"Millie Bobby Brown"

Everyone’s turning 21 this week with Millie Bobby Brown. Accentgate, a cautionary tale, exposed bacteria ports, and Dads. Coyotes are terrified of donkeys… on an all-new SmartLess.

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:00Sean Hayes?

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• 2:39Sean Hayes?

  Hey, guys.

• 2:40Jason Bateman?

  Hey, guys.

• 2:40Sean Hayes?

  Well, everybody knows what mine is.

• 2:43Will Arnett?

  Your what is?

• 2:44Sean Hayes?

  Favorite candy. Didn't you just say favorite candies?

• 2:47Will Arnett?

  No.

• 2:48Jason Bateman?

  Oh, no.

• 2:49Will Arnett?

  You were just thinking that? Oh, my God, Sean.

• 2:51Jason Bateman?

  He's hearing candy voices again.

• 2:52Will Arnett?

  Are you thinking all the time, favorite candies?

• 2:54Sean Hayes?

  I thought you just said, "Name your favorite candy."

• 2:56Will Arnett?

  No, nobody said favorite candies.

• 2:57Jason Bateman?

  Oh, boy, welcome to Smartless.

• 3:16Jason Bateman?

  So, listener Sean is in England.

• 3:20Sean Hayes?

  London, England.

• 3:21Jason Bateman?

  And what's, Sean, what you're doing there? This is the Edgar Wright?

• 3:25Sean Hayes?

  This is just a little cameo in the Running Man movie directed by Edgar Wright.

• 3:30Will Arnett?

  You went to England to do, to record some cameos?

• 3:33Sean Hayes?

  Uh-huh.

• 3:34Will Arnett?

  Okay.

• 3:35Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, how much you got?

• 3:36Will Arnett?

  Okay. Hey, it's Sean Hayes. Happy birthday, Gary. Congratulations.

• 3:43Jason Bateman?

  Sean, you've negotiated...

• 3:44Sean Hayes?

  I had to fly to London.

• 3:45Jason Bateman?

  Sean, you've negotiated very nice accommodations for yourself there?

• 3:50Sean Hayes?

  Yes, it's wonderful. Thanks for hiring out pictures, yeah.

• 3:53Jason Bateman?

  Oh lovely, so that's at least a one bedroom suite you've got there for your cameo?

• 3:58Sean Hayes?

  Well, we got two bedrooms because there's snoring happening.

• 4:01Jason Bateman?

  Oh, so you've come out of pocket is what you're saying? You're gonna spend everything you're making just to keep Scotty out of your bed?

• 4:08Sean Hayes?

  You know, also, I know we talked about this before, but like the jet lag thing is unbelievable.

• 4:14Jason Bateman?

  What time is it right now for you?

• 4:16Sean Hayes?

  It's 5:30 and I like 20 minutes ago, my head was bobbing, I'm like...

• 4:21Jason Bateman?

  Well, yeah, because it's 9:30 in the morning here in Los Angeles, so you just have spent all night awake.

• 4:27Sean Hayes?

  Night up, right.

• 4:28Will Arnett?

  Let's just say this, it's safe to say, and I mean this with a tremendous amount of love.

• 4:33Jason Bateman?

  Uh oh.

• 4:33Sean Hayes?

  Uh oh.

• 4:34Will Arnett?

  You operate, your daily, your normal life is if you have jet lag.

• 4:38Sean Hayes?

  It's totally terrible, yeah.

• 4:39Will Arnett?

  It's terrible. You should be sent away to a sleep, I mean it, because...

• 4:44Sean Hayes?

  No, I did it. I did a sleep study and all that. I have apnea and all that.

• 4:48Will Arnett?

  Something needs to happen because you're a candidate for dropping dead.

• 4:52Sean Hayes?

  What do you mean?

• 4:52Jason Bateman?

  Wait, are you saying because he's tired all the time?

• 4:56Will Arnett?

  Well, he just has no, his...

• 4:58Sean Hayes?

  Well, I just, I sleep three or four hours and I'm up, then I sleep another three or four hours.

• 5:01Will Arnett?

  His sleep hygiene is, yeah, it's really bad, and I mean this, I don't, I know that I'm sort of joking around, but it is true that it's a, you know, it's...

• 5:09Sean Hayes?

  No, I know.

• 5:09Will Arnett?

  It's serious.

• 5:10Sean Hayes?

  I know, but I tried, listen, I did the thing, I went to the, you know, got the sleep study, you know, and then they say you have apnea, it's really bad, and so they sell you that machine, so I bought the machine, and, you know, I just, I tried it for a month, I just, there's so, I could talk for an hour about all the issues I have. One thing I didn't tell you, Jason, I think I told...

• 5:30Jason Bateman?

  Wait, so are you still using the hoses?

• 5:32Sean Hayes?

  No, I'm done, I can't do it.

• 5:34Jason Bateman?

  Right, so now you're just risking, you're risking suffocating to death every night?

• 5:39Will Arnett?

  Yeah, your health.

• 5:39Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, I sleep better without the machine.

• 5:42Will Arnett?

  No, you don't.

• 5:43Sean Hayes?

  I do, I'm telling you.

• 5:44Jason Bateman?

  Alright.

• 5:45Sean Hayes?

  I can't, I can't, but there is something funny that happens with that machine, you know, you, you know what it is, right? You hook it up to your nose, your nostrils, it goes through your nostrils and it covers your mouth and blah blah blah. And so I'm all set up and Scott, and Scotty comes in, this is like a few weeks ago, to say goodnight to me, and I have it on, so you can't really talk because all the air is blowing inside of, you know, inside of your mouth.

• 6:09Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, you're like in the ER.

• 6:12Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, just like in the ER, and he goes, alright babe, I love you, goodnight, and I go, "I love you too."

• 6:22Sean Hayes?

  You can't take it out of your mouth.

• 6:27Will Arnett?

  But you're now Scotty's real, I mean, you're already his dream guy, but now you're his real because now you've got a whole sci fi look to you. You're scratching every itch of his.

• 6:36Sean Hayes?

  I look like Prometheus, the guy in Prometheus.

• 6:41Jason Bateman?

  So now, does that, does that get him excited? Are you guys, are you having an increased physical life or decreased one? Yeah. What are we, we're into sort of just like a seasonal touch up?

• 6:54Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, what do you mean?

• 6:56Jason Bateman?

  It's like once in the spring, once in the winter, once in the fall.

• 6:59Will Arnett?

  You want to know the rate of their, their sex life?

• 7:02Jason Bateman?

  I do, I do. Let's do that. I'm sure that our guest will wait.

• 7:05Will Arnett?

  Let's do that.

• 7:08Will Arnett?

  I like hearing, we, we get updates from Amanda when you guys do it.

• 7:12Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, right?

• 7:14Will Arnett?

  Oh, yeah. Unsolicited. And then Jason, I'm like, hey, Amanda, I honestly, you, you gotta know that I don't want to know this.

• 7:20Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, don't want to know about anybody, by the way.

• 7:22Jason Bateman?

  Oh, she loves to share.

• 7:24Will Arnett?

  I know.

• 7:25Sean Hayes?

  That's sweet.

• 7:26Will Arnett?

  God bless her. It is sweet.

• 7:29Jason Bateman?

  Will, thanks for combing your hair. Started a little bit rough.

• 7:32Will Arnett?

  It's just sweaty. I just worked out.

• 7:35Jason Bateman?

  You don't need to scream, okay? We're all exercising.

• 7:44Jason Bateman?

  What are you doing for workouts over there in New York? Are you, are you outside or you inside?

• 7:48Will Arnett?

  No, no, no, I'm, I'm inside. I'm mixing it up. I've, I've got a few different things that I'm doing and Downey put me in touch with these guys who have opened a new facility that I'm going to go look at next week that apparently they do all sorts of cool stuff.

• 7:59Jason Bateman?

  Oh, really?

• 8:00Will Arnett?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm in touch with a guy and I just haven't.

• 8:02Jason Bateman?

  Like what kind of, what kind of new stuff? Like stuff we don't know about?

• 8:05Will Arnett?

  Yeah, just like new stuff.

• 8:06Jason Bateman?

  Like how to kill a guy with a ballpoint pen?

• 8:08Will Arnett?

  Well, that, yeah, it's just more like street fighting.

• 8:12Jason Bateman?

  But you get hot looking while you're doing it.

• 8:14Will Arnett?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:15Jason Bateman?

  All right, who are you guys, are you guys ready?

• 8:17Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 8:18Will Arnett?

  I mean, I guess so. Do you have a whole intro?

• 8:21Jason Bateman?

  Well, uh, the, our next guest, uh, grew up in England. Okay?

• 8:25Sean Hayes?

  Oh, okay.

• 8:26Jason Bateman?

  Um, but you know what? She's a real whippersnapper. She's, uh, this is, this 20-year-old has already done a lot. She's, yeah. She's received multiple nominations for Emmys and SAGs. She's produced and starred in her own franchise. She's written a New York Times bestseller, now being adapted for the screen by an Oscar nominee.

• 8:44Will Arnett?

  What?

• 8:44Jason Bateman?

  She's got her own global beauty product line. She's a star of one of the most successful shows in the world, and still at just 20 years old, she's the proud mother of 10 children.

• 8:55Sean Hayes?

  What are you talking about?

• 8:56Jason Bateman?

  They all have four legs.

• 8:57Will Arnett?

  It's all one of his, it's one of his weird intros. Go ahead. Who is it?

• 9:01Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, they've all got four legs, but she doesn't love them any less.

• 9:06Sean Hayes?

  Oh, my God.

• 9:08Jason Bateman?

  Guys, please welcome Miss Millie Bobby Brown.

• 9:11Sean Hayes?

  No way!

• 9:13Jason Bateman?

  You guys.

• 9:14Sean Hayes?

  No way! Oh, my God, I'm such a big fan.

• 9:16Speaker 03

  It's very hard to stay quiet while you're, you're taking the piss out of each other. It's really hard.

• 9:21Jason Bateman?

  Now, Millie, uh, and this is Millie, it's not Millie Bobby.

• 9:24Sean Hayes?

  It's so exciting.

• 9:25Jason Bateman?

  Right? It's Millie.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, Millie.

• 9:27Jason Bateman?

  And, and we're not do, are we doing the Bon Jovi as well? You did take his name.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  Yes, I, I am, like legally, but like stage name's staying the same.

• 9:38Jason Bateman?

  So you're, how are you, how are you introducing yourself? Hi, my name is-

• 9:42Will Arnett?

  When we sue you.

• 9:43Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, we want to get it right.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  It'll be Millie Bobby Bon Jovi if you sue me.

• 9:48Sean Hayes?

  Okay.

• 9:49Will Arnett?

  What do you mean, F?

• 9:50Jason Bateman?

  Now, Will, Will, you're, you're fairly close to her father-in-law, is that correct?

• 9:56Will Arnett?

  I, I want to say fairly close. I've known him for a number of years. Yeah, he's a great dude.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  The best.

• 10:00Jason Bateman?

  A great dude, a past guest of the, of the show here.

• 10:03Will Arnett?

  Past guest of the show, great guy, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've had John on here. He's a great musician, talented guy, great guy. We, we-

• 10:10Jason Bateman?

  What kind of father-in-law is he?

• 10:11Speaker 03

  Fantastic. Like, yeah, like, it's been so great because I grew up, obviously in the public eye, and, um, he started, you know, so young, like, so it was, it's really nice because he- You know, obviously us being, he's a man and I'm a woman, so we, we, we, we deal with our separate things. But to be able to come together sometimes and when I need him, he is very much there for me in like the best ways. Like always like making sure I'm okay. There's anything that's ever going on, I'm always like, can you help me out in this situation?

• 10:46Jason Bateman?

  Right, talking about the weirdness of the business, yeah.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  So informative, like, I mean, just, yeah, it's like, his wisdom is ridiculous. Yeah, and just like, but also like such a great person. So for me, it's like, yeah, we talk about the whole fame thing, but it doesn't really come up in conversation. It's more about like, the kind of person he and his, like his wife, my mother-in-law is, like, they are just, um, they're just really good people. And like, they just do good and they're good people. And so I just strive to be like them.

• 11:16Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, I love that.

• 11:17Will Arnett?

  They're like, they're like, uh, uh, um, really, really admirably normal people.

• 11:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, yeah, like, which is, you know, yeah, but also they did everything together, like,

• 11:29Will Arnett?

  Yeah.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  which is so beautiful, like everything, they, they, they start their high school sweetheart. So to be able to go through that all together as a team, they make such a wonderful team, such great parents, obviously.

• 11:40Will Arnett?

  Dorothea, right, that's his, that's his wife. She's amazing. She's really cool.

• 11:44Speaker 03

  She really is. So I've been really lucky, like never, you know, I have, my parents are, um,

• 11:51Sean Hayes?

  Your dad's amazing. Please tell him hello. Love that.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  Oh, you know, he loves you so much.

• 11:56Sean Hayes?

  Wait, how do you know her dad, Jason?

• 11:58Jason Bateman?

  Guys, easy, don't worry about it, okay?

• 12:01Will Arnett?

  Wait, wait, wait, Millie, how do you, how does your dad know Jason?

• 12:04Jason Bateman?

  Just going to the,

• 12:05Will Arnett?

  I'm asking her, not you.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  We were at an award show party. My dad, like,

• 12:10Will Arnett?

  Of course, that's where you'll find him.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  That's where you'll find my father, apparently.

• 12:14Will Arnett?

  No, it was Jason, but yeah.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  Oh, Jason, oh no, Jason, you were, I think you were,

• 12:18Jason Bateman?

  I've got a catering company, nevermind.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  No, I think there was,

• 12:23Sean Hayes?

  They just deliver nuts.

• 12:26Speaker 03

  I think you, I want to say you were nominated.

• 12:29Jason Bateman?

  Something like that.

• 12:30Will Arnett?

  That doesn't, that doesn't, that doesn't sound right.

• 12:33Speaker 03

  And I was too, I think. So we were together at this party and my dad never does this. He came up to me, he's like,

• 12:41Speaker 03

  do you think that you could go up to Jason Bateman for me? Cause I love him. And I was like, I was like fourteen. I was like, sure. So I go up and walk over and I'm like, hi, like, this is my dad. And anyway, my dad is like the sweetest person, but he is, and he's so personable, so funny. He's so English, like you have no idea. Like, he would be, the banter is endless with him. And so he kind of just makes friends with really anyone.

• 13:10Jason Bateman?

  Salt of the earth.

• 13:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, he's really great. Like, he got a coconut cake from Tom Cruise this year. Like, do you know what I mean? Like, he's just that kind of guy. Like, makes friends with everyone, loves everyone, and you have to, you just happen to be one of his favorite people. And yeah, that's kind of like, that's-

• 13:28Will Arnett?

  Up until he met him.

• 13:29Jason Bateman?

  Up, yeah.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  Of course. And then he said, wow, never meet your idol.

• 13:33Jason Bateman?

  So since you started so young, he must have been on set with you a bunch. And then, once you passed eighteen, uh, now you no longer get to share-

• 13:42Will Arnett?

  Sayonara.

• 13:43Jason Bateman?

  -full days with him. Like, because I remember that transition in my life with my parents. It's like, you, you, you miss them a bit. Yeah?

• 13:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. Well, it's really interesting because when I turned eighteen, it was this really weird, like, well, what do we, what do we do now? And do, do you still want to come? Like, because it's also like, you know-

• 14:05Jason Bateman?

  I can drive now, Dad.

• 14:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, and also just like, I know it's boring. Like, I know what you're doing is like, it's sat there, boring. But he now is just my manager and like, we do everything together. We, we sign deals together, figure out my next projects together. I talk to him literally, maybe like six hours a day, like, on the phone. Like, if he's not, if he's not with me, we are, we are talking to each other on the phone. And we're just basically like, yeah, we, he kind of helps me run my production company. And we, yeah, we just are developing, developing new stories every day. But it's, it's very, it's, he's just like a very, he's a very creative man, really creative.

• 14:45Sean Hayes?

  Is he mainly out here in the UK or is he-

• 14:48Speaker 03

  So he usually follows me everywhere because he's, we hate, we have separation anxiety. Me and my parents, like, it's really bad, but like, we have really bad separation anxiety. And he is the worst for it. He doesn't like to admit it, but he, he really is. So anytime-

• 15:03Speaker 03

  I'm not in England, like they'll, they'll basically follow me around. This is the longest time and he'll get out his calendar like in his office. And he'll be like, not with Millie, not with Millie. And he's like, okay, I'm not with you for three weeks. Like, what are we gonna do?

• 15:17Jason Bateman?

  That's gonna be hard for me when my girls leave.

• 15:20Will Arnett?

  What do you mean?

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, so.

• 15:22Jason Bateman?

  Well, when they go to college, you know, because I like my daughters.

• 15:27Will Arnett?

  Do you?

• 15:27Jason Bateman?

  Don't look so confused.

• 15:28Will Arnett?

  Sorry, no, I'm really, this is, this is, this is news to all of us. Sorry, Millie.

• 15:33Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, their names are, um.

• 15:35Will Arnett?

  There we go. Hey, Millie, how old were you? We know JB, I know JB is like, you've been worrying about them going to college since they were eight.

• 15:44Jason Bateman?

  I know, it's true.

• 15:45Will Arnett?

  You're the first guy whose kids have gone away. Shut up, Bateman. Hey, Millie, can I ask you a question? He has been, he's been like teary eyed for 10 years.

• 15:53Jason Bateman?

  I know, it's true.

• 15:54Will Arnett?

  Millie, how old were you? Uh, what was your first foray into performing? Like, whose idea was it? Was your mom and dad going like, all right, we've got a real hot ticket on our hands here. We need to put her into something. Or were you like, I gotta go do something? Like, who, what was that process?

• 16:09Speaker 03

  No, my parents are like, you know, my dad worked on a fruit and veg stand. Like, he worked at a market, a fruit and vegetable market. So my dad did that the majority of his life. Um, and it's, and that goes back, like, actually, we have pictures of our family in like the 1800s, like, doing that same thing.

• 16:27Will Arnett?

  No kidding?

• 16:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, so it's like florists.

• 16:30Will Arnett?

  What part of the UK was that in?

• 16:32Speaker 03

  In Dorset, so in the countryside of England.

• 16:34Will Arnett?

  Okay, nice.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  Um, and so, that's what my dad, like, that's what my dad did. My mom, you know, she had four kids. She had her last daughter when she was 41. So she's been like, you know, the best, most present mom ever. And been very lucky to have that time with her.

• 16:50Will Arnett?

  Where are you in that, in that order?

• 16:52Speaker 03

  I'm third.

• 16:53Will Arnett?

  Third, okay.

• 16:54Speaker 03

  So my older sister's 30, my, my older brother is 27, and then my younger sister is 13.

• 17:02Will Arnett?

  Wow.

• 17:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:03Will Arnett?

  Amazing.

• 17:04Speaker 03

  Kind of amazing. Yeah, they had gaps. It was really weird.

• 17:07Will Arnett?

  Yeah.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  And yeah, so basically, I, um, I, I.

• 17:12Will Arnett?

  JB, you have a gap, right? Like eighty-eight to ninety-two? Is that a big gap for you?

• 17:15Jason Bateman?

  This one, this one between my teeth, I can whistle with it.

• 17:18Will Arnett?

  I remember you saying eighty-eight to ninety-two is a big gap for you.

• 17:21Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 17:22Will Arnett?

  So, so you're, so there you are. You're in the UK. Your dad's selling, working for selling fruit and veg. Amazing.

• 17:28Speaker 03

  And I've always been, I always loved dancing and singing. Like, it was not, like, acting, I didn't really even know it was a job. Like, I, I didn't know it existed. Um, and then we moved to Orlando, Florida from England, kind of randomly.

• 17:43Will Arnett?

  Really?

• 17:43Speaker 03

  And, yeah, I don't.

• 17:44Will Arnett?

  Not for you? Not for?

• 17:46Speaker 03

  No, just because, because my family, I, I would like to say, and even now, we're still very like, we're like, we're nomads. Like, we kind of just, we, if we, we never take a plane, we always drive. We all, like, we're always just like that kind of family. If we don't, if we want to go somewhere, we'll just get in the car and go. Like, we've always been like that, never kind of, we don't need a lot to plan.

• 18:06Jason Bateman?

  Her dad was in search of a better orange, and there, there, it took him right to Orlando.

• 18:11Will Arnett?

  Really nice connection. Do you think, and then you thought like, what's a?

• 18:14Speaker 03

  That was a really great, I just, that took so much longer for me in my head. I'm so sad.

• 18:20Will Arnett?

  Oh, I'm sad too, but for different reasons. Hey, so, so Orlando, you guys were like, hey, what's the most beautiful idyllic city in the world?

• 18:27Speaker 03

  We went, no, no, no, no. We went to, we went there a lot as like, growing, like, growing up, I went there a lot on, on vacation.

• 18:34Will Arnett?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Speaker 03

  And then my dad was like, I love, it's, I just love it here. I love the weather. I love like the vibe. I love the people. So we were like, okay, so we moved there for about maybe six, eight months, and then.

• 18:46Jason Bateman?

  How old were you when, how old were you when you moved?

• 18:48Speaker 03

  I was eight.

• 18:49Will Arnett?

  Wow.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  And my little sister was probably like, oh my gosh, maybe like.

• 18:55Speaker 03

  I want to say like nine, nine weeks old, like it was like she was really like it was kind of a crazy decision, but we moved and then I went to school in Orlando, again, not performing at this, at this point. Yeah. And then on like, we heard this thing on the radio, me and my dad, and it was like, come to this, this workshop where you can dance, sing and act and da, da, da. My dad was like, that's good, that's cool, like you should go, because I was driving him insane on the weekends, basically just keep me busy, I didn't have any friends or anything. Singing and dancing. Yeah. And then he took me and then I started going for a bit and then I came back home and I was like, you need to take me, I actually said, which I don't remember saying this, but my parents are like, you said it.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  Parents lie, but. If you take me to Hollywood, I'll make it. And my dad was like, what do you mean? And I was like, I, I, I want to be, I want to go to Hollywood and um.

• 19:53Jason Bateman?

  That's so cool.

• 19:53Speaker 03

  I remember having like drink, like I wanted so badly to be in LA and um, and to, and to, to be an actor and so the next week, we packed up the car and we drove from Orlando to LA. We didn't have a house, we didn't have anything planned. We stayed in a motel um, on the side of the highway. What? And I just went to auditions and agents the whole, the whole time.

• 20:20Jason Bateman?

  And were your siblings like, I don't want to go to Hollywood, I want to stay.

• 20:23Speaker 03

  We hadn't, well, you know what's crazy is um, no, my brother, my brother didn't like school in America, he had a hard time adjusting because he was like 16, so it was a little harder for him. Yeah. I found it even difficult, like making friends there, just being able to kind of like have common, you know, ground, especially when you're 16, like all these people know each other, they all go to the same kindergarten, the same, you know what I mean, and like they all know each other and this is a small town in Florida, so for my brother, it was, I know it was hard for him to adjust and then.

• 20:52Jason Bateman?

  But what, what did, what did my, what was, what was, what was the plan for mom and dad to do in Hollywood while they're, and, and the other kids, you guys just loaded up the van and went across the country and we'll just figure it out when we get there?

• 21:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, pretty much. It was like, figure it out.

• 21:07Jason Bateman?

  Great family.

• 21:08Sean Hayes?

  I mean, incredible, yeah.

• 21:09Speaker 03

  Figure it out. And like, everything was like, if we're together, we're okay. Like, we're always gonna be okay.

• 21:14Jason Bateman?

  Right, no matter what.

• 21:15Speaker 03

  And so...

• 21:15Jason Bateman?

  And then you crushed it.

• 21:16Will Arnett?

  And did your parents, did your parents have jobs lined up along the way, or?

• 21:20Speaker 03

  So, no, like, my dad, my dad, my dad actually, he, because I was born in Spain, which is...

• 21:28Jason Bateman?

  Marbella.

• 21:29Speaker 03

  Marbella. And that, so I, my dad was a really successful real estate agent that, that's what he got into. So, so he, he was always like, my dad, again, like, he's like, kind of a jack of all trades, like, always been like, kind of knowing of everything and every, like, it's always been like, he's, he's very talented in that. So, when we moved there, it was, literally, it was like, we have to kind of, now we have to figure this out. So I went on auditions and...

• 21:57Jason Bateman?

  You got, you got an agent, you got an agent right away that got you the auditions?

• 22:00Speaker 03

  I actually, weirdly, I, like, maybe like, the first two weeks, I was going to agents and like, went to a bunch of different people. And, and I went to Mel's Drive-In for lunch.

• 22:13Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  And James Woods was there.

• 22:15Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 22:16Sean Hayes?

  Okay.

• 22:16Speaker 03

  And he was like, and I, I grew up watching, like, I didn't watch animation, like, I watched Casino, I watched Moulin Rouge, I watched, like, these were like, I never, ever believe, like, I nev, I was never one of those kids, like...

• 22:31Jason Bateman?

  Right, right.

• 22:32Speaker 03

  I, I loved Disney Channel.

• 22:34Jason Bateman?

  You knew who he was.

• 22:35Speaker 03

  But I did know who he was.

• 22:36Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 22:37Speaker 03

  He wrote on like, the thing, like, you know, "I knew you before you were famous," and it was like, the two weeks that I got to LA and I kind of, I, I got an agent and did the whole thing. Then I, then I basically just auditioned after, and I, and I was going up for jobs, like, you know, I went for commercials, but I also went for the BFG, I went, you know, I, I, um, I did Steve Jobs, like, I, the Jobs movie, like, I really went up for everything. And got really close. I mean, yeah, like I, I, I kind of was.

• 23:12Sean Hayes?

  With no, with no training?

• 23:14Speaker 03

  No, no, I've never, never been trained. Like even when I was going in Orlando, it was never training. Like it was always like, do you know what I mean? It was like, they taught me how to sing. They taught me how to model, which was terrible. Like I am not a model. And then they taught me how to dance and I loved it. But of course it was like me like just shaking ass. Like I had no idea what I was doing.

• 23:31Sean Hayes?

  Right, right.

• 23:33Speaker 03

  But the acting thing, I really got, I could, you know, the monologue stuck in my head and I would think about it for a while. And like, that stuck for me.

• 23:41Sean Hayes?

  Right.

• 23:43Sean Hayes?

  We'll be right back.

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• 25:31Will Arnett?

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• 27:15Jason Bateman?

  And now, back to the show.

• 27:19Sean Hayes?

  Well, what's so amazing to me is, first of all, nerd alert, like the rest of the world, I'm such a huge Stranger Things fan. And when I watched the first season, I mean, I was just blown away, not only by the show, but of course by you. And, and I had that thought, it was like, how does this little- Girl know how to be so such a brilliant actor.

• 27:43Jason Bateman?

  And without even speaking that much, right?

• 27:45Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, that's why I said no training because it's like, how are you A so comfortable in front of the camera? B, how did you learn how to do that at such a young age? When it takes years and years for other people to do it.

• 27:58Will Arnett?

  Yeah, she's so young and so much better than you already. Like that must have been for you jarring.

• 28:03Sean Hayes?

  It was very jarring. So then I read for one of the kids as well on Stranger Things.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  No, I I am I I I'll be honest like, you know, when when we start like I started auditioning and I got like jobs like I was like, you know, did NCIS and Modern Family and like, I was kind of just doing these like bit roles, but like still had just so much fun. But when we moved back to London, because we eventually couldn't afford to live in LA anymore. And like we couldn't, we basically was just like, we can't do this anymore. So we moved back to London and then I had an audition where I got told, like basically I wasn't gonna make it and like in person, this person told me this.

• 28:48Will Arnett?

  Wait, wait, wait, who is the person? You don't have to say their name, but what was their position?

• 28:53Speaker 03

  They were a casting director.

• 28:54Will Arnett?

  How old were you at the time?

• 28:56Speaker 03

  Maybe, uh, gosh, 10.

• 28:59Will Arnett?

  Imagine saying that to a 10 year old.

• 29:02Jason Bateman?

  You know, you're not gonna make it as an actor.

• 29:04Speaker 03

  That I was too mature, so I couldn't I I I I wasn't gonna make it because I was too mature. I didn't I didn't have that kid like kind of like that kid like thing, right? And so I I went home and I cried and I cried and I said, I'm not gonna do it anymore. Like, I don't wanna I don't wanna act anymore. My parents were like, my parents, my dad, actually. My mom was very much always like, whatever you want, we love you, whatever you want, you know what I mean? But my dad, he always.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  Your accent is actually not too bad.

• 29:35Will Arnett?

  Thank you. Yeah, thank you.

• 29:38Speaker 03

  But yeah, you're my dad saw saw something and he, you know, he.

• 29:45Speaker 03

  Always saw that drive in me and was like never letting, like would never let me, you know, slip on that. And so he was like, there's this audition in my inbox. Let's do the last one and then we're done. Like we, we don't have to do it anymore. And that last audition was Stranger Things.

• 30:00Will Arnett?

  Wow.

• 30:00Sean Hayes?

  And so you auditioned from, uh, in England?

• 30:02Speaker 03

  On that same day. I was so upset from, from what happened.

• 30:05Will Arnett?

  On the same day?

• 30:07Speaker 03

  It was the same day and my dad just like, we set it up and I just went on a blank wall, read the script and was like, what? Like she doesn't have any lines. She just cries.

• 30:18Sean Hayes?

  And she bleeds from her nose.

• 30:20Speaker 03

  And she, yeah, but it didn't even say anything. It didn't say like she had superpowers, her name was Levin, nothing like that. It was just like, girl, confused, like comes to, like, doesn't seem like she's kind of human, like very, very, and I was really vague. And I just did what felt natural, but also used so much of the emotion that had been happening earlier on in that day.

• 30:39Jason Bateman?

  You were in a really raw place.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  Really raw, like my, yeah.

• 30:42Sean Hayes?

  And did you have long hair then? And then of course you shaved it for the first season. Yeah.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  Yeah. I had long hair and then didn't hear from them for three months and kind of stopped auditioning. Like did an audition, three months, and then I got an email saying, hey, they, you know, they, the directors of that, that show that you auditioned for really like you. Can we face, can we Skype? So.

• 31:04Jason Bateman?

  Remember that, guys?

• 31:05Speaker 03

  I Skyped with them.

• 31:06Will Arnett?

  Yeah.

• 31:07Speaker 03

  I Skyped with them. Yeah, I know. I said that the other day and people younger than me were like, I don't know what you're talking about. And I was like, who?

• 31:14Will Arnett?

  It used to be like, yo, can I Skype you real quick? Do you remember that?

• 31:17Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 31:17Will Arnett?

  Sorry, go ahead.

• 31:20Sean Hayes?

  So they, so you did a callback via video, yeah?

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. And then they, and I did an American accent the whole time because I didn't want them to know I was British. So they had no idea I was British. I basically wanted them to know that I could hold an American accent for that long without them knowing. So they, they could rely on me.

• 31:40Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  So then they, after the Skype. They were like, can you fly out to LA? So my dad and I flew out to LA. And this is kind of the weird part, like, and I said this in my speech, like, on the last day of filming. But like, we got on the plane and at this point, I knew that my character's name was Eleven and I was on row eleven. And then we got to the hotel, I was on floor eleven. And everything just seemed really, really weird. Like, everything felt way too real and kind of positive and optimistic for the first time.

• 32:12Jason Bateman?

  That's amazing.

• 32:13Speaker 03

  Kind of like years. And then, you know, I went in and I, and I met with them. And I remember it was really weird. They didn't have any lines for me. They just were like, here's a box of clothes. What, what would you do if you weren't like human? If you didn't know who you are, like, you weren't like, you know, a normal, regular girl? What would you do with this? And I just like, kept like, putting the clothes like, on my head. And, and then like, just kind of feeling them and like, put it, and, and I think they were like, shit. Like, we found her.

• 32:45Will Arnett?

  Oh, sorry.

• 32:46Jason Bateman?

  Oh, sorry, we found her, yeah.

• 32:47Will Arnett?

  Yeah, we found her.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  That too, I don't, they didn't realize that then, but I think they do now.

• 32:51Jason Bateman?

  You probably had Sean Levy saying, well, she's wrinkling those clothes. What is she doing with?

• 32:55Will Arnett?

  Yeah, yeah. But what would you do if you took these, uh, these clothes?

• 33:00Jason Bateman?

  The great Sean Levy, you're so lucky you had him shepherding the whole thing.

• 33:03Will Arnett?

  Don't interrupt my Sean Levy impression.

• 33:05Jason Bateman?

  Greatest guy.

• 33:06Speaker 03

  It was very good, it was very good. Um, and then the next day, I got a call in the hotel room as I was leaving back to Heathrow. And then it was the directors and they said, do you want to be our Eleven? And can you shave your hair off? And I was like, yes and yes. And then, literally three months later, I was shaving my hair off.

• 33:23Jason Bateman?

  That's crazy.

• 33:24Will Arnett?

  Wow, amazing. By the way, I've, we've all had those moments. We've all had people say stuff to us in our career where we, where they go, you're not right, you're never gonna be right, or you're not gonna, all that kind of stuff. But, but, but to say, yeah, and Scotty says that a lot too, and rightfully so. You've got very little talent, but, but what, what, what is, what is particularly repulsive is when an adult says that to a ten year old. And I know it's a professional environment, but to, but, but to, in that moment, to think that it's okay to say something like that to a ten year old, to me, is absolutely, uh, uh, way out of bounds. I think.

• 34:03Speaker 03

  You know what, though, I just feel like growing, like even grow, like that to me like doesn't even like really scrape the surface. Like it, it's like, like growing up in the industry, I, you know, it can get like that. People see you as an adult. And because you.

• 34:23Jason Bateman?

  They forget that you're a kid because you're coming.

• 34:25Speaker 03

  Well, you're hired, you're hired. So you're like, you, you're, you're hired like an adult. You don't work the hours as an adult, but you're expected to be there like an adult. Like you're expected to do the job. You're expected, yeah, same responsibilities, like pretty much everything is the same. You know, except you gotta do school three hours a day, really. Like, that's really it. And so I was so lucky because like for me, and I guess that maturity really paid off because I was really able to understand the weight of what I was doing. So I was never like, yippee doo dah, like, what am I doing next? Like, I was always very like, okay, like I have my cool time is tomorrow. I need to get eight hours. Like, I was so strict with myself. My parents were always like, you know,

• 35:10Speaker 03

  they always kind of knew I was like that, too. Like, I, I loved school, would really prioritize school. Like, I was just kind of like annoyingly one of those kids that just like loved work, loved school. Just loved really like being on set. Like, I was so excited to be done with school so I could have more hours on at work. Because I, I just, I just, I loved it.

• 35:33Sean Hayes?

  I love that. You, you know what I noticed? By the way, this is, hopefully you don't think this is something bad, but like I've noticed.

• 35:40Jason Bateman?

  Here we go.

• 35:41Sean Hayes?

  But you're, you're in the States right now, United States?

• 35:43Speaker 03

  My accent.

• 35:44Sean Hayes?

  Yes. I was just gonna say you go in and out. It's really cool, actually.

• 35:47Jason Bateman?

  Well, because you spent a lot of time here and spent a lot of time there.

• 35:50Speaker 03

  That was such a huge thing for a minute. Like, my whole, like, I, I actually call it the accent gate because it's like so frustrating. Because that was like everywhere. Like, like for a second, like, everyone was talking about my accent and they had a real problem about it. And I was like, guys, like, I'm married to an American. When I'm around his family, I immediately go into like an American accent. But then I was just in England and then I'm the second I hear my mom and dad's accent, I just go right back into it.

• 36:18Jason Bateman?

  It's really cool.

• 36:19Speaker 03

  And I'm like, you want me to be an actor, you want me to play these characters, but you expect me not to morph into people. What I hear is what I do, I do that, you know? And it's like, it's all part of it.

• 36:28Will Arnett?

  Yeah, wherever you are, you're gonna be influenced by your location.

• 36:33Speaker 03

  Just like you are, you're doing it right now, Will.

• 36:36Will Arnett?

  Yeah, of course.

• 36:36Speaker 03

  With your English accent.

• 36:38Will Arnett?

  Sean's about to move on to Old Queen Road and then he's gonna morph into that. So like everybody.

• 36:43Sean Hayes?

  There's a nice flat over there, I'm really eyeing.

• 36:46Will Arnett?

  What are you doing, dude? What are you doing?

• 36:50Jason Bateman?

  Really, if, so, closing the loop on the, on the childhood start thing, what, what would you say to that 10-year-old starting out now? Now that you know, you know, a lot, um, since then, what do you think you could, you could say to that 10-year-old that would, uh, help her kinda cut some corners?

• 37:09Speaker 03

  You know, like, I'll be, I'll be honest, like, I, I really think that, like, I am so glad, like, everything happened to me, like, even the shitty stuff that I know kind of was hard at the time that I was going through, like, I needed to go through it, like, cause I am, I really am like a different person from it. And like, I, I, I know it sounds silly, but I started this when I was eight years old and I'm turning 21 next week and I-

• 37:36Sean Hayes?

  Happy birthday!

• 37:37Will Arnett?

  Same.

• 37:38Speaker 03

  Thank you. We're all, we're all 21.

• 37:40Will Arnett?

  We're all turning 21.

• 37:41Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, like, what is the one, like, to Jason, like, what is the, looking back now, what is the one thing or several things- That you wish you knew? That you wish you knew, like, that, that you go, you know what happened to me when I was 11 or 12 or 13 or 14? I'm gonna make sure that never happens again.

• 37:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:58Jason Bateman?

  Or that I didn't need to worry about this as much, or-

• 38:01Will Arnett?

  Or, conversely, to think, so you don't focus on a negative, I wish there was something that I did more of, there, there's, you know what I mean?

• 38:08Speaker 03

  Right, yeah, no, totally. I think for me, honestly, like, the only thing I would say to her is like, you're, like, your parents, like, you're good. Like, don't worry, like, they, they, they like, they got you, like, no matter what. Like, lean into that as much as possible, because when you're a kid, you try and, you know- You want to do everything on your own and you're trying your best and like, but like, no, like, I am so reliant on my family and like,

• 38:38Will Arnett?

  That's nice.

• 38:39Speaker 03

  Honestly, like, they have, they have kept my feet on the ground and I just would probably say, I'd probably say to them, like, or say to her, that like, because I know she's, she was maybe a little bit scared about growing up and making sure that like,

• 38:53Will Arnett?

  Well, she's gonna be scared that you're there in the first place because you're appearing out of nowhere.

• 38:57Sean Hayes?

  Right.

• 38:57Will Arnett?

  As your older self.

• 38:59Sean Hayes?

  There's a time machine.

• 38:59Speaker 03

  That's true. She would be terrified.

• 39:01Will Arnett?

  Give her a little space, okay?

• 39:03Speaker 03

  But no, what I was like, I feel like,

• 39:06Sean Hayes?

  She's gonna absorb all that.

• 39:07Speaker 03

  I feel like, I feel like what's cool, though, is that when I was younger, I was so afraid of becoming those infamous child stars that just go awry. Right? Those, exactly, Jason. That's a huge story that I know is viral.

• 39:24Will Arnett?

  Yeah, cautionary tale, we call him.

• 39:26Speaker 03

  Exactly. No, but you know, and it's like, it's a deep fear because it, it, it happens. And by the way, you're constantly reminded of it in an interview at like, 12, 13 years old, people would be like, what do you think about this person and their journey? Do you feel, do you feel like you can relate to that? And trying to trick me. And I would go home and think, what, what if that happened to me? Like, what if I lost touch of reality and, and, you know, that's so scary. And it really was a deep fear and like, honestly, like, I've just, again, would tell myself, like, you're not gonna be like that. Like, you have your family that guide you.

• 40:04Sean Hayes?

  Just anchor yourself into your family, into the things that matter and you value.

• 40:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, but everything else, I think I'm so grateful I went through because like,

• 40:10Sean Hayes?

  So great.

• 40:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, you know, and you would, I, I know that there are some things I wish I could maybe change and stuff, but honestly, like, I'm happy I've, I went through it and like, now I can just use that as reference.

• 40:20Will Arnett?

  You know what? I'm just remembering, we met when you were a kid. We were at some thing. Do you remember this? You were like, you had just started doing stranger things. You were like 12. You were with your mom. And we were at like some.

• 40:32Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, guess what, Will?

• 40:33Will Arnett?

  Event.

• 40:34Jason Bateman?

  She's got no idea what you're talking about.

• 40:36Speaker 03

  Hey, no, no, no. I will say this, and actually, it's so interesting, because Ariana Grande, I think, just talked about it. But like, it's, I feel that I can't remember a lot of my childhood.

• 40:46Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, especially when Will Arnett's a part of it, you know?

• 40:49Will Arnett?

  Yeah, I know. I'm just, I'm just, no, just as you were talking.

• 40:51Speaker 03

  Where were we?

• 40:52Will Arnett?

  I don't know. It was at some, like, at some professional engagement, but, but I, but.

• 40:57Sean Hayes?

  Because out of the gate, Stranger Things was such, so massive.

• 41:02Speaker 03

  It was overnight.

• 41:03Sean Hayes?

  Right away. And I'm sure, I don't want to put words in your mouth, but I'm sure all of that, then you get like all this attention, everybody wanting you to interviews and people, meeting people, it's just like, becomes a whirlwind and like a foggy, right?

• 41:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, sometimes people will say things to me, and I'm like, oh, yeah, like, I did meet that person. Like, I forget who I've met.

• 41:22Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, you can't remember at all.

• 41:24Will Arnett?

  I'm forgettable. I'm very forgettable. I will give you that, but.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no. But like, seriously, like, I, and like, I know people forget things when they're like, you know, older, because they have kids, like, or when they're a kid, they forget things, but I.

• 41:37Sean Hayes?

  Jason doesn't remember who we are.

• 41:39Will Arnett?

  I'm the worst.

• 41:40Speaker 03

  But I think you're right, Sean. Like, I, I definitely, you know, I, I, I went on a vacation right before Stranger Things came out, and I had 25 followers, and like, I don't even remember like what my fucking username was, but like, I remember, I didn't even really know what like Instagram was, and I just had it, I think, just to post like videos of my dog. And then the next night, so I like, we were driving to, I think Palm Springs or something, and then I woke up from the nap, and I woke up and I had a million followers.

• 42:11Will Arnett?

  Wow.

• 42:13Speaker 03

  My phone broke, and I like looked at my dad, and he was driving, I was like, what happened? And he's like, I think this show is going to be really, really big. And I was like, and like, I remember I like turned my phone, I was asking my mom, like, can you turn this off? Like, I don't know how to even work this. And we got to the Palm Springs Hotel, to which the whole staff started freaking out, because I still had like a shaved head, and like, I still looked like 11. And like, people were freaking out, and I was like, oh my god. Like, so it was like actually over the course of like a drive.

• 42:45Sean Hayes?

  63 million followers.

• 42:48Jason Bateman?

  You have 63 million followers?

• 42:50Will Arnett?

  Wow.

• 42:51Jason Bateman?

  On what platform?

• 42:53Sean Hayes?

  Instagram.

• 42:53Jason Bateman?

  Is that Instagram?

• 42:54Sean Hayes?

  Look at that.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  On Instagram, I think.

• 42:55Jason Bateman?

  Good lord. Wow.

• 42:58Sean Hayes?

  You're looking good.

• 42:59Speaker 03

  Looks nothing like who I, what I'm showing right now, but yes.

• 43:03Sean Hayes?

  Wow, you look amazing.

• 43:05Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 43:06Jason Bateman?

  Well, now, so then, growing up with all of these sort of interesting pressures, to put it kindly, as Stranger Things was exploding, was it helpful to have other kids on the show? That you guys could sort of go through that together? And now that it's over, is there a... How do you... That's like, those are brothers of yours that you have to like, say goodbye to? Like, is it strange? Is it hard?

• 43:41Speaker 03

  It is strange. I think, you know, I'll be honest, like, you know, the kids, because there's so many boys, they, it was so great, because I know that they had such great camaraderie and in their kind of brotherhood of growing up and being teen boys, you know, in this huge hit show. For me, my journey was a little bit different. Like, you know, I feel like as a woman and as a young girl, I just went through it a bit differently in terms of like, the things that I was wearing and the kinds of, you know, things I was kind of,

• 44:13Jason Bateman?

  Interested in.

• 44:14Speaker 03

  Not subject to experiencing, but just a bit more like, people would ask me very different questions than they would ask them. Or, you know, they would, I would kind of, yeah. It just, that's the way it felt. It was very much like, they could just be them, and I kind of had to put some, like, put a show on a little bit more.

• 44:31Jason Bateman?

  Right, right, yeah.

• 44:32Speaker 03

  Which was just a bit, it was just my different experience. But again, not like a bad experience, but just different. And I, I was, I am so close with the boys. Like, I love them, and I have been really lucky, again, to have that experience with them. And saying goodbye to them was really, really emotional.

• 44:49Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, I saw that, I saw that last day on the set. It was, I almost started crying. It was incredible. Your speech was great.

• 44:56Speaker 03

  Thank you. It was a lot longer than what I put on Instagram, but I really wanted to... You know, I love, I love the boys and I love the cast, but the crew, like, I grew up with these people and, um, most of them, like my parents.

• 45:11Jason Bateman?

  Now, what about, let's, let's get to David Harbour. I'm about to start a project with David Harbour. Any, any hints, any tips, any things to, um, get ready to enjoy, any things to watch out for? Um, it's just you and I talking. Here we go.

• 45:26Speaker 03

  David, so David and I, he played my dad in the show and, like, I, like, he and I had, I would say, I would honestly say this, the most real relationship.

• 45:40Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  Like-

• 45:42Jason Bateman?

  I hear he's fantastic.

• 45:44Speaker 03

  He and I, like, had, like, um, a really, really transparent relationship where we're very, very honest, can be brutal with each other, but like, really, like, good friends. Like, and he, I think what is so amazing about him, he like, everything's about your heart. Like, he sees your heart, he knows what you want, he wants to find, like, the beauty in everything and, and the beauty in the scene, and he wants to find it. And he always gave me that platform.

• 46:08Will Arnett?

  Good luck with JB.

• 46:10Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, I'm, I'm all heart.

• 46:12Will Arnett?

  Good, good luck in finding any beauty in that heart, you know what I mean?

• 46:17Sean Hayes?

  We'll be right back.

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• 49:24Jason Bateman?

  All right, back to the show.

• 49:27Sean Hayes?

  You know, it's so amazing, Milli, I'm sorry, at the beginning you said Millie or Millie Bobby?

• 49:31Speaker 03

  You can call me Mel.

• 49:32Will Arnett?

  You gotta color Millie Bobby Brown, I think you have to do the full.

• 49:36Jason Bateman?

  And then Bon Jovi.

• 49:37Sean Hayes?

  Miss Brown.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  And then Bon Jovi.

• 49:40Sean Hayes?

  What's really cool is that a lot of people with your success at such an early age would probably feel like, great, I did it, now I don't have to, whatever, I can rest my laurels and whatever. But you just keep going with incredible work and like Jason said at the beginning with this new line of products that you have and it's really impressive that you still have a drive and a curiosity and a

• 50:06Will Arnett?

  Have you got a big movie coming out this year too? Don't you have a big movie coming out?

• 50:10Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 50:11Jason Bateman?

  Let's talk about Electric.

• 50:14Speaker 03

  State.

• 50:15Jason Bateman?

  State.

• 50:15Will Arnett?

  Oh, yeah, and Pratt's in that too, right?

• 50:18Sean Hayes?

  Oh, yes.

• 50:19Jason Bateman?

  And then you have those upstart, those upstart directors, the Russo brothers. I believe, like, oh, how did you get through that?

• 50:27Will Arnett?

  Oh, these guys.

• 50:28Speaker 03

  I was terrible.

• 50:30Will Arnett?

  These guys.

• 50:30Speaker 03

  No, I honestly like, you know, I walked onto that set and it's like a well-oiled machine. They, it's like.

• 50:42Jason Bateman?

  And then that Pratt guy.

• 50:44Speaker 03

  No, I mean Pratt's a different story.

• 50:48Speaker 03

  Pratt is like, I don't even understa- like his thing, which I love, is like, he always says, and I love this, he'll go like, if you come to set in a bad mood, like, what are you, having a hard time living your dream? And like, I'm always like, I love that, like, he comes to set and he is truly so grateful and honored to be there and to like fulfill that role. And he taught me a lot, because like, I love, you listen, I love work, but like, you know, you go through your days where you're like, for fuck's sake, like, I'm having a bad day, but he saw. And he brought sun every day. It was always positivity. It was always funny. It was always like just so and and the Russo's also are so great at that, like keeping such a great spirited like set.

• 51:31Jason Bateman?

  I saw the movie. It's it's really good.

• 51:33Speaker 03

  Thank you. Thank you. I love. Yeah, the I mean, the movie like immediately I was so excited to do it because I had never done anything like this. And also, my dream was to work with the Russo brothers. So like I.

• 51:44Will Arnett?

  What did Joe Russo call you? You know, he calls everybody by their last name, or he'll go like, hey, hey, Brad, go sit down here. Net move to the did he call you Brown?

• 51:54Speaker 03

  He didn't. He calls me Mills. That's it.

• 51:56Jason Bateman?

  Mills.

• 51:57Will Arnett?

  And he sits like he sometimes he doesn't even bother to get up out of his chair. He'll just go yell.

• 52:01Speaker 03

  I love when he does that. So he'll be like, you know what? Once he said to me, I I come into his tent and I'm like, hey, guys, like, did you?

• 52:09Will Arnett?

  Yeah.

• 52:10Speaker 03

  His tent. And I'll be like, hey, like, did you? Did you see that? And he's like, yeah. And then he uh he goes, we're getting cannolis. If you do this take, you get a cannoli. And I was just like, fuck, yeah. And I and because he's so Italian.

• 52:24Will Arnett?

  He's so.

• 52:25Speaker 03

  And I just remember like he gets like his his assistant, their assistant comes in with just like basically a box of cannolis and everyone's just eating.

• 52:32Jason Bateman?

  His name is Anthony.

• 52:34Will Arnett?

  No, not Ant.

• 52:35Jason Bateman?

  No.

• 52:36Will Arnett?

  Not Ant.

• 52:37Jason Bateman?

  Ant.

• 52:38Will Arnett?

  Ant. Hey, Ant. By the way, you go in there and you'd be like, you'd be like, hey, Joe, what are you thinking? He's like, hang on a second. I'm just doing my fantasy football. I'm like, what?

• 52:47Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, Joe's doing his fantasy lineup and Anthony's actually running shit.

• 52:50Speaker 03

  Electric State, he was addicted to TikTok and we actually had to have a sit down talk about it.

• 52:54Will Arnett?

  Of course he was.

• 52:55Jason Bateman?

  Did you teach him any dances?

• 52:57Speaker 03

  No, I don't. I don't have TikTok. I do not like TikTok, so I am not a fan of TikTok. So I because I just.

• 53:02Will Arnett?

  Interesting. Interesting. Walk me through that a little bit.

• 53:05Jason Bateman?

  We've made some news right there.

• 53:06Speaker 03

  I just I have a hard time with social media. I don't like social media, which is actually bringing it back.

• 53:13Jason Bateman?

  Girl with sixty three million followers.

• 53:15Will Arnett?

  It's not her fault. They follow her.

• 53:16Speaker 03

  Instagram. I don't have Instagram on my phone. Someone else does it for me and I'll take a picture and then I'll send it to someone and then they'll post it for me.

• 53:24Will Arnett?

  I love this. I think that's really healthy. I think that, you know, I've been I've been a proponent of everybody taking a pause on social media. I think it's really dangerous. But and I think it's really good for you.

• 53:36Speaker 03

  But I'm not like, it's not like just TikTok. Like TikTok, I think, is a platform where I see, I used to see more negative than I did positive. So I was like, okay, I'm out. I don't want to be a part of that.

• 53:47Will Arnett?

  Yeah.

• 53:48Speaker 03

  So I felt the same thing with Instagram, so I deleted that. So now I have no social media on my phone, so I don't get notifications about what's happening in the world, who's dating who.

• 53:57Jason Bateman?

  That's great.

• 53:58Will Arnett?

  That's amazing.

• 53:59Speaker 03

  I don't, and I just don't enjoy it. So I am out of the loop.

• 54:02Jason Bateman?

  However, Joe.

• 54:04Speaker 03

  Is not.

• 54:05Jason Bateman?

  Has a problem.

• 54:06Speaker 03

  He's not. He had a problem and I had to bring it up to him. He knew that his scrolling for hours was becoming a huge issue. And his algorithm was so weird, like.

• 54:16Jason Bateman?

  And he'd forget to, would he forget to yell cut?

• 54:19Speaker 03

  No, never that bad. But like, it was like, I would, like, we would be setting up a shot and he's just like in there in his amazing chair that I, and just scrolling away, chuckling to himself. And I was just like.

• 54:32Jason Bateman?

  And Anthony's out there setting frames.

• 54:35Will Arnett?

  Anthony's a lot more responsible than Joe. Joe's just scrolling cannolis.

• 54:39Jason Bateman?

  Shopping for a wheelchair so he doesn't ever have to stand up. Um, all right, let's get back into this interview.

• 54:45Will Arnett?

  Yeah, let's get back into it. Millie, you've got so much going on.

• 54:48Jason Bateman?

  I want to talk about, I want to talk about the children. You want to talk about your 10 children? Uh, what are their names?

• 54:54Speaker 03

  So, okay, so basically I have Bobby, Marley, Max, Winnie, Agnes, Rigby, Poogie, Juno. Did I say Dorothy yet?

• 55:07Will Arnett?

  No.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  Nope. Dorothy and I'm missing one, Jimmy.

• 55:13Jason Bateman?

  Sweet, sweet Jimmy.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  So I have 10 dogs, but then I have.

• 55:17Jason Bateman?

  You've got a couple of turtles and a donkey.

• 55:20Speaker 03

  So I have, so I live on a farm, so I take care, I have a horse. Four ponies, um, two cows.

• 55:29Jason Bateman?

  More than 10 children.

• 55:29Speaker 03

  Five goats. Yeah, I mean, and they all.

• 55:31Will Arnett?

  Are you in the UK?

• 55:33Speaker 03

  I'm in Georgia.

• 55:34Jason Bateman?

  Oh, come on.

• 55:35Sean Hayes?

  Wait, but did the dogs, did the 10 dogs stay in the house or out of the house?

• 55:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, so the 10 dogs are in the house and then I have, so I have the farm animals, but the farm animals, I didn't, I only got farm animals really. I only got a donkey because I had a coyote problem and coyotes are terrified of donkeys.

• 55:50Sean Hayes?

  Wow.

• 55:50Jason Bateman?

  Is that right?

• 55:51Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm, so I got a donkey. Then I basically started rescuing farm animals. So basically like there would be a farm, like, and here in Georgia, like, there's like goats on the side of the street and you're like, what the hell, like, who can take these? And I would just basically take these animals and then I bottle fed them. So I would bottle feed like these farm animals that a goat came onto set of electric state every day. I had to bottle feed my goat Eminem for like every four hours.

• 56:19Will Arnett?

  Like the candy or the wrapper?

• 56:21Speaker 03

  The wrapper because he's the goat.

• 56:23Will Arnett?

  Okay.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  Hence the name.

• 56:24Sean Hayes?

  Love it.

• 56:26Speaker 03

  Okay, sorry.

• 56:27Jason Bateman?

  I want to get back, can we just get back for one second to the donkeys are some sort of a coyote kryptonite? Now, is that, is that true? Because you know, we've got massive coyote issues here in Los Angeles.

• 56:40Speaker 03

  It is true, so.

• 56:41Will Arnett?

  That's why people, well, that's why people often ask Sean to come over because they recognize what a jackass is.

• 56:48Jason Bateman?

  But what about horses? Are the coyotes, they don't, they don't, they don't care about the horses?

• 56:54Speaker 03

  No, it's actually, it is a donkey. A donkey, they actually are quite aggressive, which is, sounds kind of weird, but if a donkey liked stole a dog, the donkey would try and kill the dog. Like, it is very, very much like, if you Google it, like, you will see that like donkeys like are very serious.

• 57:13Jason Bateman?

  I'm gonna get on a YouTube wormhole here and watch donkey fights.

• 57:17Speaker 03

  Arnold has a donkey.

• 57:19Sean Hayes?

  He does.

• 57:19Speaker 03

  Pretty sure. He does, right?

• 57:21Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 57:21Jason Bateman?

  Who does?

• 57:21Speaker 03

  So like.

• 57:22Sean Hayes?

  Arnold Schwarzenegger.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:24Jason Bateman?

  Schwarzenegger's got a donkey?

• 57:25Will Arnett?

  Yeah, he has it in the house.

• 57:27Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 57:27Speaker 03

  Yeah. But Jake had to kind of draw the line at some point because we were bringing in these goats that sleep in our bed and they're in diapers.

• 57:36Jason Bateman?

  You've got a diaper goat in the bed?

• 57:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, they sleep with me at night because I have to take care, because they're babies.

• 57:43Jason Bateman?

  Crazy.

• 57:45Speaker 03

  They're, they were basically babies and so I would sleep with them and Jake, they would be in the middle and, and they are so cute and I basically Jake would get up and do a shift and then I would get up and do a shift. Yeah, she would do that actually. I had it, I had like Norman, Lammy, Eminem. I, I did the same thing with my cows.

• 58:08Jason Bateman?

  Wait, but, but they would wear a diaper?

• 58:10Will Arnett?

  You've got to lose yourself your own at the moment. You never get it back.

• 58:20Jason Bateman?

  It's so stupid, dumb and cheap. You're fired. Millie, please continue.

• 58:25Speaker 03

  That was, I liked that a lot.

• 58:27Sean Hayes?

  Um, wait, but you would have to change their diapers and all that stuff?

• 58:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, and then people started in my community, people started thinking I was pregnant because I was buying bottles and, and nappies and all the things.

• 58:40Jason Bateman?

  Yeah.

• 58:40Speaker 03

  So then they reach around like eight weeks old and then they're, you know, they're full grown and they have horns and they're, they're wanting to go outside. So then I have to put them outside and then we put them outside and then basically-

• 58:53Will Arnett?

  Not a good combo. Horny in a diaper.

• 59:01Will Arnett?

  Speaking of Scotty, do you think?

• 59:07Jason Bateman?

  Um, all right. So then they're outside and then you move on to another baby animal in the bed. Yes?

• 59:13Speaker 03

  Yeah. So to go on to, so then I have a, I have 20, okay, you're not actually gonna, I have 25 dogs, but I, but on top of the 10. So the 25 live outside, but they have, I have a shed and I rescue dogs off of the street. And from high to natal-

• 59:31Jason Bateman?

  Jake is on board with all of this nonsense?

• 59:34Speaker 03

  Yeah. I mean, I kind of like, this is like- He knows how much I like, love animals, like I would like.

• 59:41Jason Bateman?

  You can't have all those animals.

• 59:43Speaker 03

  No, so we drew the line. Actually, he said no more, but, but, but I have to obviously have my dog Winnie in there. Like, that's like, we're not compromising on that.

• 59:51Jason Bateman?

  Deal breaker.

• 59:52Speaker 03

  It is a deal breaker. But, um, but he does allow farm animals and he enjoys it as much as I do. Like, we just had two babies, two baby, baby puppies, neonatal puppies, come to us right before Christmas. And, um, their mom got taken away, so they, they needed to be bottle fed. They weren't taken to the bottle. So Jake and I, every four hours, would tube feed these babies.

• 1:00:16Jason Bateman?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:00:16Speaker 03

  In an incubator.

• 1:00:17Jason Bateman?

  I thought you were gonna say that you had to bird feed them, you know?

• 1:00:21Will Arnett?

  Ja- Ja- Jason, Jason.

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  No, I actually wouldn't do that at all, but I would do a lot for animals, but that is where I would draw the line.

• 1:00:27Will Arnett?

  Jason, do you, I'm just thinking about Jason. He can't walk on a hotel carpet, uh, unless he's got slippers on.

• 1:00:34Jason Bateman?

  Socks and slippers.

• 1:00:35Will Arnett?

  He's gotta wa- can you imagine being in that? Yeah, I mean, I, you're there for two weeks. I would bring my slippers too. It's not crazy. But I, but Jason, the thought of these animals in their bedroom.

• 1:00:46Jason Bateman?

  No. Yeah, there's, there's too many exposed bacteria ports on a, on an animal, uh, to, to rub, to rub on your pillow, or where other parts of your body might, it's just, it's not, it's, it's a clean, it's a clean space.

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  I just have, like, no, I do not think that. Like, when I think of an animal, I am just like, like, I get in my car and I'll go on Facebook, cause I have a fake Facebook of a different person.

• 1:01:15Will Arnett?

  While you're driving?

• 1:01:15Speaker 03

  No, right before I drive, I go in and I see in my community if there are any stray dogs that are, have been left, been dumped. And then I go and I pick them up and I put them in my car and then I take them to animal control and get them registered. Then I bring them back to my house and I microchip them myself and I vaccinate them myself.

• 1:01:35Jason Bateman?

  No way.

• 1:01:35Speaker 03

  And then groom them. I give them usually their, their first night will be in my house. And then I build kennels outside and I have a full staff and recently I just got my rescue license. So now I'm actually a rescue.

• 1:01:48Jason Bateman?

  Wow.

• 1:01:49Sean Hayes?

  That's incredible.

• 1:01:50Speaker 03

  But now we've found over two hundred and fifty dogs.

• 1:01:54Jason Bateman?

  Oh, that's lovely. That is lovely.

• 1:01:56Sean Hayes?

  It's, that's incredible. It's so, it breaks my heart that there is two hundred and fifty dogs to be found.

• 1:02:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, actually, like, yeah, like, in the rural parts of Georgia, it's really, really bad. And there's a lot of dog fighting rings and I have a lot of that situation. I see that a lot. But Jake is amazing. Like, he loves, he loves seeing the animals come in and out. Like, he'll be like, Mill, like, this one comes in for twenty-four hours and then gets adopted the next day. Or sometimes they're the longest, you know, some of them have been with us is like around two years.

• 1:02:28Sean Hayes?

  So people are aware that they can go to your whatever to adopt.

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  Just, yeah, just the website. Like, if you want to go on the website.

• 1:02:35Jason Bateman?

  What's the website?

• 1:02:36Speaker 03

  It's joey'sfriends.com and you can view the available dogs we have, all of them.

• 1:02:41Sean Hayes?

  J O E Y?

• 1:02:43Speaker 03

  J, yeah, J O E Y, joey'sfriends.com. And they, they're all vaccinated, microchipped, fixed, house-trained, leash-trained, and crate-trained. So that's like, yeah.

• 1:02:53Sean Hayes?

  Wow, I love that.

• 1:02:54Jason Bateman?

  But what about if you grow too attached to one of these?

• 1:02:58Speaker 03

  I never do.

• 1:02:59Sean Hayes?

  I think she's grown attached to ten of them.

• 1:03:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, all of my own, like, I would never get rid of any of my own. But the ones I bring in, I realize, like, if I don't find you a home, I cannot, I cannot find the next one a home. So it's like, the faster I find you an amazing home, the quicker I can get in my car and go and pull from another animal control and, and basically lower the euthanasia list.

• 1:03:22Jason Bateman?

  Can I go to the natural next question, which you're welcome to say I'm not answering that? I'm sure the desire to maybe have a child yourself one day burns bright? Question mark?

• 1:03:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:36Jason Bateman?

  Yes?

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  I, I mean, I, that is like, that is.

• 1:03:39Jason Bateman?

  You're still very young.

• 1:03:40Speaker 03

  I'm still really young, but I, I, my mom, my mom actually had her first child at twenty-one. And my dad was nineteen. And they. You know, I, I, I, it's been my thing since before I met Jake, like I, since I was a baby, like I told my mom, like baby dolls, like I wanted to be a mom, just like the way my mom was to me and my nan, like my grandmother is like a huge, she was a huge part of my life. And so, yeah, I mean Jake knows how important it is to me and like, of course, I want to focus on really establishing myself as an actor and as a producer, but I, I also find it's so important to start a family for me personally, like it's, it's a huge

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  thing. Jake was like, we cannot do that until we get married. So that was his thing. And my thing was I, I really want a family. I really want a big family. Like I'm one of four, he's one of four. So it is definitely in our future, but for me, like, I don't see having your own child, you know, as, as, as really any different as in adopting. So I feel like anything's out, because for me, like my home is full of love for anyone and anything. And so that is like what kind of we stand by Jake and I is like our energy in the house is like the door is always open and we, we want everyone to feel really comfortable.

• 1:04:59Jason Bateman?

  I'm headed there in two weeks to start this thing with David.

• 1:05:01Speaker 03

  More than welcome.

• 1:05:03Will Arnett?

  Normally their door's open, so.

• 1:05:05Speaker 03

  The door is unlocked. No. And so, yeah, so that's, that's kind of, that's kind of where we're at. We're very much like, we, we are always going to be, you know, wanting to start a family and it just, just doesn't really, it doesn't matter in what way or when, but it will happen for sure.

• 1:05:20Will Arnett?

  That's so great. Well, one, Millie, one more time with the, with the website. What's it called?

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  Joey'sFriends.com.

• 1:05:26Will Arnett?

  Joey'sFriends.com. That's amazing.

• 1:05:29Jason Bateman?

  Yeah, good for you. Well, you're absolute delight, Millie.

• 1:05:32Will Arnett?

  Yeah, you are a delight.

• 1:05:33Speaker 03

  Thank you so much.

• 1:05:35Jason Bateman?

  Again, please tell dad hello.

• 1:05:36Speaker 03

  I will. I'm going to call him right now. He's going to be very pleased to hear that you even remembered him, to be honest with you.

• 1:05:42Jason Bateman?

  Oh, this man. Totally unforgettable.

• 1:05:46Jason Bateman?

  Well, have a great rest of your day. Go Bottle Feed.

• 1:05:50Speaker 03

  I will.

• 1:05:51Jason Bateman?

  And, um, thank you very, very much for doing this.

• 1:05:54Speaker 03

  Thank you guys so much.

• 1:05:55Sean Hayes?

  For me, it was really, really cool to meet you. I've been a fan ever since. Yeah.

• 1:05:59Speaker 03

  Thank you so much, guys. It's been really nice to be able to talk to you guys.

• 1:06:02Will Arnett?

  It's great to see you again, even though you don't remember.

• 1:06:05Jason Bateman?

  No, Will.

• 1:06:06Will Arnett?

  Nah, it's okay. It's okay.

• 1:06:08Jason Bateman?

  It'll come back to her soon.

• 1:06:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. Thank you, guys. I hope to see you in person and it's been great to talk to you. All right. See you there. See you there. Exactly. Bye, guys. Thank you. Thank you. Bye, bye.

• 1:06:21Jason Bateman?

  Bye.

• 1:06:23Jason Bateman?

  Now, this is, this is, this is a good person, you know?

• 1:06:26Sean Hayes?

  She's a good person.

• 1:06:27Jason Bateman?

  You know, I mean...

• 1:06:28Sean Hayes?

  That was really cool, like, for me. I, I don't know if you guys are as big of a fan as I am. By the way, she's done tons of stuff, but like, I'm a massive Stranger Things fan. The last season's coming up. I'm super excited. I've, you know, I, I love it.

• 1:06:42Jason Bateman?

  Is there something, is there a spoiler that you were dying to ask her that she probably wouldn't have been able to answer?

• 1:06:48Sean Hayes?

  Well...

• 1:06:49Jason Bateman?

  About this final season?

• 1:06:50Sean Hayes?

  Well, no, you just want to know, like, how, how...

• 1:06:53Jason Bateman?

  How they do it.

• 1:06:54Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:54Will Arnett?

  Yeah, like, why, why did it all?

• 1:06:56Jason Bateman?

  Why?

• 1:06:57Sean Hayes?

  Happen?

• 1:06:57Will Arnett?

  What, what was the thing in the, what's it called? The underworld?

• 1:07:01Jason Bateman?

  What planet is it?

• 1:07:02Sean Hayes?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:02Will Arnett?

  In the, what was it called? The, the, the Upside Down?

• 1:07:06Sean Hayes?

  Yeah, the Upside Down. Oh, did you watch it too?

• 1:07:08Will Arnett?

  I've seen it, yeah. Yeah, of course.

• 1:07:09Jason Bateman?

  It's a fantastic show. I love how cinematic it is.

• 1:07:12Will Arnett?

  All those kids are such great actors and she's amazing.

• 1:07:14Sean Hayes?

  A great actor, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:15Will Arnett?

  She's amazing.

• 1:07:16Sean Hayes?

  Uh, Gaten Materazzo too. He's great. He's the, one of the kids in the show. Oh, they're all great, by the way.

• 1:07:22Jason Bateman?

  They're all great.

• 1:07:23Sean Hayes?

  But, uh, you know, Gaten Materazzo was in Les Mis on Broadway as a kid.

• 1:07:28Jason Bateman?

  Uh-huh. Yeah, what else, Sean? Yeah, what did he do there?

• 1:07:30Sean Hayes?

  Um...

• 1:07:34Jason Bateman?

  Oh, he's happy with this one. Go ahead. Take your time. Take a breath.

• 1:07:38Will Arnett?

  You actually don't have one. I thought you did. I thought you were leaning, you were, no?

• 1:07:42Sean Hayes?

  Oh, uh, no, I got one. I got one. It's, uh...

• 1:07:44Jason Bateman?

  Oh, do you?

• 1:07:45Will Arnett?

  It's gonna be bye-bye, Bertie, why's this?

• 1:07:47Sean Hayes?

  No, no, no. It's, uh, but, but, but Will nailed it. One of the greatest things about Stranger Things is the...

• 1:07:52Jason Bateman?

  Is what?

• 1:07:52Sean Hayes?

  Upside, up-by-down, ups...

• 1:07:58Will Arnett?

  Hmm.

• 1:07:59Sean Hayes?

  Bye.

• 1:08:00Will Arnett?

  Yeah. You're an idiot.

• 1:08:01Sean Hayes?

  That was a very good, that was a very good. Uh, what about, um...

• 1:08:05Jason Bateman?

  Well, she's got, uh, she's got dual citizenship, right?

• 1:08:09Sean Hayes?

  Yeah. Oh, God, this one?

• 1:08:10Jason Bateman?

  And so, she's, um, what would you call that?

• 1:08:14Will Arnett?

  Bye National!

• 1:08:16Jason Bateman?

  Yes!

• 1:08:20Sean Hayes?

  Bye National! Bye!

• 1:08:35Will Arnett?

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