There Are No Dumb Questions

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

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• 1:09Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh.

• 1:14Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh, bro.

• 1:17Brooke Averick?

  Happy 200, everyone! Yay! Wow.

• 1:26Brooke Averick?

  What a milestone occasion.

• 1:29Connor Wood?

  It really is a milestone occasion. Hello, everyone. Welcome back to Broken Corner Make a Podcast. Happy 200th episode, which I remembered and I knew about.

• 1:38Brooke Averick?

  That's why you're here.

• 1:40Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:42Connor Wood?

  That's exactly why I'm here.

• 1:44Brooke Averick?

  Yay!

• 1:44Connor Wood?

  Look at this, Izzy did our setup.

• 1:46Brooke Averick?

  She is so wonderful.

• 1:48Connor Wood?

  As per usual, there's no one on earth quite like her.

• 1:50Brooke Averick?

  Sorry.

• 1:51Connor Wood?

  No, just get it out.

• 1:52Brooke Averick?

  I'm trying. I'm really sick, so, one, I will have like some brain fog just due to the cocktail of medications I'm on. And two, I will have some mouth sounds that will be out of my control.

• 2:05Connor Wood?

  That's fine.

• 2:06Brooke Averick?

  So I don't want to see anything on Reddit. I'm very sick. Thank you.

• 2:10Connor Wood?

  It's so great to be sick on the 200th episode, because it would be...

• 2:13Brooke Averick?

  Well, I wouldn't miss it.

• 2:14Connor Wood?

  No, it would be nothing more classic.

• 2:33Connor Wood?

  Who am I to you?

• 2:34Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 2:35Connor Wood?

  To you?

• 2:36Brooke Averick?

  Connor's dressed up as something... I thought you were a fire sprite.

• 2:40Connor Wood?

  Okay, and if I wasn't, what would be your second guess?

• 2:43Brooke Averick?

  A candle?

• 2:46Connor Wood?

  So like, I just thought everyone knew who this young man was.

• 2:53Connor Wood?

  Do you not know, do you know who the Heat Miser is?

• 2:55Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 2:56Connor Wood?

  You've never heard of the Heat Miser?

• 2:57Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 2:58Connor Wood?

  I don't even really know who he is.

• 2:59Brooke Averick?

  Oh, he looks familiar.

• 3:00Connor Wood?

  Kind of. Yeah, he was angry about something. I can't remember his whole deal.

• 3:05Connor Wood?

  But anyways, just so you know, going into, we can, we can circle back to the Heat Miser, but that's who I am today. And that's kind of the energy I'm bringing today.

• 3:13Brooke Averick?

  What does he do and from?

• 3:15Connor Wood?

  Eee.

• 3:18Brooke Averick?

  Who's idea of Heat Miser?

• 3:19Connor Wood?

  And you're Jewish. You're like, I should be the one that knows about the Heat Miser and the Frost Master, whatever the other guy was.

• 3:27Brooke Averick?

  Is he from Frosty the Snowman?

• 3:28Connor Wood?

  No, he's from The Year Without Christmas, which I found out this morning.

• 3:31Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I've never seen that.

• 3:32Connor Wood?

  So I guess Santa like goes missing or something? And then they are just like, just being absolute hoodlums running around town being like, "I'm the Heat Miser and I'm a Frosty ass." Like, what is... Yeah, they're kind of like...

• 3:48Speaker 04

  Snowmiser.

• 3:49Connor Wood?

  Oh, the Snowmiser. Okay, so they're like two evil boys and they kind of are running around.

• 3:52Brooke Averick?

  Wait, you're the Snowmiser?

• 3:53Connor Wood?

  No, I'm the...

• 3:55Brooke Averick?

  There's the Heat Miser and the Snowmiser?

• 3:57Connor Wood?

  Yeah, they're right there. They're kind of, um...

• 4:00Brooke Averick?

  I've never seen the Snowmiser.

• 4:01Connor Wood?

  There's this kind of dichotomy, right?

• 4:03Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 4:04Connor Wood?

  Between hot and cold and fire and ice. It's existed forever as long as we, as long as, it's old as dirt, basically, that dichotomy. And this is a good representation of that. The Snowmiser, the Heat Miser.

• 4:14Brooke Averick?

  I'm glad you could be one of your favorite characters for the Big 200.

• 4:17Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it's, it's good. Now, I didn't recognize the overlap here at all, to be honest. I'm like, yeah, I would love if the 200th episode was of my faces as usual, but this is great too. You're on every drug for a cold known to man. I'm dressed like this for some reason. Cool.

• 4:36Brooke Averick?

  Oh fabulous. How else would we want to do 200?

• 4:40Connor Wood?

  I don't know. I think what we want to do first, I think we want to pop these shits.

• 4:45Brooke Averick?

  Do we want to pop these shits or watch this video first, Izzy?

• 4:48Connor Wood?

  Oh, let's watch the video.

• 4:49Brooke Averick?

  I want to watch the video. 200 times you asked me to look something up video.

• 4:52Connor Wood?

  Okay, really quick, can I say two quick things? Can I say two quick things? We can cut it if we need to. One, if you're listening on audio, I really implore you, today's the day to watch video. It's the 200th episode, it's on YouTube, and you want to see, it's a costume day.

• 5:08Brooke Averick?

  You have got to see the Heat Miser.

• 5:10Connor Wood?

  And you've got to see the Heat Miser one. You've got to see us. You've got to see me both fluctuate in weight and skin color about 400 times during this video.

• 5:18Brooke Averick?

  She blew up.

• 5:19Connor Wood?

  This chick blew up, Jesus.

• 5:22Brooke Averick?

  Aw Marcel, it's so nice to see the hyper fixations on the podcast throughout the year.

• 5:26Connor Wood?

  You know what the biggest thing for me about this is? The change in my width of pants, too. And it's not, I'm not talking about how like, like my waist size, I'm talking about like, I had like tighter pants and then I went loose for a second and I said, "Let's tighten it up."

• 5:38Brooke Averick?

  Interesting when you talk about the fluctuation of your body, I don't see it.

• 5:42Connor Wood?

  I think we're all very aware of what's happening.

• 5:44Brooke Averick?

  But you could definitely see mine, i.e. she blew up.

• 5:48Connor Wood?

  Brooke, but mine goes in and out of this, this place of roundness, almost in, it's constantly flexing.

• 5:55Brooke Averick?

  What do you think you are here?

• 5:57Connor Wood?

  I'm somewhere in between. I honestly just look hungover in that.

• 6:00Brooke Averick?

  I think you were.

• 6:01Connor Wood?

  I kind of look, um, like if you were to put a raw chicken breast onto a plate before you cut it up, that's what I look like in that. Some days, you know what's also weird about my face?

• 6:10Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 6:10Connor Wood?

  Some days, like, there's just straight up no eyebrows. Like this. And I think it's based on like what my, like this is, I didn't do anything to my eyebrows here, but some days, they're just not there. It's like they take the day off. He's hungover, we can sleep in.

• 6:24Brooke Averick?

  What's so interesting about you, and I think I've said this to you before, is I think you're like very unique looking, like you have a, in a good way. Like I think you have like a cool, unique look, like never been done before, but you also have so many doppelgangers, so it doesn't make a lot of sense.

• 6:42Brooke Averick?

  Like you are someone that people spot on the street all the time because it's like you don't blend in. You know, you look, you've got to look in a good way.

• 6:50Connor Wood?

  But also look like everyone and everything.

• 6:52Brooke Averick?

  But look like everything.

• 6:54Connor Wood?

  You know what's been happening to me recently? So I've been kind of, as a guy who's, I've worn a hat for the past five years on the internet. I started, like the thing, my thing was hats. And I got so used to seeing myself with a hat that finally recently I've been kind of exploring my body and my life sans hat. And so I've been soft launching my forehead in a way and I've been posting on my story. And I've been posting pictures and people keep responding, this is AI. People think my forehead is AI.

• 7:23Brooke Averick?

  Interesting. I haven't noticed.

• 7:26Connor Wood?

  Well, you're around me a lot. You know my, you know your way around my forehead.

• 7:29Brooke Averick?

  I know my way around your forehead. Interesting.

• 7:33Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I want to share more, but I'm going to hold, I'm going to hold some more stuff closer to the chest. Until maybe bonus.

• 7:38Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 7:38Connor Wood?

  Cause I have something to share that is interesting.

• 7:40Brooke Averick?

  Do I have to unleash?

• 7:42Connor Wood?

  Okay, so it's another great plug for bonus. If you want to sign up for bonus. So first of all, if you're watching or you're listening with your ears on audio, I would switch over to video. And then if you're already on video, let me take you one more step further. Sign up for bonus at tmgstudios.tv/ BNCMAP.

• 7:57Brooke Averick?

  Good job. Okay, let's watch this video.

• 7:59Connor Wood?

  Let's watch this video. Can we type in on Google really quick?

• 8:03Brooke Averick?

  Can you look up, can you look up?

• 8:05Connor Wood?

  Can we Google, can we please Google it?

• 8:06Brooke Averick?

  Can we look up?

• 8:07Connor Wood?

  Can you just type?

• 8:08Brooke Averick?

  Izzy, can you look up? Can we look that up Izzy? Can you look up?

• 8:11Connor Wood?

  Can we, can we just Google? Can we Google?

• 8:13Brooke Averick?

  Can you actually look up?

• 8:14Connor Wood?

  Can we Google?

• 8:15Brooke Averick?

  Can you look up, can you look up? Can we confirm that? What if we just Googled, can we look up?

• 8:18Connor Wood?

  Can we type in? Can I even Google?

• 8:19Brooke Averick?

  How do you Google?

• 8:20Connor Wood?

  What is the sexiest thing to say?

• 8:22Brooke Averick?

  What's the leading death in the population?

• 8:24Connor Wood?

  I would like to look that one up again.

• 8:25Brooke Averick?

  Brian Gosling doll girlfriend?

• 8:27Connor Wood?

  What Roblox is? Is Chronicles of Narnia the Bible?

• 8:31Brooke Averick?

  Will you Van go to prom with me? Brooke Avrak, New York Post. Why are cigars fat for you? What does Hanukkah mean? Are elves homo sapiens?

• 8:39Connor Wood?

  Ooh!

• 8:40Brooke Averick?

  Can we pull up Timmy Tim? Pull that shit up.

• 8:43Connor Wood?

  Can we type in?

• 8:43Brooke Averick?

  Can you pull that up? Can you Google?

• 8:46Connor Wood?

  Family.

• 8:47Brooke Averick?

  Can you look up, can someone Google what an epidural looks like? Can we look up, what is the ozone layer?

• 8:52Connor Wood?

  Yeah, we did that.

• 8:52Brooke Averick?

  Can we Google?

• 8:53Connor Wood?

  Can you type in, can we Google?

• 8:54Brooke Averick?

  Can you see the hole in the ozone layer? Polly D. with, without hair gel?

• 8:58Connor Wood?

  Brittany denies eating squirrels.

• 9:01Brooke Averick?

  Then can you Google ozone layer Antarctica? Can you Google?

• 9:05Connor Wood?

  Can you Google? Can we pull up?

• 9:06Brooke Averick?

  Can we Google, can we Google, can you shrimp when you're pregnant? Can swallowing hair kill you?

• 9:11Connor Wood?

  Craft, mac and cheese.

• 9:12Brooke Averick?

  Julia Fox's grocery shopping outfit. Can you Google the scene from The Office where Michael has a sip of his water bottle?

• 9:18Speaker 05

  Izzy, can we confirm that curds are just like curdled rotten milk?

• 9:22Brooke Averick?

  Can you look up shifting? Can you Google Fairbanks Disease? Why is Pumpernickel named Pumpernickel? Trisha Paytas' version of Suddenly Seymour? Actors that won't work together?

• 9:32Connor Wood?

  Ant with a fat ass.

• 9:33Brooke Averick?

  Are there sand dollars at the Jersey Shore? Can you Google if they can be girls?

• 9:39Connor Wood?

  What is normal?

• 9:42Brooke Averick?

  Let's Google it.

• 9:44Connor Wood?

  Can we get the definition of normal?

• 9:47Connor Wood?

  Wow, it takes you back, don't it?

• 9:50Brooke Averick?

  You know what's sad? I don't know the answer to any of the questions.

• 9:54Connor Wood?

  Brooke, there was a lot where I was like, ooh, that.

• 9:56Brooke Averick?

  What is Fairbanks Disease?

• 9:58Connor Wood?

  Are elves Homo sapiens?

• 10:00Brooke Averick?

  Was that what I said?

• 10:01Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 10:01Brooke Averick?

  That's an awesome question.

• 10:02Connor Wood?

  That is an awesome questions. Plural.

• 10:06Brooke Averick?

  That is awesome questions.

• 10:07Connor Wood?

  That is awesome questions, y'all.

• 10:09Brooke Averick?

  Wow.

• 10:09Connor Wood?

  Wow.

• 10:10Brooke Averick?

  Thank you and sorry.

• 10:11Connor Wood?

  You know what's funny is this, this is like, this is all led up to, I've told this story on here before. There's one time in college where I asked a question.

• 10:27Connor Wood?

  And then after I asked the question, the TA said, and great time to remind you guys, there are no dumb questions.

• 10:35Brooke Averick?

  I remember that, yeah.

• 10:36Connor Wood?

  And that was after I had asked the question.

• 10:38Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 10:40Connor Wood?

  Which is great, cuz I have taken that advice. And we have, we've, we met by the grace of God here to learn things that people are, a lot of people are too scared to use their platform to ask questions that they should know the answer to. But, a lot of those questions, I'd like to revisit them.

• 10:56Brooke Averick?

  That is so true. I've been thinking about this so much. I don't think we're stupid, and I've said this before. Because when I have conversations with my friends off-camera, like, we're asking the questions that people would think are stupid, but we feel safe asking them with each other, and we're just doing that on-camera because we feel safe.

• 11:15Connor Wood?

  We feel safe.

• 11:16Brooke Averick?

  Whereas not, a lot of people would feel safe asking stupid questions on-camera, which is fair. Which is fair, and that's their right. But we do, for whatever reason. Should we? Probably not.

• 11:27Connor Wood?

  A lot of people say, "These people vote?", question mark. Yeah, bitch.

• 11:34Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, bitch.

• 11:34Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Brooke Averick?

  Yes, bitch. Yeah, hey, bitchy.

• 11:37Connor Wood?

  Hey, bitch, we vote. What would you do in this situation?

• 11:40Brooke Averick?

  But anyway.

• 11:42Connor Wood?

  Yeah, no, I think it's great. And you, your, your, your, your running, your running platform is, "Keep being curious, keep asking questions." I mean, how many people tried to?

• 11:50Brooke Averick?

  What is Fairbanks Disease? Exactly.

• 11:53Connor Wood?

  And we'll look into that.

• 11:54Brooke Averick?

  Surely.

• 11:55Connor Wood?

  Cuz we have the whole day ahead of us. Well, I think, I think we pop these shits.

• 11:58Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 11:58Connor Wood?

  And I think we say cheers to 200, and cheers to 200 more.

• 12:03Brooke Averick?

  Ooh.

• 12:04Connor Wood?

  Unless something bad happens. I, um...

• 12:09Connor Wood?

  Hang on. It says, "Cut along..."

• 12:12Brooke Averick?

  For ease.

• 12:13Connor Wood?

  For ease?

• 12:14Brooke Averick?

  But here's the thing, have we ever made things easy?

• 12:18Connor Wood?

  I haven't.

• 12:19Brooke Averick?

  So then let's just...

• 12:19Connor Wood?

  Make it rain, Trick.

• 12:23Connor Wood?

  Okay, do you rip it?

• 12:27Brooke Averick?

  We broke this last...

• 12:28Connor Wood?

  You broke it.

• 12:29Brooke Averick?

  Was it 100 that we broke it? We, be sweet.

• 12:33Connor Wood?

  I didn't see me do it.

• 12:34Brooke Averick?

  As a collective.

• 12:36Connor Wood?

  Oh, it's actually for ease to use your fingernail.

• 12:41Connor Wood?

  Ready, Brooke?

• 12:42Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 12:43Connor Wood?

  Shake it?

• 12:44Brooke Averick?

  Who said to shake it?

• 12:45Connor Wood?

  Oh, I don't know. I just...

• 12:47Brooke Averick?

  I don't know. Which way does it come out? I think it's double-ended.

• 12:51Connor Wood?

  Ready?

• 12:52Brooke Averick?

  No, honestly, because I'm scared it's gonna shoot into my stomach.

• 12:55Connor Wood?

  Well, hold it out further from you.

• 12:56Brooke Averick?

  That will still shoot into my stomach if it's out further.

• 13:01Connor Wood?

  Well, then you do it.

• 13:02Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 13:02Connor Wood?

  You do it that way, I'll do it this way.

• 13:04Brooke Averick?

  You do it first.

• 13:07Brooke Averick?

  Well.

• 13:09Connor Wood?

  Three, two, one.

• 13:16Connor Wood?

  It was that way.

• 13:17Brooke Averick?

  Which way? Which way? Which way? Which way?

• 13:25Brooke Averick?

  Which way did he do? Which way did he do? Which way did he do? Which way did he do?

• 13:35Brooke Averick?

  Oh, my god. Did that go in your privates?

• 13:42Brooke Averick?

  God, where did that go into?

• 13:49Brooke Averick?

  I'm just a girl and I'm very sick.

• 13:51Connor Wood?

  I'm just a girl now, too.

• 13:59Connor Wood?

  It was the other way.

• 14:00Brooke Averick?

  It's not that we're dumb. It's not that we're dumb.

• 14:04Connor Wood?

  Happy 200.

• 14:06Brooke Averick?

  It's that we're not afraid

• 14:08Connor Wood?

  It's not

• 14:08Brooke Averick?

  to ask questions. Thank you. Yay! Okay, that, this is mislabeled. In the way that it's not labeled at all.

• 14:18Connor Wood?

  It was misleading from start to finish.

• 14:20Brooke Averick?

  What does this label say? Scan the code for video instructions. This is not like a whole event.

• 14:26Connor Wood?

  No, it's this branch, I'm not scanning a QR code.

• 14:29Brooke Averick?

  What is this what?

• 14:30Connor Wood?

  Branch?

• 14:30Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I thought you said branch. Sorry, I thought you said branch.

• 14:34Connor Wood?

  Can we Google what is branch?

• 14:37Brooke Averick?

  Whoa, okay. That was item two. On the docket. Item three. These little books, Izzy, is this... Aww. Izzy made us these books.

• 14:51Connor Wood?

  Oh, Izzy made?

• 14:52Brooke Averick?

  Oh, it's a scrapbook!

• 14:53Connor Wood?

  Is it gonna be a scrapbook?

• 14:55Brooke Averick?

  Izzy!

• 14:55Connor Wood?

  Oh, Isabel.

• 14:57Brooke Averick?

  Can I read it like I would read a story in preschool?

• 15:00Connor Wood?

  Okay, a lot of these features are really, I'm really gross in that first one.

• 15:04Brooke Averick?

  Oh.

• 15:07Connor Wood?

  Here we go. Well, do you want to read it?

• 15:09Brooke Averick?

  Are they the same?

• 15:09Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, they're the same.

• 15:11Brooke Averick?

  Okay. I'm gonna read it like a baby.

• 15:13Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 15:13Brooke Averick?

  Like I'm reading to my baby.

• 15:15Connor Wood?

  Again, this is a great time to be on the YouTube video, by the way.

• 15:18Brooke Averick?

  Okay, the first picture is this really sweet picture of Connor licking the side of my mouth, or maybe my tooth.

• 15:24Connor Wood?

  I also know that that's at the den, so this is like...

• 15:27Brooke Averick?

  This is old. The den has since closed.

• 15:29Connor Wood?

  And rebranded, so it won't be open again.

• 15:31Brooke Averick?

  Wow, yeah. Listen to how much has changed. The den has since clothed, clothed.

• 15:36Connor Wood?

  The den included.

• 15:38Brooke Averick?

  The den included. This is Connor and I at the Obsessed launch, which is also clothed. This is Connor and I on June 8th, I think two years ago.

• 15:47Connor Wood?

  What?

• 15:48Brooke Averick?

  In a Polaroid.

• 15:49Connor Wood?

  Oh, yes.

• 15:51Brooke Averick?

  Oh, no. This is called Six Outta... Is this Six Outta Eight? Okay, it could have been on June 8th, though. We don't know.

• 15:56Connor Wood?

  It could have been any day.

• 15:57Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I like how thick these... Aww, here's us in Vito.

• 16:02Connor Wood?

  In Vito. Ooh, I'm gonna re-watch that video soon.

• 16:05Brooke Averick?

  Uh, this is 100 subscribers and a picture that I had put on Hinge for a little because I thought I looked really good, and then I thought it was weird to have my YouTube plaque in there. So I took it off. But I still think I look good in there. I should ask... I should try and Photoshop the plaque with something else.

• 16:21Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 16:22Brooke Averick?

  Like what?

• 16:23Connor Wood?

  I don't know. What can you think about?

• 16:25Brooke Averick?

  Oh, my god. Here's Connor as, um, Elphaba. Even Wicked Witches Need to Smoke Break XO.

• 16:32Connor Wood?

  God, I'm so disgusting sometimes to look at.

• 16:35Brooke Averick?

  No, I don't want to hear you say that.

• 16:36Connor Wood?

  That looks like I look like I was put together with leftover parts, my whole body.

• 16:40Brooke Averick?

  Well, you're wearing prosthetics.

• 16:43Connor Wood?

  My, like, balls are, like, I can see them.

• 16:46Brooke Averick?

  I cannot see your balls.

• 16:48Connor Wood?

  Look harder.

• 16:49Brooke Averick?

  I'm looking as hard as I can.

• 16:50Connor Wood?

  You don't... You just... You don't have to lie. Just look differently. Look at it differently.

• 16:54Brooke Averick?

  Mmm. I'm looking at it in a different way, and I still don't see your balls.

• 16:58Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 16:58Brooke Averick?

  Um, oh, this is sweet. This is the Polaroid of me kissing Connor on the cheek and Connor's eyes rolling back in his head.

• 17:05Connor Wood?

  Let me see. I didn't get that one.

• 17:06Brooke Averick?

  Oh, you have different Polaroids, I guess.

• 17:08Connor Wood?

  You got a different Polaroid, yeah.

• 17:09Brooke Averick?

  And then here's me as Glinda. Very pretty.

• 17:15Connor Wood?

  Oh, and in this caption Izzy wrote, "I wish I could write something in invisible ink."

• 17:19Brooke Averick?

  I would love to know. Oh, that, there I see your balls.

• 17:22Connor Wood?

  Hmm.

• 17:25Brooke Averick?

  Is that what you wanted to write in invisible ink?

• 17:28Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 17:28Connor Wood?

  For sure.

• 17:30Brooke Averick?

  Why was I wearing, oh, remember when I used to wear glasses? Wow, so many things have changed.

• 17:35Connor Wood?

  A lot of things have changed.

• 17:36Brooke Averick?

  Here's when we got hashtag soaked at the Grammys.

• 17:39Connor Wood?

  That was fun.

• 17:40Brooke Averick?

  I was in a different body there as well. It's fine to be. Um, Connor in a bush. Uh, we were doing merch shoots.

• 17:47Connor Wood?

  We were doing a merch photo shoot.

• 17:50Brooke Averick?

  Aw, here's a collage of a makeup chair hates to see his badass coming.

• 17:53Connor Wood?

  Oh my god, that's funny. Oh, when I did the reindeer makeup, there's, there's no more, I've never.

• 17:59Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I miss sleigh reindeer.

• 18:00Connor Wood?

  Sleigh reindeer.

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• 19:02Brooke Averick?

  What's your favorite look that you've done?

• 19:07Connor Wood?

  Probably Voldemort, honestly, and I really liked the Count.

• 19:10Brooke Averick?

  I loved.

• 19:11Connor Wood?

  The Count and Countess. That was great.

• 19:14Brooke Averick?

  I loved that.

• 19:17Brooke Averick?

  Aw, sunglasses inside, that was sweet.

• 19:20Connor Wood?

  Movement.

• 19:22Brooke Averick?

  When Brooke got her iPad and became an iPad baby. Oh wow, I was

• 19:28Brooke Averick?

  really tiny there. I didn't realize that I had blown up again. That's fine.

• 19:34Connor Wood?

  It's okay to flux.

• 19:36Brooke Averick?

  It is okay to flux.

• 19:37Connor Wood?

  I wish I would stop, but.

• 19:39Brooke Averick?

  Sushi moments before blasting Neo and picking up her bean dip. I loved that.

• 19:43Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 19:44Brooke Averick?

  She had gotten low blood sugar.

• 19:46Connor Wood?

  We all get it.

• 19:48Brooke Averick?

  This is the Connor Ryan Wicked that he insists he's never seen.

• 19:52Connor Wood?

  It's so weird because

• 19:56Connor Wood?

  I don't know, you see it on a play and then you, you like see it in a movie and it's just so different.

• 20:01Brooke Averick?

  Well said.

• 20:01Connor Wood?

  By the way, I have something to say about that too.

• 20:03Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 20:03Connor Wood?

  I want to circle back to that.

• 20:06Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh.

• 20:08Brooke Averick?

  Ah, the start of something really pretty. Um, long, long live Dogjaw, us and Dylan.

• 20:14Connor Wood?

  So, oh my god, there's like something that has moved into my nose and I think it's alive.

• 20:18Brooke Averick?

  Take the nose off.

• 20:20Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 20:21Brooke Averick?

  I want you to be comfortable.

• 20:22Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that's smart. Um, yeah, oh, that was a day, so Dogjaw was that clip that we posted where I was like, Dylan, touch my jaw, and then a bunch of people did it after me, but Brooke was like, please, please, please, don't do that to Dylan Efron. And I go, I'm gonna do it.

• 20:35Brooke Averick?

  I didn't know that was like a trend.

• 20:37Connor Wood?

  It wasn't until I did it.

• 20:39Brooke Averick?

  I didn't know that it had been done before.

• 20:41Connor Wood?

  Yes.

• 20:42Brooke Averick?

  I thought you had made it up.

• 20:44Connor Wood?

  We all borrow things from each other. Um, and then of course.

• 20:48Brooke Averick?

  I don't get a lot of the things that you do.

• 20:50Connor Wood?

  I know, we have very different.

• 20:52Brooke Averick?

  We have.

• 20:53Connor Wood?

  Algos.

• 20:53Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Isn't that interesting?

• 20:56Connor Wood?

  It is.

• 20:57Brooke Averick?

  In the club, we all fam, us and Alana.

• 20:59Connor Wood?

  That was so special.

• 21:00Brooke Averick?

  Aw, the mariachi band. Why are they doing Crop Shop for the mariachi band? I love that shit.

• 21:06Connor Wood?

  What was great about the mariachi band was like, they were so great, Inside Scoop. They, they like stuck around and Izzy had to be like, that's actually like perfect. I'm sure we were like, we'll pay you hourly, and they're like, well, you paid us for an hour, we'll just stick around and keep playing music and I, I saw Izzy being like, nobody, it's like a podcast and we need, actually like, we can't have background music.

• 21:25Connor Wood?

  What was wrong with me that day?

• 21:27Brooke Averick?

  Something severe.

• 21:28Connor Wood?

  Something really-

• 21:29Brooke Averick?

  You had like just gotten off the plane or something or were jet lagged and like sick?

• 21:34Connor Wood?

  Well-

• 21:35Brooke Averick?

  I'm sorry, that was wrong.

• 21:36Connor Wood?

  It's fine, I like that. That noise doesn't bug me at all for some reason, yeah.

• 21:39Brooke Averick?

  Really? That's shocking.

• 21:40Connor Wood?

  I know.

• 21:42Brooke Averick?

  It's like, okay.

• 21:43Connor Wood?

  Oh, the very first B and C A P-

• 21:44Brooke Averick?

  You were sweating, you were sweating a lot.

• 21:45Connor Wood?

  No, I know I was sweating, that's nothing new.

• 21:48Brooke Averick?

  You were just like sick. The very first-

• 21:51Connor Wood?

  Like me wearing athletic gear. Why was I wearing like athleisure to the podcast?

• 21:56Brooke Averick?

  That's not a weird thing to do, is it?

• 21:57Connor Wood?

  I think I've, I think that's the only time I've ever done that.

• 22:02Connor Wood?

  Much to think about.

• 22:03Brooke Averick?

  In 200 episodes, that's the one time you've worn athleisure? There isn't a way.

• 22:09Connor Wood?

  I don't know. Um, and then we had our B and C M A P first live show ever.

• 22:14Brooke Averick?

  That was pretty.

• 22:14Connor Wood?

  That was really special.

• 22:16Brooke Averick?

  That was when I realized I could be on stage, that was really nice. Ew!

• 22:23Brooke Averick?

  Ew!

• 22:28Connor Wood?

  What did, uh, what picture are you saying that to?

• 22:34Brooke Averick?

  Ew, I don't remember that being so ew.

• 22:36Connor Wood?

  Can you flash me?

• 22:37Brooke Averick?

  That says old people.

• 22:38Connor Wood?

  Oh. Yeah, for some reason I'm more taken by the second photo.

• 22:43Connor Wood?

  It's crazy that like, I'm always like, I think I have jowls, and then I see a drawing that someone made of me and I'm like, oh, I definitely, and everybody else sees them too.

• 22:50Brooke Averick?

  I'm really upset by the, me as an old person.

• 22:52Connor Wood?

  I'm upset with someone drawing each of my teeth individually.

• 22:55Brooke Averick?

  I know, I'm not gonna be an attractive old person. You know?

• 22:59Connor Wood?

  Did you, are you looking at me too in that?

• 23:01Brooke Averick?

  You look hotter.

• 23:02Connor Wood?

  Brooke. I look like if I looked at you for too long, then I would get your soul.

• 23:07Brooke Averick?

  No, like you genuinely look like you've kind of got it going on a little. Izzy, look at your brown hair.

• 23:13Speaker 04

  I know, I was going through it.

• 23:14Connor Wood?

  That's so sweet, Isabel.

• 23:15Brooke Averick?

  Oh Izzy, you are too much.

• 23:17Connor Wood?

  That's coming home with me.

• 23:18Brooke Averick?

  I can't wait to put this on my bookshelf. No, I might put it on my other bookshelf in the living room with my wicked grimory. That will be hot.

• 23:27Connor Wood?

  What the hell is, what is this?

• 23:29Speaker 04

  So that is Guess Who, but B and C edition.

• 23:32Connor Wood?

  Oh! Shut up!

• 23:34Speaker 04

  So, you guys can play in bonus.

• 23:36Brooke Averick?

  We'll play in the bonus.

• 23:38Speaker 04

  But, yeah, open it.

• 23:39Brooke Averick?

  That's really-

• 23:39Connor Wood?

  Oh my god!

• 23:40Brooke Averick?

  Wait, let me see, let me see, let me see.

• 23:41Connor Wood?

  It's like actual images, just look at what's, what's in front, because I want to look at them all together, but it's actual like images of people.

• 23:50Connor Wood?

  Oh my gosh.

• 23:52Brooke Averick?

  My, you are whoever lands Izzy is the luckiest man in the world. Whoever birthed you?

• 24:01Connor Wood?

  Give them my condolences.

• 24:02Brooke Averick?

  I'm so jealous.

• 24:03Connor Wood?

  Or compliments.

• 24:05Brooke Averick?

  Wow, hats off to the chef.

• 24:07Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that's what I meant.

• 24:07Brooke Averick?

  Seriously, we love you very dearly.

• 24:10Connor Wood?

  I met Izzy's cousin over the weekend.

• 24:12Brooke Averick?

  Oh yeah, tell us about Izzy's cousin.

• 24:13Connor Wood?

  And like, he came up to me and he looks like a cartoon, like in a good way. Do you know what I mean? He looks like Max Keebler's day off.

• 24:19Brooke Averick?

  Oh, Max Keebler's big move.

• 24:20Connor Wood?

  Big move.

• 24:20Brooke Averick?

  He, Max Keebler's a real person.

• 24:22Connor Wood?

  Who's day off then?

• 24:24Brooke Averick?

  Are you thinking of goof, like did Max goofy son?

• 24:29Connor Wood?

  No, god, no. Keebler. Max Keebler's big move.

• 24:33Brooke Averick?

  Keebler's big move is a real person, I remember, because I had feelings for him.

• 24:37Connor Wood?

  It's Malcolm, who is that?

• 24:39Brooke Averick?

  Are you thinking, I don't.

• 24:41Connor Wood?

  We don't know who Malcolm Keebler is?

• 24:43Brooke Averick?

  No, Max Keebler.

• 24:44Connor Wood?

  Shit.

• 24:45Brooke Averick?

  Big, are you thinking of Max Goes to School by Adra F. Klein?

• 24:49Connor Wood?

  No.

• 24:51Brooke Averick?

  You're thinking of someone's

• 24:54Brooke Averick?

  day off?

• 24:57Connor Wood?

  Ferris Bueller.

• 24:58Brooke Averick?

  Is also a real person, is Matthew Broderick.

• 25:01Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I know.

• 25:01Brooke Averick?

  But he's not a cartoon.

• 25:03Connor Wood?

  No, no, I'm talking about like, her cousin, to circle back on her cousin, looked like a cartoon. I don't know how to explain it.

• 25:10Brooke Averick?

  But Ferris Bueller's also not a cartoon.

• 25:12Connor Wood?

  He looked like a character in a movie, I should say that.

• 25:14Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 25:15Connor Wood?

  You know what I mean, Izzy?

• 25:16Speaker 04

  I do, he's very cartoonish.

• 25:17Connor Wood?

  And anyways, I'm talking to him and he's like, do you know, he called you Isabel. Do you know Isabel? And I was like, no? What the fuck? And I was like, who's this, who's this cartoon guy talking to me about Isabel? I was like, I don't know Isabel. And then he goes, Izzy's last name, and I go, what? Yes, I know her. And I started talking about Izzy to him and he finally was like, okay, like.

• 25:39Brooke Averick?

  I don't know her that well.

• 25:40Connor Wood?

  He was like, okay, she's like my cousin, like I'm not, we're not like. And I was like, okay, well, let me know if you need to know anything else about Izzy.

• 25:47Brooke Averick?

  I feel like I've had so many cousins come up to you in the wild that are just like.

• 25:51Connor Wood?

  God, I know, I thought I had cousins, you guys have cousins. Like, there's like, it's like, it's like a clown car, Brooke. Like, the amount of people that know Brooke, it's like, they're just getting out of the car. They are everywhere, and they're, they're all are tall and short, and then there's one that's quick, and there's one that's slow, and there's one that's kinda slimy, and then there's one that's...

• 26:11Brooke Averick?

  But like, some of them, it's like cousin is a, a reach, you know, and it's like...

• 26:15Connor Wood?

  I don't have anyone like that. I don't have anyone that I call my cousin that isn't my blood.

• 26:18Brooke Averick?

  No, but like, they are blood, but like, fourth once removed, you know? Like, I'll, I've seen them once.

• 26:24Connor Wood?

  That's so crazy.

• 26:25Brooke Averick?

  But they'll be like, "Hey, miss you, just talk to Connor," and it's like, there wasn't a need for that, but thank you.

• 26:30Connor Wood?

  Just talk to Connor. Oh, that's special.

• 26:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 26:33Connor Wood?

  Wait, they have your phone number?

• 26:36Brooke Averick?

  I guess. Or like, DM?

• 26:38Connor Wood?

  Oh, yeah. I've heard of it.

• 26:39Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. Do you know that shit?

• 26:43Connor Wood?

  Yeah. Oh, damn, we got confetti all in the strawberries.

• 26:46Brooke Averick?

  I do want a strawberry.

• 26:47Connor Wood?

  You can have one. That's, that's legal.

• 26:49Brooke Averick?

  I'm too tired, like...

• 26:52Connor Wood?

  Oh, you can do it.

• 26:52Brooke Averick?

  I can do it. Girls can do anything. Oh, I have a present for you.

• 26:57Connor Wood?

  For me?

• 26:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 26:58Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 26:59Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 27:00Connor Wood?

  Yay, sir. Let's go physi-

• 27:04Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 27:04Connor Wood?

  Physiology. Reaching and stuff. My nose.

• 27:11Connor Wood?

  Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

• 27:14Brooke Averick?

  Okay, I wanted to get them for everyone here, but I, I don't have too many. So I'm trying to get more. Um... But I, I do have PDFs for whoever.

• 27:24Connor Wood?

  Oh, my gosh, this.

• 27:25Brooke Averick?

  That helps. But that is like a, that's like a book.

• 27:28Connor Wood?

  Is crazy.

• 27:29Brooke Averick?

  Which is killing me. Like, look through it, there's like, it's like, where there's like, words on the page and shit like that.

• 27:34Connor Wood?

  Oh, my god!

• 27:37Connor Wood?

  Oh, I'm so excited.

• 27:38Brooke Averick?

  Is that not a book?

• 27:39Connor Wood?

  Wow, it's a book.

• 27:42Brooke Averick?

  Here's what I'll say about The Ark, for anybody that has one, if you won the Goodreads, um, contest. It's not, I, I don't, I know I don't need to clarify this, everyone's telling me this, but it's really stressing me out, and I'm losing sleep over it. It's not 100% perfect. There's some paragraphs that I've changed, there's two typos that I'm aware of, and it is stressing me out that people will perceive that, but it is not perfect, yet, but it is a book, and it's almost done, and that is what that is. Thank you.

• 28:14Brooke Averick?

  Knock on book.

• 28:14Connor Wood?

  ASMR of Phoebe Berman's gonna lose.

• 28:18Brooke Averick?

  And the pink is-

• 28:19Connor Wood?

  Oh my god, it totally smells like the book fair.

• 28:21Brooke Averick?

  Smells like a book.

• 28:22Connor Wood?

  Oh my god, it smells like the book fair.

• 28:23Brooke Averick?

  The pink is much more vibrant in real life, which I'm obsessed with.

• 28:27Connor Wood?

  Oh my god, you know what, it's so weird, like, I didn't want to say this out loud, because it was like so, such like a not- Not, not time or place as it is, but I do want to eat one of the pages, like, I kinda like- You know what I mean, like, it, it, like, it's- That smell's making me want to eat the pa- a page.

• 28:40Brooke Averick?

  You can maybe eat, there's a blank page at the end where the acknowledgements are gonna go.

• 28:43Connor Wood?

  Should I eat the page in the bonus?

• 28:45Brooke Averick?

  Not, maybe not, let's think about it, let's spend some time thinking about it.

• 28:50Brooke Averick?

  And then if you've thought about it for a little and still want to eat-

• 28:52Connor Wood?

  Maybe I eat a little bit of it. Maybe eat a little bit of the page.

• 28:55Brooke Averick?

  I mean, you can eat paper, we've spoken about this.

• 28:57Connor Wood?

  I know.

• 28:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I know.

• 28:59Connor Wood?

  That's one of those things that we don't have to re-look up, I remember.

• 29:01Brooke Averick?

  You want to eat a page of Phoebe Berman's gonna lose it on camera?

• 29:03Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 29:04Brooke Averick?

  Okay, who, hey, what do I care?

• 29:06Connor Wood?

  This too shall pass.

• 29:07Brooke Averick?

  Agreed, I want a tattoo that says, "Borrow the moonlight." That make sense?

• 29:13Connor Wood?

  Um...

• 29:15Connor Wood?

  Walk me through that, walk me through that.

• 29:17Brooke Averick?

  Well,

• 29:19Brooke Averick?

  it's a lyric in As Long As You're Mine. But I didn't realize it was a lyric until I was listening to the stripped acoustic version of just Jonathan Bailey's part.

• 29:28Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 29:29Brooke Averick?

  And I thought the lyric this whole time was, "Ooh, the moonlight." But I love "borrow the moonlight," and so I want to get-

• 29:35Connor Wood?

  But what is it, it doesn't mean, what does it mean?

• 29:37Brooke Averick?

  It's just like, we're gonna, like, take from the night for our, like, moment, you know? Like, let's seize the moment, kind of.

• 29:46Connor Wood?

  I get like the vibe.

• 29:46Brooke Averick?

  Let's seize the moment.

• 29:48Connor Wood?

  Steal the moonlight.

• 29:48Brooke Averick?

  Kind of, I think. Yeah.

• 29:53Connor Wood?

  I'm like trying-

• 29:54Brooke Averick?

  Just for this moment.

• 29:55Connor Wood?

  Steal the moonlight. Let's steal the moonlight.

• 29:58Brooke Averick?

  I'm not gonna get it, because like, I know that, that's not-

• 30:02Brooke Averick?

  Like, great. But I do want it.

• 30:04Connor Wood?

  That's fine, I have right place, right time, and essentially like a Disney font for some reason, so... Don't worry about it, at least it's just for-

• 30:10Brooke Averick?

  No you don't.

• 30:11Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I do, it's on my feet.

• 30:13Brooke Averick?

  Right. Forgot about that.

• 30:17Connor Wood?

  Oh my god, it's been, so it's been 200 episodes of us sitting here in the Kelly Clarkson's. The fact that we, and every now and then we have a, we have a heavier lift of days that we don't have, like, we push, we really push ourselves to get to, because we don't necessarily cover topics.

• 30:36Connor Wood?

  Really in any way, shape or form. So there's not, there's not really any guidelines to take us, no one's holding our hand and getting us to the finish line of each episode. The way that we do that is actually pretty mind blowing.

• 30:48Brooke Averick?

  It's like writing a book.

• 30:50Connor Wood?

  Yeah, it is. Well, I wouldn't know.

• 30:53Brooke Averick?

  It's just like getting from point A to point Z.

• 30:56Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 30:57Brooke Averick?

  In different ways.

• 30:59Connor Wood?

  I know, but it's just so crazy that we do that.

• 31:02Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 31:03Connor Wood?

  Stealing from the moonlight in a way.

• 31:04Brooke Averick?

  Borrowing from the moonlight.

• 31:05Connor Wood?

  Borrowing.

• 31:05Brooke Averick?

  That's, yeah, that's really pretty, isn't it?

• 31:07Connor Wood?

  Borrowing from the moonlight. I'm trying to like, think of any way to even respond to that. Because there's no reason to borrow for it. It's free for everyone.

• 31:15Brooke Averick?

  Well, usually people are asleep at night. So I feel like they're having this like, very, like.

• 31:21Connor Wood?

  We're up late? We're being bad?

• 31:22Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, we're being bad moment.

• 31:24Connor Wood?

  Let's be bad, let's go out at night.

• 31:25Brooke Averick?

  She's being wicked.

• 31:27Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 31:27Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 31:28Connor Wood?

  Well, is that in the Wicked movie?

• 31:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I remember at the end, she's like, I, for the first time, I feel wicked.

• 31:36Brooke Averick?

  Anyway, it doesn't matter. It's just something that, it's just a new line for me from one of my favorite songs that I've been listening to for 10 plus years. So it's really exciting that you can always find new things.

• 31:45Connor Wood?

  You're not looking at things, you're not lying, you're just looking at things differently.

• 31:48Brooke Averick?

  Exactly.

• 31:49Connor Wood?

  Um, I have some shit I need to.

• 31:51Brooke Averick?

  I would talk about heated rivalry all day if I could, my gay hockey show.

• 31:56Connor Wood?

  I don't know enough about heated rivalry. Why do I say it like I just learned English?

• 32:00Brooke Averick?

  Connor, it's so awesome.

• 32:02Connor Wood?

  Hot rivalry. Um, is it awesome?

• 32:04Brooke Averick?

  It is completely fabulous.

• 32:07Connor Wood?

  That's great.

• 32:07Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 32:08Connor Wood?

  I've seen a lot of fanfare.

• 32:09Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, and now I'm reading the book.

• 32:11Connor Wood?

  How come?

• 32:12Brooke Averick?

  Like, have you ever thought for one second how dumb it is that I haven't been reading gay hockey romance this whole time?

• 32:17Connor Wood?

  It does make sense for you. I, I wanna.

• 32:20Brooke Averick?

  What a, I've been wasting my life until this point.

• 32:23Connor Wood?

  I wanna know how they found these two young men that I've never heard of before and now they're like, A-list.

• 32:29Brooke Averick?

  They were at High Tops West Hollywood last night. Which is my local gay bar. And I missed them.

• 32:35Connor Wood?

  That's where you need to be out at night.

• 32:36Brooke Averick?

  It's actually fun watching them. It's fun watching them explode on Instagram because they're growing at the exact same rate. Like, they both have the exact same amount of followers at any given time. Because they're being followed like as a unit, which is really beautiful. It's like not one is like the star over the other. They're both fabulous.

• 32:54Connor Wood?

  Jealous.

• 32:56Connor Wood?

  I just didn't know who they were at all until, that's, must be such a cool.

• 32:59Brooke Averick?

  Hollander. That's my new.

• 33:00Connor Wood?

  Hollander?

• 33:01Brooke Averick?

  That's my new take. Hollander.

• 33:03Connor Wood?

  Holdenur?

• 33:04Brooke Averick?

  Hollander. I'm sick too. It's, I'm saying Hollander in a Russian accent.

• 33:09Connor Wood?

  Oh, it's an accent?

• 33:10Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's kind of what they say to each other during sex. So he says Hollander, which is his last name. And then.

• 33:17Connor Wood?

  Hollander.

• 33:17Brooke Averick?

  Hollander says fuck off.

• 33:19Connor Wood?

  Oh, that's special. Yeah, they're definitely borrowing from the moonlight in the bedroom.

• 33:23Brooke Averick?

  I love them so much.

• 33:25Connor Wood?

  That's so great.

• 33:25Brooke Averick?

  Thank you. I've seen the first two episodes four times each. And the third one is actually about two different characters. Who I don't care for as much because it's very like insta-love. Like, one of them walks into a smoothie shop and is like, "I have to have you. Please make my smoothies every day." Which is less like enemies to lovers, which is what Shayna and Ilya are, which I really prefer. They're so goofy and silly. And it's just really amazing because most gay things are like very sad and end with like someone dying usually. But this is just like fun gay shit.

• 33:57Connor Wood?

  How fun?

• 33:57Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 33:58Connor Wood?

  How gay?

• 33:58Brooke Averick?

  How fun and gay.

• 34:01Connor Wood?

  Good for them. They seem like they're really living it up.

• 34:02Brooke Averick?

  They're having a blast.

• 34:05Connor Wood?

  Oh, how great.

• 34:05Brooke Averick?

  I love these boys.

• 34:07Connor Wood?

  Were they in stuff before this?

• 34:09Brooke Averick?

  Yes, but not anything that we would know.

• 34:13Brooke Averick?

  I think Connor Story, the one who plays Ilya, him not being Russian, for example, is the most insane thing in the world. Because his Russian accent is like a part of his DNA to me. But he's not Russian. He was in something for sure. He was in Joker.

• 34:29Connor Wood?

  The actual?

• 34:29Brooke Averick?

  Call of Duty.

• 34:30Connor Wood?

  Oh, that was like.

• 34:30Brooke Averick?

  That's when I went to the gay viewing.

• 34:33Connor Wood?

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:34Brooke Averick?

  I don't remember him in that.

• 34:35Connor Wood?

  I think that that was like really bad, right? The movie?

• 34:38Brooke Averick?

  Pretty, yeah. But I didn't say that at the time because I was just honored to be there.

• 34:42Connor Wood?

  Right.

• 34:43Brooke Averick?

  Really horrible. Thank you.

• 34:46Connor Wood?

  Well, I'm sure he'll be in a lot more stuff now. What a fun, what a fun.

• 34:50Brooke Averick?

  Hudson. Hudson is my, is my number one.

• 34:53Connor Wood?

  What a fun ride that must be to be like, all right, I'm in this thing. You go. For you to be like, they're growing at a rate that you're able to actually see them growing on Instagram. That's so cool.

• 35:02Brooke Averick?

  They're, I mean, they are just like young and fun and hot and doing the damn thing.

• 35:07Connor Wood?

  Oh, oh, this young man was in a show called Chad GPT. I'm sure that's really good.

• 35:13Brooke Averick?

  Wait, I'm craving watching Chad GPT.

• 35:16Connor Wood?

  Let's click on Chad GPT. Um, let's, after ordering the world's first AI-powered humanoid chatbot, Mike's life gets turned upside down.

• 35:29Connor Wood?

  Sounds good.

• 35:30Brooke Averick?

  He's adorable. And you know what? I'm making the conscious decision not to look up how old the two of them are. Because it only hurts. It only hurts.

• 35:38Connor Wood?

  Yeah, no, that, that sucks. Oh, you're talking in that way.

• 35:41Brooke Averick?

  No, I'm talking about like, just like there are so many people that are younger than me.

• 35:45Connor Wood?

  No, it makes, it's actually getting to the point when, when people are like, these 32-year-olds are playing high schoolers. I'm like, good. At least they're like

• 35:53Brooke Averick?

  At least.

• 35:53Connor Wood?

  old, you know, I don't, I don't want to see like some really talented 21-year-old actor.

• 35:58Brooke Averick?

  These boys are my freaking family. Hollander.

• 36:03Connor Wood?

  Hollander.

• 36:04Brooke Averick?

  Hollander, fuck off. I love that shit.

• 36:07Connor Wood?

  Oh, that's so you.

• 36:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 36:10Connor Wood?

  We should do that to each other here. You can be Hollander, I'll be fuck off.

• 36:13Brooke Averick?

  Okay, that could be hot.

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• 37:15Speaker 01

  Ugh, I hate Mondays.

• 37:16Connor Wood?

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite?

• 37:18Speaker 01

  Uh, Taylor Hansen? Sure, I'll try one. Mmm.

• 37:24Speaker 01

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• 37:30Brooke Averick?

  Taylor Hansen? Nice.

• 37:32Connor Wood?

  Try one.

• 37:33Brooke Averick?

  Mmm.

• 37:37Brooke Averick?

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites. There's nothing like it.

• 37:45Brooke Averick?

  I think you should watch it just to like kind of be where I am. Oh my God, I'm so excited. Next week, they're like having like these girlfriends.

• 37:53Connor Wood?

  I wish you would've told me that.

• 37:54Brooke Averick?

  And they're gonna be so jealous of each other.

• 37:55Connor Wood?

  This is one of those things where like, this is one of those typical shits that everyone starts watching and I didn't even know it came out. And now I'm how many episodes behind?

• 38:03Brooke Averick?

  Just three.

• 38:04Connor Wood?

  Now I'm three episodes behind. How long are the episodes?

• 38:06Brooke Averick?

  Like 40. You will be so fine.

• 38:10Brooke Averick?

  If I've watched them each 8,000 times.

• 38:12Connor Wood?

  Hollander. Fuck off.

• 38:16Connor Wood?

  Well, I just got big pass out vibes.

• 38:18Brooke Averick?

  Really?

• 38:18Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 38:20Brooke Averick?

  Sorry. I'm sick.

• 38:22Connor Wood?

  No, it doesn't bother me.

• 38:27Connor Wood?

  Maybe I should be Hollander.

• 38:29Brooke Averick?

  Fuck off. Ah, I love, I love them. They're so gorgeous. Inside and out.

• 38:37Connor Wood?

  My daughter.

• 38:38Brooke Averick?

  What?

• 38:39Connor Wood?

  I just read Hudson Williams is known for Tracker, Nobody Dumps My Daughter, and Allegiance, and ChatGPT.

• 38:44Brooke Averick?

  Just, okay. Well, you, Izzy, would you mind looking up how old is Hudson Williams? 23, do you think?

• 38:51Connor Wood?

  25. 24?

• 38:52Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 38:53Connor Wood?

  Oh, wow.

• 38:53Brooke Averick?

  How about Connor Story?

• 38:54Connor Wood?

  Born in 2001, by the way. That's awesome.

• 38:56Brooke Averick?

  That's fabulous. My thing is like.

• 38:57Connor Wood?

  He like was a big.

• 38:59Brooke Averick?

  He's 25.

• 39:00Connor Wood?

  9/11.

• 39:00Brooke Averick?

  And Connor Story is, my thing I've decided with dating is that, mm.

• 39:09Connor Wood?

  Bonus.

• 39:09Brooke Averick?

  If I, okay, yeah. No, if I have a, not dating, having crushes. Cause I don't think I would really like date anyone under 27 unless it was extenuating circumstances. But I can have a crush on someone as long as they were alive during nine 11.

• 39:22Connor Wood?

  The nine 11 cutoff is pretty key.

• 39:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, I feel like that's fine.

• 39:27Connor Wood?

  But the thing is like, being born after nine 11, they're like, yeah, I heard of it.

• 39:31Brooke Averick?

  That's history to them. That's ancient history.

• 39:33Connor Wood?

  No, it's like, yeah, that, I guess that happened. I'm trying to think of something that like, we missed that like, is like, like that, like, I'm trying to think of who's like older than us, like, like no one's older than us.

• 39:47Brooke Averick?

  No one here.

• 39:48Connor Wood?

  My parents, like I'm, no, but someone like in between, like an older millennial, I want to know like what their thing is that they're like, oh, you don't, you weren't around for, I guess we were like around, we weren't around for like,

• 40:01Connor Wood?

  Vietnam, like, I don't even know what else, what else big things happened.

• 40:07Brooke Averick?

  Like Kennedy assassination was a big one, Martin Luther King, civil rights movement.

• 40:11Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but like,

• 40:15Connor Wood?

  nine 11 was like, they flew two planes into the,

• 40:19Brooke Averick?

  nine 11 was a big one.

• 40:21Connor Wood?

  That's like crazy. I think that that started happening during us, like during, like right at the beginning of us, where like terrorism, I guess terrorism was like Loki always. Nah, let's not talk about terrorism today.

• 40:37Brooke Averick?

  Today.

• 40:38Connor Wood?

  Let's talk about movies again.

• 40:39Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 40:40Connor Wood?

  Let's talk about gay hockey. I don't want to do terrorism right now.

• 40:42Brooke Averick?

  I love gay hockey. Also, guess what? I know shit about hockey now. There's three periods per game. They're each 20 minutes.

• 40:51Connor Wood?

  Wow.

• 40:53Brooke Averick?

  And the leagues are divided by like geography.

• 40:57Connor Wood?

  Yeah, most leagues are.

• 40:59Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 41:01Connor Wood?

  That's like normal.

• 41:02Brooke Averick?

  I didn't, well, I didn't know that.

• 41:05Connor Wood?

  Like a conference, like a league would be.

• 41:07Brooke Averick?

  No, I'm sorry. I mean, like, Canada can be in the same league as like the US. Cause it's like, like north, the north is together.

• 41:14Connor Wood?

  Right, well.

• 41:15Brooke Averick?

  But that's not the case with like football. We don't have any Canadian teams in the NFL, do we?

• 41:19Connor Wood?

  I don't actually know, but I know that like, when I was in Toronto for,

• 41:22Brooke Averick?

  Because obviously, you know, um, Hollander is in the, on the Canadian team. And Elliott plays for Boston. But they're in the same league. Cause they're heated rivals.

• 41:35Connor Wood?

  Well, the Toronto Blue Jays are a baseball team and we played Toronto. Toronto Blue Jays are such an American team to me that when we went there, I was like, oh my God, how cool that they get to go overseas. Toronto is closer to the United States than like, we are right now. And

• 41:51Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 41:52Connor Wood?

  They were playing and it's like a team, but I didn't like connect those dots. Anytime we go leave the United States, I'm like, I need to be speaking Italian, straight up. I'll be in Mexico or Canada and I'll be like, oh, oh, ciao. And they're like, we're in Seattle, basically.

• 42:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 42:08Connor Wood?

  Do you have that?

• 42:09Brooke Averick?

  I don't think so.

• 42:11Connor Wood?

  I think it's cause like, I don't want any, I want, I want, anywhere I go, I want people to think that I live there too.

• 42:18Connor Wood?

  Hello?

• 42:19Brooke Averick?

  Where, yeah. Wherever you are, you take yourself with you. Sorry. I think my NyQuil just hit in like a, like

• 42:24Connor Wood?

  You should have given me some. We should have been both

• 42:26Brooke Averick?

  Massive way.

• 42:26Connor Wood?

  Tripping huge sack.

• 42:27Brooke Averick?

  In my NyQuil, I mean DayQuil.

• 42:29Connor Wood?

  Oh, DayQuil won't hit you like that, girl.

• 42:31Brooke Averick?

  I think it will.

• 42:32Connor Wood?

  No.

• 42:33Brooke Averick?

  Jen.

• 42:33Connor Wood?

  What are you peeling?

• 42:34Brooke Averick?

  Some of the graffiti that I shot into my system.

• 42:38Connor Wood?

  Mine is gonna be, I'm gonna be dealing with this for days.

• 42:44Brooke Averick?

  Hollander.

• 42:45Connor Wood?

  Fuck off. I wanna be, I wanna be Hollander.

• 42:48Brooke Averick?

  Okay, be Hollander then. It's just a vocal tic. You can say it whenever you want.

• 42:52Connor Wood?

  Okay.

• 42:53Brooke Averick?

  Talking about Hollander?

• 42:55Connor Wood?

  Fuck off. Um, wait, I have so many stuff to say.

• 42:58Brooke Averick?

  Okay.

• 43:00Connor Wood?

  Um, so I flew in last night.

• 43:03Brooke Averick?

  Yay.

• 43:04Connor Wood?

  Yeah. I actually have like important stuff to talk to you about.

• 43:08Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I'd love to hear.

• 43:09Connor Wood?

  It's not like interesting or anything?

• 43:11Brooke Averick?

  Okay. It doesn't need to be.

• 43:13Connor Wood?

  No, it never, what, is it ever?

• 43:15Brooke Averick?

  Hmm, rarely.

• 43:17Connor Wood?

  Um, so I'm on the plane, right? And I'm, so I'm on, first of all, I'm on the plane.

• 43:25Connor Wood?

  Um, I'm trying to find a movie because it was like so movie vibes last night. I'm having a glass of wine.

• 43:31Brooke Averick?

  Were you in first class Connor?

• 43:32Connor Wood?

  Yes!

• 43:33Brooke Averick?

  Wow!

• 43:34Connor Wood?

  Because of extenuating circumstances, a third party, a third party paid for my upgrade.

• 43:39Brooke Averick?

  Wow, big shot.

• 43:40Connor Wood?

  Yeah, and it was like, really cool. I never do that. You know, I never do that. I'd rather-

• 43:44Brooke Averick?

  What airline?

• 43:45Connor Wood?

  JetBlue.

• 43:45Brooke Averick?

  Holy shit, you were in mint?

• 43:47Connor Wood?

  I was, my shiny teeth and me were in-

• 43:50Brooke Averick?

  That would be my dream collaboration.

• 43:52Connor Wood?

  Well, you know what? It didn't really help because like-

• 43:54Brooke Averick?

  I love mint. I love laying down. That's what's at the core of it.

• 43:57Connor Wood?

  This, this dude next to me went to sleep right away and all I could think about was like, "When was the last time I peed? I'm gonna have to pee. I'm gonna have to have to step over him." I'm like, didn't want to drink any water even though I was so thirsty because I was like, then that's just gonna make me have to pee sooner. And then I was like, but I really want the wine vibe and like to be like cozy and stuff. And then I couldn't figure out my air thing, so I was just like sitting there actually dripping sweat. My bladder's about to explode. I'm like, maybe I should just go to sleep. And then my legs kept both falling asleep. It was just like really stressful. I'm gonna sit in the back next time. But I was trying to watch a movie and then get this, didn't know that there was a remote for the TV. So I'm laying flatbed with my feet out in front of me, trying to scroll on the TV. My legs are shaking and the guy in front of me kept turning because I think I was pushing so hard on the screen that it was like moving his head.

• 44:40Brooke Averick?

  Not everyone's made for JetBlue Mint.

• 44:42Connor Wood?

  I'm not, and that's okay. And it was like too short of a flight for me to actually go to sleep. It's like five and a half hours.

• 44:49Brooke Averick?

  That's not too short, baby.

• 44:51Connor Wood?

  Well, when you're stressing out about your, like, am I, why am I too hot? I kinda have to pee. Should I step over him? But what if he wakes up and I'm like mounting him? He's like laying flat and I'm like, I'm like in the hockey match with these boys.

• 45:06Brooke Averick?

  It's much harder to pee in the window in mint.

• 45:07Connor Wood?

  Oh, it's really hard. I was like, can I leap? Can I make the leap if I jump? Anyway, so I started watching a movie, I started looking for a movie. Every movie right now on planes is like holiday themed and it's like newer ones, like new releases, holiday themed. We talk all the time about how hard rom-coms have been hit as of late because they're like 3D printing these scripts or it must be AI or something and then they're picking these like actors and they might like, they're like just, I don't even know how to explain it, how upset I am about the current state of rom-coms, but like, you know who else really got hit hard?

• 45:42Brooke Averick?

  Who?

• 45:43Connor Wood?

  Christmas movies, holiday movies.

• 45:45Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 45:47Connor Wood?

  And they are, they are-

• 45:53Connor Wood?

  A little bit supposed to be a little kitschy, you know, the Hallmark movies.

• 45:55Brooke Averick?

  Right.

• 45:56Connor Wood?

  But not like Four Christmases. What happened to Four Christmases? Bring it up, like.

• 46:00Brooke Averick?

  It's because they're also like rom-coms too.

• 46:03Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 46:03Brooke Averick?

  So it's just like the whole kit and caboodle.

• 46:05Connor Wood?

  But like.

• 46:06Brooke Averick?

  Imagine how much worse it's gonna be now with all this movie monopoly shit.

• 46:10Connor Wood?

  No, but like I would even take like a Jason, um, Sudeikis.

• 46:16Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, we all would.

• 46:16Connor Wood?

  Jennifer Aniston.

• 46:17Brooke Averick?

  We all would take that.

• 46:18Connor Wood?

  Yeah, not even rom-com, just like, or like a family vacation, or like Christmas at the Cranks.

• 46:22Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 46:23Connor Wood?

  Bring back like the holiday falling apart and then they end up realizing it's just all about family instead.

• 46:28Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 46:28Connor Wood?

  Like you don't have to reinvent the wheel. This is one thing where I'm saying, don't reinvent the wheel. Could if you want to. God knows we could use it.

• 46:36Brooke Averick?

  I'm just like confused how we had such a like

• 46:41Brooke Averick?

  understanding and mastery of the rom-com and was just everyone all at once lost it.

• 46:47Connor Wood?

  No, it genuinely.

• 46:48Brooke Averick?

  Like there has to be one person who still works in the industry that knows how to do what used to be done.

• 46:52Connor Wood?

  Judd Apatow.

• 46:54Brooke Averick?

  Has he done it recently?

• 46:55Connor Wood?

  No, he's probably like, I'll wait until they, the people really need me. Judd, the people really need you.

• 47:01Brooke Averick?

  Please, Judd.

• 47:02Connor Wood?

  We really need a rom-com.

• 47:03Brooke Averick?

  What's the last thing Judd did?

• 47:06Connor Wood?

  I think he's working on something now. It was his birthday. Happy birthday, Judd.

• 47:08Brooke Averick?

  Happy birthday.

• 47:09Connor Wood?

  You deserve the world. Recent feat, the king of Staten Island.

• 47:13Brooke Averick?

  I don't remember that too, too well.

• 47:15Connor Wood?

  It was Pete Davidson and I heard it was not great.

• 47:17Brooke Averick?

  I did see it. Okay. Well, come back, Judd. Please, we need you, baby.

• 47:21Connor Wood?

  We need you.

• 47:23Brooke Averick?

  Anyway.

• 47:25Connor Wood?

  Um, but Christmas movies themselves, like I, I love a Christmas movie rom-com, but there are a ton that are just like, it's like family, is the daughter gonna make it home? Okay. She brought home like, um, a boyfriend from her study abroad trip. Like she made it home from Spain, but she's got a Spain, a good boyfriend from Spain. Uh-oh.

• 47:40Brooke Averick?

  You know what was like that recently that wasn't like good, but it was good?

• 47:43Connor Wood?

  Huh.

• 47:45Brooke Averick?

  The holiday with Emma Roberts, but that was like 2020.

• 47:49Connor Wood?

  Every now and then we find our spark and then so quickly as far, as soon as we found it, we've, we've lost it as well. Oh, I see. Like this doesn't, that doesn't look like a poster that would like.

• 47:58Brooke Averick?

  It, well, I don't remember it being good, but I remember it giving me the feeling. Does that make sense?

• 48:03Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 48:03Brooke Averick?

  I would, I don't need you to wipe your nose with your finger.

• 48:05Connor Wood?

  No, it's like, cause it's like made out of something like sponger kind of material.

• 48:08Brooke Averick?

  Stop putting it on.

• 48:09Connor Wood?

  That's perfect. Cause it hits like what I was, what's itchy? Cause it kind of goes into all the crap.

• 48:15Connor Wood?

  Fuck off.

• 48:16Brooke Averick?

  Under.

• 48:17Connor Wood?

  Oh my God. No.

• 48:21Connor Wood?

  Like, what are you doing to me nose?

• 48:25Connor Wood?

  Now, there's also... Fuck! I had such a good thing to say! Come on!

• 48:34Connor Wood?

  What is his name? What's your name?

• 48:40Brooke Averick?

  You want to talk about something else?

• 48:41Connor Wood?

  No, no, no. I have something else I need to say. God, why do I keep bringing into a Russian accent?

• 48:46Brooke Averick?

  Because of Hollander.

• 48:47Connor Wood?

  Hollander. Um... Okay. Um, one thing I have to say that's like, I think, pretty important that I don't totally understand, so maybe this is like the learning moment of the day?

• 48:58Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 48:59Connor Wood?

  The merger that's happening with like Warner Brothers and Netflix? Like Netflix bought Warner Brothers, which includes HBO.

• 49:05Brooke Averick?

  I don't think it went through all the way yet. I think it's still in the works.

• 49:09Connor Wood?

  Here's the thing, I hear something like that and I go, "Uh-oh, that's bad." And if someone goes, "Why?", I go, "Well..."

• 49:14Brooke Averick?

  I actually know the answer.

• 49:15Connor Wood?

  Well, I just want to say really quickly,

• 49:19Connor Wood?

  there's this thing that I kind of build my life around. It's called the Caleb Hieron Litmus Test.

• 49:25Brooke Averick?

  Connor, I feel the same exact way.

• 49:29Connor Wood?

  And it's like, anytime I'm like, "This, I don't know if this is good or bad." I just checked Caleb Hieron's Instagram stories and he go, he says it's, he says it's bad?

• 49:38Brooke Averick?

  Then it is.

• 49:39Connor Wood?

  Probably bad. He says it's good?

• 49:39Brooke Averick?

  Period.

• 49:40Connor Wood?

  It's great for everybody, probably.

• 49:42Brooke Averick?

  I literally, this is why, this is what they mean by "trust the experts." To me, I believe in trusting the experts. I believe that most people probably know more than me. And by "most," I mean "all." And especially Caleb, I think he's like one of the smartest people that I've ever met. And so, "trust the experts."

• 50:00Connor Wood?

  And by the way, that's a free...

• 50:02Brooke Averick?

  Inform yourself, of course, sure. But when you're like, "I don't really know, I don't..." Then let's ask Caleb.

• 50:07Connor Wood?

  I think also, it's a free resource for everybody. Everyone can use the Caleb Hieron Litmus Test. It's usually on his story about every day. He's so good. So, I think, yeah, trust the expert. Ask the experts.

• 50:20Brooke Averick?

  I really care for the guy.

• 50:21Connor Wood?

  Oh, and me too!

• 50:23Brooke Averick?

  Anyway, moral of the story with the Netflix thing is that monopolies are bad. Which like, I also thought there were laws against that, so I'm not sure how this is even possible.

• 50:31Connor Wood?

  I don't...

• 50:31Brooke Averick?

  Is Trumpy?

• 50:34Connor Wood?

  I'm sure it has something to do with that. There was like a larger thing at play too where it was like, there's something, there's something to do with AI and data, but like everything has to do with, I got a, I got a bagel this morning and I'm sure that AI and data had something to do with my bagel. But I think that there's something to do with like these, these larger, like there's a holding companies for all of these entertainment companies and they're like, these like scary, big, evil, like Wizard of Oz type people where you don't, you don't know their name at all, but they low key own like all the entire United States. And they now keep acquiring, they have like sub companies who acquire other companies and that, that ends up like all funneling up to this like big data company that like owns everything. And so apparently now

• 51:17Connor Wood?

  they're in talks as well for like the, to buy the majority of the TikTok sale. Which would mean that they can tailor your algorithm to serve you content that like fits your needs, I guess, but I can't remember what the evil part was.

• 51:33Brooke Averick?

  I just think like also like the quality of things is gonna like really

• 51:37Connor Wood?

  Oh, the quality of things is, is gone.

• 51:39Brooke Averick?

  Is, yeah, just like creative freedom and and everything like that. It's going to be horrible. I love it.

• 51:45Connor Wood?

  Yeah, I think it was Ted Sarandos that said like, my son watched some insane like IMAX level movie on his phone and he loved it.

• 51:54Connor Wood?

  And that's kind of deeply upsetting because after seeing Wicked in the movie theater, like I can't imagine watching that on my phone. Also, I can't imagine not having access to my phone and watching a 90 minute movie. Not gonna happen champ. I'm gonna have to get a second phone.

• 52:06Brooke Averick?

  And the movies that are in theaters are gonna be there for like three days so that they can get to streaming faster.

• 52:12Connor Wood?

  That's what it was.

• 52:13Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 52:14Connor Wood?

  Someone else tweeted like, and it's this thing where it's like now that you're telling me that you're not gonna put the movies in theaters now I wanna go. I haven't been to the movies in years, but like, it was a really fun experience.

• 52:23Brooke Averick?

  It is really fun.

• 52:25Connor Wood?

  Oh, and there's like a nostalgia thing about going to the movies and smelling the popcorn.

• 52:30Brooke Averick?

  Of course.

• 52:31Connor Wood?

  And then seeing the guy smoking crack in the bathroom.

• 52:35Brooke Averick?

  There's just nothing good about it.

• 52:38Connor Wood?

  The other thing that I was gonna say earlier when I was talking about Christmas movies, you know how like, do you know how that, do you know that feeling of when it's randomly December 10th for some reason? And it doesn't feel like Christmas at all. And then I was thinking about like, it hasn't felt like Christmas in December in like 10 years.

• 52:57Brooke Averick?

  What about New York?

• 52:58Connor Wood?

  Yeah, but it doesn't feel like December 10th. Like it's, it's in two weeks.

• 53:03Brooke Averick?

  It doesn't feel like Christmas is approaching?

• 53:05Connor Wood?

  No. And it is cool because like they do, they're like, they make you very aware because like everyone's decorating their stoop and they put, they make all the little parks. They put Christmas trees up and stuff and it's cold, but it's not snowing.

• 53:20Connor Wood?

  I feel like, and it's 80 degrees in LA right now. I just came in here and like I went out this morning and my Uggs.

• 53:24Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. I mean, it doesn't feel like Christmas here. That's for darn true.

• 53:27Connor Wood?

  No, and my Uggs, like I might have to throw them away. I sweat so much and then they're soaked.

• 53:30Brooke Averick?

  Fugs or real Uggs?

• 53:31Connor Wood?

  They're fugs, of course. I'm not, unless Uggs reach out, reaches out and you'll know if they reach out because I'll be wearing Uggs. I'm not gonna buy Uggs. I'm buying my fugs. I like my fugs.

• 53:42Brooke Averick?

  I know. It's fine to be fuglessa.

• 53:46Connor Wood?

  I'm fuglessy.

• 53:47Brooke Averick?

  It's fine to be.

• 53:48Connor Wood?

  I'm spicy fuglessy. Fuck off. Do you know what you're doing for Christmas yet? What are you gonna do with the cats?

• 53:53Brooke Averick?

  I don't know.

• 53:55Connor Wood?

  Again, I want to remind you, it's in two weeks and you'll probably leave before that. So you probably have one week to figure that out.

• 54:00Brooke Averick?

  No, I'm not leaving for two weeks.

• 54:02Connor Wood?

  No, it's, Christmas is in two weeks.

• 54:04Brooke Averick?

  I know, but I'm not, I'm Jewish, so I don't need to be home for Christmas on the day.

• 54:08Connor Wood?

  Every, every time you tell me you're Jewish near Christmas and I'm like, huh, but I know you're Jewish.

• 54:12Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. So I'm going home a little bit later. Um, I have a few people in the running for the cats. I'm very worried about Jonathan, who just like, if the door's open, he will find a way out of it.

• 54:25Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 54:27Brooke Averick?

  So I need to get him an air tag collar, even though he doesn't go past the like. Plants in the front, he just likes the plants. But I do, I'm just worried about someone that's not me.

• 54:39Connor Wood?

  There's better ones than AirTags.

• 54:40Brooke Averick?

  Really?

• 54:41Connor Wood?

  They're like called Chip-o or something.

• 54:42Brooke Averick?

  Oh, Chip-o. I need to get him a Chip-o.

• 54:44Connor Wood?

  I got a Chip-o for my keys and it like, there's something about it that's better than AirTags because AirTags only work within like a certain distance and this one like, will work for, like I could check right now if my keys are at my house in New York.

• 54:55Brooke Averick?

  I wish I could build him a patio.

• 54:57Connor Wood?

  Hmm, you could put them in your car.

• 55:01Brooke Averick?

  I need to bring him a cat's patio.

• 55:03Connor Wood?

  Yeah, you could. You can do that.

• 55:04Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. He's been hissing at me when I tried to bring him back inside.

• 55:09Connor Wood?

  He's born for the outside.

• 55:10Brooke Averick?

  He was.

• 55:11Connor Wood?

  That's what was, my neighbors in New York all have outdoor cats.

• 55:14Brooke Averick?

  I tried to put a leash on him and he won't let me.

• 55:16Connor Wood?

  I saw a woman with three cats on a leash today by my hotel.

• 55:19Brooke Averick?

  That's so cute.

• 55:19Connor Wood?

  Um.

• 55:20Brooke Averick?

  I wish I could leash them up. I'm also scared to take Rob outside because he has a weakened immune system due to his, his feline AIDS.

• 55:29Connor Wood?

  Oh my god, I forget that.

• 55:30Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 55:31Connor Wood?

  You, you haven't talked into the mic in a while.

• 55:34Brooke Averick?

  I'm talking right into it.

• 55:37Connor Wood?

  You being sick is like making me feel sick. I wonder who got me sick.

• 55:40Brooke Averick?

  I'm sorry. No, it's just like looking at a sick person.

• 55:43Connor Wood?

  You don't look sick, you're acting sick.

• 55:45Brooke Averick?

  Oh, sorry.

• 55:46Connor Wood?

  It's okay. But stop.

• 55:48Brooke Averick?

  I'm sorry.

• 55:50Connor Wood?

  No, it's okay. I went back and watched our clips from like three, four weeks ago and I have been sick for like three, four weeks.

• 55:55Brooke Averick?

  I just am the worst sick person.

• 55:57Connor Wood?

  Sickling, coughing, tooth and flu. I have it.

• 56:00Brooke Averick?

  I'm the worst sick person.

• 56:02Connor Wood?

  You know what someone called me the other day online? Chud. I can't get it out of my head. Does everyone in the room know what chud means?

• 56:08Brooke Averick?

  No.

• 56:09Connor Wood?

  Can we look up chud? And I actually, Izzy, will you read it first and tell me if I should even read it? Or if it's going to change the trajectory of the rest of the episode?

• 56:17Brooke Averick?

  Maybe they meant chum?

• 56:19Connor Wood?

  No, let's try to guess what it is.

• 56:20Brooke Averick?

  I'm thinking like chum, like good old chum.

• 56:24Connor Wood?

  No, it was like in a rude way. It was like this, this, not this chud. Have an opinion. This chud's got an opinion or something. It feels really.

• 56:30Brooke Averick?

  Joker, like this, not this.

• 56:32Connor Wood?

  Like this clown?

• 56:32Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 56:33Connor Wood?

  I'm not a clown.

• 56:35Brooke Averick?

  I don't think, Izzy's face is telling me.

• 56:37Connor Wood?

  Oh, it's not good? I don't want to see it?

• 56:38Brooke Averick?

  You know.

• 56:39Connor Wood?

  I don't want to read it? Oh my god.

• 56:40Brooke Averick?

  Can I read it? Can you close your eyes?

• 56:42Connor Wood?

  Yeah. I'm just going to guess it mean like it was like chopped ud, chopped unk.

• 56:48Brooke Averick?

  Oh. It's not true.

• 56:54Connor Wood?

  Oh god, we have to delete that whole thing.

• 56:56Brooke Averick?

  No, it's fine.

• 56:57Connor Wood?

  A derogatory term for unpleasant right-wingers?

• 56:59Brooke Averick?

  Yes, it's fine. It's not true, so it's fine. And then this girl said, "I'm left-wing, but I call myself chadette as a joke."

• 57:07Connor Wood?

  Oh my god, that's so you.

• 57:08Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 57:09Connor Wood?

  You're a chadette.

• 57:09Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, as a joke.

• 57:11Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 57:13Brooke Averick?

  So it's fine. And then someone said, "Why? If you're left-wing, it doesn't even apply to you." I don't know, honestly. It's just funny to do. Because I'm the opposite of unpleasant right-winger. Exactly.

• 57:24Connor Wood?

  Totally.

• 57:25Brooke Averick?

  And someone said, "I call myself an alpha, and I am an alpha." Agreed.

• 57:29Connor Wood?

  Rollender.

• 57:31Brooke Averick?

  Hollander.

• 57:31Connor Wood?

  McDollender. Are we on Reddit?

• 57:35Brooke Averick?

  I want you to hear him say Hollander.

• 57:37Connor Wood?

  Hollander.

• 57:38Brooke Averick?

  Because you've never even heard it.

• 57:39Connor Wood?

  Cannibalistic. So it's so great that our 200th episode is like the most segmented no make sense.

• 57:46Brooke Averick?

  It's a no make sense, sir.

• 57:49Connor Wood?

  We deserve a little bit of a dumbass episode, I guess.

• 57:54Brooke Averick?

  And I said I was sick.

• 57:56Connor Wood?

  Well, I don't know any cast member of this project.

• 58:00Brooke Averick?

  They're all new on Lox. I want to hear him moaning Hollander.

• 58:05Connor Wood?

  Ooh.

• 58:07Brooke Averick?

  It's fine to say. It's fine to request.

• 58:09Connor Wood?

  Okay, chadette.

• 58:13Brooke Averick?

  Oh, hell yes, this is an edit. No chance at all.

• 58:19Brooke Averick?

  This is more of just like a thirst trap of Hollander, which I appreciate a lot.

• 58:25Brooke Averick?

  He's a great guy. He's more of like a shy or thirsty one. He does look a little bit like Keanu Reeves.

• 58:30Connor Wood?

  Keanu Reeves. That name? I'm never gonna say it right.

• 58:34Brooke Averick?

  That's fine.

• 58:35Connor Wood?

  Keanu?

• 58:36Brooke Averick?

  What did you say at first?

• 58:37Connor Wood?

  Keanu?

• 58:38Brooke Averick?

  Keanu Reeves.

• 58:39Connor Wood?

  Kino?

• 58:41Brooke Averick?

  Keanu Reeves.

• 58:43Connor Wood?

  Keynote speaker?

• 58:45Brooke Averick?

  I can just actually just go into my DMs with Tristan.

• 58:49Brooke Averick?

  Me and Tristan watched, um, we were watching it during Thanksgiving. And there's kind of like a, not, like, it's kind of filmed like, very dimly lit. It's dark, so Tristan and I like couldn't see it well enough. So we also pulled out the laptop. So we were watching on the TV and his laptop two inches from our face at the same time. Just to make sure we really got every detail of the show, Connor. Does that make sense?

• 59:15Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 59:22Connor Wood?

  I think while you're pulling that up, I do want to address that the

• 59:25Brooke Averick?

  Oh, I met Mr. Fantasy.

• 59:29Brooke Averick?

  Hello?

• 59:30Connor Wood?

  How did you not, how did you see me and not think, oh my God, I met Mr. Fantasy?

• 59:33Brooke Averick?

  Cause it feels like a dream.

• 59:35Connor Wood?

  I saw every angle of you, talking about you and Tristan watching different angles of that show. I saw every angle of you touching every square inch of Mr. Fantasy's body.

• 59:44Brooke Averick?

  How lucky am I to have not only met Mr. Fantasy, but to have that interaction filmed from every angle? That was an instant love connection.

• 59:55Connor Wood?

  It seemed like he knew you.

• 59:56Brooke Averick?

  I don't think so, but basically what happened was I was in a

• 59:59Connor Wood?

  That's like an unbelievable photo.

• 1:00:04Brooke Averick?

  I was in a rancid mood.

• 1:00:07Connor Wood?

  I wish I could, like these nights when you're acting like this, I would pay, I would do the red eye if I knew that you were gonna be out like that. You need to tell me when you're like feeling in this way.

• 1:00:16Brooke Averick?

  No, I, well, I wasn't. I was in a horrible mood, really like very Debbie Downer. And I was about to Irish exit. We were at this like holiday event and

• 1:00:27Connor Wood?

  Wasn't it eat at chain?

• 1:00:28Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, it was chain. And I was like, no, don't go, give it a second. You know, I'm humoring it for a second because I like the attention, but I was planning on leaving in, in, in just a few moments.

• 1:00:39Brooke Averick?

  As I'm standing to walk out, Tristan turns to me, he goes, there's no way. I say, what? I see the sparkle of Mr. Fantasy's body suit.

• 1:00:49Connor Wood?

  Wow.

• 1:00:50Brooke Averick?

  And we're right at the entrance. So we're the first ones to get him and we're both jumping up and down screaming and he's doing the exact same thing because he not only matches your energy, but exceeds your energy. He makes you feel like the only person in the room. And the only person in the world. That being said, Tristan did get to him first. And so I obviously, if you've seen the footage, just stood there jumping and with my arms out like a little baby waiting to be picked up. I'm Mr. Fantasy and then eventually Mr. Fantasy did turn around and he gave me a little hug. I did think we were gonna kiss. Did you see that? He like cupped my cheek in a way. You see that? Look at that.

• 1:01:31Connor Wood?

  Oh my god, you were ready for it.

• 1:01:32Brooke Averick?

  I was about to lean in. Um, yeah.

• 1:01:35Connor Wood?

  This is what I was talking about. I saw every angle of this and Kayla got ahold of this.

• 1:01:38Brooke Averick?

  Kayla, uh, God bless Kayla. Yeah, she made it. Not only, she made an edit and Mr. Fantasy commented on this edit was like, I love you, thinking that I made the edit, which is fine. It's, and for some reason, Mr. Fantasy's comment is hidden, which I don't love. Um, but yeah, I thought we were about to kiss. Anyway, he said he loved me too and you know, we were jumping around together, which was amazing. And then I told him I was him for Halloween and I don't think he heard me. Cause he said I was in Ireland for Halloween, I think.

• 1:02:07Connor Wood?

  Oh.

• 1:02:08Brooke Averick?

  And they said, no, I was, I was dressed as you. And then he said, oh.

• 1:02:11Connor Wood?

  Maybe he meant, I was an Ireland. Maybe he was, maybe he was Ireland Baldwin.

• 1:02:18Brooke Averick?

  And then he told Tristan to just be exactly who he was. And then he commented in all of Tristan's old Instagrams, I'm watching you.

• 1:02:26Connor Wood?

  That's awesome.

• 1:02:27Brooke Averick?

  Which is, I'm so jealous of. I feel like he's closer with Tristan than me for now.

• 1:02:31Connor Wood?

  Well, that's not shocking.

• 1:02:32Brooke Averick?

  Tristan always gets so close with people.

• 1:02:34Connor Wood?

  Tristan finds a way.

• 1:02:35Brooke Averick?

  He finds, he's so, he's just that guy.

• 1:02:37Connor Wood?

  That's how Tristan was with Olivia Jade when we met.

• 1:02:39Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:40Connor Wood?

  Olivia Jade's hand feeding him a cheeseburger. I was like, did you, do you guys know each other? He's like, no, just met her.

• 1:02:45Brooke Averick?

  It really is remarkable what Tristan can do. But I do feel like Mr. Fantasy and I like really hit it off and it was awesome. And I never felt like, I felt so myself with him because he just brings that out of you. Like usually with other celebrities, I would be like.

• 1:03:00Connor Wood?

  More reserved.

• 1:03:01Brooke Averick?

  More reserved, too scared to be jumping up and down, saying how much I love you. Um, but he just, he brought out the best in me.

• 1:03:08Connor Wood?

  Wow.

• 1:03:09Brooke Averick?

  Yeah. So, and then I was in a good mood.

• 1:03:12Connor Wood?

  Yeah, that'll happen.

• 1:03:14Brooke Averick?

  And I stayed. And then I left once Mr. Fantasy left.

• 1:03:17Connor Wood?

  Sure.

• 1:03:17Brooke Averick?

  Cause then what's the point? You know what I mean?

• 1:03:19Connor Wood?

  No point in being at the party when your crush leaves.

• 1:03:22Brooke Averick?

  Connor, yes. I also want to say that I know there's some conspiracy that he is also KJ Appa. That is, that is Mr. Fantasy.

• 1:03:32Connor Wood?

  That's unwarranted, yeah.

• 1:03:33Brooke Averick?

  I can't stress this enough, like, can y'all imagine me hugging and telling KJ Appa I love him?

• 1:03:39Connor Wood?

  No.

• 1:03:39Brooke Averick?

  That's not something that would happen.

• 1:03:40Connor Wood?

  I did.

• 1:03:41Brooke Averick?

  This is Mr. Fantasy, yeah. I just want to be really clear about that. That he's his own person and an entity and deserves the respect of such.

• 1:03:51Connor Wood?

  Yes!

• 1:03:52Brooke Averick?

  Like, y'all know I wouldn't be hugging KJ, just due to nausea. So...

• 1:03:58Connor Wood?

  Come on, Chudette.

• 1:04:02Brooke Averick?

  Hi, Chud.

• 1:04:03Connor Wood?

  Hi, Chudette. Okay, I want to reclaim Chud, because it's like, honestly, it's such a fun word.

• 1:04:08Brooke Averick?

  It is.

• 1:04:08Connor Wood?

  Like, and Chudette? Chud and Chudette make a B?

• 1:04:11Brooke Averick?

  I like that. But I'm worried it's a slur.

• 1:04:14Connor Wood?

  Um, I think it is a slur for obnoxious right-wingers, sure.

• 1:04:17Brooke Averick?

  No, I know, just, you know how sometimes like, some slurs you can say and some you can't?

• 1:04:21Connor Wood?

  I don't think Chud is a slur.

• 1:04:22Brooke Averick?

  I get nervous with every word. I was very nervous about clunker for a long time.

• 1:04:28Connor Wood?

  Well, someone was just online, and I don't know if this was satire or not, but this guy works at a company that's like, the only other employees are all AI bots. And one of them reported him for calling his AI coworker a clanker.

• 1:04:44Brooke Averick?

  A clanker.

• 1:04:45Connor Wood?

  And he had to do an AI, he had to do an HR evaluation with an AI HR person.

• 1:04:52Brooke Averick?

  That sounds fake.

• 1:04:54Connor Wood?

  But the guy was being very serious about it.

• 1:04:57Brooke Averick?

  But it still, it sounds fake.

• 1:04:59Connor Wood?

  I hope it's fake.

• 1:05:02Connor Wood?

  Every other block in New York right now, there's a ChatGPT ad. And it's just a sign with people sitting there, cooking, reading a book, like, playing with Play-Doh, and it'll be like ChatGPT, and I don't get it, and it's kind of freaky.

• 1:05:19Brooke Averick?

  Very, very scary.

• 1:05:21Connor Wood?

  That's it, that's all I have to say about that. If anyone knows, like, ChatGPT couldn't have copyrighted something for their ads, it doesn't make sense. Also, just to shift gears really quick for one more thing, what, how does this work?

• 1:05:32Brooke Averick?

  A menorah?

• 1:05:33Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:35Brooke Averick?

  Can I be honest?

• 1:05:36Connor Wood?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:37Brooke Averick?

  I'm so out of touch for my Judaism in a way that's like, I almost forget every single thing that I've ever learned about it. But I know you write it, light it from left to right with the middle candle for eight nights.

• 1:05:49Connor Wood?

  But you, you start with, oh, you take it and you go like this?

• 1:05:52Brooke Averick?

  Yeah, that's the middle one is the shemash.

• 1:05:55Connor Wood?

  Oh, the shemash, of course.

• 1:05:57Brooke Averick?

  And then you light that one and then you light one every day.

• 1:06:00Connor Wood?

  Okay, I see.

• 1:06:00Brooke Averick?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:01Connor Wood?

  Brilliant.

• 1:06:02Brooke Averick?

  Thank you.

• 1:06:02Connor Wood?

  We'll have to do that soon.

• 1:06:03Brooke Averick?

  Thank you.

• 1:06:04Connor Wood?

  Wait, when does it start?

• 1:06:05Brooke Averick?

  Thank you.

• 1:06:07Connor Wood?

  Okay. All right, I think that wraps us up. We have had such a great 200, past 200 episodes with you guys.

• 1:06:14Brooke Averick?

  We really have.

• 1:06:14Connor Wood?

  We're looking forward to the next 200. Imagine when this says 400, 0, 4,000.

• 1:06:20Brooke Averick?

  That would be three more years of doing this.

• 1:06:23Connor Wood?

  Okay, thank you guys so much for listening. That was so much fun.

• 1:06:26Brooke Averick?

  Sorry, thanks for putting up with me and my brain fog and my disgusting sounds.

• 1:06:31Connor Wood?

  It was not disgusting.

• 1:06:33Brooke Averick?

  So pretty.

• 1:06:35Connor Wood?

  That is one of your least disgusting sounds.

• 1:06:38Brooke Averick?

  You mean it?

• 1:06:39Connor Wood?

  I do.

• 1:06:40Brooke Averick?

  What's my most disgusting one?

• 1:06:41Connor Wood?

  You drinking anything. Especially out of a can.

• 1:06:48Brooke Averick?

  Very hurtful.

• 1:06:49Connor Wood?

  So we will wrap up. Oh, my God.

• 1:06:52Brooke Averick?

  We are not making it to episode 400.

• 1:06:55Connor Wood?

  At this rate, we might. Sure we will. Thank you, guys. Bye.

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