Ant’s New Glasses & Dec Loves BTS

We’re hanging out on holiday again! This week, Ant’s sporting a snazzy new look, Dec’s injured someone on the golf course, and the winner of our sweepstake is finally revealed 👀 Plus, the boys banana rate your weird and wonderful hacks and inventions, Ant shares the story of an awkward incident at the massage parlour, and Dec announces new beef…with Madonna! We also hear where in the world you’ve been listening on your holidays, and surprise surprise, Ant’s dopplegangers have gone international 🌍 Keep your correspondence, inventions and holiday bingo items coming at [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you'd like us to use. If you'd rather we didn't mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you'd like a full name shout out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 00:00 - Coming up 03:00 - Dec Injures His Golf Partner 06:10 - Ant’s New Glasses 10:40 - A Great Uncle, Again13:00 - Holiday Correspondents 20:12 - Ant’s 1-minute Mini Golf 22:47 - The Hacktory 31:40 - An Awkward Thai Massage 35:40 - Half Time Show 39:20 - Sweepstake Winner 41:30 - Dec’s 1-minute Mini Golf 42:50 - ‘No The Game’ 44:45 - Holiday Tombola Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:29Ant McPartlin?

  On the show this week, Deck has hit someone on the golf course.

• 0:33Declan Donnelly?

  You heard her. As it hit him on the back of the head. And reveals his snazzy new look. For what?

• 0:41Ant McPartlin?

  Like, I went to the Rolodzara here and bought... Have you any sex trousers? Did I accidentally flash someone in a massage parlor? And it's everywhere. It's just like that. She can see everything.

• 0:55Declan Donnelly?

  We absolutely love one and only one of your inventions.

• 0:59Ant McPartlin?

  I'm gonna give you a seven out of eight, to be honest.

• 1:00Declan Donnelly?

  Boom, Jeff!

• 1:02Ant McPartlin?

  And we hear from all of you listening all over the world on holiday. Enjoy the show!

• 1:08Declan Donnelly?

  Enjoy the show!

• 1:15Declan Donnelly?

  Hello, everybody! Good morning, good evening, welcome back. Well, it's not welcome back to The Hangout. I've made that mistake again. We're not in The Hangout, we're on holiday. Welcome to our holidays for another hanging out with him and me.

• 1:27Ant McPartlin?

  Smoothly done. You can tell he's on his holidays. He's lost it. He's just chilled. He's 100% chilled. He's forgetting the intro to the whole show.

• 1:37Declan Donnelly?

  I'm just a chill guy.

• 1:38Ant McPartlin?

  Just a chill guy.

• 1:39Declan Donnelly?

  Hello, Heckler's Corner, back in London. Hey! Hi! For those of you just listening, Heckler's Corner, or have got their sunglasses on, swimming goggles, some hats, are you effectively on holiday?

• 1:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, you're on the beach, aren't you? You're dialing it in.

• 1:54Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 1:55Speaker 03

  Just dialing in. We're gonna pop off after this.

• 1:58Declan Donnelly?

  Um, but we are still on holiday, so you're very welcome to it. How's your holiday going so far, Anne?

• 2:03Ant McPartlin?

  And my holiday is going well. How's your holiday going so far?

• 2:07Declan Donnelly?

  It's good. It's good. Well, I've been on holiday.

• 2:09Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 2:09Declan Donnelly?

  But then I had to go back to the UK.

• 2:11Ant McPartlin?

  You did. You went back for a wedding?

• 2:13Declan Donnelly?

  I went back for a wedding. Um, so I got here. I've been on holiday for a few days. I was on holiday for four days. And then I had to fly back to London for a wedding. Well, actually, I went to the Cotswolds. So it was red hot. We think it's hot on holiday. It's even hotter in the Cotswolds, let me tell you.

• 2:30Ant McPartlin?

  We can't cope with it in the UK.

• 2:31Declan Donnelly?

  We're not built for it. We're not built for it.

• 2:33Ant McPartlin?

  There's no air con anywhere. The buildings are too insulated. It's just too hot.

• 2:38Declan Donnelly?

  It's too hot. But it was, it was lovely to go back for a wedding. So I've, I've done that. Uh.

• 2:43Ant McPartlin?

  Did the bride look nice?

• 2:44Declan Donnelly?

  The bride looked beautiful.

• 2:46Ant McPartlin?

  Oh.

• 2:47Declan Donnelly?

  Have you ever been to a wedding? I asked that question where the bride was, somebody, everybody, anybody said, oh no, the bride was a bit ropey.

• 2:53Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. She looked a bit like an ugly pig, but it was a lovely day. No one's ever said that.

• 2:59Declan Donnelly?

  Nobody said that ever, anywhere, ever.

• 3:01Ant McPartlin?

  Never. It's like babies. Never go, oh, what an ugly baby. But I'm sure it'll grow up to be handsome or beautiful.

• 3:10Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Oh, it's really shriveled.

• 3:12Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Oh, it looks like an alien. What a lovely alien you have.

• 3:16Declan Donnelly?

  Um.

• 3:17Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, you're no good. Good. Do you feel tired then? Because you flew back and forth?

• 3:22Declan Donnelly?

  I've been jet setting across around the world. So, uh, I'm back now, but I'm, yeah, I'm back. Ready to relax, ready to enjoy the rest of my holiday.

• 3:30Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 3:31Declan Donnelly?

  And charge me batteries.

• 3:32Ant McPartlin?

  And you played golf yesterday without me?

• 3:34Declan Donnelly?

  Played golf without you yesterday.

• 3:35Ant McPartlin?

  Without me?

• 3:37Declan Donnelly?

  Didn't play very well.

• 3:38Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 3:39Declan Donnelly?

  Did you hear what happened?

• 3:41Ant McPartlin?

  I did hear what happened. Yes, because I met the person in question at my house.

• 3:47Declan Donnelly?

  Uh oh. Is he all right?

• 3:49Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, it hurts.

• 3:51Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 3:52Ant McPartlin?

  Do you want to explain or shall I explain?

• 3:54Declan Donnelly?

  I'll explain.

• 3:56Ant McPartlin?

  Go on then, I think, I mean, this isn't part of our mini golf segment, by the way. This is something interesting that happened on the golf course, so we're allowed to talk about it.

• 4:05Declan Donnelly?

  It does, it does include a little bit of golf chat.

• 4:09Ant McPartlin?

  It does.

• 4:10Declan Donnelly?

  Because I was seventy five, eighty yards from the green. I thought this is a sand iron shot, sand wedge. So I thought, hmm, might be a bit much. So I just opened the club face a little bit and just get under it.

• 4:25Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 4:26Declan Donnelly?

  And just landed gently on the green.

• 4:29Ant McPartlin?

  So you're, so you're opening it up.

• 4:31Declan Donnelly?

  I opened the club face a little bit.

• 4:32Ant McPartlin?

  Force it out right.

• 4:33Declan Donnelly?

  Which would force it right, which happened to be where two of my playing partners were stood. And as I hit the ball, it went up in the air and headed in their general direction. I shouted, for right, which means you should duck. One of them delayed his duck a little bit. I finally ducked and honest to God, you heard her.

• 4:57Declan Donnelly?

  As it hit him on the back of the head.

• 5:00Ant McPartlin?

  Deck has hit someone on the golf course, not just anyone. My daughter's boyfriend. So I heard about this when he got in last night, rubbing the back of his head in a lot of pain.

• 5:16Declan Donnelly?

  Bless him.

• 5:17Ant McPartlin?

  In a lot of pain.

• 5:18Declan Donnelly?

  He said, it's all right, you hit the soft bit. Didn't, didn't sound like the soft bit. Didn't make the noise.

• 5:24Ant McPartlin?

  That wasn't soft.

• 5:24Declan Donnelly?

  It didn't make the noise of the soft bit.

• 5:26Ant McPartlin?

  It didn't, it made a clunk.

• 5:28Declan Donnelly?

  Felt and still feel so bad.

• 5:32Ant McPartlin?

  To be fair, I'm not quite sure he's awake.

• 5:35Declan Donnelly?

  I don't.

• 5:35Ant McPartlin?

  This morning. Do you think I should go and check?

• 5:38Declan Donnelly?

  Don't.

• 5:38Ant McPartlin?

  Should I go and check, just make sure, just, are you, are you alive? Hello, are you alive? Are you alive?

• 5:45Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I, honest to God, I feel so bad. I've never done that before.

• 5:49Ant McPartlin?

  Well, were you playing well up to that point?

• 5:52Declan Donnelly?

  Not particularly.

• 5:53Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 5:54Declan Donnelly?

  And, and also.

• 5:54Ant McPartlin?

  Did you play well after that point?

• 5:57Declan Donnelly?

  No, not particularly, not good words after that. And the worst of it is.

• 6:00Ant McPartlin?

  I'm not surprised. If you said I played better after that, that would make you a psychopath.

• 6:05Declan Donnelly?

  But you know, the worst of it is.

• 6:06Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 6:07Declan Donnelly?

  He was my partner.

• 6:08Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 6:09Declan Donnelly?

  We were playing, we were playing match play, two against two in the full ball. He was my partner. We were on a team.

• 6:16Ant McPartlin?

  Did you win?

• 6:17Declan Donnelly?

  No, we lost. Of course we lost. We must have spent the pot after that.

• 6:22Ant McPartlin?

  Oh God, well I'm pleased I didn't play because if I played, I would have been your partner and that would have been me. It's true though.

• 6:30Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, and you haven't got a soft bit.

• 6:32Ant McPartlin?

  I've just got one big hard bit.

• 6:36Ant McPartlin?

  Talking to big heads, I am talking to my big head in particular. I forgot to bring any glasses on holiday. Right, you've got your reading glasses on now.

• 6:46Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 6:47Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, so I was like, oh my God, so I panicked and panicked ordered a lot of glasses, no one's online. Where they just send you them the next day.

• 6:56Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 6:57Ant McPartlin?

  So anyway, they got here on a holiday.

• 7:00Declan Donnelly?

  Are they all different styles?

• 7:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, they're all different styles, they're not cool.

• 7:06Declan Donnelly?

  Can we have a look on camera? If you're just listening to this, I think you're in for a treat, you're gonna miss a treat here.

• 7:12Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I think the ladies glasses.

• 7:14Declan Donnelly?

  That's fine.

• 7:15Ant McPartlin?

  Which is, I've got no problem with wearing of all ladies' glasses before, that's absolutely fine.

• 7:23Ant McPartlin?

  But they're a bit, they're a bit, look at this.

• 7:26Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 7:28Ant McPartlin?

  Look at this.

• 7:29Speaker 03

  You're like Ed Nemo from The Incredibles.

• 7:31Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I do, I look like some kind of gangster from a Guy Ritchie movie. Here, give me the money, all right? You getting that money? You get it here now, or you're getting in the noggin.

• 7:43Declan Donnelly?

  Or a little bit like the guy from Up.

• 7:45Ant McPartlin?

  They are like the guy from Up, aren't they? But they're a bit, they're an old woman's glass, aren't they?

• 7:51Declan Donnelly?

  They're not, they're not the, they're not the ones.

• 7:54Ant McPartlin?

  They're not, no, they're not. Shall I get another pair?

• 7:56Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 7:56Ant McPartlin?

  Hold on, hold on. I've got a few here.

• 8:03Declan Donnelly?

  They're sunglasses. They're sunglasses, yeah, they're good.

• 8:06Ant McPartlin?

  But they're prescription.

• 8:07Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 8:08Declan Donnelly?

  They're cool.

• 8:09Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, but the problem is I can't really wear these reading bell lights. So it's either these or these.

• 8:16Declan Donnelly?

  Oh dear.

• 8:18Ant McPartlin?

  That's the problem.

• 8:19Declan Donnelly?

  And also, put the other ones on again. Yeah, you bit, you look a bit like PJ in Bury Grove.

• 8:26Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I do, don't I?

• 8:27Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  You can't see, man!

• 8:28Ant McPartlin?

  You mean a blight PJ.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  You can't see, man!

• 8:32Ant McPartlin?

  I should probably take the sticker off if I'm gonna use these on about.

• 8:35Declan Donnelly?

  Not unless you're gonna send them back.

• 8:37Ant McPartlin?

  Hmm, I'm not gonna send them back. Who sends anything like that back? Where do you send them back to? Do you know what I mean? You've never, the, the world is full of crap like this, that nobody knows where to send it back to.

• 8:48Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 8:49Ant McPartlin?

  It's true though. Like the amount of times we've all got something delivered and went, I should send this back if I knew how to.

• 8:56Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm. Talking of looking like dicks.

• 8:59Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 9:01Declan Donnelly?

  Um, at, at the wedding.

• 9:03Speaker 04

  Sequels today.

• 9:05Ant McPartlin?

  Go on, we're not on holiday, we're on it. Boom!

• 9:09Declan Donnelly?

  I met this guy at the wedding and he really made me laugh with something he said.

• 9:12Ant McPartlin?

  Go on.

• 9:13Declan Donnelly?

  And it was a, I think a backhanded compliment. And he was talking about, he's like,

• 9:18Ant McPartlin?

  The best kind.

• 9:18Declan Donnelly?

  I was a big fan of SMTV Live growing up. It's my favourite thing. I grew up on it. And he must have been in his kind of late, when he's early thirties maybe. He says my favourite thing, he said, I loved Chums, I loved Challenge Ant, and I love Wonky Donkey. He said, basically, I love how you were both total dicks to kids.

• 9:42Ant McPartlin?

  So that is a compliment, I suppose.

• 9:44Declan Donnelly?

  Is that a compliment?

• 9:44Ant McPartlin?

  It is, yeah, it is.

• 9:46Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 9:46Ant McPartlin?

  Cause that wasn't our, that wasn't our plan, was to go out there and be dicks to kids, was it?

• 9:52Declan Donnelly?

  It just came very naturally to us.

• 9:54Ant McPartlin?

  It's just our presenting style.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  We've had a couple of comments about the, the mini golf segment, which we'll be doing again this week.

• 10:03Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 10:04Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 10:04Declan Donnelly?

  Did people hate it?

• 10:06Speaker 04

  A couple of people said we're not interested. A couple of people said, I need to hear the end of Ant's story.

• 10:11Declan Donnelly?

  So mini golf is where one of us gets one minute to talk about golf, um, when the horn blows. So it's not, so the podcast isn't, doesn't become basically a golf podcast.

• 10:23Ant McPartlin?

  So if you listen or watch it like mini golf, please let us know in the comments because we need to prove the hecklers wrong. And if you have any golf tips, any swing tips, any potting tips, please get in touch with us and we can, we can incorporate it into mini golf.

• 10:39Declan Donnelly?

  I can't chip. Can anybody teach me how to chip? I can't chip. I keep hitting people on the head. Or, um, or I, I keep, um, chunking it and then just topping it and it bubbles. I can't, I can't get a nice chip. Can anybody teach me how to chip? Please?

• 10:54Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, good, good, this is good. And I need to talk to somebody about drivers. Can we start mini golf right now?

• 11:02Speaker 04

  No, you have to wait till the time comes.

• 11:04Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 11:06Declan Donnelly?

  Hey, I had another exciting week. I've become a great uncle again.

• 11:10Ant McPartlin?

  Yay.

• 11:12Declan Donnelly?

  My nephew Dominic and his wife Sarah had a little baby, um, a little baby human. And yeah, I'm now a great, a great uncle, twice. Like twice in, what is that, two months?

• 11:23Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, well done.

• 11:24Declan Donnelly?

  Thanks.

• 11:25Ant McPartlin?

  You wait for ages and then two come along at once.

• 11:27Declan Donnelly?

  Two come along at once.

• 11:28Ant McPartlin?

  Do we have a name?

• 11:29Declan Donnelly?

  We do have a name.

• 11:30Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 11:31Declan Donnelly?

  They've named the baby after my dad.

• 11:33Ant McPartlin?

  Oh.

• 11:34Declan Donnelly?

  After, would have been his great granddad.

• 11:37Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh.

• 11:37Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, my dad's name was Alphonsus.

• 11:41Ant McPartlin?

  Great name.

• 11:42Declan Donnelly?

  They've named the baby Alphonsus.

• 11:44Ant McPartlin?

  That's a cool name now, I think, probably.

• 11:46Declan Donnelly?

  Is it?

• 11:47Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 11:48Declan Donnelly?

  I think they'll probably shorten it to something, but, but yeah, great uncle. I feel incredibly old.

• 11:54Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, don't feel old. I was talking to kids yesterday, we had a moment where, um, while I was drinking our, he's like, not a sippy cup, so it's, it's about this size. It's like a mini water bottle and it's got, one that you like, it's got the straw at the top.

• 12:11Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, we like that.

• 12:12Ant McPartlin?

  So it's got dinosaurs all down the side.

• 12:14Declan Donnelly?

  Oh yeah, I love it.

• 12:16Ant McPartlin?

  And then he flipped the lid up and he's sucking like this and he's loved it all holidays, been his big boy cup. Daddy, water owls and he's getting more frustrated and like, what, what is he talking about? Anyway, so I took it and I had a little suck out of the straw. And it made, made that noise. It must have been recently washed up.

• 12:37Ant McPartlin?

  So bless him, he thinks this owl's living in his water bottle.

• 12:42Speaker 03

  That's so cute.

• 12:42Ant McPartlin?

  So we all said, yeah, the owl, sorry, I walk for the owl, yeah, this more owls in there. I mean, he'll be traumatised when he really thinks about it. It won't be on the slipper knife.

• 12:51Declan Donnelly?

  No, he criticises all the ghosts he sees.

• 12:54Ant McPartlin?

  I know, well, it wasn't ghosts, was it?

• 12:55Declan Donnelly?

  No, that's true, yeah.

• 12:56Ant McPartlin?

  It was, it was an open door, closed.

• 13:00Ant McPartlin?

  Ghosts first, owls in his water bottles.

• 13:02Declan Donnelly?

  What next?

• 13:03Ant McPartlin?

  It's very spiritual, isn't it?

• 13:07Declan Donnelly?

  I've got a little message here. We've had a lot of messages in from people on their holidays.

• 13:13Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you to me.

• 13:14Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, I'm talking to you. I'm telling you about my message. We've had a lot of messages from people on their holidays telling us where they are to join the Hanging Out Tourist Board. Adam is in Marseille.

• 13:25Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, hi, Adam.

• 13:26Declan Donnelly?

  Hi, Adam. Ever been?

• 13:28Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, have I been to Marseille? I don't think I have.

• 13:31Declan Donnelly?

  I've never been. The Jackson family are in Alpe d'Huez.

• 13:35Ant McPartlin?

  Where's that?

• 13:36Declan Donnelly?

  Is that in the Alps?

• 13:38Speaker 03

  I think I've been there.

• 13:40Ant McPartlin?

  France?

• 13:41Declan Donnelly?

  Ever, well, ever been to the Alps?

• 13:43Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, yes, I've been to the Alps. I've been to the Alps. I've been Swiss, Swiss Alps.

• 13:47Declan Donnelly?

  Swiss Alps.

• 13:48Ant McPartlin?

  Not French Alps.

• 13:49Declan Donnelly?

  French Alps.

• 13:50Ant McPartlin?

  Right, no, can't help you.

• 13:51Declan Donnelly?

  Rachel in Shaun are in Carvero, Portugal. Is that how it's pronounced? Cov, cov, Carvero?

• 13:59Ant McPartlin?

  Carvero.

• 14:00Declan Donnelly?

  They're in Carvero in Portugal. Ever been?

• 14:03Ant McPartlin?

  Hola. Portugal, yes, many times, many, many times.

• 14:07Declan Donnelly?

  Carvero?

• 14:07Ant McPartlin?

  Never been.

• 14:08Declan Donnelly?

  Never been. Haley's in Tenerife.

• 14:11Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yes.

• 14:13Declan Donnelly?

  We've been to Tenerife. Haley's now our...

• 14:15Ant McPartlin?

  Hola.

• 14:16Declan Donnelly?

  Tenerife correspondent. Sharon and Tony are in Marmaris in Turkey.

• 14:21Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, that is hot, Turkey.

• 14:23Declan Donnelly?

  I bet it's hot.

• 14:23Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, what?

• 14:26Declan Donnelly?

  But you know Sharon and Tony, they love the sun, don't they?

• 14:28Ant McPartlin?

  They love the sun, they do. They're like two leather handbags. They love it, because sitting there all day.

• 14:34Declan Donnelly?

  Whatever the weather.

• 14:35Ant McPartlin?

  Two crocodiles drinking Fanta lemon around the pool.

• 14:38Declan Donnelly?

  They're our correspondence in Turkey.

• 14:40Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 14:41Declan Donnelly?

  Ellie is in Zante. She is currently listening in Zante in Greece. Absolutely love listening to the podcast every week, she says. Usually listen on the way to work, but now it's even better, listening on a sunbed in Greece with me boyfriend Tom. Respect guys, from Ellie in Zante, originally in Derbyshire.

• 14:58Ant McPartlin?

  Hi Ellie.

• 15:00Declan Donnelly?

  Ellie is our-

• 15:00Ant McPartlin?

  I wonder if Ellie's just finished her A levels, because a lot of the kids who've finished their A levels, they all head off to Zante now. That's the place to go, yeah.

• 15:07Declan Donnelly?

  Is that, is that where they are?

• 15:08Ant McPartlin?

  That's the last port he sent, well, in Zante, isn't it Fiona?

• 15:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, and Magaluf.

• 15:14Ant McPartlin?

  And Magaluf, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.

• 15:17Declan Donnelly?

  Alan is our correspondent in Slovenia now.

• 15:20Ant McPartlin?

  Oh Alan!

• 15:22Declan Donnelly?

  Alan is in Slovenia.

• 15:24Ant McPartlin?

  Ever been?

• 15:25Declan Donnelly?

  Never been.

• 15:25Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, same here, I'd like to go.

• 15:28Declan Donnelly?

  He was on holiday in Slovenia last week and went to the Technical Museum of Slovenia.

• 15:34Ant McPartlin?

  Sounds dull, but tell me more.

• 15:36Declan Donnelly?

  He's not one for a sunbed, he can't sit there, he gets too fidgety.

• 15:39Ant McPartlin?

  Too hot for him, yeah, exactly. He needs to do something.

• 15:43Declan Donnelly?

  Well, he went to the Technical Museum, which is a massive place with quite a range of different exhibits from cars to tractors. At one point-

• 15:51Ant McPartlin?

  Sorry, sorry, I really switched off.

• 15:53Declan Donnelly?

  This does get more interesting.

• 15:54Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 15:55Declan Donnelly?

  At one point, I came across a statue, which I think looks suspiciously like an older version of Ant as a priest.

• 16:03Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 16:06Declan Donnelly?

  That is very good.

• 16:07Ant McPartlin?

  What the hell? That's not very good.

• 16:09Declan Donnelly?

  It is!

• 16:10Ant McPartlin?

  No, it's not! That's not me, Alan! Okay, I have to do a little bit of me.

• 16:14Declan Donnelly?

  He says, is this statue an ancestor of Ant, or maybe a future glimpse?

• 16:20Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, maybe it is, Alan.

• 16:22Declan Donnelly?

  Well, interestingly, when we did our DNA journey, you had a priest as an ancestor, do you remember?

• 16:28Ant McPartlin?

  I did, I did have a priest as an ancestor back in Drumkir in Ireland, where my ancestors are from.

• 16:35Declan Donnelly?

  He built the church there.

• 16:36Ant McPartlin?

  He did build a church, a lovely looking church as well.

• 16:39Declan Donnelly?

  And maybe a statue.

• 16:41Ant McPartlin?

  Maybe he travelled around. Do you know what? The more I look at it, it is a bit of me. That's what I'm going to look like when my eyebrows turn grey.

• 16:51Declan Donnelly?

  There you go.

• 16:51Ant McPartlin?

  Wow, thanks Alan. Okay Alan, I take it back. Good story.

• 16:56Declan Donnelly?

  Jennifer is now our correspondent in Corfu.

• 16:59Ant McPartlin?

  Hi Jennifer.

• 17:01Declan Donnelly?

  She says, have you been to Corfu?

• 17:02Ant McPartlin?

  I haven't. I don't think so.

• 17:04Declan Donnelly?

  Don't think I have. Jennifer says, happy holidays guys. Just watched you hanging out on holiday while eating breakfast on holiday in Corfu. No bananas available on breakfast unfortunately.

• 17:14Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 17:16Declan Donnelly?

  She's got a nice slice of bacon there though and a bit of tomato.

• 17:18Ant McPartlin?

  That looks a nice little setup she's got there, doesn't it?

• 17:20Declan Donnelly?

  It does, yeah.

• 17:21Ant McPartlin?

  Look at that. Having her breakfast, she's watching the pod, she's got the pool in front of her. That is brilliant. Mind you, a zero banana rating for that buffet if you don't have bananas.

• 17:30Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 17:31Ant McPartlin?

  I don't get that.

• 17:32Declan Donnelly?

  She's had a great relaxing holiday with her husband and son. She's got here eight out of 10 bananas as there's always room for improvement of the husband and son. But says, respect guys, love from Jennifer, your foreign correspondent in Corfu.

• 17:46Ant McPartlin?

  That's good. I like to see photos like that.

• 17:49Declan Donnelly?

  And if you see there, if you see her on the photo, she's got us on the podcast on her phone in Corfu while she's having breakfast. She says, does this count as guerrilla marketing?

• 17:59Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, yeah, kind of. If you turn around and let the other diners see it, then yes.

• 18:04Declan Donnelly?

  As long as you laugh heartily and go, oh, this is a brilliant podcast, we should all be listening to it.

• 18:09Ant McPartlin?

  Don't wear your headphones when you listen to it. So everybody in the restaurant hears it. Cause I know Dec doesn't like that kind of thing normally.

• 18:16Declan Donnelly?

  Normally I don't.

• 18:18Ant McPartlin?

  Unless it's him, then he doesn't mind.

• 18:20Declan Donnelly?

  And I'm thrilled. Dean is also in Corfu.

• 18:23Ant McPartlin?

  Does Dean know her?

• 18:24Declan Donnelly?

  Don't think so.

• 18:25Ant McPartlin?

  They should meet up and watch the podcast together. Dean, why don't you pop round? Cause the buffet is pretty good. Bring your own bananas though, because they're lacking them. And then you can sit and watch the podcast together. Save on somebody's battery.

• 18:37Declan Donnelly?

  But you know what Corfu's like this time of year? It's incredibly lousy. So we do need two foreign correspondents in Corfu.

• 18:43Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, that's cool.

• 18:44Declan Donnelly?

  Dean says, hi guys, loving the podcast, eight bananas. Whilst on holiday in Sadari, Corfu, I came across a Girosh restaurant. Whilst on holiday in Sadari, Corfu, I came across a Girosh, Girosh, Girosh restaurant. You know what a Girosh is, right? The kebab-y thing.

• 19:06Ant McPartlin?

  The kebab, yeah.

• 19:07Declan Donnelly?

  To my surprise, I saw a familiar face pointing back at me. Now I know times are hard with the cost of living crisis going on, but surely I have. Nearly, and you shouldn't be mentioning yourself so thin, working so many jobs. Anyway, it was the best gyrosh, gyros, gyrosh I have had all holiday. Thank you, Ant. Or should I call you Dr. Grill?

• 19:32Ant McPartlin?

  Whoever painted that picture, I hope they're getting a really good bit of money from this. Because the picture of that guy who looks like me, right, is all over the world.

• 19:45Declan Donnelly?

  A lot of jobs, as you know.

• 19:46Ant McPartlin?

  He's got a lot of ice cream man, he makes gyrosh, he's done something else, didn't he clean drains or something?

• 19:51Declan Donnelly?

  Isn't he a plumber as well, isn't he? Yeah.

• 19:53Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, he's a plumber. I mean, whoever did do that in the first place, I hope they're getting some decent wonga for it. They deserve it.

• 20:00Declan Donnelly?

  The question is, though, the question is, how are you, how much are you getting out of it?

• 20:03Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, not, nothing. Nothing.

• 20:05Declan Donnelly?

  Sweet FA.

• 20:06Ant McPartlin?

  Sweet FA. Nothing for me. And it does look like me.

• 20:09Declan Donnelly?

  You need a better agent.

• 20:11Ant McPartlin?

  I do need a better agent. I've got the same agent as you.

• 20:13Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:14Ant McPartlin?

  Maybe we should sack our agent. Hold on. Our agent's your wife. How's that gonna work? It's time, Dirk. It's time. Oh, lucky, Ali. You're out of there.

• 20:24Declan Donnelly?

  Listen, if you're on your holidays, let us know where you are, let us know what you're doing, whether it's any good, and you can become our foreign correspondent. The hanging out foreign correspondents all around the world. Get us your holiday recommendations in, please. [email protected].

• 20:44Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, isn't he? Firstly, can I just say congratulations to Foxy, Declan, who won the Open. We had a sweep state, Declan won the Open. You picked, did you pick Foxy?

• 20:55Declan Donnelly?

  No, I didn't.

• 20:56Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, you didn't pick him?

• 20:57Declan Donnelly?

  No, I didn't pick him.

• 20:58Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, anyway, I'm wasting time talking about the Open, which finished on Sunday night. I'm still wasting time. Okay. I'm struggling with my driver. Now, I used to hit my square, Callaway Square driver, really far and really straight. So every time I bought something new, I don't hit it straight.

• 21:17Declan Donnelly?

  10 seconds.

• 21:18Ant McPartlin?

  What I've realised is it could be in the shaft. I think the shaft on the square is whittier than the shaft on my other drivers. So I took three drivers.

• 21:28Declan Donnelly?

  That's time up. That's time up. Where you've left us is that you've got problems with your shaft.

• 21:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it's too whippy. No, no, I want it to be whuppier, my shaft.

• 21:37Declan Donnelly?

  You need your shaft to be whuppier. We need to go.

• 21:38Ant McPartlin?

  My shaft at the moment is too stiff.

• 21:41Declan Donnelly?

  So you've, so Anne's got problems with his shaft, ladies and gentlemen. If you've got any tips or hints about how he can flex up his shaft?

• 21:48Ant McPartlin?

  Would you recommend a more flexy shaft for an A10 handycapper? Or would you, do you think I should persist with a more stiffer shaft? That is the question I'm throwing out to all hanging out golf fans out there. So please get in touch and let us know.

• 22:06Declan Donnelly?

  Hanging out at beltabox.com.

• 22:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 22:08Declan Donnelly?

  Let us know.

• 22:09Ant McPartlin?

  Still haven't seen Peter Jones on the golf course.

• 22:11Declan Donnelly?

  No, he's not here. So we haven't been able to pitch him anything on the golf course, have we?

• 22:15Ant McPartlin?

  We pitched the Ice Cube thing, didn't pitch the names.

• 22:18Declan Donnelly?

  The name on the back, which we think is probably already a thing.

• 22:21Ant McPartlin?

  I've had a lot of people contact me since the pods got out that that it actually exists.

• 22:26Declan Donnelly?

  Really?

• 22:26Ant McPartlin?

  There is a thing, Fiona. So is it Lola?

• 22:30Speaker 03

  It was Lola, yes. He's so embarrassed he's not even come in today.

• 22:32Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, she's off.

• 22:34Ant McPartlin?

  Right. She's actually on holiday, isn't she?

• 22:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's on holiday as well.

• 22:37Ant McPartlin?

  Where is she? Is she our foreign correspondent in?

• 22:40Speaker 03

  In, I think London. I think she's having a week off in London.

• 22:44Ant McPartlin?

  In London? Oh, okay.

• 22:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:45Ant McPartlin?

  So let me just, let me just point this out to you. We're, we're actually on our holidays and we're zooming in to, to do the podcast. You're still in London, as is she, and she is not.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 22:57Ant McPartlin?

  Part of the podcast.

• 22:59Speaker 03

  No, I know.

• 22:59Speaker 04

  Probably want to check her contract length.

• 23:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I've got it here on my phone. So it's only, it's only three months.

• 23:07Declan Donnelly?

  Cool.

• 23:09Declan Donnelly?

  She's still on probation, isn't she, anyway?

• 23:10Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, she is.

• 23:11Declan Donnelly?

  She has to have a review.

• 23:12Ant McPartlin?

  It's been a year probation. Anyway, do we have any more hacks? Has anybody sent any more holiday hacks in?

• 23:19Speaker 03

  We do.

• 23:20Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, we do?

• 23:21Speaker 03

  I've sent you one, Anne.

• 23:22Ant McPartlin?

  Great, okay. Thank you. Let me have a, oh, this is a, this is a long one. Hi, Aunt Jack in Heckless Corner.

• 23:29Speaker 04

  Hey.

• 23:30Ant McPartlin?

  First of all, loving the podcast. Brighton's up on Monday and Thursday in the week, so thank you.

• 23:35Declan Donnelly?

  Thank you.

• 23:36Ant McPartlin?

  I think you love the invention that my husband Rob's created. Like you, Dec, we have a problem with pigeons.

• 23:44Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 23:45Ant McPartlin?

  But on our roof, because we have solar panels and are attracted to them because of the heat they generate.

• 23:51Declan Donnelly?

  Are they? That's interesting.

• 23:53Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, you think they'd burn their little claws off. So my husband decided to create an extension of what we call the pigeon scarer. He cable tied a window cleaning pole to a fishing net together and uses it on a daily basis. As soon as they hear the net against the roof and see the net coming, they're away and they fly off. So next time you're playing golf with Peter Jones, offer him our invention. Respect, guys. Love, Sarah and Rob. Basically, it's like a, it's like a pool cleaning pole.

• 24:23Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 24:24Ant McPartlin?

  You clean a pole with, a pool with, and they've put a fishing net, one of the nets that you actually have when you're out fishing to collect the fishing, to the pole, and what, they just rattle it off the roof to scare the pigeons?

• 24:38Declan Donnelly?

  So there's a, there's a bit of manual labour involved in this.

• 24:41Ant McPartlin?

  It's a lot of work still.

• 24:44Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm.

• 24:44Ant McPartlin?

  Doesn't it?

• 24:45Declan Donnelly?

  Like, if you're sitting there watching the telly and then you hear them on the roof, you go, oh, I'll go and do the pigeon. It's not something that just exists on the roof which scares away pigeons.

• 24:53Ant McPartlin?

  No, that's what I thought it would be. Because you know, you can get like plastic owls or plastic eagles and you put them on your roof.

• 25:01Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 25:01Ant McPartlin?

  And the pigeons think they're a real bird if they don't. May- maybe they should just do that.

• 25:06Declan Donnelly?

  So, hang on a minute. So they've got-

• 25:07Ant McPartlin?

  I'm not going to pitch that to Peter Jones. That's just, this is all getting embarrassing, guys.

• 25:11Declan Donnelly?

  But what, I tell you what I don't understand here is they've got the pool cleaning pole, which ordinarily, does it not have a bask- a net on it already to fish stuff out of the pool?

• 25:23Ant McPartlin?

  It either has a net on it or it has a brush on it.

• 25:26Declan Donnelly?

  So they've taken the net, the pool cleaning net off and replaced it with a fishing net to scare the pigeons?

• 25:34Ant McPartlin?

  None of it makes sense.

• 25:36Declan Donnelly?

  There's all kind of madness.

• 25:36Ant McPartlin?

  It's a bit like they've done, yeah, there's too much work gone into it.

• 25:41Declan Donnelly?

  There's a lot of thought and none of it has been very good.

• 25:45Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 25:47Ant McPartlin?

  Can I banan- do I want to bananize this?

• 25:49Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 25:51Ant McPartlin?

  Zero. Sorry, Sarah and Peter.

• 25:56Ant McPartlin?

  Next.

• 25:56Declan Donnelly?

  Is that too harsh? Was that too harsh?

• 25:59Ant McPartlin?

  Why is that too harsh?

• 26:01Declan Donnelly?

  I just feel bad for them because it works for them.

• 26:04Ant McPartlin?

  That's good, but it's not an invention, Dex.

• 26:06Declan Donnelly?

  No, I suppose.

• 26:07Ant McPartlin?

  All right, then I have one, one banana. Does that make you feel better?

• 26:10Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, that's better.

• 26:11Ant McPartlin?

  One banana, one banana.

• 26:13Declan Donnelly?

  I have one from Jeff from East London. Jeff, man!

• 26:18Ant McPartlin?

  Jeff, man, he can't see!

• 26:19Declan Donnelly?

  He's got a hack!

• 26:20Ant McPartlin?

  Jeff, I'm blind!

• 26:22Declan Donnelly?

  Jeff said, "Hi, guys. I have a great invention for cleaning your Venetian blinds. Just wear a pair of white cotton gloves to clean the blinds. I got the gloves from a fancy dress costume for an Edwardian bore."

• 26:42Declan Donnelly?

  Hold each blind.

• 26:43Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, there's a video!

• 26:44Declan Donnelly?

  There's a video, Charlie, look, Mary!

• 26:48Declan Donnelly?

  That's Jeff, look.

• 26:54Declan Donnelly?

  That's Jeff.

• 26:55Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, Jeff!

• 26:56Declan Donnelly?

  He's spreading his fingers across, "Look how dirty his blinds are", and then you wash your hands.

• 26:59Ant McPartlin?

  It's working! It works, Jeff!

• 27:03Declan Donnelly?

  Jeff, you look like a snooker umpire who's just come home to clean his blinds.

• 27:09Declan Donnelly?

  So he said, "You hold each blind strip with the gloved hands, then wash your hands as normal." Oh, Jeff! This is genius, Jeff.

• 27:18Ant McPartlin?

  I don't know if it's an invention, though. Maybe Jeff could just hire himself out to go around the people's houses and do this. He'd make a fortune! There are a lot of people who's got Venetian blinds in the UK.

• 27:30Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 27:30Ant McPartlin?

  Go on, Jeff!

• 27:32Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that is brilliant.

• 27:33Ant McPartlin?

  Did it have to be Edwardian gloves? Can, can you go like Victorian? Does it, does it have to be that era? It has to be Edwardian. It does, okay. Maybe it's US, yeah. They're, they're the ones that pick up the dust, but.

• 27:45Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, this is, this is the kind of stuff you have to copyright to make sure nobody nicks your idea.

• 27:50Ant McPartlin?

  Do you know, you need to put like a logo on there. It needs to be a bit longer. I think with a little bit of work, this could work, you know?

• 27:56Declan Donnelly?

  I think you should.

• 27:57Ant McPartlin?

  You've seen the Scrub Daddy, the Scrub Daddy sponges?

• 28:00Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, with a little face in them.

• 28:01Ant McPartlin?

  With a little face. I mean, those sponges have been around for years. You should put a little face in them. And they're called millions around the world. So we just need to put a little smiley face on the back or something, or a G for Jeff.

• 28:11Declan Donnelly?

  No, we need to get, we need to get your little mate.

• 28:14Ant McPartlin?

  Who's my little mate? You!

• 28:16Declan Donnelly?

  No!

• 28:17Ant McPartlin?

  My little mate.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  Doctor Grill.

• 28:21Declan Donnelly?

  We need to get Doctor Grill.

• 28:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, get Doctor Grill in there.

• 28:24Declan Donnelly?

  Picture him with some white gloves on.

• 28:26Ant McPartlin?

  Doctor Gloves.

• 28:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:27Ant McPartlin?

  Right, I'm pitching it. I'm pitching it, guys. Doctor Gloves, that's the name, the name again, there's Doctor Gloves.

• 28:36Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, Jeff, that is priceless.

• 28:39Ant McPartlin?

  We'll win it here.

• 28:41Declan Donnelly?

  We'll cut you in, Jeff.

• 28:42Speaker 05

  I mean, is now a good time to point out, I don't even know if Peter Jones is coming out to play golf this year.

• 28:48Declan Donnelly?

  Fine, that's fine, don't worry.

• 28:49Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 28:51Declan Donnelly?

  We'll work that out. We'll work out that detail later.

• 28:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's just keep getting hacks.

• 28:55Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Any more hacks, send them to, can you beat Jeff's blind gloves? Um, let us know.

• 29:01Ant McPartlin?

  Blind gloves.

• 29:03Declan Donnelly?

  Blind gloves.

• 29:05Ant McPartlin?

  No, because that sounds like they're gloves for blind people.

• 29:09Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I was thinking of your little mate.

• 29:10Ant McPartlin?

  They don't help you see.

• 29:12Declan Donnelly?

  I was thinking of your little mate in white gloves and like your sunglasses there that make you look like a blind PJ.

• 29:18Ant McPartlin?

  Them ones.

• 29:19Declan Donnelly?

  That's it. And then white gloves.

• 29:21Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I'm just doing it. Why do I have to get my mate in? Just do me. The little fella is a copy of me anyway.

• 29:27Declan Donnelly?

  That's true. So turn, turn to your right. No, your other, other right.

• 29:33Ant McPartlin?

  To my left, to me.

• 29:34Declan Donnelly?

  Your left, that's the one. And now look at me. And then put your arms up, put your hands up. Like that, yeah, something like that.

• 29:42Speaker 03

  They be like this, like you're cleaning.

• 29:44Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah, like that.

• 29:46Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, they could be, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then some finishing blinds behind you like that.

• 29:51Ant McPartlin?

  And a stethoscope.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:54Ant McPartlin?

  And then a giraffe in the background.

• 29:59Ant McPartlin?

  And an ice cream.

• 30:00Declan Donnelly?

  Jeff, amazing. We love that.

• 30:02Ant McPartlin?

  We should do a collage of all of the jobs that guy does.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:06Ant McPartlin?

  He advertises more things than David Beckham did during this World Cup.

• 30:10Declan Donnelly?

  And that was a lot.

• 30:11Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah, that was a lot. Jeff, that is very, very good. I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you a seven out of eight bananas.

• 30:18Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, Jeff.

• 30:19Ant McPartlin?

  You've got a seven banana rating.

• 30:21Declan Donnelly?

  Unbelievable, Jeff.

• 30:23Ant McPartlin?

  See if he can beat that. We're going to pitch it to Peter Jones when we see him. If you've got any more hacks out there, get them in to [email protected]. Very good.

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• 31:10Ant McPartlin?

  Did you watch the World Cup final?

• 31:13Declan Donnelly?

  I did watch the World Cup final. I can't work out if I was happy for Spain to win or if I was happier to see Argentina lose.

• 31:21Ant McPartlin?

  Probably the latter.

• 31:22Declan Donnelly?

  I think it was the latter.

• 31:23Ant McPartlin?

  We're all very happy to see Argentina, because it wasn't a great game.

• 31:27Declan Donnelly?

  It wasn't a great game.

• 31:28Ant McPartlin?

  It was boring. But Spain have been quite boring all the way through.

• 31:31Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, they bored.

• 31:31Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, hats off to them. They conceded one goal in the whole tournament. Yeah, but they're boring to watch. It's not like watching England, where your heart's in your mouth and the hope kills you in the end because, you know.

• 31:44Declan Donnelly?

  But do you think that's how Spanish people feel watching Spain?

• 31:47Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God, no. They don't care. If we bored our way as England fans, if England bored their way to a World Cup win.

• 31:55Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, you're probably right.

• 31:57Ant McPartlin?

  We wouldn't care less today. So I'm sure Spanish fans are just dancing in the streets. I didn't watch it. I didn't watch the fans. I saw the last, I came in for the last bit of it. But I thought, do you know what? I'm done. As soon as England got knocked out by Argentina, I was just done. And I thought, I'm not. I watched the game on Saturday night.

• 32:17Declan Donnelly?

  The bronze medal game.

• 32:18Ant McPartlin?

  The bronze medal, six-point game, the highest free-flowing football, high-scoring game. Nobody saw coming. So I was thrilled that they all got a medal, you know. But I took myself off for a Thai massage instead of watching.

• 32:35Declan Donnelly?

  You've changed.

• 32:37Ant McPartlin?

  I have. I always liked a Thai massage.

• 32:40Declan Donnelly?

  So you had a Thai massage during the World Cup final?

• 32:43Ant McPartlin?

  Yep.

• 32:44Declan Donnelly?

  Incredible.

• 32:45Ant McPartlin?

  Good, eh?

• 32:46Declan Donnelly?

  Incredible.

• 32:47Ant McPartlin?

  But I knew it wouldn't be busy, and I was right. We had a couples one. Me and, me and the wife, she was in one room, I was in the other room, there's a sliding door, which they slide open so you can chat to each other, or you can just hear each other go.

• 33:03Declan Donnelly?

  Don't you do enough chatting at home? Do you know, I wanna just go and have a massage and chill out and just.

• 33:08Ant McPartlin?

  We like chatting. No, we like chatting one another.

• 33:11Declan Donnelly?

  In between kissing. In between kissing, you like chatting?

• 33:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we kiss at home, we chat at Thai massage parlor.

• 33:16Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, right.

• 33:17Ant McPartlin?

  And we, no, but it was really good, it was two really good, uh, masseuses. And I didn't embarrass myself like I did this time last summer, do you remember the story?

• 33:30Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, I kinda do.

• 33:33Ant McPartlin?

  So I, I was tipped off that there was a really good Thai massage parlor near where our villas are.

• 33:40Declan Donnelly?

  Parlor's always a good word, isn't it?

• 33:41Ant McPartlin?

  Parlor, like tattoo parlor, massage parlor, there's no other parlors, that's it.

• 33:47Speaker 03

  Ice cream?

• 33:48Ant McPartlin?

  Ice cream parlor, okay, there is this, this parlor, yeah, okay. And taming parlor, um, so I got tipped off, there was a very good Thai massage parlor. So I thought, I'm gonna go, um, but a friend of ours said, be careful when you go there, they come in really quickly. What's, what's he meaning, they come in really quickly? Well, I found out, so I go in and I'm getting changed. The door, the middle door slides open, my wife's in this one, I'm in this one. She quickly whips the dress off and pops the paper knickers on, jumps on the bed. So the paper knickers, my paper knickers are in the middle of the bed, so I'm taking my clothes off.

• 34:30Ant McPartlin?

  I struggle to kind of get all the buttons done on my shirt, which is just me, and I'm like, oh, that takes a little bit longer. So I get annoyed and just pull it over the top of my head like a toddler would do. Hang it up, take my strides off, take my underpants off. And as I lean over the bed, so I'm leaning over the bed like this to, to get the, the paper knickers. I inadvertently flick the paper knickers off the bed to the other side of the bed and I make it. And everything's hanging out, so I, oh, and my wife goes, hurry up, I'm like, okay. So I go round the side of the bed, get the knickers, then I'm fiddling to get the paper knickers out of the little plastic bag that they're in, I'm conquering it all with me, with these teeth.

• 35:12Ant McPartlin?

  Out, I'm biting over like this, opening up, they gland on the ground, I'm like, this is taking too long. This is taking too, I know, I know it's taking too long. This is longer than ever. By the time I'm for them, work out which way you, which way your penis is meant to be and your bum is meant to be. Cause there's a cer- there's a certain way surely. Uh, anyway, I do this, this is, um, I stand like this to put my leg in. My legs up like that, as I'm doing that, the door opens and she comes in and it's, it's everywhere. It's just like that. She can see everything. She can see absolutely everything and she knows, and I know that she's come a little bit early.

• 35:54Ant McPartlin?

  I took too long and we're just staring at each other. For a bit too long. I went, no, yeah. She goes, okay, and shuts the door and my wife's like, what the hell are you playing at? So, yeah, so I went back last night and.

• 36:10Declan Donnelly?

  Well, she's still there. She's still there.

• 36:12Ant McPartlin?

  She was still there. Yeah, we couldn't look at each other in the eye.

• 36:15Declan Donnelly?

  Was it the elephant in the room?

• 36:16Ant McPartlin?

  It was the elephant.

• 36:17Declan Donnelly?

  The elephant trunk in the room.

• 36:19Ant McPartlin?

  Elephant trunk in the room. Um, we couldn't, we, we kind of like higher, higher, okay, yeah, yeah. Same as last time, yes, yeah, you don't mind. But she's very good.

• 36:31Ant McPartlin?

  So, yeah, that's all I, then I came back to watch extra time in Spain win.

• 36:35Declan Donnelly?

  Did you get back in time for the halftime show?

• 36:37Ant McPartlin?

  No. Was it good?

• 36:39Declan Donnelly?

  You lucky thing.

• 36:40Ant McPartlin?

  Was it bad?

• 36:41Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, it was dreadful.

• 36:42Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, I've read, I've seen a lot of pictures online of Madonna and Ronaldo and Ronaldinho, which just looked like the weirdest corporate karaoke I've ever seen.

• 36:52Declan Donnelly?

  You, Fiona, did you say you liked it?

• 36:54Speaker 03

  I liked Justin Bieber's bit.

• 36:55Declan Donnelly?

  Did you?

• 36:56Speaker 03

  Welcome hallelujah.

• 36:57Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, I thought it was, and I'm a big Bieber fan. I'm a believer. But I thought it just brought the mood down a little bit, as if the football match wasn't bad enough. It made us think, oh, there's another half of this.

• 37:09Speaker 03

  That like the play, what the players must be thinking when the Muppets come out and like, they're just trying to keep their head in the game.

• 37:15Ant McPartlin?

  What Muppets?

• 37:16Declan Donnelly?

  The Muppets were in it. Miss Piggy Kermit, all that crew.

• 37:19Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, for God, that's not football. We don't need all of that. We're cool player there.

• 37:23Declan Donnelly?

  Cool player there.

• 37:24Speaker 03

  I didn't see, I didn't see him. That was me.

• 37:25Declan Donnelly?

  They were right at the end, but I didn't.

• 37:27Speaker 03

  It was like a really bad assembly.

• 37:30Declan Donnelly?

  It was lots of kids.

• 37:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:33Ant McPartlin?

  Do you think I need to start my beat with Chris Martin now, for real?

• 37:36Declan Donnelly?

  You could do.

• 37:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, well, you should really, cause I didn't see it. So now you've got beef with Chris Martin.

• 37:42Declan Donnelly?

  Chris Martin was the least bad thing about the whole thing.

• 37:44Ant McPartlin?

  So you've got beef with Kermit the Frog?

• 37:47Declan Donnelly?

  No, I love Kermit the Frog.

• 37:48Ant McPartlin?

  Have you got beef with Madonna?

• 37:52Declan Donnelly?

  Little bit.

• 37:53Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 37:54Declan Donnelly?

  And Ronaldinho.

• 37:55Ant McPartlin?

  Beef with Madonna?

• 37:56Declan Donnelly?

  And Ronaldinho and R9.

• 37:59Ant McPartlin?

  And Ronaldinho and R9.

• 38:01Declan Donnelly?

  And, um, most of the others who all mimed their way through, Shakira.

• 38:08Ant McPartlin?

  Mimed?

• 38:09Declan Donnelly?

  Mimed. There was a lot of miming going on.

• 38:10Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 38:11Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, BTS were there. They were all right because at least they sang live and they were actually really good. But they were really slick BTS.

• 38:17Ant McPartlin?

  And you know better than to say anything bad about them on a podcast. Cause the comments, cause the comment section would explode.

• 38:24Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I actually thought they were the best thing about it.

• 38:27Ant McPartlin?

  Um, Dec Hots BTS?

• 38:28Speaker 04

  You know what you're doing, yeah.

• 38:29Ant McPartlin?

  Hashtag, yeah, exactly. What are they called? What are their fan group called? Cause Taylor Swift or the Swifties?

• 38:37Speaker 04

  They're like an army, I think BTS.

• 38:38Declan Donnelly?

  BTS Army.

• 38:39Ant McPartlin?

  BTS Army. So you're one of the army now. Well done.

• 38:42Declan Donnelly?

  Wayne Rooney put it best, I think, when he said, I like all those artists, but I thought that was crap.

• 38:50Declan Donnelly?

  And I think that was, that was a really good sum up of, of the whole thing.

• 38:54Ant McPartlin?

  We just don't need it, man.

• 38:55Declan Donnelly?

  We don't need it.

• 38:56Ant McPartlin?

  You don't need that. It's pointless.

• 39:00Declan Donnelly?

  I, I half expected there to be another halftime show in the halftime of extra time.

• 39:06Ant McPartlin?

  Because that's just what they do. They just maximize everything. Like the hydration breaks, they just maximize money and sponsorship.

• 39:14Declan Donnelly?

  I thought they might get a Bieber out again.

• 39:16Ant McPartlin?

  Is it me or is there more shots? And, or do you see the logo of FIFA more than you've ever seen it before?

• 39:23Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, probably.

• 39:24Ant McPartlin?

  Ever?

• 39:25Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 39:25Ant McPartlin?

  Like when they walked out at the start, I saw like highlights this morning and they all had massive FIFA flags. And they surrounded the centre circle.

• 39:34Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 39:35Declan Donnelly?

  Did you see Trump not getting off the stage when Spain lifted the trophy?

• 39:39Ant McPartlin?

  No, did he do it again?

• 39:41Declan Donnelly?

  He stood at the front.

• 39:42Ant McPartlin?

  Like you did at the World Cup. Brilliant.

• 39:44Declan Donnelly?

  Did exactly the same.

• 39:45Speaker 04

  What did he do?

• 39:46Declan Donnelly?

  He just stood at the front while Spain lifted the World Cup.

• 39:49Ant McPartlin?

  Did he put a medal round his neck?

• 39:51Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know if he did that.

• 39:52Ant McPartlin?

  Oh.

• 39:53Declan Donnelly?

  But even Infantino went over to say to him, now we get out of the way because we've handed it over. Now we get out of the way. And he just looked at him. And Infantino just backed off and Trump just stood there going, nope, I'm just staying here. So when all the pictures go down in history.

• 40:08Ant McPartlin?

  It's the Trumpiest thing to do.

• 40:11Ant McPartlin?

  It is, don't it?

• 40:12Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't care.

• 40:14Ant McPartlin?

  Nah.

• 40:15Speaker 04

  Beyond Spain, there are obviously other winners in this World Cup in our sweepstake.

• 40:19Ant McPartlin?

  Of course, yes, the sweepstake.

• 40:22Speaker 04

  So it was between, the final was between Caroline and her tap shoes and Mike and his GCSE textbook.

• 40:28Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, what a final that is.

• 40:30Ant McPartlin?

  What a final.

• 40:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, much better final than the real one.

• 40:34Ant McPartlin?

  Go on.

• 40:35Speaker 04

  The winner.

• 40:36Ant McPartlin?

  The winner.

• 40:37Speaker 04

  Who will receive a personalised, we're on the ball voice note is.

• 40:42Declan Donnelly?

  Is that what we said?

• 40:42Ant McPartlin?

  Is that what we said? We're on the ball?

• 40:45Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 40:46Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 40:46Ant McPartlin?

  So do we have to change the lyrics? Like, Mike's on the ball, Caroline's on the ball.

• 40:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, I guess.

• 40:54Declan Donnelly?

  No, we don't have to.

• 40:55Speaker 04

  We haven't thought that through. You've got creative control. The winner is Mike and his GCSE textbook.

• 41:03Ant McPartlin?

  Well done, Mike. You're on, Mike's on the ball.

• 41:06Declan Donnelly?

  The Mike's on the ball.

• 41:08Ant McPartlin?

  Well done, Mike.

• 41:09Speaker 04

  It feels just considering the GCSE textbook never arrived.

• 41:14Ant McPartlin?

  It does feel just, you're right. Thirty years later or whatever it is, we've righted a wrong.

• 41:19Declan Donnelly?

  Tell you what, though, that's another competition he's won. He's a lucky guy, Mike, isn't he?

• 41:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 41:25Declan Donnelly?

  He's sticked the lottery on this week, Mike.

• 41:26Ant McPartlin?

  It's true. Well done, Mike. Just got a text, hold on.

• 41:30Declan Donnelly?

  I've got a text.

• 41:31Ant McPartlin?

  He's got a text. He's got the glasses on.

• 41:34Ant McPartlin?

  I'm gonna get some more glasses.

• 41:36Declan Donnelly?

  Go on, David Barlow.

• 41:38Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, Ant. Meg here. I know you've got your podcast sweepstake, but we also have a mite office one as well.

• 41:45Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yes, we do.

• 41:47Ant McPartlin?

  Unfortunately, your spending ban doesn't extend to the office sweepstake. The winner's been announced and you're officially the last outstanding payment.

• 41:56Declan Donnelly?

  You haven't paid your two pound.

• 41:57Ant McPartlin?

  I haven't paid my two pounds. Quite the title, Ant. All right, Meg, rude. You can have the pit up. I will assume you voluntarily signed up for the mystery forfeit. Choose wisely. Do you know what? Because if you're sock it on, I'll have the mystery forfeit then. Meg.

• 42:16Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, she's got to think of a forfeit now.

• 42:18Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I know. That's it. Go on, then. Go on, Meg. Do your worst.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  All right, we'll feed that back.

• 42:24Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 42:24Ant McPartlin?

  Okay. Also, how long's Meg got left on her contract?

• 42:29Ant McPartlin?

  Not long.

• 42:32Declan Donnelly?

  That's me. Okay, I want to talk about golf for a bit. As I've said, I cannot chip. So if there's anybody out there that can help me chip, it would be much appreciated.

• 42:43Ant McPartlin?

  I can help you.

• 42:44Declan Donnelly?

  What do you mean you can help me?

• 42:45Ant McPartlin?

  I can help you chip.

• 42:46Declan Donnelly?

  How can? How do you do that?

• 42:49Ant McPartlin?

  I'm a good chipper.

• 42:50Declan Donnelly?

  Oh. Well, as I've said, I tried to chip yesterday and ended up hitting somebody on the head.

• 42:56Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 42:57Declan Donnelly?

  So what is the secret?

• 42:58Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I saw this guy on Instagram. Well, you know, Dean Wingrove, our friend, right?

• 43:04Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 43:05Ant McPartlin?

  Who's a golf pro.

• 43:06Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, we've got a few seconds.

• 43:08Ant McPartlin?

  Okay. So I'll just show you this out on the golf course when we're together.

• 43:11Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 43:12Ant McPartlin?

  But the secret is you've got to make sure that you completely follow through to the level of that and as if you're gonna put the golf club into a holster.

• 43:20Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, okay.

• 43:21Ant McPartlin?

  You've got to go round your body into the holster.

• 43:23Speaker 04

  Quietly, quietly.

• 43:24Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, round your body into the holster. And you've always got to finish your chip by that and then you'll get under the ball.

• 43:30Declan Donnelly?

  Right. I'll try that.

• 43:31Ant McPartlin?

  That's what they said. Okay.

• 43:33Declan Donnelly?

  I'll try that. Anybody else with any other tips? Get them into us. Hangingoutatballbox.com. Teach me how to play golf.

• 43:38Ant McPartlin?

  I think a minute is too short. Either that or we need a spin off golf podcast, guys.

• 43:43Declan Donnelly?

  We just need to do a golf podcast.

• 43:44Speaker 03

  You just need to be more efficient with it.

• 43:45Speaker 04

  Do you want to play the know the game? You're 1-1.

• 43:48Declan Donnelly?

  Oh yeah, we should have a decider of know the game.

• 43:51Ant McPartlin?

  The score's 1-1.

• 43:53Speaker 04

  The scores are 1-1.

• 43:54Declan Donnelly?

  This is the decider.

• 43:55Speaker 04

  The decider. Are you ready?

• 43:57Declan Donnelly?

  More exciting than the World Cup.

• 43:58Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I'm ready.

• 43:58Speaker 04

  So the answer to this question is either going to be there is a the or there is no the. Okay, number one, line of duty.

• 44:09Ant McPartlin?

  Know the.

• 44:09Declan Donnelly?

  Know the.

• 44:10Speaker 04

  Know the. Correct. Backstreet Boys.

• 44:14Declan Donnelly?

  Know the.

• 44:15Ant McPartlin?

  Know the.

• 44:16Speaker 04

  Know the.

• 44:18Speaker 04

  House of the Dragon.

• 44:20Declan Donnelly?

  The.

• 44:21Ant McPartlin?

  The House of the Dragon.

• 44:24Ant McPartlin?

  Know the.

• 44:25Speaker 04

  Know the.

• 44:28Speaker 04

  Social network.

• 44:30Declan Donnelly?

  Know the.

• 44:31Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, the. Yes.

• 44:33Declan Donnelly?

  The. Know the.

• 44:35Speaker 04

  The.

• 44:36Declan Donnelly?

  The.

• 44:38Ant McPartlin?

  All right.

• 44:38Speaker 04

  Yes. Last one laughing.

• 44:40Ant McPartlin?

  Hold on, hold on. I got that right, right?

• 44:42Declan Donnelly?

  I got that right.

• 44:43Speaker 04

  You both got that correct.

• 44:44Ant McPartlin?

  What did you say?

• 44:44Declan Donnelly?

  Know the.

• 44:46Ant McPartlin?

  See, it still sounds like you're getting it wrong.

• 44:49Speaker 04

  Last one laughing.

• 44:50Ant McPartlin?

  Know the.

• 44:52Speaker 04

  Know the. Celebrity Traitors.

• 44:55Ant McPartlin?

  Ooh.

• 44:58Ant McPartlin?

  Know the.

• 44:59Declan Donnelly?

  The.

• 45:00Speaker 04

  The.

• 45:02Ant McPartlin?

  Ah.

• 45:03Speaker 04

  Grateful Dead.

• 45:04Ant McPartlin?

  The.

• 45:05Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm, know the.

• 45:08Speaker 04

  Know the.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  Wolf of Wall Street.

• 45:12Declan Donnelly?

  The.

• 45:13Ant McPartlin?

  The.

• 45:14Speaker 04

  The. Rolling Stones.

• 45:17Ant McPartlin?

  The.

• 45:17Declan Donnelly?

  The.

• 45:18Speaker 04

  Correct. Final one, to draw or for Dec to take the win, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

• 45:24Ant McPartlin?

  Ooh, that's a good one.

• 45:26Declan Donnelly?

  This is a doozy.

• 45:28Ant McPartlin?

  The.

• 45:29Declan Donnelly?

  The.

• 45:30Speaker 04

  Know the.

• 45:33Speaker 04

  You both said the. You're both wrong. So Dec has one.

• 45:39Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 45:42Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, what's that? What is, what is that, brother? Annoying noise?

• 45:47Declan Donnelly?

  Is that the holiday tombola? The question tombola?

• 45:50Speaker 04

  It's the holiday tombola.

• 45:52Ant McPartlin?

  The holiday tombola has got a lot closer to the microphone. Just FYI.

• 45:57Declan Donnelly?

  I thought it was a thunderstorm.

• 46:00Ant McPartlin?

  It can adhere, man.

• 46:02Speaker 04

  Is that better?

• 46:02Declan Donnelly?

  That's better.

• 46:03Ant McPartlin?

  That's, that's better. That's more tombola-esque and less like thunder.

• 46:08Speaker 04

  Roll up, roll up. Do you have a question?

• 46:09Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, let's have a question.

• 46:11Ant McPartlin?

  They've all gone mad. They've all gone mad. Come on.

• 46:16Speaker 04

  What's that number?

• 46:17Speaker 03

  Fourteen.

• 46:18Speaker 04

  Fourteen. All right, fourteen. Do you have an alter ego when you're on holiday? Are you more relaxed, more wild, more confident, quieter? Do you wear a certain type of outfit when you're on holiday that you wouldn't at home?

• 46:35Declan Donnelly?

  Holiday alter ego. I can't say I do.

• 46:39Ant McPartlin?

  Probably. Yeah, I mean, I wear like a lot, obviously, I wear a lot more shorts and t-shirts. But I will, when I go shopping, whenever I'm abroad, I always buy stuff that I would never buy in the UK. Like, I went to the Lovers Zara here and bought a pair of unisex trousers, right? Because I think I've.

• 47:01Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 47:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Well, yeah, they're nice. They're like a, they're like a really wide leg stripe, black and white stripe. And they kind of balloon down. I might try and wear them on the pod next week. Uh, I never wear them in the UK, but I'm definitely going to wear them on holiday.

• 47:17Declan Donnelly?

  And they were unisex pant, you say?

• 47:20Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. I said, do you have these in a medium? And I obviously said this, um, do you have these in a medium? Obliada. Um, so that they, I did that at the end. And it was, she went into the female section to get them and came back. But I was like, but they were in the men's side? Because you know, like you've got the men's and the women's and the Zara, they even kind of walk between the.

• 47:40Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 47:40Ant McPartlin?

  So she was confused, I was confused, but hey, they're a great holiday trouser, so.

• 47:46Speaker 04

  Go with your, your glasses.

• 47:49Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I shouldn't wear everything at the same time, should I? I shouldn't wear these and the trousers.

• 47:54Declan Donnelly?

  You've gone very Harry Styles.

• 47:56Ant McPartlin?

  I just need a shirt to match and I'll wear the whole outfit for your next week's pod.

• 48:00Declan Donnelly?

  Stick up some ballet pumps.

• 48:02Speaker 03

  Have you guys ever used secret names when you check into hotels, like, uh, like?

• 48:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 48:08Speaker 03

  Oh, have you?

• 48:09Declan Donnelly?

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, we used to do it a lot.

• 48:11Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we did.

• 48:12Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  Can you tell us any or?

• 48:14Declan Donnelly?

  I used Peter Parker for a while.

• 48:16Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 48:17Declan Donnelly?

  Um, obviously Spidey.

• 48:19Ant McPartlin?

  I used Logan Mount Stewart, who was the title character in one of William Boyd's books, A Human Horse. A good one, eh?

• 48:29Speaker 03

  That is very good, yeah.

• 48:31Declan Donnelly?

  But it was a little while that we used to check in as I was Peter Parker and you were Bruce Wayne.

• 48:35Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 48:36Speaker 03

  Do you not think that's more conspicuous than Ant and Dec?

• 48:39Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, probably. Yeah, probably.

• 48:41Speaker 03

  But drawing more attention to yourself.

• 48:43Declan Donnelly?

  No, but do you know why it is? Is because if you check in under your own names, that if people ring the hotel and can say, can you put me through to such and such's room? And if you're there under your real name, they'll just put them through. So that's why you go in under pseudonyms. So people don't know to get connected through to your room.

• 49:01Speaker 03

  That's a really useful piece of information.

• 49:03Declan Donnelly?

  It's like a nut in hell.

• 49:07Speaker 03

  All right, another one?

• 49:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, go on, I like these.

• 49:12Speaker 03

  What have we got? Twenty-five. Twenty-five. What has been your favourite smell on this trip?

• 49:19Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, I know mine already.

• 49:21Ant McPartlin?

  Go on then.

• 49:22Declan Donnelly?

  The pine trees on the golf course just smells so, especially first thing in the morning when it's dewy and fresh. And you get the smell of the pine trees. That's my favourite. That and pizza.

• 49:40Ant McPartlin?

  There is um a spray that you can buy in the shops here and in Spain. And the you can use it for baby's skin. And it smells really fresh and it's it smells like being on holiday. It's quite lemony. Um but you have a little spritz uh in Wilder's hair as he's combing his hair at night before he gets in the bed. And it's a really lovely, it reminds me of holidays because this is the only, I can never get it in the UK. You either get it here or in Spain, um and it's called Nanuko. And they do like baby products, so that is the nicest smell.

• 50:15Speaker 04

  Last one.

• 50:23Speaker 04

  I keep dropping them on myself.

• 50:26Speaker 04

  Fifty two.

• 50:27Declan Donnelly?

  Fifty two.

• 50:28Speaker 04

  Fifty two. What's your favorite? What's your favorite part of the day on holiday?

• 50:36Ant McPartlin?

  Uh morning or after. I tell you what I love. I love, I don't love the the midday sun at all. Because it's just quite baking hot and uh whether that's wherever you are in in the country. Uh whatever country you're in, sorry. I love mornings and late afternoon, early evening when there's long shadows. Like I love light. I love seeing light in the trees. I love seeing the sun going down, like the sunset, sunrise, sunset. So either end of the day are my favorite points of day, I think.

• 51:10Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, me too. I love sunset. That's my favorite. Long shadows. You've got a lovely day in the pool or playing with the kids and stuff and then it's either getting ready to go out for a bit of dinner or lighting the barbecue and you're gonna have something at home. Love that.

• 51:26Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, a little fanta lemon on the balcony.

• 51:28Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 51:29Ant McPartlin?

  You're watching the shadows grow longer. Get some lays, bag of lays, lovely.

• 51:35Declan Donnelly?

  Bag of local crisps.

• 51:39Declan Donnelly?

  That seems like a lovely place to leave it with some long shadows and a Fanta lemon.

• 51:44Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, the end of the day, the end of the pod.

• 51:46Declan Donnelly?

  Let's leave it there. Let's leave the pod there. Thank you for tuning in once again.

• 51:50Ant McPartlin?

  Are you happy to do another pod next week?

• 51:53Declan Donnelly?

  Me?

• 51:53Ant McPartlin?

  On your holidays, yeah?

• 51:54Declan Donnelly?

  You try and stop me. I'm loving it.

• 51:56Ant McPartlin?

  Shall we do one?

• 51:57Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, and especially now we're hearing from everybody out there on their holidays. I'm really enjoying hearing from you. So please do keep getting in touch with us wherever you are in the world. Hangingoutofbellabox.com. We love hearing from you. Remember to give us a follow and a subscribe or all those things wherever you get your podcasts. That really makes a difference. We'll be back on Monday, won't we?

• 52:20Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, we'll be back on Monday with a bonus episode where we answer your questions and read out your postcards.

• 52:26Declan Donnelly?

  Ah, postcards.

• 52:27Ant McPartlin?

  But yeah, get in contact with us. We need golfing tips. How can deck chip? And what's the best driver for me? But until next week, respect, guys.

• 52:39Declan Donnelly?

  Respect, guys. See you next week. Happy holidays.

• 52:41Ant McPartlin?

  But I'm off to see if the guy you hit with a golf club is still alive. Wish me luck.

• 52:47Declan Donnelly?

  Tell him, tell him sorry again.