The Most Colorful Home in Queens with Kerry Coddett

Kerry Coddett, actress and comedian known for her work in Flatbush Misdemeanors, Ramy, Crashing, and The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, joins Laci for one of the most colorful scams we've ever covered. In Astoria, Queens, one couple scammed multiple members of their immigrant community with one of the ugliest houses ever seen on Zillow. Multiple fronts, including a fashion house, delayed justice, but as with most scams, greed eventually caught up with the perpetrators. SOCIALS: Join us on YouTube! See Laci, the guests, and fraudsters: https://www.youtube.com/@ScamGoddess Find Kerry Coddett on Instagram @overfab https://www.instagram.com/overfab/?hl=en SOURCES https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/realestate/queens-real-estate-fraud.html?unlocked_article_code=1.mk8.d-iS. Nsr2d5cWNFO7&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/realestate/queens-real-estate-fraud.html?unlocked_article_code=1.mk8.d-iS. Nsr2d5cWNFO7&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare https://www.justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/queens-man-pleads-guilty-real-estate-fraud-scheme https://nypost.com/2025/09/17/real-estate/the-dark-story-behind-the-most-colorful-house-in-queens/ https://toptenrealestatedeals.com/weekly-ten-best-home-deals/home/as-seen-on-zillow-gone-wild-queens-most-colorful-home https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article311691934.html See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• 2:53Laci Mosley?

  What's poppin', congregation? It's your girl, Lacey Mosley, a.k.a. Scam Goddess, back with another installment of the podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it. Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them. But one thing's for sure, this is a comedy podcast, so we will laugh at them, but never at the victims. Mm-hmm. And congregation, y'all already know that I'm what? Yes, excited, thrilled, elated, okay? Stand up. Stand up in your cars. Stand up, you know, at your job. Stand up at your desk. Get a, get a little, you know, activity going. We like that for you. And please welcome Carrie Cotter. She's a New York-based comedian, actress, and writer. Her credits include Flatbush misdemeanors, funny as hell, Ramy, Crashing, and The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore. All, all bops. Love that for us. Carrie, welcome to the show.

• 3:38Speaker 07

  Hi. Thank you for having me. I'm excited.

• 3:41Laci Mosley?

  Yes, I love that you're using our language. It's gotten very limited. I'm gonna expand my lexicon and give the girls some different words.

• 3:49Speaker 07

  More than excited.

• 3:50Laci Mosley?

  I tried to go with thrilled, you know? Enticed feels a little too sexual, but something.

• 3:56Speaker 07

  Sometimes I say I'm pumped, but I say it just like that. And people are like, that feels not sincere. I'm like, I'm pumped. I'm pumped.

• 4:02Laci Mosley?

  Pumped feels like a, like a, like a white people wear, like, malarkey, like...

• 4:07Speaker 07

  Probably.

• 4:07Laci Mosley?

  I'm pumped. I'm stoked. Terence, stoked it?

• 4:11Speaker 07

  I've never said stoked.

• 4:12Laci Mosley?

  You never said stoked?

• 4:13Speaker 07

  Never said stoked.

• 4:14Laci Mosley?

  Pumped felt natural when you said it.

• 4:15Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 4:16Laci Mosley?

  But when I say it, it doesn't feel that natural.

• 4:20Laci Mosley?

  Well, I have to ask you, Carrie, first and foremost, you used to live in New York City, right? And you're a recent LA transplant. Yeah, so I know you have some type of relationship with scams. Do you love them? Do you hate them? Are there any that you kind of like fuck with? Other ones that you, you know, anything that you've seen?

• 4:37Speaker 07

  I love a good scam. I'm not gonna lie. I love a good scam. I feel like there's a code of ethics that you have to have, though. And so I feel like you should never scam people. But if you scam in corporations, in systems, I'm, I'm, I'm with the shits.

• 4:52Laci Mosley?

  I love that you say that, because we always say scam up, don't scam down. But I love that you said don't scam people. Because I think that for so long, corporations have tried to trick us that they are people. And it's getting worse and worse. Like, have you noticed that? Like, how ads, like, do you have a TikTok or like?

• 5:08Speaker 07

  I have a TikTok, but I'm not on it. It's, it's, there's a lot going on. I can't, I can't figure out how you even get to the feed part. I just, I'm not. I'm old. I want Instagram. That's as far as I'm going.

• 5:20Laci Mosley?

  So the lineage of like how jokes and stuff go, it's like it first appears on TikTok, then you see it on Instagram, then it'd be on Facebook, so... Oh, you're at the millennial Instagram, which is good.

• 5:32Speaker 07

  If something does good on Instagram, I'd be like, maybe I should put it on TikTok. And so I'm doing it the other way. I'm doing it the other way.

• 5:38Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, the thing is, I feel like TikTok is not as much of a hater when it comes to the algorithm. If you take it from Instagram and put it on TikTok. But Instagram will hate if you have something on TikTok and put it on Instagram. Because they can tell that it came from TikTok and you downloaded it, and they'll suppress it.

• 5:52Speaker 07

  That's too much. It's like it's forcing you to be loyal to one platform over... Yeah, I'm not, I don't know.

• 5:58Laci Mosley?

  Instagram's been a hater for so long. They used to let us see our friends.

• 6:01Speaker 07

  That is true. Do you know how many people? I'm like, did I unfollow you or are you dead? Like, what happened to this person? If I was seeing you on my timeline, I think something happened to you.

• 6:09Laci Mosley?

  Right, at a certain point, we have to start doing welfare DMs. Like, how have you been? Are you, are you alive? Yeah, did you see the message? Okay, okay, they saw it. They saw it. So somebody's running the page. Yeah, but I feel like I see a lot of companies masquerading as people now, and it's so annoying to me. Like, you'll see someone post something, and then the companies will come in like, "Oh, don't play with us. It's Wendy's, bitch."

• 6:33Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, like the voice of their social. It's like a person, and they're all trying to be really cute. And it's like, it's just, just sell me the burger, bro. Or not, but like all the other stuff.

• 6:43Laci Mosley?

  Right, especially, I was seeing stuff during Love Island. Saravie got in trouble, because...

• 6:48Speaker 07

  What'd they do?

• 6:49Laci Mosley?

  So you know how Saravie, or I've said this before, Love Island is our Stanford prison experiment. And, you know, we lock the babies up and sleep to prod them, and, you know, make them, make them, now, kids, you know? But Saravie's always a huge sponsor. So they'll be like, "Yay, our little, little bikini babies. It's time to put on your Saravie and go outside." So there was like a, did you watch those past seasons?

• 7:11Speaker 07

  I did, I did.

• 7:12Laci Mosley?

  So you remember when TT came in and she turned it into a little...

• 7:16Speaker 07

  She went a little baddies on us. She was like, "I'm TT. Well, I'm talking to you." Yep, I tuned in just after that. I was like, okay, I gotta, I gotta start watching now, because I need to understand why everybody's TT.

• 7:26Laci Mosley?

  Right, that's how they got me season seven. I was like, who is this Huda lady, and why does everyone hate her?

• 7:30Speaker 07

  That's how they got me too with Olandria. I'm like, who is this?

• 7:33Laci Mosley?

  Right, and, and why do I need to go defend my black queen? Like, yeah. So the "I'm TT" stuff, Saravie like dressed up their bottles in the outfits that TT and that man, whatever that man's name is. Yeah, Casey. They dressed up the bottles in the outfits that they had on. And it was like, pipe down, I'm Saravie. And I guess this moment was kind of racially charged and a little negative for TT and Casey, and also for...

• 8:01Speaker 07

  They made them sassy suntan lotion?

• 8:03Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, and everybody was like, this is really tone deaf. Why would you do this? But like, that's how comfortable they feel now, pretending to be people. And I'm like, you're not a person. I don't care about you, corporation.

• 8:15Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm. Wasn't there something with Pepsi the other day? Where it was like Cherry doesn't ask for consent or something?

• 8:21Laci Mosley?

  Oh, yes, I saw that.

• 8:23Speaker 07

  There was something like that. There was something with consent, and I think it was Pepsi. Don't quote me on that.

• 8:27Laci Mosley?

  No, it was, it was Pepsi. It was like Cherry Pepsi and then the other Pepsis. Yeah, and what's crazy to me is like, Pepsi, this is what you get for following along with firing your DEI hires. If you had some black people in that marketing room, they would've told you this wasn't smart, just like they would've told you not to tell Kendall Jenner to walk...

• 8:46Speaker 07

  And offer the can in the middle of the...

• 8:49Laci Mosley?

  The racial protests.

• 8:52Laci Mosley?

  A can of Pepsi to kill racism.

• 8:55Speaker 07

  You know, in hindsight, as we say it, so now like it was annoying, but now that I think about it, I get why they're trying to be relevant. You know what I mean? It's like, if you were an old dying brand, what you gonna do? Would it like, what, how, how do you stay relevant? So I think they're just probably trying to stay a part of the competition and part of the conversation. So I guess, but it's desperate.

• 9:13Laci Mosley?

  And unfortunately now, it kind of feels like anything being a part of the conversation is good. So even if it's backlash, like they're still getting talked about, they're still getting the clicks and the, you know, the algorithm is in their favor.

• 9:25Speaker 07

  All press is good press.

• 9:26Laci Mosley?

  Which I hate that. I, I miss when people used to do damage control. I miss like a good publicist. I miss like a nasty like Oprah couch moment where you cry and you really tell the girls to come back and buy your product because you changed.

• 9:37Speaker 07

  But those always backfire too. That's the whole thing, especially in these times, like people will go on and they'll apologize and we be like, you made it worse. You shouldn't be quiet. You shouldn't just shut the fuck up.

• 9:46Laci Mosley?

  That's because you can't do your own front-facing apology. You have to go on somebody else's platform. Anytime you whip out your camera, I'm not gonna think it's genuine because I know you went to the poorest looking place in your house. You're like, where can you not see the acreage?

• 10:00Speaker 07

  They don't do their makeup, they gotta make it look like they've been crying.

• 10:02Laci Mosley?

  Right, right, rub their eyes real hard.

• 10:04Speaker 07

  They got the quivering voice.

• 10:05Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, right. It's like, and then it's always half-assed apologies, like, I'm sorry if I've harmed. Like, there should be no if in your apology.

• 10:12Speaker 07

  I think though, that we should stop asking people to apologize, bro. I think like that, it has gotten so crazy. We all know you're not really sorry.

• 10:22Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, we do.

• 10:22Speaker 07

  Also, you're not really mad. You're mad today. Tomorrow is gonna be something else. Why I gotta apologize? It's not really that big of a deal. Fuck off.

• 10:30Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 10:30Speaker 07

  I'm so annoyed, I'm good, I'm hating what I'm gonna have to apologize for in the future. I'm already, I'm already knowing, bro. I'm already knowing.

• 10:37Laci Mosley?

  You hate the scam of apologizing in public?

• 10:40Speaker 07

  It's so dumb, it's so disingenuous. We know you don't really mean it. They're not, like, it's just dumb. It's just.

• 10:45Laci Mosley?

  It's just like a fun humiliation ritual. Look, if, if people, if strangers on the planet are just gonna give you money to follow your dreams, meanwhile, they gotta clock in to whatever job they hate, the least you can do is, is rub your eyes, get in your bathtub and, and give us a little fake apology that we'll also tear apart.

• 11:04Speaker 07

  I guess, I guess. Damn. This is the life we chose, girl.

• 11:10Laci Mosley?

  It is, it chose us.

• 11:11Speaker 07

  Have you had to apologize for anything yet?

• 11:13Laci Mosley?

  Don't even say those words in the ether. Okay, don't speak that, don't speak that. I try to be very, very careful. See, now you, cut that out.

• 11:20Speaker 07

  No.

• 11:20Laci Mosley?

  Cut that out, okay? Because I don't even want people thinking about it.

• 11:23Speaker 07

  Yeah, don't have them looking for shit.

• 11:25Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 11:26Speaker 07

  All right, back to Seravi or whatever's on the cart. We got off the cart.

• 11:29Laci Mosley?

  We're gonna move into our historic hoodwink today, okay? This is where I will regale Carrie with a famous con paper, group of criminals. We'll see how she feels all the way through. I wanted to like hearken back to your time in New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're gonna be talking about the most colorful house in Queens. So this house, like, what do you think about this house? First of all, is this the most colorful? I guess this is New York, they don't really do color, it's not Miami.

• 11:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, no, I've never seen a house this colorful. I love the lights. I don't know if they're east-facing, but it looks like they get really great lights.

• 12:04Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, well, there's, it seems like there's a lot of windows, so they have to be getting good lights somewhere. I feel like I would be hating on them if I was their neighbor.

• 12:13Speaker 07

  Next door, I was just like, wait, look at what's next door. That's so crazy. Like, I don't know how I would feel walking up to my driveway every day, having to walk past this. Also, I feel like this opens yourself up to robbery. Like, the windows are, it doesn't seem like they got curtains going on. Why people never put curtains on their window, though? Like, that's the whole thing. Like, I used to live in Bed-Stuy and I remember when the gentrification was really coming and I was like, why are they moving in and they're not putting up curtains? It's almost like they're like, look what I can do with your land. And it's just like, and so I feel like it's, it's, it's a status symbol. It's saying like, look at how I live inside and fuck with me if you want to.

• 12:52Laci Mosley?

  That's true. And, and, and I feel like in America, that's probably what it's giving. In other places, like, I remember being in Amsterdam and a lot of places there, like, they don't have curtains. They leave their windows open, like, we would take like tours or be walking on, along the canal. And Amsterdam, like, Amsterdam itself is so small. And like, you would see like kids doing homework at the table or the mom serving a dinner or they watching TV, like, I don't know, but it does feel like it's still a flex.

• 13:20Speaker 07

  It's the European whites, they're bringing their European ways over here.

• 13:24Laci Mosley?

  Which I still think is a flex.

• 13:26Speaker 07

  It is. That's just not how we are. Like, my window, my curtains are closed.

• 13:30Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 13:30Speaker 07

  And like, when you come to my house, this is the room I want you to be in. Don't ask for a tour, mind your business. The other rooms are off limits.

• 13:37Laci Mosley?

  Tours is crazy.

• 13:38Speaker 07

  Tours are crazy.

• 13:39Laci Mosley?

  No, no, I got a designated bathroom. That's why I call it the guest bathroom. You're not gonna be in my bathroom rifling through my medicine cabinets and looking at my makeup and stuff or what, you know? No, no, no, no, no. I'm with you on that. I'm down for the privacy, but I mean, I guess it's because we have survival instincts. Um, you know, I was reading the other day, like, when you're an apex predator, you're not really scared of much. That's why when shots start ringing out, they never run fast.

• 14:00Speaker 07

  Nope.

• 14:01Laci Mosley?

  They actually run towards danger. I'm like, what's going on? Hold on, let me stop this.

• 14:06Speaker 07

  I've never been that curious. I've never been like, let me go see, I'm never trying to see.

• 14:11Laci Mosley?

  No, you could pop a balloon, I'm running in the opposite direction, I don't wanna know. I don't. But this house, you know, it looks cheerful from the curb, right? But it's actually a Candyland-colored nightmare maze, built and sustained with money stolen from its own neighbors in a tight-knit immigrant community. And it's currently for sale. So this is the inside. I don't know how I would feel. On one hand, I'm like, I have anxiety and depression, maybe this would heal me.

• 14:39Speaker 07

  It is so ugly. It is so ugly.

• 14:43Laci Mosley?

  It, is it though?

• 14:45Speaker 07

  This would heal you? What is actually going on that this is like the bomb to your soul? Are you kidding me right now? This is like a kaleidoscope, this looks like a mushroom trip. This is crazy.

• 14:58Laci Mosley?

  Okay, maybe it's time for the 5150 because I'm like.

• 15:02Speaker 07

  This is calming, so you hated the outside, but you love the inside?

• 15:06Laci Mosley?

  It's doing something, it's so kitschy and ugly that's kind of spinning the block for me and becoming whimsical.

• 15:13Speaker 07

  It's so ugly.

• 15:14Laci Mosley?

  You don't see no whimsical, come on, look at that red refrigerator.

• 15:18Speaker 07

  It's so crazy. It's so many things at the same time.

• 15:22Laci Mosley?

  And those chairs, they make no sense. Like, it's like, I'm not a very good decorator, so for me, I'm kind of like, if I'm not gonna be good at it, I might as well just be really bad at it.

• 15:32Speaker 07

  No.

• 15:33Laci Mosley?

  And act like it's of choice.

• 15:34Speaker 07

  That's not, is that how you apply like other things in life? If I'm not good at it, should just be the worst?

• 15:40Laci Mosley?

  If you can't be the best, be the worst.

• 15:42Speaker 07

  Oh, my God.

• 15:44Laci Mosley?

  That's how we do it, we're not gonna lie.

• 15:45Speaker 07

  I want so much more for you, to be honest, like, I really. So wait, I have a question. How did they come to acquire the house? How was this a scam? Who did they steal from?

• 15:53Laci Mosley?

  So they sustained the money, um, and built this with like money from their own neighbors. So they were stealing from their tight-knit immigrant community. So a little bit of backstory about like Astoria itself, because this is in Queens. So Astoria is a little bit of a scam on its own. So this is where this creepy house is located. It's on 36th Avenue in Astoria, Queens, which was originally the site of a war of 1812 fort before it became its own town. So in the war of 1812, this was a fort where they were, you know, bunkering down and stuff. So this is before it became a town. It used to be called Hallett's Cove before fur trader Stephen A. Halsey renamed it Astoria. See, we were talking about this before the show started.

• 16:35Speaker 07

  About naming, you see how the names?

• 16:37Laci Mosley?

  Yes, how they dabbed it, they gentrified the name, it's giving a selling sunset. Like, oh, this house, this $40 million house, it's on Pinto Street. But you know what? Pinto doesn't get $40 million. Pinto, no. What about Hummingbird Lane? So he was like, Hallett's Cove.

• 16:53Speaker 07

  That was a hallett.

• 16:53Laci Mosley?

  It sounds like you in the trenches. Yeah, yeah, so Astoria does have a ring to it. So it changed to Astoria in 1939. A lot was going on in 1939. Times. So after, this was after the USA's current rich man, Jacob Astor, who was also a fur trader. So it's called Astoria, named after Jacob Astor.

• 17:14Speaker 07

  I didn't know that, because like in New York, there's Astor Place, there's a bunch of things named after him, but I didn't know that Astoria, I don't like Astoria though, so that tracks.

• 17:22Laci Mosley?

  That makes sense, because I was never fucking with it. Sorry if you're from Queens. Sorry to that Queens, but no.

• 17:29Speaker 07

  I don't know anyone from Astoria that's still in Astoria, though, so like every, yeah.

• 17:33Laci Mosley?

  It's a place where you go. So.

• 17:37Speaker 07

  Uh huh, moving along.

• 17:40Speaker 07

  I just want to say too, I'm from Brooklyn. I know you said I'm from New York, but Brooklyn is a distinct.

• 17:45Laci Mosley?

  It is a home city.

• 17:45Speaker 07

  You're right. And so I'm allowed to shit on the other boroughs. I don't know about you, because you're not a New Yorker.

• 17:51Laci Mosley?

  Listen, I lived there for a little while.

• 17:53Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 17:54Laci Mosley?

  Okay, and I lived in Bushwick.

• 17:56Speaker 07

  Bedwick.

• 17:57Laci Mosley?

  I lived in Bedwick, they was calling it Bedwick. And so I was getting my lights turned on and they were like, oh, what area are you in? Because it's me, it was like really chopping it up. And he was like, yeah, we gonna get your shit put on, we gonna get your shit put on. When you, when you freak? And I was like, this is the most casual con ever since phone call I've ever had. He like, where you move from? Oh, that's crazy, that's crazy, I bet, yeah, yeah, what you doing out here? And I was like, yeah, I'm in Bedwick, and you know, I'm an actor. And he was like, fuck is Bedwick?

• 18:17Speaker 07

  Exactly, exactly.

• 18:20Laci Mosley?

  You mean Bed-Stuy? Bed-Stuy do or die? And I was like, oh, okay, good to know. Guess I won't be skipping around here.

• 18:26Speaker 07

  No, but you did, you didn't die, so you did.

• 18:28Laci Mosley?

  I didn't die, I did it. I did it. I do, I didn't die. Mm-hmm, love that for me. But so, yeah, Jacob Astor was slapping his name all over everything. And I love Astor and then turning it into Astoria. It's giving like, you know when men want to name their daughters after them?

• 18:45Speaker 07

  Yeah, uh huh.

• 18:47Laci Mosley?

  Jacobia.

• 18:47Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:48Laci Mosley?

  Like, sorry.

• 18:49Speaker 07

  They give it a little feminine flair.

• 18:50Laci Mosley?

  Just a little feminine flair at the end, like we won't notice. So, also, if you are listening to this, please comment if you have a dad name. Because I want to know more dad names, I find them very fun. So, Stephen, who, remember, he was the one who, um, he was a fur trader, he was the one who renamed it Astoria in 1939. He was trying to manipulate John Astor into investing into the area. The plan only kind of worked, and Astor invested a token $500, which would be about like $17,000 in today's money. He never even visited, but see, John Astor didn't even go to Queens.

• 19:27Speaker 07

  He's like, I know his name's after me, but I'm good.

• 19:29Laci Mosley?

  You ain't even gonna cut no ribbon or nothing.

• 19:30Speaker 07

  What kind of deadbeat dad is that? Like, I'mma name you Junior, but I'm never gonna visit you.

• 19:34Laci Mosley?

  Never gonna visit you, never went to a football game, wasn't at your graduation.

• 19:38Speaker 07

  Best of luck to you.

• 19:39Laci Mosley?

  Best of luck to you, Junior. Hope my name's enough. So, it was enough to get Astoria off the ground and running into what would become a thriving neighborhood known for movie production and large immigrant communities from Greece, Egypt, Ecuador, Korea, Colombia, Brazil, and Bangladesh. Never take me to Bangladesh, sorry, that is a stim. So, it's also known for red brick Tudor buildings and walk-up apartments with a pretty predictable old world New York look to them. So, this Candyland house stands out, like we were saying before, the house next to it giving war. This is not. So, this house, it's a six-bedroom, four-bathroom property.

• 20:22Laci Mosley?

  And we're talking about floor-to-ceiling windows, hand-selected chandeliers, which, yeah, we know those were hand-selected.

• 20:29Speaker 07

  Who's hands selected that? Like, who's hands? Somebody questioned. Listen, Willie Wonka.

• 20:38Laci Mosley?

  These chandeliers also double as sculpted art and bold floral-themed finishes that either look like eternal spring, if you're a listing agent, or like a clown had a manic episode. Just kind of depending on your perspective. I feel like my perspective is eternal spring. And you are definitely saying clown had a manic.

• 20:58Speaker 07

  I'm definitely clown had a manic episode.

• 21:01Laci Mosley?

  And that's okay, we don't always have to agree. There's a fake pink tree and skittle-colored leather sofas off the kitchen. It also doesn't appear to have air conditioning, because there's a standing fan in every picture in every room in the real estate listing. So, I do see like a wall unit, but what's pissing me off is that if you're gonna spend this much time decorating the place, why not install AC? Or at least like those, you know, those ones that.

• 21:28Speaker 07

  The split unit?

• 21:28Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, but it's got the, it's got the OG joint that you gotta lift up the window and push it down. The window unit.

• 21:36Speaker 07

  Yep.

• 21:36Laci Mosley?

  I feel like that's really cut in a corner for no reason.

• 21:39Speaker 07

  I feel like it's crazy that that's the part that's got you caught up, is the AC in the thing.

• 21:44Laci Mosley?

  You know how high it gets?

• 21:45Speaker 07

  You have bypassed, is that like plast, that's a actual plastic-covered couch, bro. That is like, that's like cellophane on there.

• 21:55Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, just like grandma used to make.

• 21:56Speaker 07

  And you bypassed that to talk about the AC that is 3,500 BTUs, like, it works.

• 22:02Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, but it takes much longer to cool the room down, you gotta kind of keep it running the whole time.

• 22:07Speaker 07

  The room shouldn't be white, it is reflecting, do you think about this? Think about the fact that it's, and now you get me mad, because I wasn't upset before, but the more I look, if it's floor-to-ceiling windows, it's because you want to optimize sunlight. Then everything is stark white, the ceilings, the walls, and the floor, which means that it's bouncing and reflecting light. So, you're basically frying in there.

• 22:26Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 22:27Speaker 07

  You mad about the AC?

• 22:28Laci Mosley?

  More AC. See how we agreed?

• 22:31Speaker 07

  We came together.

• 22:32Laci Mosley?

  We circled around and we agreed. How I'mma go sit on that plastic couch and not get stuck if we don't have a lot of AC?

• 22:38Speaker 07

  Oh, you don't sit on the couch, that's the whole thing, you don't come over, this is crazy. So, this is on, this is on the market right now?

• 22:45Laci Mosley?

  Yes, so the house made it to Zillow Gone Wild when it was listed in August for $3 million, which is.

• 22:52Speaker 07

  This is never gonna happen.

• 22:52Laci Mosley?

  Which is down now to 2.5 million, because you know the market's really wild to sell any home, right?

• 22:58Speaker 07

  I'm getting, I don't know why I'm getting angry, this is really working me up.

• 23:02Laci Mosley?

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• 25:34Laci Mosley?

  So, I mean, the sellers, it's owned by Jasmine Bukhari. She and her husband, Rashan, are well-known in Queens, um, in like the Bangladeshi community, for their flashy lifestyle and being big real estate, like, portfolio moguls, you know what I mean? According to the public record, they bought the building in 1999. Gutt renovated it, and in 2017, they then transformed it into its current fantastical state. So, they were really partying like it was 1999. Rashidon isn't technically an owner of the house, which is convenient, because he recently pled guilty to wire fraud after scamming fellow Bangladeshi Americans out of more than $1 million.

• 26:17Laci Mosley?

  Prosecutors say he took advantage of the community ties and that the most colorful home may have been one of the things the stolen money paid for. So, we saw his wife waving like, it's for sale, la, la, la. But it's like, why, you not saying why it's for sale, girl? You not saying how it got for sale? So, this was their real estate investment scheme.

• 26:40Speaker 07

  It doesn't even make any sense, because Real Estate 101 is you never want the nicest house on the ugliest block. So, you have a house that's $3 million, but all of the other neighboring houses are not going for that. Who's buying that? There's no, like, that makes absolutely no sense, it's dumb. That's how you know he's scamming, that's not even a sound real estate, who's buying that?

• 27:01Laci Mosley?

  Exactly.

• 27:02Speaker 07

  I'm gonna put it in the.

• 27:03Laci Mosley?

  And Rashidon approached another, we gonna put it in the operating area? You're falling in love with it, you're falling in love with it, I knew I would get you. So Rashidon, this is like the real estate investment scheme. Rashidon approached another real estate investor in the same community, and this guy's name was, um, Aslam. And this was in 2015. And so Rashidon said that he had a great deal on a $4 million auction property in the Long Island City area. Rashidon pitched the idea that they split a $200,000 down payment and ownership evenly. Aslam's family knew Rashidon's family in Bangladesh, so he felt a sense of trust and agreed to the deal. Rashidon told him to keep quiet about the deal, otherwise they would get outbid at the auction.

• 27:47Speaker 07

  Red flag number one.

• 27:49Laci Mosley?

  Why we gotta be quiet about it?

• 27:50Speaker 07

  Anything somebody's asked you to be quiet about, tell.

• 27:53Laci Mosley?

  Right, especially if they want your money for it.

• 27:56Speaker 07

  You should tell everyone.

• 27:57Laci Mosley?

  Right. I don't wanna buy things and then people be like, be quiet about it, though. I feel like the only things that I buy that I would be quiet about is like drugs.

• 28:07Speaker 07

  I'm not even quiet about that, cuz who you gonna do the drugs with? You gotta know. How you gonna know if you also do drugs if you don't mention, hey, I have some drugs?

• 28:15Laci Mosley?

  It's like you buying them from the drug man. Drug man not giving you a receipt, like guaranteed. Although I will say, in New York, when it wasn't legal, there was like a weed company that would deliver weed. And I remember it was Pride. They would deliver weed on backpacks, and it was Pride one year.

• 28:29Speaker 07

  We might have went to the same delivery, and you went through the app, and it was, I'm not blowing up anybody, but I know. And they would come, and they would have their backpacks.

• 28:37Laci Mosley?

  Yep, they would have their backpacks, but they got too busy on Pride, and so like they didn't make it with my delivery. And so I was like, I've been working, I've been working with y'all for years. I've been a loyal weed customer.

• 28:47Speaker 07

  Wait, you tried to complain?

• 28:49Laci Mosley?

  I did.

• 28:49Speaker 07

  Through the, through the app?

• 28:51Laci Mosley?

  And why they give me a little discount?

• 28:52Speaker 07

  They did?

• 28:53Laci Mosley?

  They did. Okay. This is great customer service.

• 28:56Speaker 07

  They had amazing customer service. They really did. I hope they're still in business.

• 29:00Laci Mosley?

  I know, now legit.

• 29:01Speaker 07

  Shout out to them.

• 29:02Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, or maybe not legit, so you don't have to pay the taxes. Y'all have a great formula.

• 29:05Speaker 07

  Right.

• 29:06Laci Mosley?

  You know, keep, pass the savings down to the, to the customer. So over the next few years, Aslam gave Rashid on almost a million dollars to make similar purchases. And Rashid on kept saying the actual closing dates for the properties were getting delayed. When Aslam's lawyers finally got involved, they could tell that the deals never existed. The properties hadn't been purchased, and the sales documents were forged. So for a year, Aslam trusted Rashid on because their families knew each other in Bangladesh. So it was like, we all sticking together in America, and for a year, he didn't question it. I'm, I'm, Aslam, I wanna be on your side, but babes, why we get to the one million dollar point? I feel like at the, at the 200,000. At the don't tell.

• 29:49Speaker 07

  The whole beginning, I don't, I don't know what this means. I just, I can't relate. This, I don't, I don't understand, like you have to do your due diligence. I'm not giving some random person money. But they said the sales documents were forged?

• 30:02Laci Mosley?

  Yes. So he was producing documents. And like, I can understand the cultural aspect here, because a lot of immigrant communities really do stick to each other. You know what I mean? They, they buy from each other. They set up stores in their own neighborhoods. That's why we have so many immigrant community neighborhoods. Obviously, in New York, there's tons of them, in LA as well, you know? So there is a little Bangladesh in LA. You know, there is like, there's all these communities. Um, you know, you gotta have Little Puerto Rico in New York. You got, you have all these places where they've all settled down together. So I can understand the trust there. Now, I don't know if I'm trusting 200,000 on the low-low.

• 30:34Speaker 07

  Because the thing about it is, see, because in Bangladesh, there are people who don't trust each other. So y'all not gonna come here all of a sudden be upstanding citizens. You know what I mean? It's like, I get it, but I'm still not gonna, I'm not just gonna blindly trust you.

• 30:50Laci Mosley?

  We do have a saying, all skinfolk ain't kinfolk.

• 30:54Speaker 07

  Exactly.

• 30:56Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 30:57Speaker 07

  That is a newer saying, though. I feel like that came out post 2016, when we were, oh, everybody was black and BLM. And they were like, maybe all black lives don't matter. Do you know what I mean?

• 31:06Laci Mosley?

  Right. We were like, huh, I get why Harriet Tubman shot some of y'all.

• 31:10Speaker 07

  I always say that.

• 31:11Laci Mosley?

  Some of y'all couldn't make it.

• 31:11Speaker 07

  She kept the gun for.

• 31:13Laci Mosley?

  For a reason, okay? Also, people don't talk about this a lot, but you know, the Black Panther movement, it's always been like kind of washed in the sense of like, and, and this is also with our history and the whitewashing of our history, but you think like, you know, Martin Luther King did the marches and the 5Ks, and everybody was together for the boycotts. They weren't all together. There were black people trying to get on the bus. And the Black Panthers would snatch their asses off and beat them up, tell them to walk.

• 31:40Speaker 07

  100%.

• 31:41Laci Mosley?

  We weren't all for the cause.

• 31:43Speaker 07

  It's kind of the same way today. There's always people crossing the picket line.

• 31:47Laci Mosley?

  Truly. You have to be online, talking about purchases that we were like, you're not supposed to be over there. Like, at least if you're gonna go over there, don't tell nobody. Like, what you doing?

• 31:55Speaker 07

  Now that, you keep a secret. So you don't keep a secret if somebody's like, hey, there's some money in here for you. Don't tell nobody. But if you crossing the picket line and you know you're not supposed to be.

• 32:04Laci Mosley?

  Don't tell.

• 32:05Speaker 07

  Don't tell nobody. Don't tell nobody.

• 32:08Laci Mosley?

  Right. Because next thing you know, we see you online hawking the shit.

• 32:11Speaker 07

  This is what I'm saying. It's not the time to show, do a Target haul. It's not the time. Don't tell nobody.

• 32:16Laci Mosley?

  But Target sponsored the show.

• 32:21Laci Mosley?

  So Aslam filed a civil lawsuit in 2021. A year later, Rashid on was indicted. Rashid on had done the same thing to at least nine other neighbors in his community. A mother and a daughter who for a long time lived together in a basement apartment. They gave him $191,000 after he promised to help them buy a modest two-family home in Jamaica, Queens. Now, I know that Rashid on has this, uh, reputation of being a real estate mogul, but there are just like realtors in New York. Now, is real estate in New York shady as hell? Absolutely. So I can kind of understand wanting to stay within your own community, or at least keep the money circulating in your own community.

• 33:05Laci Mosley?

  That's why we're always like, buy black, or if it's black owned, I'm like, okay, let me, let me look at it.

• 33:12Laci Mosley?

  And that's what we're gonna keep quiet about.

• 33:17Speaker 07

  It's amazing water.

• 33:18Laci Mosley?

  Oh, yeah, I got diet cooking here.

• 33:19Speaker 07

  This is LA tap's finest.

• 33:21Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, but so they were trying to get a home and get up out of their basement apartment. And they'd given him $191,000. The house never materialized, and Rashid on blamed COVID delays in the paperwork. But when the women found Aslam's lawsuit against Rashid on online in 2021, they knew the same thing had happened to them. Like, what are all these delays? And why, and, and also, why are you giving anybody $191,000, $200,000 and not going with them? Like, I'm not giving the check directly to you. I wanna be in, you better hire some actors off Craigslist or something to make this real. You better be in the boardroom. You better give me some Selling Sunset. I wanna see Christine in some heels with her titties out, you know, touring, touring estates.

• 34:03Speaker 07

  Yep. And like, who did they make the check out to? Was it Rashid on? Like, his name is on the check? Red flag numero uno. But he's preying on people who don't know any better.

• 34:14Laci Mosley?

  He's also new to this country, so he's telling them, this is how America works. And I can also understand that, too, because I recently watched, um, Real Housewives of Dubai, cuz I was just curious. I was like, what the, cuz there was so many black women on that show, and I was like, what are we doing over there?

• 34:28Speaker 07

  I hate Dubai. It's the worst place in the world.

• 34:31Laci Mosley?

  I always describe it as a city made by rappers. And also, it's like, it depends on slave labor so much, the disparate.

• 34:37Speaker 07

  So many slaves.

• 34:38Laci Mosley?

  Yeah. They take your passport, you can't go nowhere.

• 34:40Speaker 07

  Yeah, no.

• 34:42Laci Mosley?

  It's bad.

• 34:43Speaker 07

  Don't get me started.

• 34:43Laci Mosley?

  Very, very rich people and then very, very poor people, and no one in between.

• 34:47Speaker 07

  No one in between.

• 34:48Laci Mosley?

  And if you look at the, the aesthetic, like the buildings and everything, so, I dare.

• 34:53Speaker 07

  It's so gaudy, and it's like, why you gotta have the biggest everything? And it just seems so contrived. Like, of course I could have the world's biggest mall if I'm gonna put the world's biggest swimming pool inside of it, and the world's museum. You don't need all of this. It's just.

• 35:06Laci Mosley?

  Like, where's the nature? Why are y'all paying millions of dollars for a driver's plate? Like a driver's license, like the, like the actual plate? So if you want, so apparently the lower the number of your plate, the more money you have. So if you got plate number one, you the richest motherfucking Dubai.

• 35:23Speaker 07

  Oh, no. That's crazy.

• 35:26Laci Mosley?

  But you would pay for that kind of weird status. This is like people who have too much money and not enough to do with it. But over there, you can't purchase property without like living there for a certain amount of time, or having, like, there's certain like things that you have to.

• 35:40Speaker 07

  There's a lot of countries like that, too.

• 35:41Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, there's a lot of brokerage. You can't just own property. I wish we were like that. America's for sale, baby. We like, you come over here and buy up all our shit.

• 35:48Speaker 07

  Yep, it's true.

• 35:49Laci Mosley?

  Take all our industry away. That's why we don't make anything anymore. And then everybody's like, well, what are we gonna do as a country? And it's like, we let everybody take everything from us, which honestly, kind of poetic, but.

• 36:00Speaker 07

  I mean, not gonna lie, it's karma swift.

• 36:05Laci Mosley?

  I mean, I don't like being in it. I wish I wasn't in it, but here we are. So, yeah, I can understand what they're doing. I'm not trying to victim blame here. I'm definitely not laughing at the victims at all. I really feel bad for these people just trying to get a home. But I'm also like, come on, in the future, everybody, if you're listening to this and you're in the immigrant community, I don't care if it's a real estate mogul in your neighborhood, like you better be going everywhere with him, and you better not give any money to anybody other than the person that you're purchasing the home from. That's how real estate works. They're supposed to get a percentage. They're never supposed to get money from you.

• 36:33Speaker 07

  Right. You don't pay anybody directly. You also do, look him up. Like, I would have wanted to know what his own real estate portfolio was, and what does that look like? So I would have went to Accriss and pulled, I don't know what, if they have, I don't, I think it's a New York thing. And so, any dude I'm fucking with who like, I own a house, I'm like. Let me, let me, let me put the name in. I'm looking at the deeds. I'm looking to see if you actually bought it. I'm looking to just, I need to understand the paperwork because the math needs to math.

• 37:01Laci Mosley?

  Because unless you buy it in a trust, it's public record.

• 37:03Speaker 07

  Right, unless it's a trust.

• 37:04Laci Mosley?

  Mm-hmm. And a lot of people make that mistake who are public figures and buy things in their names and don't realize then, you know, TMZ is driving past your house. And that's where, and like, I've been with friends who work in TV and like been at their house and the TMZ truck is driving past us like, and that's where she lives.

• 37:18Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 37:19Laci Mosley?

  Okay, you need to sell this one.

• 37:21Speaker 07

  Why do you drive a past? Put it in an LLC or some other name, but yeah.

• 37:26Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, your lawyer's name something, not, not yours. Um, but that's a lesson that people have to learn sometimes. Part of me wonders if there is like a flex aspect to this. Because Rashidun is known as this real estate mogul, but he hasn't really produced any real estate for these nine parties that have invested with him. So I'm wondering if these people are also, you know, like at the Bangladesh function, they're a ghoul and they're like, oh, you know, I just invested with Rashidun too. We gave him 200,000, we gave him 191,000, I'm up to a million, you know, like.

• 37:57Speaker 07

  Like they want to flex on other people.

• 37:59Laci Mosley?

  In the community. Because also having this much disposable income on you is kind of crazy.

• 38:06Speaker 07

  Well, see, I don't, I, I, I just have so many more questions. Like for that family and the daughter in the basement, was the 191,000 given at one time or is it like over time?

• 38:18Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 38:18Speaker 07

  Like he keeps asking for more money for this and for that, and he's just siphoning it from them.

• 38:23Laci Mosley?

  I think that's definitely probably what happened just because of Aslam's situation where he started with 200,000 and it ended up being a million.

• 38:30Speaker 07

  Right.

• 38:30Laci Mosley?

  Yeah. Where, and that, that's also a good strategy too, to get people off to part with their money. It's like, oh, there's the other fees and now we got, uh, licensing and, you know, he's just making up American stuff that's not real.

• 38:43Speaker 07

  The goalpost. Because you, if you, if he went to ask Aslam for a million dollars off rip, he's like, no, I'm not giving you a million or I need to see all these paperwork. But if, if it's just a small amount, then I can slowly.

• 38:54Laci Mosley?

  50K here, like, oh, we gotta get, we gotta get it up to code, that's gonna be another 30K, like this is how it works in America.

• 39:00Speaker 07

  He's a grifter.

• 39:01Laci Mosley?

  And I would believe him, uh, when he told me this is how it works in America because we are the land of the scams. So I'm sure, I'm sure it does in some facets, you know what I mean? You could be in a place like making money and the next thing you know, the city councilman comes to shake you down. So.

• 39:15Speaker 07

  The way you said that was like it happened to you. Like there was a little bit of like you knew that on an intimate level.

• 39:22Laci Mosley?

  Like, do you want these permits?

• 39:24Speaker 07

  Trying to film this podcast?

• 39:26Laci Mosley?

  Or no?

• 39:28Laci Mosley?

  So the house never materialized, right? And Rashad, or Rashidun, he blames COVID and all of this stuff. Prosecutors say Rashidun's used the stolen money to pay off mortgages, personal expenses, and to buy an apartment in Woodside in his wife Jasmine's name.

• 39:45Speaker 07

  Jasmine of the Jasmine house.

• 39:46Laci Mosley?

  Mm-hmm. So different pockets in the same pair of pants. Rashidun and Jasmine bought and sold, bought, sold and transferred at least six properties across Queens over the past two decades, often within their family and sometimes for no money at all. They included like the colorful Astoria house that we saw and another multifamily building in Jamaica, Queens, that Jasmine is currently selling for 2.599 million. Jasmine, why are you not in jail too?

• 40:16Speaker 07

  Right, why are you giving tours on Corcoran's TikTok?

• 40:20Laci Mosley?

  Right, but also at the same time, I love a woman getting away with scam.

• 40:26Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, see your husband in jail.

• 40:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, she got possible deniability.

• 40:29Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, I had no idea that's what he was doing. He the man, he bring home the money, he, he told me to sign the paperwork, I love it. So public records show that homes were passed between Jasmine, her sister-in-law, Jubaida. Why is everybody in this?

• 40:43Speaker 07

  The whole family.

• 40:45Laci Mosley?

  Jubaida. And Tanny Fashion, uh, which is a corporation the married couple used especially for real estate transactions. I'm sorry, I'm not doing no transaction with nothing called Tanny Fashion.

• 40:57Speaker 07

  Right.

• 40:58Laci Mosley?

  Maybe it's a cultural thing, I don't know about Tanny.

• 41:00Speaker 07

  It's the fashion that really threw me. If you fashion, why are we doing real estate?

• 41:03Laci Mosley?

  Why are we doing real estate?

• 41:04Speaker 07

  Sounds like you've got your, your scams mixed up.

• 41:06Laci Mosley?

  Right. So the sister-in-law first purchased the Jamaica property in 2008, then transferred ownership to Jasmine a day later for $0.

• 41:14Speaker 07

  You see, you see.

• 41:15Laci Mosley?

  That's giving laundering.

• 41:17Speaker 07

  Right.

• 41:17Laci Mosley?

  Five years later, Jasmine sold the building to Tanny Fashion for $660,000, then transferred ownership back to herself in 2017 for $0. So there's also some tax evasion happening here. Rashidun bought the Astoria house in 1999 and then transferred the ownership to Jasmine, who sold it to the sister-in-law in 2008 for $805,000. Five days after that, the sister-in-law transferred the ownership back to Jasmine. They reversed the process in 2014 and then again in April 2025. According to public records, no money ever changed hands. They just kept buying properties and transferring them and buying them and transferring them to the cousin, to the homie, Tanny Fashion, back to Jasmine.

• 42:01Laci Mosley?

  So a forensic accountant described moving property ownership around this way like using different pockets in the same pair of pants, which helps obscure who actually owns things. So it's like, oh, does Jasmine own it? No, no, no, no, actually Tanny owns it. Oh, yeah, actually Tanny sold it back to Rashidun the other day, so we, we don't know who, so now you can't even track who owns the property.

• 42:24Speaker 07

  The wheels in my head are turning.

• 42:26Laci Mosley?

  Same.

• 42:28Laci Mosley?

  So the Bangladeshi community in Queens, um, more than 100,000 people from Bangladesh live in New York City, with many concentrated in the Jamaica and Ozone Park neighborhoods in Queens. Other people Rashidun scammed, some can't afford lawyers. Other are, others are embarrassed that they lost their life savings and many just don't want to approach law enforcement at all right now because, you know, according to experts, the current fear of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, ICE, is making scams in immigrant communities more powerful. That's so fucked up. So now immigrants are like scared that they're gonna get deported if they call the cops, which, I mean, the cops, I get scared if I have to call. I don't call the cops if I have to.

• 43:11Laci Mosley?

  If somebody's dying or there's an accident on the street or something like that, I don't do the bystander effect, I'll call or whatever. But call them to come to me, I've had that done before, if you've read my book, and, uh, they definitely turned on me. And I was like, I called you!

• 43:23Speaker 07

  All the time, all the time.

• 43:25Laci Mosley?

  Yes. So I understand them not calling the police. So fear of ICE was keeping people silent and so was embarrassment, which we always say on the show, like it's not, there's no shame in being scammed. We can all be scammed. We all have a vulnerability. Somebody could definitely get me, somebody has definitely got me. Here we are. So even if they were legal and naturalized, or naturalized American citizens from immigrant families and they, they're here, they've done nothing wrong, they still don't want to call the police because we know that ICE is deporting anybody brown. If you around and brown, we taking you downtown.

• 43:58Speaker 07

  That's what they're saying, actually. I think that's what they knew, I think that's it.

• 44:02Laci Mosley?

  That's what they teach you at the academy.

• 44:04Speaker 07

  And brown.

• 44:04Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, if you see them and they around and they brown, take them downtown.

• 44:08Speaker 07

  Take them downtown.

• 44:08Laci Mosley?

  Which is fucked. So they still have properties listed for sale. Both the Astoria and the Jamaica properties in Jasmine's name are still for sale to this day. But they are under a 1.5, um, yeah, a 1.5 million dollar lien that was placed by the US Attorney's Office. Equal to the restitution Rashidun was ordered to pay to his victims. If they do sell, he may be forced to pay people back. But for now, because Jasmine legally owns the Astoria and Jamaica houses, she's not under any obligation to pay her husband's legal penalties. So now, now we circle back to why they don't like selling it to you, buying it from you, giving it to me for $0. Tanny Fashion, you know, Rashidun, Jasmine.

• 44:53Laci Mosley?

  This is also they could avoid liability, traceability, and now restitution.

• 45:01Laci Mosley?

  Which is wild. They are so trifling, wow. So the asking price for the most colorful house in Queens was reduced to 2.5 million in September. Rashidun is scheduled to be released from prison in 2028.

• 45:14Speaker 07

  Wow.

• 45:15Laci Mosley?

  I just feel like, and tell me what you think about this first. This scam, it kind of feels like it worked a little bit.

• 45:26Speaker 07

  I mean, he got the money, right? It feels like it worked.

• 45:30Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, he had to do a bid, but his wife is out.

• 45:33Speaker 07

  His wife is, yeah, and also does it seem like he was in jail for that long?

• 45:37Laci Mosley?

  No.

• 45:37Speaker 07

  Like if he's gonna be home in 2028, they're selling all this property, Jasmine's on TikTok selling the stuff. Like they can get money from this and when he comes out, they, they're gonna be up again and they can just move to the next community and do it again.

• 45:52Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, I wonder where they live now, because I feel like they can't live in the same Queens community. They, they've got to be social pariahs, right?

• 45:59Speaker 07

  Who knows, honestly? Because you know, sometimes too, in like these immigrant communities, they protect people who are like predators in, in other ways.

• 46:09Laci Mosley?

  Yeah.

• 46:09Speaker 07

  And like, and so I just think.

• 46:11Laci Mosley?

  I feel like every community does that.

• 46:12Speaker 07

  Every community does. So I think that, I think that, um, who knows? It might be a culture of we don't talk about it, that we whisper and we might be fake polite, but we're not, I don't know.

• 46:22Laci Mosley?

  That's true, and it feels like these people have a lot of audacity, so. And even in the descriptors of some of the victims saying that they wouldn't, didn't want to call the police, whether it be for ICE, whether it be for the shame that they got scammed, or maybe just like socially not wanting to be, you know, maybe not wanting to reveal that you've given your finances away and so now people know you're broke. Yeah. Hmm, you got a good point there. I mean, I feel, this is one of the scams that kind of turns my stomach a little bit because I don't feel like justice was served. He's not serving enough time in jail.

• 46:53Speaker 07

  And these people will probably never get their money back. And that's, that's the big thing with these scams. It's like, there are actual victims and they may never, ever get, they may never get their money back, which is crazy.

• 47:05Laci Mosley?

  Because like you were saying before, with the fake celebrity apology, what does that actually do for us? Like Rashidon going to jail doesn't give me my money back.

• 47:17Speaker 07

  Right, right. That's why they should have restorative justice. That's why Rashidon should be able, the family should be like, you stole here, here's how you work it off. I need my back scratched. Every night, I need, I need my, my, my lawn tilled. Like, you gotta work this off.

• 47:33Laci Mosley?

  You work at my laundromat now, Rashidon.

• 47:35Speaker 07

  Now it's indentured servitude. No shade, but like, we talking about the slaves in Dubai, which is crazy that they're taking people's passports. But that shit should be relegated to people who have debts to serve and who have restitutions to pay and they're never gonna make their victims whole. Like, my family owns you now, Rashidon. Rashidon, Jasmine, y'all better write these drugs.

• 47:55Laci Mosley?

  You can't give white people no ideas because now they gonna be for restorative justice.

• 47:58Speaker 07

  They should, I, I believe in restorative.

• 48:00Laci Mosley?

  They're already putting us in prison and making us slaves. We, we just be outside slaves. You know, this would immediately become something terrible.

• 48:06Speaker 07

  Yeah, but I think restorative justice is actually truly rehabilitative.

• 48:09Laci Mosley?

  Yes, if it was done correctly. But we know that in this country, everything is bastardized. Immediately. Because no, restorative justice in, in its essence and in itself, and when it's executed with checks and balances and oversight, is absolutely what should be done. Like, making people slaves in prison and then like institutionalizing them.

• 48:26Speaker 07

  Yeah, why they gotta be slaves in the prison? Make him be a slave in Lady Basement, who she stole with the daughter, and then make him work off his debt to those families.

• 48:34Laci Mosley?

  Right, help, or like, at least he needs to be working a job where, you know, he has room and board, but then everything else that he makes goes to the families.

• 48:41Speaker 07

  No, you don't get room and board. That's a luxury.

• 48:44Laci Mosley?

  He gotta sleep and eat somewhere so he can go to the job.

• 48:48Speaker 07

  I know housing is a human right, but scamming is not. So sorry.

• 48:52Laci Mosley?

  How he gonna get to work and give me?

• 48:54Speaker 07

  I don't know. Figure it out, bro. You got seven chandeliers, you got plastic covered couches, grab one of them shits.

• 49:01Laci Mosley?

  Yeah. You need to sell everything in there. Also, I don't know if these houses are ever gonna sell. They're hideous. And like you said, the refraction of the light, like, is gonna keep that place hot. There was not enough AC in there to keep it cool. You know it's crazy in there.

• 49:15Speaker 07

  Nobody's buying that house.

• 49:17Laci Mosley?

  Also, 2.5 million in Queens? Babes, that's a, that's a house in LA.

• 49:23Speaker 07

  We are in LA, though. So much of real estate is location, to be honest.

• 49:27Laci Mosley?

  I know, but I've been, that's what I'm saying. So, location wise, the, the story of it all is like, babes, what are we talking about? What are we talking about? I know if you're from Queens, you gonna beat my ass after this episode. I am so sorry.

• 49:39Speaker 07

  Come after Lacey directly.

• 49:40Laci Mosley?

  No, this was Carrie.

• 49:41Speaker 07

  I love everyone in Queens.

• 49:43Laci Mosley?

  Carrie was hating on Queens.

• 49:46Laci Mosley?

  You are a queen. I, I love Astoria and, um, and all the famous people from, uh, Queens, like, um...

• 49:53Speaker 07

  But I don't know any famous people from Astoria. There are a lot of famous people from Queens. Nicki Minaj is from Queens. Nas is from Queens.

• 50:00Laci Mosley?

  You gotta name a good one.

• 50:01Speaker 07

  50 Cent is from Queens.

• 50:02Laci Mosley?

  You're not.

• 50:03Speaker 07

  LL Cool J is from Queens.

• 50:04Laci Mosley?

  LL Cool J.

• 50:05Speaker 07

  I only know musicians.

• 50:06Laci Mosley?

  I love LL Cool J. LL Cool J is from Queens and we love him. He done done some stuff.

• 50:11Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, he did. He has done some stuff.

• 50:13Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, he done done some stuff.

• 50:13Speaker 07

  He's from Queens. Everyone from Queens has done stuff.

• 50:16Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, but LL Cool J is great.

• 50:18Speaker 07

  We love LL Cool J.

• 50:19Laci Mosley?

  And I love him. So, and, and, yeah, ladies love Queens.

• 50:24Speaker 07

  We gotta find some more Queens people. I'll think about it and get back to you.

• 50:27Laci Mosley?

  Y'all list some, some famous Queens people, along with y'all's daddy's names, uh, in the comments, because we need to know. Now, before I let you go, Carrie, I need to talk to you about something. Something that happened on an airplane not too long ago. There was a woman going on a bachelorette party, going to enjoy her life. Oh, you know?

• 50:52Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 50:52Laci Mosley?

  But this woman is excited to go on her bachelorette party. And you know when you are walking to the, um, what is it called? The, uh, the gate? Yeah, so before you go to the gate.

• 51:02Speaker 07

  We fly, we travel. It's called the gate.

• 51:04Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, the gate, you know? Before you get on the jet bridge, you know? There is a check-in, again, so you have to scan your boarding pass, or if it's international, you have to scan your boarding pass and show your passport. Or they, you know, have the scary technology where they look at your face. Whatever the case may be. This woman, she's excited about her bachelorette trip. She puts her wallet down for a second, probably to pull out her ID or, you know, grab her boarding pass, and then she heads down the jet bridge. And then she realizes, oh my gosh, I left my wallet somewhere. So she's checking all over the plane. She's checking her purse. Like, there's enough time where she's boarding. That's how I know she was excited, because I board planes like I'm Michelle Obama. Like, I want to walk on the tarmac and get on the plane. I'm gonna be late as hell. Like, even.

• 51:49Speaker 07

  You're the last one.

• 51:50Laci Mosley?

  I've been the last one on the plane so many times. Yeah. I didn't hold it up. I mean, they was gonna leave without me. Do I got a little bead of sweat on me when I get down? Yeah.

• 51:58Speaker 07

  Hilarious.

• 51:59Laci Mosley?

  Yes. Have I gotten in a golf cart many times in the airport? It was like, straight away.

• 52:04Speaker 07

  I always go on first because they go, do you need more time? And yes, I always need more time.

• 52:08Laci Mosley?

  No, I go on first and they still don't do that. All I, all, all it means is that I'm gonna miss the champagne serving. You know? Now, sometimes I get bummed about that. It's like, man, I didn't get my champagne. I now gotta wait till we in the air. I gotta wait 35,000 feet. So, yeah, she's looking and I guess there's enough time for her to get off of the plane and, um, look outside of the plane. She's like, I know I have my wallet because I pulled my ID out of my wallet to get on this flight. So she goes back to the counter and there's no wallet to be found. Then, she's like, huh, well, it has to be on the plane because there's nowhere else it could be. And I looked through all my things and it's not there. So she tells the flight attendants, hey, I don't know where my wallet is. And there was a lovely woman on the flight who was like, hey, did your wallet look like,

• 52:53Laci Mosley?

  was it like a long, thin, wee baton wallet? And she was like, yeah, that was my wallet. And she said, okay, I saw someone pick it up. She said it was a woman with dark curly hair and, um, she was white, she was wearing chunky black Converse. Like, she described her like...

• 53:09Speaker 07

  The whole description, wow.

• 53:11Laci Mosley?

  I was like, girl, you needs to be like, like, do-don. Like, I've always thought, whenever I watch Law & Order SVU, when they give the description of the criminal, I'm like, I can barely remember, like, the things that, like, where my car is parked in a parking garage when I go to the mall. How are you remembering a full description of somebody?

• 53:28Speaker 07

  You gotta stay woke, Lacey.

• 53:29Laci Mosley?

  I know. I've been, I've been trying to be more alert.

• 53:31Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 53:32Laci Mosley?

  I've been looking.

• 53:32Speaker 07

  We gotta talk about it.

• 53:33Laci Mosley?

  Okay. I've been looking right and left. I've been trying. So...

• 53:37Speaker 07

  Keep your head on a swivel.

• 53:41Laci Mosley?

  It hurts.

• 53:42Speaker 07

  I can't.

• 53:42Laci Mosley?

  It hurts.

• 53:43Speaker 07

  My neck is down.

• 53:44Laci Mosley?

  Scams!

• 53:48Laci Mosley?

  911, what's your emergency? Please help us. They're everywhere.

• 53:54Speaker 02

  We think they're murder wantons.

• 53:56Speaker 01

  911 Nashville returns.

• 53:58Speaker 02

  There's a homicide detective down here. Three bodies on the ground.

• 54:02Speaker 01

  With emergencies of biblical proportions.

• 54:04Speaker 02

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• 54:11Speaker 01

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• 56:17Speaker 07

  But I'm also wondering like the logistics. So you stole the wallet, you took the cash out, you put the cash someplace else, then put the wallet into your carry-on? Like, I'm also just so confused.

• 56:27Laci Mosley?

  Because the wallet is worth money as well, because it's a designer wallet.

• 56:30Speaker 07

  Right.

• 56:30Laci Mosley?

  So I think she was like, I already got my own wallet, but this designer one, I'm gonna put this on Poshmark later, so I'm just gonna throw this in my bag.

• 56:35Speaker 07

  So many steps she had to go through.

• 56:37Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, so she took the cash out. And so she must have been fiddling around doing this while...

• 56:42Speaker 07

  While we were boarding.

• 56:43Laci Mosley?

  The commotion was going on.

• 56:44Speaker 07

  I'm sorry, I'm not on the plane. We were not boarding.

• 56:46Laci Mosley?

  I feel like we were on the plane.

• 56:48Speaker 07

  We were not on Frontier.

• 56:48Laci Mosley?

  I don't know, we were not on Frontier, but you know, we was, we were there in Spirit.

• 56:53Speaker 07

  Not on Spirit either. We were also not on Spirit.

• 56:56Laci Mosley?

  We were not. Listen, I don't be classy. I tried to take Spirit back in the day. And when I say tried, it's because they would pull off like a Greyhound bus sometimes. They would leave early. They just shout your name, and if you weren't there, they was like...

• 57:07Speaker 07

  No, Spirit was reliable back in the day. I had a little boo thing in Atlanta. I used to go back and forth all the time.

• 57:12Laci Mosley?

  And Spirit always landed safely. Okay, can't say that about Frontier. Can't say that about America. Can't say that about Delta. But Spirit, you would get, you would land.

• 57:18Speaker 07

  You would get there.

• 57:19Laci Mosley?

  That was their brand, you gonna land, okay? Anything in between, we don't know, but you gonna land. What also struck me too is that when they were like, oh, there's money in the wallet, she was also being hesitant about giving the money back.

• 57:33Speaker 07

  Yes, she was.

• 57:34Laci Mosley?

  Like, the privilege that she had through this whole experience. Like, we talk about robbery, it's in the theme song of the show, and I haven't talked about a robbery in a while, but this is the stupidest fucking robbery I've seen in a long time. Why are you robbing someone at the airport?

• 57:48Laci Mosley?

  With a T and an S in the A R?

• 57:49Speaker 07

  She almost got away with it, though. She almost got away with it.

• 57:52Laci Mosley?

  Did she?

• 57:52Speaker 07

  If somebody didn't give her that description, like, she, like... And then, yeah, she, I mean...

• 58:00Laci Mosley?

  And she's also lucky that this black woman, because I watched this and I was infuriated.

• 58:04Speaker 07

  She got the right black.

• 58:05Laci Mosley?

  But she, but she got a black woman who was so composed and so nice and so sweet that everybody was like, we gotta help this baby. You know, because I feel like if the black woman had been angry, even though she would have been rightfully so, like rightfully to be angry, right? They would have been like, oh, she's aggressive. And that's what that white woman was hoping for.

• 58:22Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 58:22Laci Mosley?

  She was hoping for her to get angry. Meanwhile, I also watched another black woman who was sitting in the first row, the one with the, um, the red curly hair. She hopped up out of her seat and, and careened over the corner and was like, you need your ass beat.

• 58:36Speaker 07

  She's right.

• 58:38Laci Mosley?

  I said, not the other passengers trying to whoop ass for you.

• 58:41Speaker 07

  I wonder what happened to the lady. She got arrested.

• 58:44Laci Mosley?

  She got arrested. And, um, charges will be filed. But the thing is, is like, when you commit a crime, and she's also on the no-fly list.

• 58:51Speaker 07

  Oh, okay, that's good.

• 58:53Laci Mosley?

  So, but my thing is, is in the airport, if you commit a crime in an airport, it's no longer a misdemeanor.

• 59:01Speaker 07

  Right.

• 59:01Laci Mosley?

  It's a felony.

• 59:02Speaker 07

  Yep.

• 59:03Laci Mosley?

  Why would you be doing felonies at the airport? This is the wrong place to do robbery.

• 59:09Speaker 07

  It's the wrong place. It is the wrong place.

• 59:12Laci Mosley?

  Like, I would never do anything. When I go to the airport, I'm quiet. Like, I walk my head straight. Honestly, the airport, I don't even know if I'm gonna say this, because y'all might try to try me, but if you tried me in the airport, you might get away with it.

• 59:24Speaker 07

  You gonna get away with it.

• 59:26Laci Mosley?

  Come over, you could trip me. I'd be like, oh, I must have fell. Come over, do anything. I'd be like, oh, like, I'm not getting on nobody's no-fly list. I'm not being in nobody's TSA jail. That's wild.

• 59:36Speaker 07

  That is wild.

• 59:38Laci Mosley?

  So, yeah, this, I wanted to talk about this because I was just like, this is not a place to rob people.

• 59:42Speaker 07

  It's not a place to rob people. And she almost got away with it, and I like that somebody was like, did you check the wallet, though? Like, because she was, she was already back at the gate with the lady's thousands of dollars and hundred bills in her pocket, on her person.

• 59:56Laci Mosley?

  Right.

• 59:57Speaker 07

  So crazy.

• 59:58Laci Mosley?

  And also, maybe that's why that flight attendant to me was really smart, too, because he didn't hand her the wallet. He held on to the wallet. Because what if she said, like, the, the bachelorette girl said, oh, I had a thousand dollars in here, and she'd already taken it out of the wallet and hid it and was lying about it? You know what I mean? Like, there's, I mean, like...

• 1:00:16Speaker 07

  Then again.

• 1:00:16Laci Mosley?

  So if the wallet was immediately returned to the bachelorette girl, and then the bachelorette girl was like, I also had a thousand dollars in here, then it's like, we wouldn't know if the bachelorette girl took the money. But since the wallet was transferred to the TSA guy or the, the flight attendant, she hadn't even touched her wallet yet. So if there was money missing, we know she didn't take it.

• 1:00:38Speaker 07

  Got it.

• 1:00:38Laci Mosley?

  You get what I'm saying? Like, sometimes when people lose something and they put a reward on it and they get it back, they might...

• 1:00:43Speaker 07

  That's your scammer brain working. Because I would have never have thought that the lady who just got her wallet back also just stole her own money to them. Like, my mind went, okay, make sure that you undercount this money. Like, that's where my scammer mind met.

• 1:00:56Laci Mosley?

  But see, that's still kind of the same thing.

• 1:00:57Speaker 07

  It is, but the way that you did it is diabolical. You took like the craziest route to her scamming these people. I would, they would have been like, check the money? And I'd have been like, 100, 200, 500? Oh, no, I had, this is short. That's what...

• 1:01:10Laci Mosley?

  I had 10,000 dollars in here.

• 1:01:11Speaker 07

  I had a million, I had rubles, bitch. Where are my rubles?

• 1:01:14Laci Mosley?

  Where's the, where's the loose diamonds I had in here?

• 1:01:17Speaker 07

  Exactly. I had a rare Egyptian...

• 1:01:20Laci Mosley?

  Like, I would have ran it up.

• 1:01:21Speaker 07

  You're on a Frontier flight in the middle seat, be serious. Right, that part, though.

• 1:01:27Laci Mosley?

  That's how they would copy. That's how they would copy. That's how they would copy. Yeah, but like, also just the audacity of this woman and the reluctance throughout the entire process, that would have got me heated.

• 1:01:38Speaker 07

  I think she handled it pretty well, though.

• 1:01:40Laci Mosley?

  No, I mean, the thief.

• 1:01:41Speaker 07

  This is what, I think the thief handled it well. She said, no, I didn't have it. They're like, we're gonna check the cameras. She said, oh. She didn't say anything. A bitch like me, if I had stolen it, I'd have been like, this is racism! Y'all could, I would have caused, I'd have been so wrong, but I would have caused such a scene. So I think she handled it very...

• 1:02:01Laci Mosley?

  I didn't like the nuisance of it all. Because she had an opportunity to not do this, because the black girl came up to her first and said, someone said you took my wallet. And I would have been like, me, the jig is up at that point. Like, I would have been like, oh, my gosh, yes, I did. And I have it for you right here. I was gonna ask on the plane. You know, I was trying to be a good Samaritan. I'm trying to get out of this.

• 1:02:19Speaker 07

  If you get caught in a lie, the rule is to keep lying. This is why...

• 1:02:24Laci Mosley?

  That is me lying. I'm being like, I found a wallet and I thought somebody would need it. Oh, I'm so glad I caught you.

• 1:02:33Laci Mosley?

  Here you go. And I turned to the corner real quick with the money back.

• 1:02:37Laci Mosley?

  Here you go. Have a great bachelorette.

• 1:02:39Speaker 07

  You just set the money out to keep it safe from the thief. Like, I took it out, so that...

• 1:02:43Laci Mosley?

  That's all.

• 1:02:43Speaker 07

  Okay.

• 1:02:44Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, then I said, sit on down, bachelorette, you have a good time. You get you one of those little airplane Grey Goose's on me, okay?

• 1:02:50Speaker 07

  You know what's hilarious?

• 1:02:51Laci Mosley?

  I'm not getting a kick about the flight.

• 1:02:52Speaker 07

  We have the same philosophy, but different ways of going about it. Like, every time, you're like, I would have lied, but my, your lie is a different lie than my lie.

• 1:03:01Laci Mosley?

  No, we're still lying.

• 1:03:02Speaker 07

  Yeah, we're still lying. I'm gonna double down.

• 1:03:04Laci Mosley?

  Yeah. At that point, we can't tell the truth.

• 1:03:06Speaker 07

  No, you can't.

• 1:03:07Laci Mosley?

  That's not gonna help.

• 1:03:07Speaker 07

  You can't. You can, I learned that early as a kid. Like, if you get caught lying, you don't get points for then being honest about lying.

• 1:03:15Laci Mosley?

  You really don't.

• 1:03:15Speaker 07

  Now you're just a liar. So just don't lie or lie. Okay? Lie.

• 1:03:21Laci Mosley?

  Lie. Believe your own lie. You, you in it now.

• 1:03:24Speaker 07

  Delusional levels of lying.

• 1:03:26Laci Mosley?

  Right, because nobody's ever gonna think like, oh, well, you're so great for telling us the truth now. No, you already lied, you a liar. So you might as well keep lying.

• 1:03:33Speaker 07

  You gotta keep lying.

• 1:03:34Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, yeah, we on the same page. But I'm trying to tell the lie that's gonna keep me on the flight. I'm like, yeah, I was looking for who this belonged to. I'm glad I got it back to you. You and your husband, I hope y'all have great nuptials.

• 1:03:44Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm. I was actually gonna have the, uh, flight attendant make an announcement.

• 1:03:48Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, I was waiting for everybody to get planes.

• 1:03:50Speaker 07

  To get swayed, because there was still more people coming on. And I didn't know who's on it was gonna be.

• 1:03:54Laci Mosley?

  Yeah, because we need everybody seated on the plane before the announcement happens, so then we can make sure we get it to the right person.

• 1:04:00Speaker 07

  I just wanted to make sure. I was making it sure that it landed safely at the destination that we was all going to.

• 1:04:04Laci Mosley?

  If she had tried, I think she would have got away with it. Because I was just like, you know, I'm a nice white lady.

• 1:04:07Speaker 07

  She didn't even have no fight in her, stupid.

• 1:04:09Laci Mosley?

  That's what I didn't like about her. It's like, oh, you, I don't know, is this racial? You think, because you robbing a Negroes that it's not worth your time to lie to me? Like, you're just like, here, damn, ugh. And then close your bin back like you still go fuck?

• 1:04:20Speaker 07

  Yeah, the closing of the bin was crazy. My, I'd have been like, here you go. And I'd just put the cuffs on. I'd just hand it out in my hand like, mm-hmm, I, you know, just, just do it. Just take me on the purple walk.

• 1:04:30Laci Mosley?

  You know what? I, at least I'm gonna give it back. I would have, right, taken my shit out. And then I was trying to walk off the plane like, oh, I can't make this one. Like, I'm trying to get the fuck ASAP. Like, maybe they can't catch me.

• 1:04:40Speaker 07

  You have to fake me on the phone, too, when you're awkward, moment. You'd be like, hold on, guys, sorry, you know?

• 1:04:45Laci Mosley?

  It's my daughter. It's my daughter. Yeah, what's up, sweetheart? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, do something.

• 1:04:50Speaker 07

  Something, fight back.

• 1:04:51Laci Mosley?

  I had just hated the disdain that she had. Like, at least lie to me. Like, come on, ugh, ugh.

• 1:04:57Speaker 07

  Terrible.

• 1:04:57Laci Mosley?

  Yes. Well, that brings us to the end of a great episode, Carrie.

• 1:05:00Speaker 07

  Oh, that was so much fun.

• 1:05:02Laci Mosley?

  Thank you for being here, it was so much fun.

• 1:05:03Speaker 07

  Thank you for having me.

• 1:05:05Laci Mosley?

  Is there anything you'd like to plug? Where can people find you? All of the things.

• 1:05:08Speaker 07

  Um, I'm doing my one-woman show called Mud Hole in New York City in November, November 4th, at ArzNova. It's produced by Lena Waithe. We're doing a talk back and, um, you know, there's, there's a lot of hustling, scheming, and scamming in that. So if you listen to this, you should come see Mud Hole.

• 1:05:26Laci Mosley?

  Yes, pull up to the show, you're gonna love it. You know, you know y'all already love Carrie, yes. And as always, y'all, you can snitch on your friends and your family and your enemies at [email protected]. And, you know, buy my book, read my book. All of my scams that are in there, the ones that I don't cover on the show. You know, you gotta keep some scams a secret, okay? In hard back.

• 1:05:46Speaker 07

  Yep, you gotta pay.

• 1:05:47Laci Mosley?

  And you can watch Scam Goddess on Hulu. All of the first season is out on Hulu now. You can watch Going Down Hulu. You can watch my movies on Netflix. You can go watch me, put me in your eyeballs. Watch us on YouTube. Uh, go on scamgodesspod on Instagram if you want to see the visuals, okay? You, unlike Beyonce, you are not the visuals, okay? You can go watch the visuals. I'm still mad at that lady for not giving us those visuals. She won't let us buy them. She said, were you in the theater? Did you open your eyes? Good?

• 1:06:14Speaker 07

  Nope.

• 1:06:15Laci Mosley?

  I went, and we were dancing, and we had our fans clacking. And I was at the concert, I went twice. And was gonna go a third time, still about the tickets, didn't end up making it, gave them to my mama. I'd be giving that lady all my money. Everybody's like, we doing act, act three? I'm like, can we wait, guys? Because like, in this economy...

• 1:06:31Speaker 07

  We trying to recoup.

• 1:06:32Laci Mosley?

  Right, she, Beyonce knows in this economy.

• 1:06:34Speaker 07

  Mm-hmm. That's another scam. Oh, sorry, I'm just kidding.

• 1:06:38Laci Mosley?

  No, no, no, no, no. Whoops. Sometimes scams are good. Sometimes scams are good, okay? I would give that lady all my money. And she know the first and the 15th, okay? She know when to come in. Or right around the 22nd, when everybody's recouped a little bit, she'd be like, it's time for me to take some money from you. Love it. All right, congregation, I want you to get out there and be a queen, even if you're in Astoria.

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