at the McDonald's.

• 5:05Bobby Lee?

  Can I have a number? And I'd be dead. Right?

• 5:08Andrew Santino?

  Put the Big Mac down!

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'd be dead. But, um, no, the good looks helps.

• 5:13Andrew Santino?

  I'm on Ozempic!

• 5:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but the good, the good looks helps.

• 5:17Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't help. It's the only thing. It's the thing. Look at, they posted this photo of him in People Magazine.

• 5:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:22Andrew Santino?

  He's being glorified.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. He is hunky though, huh?

• 5:26Andrew Santino?

  They're glorifying.

• 5:27Bobby Lee?

  Let's be honest.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's a really good looking kid.

• 5:30Bobby Lee?

  He's the opposite of Stavros.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the opposite of Stavros.

• 5:35Andrew Santino?

  They have the same sex appeal for two different reasons. That's what it is. But this guy's going to prison for la-la-la-la-life.

• 5:42Bobby Lee?

  You know what's so funny about that, Stavros? And Stavros and Ian Faidance, these, these, these, these whites, I know he's Greek. But these whites are my type, but they still get, still get more girls than me.

• 5:55Andrew Santino?

  That's not true. You get plenty of women.

• 5:56Bobby Lee?

  I think they get more.

• 5:58Andrew Santino?

  How, dude? How, how full do you want with your cup, I mean, come on?

• 6:01Speaker 04

  They're white.

• 6:06Bobby Lee?

  That was the point I was trying to make, but the way you said it really hurt me.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  They do get whites.

• 6:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:10Andrew Santino?

  They get whites.

• 6:11Bobby Lee?

  They're white.

• 6:12Andrew Santino?

  You get off-white.

• 6:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I get brown. What, is he here? Don't tell him I said that.

• 6:17Speaker 04

  You manifested him.

• 6:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, you say his name once.

• 6:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 6:21Andrew Santino?

  But seriously, you do know, he's gonna get, he's gonna get life in prison. He can't get off, there's no way they'll let him off. I mean, it was too egregious, the crime.

• 6:27Bobby Lee?

  What if Trump pardons him?

• 6:29Andrew Santino?

  Won't.

• 6:32Andrew Santino?

  Why would he?

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 6:33Andrew Santino?

  There'd be no connection to be made.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  But I haven't read like one negative comment about him.

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  That's because people, look, that's because this society is fed up with, society's fed up with the way that things are going in the healthcare industry.

• 6:45Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 6:46Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't mean you should kill a guy, though.

• 6:48Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  I think it doesn't mean you'd shoot him.

• 6:49Bobby Lee?

  Well, because he had kids!

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  Even if he didn't, you don't kill the guy. You don't kill somebody.

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:54Andrew Santino?

  Can't go out and kill, that's not how we fix everything. Luigi, the hero of 2024, says that guy.

• 6:59Bobby Lee?

  Read all of them.

• 7:00Andrew Santino?

  Insanity plea. Oh, they're trying to give him an insanity plea, huh?

• 7:02Bobby Lee?

  Read all of them, dude. Hey, love him.

• 7:06Andrew Santino?

  TMZ, free Luigi mugs and cups on sale. Use code BADFRIENDS at freeluigi.

• 7:15Andrew Santino?

  Despite who the man worked for, that's not okay. I don't like that they keep doing this. I don't like this. He was someone's son and a dad. He's just a guy. What do you mean? It doesn't matter if he's a father, if he's single, if he's married. He's a guy. You can't fucking just kill a guy in cold blood like, you can't. You can't.

• 7:30Bobby Lee?

  You can, he did it.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  Well, but he's gonna suffer the consequences.

• 7:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:33Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna go to prison for life.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  Holy smoke, Dr. Jones.

• 7:36Andrew Santino?

  By the way, you know how much happier?

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  Let's go around.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  And we saw Temple of Doom out yesterday.

• 7:42Andrew Santino?

  How much happier would?

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Indy, Indy, Dr. Holy smoke, Dr. Yeah, I love it.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  I know you do, buddy.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  How happy would society be if he just punched him? Then you would get nothing. Just knock him out then. If you're so angry, would have made the same news. You wouldn't be on the run.

• 7:58Bobby Lee?

  But you also imagine all the people that have died because of, um, what was it? United Health Insurance?

• 8:03Andrew Santino?

  I know, buddy, but it's not him directly.

• 8:05Bobby Lee?

  I know, but he is, he is a symbol of it. And it's like, um, he has some power.

• 8:09Andrew Santino?

  Sure, but you can't advocate.

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  Does he not have any power?

• 8:12Andrew Santino?

  You can't advocate for murdering him because of it.

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:14Andrew Santino?

  It doesn't, it just doesn't make sense.

• 8:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 8:16Andrew Santino?

  You can't. You just, I mean, I'm sorry, you just cannot. No, not sorry.

• 8:19Bobby Lee?

  I'm for the people. I'm for the people, though.

• 8:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, you're from the streets. That's how they handle things in Poway. Bobby is pro assassination.

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  No, not pro assassination. I think, I feel empathy for his family. You know what I mean?

• 8:30Andrew Santino?

  You feel empathy for Luigi?

• 8:31Bobby Lee?

  No, no, for Brian Thompson. Is that his name?

• 8:33Andrew Santino?

  I have no idea.

• 8:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Brian Thompson's family.

• 8:35Andrew Santino?

  Funny, we know the killer, not the killed.

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  That's a symptom of America. Look at this here, our sweet.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  Hey, there he is. There he is. What's up, buddy?

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  Love, and give me a calendar.

• 8:45Speaker 04

  Is that for Mama Stavros?

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh. Oh. You gotta get these calendars, guys.

• 8:51Andrew Santino?

  These calendars are incredible. We hang them up in the front room of our studio.

• 8:55Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  I don't want, don't give any away. I don't want anybody to see any photos.

• 8:59Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 9:00Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 9:01Andrew Santino?

  Stavi baby.

• 9:02Speaker 04

  You got some too, don't you worry. The baklava is for.

• 9:06Bobby Lee?

  Is this Rosie O'Donnell? How'd you get her?

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  I don't know how you got her, but um, that's great.

• 9:14Speaker 05

  I'm good, thanks.

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  Wow. So let me say something, you're not on Ozempic, right?

• 9:18Speaker 05

  I'm not.

• 9:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:21Andrew Santino?

  Just make it church.

• 9:21Speaker 05

  I'm in the control group.

• 9:27Bobby Lee?

  Have you ever thought about getting on it? Cause I'm on it.

• 9:29Speaker 05

  Are you?

• 9:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:29Speaker 05

  How's it feeling?

• 9:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm losing some weight. I can feel it.

• 9:32Andrew Santino?

  Stand up and show them your stomach. It's unbelievable. The guy lost, he's losing his butt.

• 9:35Speaker 05

  You look cute, dude. I mean, you always look cute.

• 9:38Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, dude.

• 9:38Andrew Santino?

  He's losing his, uh, BBL is going away. That's what we're concerned about.

• 9:41Speaker 05

  Were you ever a butt guy, though?

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  He had a nice tush.

• 9:43Speaker 05

  Really?

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really did have a Brazilian type.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 9:47Speaker 05

  Really?

• 9:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:48Speaker 05

  You were shapely. See, I can't afford to lose any ass. I, I have a flatter ass than I'd like. I wanna get in the gym. I wanna get.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  You have an Asian's ass, son. Pony.

• 9:56Speaker 05

  I wish I didn't, but yeah, I think you're right.

• 9:58Bobby Lee?

  I think you do too.

• 9:59Speaker 05

  And that kinda hurts me.

• 10:00Bobby Lee?

  And, and the dick.

• 10:01Speaker 05

  Cause I, well, yeah. But look at these calves. I want my ass.

• 10:04Bobby Lee?

  Whoa, dude, look at those calves, dude.

• 10:07Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying?

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:08Speaker 05

  I feel like I'm at sea.

• 10:09Andrew Santino?

  How are you so, how are you so tan?

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, where you, where you been, bud?

• 10:12Speaker 05

  Mediterranean fucking.

• 10:13Andrew Santino?

  By the way, by the way, it could either be tan with you or gout. I have no idea.

• 10:19Speaker 05

  It would be, it would be, I would look like fucking Bobby if I had gout. It would be a richer yellow.

• 10:26Bobby Lee?

  That's a good one.

• 10:27Speaker 05

  Oh, no.

• 10:28Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um.

• 10:29Speaker 05

  They survived.

• 10:30Bobby Lee?

  They survived. McCon!

• 10:34Andrew Santino?

  Good boy.

• 10:34Speaker 05

  Like the ball boy at the US Open.

• 10:36Andrew Santino?

  Yo, yo, your, your mom makes the best shit on earth.

• 10:40Speaker 05

  They're so good.

• 10:41Andrew Santino?

  Mama, uh, Alquias is honestly.

• 10:43Bobby Lee?

  Baklava.

• 10:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, we got Baklava, we got, uh, Kurabides. We have Melo Macarena, we got it all.

• 10:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:50Speaker 05

  What's up, fellas? Great to be here.

• 10:51Bobby Lee?

  Good to see you and congratulations on the movie.

• 10:53Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 10:54Andrew Santino?

  Give it up for the movie.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, give him a round of applause for the movie.

• 10:56Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 10:57Bobby Lee?

  And, um.

• 10:57Andrew Santino?

  Everybody go watch Let's Start a Cult. It's available right now, everywhere, really, right?

• 11:01Speaker 05

  You can rent it, you can rent it. And, uh, go see me live. I'm, I'm on a tour, not, um, the, the, the Dreamboat Tour is out. You can buy tickets to that now, so I'm out here, baby.

• 11:11Andrew Santino?

  Let's go. Oh baby.

• 11:12Speaker 05

  I'm out here.

• 11:13Bobby Lee?

  What's, what's, uh, what, what's the next show?

• 11:16Speaker 05

  The next show, our first show is in, it starts in, uh, February. It's in Wheatland.

• 11:21Andrew Santino?

  Wheatland, California?

• 11:22Speaker 05

  Wheatland, California.

• 11:23Andrew Santino?

  You're doing the casino or something? Oh, the Hard Rock, yeah. Yeah. You done that, didn't you?

• 11:26Speaker 05

  San Francisco, going all the way through the west, down the west coast.

• 11:30Andrew Santino?

  So watch out ladies.

• 11:31Speaker 05

  Midwest. That's right. I am looking to fuck.

• 11:34Andrew Santino?

  Ah, yeah.

• 11:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you are, yeah. What's your favorite Indiana Jones movie?

• 11:38Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 11:39Speaker 05

  Um, the first one.

• 11:41Andrew Santino?

  Every one's is the first one. Why do you keep asking that like?

• 11:43Speaker 05

  Wait, wait. You, you're, you're gonna do the one where he's got an Asian sidekick?

• 11:50Bobby Lee?

  Holy smoke, Dr. Jones, holy smoke!

• 11:51Speaker 05

  That one's fun.

• 11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a fun one.

• 11:53Speaker 05

  It's fun, but it's, the first one is the bad.

• 11:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay, can I tell you about the second? Cause I've been, I rewatched all of them yesterday.

• 11:58Speaker 05

  Okay, oh wow.

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  In a row.

• 11:59Speaker 05

  I had a productive day, it sounds like.

• 12:02Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, how do you find?

• 12:03Speaker 05

  How many emails, how many emails did you ignore from the people?

• 12:06Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I don't read them. Let me say something about, I'm mad at two. I'm mad at The Temple of Dune. I'll tell you why.

• 12:13Speaker 05

  Why?

• 12:14Bobby Lee?

  Sorry, I have a block of a, um, because when I was a kid, I saw that movie. Okay? And then they're at, they're in some Indian palace.

• 12:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  The food comes out and in my mind, I think that that's Indian food.

• 12:28Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Right? They bring out a gigantic bow constrictor and then they open it and there's 50,000 other snakes in it.

• 12:35Andrew Santino?

  Now, they still do have that dish.

• 12:38Bobby Lee?

  They do. So there's another one where it's a tray full of beetles.

• 12:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the beetle.

• 12:42Bobby Lee?

  And they eat the underbelly of the beetle.

• 12:44Speaker 05

  I don't remember this.

• 12:45Bobby Lee?

  And then monkey brains.

• 12:46Andrew Santino?

  Monkey brains is my favorite part.

• 12:47Speaker 05

  That was cool.

• 12:47Bobby Lee?

  And I remember as a kid, I'm like, oh, I, I don't like Indian food.

• 12:50Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to eat, Dr. Jones!

• 12:53Andrew Santino?

  I don't like monkey brains.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:54Speaker 05

  I forgot, I've read about monkey brains. I don't remember how.

• 12:57Andrew Santino?

  Zoom into that photo. No, go back to the.

• 12:58Bobby Lee?

  That's the monkey part, yeah.

• 12:59Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in. The original photo you were just at, not that one. Go back to the first one. Now zoom in. You see that guy right there?

• 13:05Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:05Andrew Santino?

  That's a white guy that they just got all dressed up in.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 13:08Andrew Santino?

  So funny.

• 13:09Bobby Lee?

  And that's Steven Spielberg's wife.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  That is.

• 13:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  It is his wife, yes.

• 13:13Bobby Lee?

  You think that's how she got it?

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  I think she auditioned, she went through the process.

• 13:18Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 13:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:19Bobby Lee?

  It wasn't off her own.

• 13:20Andrew Santino?

  I bet she read three or four times for that.

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  They got married after. Oh, really?

• 13:23Andrew Santino?

  And remember that guy eating the monkey brains right there?

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's a while.

• 13:27Andrew Santino?

  Look, Eric Griffin made it into the film somehow.

• 13:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, there he is.

• 13:29Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 13:29Bobby Lee?

  Eric's in it.

• 13:30Andrew Santino?

  He looks good.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:32Andrew Santino?

  How clearly is that jello? Go back. Look, they didn't even try. Sometimes you see special effects and stuff like that in the movies today. You're like, it looks too cheap. Go back to the original.

• 13:39Speaker 05

  Well, I like it, though.

• 13:40Andrew Santino?

  Look, that's jello. That's just jello.

• 13:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's jello.

• 13:43Andrew Santino?

  They could have tried a little bit.

• 13:44Speaker 05

  It's nice and red. I like it because it's because the thing is, it's in the uncanny like they want it to be physical. It's clearly not an actual monkey brain. They respect you enough to do that, but they'll be like, it's a rendering of a monkey brain, especially these are, these are like homages to old adventure movies when they didn't have that stuff and you could be very racist. Like, it almost feels like they had to be extra racist to be like, go ahead, go ahead, Robert.

• 14:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  I don't want to school you guys.

• 14:11Andrew Santino?

  School me, kiddo.

• 14:12Bobby Lee?

  Can I school you for a second?

• 14:13Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 14:14Bobby Lee?

  That's frozen monkey brain.

• 14:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 14:17Bobby Lee?

  That's why it's that color, dude.

• 14:18Andrew Santino?

  Sorry about that, dude.

• 14:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:20Speaker 05

  Things get brighter when they're frozen.

• 14:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, dude.

• 14:25Andrew Santino?

  You're moving at the speed of light right now. You need to slow down.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 14:29Andrew Santino?

  Way too fast.

• 14:30Bobby Lee?

  But I'm just going to correct you guys. It's not just regular monkey brains.

• 14:32Andrew Santino?

  You're right.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  It's been frozen.

• 14:34Speaker 05

  That was two and the the third one is when.

• 14:36Bobby Lee?

  The Last Crusade.

• 14:37Speaker 05

  Oh, with Sean Connery.

• 14:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:38Speaker 05

  That one's pretty.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  I think that's the best. That's the best one. That's the best one.

• 14:41Andrew Santino?

  It's not the best one. Number one is the best one.

• 14:43Speaker 05

  Number one's the best one, but the third, they both, both two and three have their fun little charms, though.

• 14:49Andrew Santino?

  Totally.

• 14:49Speaker 05

  Sean Connery and then the beginning part with, uh.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  River Phoenix.

• 14:53Speaker 05

  River Phoenix. That's fucking fun.

• 14:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:55Andrew Santino?

  But in the temple, my dog.

• 14:56Bobby Lee?

  He also runs into Hitler.

• 14:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, runs into Hitler.

• 14:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 14:59Speaker 05

  Sean, him and Sean Connery fuck the same Nazi, which is funny.

• 15:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's good. Yeah, dude, you remember.

• 15:03Speaker 05

  Eskimo brothers with the same Nazi.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  God, you're good.

• 15:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, which is the fun.

• 15:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:07Speaker 05

  That's a fun plot point in a wholesome.

• 15:10Andrew Santino?

  She was so hot, by the way.

• 15:11Speaker 05

  She was a nice.

• 15:11Andrew Santino?

  The Nazi was hot.

• 15:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, she was hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:13Andrew Santino?

  Such a hot Nazi, dude.

• 15:15Bobby Lee?

  And she, um, had to read a bunch of times. She had to read a bunch of times.

• 15:18Andrew Santino?

  No, no, she got the role offered, for sure.

• 15:20Bobby Lee?

  No, I saw the documentary. Really? But she got the role?

• 15:22Andrew Santino?

  She got the role offered.

• 15:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 15:23Andrew Santino?

  They asked.

• 15:24Speaker 05

  This is the most like, let's lose every young person tuning in.

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 15:29Speaker 05

  By in detail discussing Indiana Jones.

• 15:33Andrew Santino?

  You know, she kind of looks right like, right there. She kind of looks like Einhorn is Finkel, Finkel is Einhorn.

• 15:38Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. And she does.

• 15:40Andrew Santino?

  Who is that actress that played, uh, uh, in Ace Ventura? Who played that, uh?

• 15:45Bobby Lee?

  Sean Young?

• 15:47Andrew Santino?

  What was her?

• 15:47Speaker 05

  Was that Sean Young?

• 15:48Bobby Lee?

  Sean Young.

• 15:49Andrew Santino?

  Is that what her name is?

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 15:50Speaker 05

  Yes, yes.

• 15:50Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she kinda has that same look.

• 15:52Speaker 05

  You're right, the bone structure.

• 15:53Andrew Santino?

  Yes, because honestly, this was so ahead of its time and androgynous.

• 15:58Speaker 05

  Well.

• 15:58Andrew Santino?

  She played a girl so well that could have been a guy that we didn't even question it when they said it was a guy.

• 16:04Speaker 05

  Um, I, I have a different read on that.

• 16:06Andrew Santino?

  Okay, go.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me a read, but, Stavros?

• 16:09Speaker 05

  I, well, first of all, I'll say, I was so fucking dumb as a kid.

• 16:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:12Speaker 05

  That I was like, I didn't realize, because the whole idea was, they put her dick in her ass.

• 16:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 16:19Speaker 05

  Or she was tucking her dick.

• 16:20Andrew Santino?

  Talking.

• 16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:21Speaker 05

  So, as a kid, I thought she shit herself. I thought that was the big reveal. Is that she had shit and they're like, ah, she's gross now, she's a dirty, she's a dirty whore that shits herself.

• 16:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 16:33Speaker 05

  But I also will say, I think it's a complete, like, I don't think she played it as a dude, I think she was just a hot, aggressive woman.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  She had masculine qualities that they did tip off in the movie a few times, and by the way, I know why you thought that was poop and not a penis. Because, because Mama Halkeis was just feeding you that baklava, being like, don't worry, baby, don't worry.

• 16:52Speaker 05

  You're probably right.

• 16:53Andrew Santino?

  It's a poop, it's a poop.

• 16:54Speaker 05

  I watched it with my dad and he didn't want to explain.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  Totally.

• 16:56Speaker 05

  He didn't want to explain, he's like, she shit herself.

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  Right, you didn't have a jilted childhood where my dad was like, that's a dick. That's a fucking dick.

• 17:04Speaker 05

  But I think the rea, the fact that they played her masculine actually, because if a trans girl looked that good, she wouldn't be masculine.

• 17:13Andrew Santino?

  They do.

• 17:13Speaker 05

  But what I'm saying is they would be more feminine.

• 17:16Andrew Santino?

  Dude, get on the internet, it's insane.

• 17:17Speaker 05

  No, no, they do, they do, but I'm just saying. But I'm saying their mannerisms are not aggressive, they like to be girly.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  Do you masturbate, do you masturbate to trans, I have to, have you?

• 17:27Andrew Santino?

  You look so concerned.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  No, I just want, I'm just wondering.

• 17:30Speaker 05

  I've taken it for a spin a couple times.

• 17:31Andrew Santino?

  Or you're not, you're not a fan of the party? You don't want to show up?

• 17:34Bobby Lee?

  Well, I, I, you know, because of Jim.

• 17:36Andrew Santino?

  Because of Jim Norton?

• 17:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I, um.

• 17:38Andrew Santino?

  To his wife?

• 17:39Speaker 05

  Your daughter's wife?

• 17:40Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, but, I went camping with him.

• 17:43Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Right? So, you know, when you're in a tent with Jim Norton.

• 17:47Andrew Santino?

  Things are gonna be sad. Right.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  About, you know, a variety of topics.

• 17:52Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 17:52Speaker 05

  In a tent with Jim Norton.

• 17:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and he told me who, you know, who's, you know, the ones to watch out there. Yeah, so then I, you know, I went to porn, did some things, and I watched, and I chit chit it.

• 18:04Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 18:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I felt bad about it, but I feel bad.

• 18:08Speaker 05

  You can tell Bobby's uncomfortable because he's just doing that voice for no reason.

• 18:13Speaker 05

  That's just the thing himself, from the fact that he jacked off to transport.

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:16Speaker 05

  He's doing it in a goofy voice.

• 18:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you have then?

• 18:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Me too.

• 18:21Speaker 05

  Sure, yeah.

• 18:22Bobby Lee?

  Good. How about you, pal?

• 18:23Speaker 05

  I've given the world.

• 18:24Andrew Santino?

  I've been free. I've been.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  What does that mean?

• 18:27Andrew Santino?

  I've seen it all.

• 18:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:28Andrew Santino?

  There's nothing I haven't seen on the internet. I feel like I've literally seen everything.

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  You have seen it all too, but have you played with your penis by watching it?

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  No, dude, I'm usually on there for research, just to really intake information. I'm really looking at it from a cinematic point of view.

• 18:42Speaker 05

  Right, right.

• 18:43Andrew Santino?

  By the way, I will, I will say, there is some new age shit that's out there. The cinematography is incredible.

• 18:49Speaker 05

  Not bad, yeah.

• 18:49Andrew Santino?

  Some of these are so high end, they're doing such a good job now. It's like full production, storylines are great and they're twisty.

• 18:55Speaker 05

  There's, there's like lens flares.

• 18:56Andrew Santino?

  It's really good.

• 18:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, like J.J. Abrams is directing it. Yeah, yeah. He loves those lens flares.

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  You know what I rewatched on the plane? I rewatched, uh, um, X, Maxine, the first, you know, the X one?

• 19:08Speaker 05

  I haven't seen it.

• 19:09Andrew Santino?

  Dude, it's fantastic. It's so fun. It's fun. It's fun because it's, there's nothing else like that out there. You don't see anything like that anymore.

• 19:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe, okay, good.

• 19:16Andrew Santino?

  It's like a sexy horror, like a really campy.

• 19:18Speaker 05

  That's the best one of the, of the three.

• 19:20Andrew Santino?

  But it's campy.

• 19:20Speaker 05

  Was that the first one?

• 19:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, X, yeah. But it's super campy, which is like, it tips it, dude, it's telling you it knows it's corny.

• 19:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:26Andrew Santino?

  So it's funny.

• 19:27Bobby Lee?

  I would love to do.

• 19:28Andrew Santino?

  And she's.

• 19:29Bobby Lee?

  A horror movie.

• 19:29Andrew Santino?

  Fucking beautiful.

• 19:30Bobby Lee?

  With you guys.

• 19:31Andrew Santino?

  I would love to do a campy.

• 19:32Bobby Lee?

  A comedy, a comedy camping horror movie.

• 19:35Andrew Santino?

  No, campy, campy.

• 19:36Bobby Lee?

  Campy, campy, campy, campy.

• 19:38Speaker 05

  Why don't you get back in that tent talking about transport?

• 19:40Andrew Santino?

  No shit.

• 19:42Speaker 05

  I'd love to, whatever gets us into town with Jim Norton.

• 19:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 19:46Speaker 05

  We'll do a comedy camp.

• 19:48Bobby Lee?

  But why can't we make one?

• 19:50Andrew Santino?

  We can.

• 19:50Speaker 05

  We can do it right now, dude.

• 19:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we can make one.

• 19:52Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something.

• 19:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:53Andrew Santino?

  We have to write it. And when I say we have to write it, it means we can't watch all three Indiana Jones that night.

• 19:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  We have to write the movie.

• 19:59Bobby Lee?

  I can write it right now.

• 20:00Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 20:01Andrew Santino?

  Do it. Go.

• 20:01Speaker 05

  What do you think, what do you think it is?

• 20:03Bobby Lee?

  We're brothers.

• 20:04Speaker 05

  We're all three of us are adopted?

• 20:05Andrew Santino?

  Adopted brothers.

• 20:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're all adopted brothers.

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  Clearly.

• 20:07Bobby Lee?

  And the other-

• 20:08Andrew Santino?

  By the way, we had to lead that horse to water. You see, he wasn't gonna go there.

• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you said wasn't. What are you talking about? I'm the one that said the brothers thing.

• 20:12Andrew Santino?

  But you stopped with brothers.

• 20:14Bobby Lee?

  I know. Yeah, and so then, you know, back in the seventies, right?

• 20:17Andrew Santino?

  Well, how about this? Same mom, different dads. I'm into that. That's fine. Our mom, our mom was just a party animal that was like sleeping with all sorts of guys.

• 20:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, I like that.

• 20:25Andrew Santino?

  That's fine.

• 20:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, maybe like I was told I wasn't adopted, but you guys know that I was? So that's a theme.

• 20:30Andrew Santino?

  We couldn't be brothers either. Him and I look literally fucking nothing alike.

• 20:33Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 20:34Speaker 05

  Different dads, we could.

• 20:35Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think so.

• 20:36Andrew Santino?

  My dog.

• 20:37Speaker 05

  We definitely could do that.

• 20:39Andrew Santino?

  Stop. Stop.

• 20:40Speaker 05

  We definitely did.

• 20:41Andrew Santino?

  We have literally zero gene crossover.

• 20:44Speaker 05

  I don't know. Look, I think if you start at a base white woman.

• 20:47Bobby Lee?

  So your dad was like-

• 20:48Speaker 05

  You could get, and she fucks the most ginger ginger of all time. We could get you.

• 20:52Bobby Lee?

  And then she fucks John Goodman in the eighties.

• 20:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 20:56Andrew Santino?

  To get him.

• 20:57Bobby Lee?

  And has him, right? And the Pat Marita.

• 20:59Andrew Santino?

  Pat Marita for you.

• 21:00Bobby Lee?

  She fucked Pat Marita.

• 21:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, here we go.

• 21:02Speaker 05

  The camp, we go back to the camp where she conceived us.

• 21:05Bobby Lee?

  Ooh.

• 21:06Speaker 05

  She was the camp's land piece. Everybody fucked our mom and we go looking for our dad.

• 21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. There's a tree too, with all the names that your, our mom fucked. That's engraved in the tree.

• 21:16Speaker 05

  We have to hunt them all down.

• 21:20Bobby Lee?

  It's a lot of names.

• 21:21Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 21:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:22Speaker 05

  It was like thirty-eight guys for one summer.

• 21:25Andrew Santino?

  Think about, think about this for a movie, for movie wise, dude, we could get like nine, nine films out of this.

• 21:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:31Andrew Santino?

  We just kept like, we could continue to make this movie over.

• 21:33Bobby Lee?

  So were we hunting it? What do you mean?

• 21:34Andrew Santino?

  We're avenging our mother's death. We're trying to find who killed our mom.

• 21:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, maybe she's like-

• 21:37Bobby Lee?

  That's it.

• 21:38Andrew Santino?

  It was one of the guys that she slept with that killed her.

• 21:40Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 21:40Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 21:41Andrew Santino?

  And we're avenging her death.

• 21:42Speaker 05

  Now we're getting serious, fuck.

• 21:43Bobby Lee?

  Maybe we is-

• 21:45Andrew Santino?

  You know what I mean? It's a party at the beginning, but then it's like, we gotta get down to business, dude.

• 21:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:48Andrew Santino?

  Like, we have to get real. We hunt down our mother's killer.

• 21:50Bobby Lee?

  But then there's one name on the tree that's written like there's blood in it. You know what I mean? It just says Frank.

• 21:58Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 21:58Speaker 05

  It was a demon that killed her.

• 22:00Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 22:01Speaker 05

  And we bite off more than we can chew.

• 22:02Andrew Santino?

  That's right. Now we're fighting-

• 22:03Speaker 05

  We kill off, we kill off all, we kill our biological bodies.

• 22:06Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right. We kill everyone on the tree.

• 22:08Speaker 05

  And that's easy.

• 22:09Bobby Lee?

  And then last name is this big Frank blood one. But maybe this is, you know, yeah.

• 22:13Speaker 05

  I like this.

• 22:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you like it.

• 22:14Andrew Santino?

  So now we're fighting the Underworlds.

• 22:16Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 22:16Speaker 05

  Exactly. We're badass the first like half hour of the movie. And then we find the last, how about this? It goes back to, we just kill everyone our mom fucked. We don't like, we don't like living in a world where a guy fu-

• 22:28Andrew Santino?

  Fucked our mom.

• 22:28Speaker 05

  Fucked our mom.

• 22:29Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 22:29Bobby Lee?

  But there's gotta be a Bigfoot-

• 22:30Andrew Santino?

  Cause we couldn't stop hearing about it. The beginning of the movie is just us as kids hearing about it the whole time.

• 22:34Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 22:35Andrew Santino?

  Everyone coming up to us be like-

• 22:36Bobby Lee?

  Big, big, big, Bigfoot has to be in it.

• 22:38Andrew Santino?

  Bigfoot has to be in it.

• 22:39Speaker 05

  Our mom could fuck Bigfoot. She could, we, one of the things we-

• 22:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Maybe that's Frank, I don't know.

• 22:43Andrew Santino?

  Frank Bigfoot Frank?

• 22:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:45Andrew Santino?

  Bigfoot Frank?

• 22:46Speaker 05

  Or a vampire, or you could be a vampire.

• 22:47Bobby Lee?

  But how, you know what we've never seen?

• 22:49Speaker 05

  What's that?

• 22:50Bobby Lee?

  A combo.

• 22:52Bobby Lee?

  In fact, dude, let me just throw this out there.

• 22:53Andrew Santino?

  Bigfoot the vampire?

• 22:57Bobby Lee?

  Acorns!

• 22:58Andrew Santino?

  I love acorns.

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  You like investing?

• 23:00Andrew Santino?

  I like, I like investing and I like acorns, so both cute.

• 23:02Bobby Lee?

  You know what, you know what, acorns, squirrels invest that.

• 23:05Andrew Santino?

  Oh, they invest in-

• 23:06Bobby Lee?

  For the winter.

• 23:06Andrew Santino?

  For the winter, and you should be investing for your winter.

• 23:08Bobby Lee?

  As a human being, I do it with money.

• 23:10Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 23:11Bobby Lee?

  And I do it with acorns.

• 23:12Andrew Santino?

  Cause winter is coming.

• 23:13Bobby Lee?

  Winter is coming.

• 23:13Andrew Santino?

  Jon Snow.

• 23:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 23:14Andrew Santino?

  It's on its way, it might be here right now.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 23:16Andrew Santino?

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• 23:25Bobby Lee?

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• 25:35Speaker 05

  I like Bigfoot.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  Dude, he's hairy, but he wears a fucking black cloak.

• 25:39Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 25:39Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 25:40Bobby Lee?

  You like, you know, one of those black cape, but he's super hairy.

• 25:42Andrew Santino?

  Well, how about this? The idea is still the same, though.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:44Andrew Santino?

  Because vampires don't aren't really seen that often.

• 25:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:47Andrew Santino?

  Bigfoot's never seen that often. So he moves as seamlessly as Bigfoot does.

• 25:52Speaker 05

  Okay, well, I go ahead, Bobby.

• 25:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 25:54Bobby Lee?

  You don't want to have an idea, you know what I mean?

• 25:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 25:56Bobby Lee?

  I got to toss it up, right?

• 25:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 25:57Bobby Lee?

  So later in the movie reveal, we meet the guy, right? Frank, the vampire, right?

• 26:01Andrew Santino?

  The Bigfoot.

• 26:02Speaker 05

  Frank, you were going to stick with Frank or is that just working name?

• 26:05Bobby Lee?

  No, we can figure it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that could be open to discussion.

• 26:09Speaker 05

  Lucandrio.

• 26:10Bobby Lee?

  Lucandrio. What's wrong with that?

• 26:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, the Manhattan, the Manhattan Killer.

• 26:14Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Luigi Mangione.

• 26:16Andrew Santino?

  Mangione.

• 26:17Speaker 05

  Luigi.

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We'll just call him Mangione.

• 26:19Andrew Santino?

  Mangione.

• 26:20Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. And later reveals, we see his penis, and it's been stitched on there. So he's got a Franken dick too.

• 26:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wow.

• 26:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, it's, what do you think? He's got like stitched, yeah.

• 26:30Speaker 05

  What are we gaining from that?

• 26:31Bobby Lee?

  It's like Shaquille O'Neal's dick, like it's a black dick. Yeah, yeah.

• 26:37Speaker 05

  Back in the tent.

• 26:38Andrew Santino?

  Right back in the tent.

• 26:39Speaker 05

  We're back to your sexual desires.

• 26:41Bobby Lee?

  Well, no.

• 26:43Speaker 05

  Let's get back in, back to the Bigfoot, back to the Bigfoot.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 26:47Speaker 05

  You took us to the tent with the black cock. Let's get back to the movie.

• 26:50Bobby Lee?

  Dude, I can incorporate another movie into it, guy. All right? Shazam.

• 26:55Andrew Santino?

  Another black guy, I get it. Black dick, I get it. The tent, we're back to the tent.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  Was there Shaquille O'Neal in a movie called Shazam? That character.

• 27:03Speaker 05

  I know there's no bad ideas in brainstorms, right? I know that. I'm just saying, maybe let's reel us back in. I think we were.

• 27:09Bobby Lee?

  All right, all right, we'll take out the Franken dick.

• 27:11Speaker 05

  It's getting a little too mystical. We need to pick one magical thing and stick with it.

• 27:14Bobby Lee?

  Well, we combined the, that's fine, that's enough.

• 27:16Andrew Santino?

  You can't take it out. Art already built the dick. We already have them building it right now.

• 27:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, we do?

• 27:19Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're working on it now.

• 27:20Bobby Lee?

  All right, we'll keep it in there.

• 27:21Andrew Santino?

  All right, it's in.

• 27:22Bobby Lee?

  And, you know, for airplanes, we'll just cut that scene out.

• 27:24Andrew Santino?

  That's too expensive, too expensive.

• 27:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, anyway, yeah.

• 27:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:27Andrew Santino?

  Got it.

• 27:27Bobby Lee?

  And he goes, he goes.

• 27:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you want to do the voice of Bigfoot too?

• 27:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe.

• 27:32Andrew Santino?

  I thought we'd hire somebody, but I did.

• 27:34Speaker 05

  Wait, what if it's, what if you play the Bigfoot too in the, in the makeup and shit? What if we find out, okay, here's how we get three different mystical things in. We find out who our dads were, our three monsters that fucked up.

• 27:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 27:46Speaker 05

  We kill all these regular guys, and that doesn't solve anything.

• 27:50Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 27:51Speaker 05

  And then we find out your dad was a Bigfoot, and it's you and like a bunch of makeup and like.

• 27:56Bobby Lee?

  Where the fuck is my dad, Bigfoot, bro?

• 27:58Andrew Santino?

  You know who you are.

• 27:59Bobby Lee?

  Why am I Bigfoot, bro?

• 28:00Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no. It should be a dwarf, Bobby.

• 28:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know. I thought that's good.

• 28:03Andrew Santino?

  You're Littlefoot.

• 28:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Littlefoot.

• 28:06Speaker 05

  I think mine's better for you. I don't know why I think you're not a big. I'm making you a fucking strong, fucking Bigfoot.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  Why are you downplaying it a Littlefoot, dude?

• 28:15Andrew Santino?

  If your father's Bigfoot, you're Littlefoot.

• 28:17Speaker 05

  Oh, you'd be, um, the dickless elf. That's what they're doing.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:22Speaker 05

  I'm like her strong off.

• 28:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right, you're right. Bigfoot, thank you. That's my dad. Well, who is your dad?

• 28:26Speaker 05

  Um, hmm.

• 28:28Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 28:29Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Your dad was an Oompa Loompa.

• 28:31Speaker 05

  Okay, what is this about, Bobby? You've turned on me.

• 28:34Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you were on his team. I know what. Oh, I remember this movie, Little Bigfoot. It was a great movie.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, dude.

• 28:40Andrew Santino?

  That's our movie.

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Let's just remake that movie, dude.

• 28:43Speaker 05

  Scrap the whole thing.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, scrap the whole thing, dude. Yeah.

• 28:46Andrew Santino?

  I got it. My dad will be, uh, Loch Ness. The Loch Ness monster.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sure, incorporating more. Wow.

• 28:52Andrew Santino?

  That's it.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  I see.

• 28:53Andrew Santino?

  But that's very a redhead out.

• 28:54Bobby Lee?

  That's pretty cool, dude.

• 28:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  But what would be, I, I, I apologize about the fucking Oompa Loompa, dude. That was my bad, dude.

• 29:00Andrew Santino?

  Well, come up with something better then.

• 29:01Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I will, um.

• 29:02Andrew Santino?

  Who's his dad?

• 29:02Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 29:03Andrew Santino?

  Who's his dad? What is this, guys?

• 29:04Speaker 05

  Oh, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. All right, very good.

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  Very fun.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Dude, that, dude, that's fucking fucked up.

• 29:09Speaker 05

  Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. I think it would be, okay, and it's a good suggestion.

• 29:15Bobby Lee?

  That's so fucked up. He's a ghast, dude.

• 29:17Andrew Santino?

  Timeout.

• 29:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:17Speaker 05

  So now we're in the Ghostbusters universe?

• 29:19Andrew Santino?

  Give me Greek mythical, Greek myth.

• 29:20Bobby Lee?

  There we go. Let's go mythic.

• 29:21Speaker 05

  Ooh, you know what it is?

• 29:22Andrew Santino?

  Greek mythical creature.

• 29:23Speaker 05

  Danny DeVito from Hercules. A pan. One of those half goats, half, that's a hundred percent. Yeah, yeah, look up, uh, Phil from Hercules.

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  He just said, look up Phil from Hercules. He typed out Danny DeVito.

• 29:35Speaker 05

  That is one of those. I mean, that's the, exactly.

• 29:38Bobby Lee?

  That's so you, dude.

• 29:39Speaker 05

  That's my dad.

• 29:40Bobby Lee?

  What is that? Tasmanian devil? What is it?

• 29:41Speaker 05

  It's a, I think it's called a pan.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  A pan, okay.

• 29:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:44Speaker 05

  And they were horny, too. They were half goat, half man horny. I mean, that's actually so right, it's fucked up.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Let's end the movie. Let, let's, let's finish the movie. Okay, so like, all right, so we'll figure out who our dads are.

• 29:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:55Bobby Lee?

  We run into the fucking, the Vlad that's Sasquatch with the Franken dick.

• 30:00Speaker 05

  Okay, what, you're back there.

• 30:01Bobby Lee?

  And is it Matt?

• 30:02Speaker 05

  I thought we, I thought we were going with the black Franken dick.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no, no.

• 30:05Andrew Santino?

  Listen.

• 30:06Bobby Lee?

  Mangianni.

• 30:06Andrew Santino?

  Listen, listen.

• 30:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:07Andrew Santino?

  If you're quiet, you can hear the, the zipper just.

• 30:11Andrew Santino?

  Opening up the tent. I can hear.

• 30:15Speaker 05

  So I also just love that Jim is doing like grassroots, like

• 30:19Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah.

• 30:20Speaker 05

  Pro trans or jack off organizing. Just trying to get one friend at a time. He's like, give it, he's walking you through.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I asked, I asked.

• 30:27Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 30:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He didn't, you know, I go, who's out there?

• 30:31Andrew Santino?

  Don't, don't take it so serious, man. He's just setting it up.

• 30:35Andrew Santino?

  You don't have to get so defensive.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  No, because I don't want Jim to hear it.

• 30:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:38Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Go, whoa, dude.

• 30:40Andrew Santino?

  First of all, Jim knows we love and respect him.

• 30:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:42Bobby Lee?

  And, and that's. No, I apologize, Star Wars.

• 30:44Speaker 05

  And Jim's not listening.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah, you're right.

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, for being very clear, yeah, no chance.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's my bad. So, okay.

• 30:51Andrew Santino?

  How does the movie end, Bob?

• 30:53Speaker 05

  So we have, we killed our mythical dads?

• 30:56Andrew Santino?

  Can't be that easy.

• 30:57Speaker 05

  Or do we become them?

• 30:58Andrew Santino?

  We become them is more.

• 30:59Speaker 05

  How about we kill them and we think we've done it and then we become them?

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, whoa.

• 31:03Andrew Santino?

  We gotta.

• 31:04Speaker 05

  And then we fucking, we start the prophecy all, and then we go fuck some whore. And then it starts all over. Yeah, together.

• 31:10Bobby Lee?

  There's gotta be like a multiverse thing, because all of them have it. We gotta put it in there.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so how do we get?

• 31:15Speaker 05

  Multiverse is hack now, dude. It's over.

• 31:17Andrew Santino?

  It's out.

• 31:18Speaker 05

  It's done.

• 31:18Bobby Lee?

  Really? Because if we go to another thing and then Sasquatch, like, it could be like Emmanuel Lewis's, you know what I mean? Penis. You know what I mean?

• 31:34Bobby Lee?

  You're right. I'm zipper. Yeah, yeah.

• 31:36Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you're in the 10.

• 31:37Bobby Lee?

  I gotta get out of the 10. You're right. You're right. Okay. All right. You know what? We'll figure that out later.

• 31:42Speaker 05

  Did you find him attractive? You were a boy, he wasn't. You know what I mean?

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.

• 31:48Speaker 05

  When you watched that show, did you find him hot?

• 31:50Bobby Lee?

  Who?

• 31:51Speaker 05

  Emmanuel Lewis?

• 31:52Bobby Lee?

  No, but he used to, I remember I told you, he used to call me randomly at like 2, 3 in the morning. Hey, Bob, I'm in town, from Atlanta.

• 31:59Andrew Santino?

  And you never would hang out?

• 32:00Bobby Lee?

  And I never would hang out with him.

• 32:01Andrew Santino?

  So sad.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:02Speaker 05

  Maybe he just wanted to borrow some clothes.

• 32:07Speaker 05

  I forgot my sweaters. Do you have something I could wear, Bob?

• 32:13Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, maybe that was it.

• 32:14Speaker 06

  Let me borrow a jacket.

• 32:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:17Speaker 06

  It's cold in LA.

• 32:17Bobby Lee?

  I never hung out with him because I don't, um, I don't know, it was just...

• 32:22Andrew Santino?

  You don't hang out?

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't hang out.

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  You don't hang out?

• 32:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I don't hang out.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  If you're gonna hang out, it's gonna be with me at most, otherwise you don't hang out. Or a girl.

• 32:30Bobby Lee?

  Do we have stars like that anymore, though? I mean, we had the Vern Troyers and the Gary Colmans. There's no little... But he's not really a little, he's like a, you know, here...

• 32:38Andrew Santino?

  Peter Dinklage is a spoke by movie star.

• 32:40Bobby Lee?

  That's right, you just threw it out there.

• 32:41Andrew Santino?

  He's the one.

• 32:42Bobby Lee?

  He's the one.

• 32:43Andrew Santino?

  Warwick Davis is still doing his thing.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:45Andrew Santino?

  Vern Troyer, rest in peace, Tony Cox, rest in peace.

• 32:47Bobby Lee?

  What about that little guy that was R2-D2?

• 32:50Speaker 05

  He's definitely dead.

• 32:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  What's that guy's name again? I can't remember his name.

• 32:53Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 32:54Andrew Santino?

  He was a famous actor.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he was, yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 05

  No, he wasn't famous.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  No, he was, he actually was, Kenny Baker.

• 32:58Bobby Lee?

  Kenny Baker, that's right.

• 32:59Andrew Santino?

  No, he was famous.

• 33:00Bobby Lee?

  There's Kenny Baker. Good, imagine being in that metal fucking suit.

• 33:04Andrew Santino?

  He probably loved it.

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  All day long.

• 33:05Andrew Santino?

  Probably loved it. Probably loved it.

• 33:07Speaker 05

  They haven't approached you to get... Aren't you... I'm not even joking.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:12Speaker 05

  I would assume they would ask you to be in like the extended Star Wars universe with some kinda little guy. For real, you'd be awesome at it. Not in the fucking...

• 33:21Andrew Santino?

  Let me hear you do some R2-D2 beep bop boop, let me see. No, they're not gonna cast him.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  I'm not doing it, I gotta drink some water.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  Please.

• 33:28Speaker 05

  For real, I think like in the Mandalorian or in the fucking...

• 33:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so I swear to God.

• 33:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:34Bobby Lee?

  I auditioned for that last one. You know, the lady with the hair, head thing?

• 33:39Speaker 05

  Oh, yes, yes, yes.

• 33:40Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 33:41Andrew Santino?

  In the Mandalorian?

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  No, it was the lady with the head thing. The last one, yeah.

• 33:44Speaker 05

  That was what's her face? Lupita Nyong'o did the voice.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 33:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:48Bobby Lee?

  And, um, I auditioned for like a nine-armed alien. And I didn't even come close.

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:56Speaker 05

  That sucks.

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  I didn't even come close.

• 33:57Speaker 05

  They should have picked...

• 33:58Andrew Santino?

  What do you think it was?

• 34:00Speaker 05

  You know who you'd be great as?

• 34:02Bobby Lee?

  What are you implying?

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm just saying, what do you think it was?

• 34:05Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck are you implying?

• 34:06Andrew Santino?

  What do you think the reason you didn't even come close was?

• 34:08Bobby Lee?

  I didn't read good? They didn't see me as the part, bro? What are you fucking implying, dog?

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  Well, nine arms is hard to fit on your little body. I mean, they get maybe six.

• 34:18Speaker 05

  Well, I mean, they could be small arms.

• 34:19Andrew Santino?

  Ah, they gotta be real small. I mean, those two barely fit on that frame. Stop it, dude.

• 34:24Bobby Lee?

  It's good.

• 34:24Andrew Santino?

  Stop it, but it's true. Nine arms?

• 34:25Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right.

• 34:26Andrew Santino?

  Also, nine, how do they get...

• 34:28Bobby Lee?

  They could rewrite it.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  Why an odd number of arms?

• 34:31Bobby Lee?

  I don't know.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Where's the fucking missing...

• 34:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:36Speaker 05

  There's probably just a voice thing, right?

• 34:38Bobby Lee?

  No, it was an actual guy.

• 34:39Andrew Santino?

  Practical costume.

• 34:40Bobby Lee?

  Practical costume, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:41Speaker 05

  Damn, you would've been awesome.

• 34:42Bobby Lee?

  Like a body hun- like a... not a bounty hunter.

• 34:44Speaker 05

  That pisses me off. Who got it? Let's fucking find him and fuck him up.

• 34:48Bobby Lee?

  I never get those things.

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  He's probably such an accredited actor that we're like... I get it.

• 34:53Bobby Lee?

  I mean, do you read for... have you ever read for a Marvel or a Star Wars?

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  Buddy, what are they gonna do with me?

• 34:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I have, and I never get them.

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  If I could've gotten anything, it would've been whatever Burr did in The Mandalorian.

• 35:04Speaker 05

  That's true. If Burr was busy.

• 35:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they were like, "Let's go get fucking Santino."

• 35:07Speaker 05

  And can you do it in his... and the impression you do?

• 35:10Andrew Santino?

  They're like, "You want me to be him?"

• 35:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, you know what?

• 35:12Andrew Santino?

  We do.

• 35:13Bobby Lee?

  Come to think of it, you look like BB2. What's the new little robot?

• 35:16Speaker 05

  BB8.

• 35:16Bobby Lee?

  BB8.

• 35:17Speaker 05

  Alright, well, you could be fucking Babu Frick. How about that?

• 35:21Bobby Lee?

  There you are, dude. BB8, man.

• 35:23Speaker 05

  I'm BB8. Now, let's pull up Babu Frick. And let's see who Babu is.

• 35:27Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 35:32Bobby Lee?

  That is me, dude. That is... alright, you win this.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  That's so obvious.

• 35:36Bobby Lee?

  Literally, dude, you win this, dude. That is me.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  Bro, you know how...

• 35:39Bobby Lee?

  He was cute... what did he say? How was he talking?

• 35:41Speaker 05

  He was really cute.

• 35:42Bobby Lee?

  Like, he didn't really speak, did he?

• 35:44Speaker 05

  He was fucking...

• 35:44Bobby Lee?

  He was so cute, that guy.

• 35:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, I can't understand you most of the time, so that lines up.

• 35:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:49Speaker 05

  He really acts for real, feel kinda like Babu Frick.

• 35:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm Babu Frick, dude. Babu Frick. What a cute one. Whoever made that, dude...

• 35:56Andrew Santino?

  That's such a good looking character.

• 35:58Bobby Lee?

  It's a good character.

• 35:59Speaker 05

  I've never, I don't even know what happens in the new Star Wars. I've seen them all just so out of my mind, I'm acid or mushroom.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Really?

• 36:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 36:06Andrew Santino?

  Never sober.

• 36:07Speaker 05

  Never sober. I just go in.

• 36:09Andrew Santino?

  I haven't seen any of the new ones. I'm not, I just am not there.

• 36:11Speaker 05

  I don't think they're good, but to me, they are my favorite ones because I was so fucked up. Like, I mean, I've told this story before, I want to say it too much, but I, people thought I was like special needs when I saw the Babu Frick one. Because it was like Christmas and I was on, I was so fucked up. I was with my brother, my best friend. And every time he would come on the screen, I would be like.

• 36:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 36:35Speaker 05

  But I've told that story a hundred times, but I literally like, and so for me, I have no, like the old ones I saw when I was a little kid.

• 36:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 36:43Speaker 05

  So I don't remember them and.

• 36:45Andrew Santino?

  You didn't re-watch them as an adult?

• 36:46Speaker 05

  Not really.

• 36:47Andrew Santino?

  That's worth it.

• 36:47Speaker 05

  The prequels, the prequels, I liked the last.

• 36:49Bobby Lee?

  Can I ask you some trivia?

• 36:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, sure. I'm not gonna get it right because I've seen.

• 36:53Bobby Lee?

  Would you like to play some Star Wars trivia or no?

• 36:54Andrew Santino?

  Shoot for the hip.

• 36:55Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  Go, baby.

• 36:56Speaker 05

  So when you were, when you were in college and Star Wars came out, how did that feel?

• 37:02Andrew Santino?

  So funny to think he went to college.

• 37:06Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 37:08Speaker 05

  I'm sorry, you were, you were a boy.

• 37:09Bobby Lee?

  Luke Skywalker's uncle, what was his name?

• 37:14Bobby Lee?

  He got burnt to a crisp, remember? You guys know? Hold on, I gotta know.

• 37:17Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 37:19Bobby Lee?

  Uncle Owen.

• 37:20Speaker 05

  Uncle Owen, I did know.

• 37:21Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 37:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  By the way, by the way, bad character name.

• 37:25Speaker 05

  Owen?

• 37:25Andrew Santino?

  Owen is just kind of like a weak name.

• 37:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:27Andrew Santino?

  There's no depth to it for, for that, for how like.

• 37:30Bobby Lee?

  Wasn't he Ben Kenobi's brother though?

• 37:32Speaker 05

  No.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  I think there was a relationship between Owen and Ben Kenobi that was, that's family.

• 37:36Andrew Santino?

  What, that they were related?

• 37:37Bobby Lee?

  I think so. What is it?

• 37:39Speaker 05

  I mean.

• 37:40Andrew Santino?

  Owen Lars is Anakin Skywalker's stepbrother, perceived as the brother of Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.

• 37:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so there is some family there. Yeah, yeah, okay. So then, um, those little. Little guys in Star Wars with the, they're wearing monk hoods, they're little with glowing gold eyes, what are they called?

• 37:57Speaker 05

  The sand people.

• 37:58Bobby Lee?

  No, the sand people were the, um, no, Iranians or whatever that was.

• 38:01Andrew Santino?

  Oh, careful, whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 38:02Speaker 05

  No, no, they are called sand people and that is kinda, Kenobi is kinda weird about it. Cause they have an actual name, but he calls them sand people.

• 38:09Bobby Lee?

  But that's not who I'm talking about.

• 38:10Andrew Santino?

  Was it my uncle was in this movie?

• 38:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 38:13Bobby Lee?

  They're called Jawas.

• 38:14Andrew Santino?

  Jawas.

• 38:14Speaker 05

  But he calls them sand people.

• 38:16Bobby Lee?

  There's two, sand people are the ones that try to kill Luke, right? They're two different things.

• 38:19Andrew Santino?

  You're not gonna get away with this guy, dude.

• 38:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 38:21Speaker 05

  They're not.

• 38:21Bobby Lee?

  No, they're not the same thing. Look up a sand people in Star Wars. Look it up. Give me the, give me the.

• 38:25Andrew Santino?

  Look up sand people on Carlos's computer, I'm afraid it would've come back up.

• 38:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a sand people.

• 38:31Andrew Santino?

  That's a sand person.

• 38:32Speaker 05

  Jawas are different than that.

• 38:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Jawas are different.

• 38:34Andrew Santino?

  And can we say person of sand instead of sand?

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right, you're right.

• 38:37Andrew Santino?

  I'd prefer.

• 38:38Speaker 05

  Alright, respect. I take it back.

• 38:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, can we continue? You haven't answered anything.

• 38:42Andrew Santino?

  I don't want to.

• 38:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're going to!

• 38:45Andrew Santino?

  I let you go.

• 38:46Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  First of all, you asked him for the.

• 38:48Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna ask you now.

• 38:49Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  Okay. What planet does Yoda live on?

• 38:55Speaker 05

  Oh, fuck.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  God, my memory's so fucking bad.

• 39:01Bobby Lee?

  You don't know?

• 39:01Andrew Santino?

  I do know.

• 39:02Speaker 05

  I don't know either.

• 39:03Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I do.

• 39:04Bobby Lee?

  It starts with a D.

• 39:05Speaker 05

  Dagobah.

• 39:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's right! That's right, bud!

• 39:08Andrew Santino?

  I do know.

• 39:09Bobby Lee?

  Last question.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:10Speaker 05

  It was originally colonized by Italians.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, that's true.

• 39:16Speaker 05

  By space Italians.

• 39:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, last question.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  Got these fucking space guys coming over here.

• 39:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:22Speaker 05

  Oh, I ain't going to Dagobah.

• 39:23Bobby Lee?

  Empire Strikes Back, what's the snowy planet?

• 39:26Speaker 05

  Hoth.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  That's right. Yeah. So you really have never seen any of them?

• 39:30Andrew Santino?

  No, I have. What are you talking about?

• 39:31Speaker 05

  I played the games. I played the, I played the like.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  I don't remember any of that shit.

• 39:34Speaker 05

  A bunch of games.

• 39:35Bobby Lee?

  The one is Battlefront. You ever play that?

• 39:37Speaker 05

  I didn't play that, cause that one's more, what's the one where you get to be kind of a, you just get to run the open world?

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:44Speaker 05

  I played, I played those Jedi ones.

• 39:46Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 39:47Speaker 05

  Where you're your own Jedi.

• 39:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:49Speaker 05

  I haven't played those.

• 39:49Bobby Lee?

  But Battlefront was fun. You know, you know how Battlefront's played?

• 39:53Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't play, I don't play.

• 39:55Speaker 05

  How was Battlefront?

• 39:55Andrew Santino?

  How was it played?

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Well, you just play as like, it's like stormtroopers versus the rebels, right? And there's like, you're playing everyone online, and you're a stormtrooper, right? And it's like, just chaos, right? I mean, you're like killing rebels, right? And if you kill enough in a row, you get to choose to be, you know what I mean? Luke Skywalker, if you get enough kills, and then for like, a minute, you have a lightsaber, you can just fuck people up, it's such a fun game.

• 40:23Andrew Santino?

  That is kinda funny.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  Let's move on from Star Wars, I feel like you're being, I'm boring you.

• 40:27Speaker 05

  I feel like I'm a 24-year-old that matched Bobby on Tinder.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  You never saw Phantom Menace, the new ones with J.J. Abrams ones?

• 40:34Andrew Santino?

  None of the new ones, no.

• 40:35Bobby Lee?

  Wow, you've seen them?

• 40:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because of the little guy, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:37Andrew Santino?

  Only when I was a kid, I only saw the ones when we were young.

• 40:39Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 40:41Andrew Santino?

  And when I was in high school, I liked them.

• 40:42Bobby Lee?

  You're not a sci-fi guy, though?

• 40:44Andrew Santino?

  Not a sci-fi guy.

• 40:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you're sci-fi, right?

• 40:46Speaker 05

  I like sci-fi.

• 40:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know, similar, yeah, we're similar in many ways.

• 40:49Speaker 05

  I'm open to sci-fi.

• 40:50Andrew Santino?

  Sci-fi has to be, for me, like, uh, no, I like fantasy more than sci-fi.

• 40:56Speaker 05

  Oh, you like a horse, you like an elf.

• 40:59Andrew Santino?

  I like fantasy over sci-fi, no, I like, I just like, I like whimsical shit. I think like out of the, like out of world stuff, that's like weirdo shit.

• 41:07Speaker 05

  Lord of the Rings over Star Wars kinda shit.

• 41:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm not gonna say that it's better than Star Wars. Star Wars is just so good because when we were kids, it was so different.

• 41:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 41:15Andrew Santino?

  And it was the only thing that was in fucking space.

• 41:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, I guess I'm not, I guess, I guess what I'm thinking of was like a couple, like a few bangers like, uh, Total Recall.

• 41:24Andrew Santino?

  Okay, I was more, okay, right, right, right. I was more to like, uh,

• 41:28Speaker 05

  Blade Runner.

• 41:29Andrew Santino?

  Comedy whimsy.

• 41:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:30Andrew Santino?

  Like Coneheads, loved.

• 41:31Speaker 05

  Okay, okay, interesting.

• 41:32Andrew Santino?

  Like comedy whimsy, like impractical comedy, I love that.

• 41:35Speaker 05

  High, high concept, like crazy comedy shit.

• 41:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, shit that's obviously not real.

• 41:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:40Andrew Santino?

  I love that, I mean, like, uh, uh, Princess Bride might be one of the best written comedy films of all time, front to back.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  That's a great movie.

• 41:48Andrew Santino?

  And the whimsy in that movie is fucking incredible.

• 41:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a great movie. Were you a Never Ending Story guy?

• 41:55Speaker 05

  Yes, I love that shit.

• 41:57Andrew Santino?

  Atria?

• 41:57Bobby Lee?

  Never Ending Story!

• 42:00Andrew Santino?

  By the way, you know who followed me on Instagram the other day, speaking of fucking?

• 42:03Speaker 05

  The dog from that movie?

• 42:05Bobby Lee?

  Atria, Atria or the dog?

• 42:07Andrew Santino?

  First of all, first of all, Atria's name, his dog is not the name.

• 42:09Bobby Lee?

  What about the, the big turtle?

• 42:11Andrew Santino?

  Did you know the name of the big dog?

• 42:12Bobby Lee?

  No, what's, okay, give me the first, an-

• 42:14Andrew Santino?

  F.

• 42:15Speaker 05

  He just said it.

• 42:16Andrew Santino?

  No, he didn't.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Did you say it?

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  Shut up.

• 42:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:19Andrew Santino?

  F.

• 42:21Bobby Lee?

  There's the turtle.

• 42:21Speaker 05

  You know, I might re-watch Never.

• 42:23Andrew Santino?

  Uh, uh, uh, Falkor.

• 42:24Bobby Lee?

  Falkor.

• 42:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:25Bobby Lee?

  Right. What's the turtle's name?

• 42:27Speaker 05

  Morla the.

• 42:28Andrew Santino?

  Morla.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 42:29Speaker 05

  Morla.

• 42:30Bobby Lee?

  What a great.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  Oh, wait, yeah. Oh, you know who follow me on Instagram? Mandy, Mandy fucking Patinkin.

• 42:34Speaker 05

  Wow, that's huge.

• 42:35Andrew Santino?

  Who's that? You don't know who fucking Mandy Patinkin is? You're a cinephile.

• 42:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Mandy Patinkin.

• 42:43Andrew Santino?

  He is Inigo Montoya. He is the six fingered. He's.

• 42:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  He is going after. By the way, you know who he's going after in the movie?

• 42:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:49Andrew Santino?

  Who, who is he going to kill the six?

• 42:51Bobby Lee?

  Isn't he on Homeland?

• 42:52Andrew Santino?

  He is on Homeland.

• 42:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's how I know.

• 42:54Andrew Santino?

  So Mandy Patinkin played Inigo Montoya, who goes after who in the film? What famous director do we know that you and I have both worked for? Play the six fingered man? Bring up a picture of the six fingered man from Princess Bride. This is incredible. You've worked for this man. Who is that guy?

• 43:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know. It's, um, Christopher Guest, but I never worked for him.

• 43:13Andrew Santino?

  Wait, yeah, I thought you did.

• 43:14Bobby Lee?

  That's, you know what? That's another way of you slamming my career.

• 43:19Bobby Lee?

  And that's so fucked up that you do that. So now you're gonna, you, you know, I'm gonna go, I never worked for him. You're gonna go, oh, yeah, my bad. And then now I'm hurt. How, how did you work for him?

• 43:28Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you.

• 43:29Bobby Lee?

  How did you work for him?

• 43:29Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you six degrees of Kevin Bacon. You worked with his wife in a major motion picture.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 43:34Andrew Santino?

  Okay, so that's enough.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  But how did you work for him?

• 43:35Andrew Santino?

  I forgot you didn't work with him.

• 43:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, how did you work for him?

• 43:39Andrew Santino?

  On a comedy project that we were just.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, never, he would never call me in.

• 43:42Andrew Santino?

  No, he told me he was gonna call you in.

• 43:44Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so.

• 43:45Andrew Santino?

  Couldn't get a hold of you.

• 43:45Speaker 05

  Why are you getting so defensive?

• 43:46Bobby Lee?

  I'm not being defensive. He has a way of.

• 43:48Speaker 05

  I think you could be.

• 43:48Bobby Lee?

  He has a way of going side and then hurting me.

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  You did something with him.

• 43:52Bobby Lee?

  I never did anything with him.

• 43:53Andrew Santino?

  What about the movie he did with the little people with all, everyone in the costume? You didn't do that?

• 43:56Bobby Lee?

  No, I didn't do the little people. Willow? What are you talking about?

• 43:58Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 43:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:59Andrew Santino?

  What was the one where everybody was a mascot?

• 44:01Speaker 05

  I don't remember that.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I auditioned for it.

• 44:03Andrew Santino?

  I thought you did it.

• 44:04Bobby Lee?

  No, I never did it. I auditioned for it.

• 44:05Andrew Santino?

  I apologize, but was I, you at least auditioned?

• 44:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, um, so I have not worked for him.

• 44:09Andrew Santino?

  I did a show for him called Family Tree. It was, I did one throwaway episode.

• 44:12Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 44:13Andrew Santino?

  It was fantastic.

• 44:13Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, Andrew.

• 44:14Andrew Santino?

  Thank you so much.

• 44:15Bobby Lee?

  God damn it, dude.

• 44:16Speaker 05

  That'd make you feel good. No one's heard of that fucking show.

• 44:18Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right.

• 44:19Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 44:20Speaker 05

  Isn't it better to have not worked for him and maybe?

• 44:22Bobby Lee?

  But someone got some buzz on the cult movie.

• 44:24Speaker 05

  What's that?

• 44:25Bobby Lee?

  Someone got some buzz on the cult movie.

• 44:26Speaker 05

  Why is this turning adversarial right now?

• 44:29Bobby Lee?

  It's not adversarial. Well, congratulations now, bro.

• 44:32Speaker 05

  It seems like somebody, a demon possessed you.

• 44:34Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 44:34Speaker 05

  Like a benevolent demon.

• 44:35Bobby Lee?

  What a joy that you're working.

• 44:37Speaker 05

  I am happy for you.

• 44:37Andrew Santino?

  I like how you pretend like you've never seen this show. This is exactly what he does.

• 44:41Speaker 05

  That is true.

• 44:41Andrew Santino?

  Can't wait.

• 44:42Speaker 05

  But we were all, we're hopping along, we're talking about fucking Star Wars.

• 44:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 44:46Speaker 05

  And then one perceived slight and Bobby has shut down.

• 44:49Andrew Santino?

  He does that.

• 44:51Speaker 05

  And now he's acting out.

• 44:52Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm kidding. I don't, you're very good to joke.

• 44:53Andrew Santino?

  I need you around more.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  How about this? This will get him in a good mood.

• 44:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, Franken dick.

• 45:01Speaker 05

  Let's talk about Black Hawk for two.

• 45:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 45:03Speaker 05

  Get Bobby back in a good mood.

• 45:04Bobby Lee?

  Franken, Franken.

• 45:07Andrew Santino?

  DraftKings Sportsbook.

• 45:08Bobby Lee?

  Playoffs?

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  Playoffs?

• 45:09Bobby Lee?

  We're talking about playoffs?

• 45:11Andrew Santino?

  Playoffs?

• 45:11Bobby Lee?

  We, you bet we are.

• 45:13Andrew Santino?

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• 45:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, that's the National Football League.

• 45:21Andrew Santino?

  That's right. And scoring touchdowns is key to winning the playoffs, Bobby, and you know that better than anybody.

• 45:24Bobby Lee?

  I love the National Football League, too.

• 45:25Andrew Santino?

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• 45:32Bobby Lee?

  Touchdown.

• 45:33Andrew Santino?

  Try betting on something simple, like a player to score six.

• 45:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  Or a pick six. Go to DraftKings Sportsbook app and make your pick today.

• 45:39Bobby Lee?

  Or three-point conversion.

• 45:39Andrew Santino?

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• 45:46Bobby Lee?

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• 45:55Andrew Santino?

  That is so great.

• 45:56Bobby Lee?

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• 45:58Andrew Santino?

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• 46:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 46:36Andrew Santino?

  He like finished first and his bulge was comical.

• 46:40Bobby Lee?

  Let me look, let me look.

• 46:40Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 46:41Bobby Lee?

  I know baldness.

• 46:41Speaker 05

  Don't look at a guy big dick marathon. Coming marathon gay porn video.

• 46:46Andrew Santino?

  I know. And by the way, save it for later. Fucking, you know.

• 46:52Speaker 05

  The tent is, uh, it's a rhetorical device. We don't actually want to pull up pornography.

• 46:58Andrew Santino?

  Get back to reality. The movie is getting a lot of talk, by the way. Everyone is in them streets talking about it.

• 47:04Speaker 05

  It is fun. I mean, it's crazy. I am shocked that I got to fucking make a movie. Um, but yeah, it's fun. Go rent it.

• 47:10Andrew Santino?

  Buy it.

• 47:11Speaker 05

  Buy it, rent it on Amazon, Apple, wherever the fuck you buy movies.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  Now, how did this, is it something that you had pitched or is it something you just got cast in?

• 47:19Speaker 05

  No, I wrote it.

• 47:20Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did?

• 47:20Speaker 05

  I wrote it with my friends and we did a short movie, or we did a short of it and a production company, uh, like, wanted to make it.

• 47:27Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 47:28Speaker 05

  Uh, Dark Sky Films and Queensberry Pictures and they were just like, I'm kinda, it's kinda fucking wild.

• 47:36Bobby Lee?

  It's amazing.

• 47:36Speaker 05

  Like, it's just, we just made a movie.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Amazing, dude.

• 47:38Speaker 05

  And it's fun. It's stupid as shit and it was like, I really do want to make, I mean, we're joking about, uh, you know, the movie about our, our fucking-

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  Are we?

• 47:47Speaker 05

  Mythical fathers, but-

• 47:48Bobby Lee?

  I don't think we are.

• 47:49Speaker 05

  It was fun as shit because, like, I really think comedy movies should just be this, where it's like, friends get together, have an idea, we all carve out, we write it over however long, we carve out a month, and we shoot it on a, on a modest budget because we know we can actually be funny, like-

• 48:05Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 48:05Speaker 05

  We don't keep it super, you know, we keep it reasonable, and then like, I mean, what the fuck have we done? Like, by getting rejected from the industry for years, we all had to build our own, like, fanbases.

• 48:16Andrew Santino?

  This, yeah.

• 48:17Speaker 05

  Look at this, and I think, that's what I found. It was just a test of the waters to see if it was like, fun, but I really want to make more movies with my friends, and just, even if, even if like, they don't have to be fucking huge releases or anything, just to make stuff for the fans that, people that come out to see us do stand-up, who listen to our podcast, they fucking like comedy movies too, it's just nobody's fucking making them.

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  No one's making them.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  You just inspired me. I think we're gonna do it.

• 48:43Speaker 05

  Let's do it.

• 48:43Bobby Lee?

  I'm being real. Let's do it.

• 48:44Speaker 05

  Let's fucking do it.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:45Andrew Santino?

  You know what we gotta do, though?

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  Right. I will write.

• 48:47Andrew Santino?

  We have to do it.

• 48:48Bobby Lee?

  Uh, we're gonna do it.

• 48:49Andrew Santino?

  You'll do it?

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, 100% dude.

• 48:50Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 48:51Bobby Lee?

  I want to do it really bad.

• 48:52Speaker 05

  That's what I'll-

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  That'd be great, dude. Because, you know, it's, it's inspiring, you know, it's like, um, I think you're right, I think we have, I mean, because you get approached all the time, you know what I mean, and to read or like, you know what I mean, to look at my script, but it's like-

• 49:04Andrew Santino?

  I don't.

• 49:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? You're trying to do a Christopher Guest thing again? You think I'm doing that? I'm not doing that.

• 49:10Andrew Santino?

  I don't get it all the time. I don't get approached all the time.

• 49:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:12Andrew Santino?

  I don't have a deal with NBC in place where I'm developing a show about an Asian.

• 49:15Bobby Lee?

  You want one for Hulu?

• 49:17Andrew Santino?

  I don't have one.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  You have a Hulu show?

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  I have a special on Hulu.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  And a show with me on Hulu.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  You're on that show?

• 49:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude. We pitched a show.

• 49:25Speaker 05

  By the way, what's that? Where are these, um, I'm looking for a fat bug or a fat bird or something for this show?

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  By the way, you think you're not gonna be on the show when we go?

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  100%, you're not. You're in your mind?

• 49:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. No read, nothing.

• 49:37Speaker 05

  Love it, dude.

• 49:37Andrew Santino?

  I don't wanna give it away, but I would, dude, there is, trust me.

• 49:40Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  Don't worry about it.

• 49:41Speaker 05

  I'm interested.

• 49:42Andrew Santino?

  We already have the people that we have in our sightlines of who we want on this show. And Bobby wants a lot of good cameos in the pilot, so Bill Cosby said he would do a pilot.

• 49:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:49Speaker 05

  You guys go way back.

• 49:50Bobby Lee?

  Spacey's coming back?

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  Spacey's back?

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Spacey, yeah.

• 49:55Speaker 05

  That would be awesome.

• 49:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he plays the principal. Yeah, yeah, um...

• 49:58Andrew Santino?

  You boys have been back.

• 50:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:01Speaker 05

  Well, it's also, I don't know if you guys feel, but it's also cool because it is a ton of people and it feels fun. It feels like it's a team instead of like...

• 50:08Andrew Santino?

  You feel like you're in on something.

• 50:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, instead of stand-up where you're just by yourself, especially a movie where you get to, because I did get to cast some of my friends in that one, but it's like, that's another thing about, about the next...

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  We never really...

• 50:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, not got, not enough?

• 50:19Bobby Lee?

  I, I, we never got a...

• 50:21Andrew Santino?

  Not even a role, not even a...

• 50:22Speaker 05

  You actually did.

• 50:24Andrew Santino?

  No, I didn't.

• 50:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, you did.

• 50:25Andrew Santino?

  Did I?

• 50:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, but you couldn't do it.

• 50:26Andrew Santino?

  Oh, because I was gone?

• 50:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:28Andrew Santino?

  That's actually true.

• 50:29Speaker 05

  And there was no part for you.

• 50:33Speaker 05

  We couldn't afford you, Bob? What were you gonna play, my dad?

• 50:38Speaker 05

  What did you wanna play? Do you wanna play the newscaster that he didn't play and Tom Papa did?

• 50:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Tommy Papa did it.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  You wouldn't have, you're not a newscaster, let's be honest.

• 50:45Andrew Santino?

  Let's see you read the news. Read what? Read, uh, give us, bring up, bring up...

• 50:48Bobby Lee?

  No, you're right. You're right, you're right.

• 50:50Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, bring up the shooting in, in, in Midtown and let me see him read this, read this as if it...

• 50:56Andrew Santino?

  Let me see you read this. Let me see if you...

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't even vying for the part. What the fuck is going on here, dude?

• 51:00Andrew Santino?

  Let's hear it.

• 51:00Bobby Lee?

  I wasn't, right?

• 51:01Andrew Santino?

  Zoom in, ready? There you go, just the first line.

• 51:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Hi, I'm Frank Magione.

• 51:06Speaker 05

  No, no, no. The guy's name is Magione.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  You're fired.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're right. Oh, no, no, no, no.

• 51:10Andrew Santino?

  You're fired.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  No, I could've created my name.

• 51:12Speaker 05

  You need a name.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm Troy Fugamoto for ABC Channel 7 News. Luigi Magione, the suspect in the killing of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, is fighting his extradition to New York where he faces a murder charge. He was denied bail during a court appearance in Pennsylvania.

• 51:27Andrew Santino?

  I can't believe you can't do that with the ad reads.

• 51:31Andrew Santino?

  That's remarkable.

• 51:32Speaker 05

  Big producers on that one.

• 51:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  It takes us an hour and a half to do that.

• 51:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and that was just cold reading, so could I have done it?

• 51:39Andrew Santino?

  You could have.

• 51:40Bobby Lee?

  If I would have practiced.

• 51:41Andrew Santino?

  You're that talented.

• 51:41Speaker 05

  But you don't have the look, man, I'm sorry.

• 51:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's okay, you know, and, um...

• 51:45Andrew Santino?

  We've heard that our whole career.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  And trust me, the next project I have, you don't have the look for any of them.

• 51:49Speaker 05

  Whoa, wow, see?

• 51:51Bobby Lee?

  And that's a guarantee.

• 51:51Andrew Santino?

  Wait a minute, wait a minute.

• 51:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:54Speaker 05

  Did you really want to come to... First of all, I don't even know if we were friends then. I shot it last June. I think I might have done the podcast.

• 52:01Bobby Lee?

  Stavros, I don't care. I get how it works.

• 52:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, okay.

• 52:04Bobby Lee?

  Right? I didn't come to your mind. It's fine.

• 52:07Speaker 05

  No, no, there was...

• 52:07Bobby Lee?

  That's... There's no... It's fine. I have no resentment.

• 52:10Speaker 05

  No part of you, motherfucker.

• 52:11Bobby Lee?

  It's fine. I'm just saying!

• 52:13Speaker 05

  You don't think I want it?

• 52:14Bobby Lee?

  I'm just saying! When we do our fucking movie, you're not gonna be in it!

• 52:18Speaker 05

  Why are you standing up?

• 52:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you always get offers and you say no, so don't complain.

• 52:25Andrew Santino?

  I do not.

• 52:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do every time, dude.

• 52:26Andrew Santino?

  That's not true.

• 52:27Speaker 05

  I was pumped to have you on Tires.

• 52:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, did you do Tires?

• 52:31Bobby Lee?

  We were in Austro... Australia.

• 52:34Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, tour. Yeah, we toured too.

• 52:37Andrew Santino?

  We toured.

• 52:38Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you fuck.

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  There you go.

• 52:40Speaker 05

  I would have loved to have you on Tires.

• 52:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and I'm not doing Cult Part 2 or whatever the fuck in the movie.

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey.

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, fuck off.

• 52:47Speaker 05

  I wanted to see you. I was happy.

• 52:48Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 52:49Speaker 05

  I was happy when we had...

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  Can't play a newscaster. I'll fucking show you, dude.

• 52:53Speaker 05

  There is no newscaster in the world, except maybe in like Malaysia that looks like you.

• 52:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah? Connie Chung, bitch.

• 52:59Speaker 05

  She is so much more stacked.

• 53:00Bobby Lee?

  You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah, you know, I'll be honest with you, Stavros, in the animated show, we're gonna have... We're gonna get you a lot of work there.

• 53:09Speaker 05

  Hell, yeah, dude.

• 53:10Bobby Lee?

  And whatever projects that we come up with and that I'm involved with, I will have you on because I just think you're super talented. I know the street doesn't go both ways.

• 53:19Speaker 05

  No, it certainly does.

• 53:20Bobby Lee?

  But, but, but, but, but, but...

• 53:21Andrew Santino?

  Keep going. Go ahead.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  I know the street... No, listen. Sometimes streets don't go both ways, right?

• 53:27Andrew Santino?

  These two streets do.

• 53:28Bobby Lee?

  Do these streets?

• 53:29Andrew Santino?

  These are two ways.

• 53:30Bobby Lee?

  Two ways?

• 53:30Andrew Santino?

  Two ways.

• 53:31Bobby Lee?

  And a freeway off-ramp. Off freeway, off-ramp, there's the whole thing.

• 53:35Andrew Santino?

  And an on-ramp.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Bridge, all that stuff, right? This is a one-way dead-end street, right? But it's fine, dude.

• 53:41Speaker 05

  How, I fucking eat my mother's cookies.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  You know, I'll be honest with you, I did not like it. This piece of shit baklava, dude. All right? My Korean grandmother can make better fucking baklava than this bitch. All right?

• 53:54Speaker 05

  Now you're being fucking...

• 53:56Bobby Lee?

  Now fuck off, dude.

• 53:57Speaker 05

  Try the other one, try the other one!

• 53:58Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 53:59Speaker 05

  No, no, go eat, go eat another...

• 54:01Andrew Santino?

  Dude, dude, stop it.

• 54:02Speaker 05

  Eat, they're right there.

• 54:04Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 54:04Speaker 05

  Eat a different cookie.

• 54:05Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 54:05Speaker 05

  Eat the brown one, tell me it's not good.

• 54:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:08Speaker 05

  Eat the brown one and tell me it's not good, or I walk.

• 54:11Bobby Lee?

  I'll eat it on camera.

• 54:12Speaker 05

  Please do.

• 54:12Bobby Lee?

  What do you think?

• 54:13Speaker 05

  If you say the brown one's not good...

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  The one that looks like poo, you mean?

• 54:16Andrew Santino?

  Stop it.

• 54:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, sorry.

• 54:17Andrew Santino?

  Can I say something for this exchange right now? I just want to put this out to the world, so people understand. Because we're such close friends, but Bobby, you don't let no Asian comedian talk about no Greek mama's baklava, that's law.

• 54:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's true.

• 54:31Andrew Santino?

  Don't let no Asian comedian talk about no Greek mama's baklava, that's law.

• 54:35Speaker 05

  That is law.

• 54:36Bobby Lee?

  You know, where I come from? We talk about Greek mama's pop baklava.

• 54:38Speaker 05

  No, bro!

• 54:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:40Speaker 05

  Just eat the fucking cookie.

• 54:41Bobby Lee?

  So, let me describe it first, okay? This is like donkey poo.

• 54:47Speaker 05

  No, it's...

• 54:48Andrew Santino?

  Dude, don't be out of line right now.

• 54:50Speaker 05

  You gotta chill.

• 54:50Andrew Santino?

  I'm being serious.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, dude! I don't know what you're doing right now!

• 54:54Speaker 05

  That's a fucking olive oil, honey, ginger, spiced cookie.

• 54:57Andrew Santino?

  This guy's mother is a fucking queen and made this for you. You eat it and you be fucking nice.

• 55:02Speaker 05

  With freshly, with freshly crushed walnuts on top.

• 55:05Andrew Santino?

  You don't talk bad about his mom's...

• 55:06Speaker 05

  You said my mother's cookies look like donkey shit.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  That's right. I wasn't even done with the description, dude. With little tiny dried maggots on it.

• 55:13Andrew Santino?

  Keep in mind, keep in mind, when the show's over, he can fuck you up.

• 55:19Speaker 05

  I would never.

• 55:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't think he would.

• 55:20Speaker 05

  I would never, but I could.

• 55:22Andrew Santino?

  But he could.

• 55:22Speaker 05

  But I would.

• 55:23Bobby Lee?

  I know you could. And let's get out, yeah, you're a man.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  You're a man, dude. Right, you got man strength.

• 55:30Andrew Santino?

  All right, take a bite.

• 55:31Speaker 05

  Is this the thing? Yes. All right.

• 55:37Andrew Santino?

  Phenomenal.

• 55:38Speaker 05

  And be real about it.

• 55:39Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead.

• 55:43Andrew Santino?

  Take a sip, don't have to chew into the mic.

• 55:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:45Andrew Santino?

  Fucking people in audio, people in their cars.

• 55:47Speaker 05

  Oh, they're so pissed.

• 55:51Andrew Santino?

  Rate it honestly out of 10, out of 10.

• 55:53Bobby Lee?

  I call it the Bangladesh road cookie.

• 55:55Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god.

• 55:57Speaker 05

  What?

• 55:58Andrew Santino?

  So you think that was made by feet?

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  No dude, if I was on a road in Bangladesh.

• 56:02Speaker 05

  You are so fu- alright, we get it, you're a good actor. You're pretending not to like these cookies.

• 56:06Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm being real.

• 56:07Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 56:08Bobby Lee?

  It's a Bangladesh road cookie.

• 56:10Andrew Santino?

  It's the same thing.

• 56:11Speaker 05

  How have you ever been to?

• 56:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and what I'm saying to you do is this, right? That's free in Bangladesh.

• 56:16Speaker 05

  That's out of line.

• 56:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no. There's nothing you can do about it.

• 56:19Speaker 05

  Out of line.

• 56:20Bobby Lee?

  There's nothing you can do about it. I'm sure she's a nice lady though.

• 56:22Speaker 05

  Out of line, dude.

• 56:23Bobby Lee?

  Now, close your eyes, Bangladesh, Bangladesh road cookie?

• 56:27Speaker 05

  No.

• 56:33Speaker 05

  Do not play that.

• 56:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:35Andrew Santino?

  Oh, this is so good.

• 56:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:36Andrew Santino?

  You know I've said nothing but good things when I take these home, they're phenomenal.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  It's the Ozempic.

• 56:39Speaker 05

  Do not play the job, MC.

• 56:41Andrew Santino?

  I'll take the whole thing home.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  You take the whole thing, yeah.

• 56:42Andrew Santino?

  Great, because I fucking love it.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  I can't get, I can't put anything down.

• 56:45Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 56:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so that's my bad.

• 56:47Speaker 05

  Just tell me the taste is good, though.

• 56:48Bobby Lee?

  Um.

• 56:49Andrew Santino?

  It's phenomenal, what are you talking about?

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  I mean, the honest truth, it's.

• 56:51Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 56:52Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be real.

• 56:54Speaker 05

  What kind of desserts do you like?

• 56:56Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, I go to the.

• 56:56Andrew Santino?

  Duck feet, you ever had duck feet?

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Let me be completely and utterly honest with you.

• 57:01Speaker 05

  Please don't start lying now.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna lie, okay?

• 57:03Speaker 05

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:05Bobby Lee?

  The, the flavor was good. The texture is not my thing.

• 57:08Andrew Santino?

  Fantastic.

• 57:09Speaker 05

  Because it's a little soft?

• 57:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it kind of just crumbles in your mouth and it's not my thing.

• 57:13Speaker 05

  Oh, that's wonderful, that's a great.

• 57:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but that's just my own thing.

• 57:15Andrew Santino?

  That line is so funny. It kind of just crumbles in your mouth, that's delicious.

• 57:18Speaker 05

  It just moist, it moistly melts in your mouth.

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  It's got like a pumpkin spicy kind of vibe to it.

• 57:23Andrew Santino?

  It's phen- it's got.

• 57:24Bobby Lee?

  It's a white people flavor.

• 57:25Speaker 05

  It's.

• 57:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like more umami.

• 57:28Andrew Santino?

  His mom is from the Mediterranean.

• 57:30Speaker 05

  This is a, it's an olive oil based cookie. It's not butter.

• 57:33Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 57:33Speaker 05

  Okay, it's honey, honey, olive oil.

• 57:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 57:37Speaker 05

  Uh, ginger, cinnamon, none of that's, I would say explicitly white.

• 57:41Bobby Lee?

  Yanis's mom and John, John Stamlos's mom would make better cookies.

• 57:45Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, dude.

• 57:46Bobby Lee?

  That's a fact, I've had our cookies.

• 57:48Speaker 05

  You're starting to get to me, bro.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm being real.

• 57:49Speaker 05

  That's not true.

• 57:50Bobby Lee?

  And, and your mom.

• 57:51Speaker 05

  Walk up and he eats my cookies.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  Your mom isn't really great.

• 57:53Speaker 05

  Oh my god.

• 57:55Bobby Lee?

  It's like, a Greek adjacent, and that's fine, that's fine.

• 57:59Speaker 05

  Yanis's mom is in the fucking dirt, bro.

• 58:00Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 58:00Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 58:01Andrew Santino?

  His mom is dead.

• 58:02Speaker 05

  His mom's fucking dead.

• 58:02Bobby Lee?

  And she still makes better cookies. Yeah, yeah. Fuck you! Yeah, fuck you, Stavros.

• 58:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so they're okay, guys.

• 58:12Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, bro?

• 58:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Whoa, whoa, I...

• 58:15Andrew Santino?

  I don't like this behavior, but man, you're coming out swinging, dude. You're swinging right now. Insane.

• 58:20Bobby Lee?

  I mean, this is truth, and I'm a truth teller, am I not?

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  You are a truth teller.

• 58:23Bobby Lee?

  I lay things out on the table, and I just... I'm all feeling-based. And my feeling is, is that it's aight.

• 58:30Speaker 05

  Stamos would never bring you cookies, and you know that.

• 58:32Andrew Santino?

  You go truth teller, look into your glass ball.

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  Tell me what... Tell me what you see.

• 58:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is what I see, okay?

• 58:39Andrew Santino?

  Tell me what you see, dude.

• 58:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see, okay.

• 58:43Bobby Lee?

  Yes, your mom, um... Isn't hairy enough to be Greek.

• 58:48Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, okay, bro.

• 58:49Speaker 05

  That's not a thing.

• 58:51Bobby Lee?

  Go back, go back.

• 58:54Speaker 05

  You named a negative thing and said she did not see what's in that.

• 58:57Bobby Lee?

  That's true, that's true, that's true. I just don't do crystal ball improv.

• 59:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've never learned it.

• 59:03Andrew Santino?

  You didn't take that class.

• 59:04Bobby Lee?

  I didn't take that class, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:05Andrew Santino?

  It's more groundlings.

• 59:06Bobby Lee?

  That's groundling stuff, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know what, dude, it was pretty good, and thank you so much. But can I be honest with you? If you never brought cookies here again, I wouldn't really even think about it.

• 59:15Andrew Santino?

  I would think about it, because I'd want them.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:16Andrew Santino?

  So, bring them for me.

• 59:17Bobby Lee?

  Honestly, can you, um... Uh, can you get this trash here?

• 59:20Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god, dude.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  I'm being real, I'm being real, I'm being real. Because I don't want it in front of me.

• 59:25Andrew Santino?

  McCone, if you bring... If you bring a trash can over here and throw that in the trash can, I'm gonna be fucking pissed. Oh, my god.

• 59:30Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, McCone.

• 59:31Speaker 05

  Don't do this.

• 59:32Andrew Santino?

  Don't do this. The disrespect is crazy.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Look at my eyes, dude. Look at my eyes, dude. Just look at my eyes right now, you dude. You piece of shit.

• 59:39Speaker 05

  Do not do that!

• 59:40Bobby Lee?

  I swear to you.

• 59:41Speaker 05

  Do not go losing the fucking time!

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  Beat it.

• 59:45Andrew Santino?

  Beat it.

• 59:45Bobby Lee?

  Beat it, kid.

• 59:46Andrew Santino?

  Then he beats it to the kid?

• 59:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Garbage, garbage, garbage, everybody!

• 59:53Andrew Santino?

  How do you say garbage in Greek?

• 59:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:55Andrew Santino?

  Teach him how to say it, just so he knows.

• 59:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 59:57Speaker 05

  Skupedia.

• 59:58Bobby Lee?

  Skupedia, dude.

• 59:59Andrew Santino?

  Skupedia. Play it for us. Click it.

• 1:00:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:02Andrew Santino?

  Huh? Scopedia.

• 1:00:03Bobby Lee?

  Scopedia.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  Scopedia.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  Scopedia.

• 1:00:05Andrew Santino?

  That's insane.

• 1:00:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:06Andrew Santino?

  You need to get back in the tent. You need to be more loving.

• 1:00:10Speaker 05

  I understand that this is because you're insecure, Bob.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  Yep.

• 1:00:13Speaker 05

  And you're lashing out.

• 1:00:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm insecure about what, Stavros?

• 1:00:15Speaker 05

  I don't know. I honestly legitimately don't know, but you are.

• 1:00:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:19Speaker 05

  And that's, and that's what's causing this behavior.

• 1:00:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:00:22Andrew Santino?

  You know what's kind of beautiful about that? That is true.

• 1:00:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:24Andrew Santino?

  He shouldn't be insecure about anything.

• 1:00:25Speaker 05

  No, he shouldn't.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  It's a perfect little being, but why are you?

• 1:00:28Speaker 05

  He is.

• 1:00:28Andrew Santino?

  Why are you?

• 1:00:29Bobby Lee?

  I feel like I'm intact.

• 1:00:30Andrew Santino?

  By whom?

• 1:00:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I, I, let's go back, let's go back to the last forty, forty minutes. That's not even it.

• 1:00:35Speaker 05

  In a movie.

• 1:00:35Bobby Lee?

  No, no, that, that wasn't even it, right? Number one, the fucking short round slams.

• 1:00:40Andrew Santino?

  You started.

• 1:00:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay, number two, the fucking Franken dick like I want to suck dick or something.

• 1:00:45Speaker 05

  You do.

• 1:00:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't. I don't want to suck the dick. I don't want to suck the dick, alright?

• 1:00:48Andrew Santino?

  Okay.

• 1:00:49Bobby Lee?

  And then number three, to pile it on, you know, he offered everybody in town a role in his movie, except me.

• 1:00:53Speaker 05

  That's not.

• 1:00:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, because I'm, I'm not versatile enough to play a fucking news anchor, okay?

• 1:00:57Speaker 05

  The only part I had was newscaster left.

• 1:01:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Okay, it's fine.

• 1:01:01Andrew Santino?

  Which is an insult to me more than anything.

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, obviously it is.

• 1:01:04Bobby Lee?

  Number four, um, shitty cookie.

• 1:01:10Speaker 04

  His mom never bake him cookies, that's what this is about.

• 1:01:14Andrew Santino?

  His mom never bake him cookie. I see his brain working a thousand miles a minute. His mom never bake him a cookies. It's like another actor.

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  Are you guys looking forward to Nostratu?

• 1:01:23Andrew Santino?

  Nostratu?

• 1:01:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Are you looking forward to it or no?

• 1:01:27Andrew Santino?

  Big time.

• 1:01:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:01:28Andrew Santino?

  Aren't you?

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Robert Eggers, I love him, yeah.

• 1:01:30Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it'll be fun.

• 1:01:31Andrew Santino?

  Are you gonna see this Dylan movie or no?

• 1:01:34Bobby Lee?

  Dylan who?

• 1:01:34Andrew Santino?

  This Bob Dylan movie.

• 1:01:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, you know what, um?

• 1:01:36Andrew Santino?

  I'm not interested.

• 1:01:37Speaker 05

  No disrespect to Timmy, but I just.

• 1:01:41Andrew Santino?

  Nah, not interested.

• 1:01:41Speaker 05

  Those movies don't interest me. It's just like the.

• 1:01:43Andrew Santino?

  Like the Elvis movie?

• 1:01:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, although the Elvis movie was, if Baz Luhrmann did it, I would watch the, I would watch this movie because I like Chalamet. And it's so weird and like, it's a fren- the pacing's crazy and like.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um.

• 1:01:58Andrew Santino?

  Anyway, we're not gonna see it. I don't know what it is, it just turned me off, the preview doesn't look good. Conny and I talked about it too, I'm not a huge Dylan guy.

• 1:02:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't give a fuck.

• 1:02:06Bobby Lee?

  Hey, Mr. Town. I don't know how to do it.

• 1:02:09Speaker 05

  But a bunch of boomers.

• 1:02:11Andrew Santino?

  I know, but even still, my dad's a boomer though, he just never was a Dylan guy either.

• 1:02:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, which one, the criminal or?

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Dude.

• 1:02:18Andrew Santino?

  No, the criminal, the criminal. Criminal was more rock and all rock.

• 1:02:22Bobby Lee?

  Highway 61 revisited, you didn't like that? Blonde on Blonde. Blood on Tracks.

• 1:02:27Speaker 05

  Blonde on Blonde, if it's a pornography.

• 1:02:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  I mean, these are masterpiece albums, dude.

• 1:02:35Speaker 05

  Wait, really?

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm being real, these are Dylan albums.

• 1:02:38Andrew Santino?

  I just don't really, I don't really love them.

• 1:02:40Speaker 05

  It might be a generational thing.

• 1:02:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think so, guy?

• 1:02:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, I do.

• 1:02:43Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:02:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm gonna feed into it, you old fuck.

• 1:02:45Andrew Santino?

  Well, yeah, because after Vietnam, you kinda were.

• 1:02:46Speaker 05

  Fuck you.

• 1:02:48Bobby Lee?

  What? After Vietnam, what?

• 1:02:50Andrew Santino?

  After Vietnam, that's when you found your niche, that's like when you really started to groove.

• 1:02:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:53Andrew Santino?

  You're just, you're fresh out of Vietnam.

• 1:02:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, you got back.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:57Speaker 05

  You were a spy. They just, they sent you into the NVA.

• 1:03:00Andrew Santino?

  66.

• 1:03:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:01Andrew Santino?

  You were two.

• 1:03:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was, no, I wasn't even born yet, thank you.

• 1:03:05Andrew Santino?

  So they, you had to think about it, though.

• 1:03:08Bobby Lee?

  I'm not that old, okay?

• 1:03:09Andrew Santino?

  You did have to siphon through that brain to go.

• 1:03:11Speaker 05

  It is crazy, like, you do, you have, you're very youthful, it always takes me back. The first, it's awesome to watch people find out your age for the first time.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  Well, how old are you, again?

• 1:03:22Speaker 05

  I'm 35, I have the opposite problem.

• 1:03:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, you look great, you have a baby face.

• 1:03:26Speaker 05

  Thank you, thank you.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm, well, so, so when you listen, when you hear my age.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  You also kinda have baby hair.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. That's good, that's really good.

• 1:03:36Andrew Santino?

  It's bold.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  So 53 is old.

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not old, dude, we're just fucking around.

• 1:03:40Speaker 05

  It's not.

• 1:03:41Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm just saying, but that's much older than you got, no, you're 40.

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  I'm 41, you're closer to, you're closer to death, for sure.

• 1:03:46Speaker 05

  I would honestly just assume you were, yeah, and you're.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  You're a same demographic, maybe.

• 1:03:50Speaker 05

  Yeah. Like, I was.

• 1:03:52Andrew Santino?

  Because of your lifestyle, we talked about that.

• 1:03:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, I probably had like life experiences different than you. I think like, like, you know, when I was in high school, there was no cell phones and stuff. Did you have cell phones when you were in high school?

• 1:04:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we didn't have that.

• 1:04:03Speaker 05

  But not.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  Or internet.

• 1:04:05Andrew Santino?

  I didn't have a cell phone. Senior year.

• 1:04:07Speaker 05

  T9.

• 1:04:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, T9 texting.

• 1:04:09Speaker 05

  On T9.

• 1:04:09Andrew Santino?

  People got cell phones. My senior years, people started to like, it started to become a thing.

• 1:04:13Bobby Lee?

  You didn't get one though, right?

• 1:04:14Andrew Santino?

  Uh, I did get one at the end of my senior year. Yeah, I did get one.

• 1:04:17Bobby Lee?

  Did you beg your parents?

• 1:04:18Andrew Santino?

  Beg, beg, beg, beg, beg.

• 1:04:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  Got a Nokia, uh, little Nokia.

• 1:04:22Speaker 05

  Little brick?

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:23Andrew Santino?

  Little brick, little Nokia brick.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  In that game Snake, I played like one time, 12 hours.

• 1:04:26Andrew Santino?

  All day. All day. All day, every single fucking day.

• 1:04:29Bobby Lee?

  That game is so fun.

• 1:04:30Andrew Santino?

  See, I'm generation, I'm, I'm, I'm Super Nintendo.

• 1:04:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  You're a Super Nintendo too, too?

• 1:04:35Bobby Lee?

  Hmm. I'm in.

• 1:04:37Andrew Santino?

  I'm Nintendo first, but then SNES was my shit. Okay, see that, right? So I guess I'm more Super Nintendo, I'm more Nintendo, you're more Super Nintendo.

• 1:04:44Bobby Lee?

  Guess what I am?

• 1:04:45Andrew Santino?

  And you're more Atari.

• 1:04:46Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:04:47Andrew Santino?

  That is Atari.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  In television.

• 1:04:48Andrew Santino?

  Oh, in, in television, yeah.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  You know what in television is?

• 1:04:51Andrew Santino?

  Where you plugged in the fucking thing?

• 1:04:52Bobby Lee?

  No, look up in television.

• 1:04:55Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  That's what I played with.

• 1:04:57Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Look at that thing.

• 1:05:00Andrew Santino?

  Isn't it funny? One of your cousins made it.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. In television was incredible.

• 1:05:06Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 1:05:10Speaker 05

  That looks pretty fun.

• 1:05:11Andrew Santino?

  They are pretty tight.

• 1:05:12Speaker 05

  You didn't know any better.

• 1:05:13Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, the cookies worked.

• 1:05:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a cookie. The cookie came out.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  My mom heard you cursing.

• 1:05:20Andrew Santino?

  Right, right. She'll hit you from anywhere. She's good like that.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  So there was, there was like, in television, there was a game that was like a Dungeons and Dragons game, but basically it was like this, just a box and you were a dot. Right? I remember?

• 1:05:32Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, I do know this.

• 1:05:33Bobby Lee?

  Right? So, right? Like that. That was pretty much what it was. And I went over to my friend's house and he goes, check this out. And see where the green is? That those are areas that you're not supposed to go.

• 1:05:42Speaker 05

  Right.

• 1:05:43Andrew Santino?

  Bad boy.

• 1:05:43Bobby Lee?

  But he goes, check this out. And he went through into a green area and he goes, secret room.

• 1:05:49Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 1:05:50Bobby Lee?

  I'm like, and at that, at that time, it was like, wow.

• 1:05:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's like, no rules here. He started taking his pants off.

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  Secret bombing. No one knows what happens while we're in here.

• 1:06:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Went back to the tent, huh?

• 1:06:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you did.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, went right to the tent.

• 1:06:06Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:07Speaker 05

  We're figuring it out.

• 1:06:08Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:09Andrew Santino?

  Secret room, no one has to know what we do in here.

• 1:06:11Speaker 05

  I'm finding out what the lashing out is. It's, this time it's 75% latent homosexuality, 25% career anxiety. That's what the cocktail of the last time was today. I just put it together.

• 1:06:24Andrew Santino?

  I think it's, I think it's 80/20 if I'm being honest. A little bit more.

• 1:06:29Andrew Santino?

  Cause career is going good.

• 1:06:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, but, but even, but he doesn't, he still is sensitive for some reason, I don't understand. Cause you are awesome, you're the man and people want you and stuff, but still, you know, a little lashing out.

• 1:06:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, shaky lashing out for no reason. And it's not, and it's not.

• 1:06:43Bobby Lee?

  I respond to energy. And your energy was a little too much.

• 1:06:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he came in here like, you're the boss and I push back.

• 1:06:53Andrew Santino?

  You wanted to make sure he knew you were the boss. That's right.

• 1:06:57Speaker 05

  The voice is back.

• 1:07:00Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, uh, we're all good here.

• 1:07:05Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey. Stop with the cookie shit.

• 1:07:09Speaker 05

  It's clean, it's clean.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, yeah, so.

• 1:07:12Speaker 05

  That looks fun.

• 1:07:12Bobby Lee?

  Congratulations, everybody.

• 1:07:13Speaker 05

  Were you a Dungeons and Dragons guy? Were you a D and D guy?

• 1:07:17Bobby Lee?

  No, but can I tell you about Dungeons and Dragons?

• 1:07:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  There's a Dungeons and Dragons movie that Chris Pine was in.

• 1:07:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  It's really good.

• 1:07:29Andrew Santino?

  We gotta pull it up.

• 1:07:31Bobby Lee?

  It's called, what's it called?

• 1:07:33Speaker 05

  The End of Thieves or something?

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That, Honor Among Thieves, that movie was so surprisingly good.

• 1:07:39Andrew Santino?

  Here's my problem. Here's my, it's my key problem. Why is there a hot guy in Dungeons and Dragons thing?

• 1:07:44Speaker 05

  Well, he's a rogue.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  Now we're back on the same page. He was a rogue, he was obviously a rogue.

• 1:07:50Andrew Santino?

  Make these, make, make this entire cast unattractive.

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:07:54Andrew Santino?

  Make this entire.

• 1:07:54Speaker 05

  These dorks need to pretend they're a sexy guy.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  But I really like Avatar.

• 1:07:58Andrew Santino?

  That's what every guy who plays thinks they look like.

• 1:08:01Speaker 05

  Guys that look like me play, think they're that, think they're getting goblin pussy looking like that. That's the whole point.

• 1:08:06Andrew Santino?

  You can get goblin pussy though.

• 1:08:08Speaker 05

  Oh, and I do, my.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  That's the irony.

• 1:08:10Bobby Lee?

  Now, if we were in that world, would you get Goblin pussy?

• 1:08:14Andrew Santino?

  Me?

• 1:08:14Speaker 05

  Without question.

• 1:08:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:15Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not my style.

• 1:08:16Speaker 05

  Well, you'd be only for elf pussy? Come on, dude, relax.

• 1:08:19Bobby Lee?

  Come on, dude.

• 1:08:19Andrew Santino?

  Fairy elf.

• 1:08:20Speaker 05

  Every once in a while, you'd get a little Goblin pussy.

• 1:08:22Andrew Santino?

  Can I tell you something?

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:24Andrew Santino?

  I'd stick to my elves. I'd stick to my elf, my fairies, I'd stick to my, uh...

• 1:08:29Bobby Lee?

  Fairies are tiny, though.

• 1:08:30Andrew Santino?

  My favorite.

• 1:08:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, perfect.

• 1:08:33Andrew Santino?

  Tiny.

• 1:08:33Speaker 05

  Perfect.

• 1:08:34Andrew Santino?

  Tiny cock.

• 1:08:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:35Andrew Santino?

  Tiny fairy.

• 1:08:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm just fucking Tinker Bell and it just makes sense.

• 1:08:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:39Speaker 05

  I think it's just that size, I'm like, yeah.

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  Imagine fucking a fairy and then she's like, "Is it in?"

• 1:08:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:08:50Bobby Lee?

  But what would you be? Would you be?

• 1:08:51Andrew Santino?

  A nymph. I'd like a nymph. I'd be more into those.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  I'd be into alchemy.

• 1:08:54Speaker 05

  Ooh, you'd be a wizard, a warlock?

• 1:08:56Andrew Santino?

  You'd be a warlock.

• 1:08:56Bobby Lee?

  Potions, you know, that's my whole thing.

• 1:08:58Speaker 05

  I'd wanna be one of those big, I'd wanna have a big axe.

• 1:09:01Andrew Santino?

  He wants alchemy.

• 1:09:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're like Gimli.

• 1:09:03Speaker 05

  I wanna be a brute.

• 1:09:03Bobby Lee?

  You're like Gimli.

• 1:09:04Andrew Santino?

  He wants alchemy so he can like pour himself a pocket pussy.

• 1:09:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I collecting things, you know what I mean? Like mushrooms and whatnot.

• 1:09:13Andrew Santino?

  You're a forger.

• 1:09:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, forger. What would you be in that world?

• 1:09:15Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know, I'd be carrying some sort of weapon. I'd be defending the community.

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  I'd be a brute.

• 1:09:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you'd be a brute.

• 1:09:20Andrew Santino?

  I'd be a brute. No, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy.

• 1:09:23Bobby Lee?

  No, dude.

• 1:09:23Andrew Santino?

  You'd be my companion.

• 1:09:25Speaker 05

  I'd be a brute.

• 1:09:26Andrew Santino?

  Someone's gotta see over the trees.

• 1:09:28Bobby Lee?

  No, you're like Samwise Gamsay, the emotional support.

• 1:09:30Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 1:09:31Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:09:32Andrew Santino?

  No, no, you are a physical man. Okay, how about this? You and I would be a team. Just say that.

• 1:09:36Speaker 05

  I like that.

• 1:09:36Andrew Santino?

  Be a team, and how about this? We'd be a team, you're getting crazy Goblin pussy, and I'm focused on the mission. And that's the character dynamic.

• 1:09:42Speaker 05

  That is true, that is true.

• 1:09:43Andrew Santino?

  And I'm like, "Stop, we have to go."

• 1:09:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:45Andrew Santino?

  Just let me hit this.

• 1:09:46Speaker 05

  One second.

• 1:09:46Andrew Santino?

  Let me hit this real quick.

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  And I'm like, "Bobby, can you, uh, can you, uh, make, can you mix me up an elixir that cures herpes?"

• 1:09:52Bobby Lee?

  Like, here you go.

• 1:09:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:54Bobby Lee?

  I already took it this morning. And then I would say, "Can I go with you guys?"

• 1:09:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:09:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:59Bobby Lee?

  Hey, guys.

• 1:09:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, maybe not on this run.

• 1:10:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, because I've never seen a dragon before, and I know you guys are gonna go hunt that dragon.

• 1:10:04Speaker 05

  Oh, and that's awesome, and we're gonna next time for sure. Actually, we're not even gonna see any dragon.

• 1:10:08Andrew Santino?

  Not on this journey, no way.

• 1:10:10Bobby Lee?

  No, why are you going to Mount Lonely?

• 1:10:12Speaker 05

  Well...

• 1:10:13Bobby Lee?

  That's where the dragon is.

• 1:10:14Andrew Santino?

  No, no, there's a...

• 1:10:15Speaker 05

  We're going by there.

• 1:10:16Andrew Santino?

  Near it.

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  Oh, I see. But it not stop.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  But then where would you go? Are you going to, um, Carlsbad?

• 1:10:21Andrew Santino?

  We've got...

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  Or Bakersfield? Where, I mean, where are you going?

• 1:10:23Andrew Santino?

  You know, do you know about the sand people?

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, no. Oh, yeah, okay.

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  We're gonna see that.

• 1:10:28Bobby Lee?

  But, okay, so you wouldn't invite me to the...

• 1:10:30Andrew Santino?

  No, we would.

• 1:10:30Speaker 05

  Of course we would.

• 1:10:31Andrew Santino?

  It would just depend on the mission.

• 1:10:32Bobby Lee?

  So, let me throw you some things. Damsel in distress, would I get to go?

• 1:10:37Andrew Santino?

  No, that's nuts.

• 1:10:38Speaker 05

  I say we bring him.

• 1:10:40Andrew Santino?

  What for?

• 1:10:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, how many damsels are there?

• 1:10:42Speaker 05

  Although, you, can I be honest?

• 1:10:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:44Speaker 05

  Your attitude today?

• 1:10:45Andrew Santino?

  Ooh, you're not getting invited to Damsel in distress?

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, interesting.

• 1:10:48Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:10:48Bobby Lee?

  Oh, interesting.

• 1:10:50Speaker 05

  When we're podcasting, this is fine.

• 1:10:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:52Speaker 05

  But we're in the woods.

• 1:10:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:53Speaker 05

  There's orcs descending on us.

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:55Speaker 05

  I can't have a little freak out.

• 1:10:56Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:10:57Speaker 05

  You know what I mean? Because we offended you.

• 1:10:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you can't...

• 1:10:58Speaker 05

  We need the eye on the prize. I don't need to worry, is he actually gonna give me the cure?

• 1:11:03Bobby Lee?

  See, here's the thing.

• 1:11:03Speaker 05

  For orc pussy.

• 1:11:04Bobby Lee?

  Stavros, okay?

• 1:11:05Speaker 05

  Is he mad at me?

• 1:11:06Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't be mad, because you actually invited me.

• 1:11:09Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 1:11:10Bobby Lee?

  Into your movie.

• 1:11:14Bobby Lee?

  Right? It's when you don't invite me.

• 1:11:16Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:17Bobby Lee?

  Is when I get mad. Do you see how that works, fuckface?

• 1:11:19Andrew Santino?

  I understand.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you understand how that works, fuckface?

• 1:11:21Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  So if you invite me, I'm jolly, because I like to feel included, you fuckface.

• 1:11:26Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey, hey.

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm sorry, my bad.

• 1:11:27Speaker 05

  That's all right.

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  I'm so sorry. You're right.

• 1:11:29Andrew Santino?

  We would take you on a mission.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my bad.

• 1:11:30Speaker 05

  That's all right.

• 1:11:31Bobby Lee?

  I'm aggressive.

• 1:11:31Speaker 05

  I wish, what would be awesome is, I wish I could go back in time and just like, send an email to you that you definitely would have just missed, wouldn't have read.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you could prove it, like, I sent you an email, and they're like, oh, my bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:43Andrew Santino?

  He wouldn't have known.

• 1:11:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:44Andrew Santino?

  You could have told him we talked about it.

• 1:11:45Speaker 05

  I should have said, actually, we did. Dude, what are you talking about? You were supposed to be the second lead.

• 1:11:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, fuck.

• 1:11:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you bailed.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I bailed.

• 1:11:53Speaker 05

  I had to rewrite the whole movie.

• 1:11:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:55Speaker 05

  It was that the guy wasn't Korean anymore, it really...

• 1:11:56Bobby Lee?

  I probably wouldn't have done it in the first place.

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  Yeah. I know.

• 1:12:00Bobby Lee?

  You know that, right?

• 1:12:00Speaker 05

  I do know that.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I would probably have done it in the first place.

• 1:12:02Speaker 05

  That's what's frustrating about this. That I know you would have turned me down.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't have read it. Immediate now.

• 1:12:09Andrew Santino?

  Well, everybody at home needs to go watch.

• 1:12:11Bobby Lee?

  Watch it, because I read a couple of reviews. I'm lying.

• 1:12:13Andrew Santino?

  Go on Rotten Tomatoes.

• 1:12:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but go, good guy, go check it out.

• 1:12:16Andrew Santino?

  And also get the calendar.

• 1:12:17Speaker 05

  Please get the calendar. Please buy tickets, I'm going on a huge tour.

• 1:12:21Andrew Santino?

  What is, where's the calendar at?

• 1:12:22Speaker 05

  Stavi.biz.

• 1:12:24Andrew Santino?

  Stavi.biz.

• 1:12:24Speaker 05

  S-A-V-V-Y.

• 1:12:26Andrew Santino?

  Let's start a cult, 82%. That is huge.

• 1:12:28Bobby Lee?

  That's huge.

• 1:12:28Andrew Santino?

  That's big.

• 1:12:29Bobby Lee?

  That's insane.

• 1:12:29Speaker 05

  Not enough, not enough real guys, uh...

• 1:12:31Bobby Lee?

  Reviewed it.

• 1:12:32Speaker 05

  Reviewed it to get on the Tomatoes.

• 1:12:33Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean, not yet, but it will be?

• 1:12:34Speaker 05

  We'll get there, babe.

• 1:12:35Bobby Lee?

  How many reviews do you need?

• 1:12:37Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:12:37Andrew Santino?

  I think it's 100, isn't that right? It's something like that.

• 1:12:39Bobby Lee?

  All right, now go to Borderlands.

• 1:12:42Bobby Lee?

  So what did I got? What did that get?

• 1:12:44Andrew Santino?

  I think it's still like fifteen or twenty.

• 1:12:45Speaker 05

  Zero. Fifty?

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Ten percent.

• 1:12:47Andrew Santino?

  Ten percent.

• 1:12:48Speaker 05

  Oh, man. Okay.

• 1:12:50Bobby Lee?

  It's bad.

• 1:12:51Andrew Santino?

  It's not bad. I got, I got a couple of those. It's fine. It is what it is.

• 1:12:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, the Kevin Hart game one.

• 1:12:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, me time. That's probably, that's probably less.

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  What's that me time? What's me time at?

• 1:12:59Andrew Santino?

  Me time's gotta be at five percent, maybe? Maybe four and a half? Seven?

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  Seven?

• 1:13:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:13:05Andrew Santino?

  Tough.

• 1:13:05Speaker 05

  These movies are fascinating because it's like those guys are so famous and they're, they're the fakest movies of all time.

• 1:13:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:12Speaker 05

  Disrespect.

• 1:13:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:13Speaker 05

  They almost feel like movies from thirty rock. Where they're making a joke about a shitty movie that Kevin Hart was in.

• 1:13:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:20Speaker 05

  And it's like, and they're both so famous and talented. It's like, how did this happen? But I guess they're getting the bag from Netflix.

• 1:13:25Andrew Santino?

  Well, because it just doesn't matter. It's just they pump these things out.

• 1:13:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:28Andrew Santino?

  Like, that's the thing. They just pump them out. But you know what they're not pumping out? Let's Start a Cult. They're not pumping out stuff like that. Go watch it.

• 1:13:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but guys like us, though, right? We're in movies like this. They're fine because they're like, oh, I got nine movies I'm about to do.

• 1:13:39Andrew Santino?

  And they just got-

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Him and I are gonna be like, okay, I guess this is it.

• 1:13:42Andrew Santino?

  This is what we get.

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, this is what we got this year. You know what I mean? It sucks.

• 1:13:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, go watch Let's Start a Cult. Go see Stavi, baby, on tour.

• 1:13:49Bobby Lee?

  We'll do it.

• 1:13:49Speaker 05

  Buy the count.

• 1:13:50Bobby Lee?

  You know, I love the coffee.

• 1:13:51Speaker 05

  Thank you, dude.

• 1:13:52Bobby Lee?

  You know, I love you.

• 1:13:53Speaker 05

  I appreciate, I love you.

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  Um-

• 1:13:54Andrew Santino?

  Let's go have dinner.

• 1:13:55Bobby Lee?

  What a fun, no, we'll have dinner tonight.

• 1:13:56Speaker 05

  Let's have dinner.

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  Let's go.

• 1:13:57Andrew Santino?

  All right.

• 1:13:58Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for being a bad friend.

• 1:13:59Andrew Santino?

  Thank you.