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• 1:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hey everybody, welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast, episode 167. Round of applause, please.

• 2:04Peyton Hardin?

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• 3:04Peyton Hardin?

  We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:14Peyton Hardin?

  Does this, does this make you think I'm a little boy? Dude, I was, I was just about to say you dress like a kindergartner. I'm dressed like a child, but I kind of like it. I need to let the, the lower ankle breathe. Dude, the ankle socks are slept on feet. They really are. I really are. I don't think you own a single pair. I'm not gonna lie. Not anymore, but in high school, that was my go-to. No, no socks at all or low socks. And then if I wanted to do a little, get a little sexy, I would steal the ballet socks from Dancehall. I swear to you, those little nasty little ones. I have, I have one pair. Yeah. It goes over your toe and like clips the bottom of your ankle and like it looks like no shows, but you still got some warmth down there. Doesn't it make you feel like Princess Diana without the paparazzi? Here we go. Welcome back to the You Should Know Podcast. We got co-host Cam back in the studio.

• 3:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 3:59Peyton Hardin?

  Kim.

• 4:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Now Princess Diana, right?

• 4:01Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, God bless her, rest in peace.

• 4:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Now, but what was the, what was the cause?

• 4:05Peyton Hardin?

  Um, the paparazzi. Um, she was running from them in a car, I believe, and got in a, in an accident. Accident, she was, she was valid though. She was great.

• 4:14Cameron Kennedy?

  She would've passed, face card, never the crime.

• 4:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, she did pass, no it wasn't would've, she did pass.

• 4:18Cameron Kennedy?

  No, not like to eternal rest.

• 4:19Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, I mean in the culture.

• 4:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 4:23Peyton Hardin?

  This is rough, huh?

• 4:24Cameron Kennedy?

  She, wait, she was like, I mean, I know-

• 4:26Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, she was accepted in the culture, oh she got-

• 4:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that the Diana and MJ song?

• 4:30Peyton Hardin?

  Ay.

• 4:31Cameron Kennedy?

  She's dirty.

• 4:31Peyton Hardin?

  Speculation.

• 4:33Cameron Kennedy?

  She's dirty.

• 4:33Peyton Hardin?

  There's a video of Michael Jackson and, and Diana, and she's, she's, she's hanky panky talking to him and, and-

• 4:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought you said she was hanky panky in him.

• 4:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, she was hanky panky talking.

• 4:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Mmm.

• 4:44Peyton Hardin?

  But, y'all don't know this about, y'all don't know this about good old Mike Jack.

• 4:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Give me that, give me that hip hop, that lore, that history.

• 4:50Peyton Hardin?

  Mike Jack, that boy had riz.

• 4:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 4:54Peyton Hardin?

  Ultimate aura.

• 4:55Cameron Kennedy?

  He had unspoken riz.

• 4:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 4:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Michael Jackson put that little shoe right in that nail, leaned over at a 45, ah!

• 5:02Peyton Hardin?

  And a little bit of titty, a little bit of that tee hee.

• 5:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Tee hee, and said, ah!

• 5:06Peyton Hardin?

  Did you know his voice was deep?

• 5:08Cameron Kennedy?

  In the beginning, right?

• 5:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no, no, his voice is always deep.

• 5:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 5:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 5:14Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know, I'd say, I don't believe, I don't believe those people. I don't believe the Michael Jacksons, the DDGs.

• 5:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, my voice, my voice really like this, da, da, da.

• 5:21Cameron Kennedy?

  But this is my stage, no.

• 5:22Peyton Hardin?

  Let me make it very clear, don't ever put DDG and Michael Jackson in the same conversation.

• 5:27Cameron Kennedy?

  That is, that is offensive, that, that's crime.

• 5:29Peyton Hardin?

  No, but apparently, a lot of celebrities say, yeah, we'd go to Mike, Mike's house, and he'd be on the phone, and he'd be like, yo, what's up? But his stage voice, but that, that doesn't seem too far for me, because he was such a performer, like, he was like, I'm-

• 5:41Cameron Kennedy?

  He was.

• 5:42Peyton Hardin?

  He was like, you know how The Weeknd goes into this character?

• 5:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That's true.

• 5:45Peyton Hardin?

  Whenever he's on, I think Michael Jackson was just doing that.

• 5:47Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no, there's no way he was sounding like this on the phone, I pull up, no.

• 5:51Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, you know who he is? Like, before all the things happened?

• 5:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, Michael, Michael freaking Jackson is, I mean, he is arguably the biggest, like, the biggest celebrity ever.

• 6:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And I don't think, I really don't think it's that much of an argument.

• 6:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 6:06Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that is nuts.

• 6:07Peyton Hardin?

  He's 100% up there, the most famous person, eh, of all time.

• 6:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You hear that, Mike? Bring it back.

• 6:13Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, so how's your week been, bub?

• 6:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, my week was, it was good, we actually went, I went to a lake house for, uh, with family, for Memorial Day weekend.

• 6:22Peyton Hardin?

  That's so wild.

• 6:23Cameron Kennedy?

  It was fun, it was good, but-

• 6:26Peyton Hardin?

  That sounds fun, though. How was it? What'd you do?

• 6:27Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're not allowed to say, the only reason you say that is because you can't swim.

• 6:30Peyton Hardin?

  That's offensive.

• 6:31Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 6:32Peyton Hardin?

  Whoa, whoa, wow.

• 6:34Cameron Kennedy?

  He can't swim. That's a fact.

• 6:37Peyton Hardin?

  Have you seen me try?

• 6:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah. It's like a puppy. You throw him into the deep end, you're like, I'm like, "Stand up. You're in four feet of water. Stand up." You're just like,

• 6:48Cameron Kennedy?

  it's bad.

• 6:48Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, okay, I have a question about your trip. You went out to the lake with your family, right?

• 6:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, and we were white.

• 6:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and so you took Malachi, your son?

• 6:55Cameron Kennedy?

  We did, yes.

• 6:56Peyton Hardin?

  Now, Liv texted me a picture of your son on the lake, and he was wearing the biggest life jacket I've ever seen in my life.

• 7:03Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's the smallest life jacket that any manufacturer makes. It's the smallest one.

• 7:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, so your son's a very small man.

• 7:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Very small man, tiny little fella.

• 7:11Peyton Hardin?

  Now, and now, I hope this isn't offensive.

• 7:13Cameron Kennedy?

  It might be, but that's all right. That's what we're here for.

• 7:15Peyton Hardin?

  Because I remember about, before Malachi was born, I think this was a personal conversation we had. Like, not even on camera.

• 7:25Peyton Hardin?

  Did you throw him in the lake?

• 7:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no. He is four months old. Those will be swimming lessons that you do in a pool with an instructor, clean water.

• 7:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 7:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not throwing him with sand bass and twigs in the middle of a lake and going, "Hey, do good, buddy. Get back on the boat. You want it? You want it? You want to live?"

• 7:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, I would never do that. Never. That's what I remember you telling me years ago. You were like, "Yeah."

• 7:49Cameron Kennedy?

  That's also way too young.

• 7:50Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but I didn't, but I remember you telling me like a criminally young age, and I was like, "I don't know if that's okay to do." Basically, what Cam was saying is, when he has a kid, he was like, he's not gonna be like Peyton.

• 8:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 8:02Peyton Hardin?

  He's gonna throw, literally grab his kid and just throw it in a body of water.

• 8:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 8:07Peyton Hardin?

  And they said, he said, I was like, "Cam, like, are you gonna be in there?" He goes, "No, babies are buoyant. They will figure their way up."

• 8:13Cameron Kennedy?

  They really do, and that's crazy. It blows my mind that a 26-year-old tall man can't do it. But if I tossed my little nugget son into the pool, he'd be able to figure it out.

• 8:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but is that like FDA-approved, or is that just like a street method?

• 8:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's called, I think it's called IRS, Infant Rescue Swimming. If you put him in, they basically, I don't know how, but they know to get to their back, and then they continue to cry while they're just like floating on their back, towards someone else, an adult, can just go in after him and save him. But they literally go, they're really like,

• 8:43Cameron Kennedy?

  and I'm like, "Take the hot dog."

• 8:47Peyton Hardin?

  And I just dive in, I'm going into three feet of water, break my fucking arms and I could've just grabbed this.

• 8:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, god.

• 8:52Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, whenever you told me that, I definitely saw you a little different. I was like, this is giving little Netflix documentary vibes.

• 9:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I definitely, I think it's, I think it's a close household thing for all the whacks, but now I don't know outside of, outside of the whacks.

• 9:09Peyton Hardin?

  And then I remember you telling me who your favorite wrestler in 2007 was, and I was like, ah, connecting.

• 9:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's all kinda coming.

• 9:22Cameron Kennedy?

  She goes, how's the studio? I go, shut up.

• 9:28Peyton Hardin?

  This is a blicker trip.

• 9:30Cameron Kennedy?

  This is, this, this is something.

• 9:33Peyton Hardin?

  It's a comedy pod.

• 9:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 9:35Peyton Hardin?

  What's up?

• 9:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you ready to go on a whirlwind real quick?

• 9:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, take me there daddy.

• 9:40Cameron Kennedy?

  So, this weekend, right?

• 9:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 9:41Cameron Kennedy?

  We're at a lake, lot of sun, okay, so Liv, one night, I think the second night, she goes, let me do a skincare routine on you. I go, absolutely, does it come with? Just kidding, you can do this.

• 9:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

• 9:58Peyton Hardin?

  Right?

• 9:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm kidding.

• 9:59Peyton Hardin?

  It's undefeated.

• 10:00Cameron Kennedy?

  It's on bread, it's on bread, it's a joke, we're getting giggles, but.

• 10:03Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so you have a classroom with you?

• 10:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, that's, that's, that is.

• 10:08Peyton Hardin?

  It's a Patreon joke, it's a Patreon joke.

• 10:09Cameron Kennedy?

  That is so, god, that was so wrong, y'all.

• 10:12Peyton Hardin?

  Go ahead, go ahead, you're set, you had a, you had a skincare routine with your wife.

• 10:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Babe, you're white, your crow feet's starting to creep in, let me do your skincare. No, don't do that.

• 10:20Peyton Hardin?

  You just saw, I just saw him, six feet.

• 10:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm like, don't do that. She goes, let me do a skincare routine. I'm like, bet, I'm game. She starts putting it on, right? Now, I'm gonna, I'm gonna transform you into my body, and you're gonna, I hope to god, you hear and experience the same thing.

• 10:33Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, a lot harder to walk.

• 10:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh wow, a lot more straight too, though. Turtle boy, you're like.

• 10:43Peyton Hardin?

  Now, when is it a draw a line where you're making fun of my disabilities?

• 10:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You make fun of my lumps and humps every week.

• 10:48Peyton Hardin?

  It's not a disability.

• 10:48Cameron Kennedy?

  That your broken back because you were freak and you grew too tall, it's not a disability.

• 10:52Peyton Hardin?

  I couldn't control that.

• 10:53Cameron Kennedy?

  You were a back brace, Michelangelo.

• 10:55Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, and the thing about the back brace, I think y'all, y'all don't understand, it wasn't just like a back brace. It had wires on it and I'd have to go and I'd pull tight. I was wearing a corset in my developmental years.

• 11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You're like an old English baddie.

• 11:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 11:12Peyton Hardin?

  From an A cup to a D cup, my laying over there and the dudes would go like this in the hallway with me.

• 11:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, no.

• 11:19Peyton Hardin?

  And I couldn't defend myself because I was constrained.

• 11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd let other puberty bound men play with you and you couldn't defend yourself.

• 11:26Peyton Hardin?

  Some of them were bullying, some were trying to figure theirself out.

• 11:31Peyton Hardin?

  So I was game for everything. I was like

• 11:32Cameron Kennedy?

  They're like, dude, it's about the same. I mean, he treats me better anyway.

• 11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright, skincare.

• 11:40Peyton Hardin?

  Skincare, sorry.

• 11:41Cameron Kennedy?

  So, I, I now want you to become me in this story. So, close your eyes, right?

• 11:45Peyton Hardin?

  I don't

• 11:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I'm not gonna touch you. I'm not gonna touch you.

• 11:47Peyton Hardin?

  If you touch me, the game's over.

• 11:48Cameron Kennedy?

  It's all auditory.

• 11:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, if you touch me, the game's over.

• 11:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Before you close your eyes, actually look, put your fist down. Before you close your eyes, she's like, alright, she puts a headband on me. I go, babe, I don't have hair anymore. Don't know why, but she's like, it's a part of it. I go, no, it's not.

• 12:00Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 12:00Cameron Kennedy?

  She starts, she gets all the she goes, alright, here we go.

• 12:03Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 12:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I bet. First off, the angle I'm sitting at is horrendous and my lower back was hurting two minutes in.

• 12:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:09Cameron Kennedy?

  She starts putting stuff on. This one's a cleanser. Close your eyes.

• 12:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 12:12Cameron Kennedy?

  So this first one's a multi-natural cleanser. Comes from the streets of Peru. I go, alright, sure. Feels good. That's awfully cold. She starts rubbing, right, I'm gonna touch your knee, not your face.

• 12:22Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 12:22Cameron Kennedy?

  She's rubbing about this soft on my face, rubbing it, it feels great.

• 12:25Peyton Hardin?

  A little aggressive, but

• 12:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Really?

• 12:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 12:27Cameron Kennedy?

  I think that's just my calloused hands.

• 12:28Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you got weird fingers.

• 12:29Cameron Kennedy?

  I got white man hands. Anyway, next one. This is the milky toner. Okay, it's gonna clear your imbalances. It's gonna make everything the same shade. I go, oh god, this is nice.

• 12:38Peyton Hardin?

  She learned all this before she dropped out?

• 12:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I, yeah, she did. Yeah, she did. TikTok university. Here we go. She's like, hey babe, can I have 12 grand to go to esthetic school for one week?

• 12:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Bang, bang, bang, bang! You're gonna give 30 grand to this guy in Brooklyn? Hell. They said they wanted our bank information, so I gave it to them. Oh my god. Malachi's college can be funded by her mistakes. Anyway, here we go. Here we go. I'm kidding, I love you Liv, I love you Liv. So, I swear, what I'm about to say to you... Oh, I'll deal with that when I get home. What I'm about to say to you is 100% real. Close your eyes. And you have to understand, all I can do is hear her and feel her hands. Right. So this is the Milky Toner, it's correcting all your imbalances. Oh god, that feels good. Alright, this next one is, um... Uh, this next one is for multiple reasons, but it's salmon semen. Here we go, we're gonna put it on...

• 13:32Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Salmon semen. And she put it on my face. And I'm, I literally am not making this up. I, in the exact moment, she goes, "So this one's salmon semen." Starts putting it on my face, and I go, "What the [bleep] did you say?" I'm like, "What'd you just say?" There's no way. We went on a 30-minute argument slash [bleep] rabbit hole. It is salmon semen for its, its regenerative properties. And she smeared it on my black circles under my eyes. You do look a little more clear. Yeah, I look better, huh?

• 14:09Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm sorry, you can take it. No, it's kinda like, I mean, it... Let's backtrack here. What are you about to say? I was gonna go down a Patreon hole, I can't say it. That's gotta stay. But... My question is, you know, I hear a lot of crazy [bleep] skincare. My question is, who's the first person? Who's the little freak out in the lake? It's like, come here. Trying to get lunch for his family, and then he's like, "Oh, whoa, what do you know?"

• 14:34Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, "I feel a little brighter and better." Who's that [bleep]? That guy needs to be in handcuffs, in solitary confinement. Yeah, the person is like...

• 14:42Peyton Hardin?

  He goes, "That one's a little pretty."

• 14:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, you sick, you sick freak. That guy needs to be, no. But she was serious. I, I literally took the bottle, read the ingredients. And there's a compound that comes from the semen of salmon that helps your skin. To your point, I asked the exact same thing.

• 15:00Peyton Hardin?

  Who the f**k found this out?

• 15:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Who is testing this?

• 15:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 15:04Cameron Kennedy?

  And if they just, they just, they all deserve to never speak again.

• 15:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and my second question is,

• 15:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Put it in a muzzle.

• 15:09Peyton Hardin?

  My second question is, how are we mass producing this skincare now?

• 15:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, what are we, we're gathering thousands of salmon.

• 15:15Peyton Hardin?

  We're violating, we're violating sea creatures so we can have pretty skin.

• 15:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Imagine the life of a salmon. Just imagine.

• 15:22Peyton Hardin?

  They're like,

• 15:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You're just floating around one day, hanging out with your little school, your little colony people. All of a sudden, boom, you're in a big net, right? Then you get finished, and then you get finished.

• 15:33Peyton Hardin?

  They're all relaxed.

• 15:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Then you get real relaxed, and then you get slaughtered. And now all of a sudden, you're in the middle of a sushi.

• 15:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, now you're in Eddie V's.

• 15:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, my god, poor fish. Okay, and it's not what they were designed for. I promise you, they were not designed for that.

• 15:45Peyton Hardin?

  How much resources do we have?

• 15:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, human mankind?

• 15:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm just saying like, and this goes to my egg point, my chicken point. Fish is up there too, bro. I know the ocean is vast.

• 15:57Cameron Kennedy?

  I know it's big as hell, right? We can't even comprehend.

• 16:00Peyton Hardin?

  You, are you saying there's not one genetically modified fish that we've eaten? There's not one, think how much sushi there is in this world.

• 16:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, we're making, there's sushi in the middle of Wyoming. Like, there's sushi in places that they're nowhere near a body of water.

• 16:15Peyton Hardin?

  We're going to Oklahoma City in a couple days. That place has fish, dog. Like, they're sa- like, high-end salmon.

• 16:22Cameron Kennedy?

  You're in the middle of the country with red dirt. There's no, there's no f**k salmon in the Red River. Dude, it's, Oh my god. And they put it on a, they put it on a box truck driven by a 42-year-old alcoholic. That sleeps four, the four hours a week. And that guy's getting my crab meat to this sushi place where then they make it, get out of here.

• 16:39Peyton Hardin?

  It honestly makes no sense, and,

• 16:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Get out of here.

• 16:42Peyton Hardin?

  It's just, it's just so much of it, and right now, I'll probably get picked on for having this thought, right?

• 16:47Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 16:48Peyton Hardin?

  But, six months, somebody else will post it on TikTok like them saying it, and then it's like, wow! It's the most riveting thought ever.

• 16:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You're Nostradamus. You see things before others, you feel it before others, and then others bite your style, and then they, they get the praise.

• 17:03Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. You know, I'll take the brunt of it.

• 17:05Cameron Kennedy?

  You really did. You called the alien, you called the underwater, you called all of it.

• 17:09Peyton Hardin?

  I called like a majority of things.

• 17:11Cameron Kennedy?

  We need to study you, maybe. I didn't even know fish could, like, have, like, I didn't know fish, like, like climax, by the way.

• 17:18Peyton Hardin?

  I thought fish, I thought fish were asexual. No, I've seen a sea-

• 17:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Apparently, they're, they're, they might be asexual, but they are, they are very sexual.

• 17:25Peyton Hardin?

  I've seen a seahorse get after it. Now, a seahorse will clear the sea. Oh my god. It's like, it's like, you know when the little fog hits the, hits the highway? And you can't see when you're driving? That's like the fish fog, when a seahorse gets after-

• 17:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You leave your front door and it's mist, you can't see anything?

• 17:41Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, wow.

• 17:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a seahorse?

• 17:43Peyton Hardin?

  You've seen it?

• 17:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 17:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and they're a little backwards.

• 17:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Where have you seen a seahorse?

• 17:46Peyton Hardin?

  You've never seen a seahorse bust one out?

• 17:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never physically seen a seahorse-

• 17:50Peyton Hardin?

  I've held a, I've held a seahorse.

• 17:52Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no way. I don't believe that. There's no way you've held a seahorse.

• 17:56Peyton Hardin?

  You can 100% hold seahorses.

• 17:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Where are you going to do this? You were born in Flugerville. Where are you holding seahorses?

• 18:03Peyton Hardin?

  No, this is when I was at St. Francis.

• 18:05Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 18:06Peyton Hardin?

  I went, I went to a private school. Y'all didn't know that?

• 18:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh, we knew that. Oh, yeah. I didn't know they had Hold a Seahorse Day. What, did they take you to the Pacific?

• 18:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, I think, because it was in Austin. In Austin, you can do anything you want, right?

• 18:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Austin's crazy.

• 18:19Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 18:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Austin's crazy.

• 18:21Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, there, I saw some things as a kid I shouldn't have seen. There's a guy named Leslie. Google him. Dude, Leslie chased me up a rock climbing wall one time. He was a man. He had about the same amount of hair as me, but he didn't wear a shirt.

• 18:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 18:35Peyton Hardin?

  And he would wear a little purple red dong.

• 18:39Cameron Kennedy?

  He was allowed in the rock climbing place?

• 18:41Peyton Hardin?

  No, he was allowed everywhere. He was an Austin legend. Leslie passed away sadly.

• 18:45Cameron Kennedy?

  That is sad, that is-

• 18:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and so, he passed away sadly, right? And, but apparently, this lore about him, like, he was an Austin legend, like, if you walked down the streets of Austin, you saw Leslie, like, it was a big deal. That's Leslie.

• 18:57Cameron Kennedy?

  How active was he?

• 18:58Peyton Hardin?

  To be all over Austin. He was everywhere. He was always down, like, always on Sixth Street, always Barton Spring, like, he was everywhere. Apparently, he was filthy rich.

• 19:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, love a good curveball, love a good plot twist.

• 19:10Peyton Hardin?

  But, but-

• 19:12Peyton Hardin?

  Unfortunately, a hate crime happened to him and he was Oh. Yes, taken away from us. And now he has a huge plaque in the middle of Sixth Street. Holy Dude, I'll tell you, Leslie was a legend. Yes, but I remember, I probably told this story before, I was like eight years old, right? I had my long hair and I was like doing rock climbing in the middle of Austin and I looked down and I see him. And my mom would always tell me about Leslie and so it's like seeing like the foot. Like the Bigfoot. What the The foot finder. I was gonna say the footness monster, like the Loch Ness monster and the foot job. What's it called? Not a foot job. Not a foot job, not that one. But yeah. Loch Ness monster. Yeah, it was like the Loch Ness monster. I looked down and I was like all the He was like, oh, it's a real person. And then he was looking at me and my mom loved him. Oh, I can see your mom loving. Leslie, come here, baby. Yeah, and oh, no, not that. She stay away. I don't know if he smelled the precious.

• 19:57Peyton Hardin?

  Love from a distance. Love me from a distance. I think that's very important. It's very important to love people from a distance.

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• 21:37Peyton Hardin?

  But that brings me to something else. There's this trend going around on TikTok, right? I don't know if you've seen it, but it's guys calling all their male best friends, right?

• 21:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I was gonna do it to you.

• 21:49Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, no, I've seen it.

• 21:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I was going to do it to you and multiple other people. God, that is, that's fire. That's funny.

• 21:54Peyton Hardin?

  So there's this trend, if you haven't seen it on TikTok, where guys call their guy best friends and their friend group, and they just call them randomly to say, hey, just calling you to say goodnight. And they record the reactions. It's the funniest thing in the world.

• 22:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's so good.

• 22:08Peyton Hardin?

  I love it. But when I'm watching it, everybody, like, the guy friends are like, man, why are you telling me that?

• 22:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah.

• 22:16Peyton Hardin?

  Why are you calling?

• 22:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You all right, bro?

• 22:18Peyton Hardin?

  Right. But then I got to thinking about us. Why don't we do that? I feel like you don't love me, and if I were to do that to you, I feel like you would make fun of me.

• 22:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You genuinely believe that that is the role you would take in this?

• 22:32Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 22:33Cameron Kennedy?

  For the podcast, yes. You'd literally say, shut up, and hang up the phone, and it'd be that quick? You're kidding.

• 22:39Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 22:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It is, it is, it is exactly what you just said reversed. I would be open arms. Oh, he's calling me, telling me goodnight, that's sick. Right now, he's normally just probably making fun of me or something.

• 22:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not true.

• 22:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, what's up, buddy? What's up?

• 22:51Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 22:52Cameron Kennedy?

  If I called you and I said goodnight before this was known, before you knew about this trend, you, there's no way in hell that, one, you would entertain the conversation, two, you'd be there for me, and three, you'd say anything nice.

• 23:05Peyton Hardin?

  Cam.

• 23:05Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot.

• 23:05Peyton Hardin?

  That, no, I would, I would love that. The reason it doesn't happen is because you don't make it a welcoming environment to do that for you.

• 23:12Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 23:13Peyton Hardin?

  You do not make me feel like I can do that.

• 23:15Cameron Kennedy?

  You can call me anytime.

• 23:17Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true, because I became second fiddle once you had that little kid that looks just like you. I'll call you at night, and you say, I'm putting him down. Put me down. Why don't you put me down?

• 23:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Peyton, before a son was ever here, you never put me down. You never call at night. You're a calloused, hateful soul.

• 23:32Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 23:33Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 23:33Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 23:34Cameron Kennedy?

  To me.

• 23:34Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not true.

• 23:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And that's your form of love.

• 23:35Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 23:36Cameron Kennedy?

  You love me more than anything, but you hate me because you love me.

• 23:38Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but the thing is, it got me thinking more. I want to do more than that. Would you think it's weird if I texted you and said, like, good morning?

• 23:45Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 23:46Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 23:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Great.

• 23:47Peyton Hardin?

  You're a liar, Cam. You don't make it a welcoming environment for that.

• 23:50Cameron Kennedy?

  If you texted me good morning, the first time I'd be like, what did I mess up on? I would, I'd honestly be like, what, what did I do wrong? Now, if that was a steady thing, if I wake up knowing I'm getting a smooch from the wife, a cry from the kid, and a good morning from you, no one can defeat me. I got all three of y'all, I got God on my side, I'm undefeated.

• 24:07Peyton Hardin?

  First of all, those two things would never happen on the same day. Those things never, those things that never-

• 24:11Cameron Kennedy?

  It would be a cry from him, I leave the room, she's snoring, and he'd be like, hey, hurry up. That would be, that would be it.

• 24:16Peyton Hardin?

  But okay, say I did text you good morning every morning, right?

• 24:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That'd be lit.

• 24:20Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, but you understand how selfish you are? Not one time are you just saying that, would you text me first saying good morning? You're just like the girls I deal with. You never, I, I, I, I need, I need, I need.

• 24:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, now that's a different, that's a different problem. If I texted you good morning.

• 24:37Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 24:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's be honest.

• 24:38Peyton Hardin?

  Right, I'm honest.

• 24:39Cameron Kennedy?

  If I texted you good morning.

• 24:40Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 24:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You would literally not respond, send something hateful back, tell me to shut up. There's no way in a-

• 24:48Peyton Hardin?

  And why would I do that for somebody that views me in this way? That's not true.

• 24:52Cameron Kennedy?

  God, you, you master of words.

• 24:54Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, and you put these allegations and fabrications and titles on me.

• 24:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You are twisting it. If, oh my God, I wish there's a, like a floating GoPro just 24/7 over us. Jesus Christ. If I texted you good morning, hey bro, good morning, just woke up with like hella energy, just want you to have a great day. What would your response be? Let, let's hear what you say, and then I'll tell you what you'd actually say.

• 25:12Peyton Hardin?

  I'd say, I'd say, oh bro, you too, appreciate that, man. Is exactly what I'd say. It's exactly what I would say.

• 25:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Say lol, go back to sleep, you hobbit. Say something like that. Dude, shut up, moron, don't, don't hit my line, bro.

• 25:27Peyton Hardin?

  This is so-

• 25:28Cameron Kennedy?

  With a period all lowercase.

• 25:29Peyton Hardin?

  This is gaslighting.

• 25:30Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 25:30Peyton Hardin?

  This is me, this is a cry for help I'm doing.

• 25:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's not.

• 25:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, this is, I want to talk to you more, and you don't talk to me.

• 25:36Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't talk to you, I call you. I call you more-

• 25:39Peyton Hardin?

  And what do you say? What do you say? Can you send me this?

• 25:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Who calls you more?

• 25:42Peyton Hardin?

  When are we doing this?

• 25:43Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no. Oh, no, no, no. Every time. Oh my-

• 25:45Peyton Hardin?

  I used to call you more before you had a kid, and then you put me the second-

• 25:48Cameron Kennedy?

  So who's-

• 25:48Peyton Hardin?

  Wrongly, because you know me longer than that little-

• 25:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Yo, that is a gaslighting from you. If you used to call me more before I had a kid, I didn't change. I had a kid. I did not change. You stopped calling me as much. You just said it.

• 25:59Peyton Hardin?

  Because why do I always be on?

• 26:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You said false allegations?

• 26:02Peyton Hardin?

  No, you should. Why am I always on the giving side? I want to receive sometimes. I need love too. It's not just about you. I need love. Daddy needs reassurance too, Cameron. It's not about you. I kiss you, I coddle you, I feed you, I do everything.

• 26:17Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe hold me after. Maybe hold me.

• 26:19Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I gotta shower and get out of here.

• 26:21Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. You slap me on.

• 26:23Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, good work. I go, that was better. I don't know who you've been watching.

• 26:31Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, and last thing.

• 26:33Cameron Kennedy?

  This is all, this is crazy.

• 26:35Peyton Hardin?

  And the thing that I did, literally yesterday, I almost did this to you yesterday. I was thinking about you.

• 26:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, didn't act on it?

• 26:43Peyton Hardin?

  Nope.

• 26:45Peyton Hardin?

  I had to clear. That was a last second buzzer beater catching that one.

• 26:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You were thinking about me. What were you thinking about?

• 26:50Peyton Hardin?

  I was thinking about you and I literally did this. I was in my bed in my robe, butt naked, right? And I was like this at the edge of my bed. And I was thinking about you. Shut up, dude. Shut up. I'll see if I was like, Cameron, Cameron, Cameron. Hope he's doing well.

• 27:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 27:04Peyton Hardin?

  And then I said, I typed out in our messages, hey, Cam, have you ate today? Question mark. I've typed that out.

• 27:11Cameron Kennedy?

  What am I, your pet?

• 27:12Peyton Hardin?

  Exa- and exactly. You see how he acts?

• 27:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Have I ate today?

• 27:17Peyton Hardin?

  I'm checking on you. Did you?

• 27:19Cameron Kennedy?

  You know I've eaten today. I'm massive. I can't go a day without eating. Have I ate today?

• 27:24Peyton Hardin?

  No, but I remember, and see, I listened whenever you talked to me, when you vented to me, you said, there's been several times when you're holding Malachi in the loft, screaming.

• 27:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey! You watched it. Unacceptable, inappropriate. HR, now!

• 27:37Peyton Hardin?

  And he'll be screaming and you'll be like, you'll be like, dude, I haven't even eaten today. I haven't eaten since 1pm.

• 27:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I have said that.

• 27:44Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 27:45Cameron Kennedy?

  But you know.

• 27:45Peyton Hardin?

  And so, and so that's why I'm checking on you.

• 27:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Why are you thinking about me naked in a robe on the edge of your bed?

• 27:49Peyton Hardin?

  Ends exactly. See, and this proves my point. Thank you so much.

• 27:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That does not prove your point. That does not prove your point. There's been, every time I call you, I call and I start the conversation, no matter what we actually are talking about, I start the conversation, hey buddy, what are you doing? You go, does that concern you? I go, alright. I go, hey bro, how's Monday Night Raw? Shut up, bro. You don't like it.

• 28:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Hurt people, hurt people.

• 28:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, but I, no!

• 28:11Peyton Hardin?

  Hurt people, hurt people. I'm hurt and I hurt. I'm not gonna lie. I could do better. You put me into therapy. You put me back into therapy.

• 28:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I didn't.

• 28:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, you did. I went, when we first started the podcast, I thought we were on a good thing. You put me back in there.

• 28:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. What happened? Okay, my mind works in mysterious ways. So does God. It's like Christ, yeah, but I just had an epiphany about a thought, about a memory that happened. Bear with me. I almost just had a factory reset after that sentence. You said, we were talking, you said, you were talking about calls. The fact I've never said this is unbelievable. What? Back in Rustleville, okay, it was, it was one of those nights we just had, like, the team was over at my house. We were watching Deontay Wilder versus Tyson Fury. Nice. Surprisingly. Wasn't invited. Surpris- you've lit, you, you, you were living in wherever the hell that school was. That you had what's his name as your roommate, Amir. Oh, shout out to Prince. Shout out Prince. Anyway, where was that? Coastal Bend? Yeah, hey, man, Feds, dog.

• 29:07Cameron Kennedy?

  We say Seminole all the time, this is a school. It's different. Yeah, that is different. But anyway, you were way far away. But we were watching Wilder Fury, surprisingly, all the brothers were going for Wilder. And it was like me, CJ and Kaden going for Tyson Fury. You're like, come on, keep it pure, keep boxing pure. I go, dude, hold your paws up, Tyson, hold them up, Tyson. Dude, he's a dirty fighter on the other end. The rest of the team's like, man, stop. I was just like, oh, okay. But, so it, it, it becomes like, holy, I just remember this whole thing. Yeah. It's like 12:30, 1 o'clock, and our friend Kevin, he calls and he's trying to get Lucas and Brennan to go to this football party. Me, Calvin, and a couple others give like 10 reasons why you shouldn't go. Bro, it's 1 o'clock, we have practice tomorrow, they're probably like, don't go. So they end up.

• 29:52Cameron Kennedy?

  1 o'clock in the morning? It's 1 o'clock in the morning, already. They end up going to this party. He's laughing, he knows what I'm saying. They end up going to this party. Yeah. Night ends, whatever, everybody get out, it was fun, appreciate y'all coming, go to sleep, wake up. I get a call at 7 a.m. from my coach. Right. From my assistant coach. Yeah, Coach, what's up? Hey, Cam, uh, were some guys over at your house last night? Uh, yeah, I mean, yeah, is everything all right? He goes, okay, I thought so. Um, did you know about anything about people going anywhere afterwards? So at this point, I'm playing it cool. I'm not a rat. So, ah!

• 30:33Cameron Kennedy?

  You're just like, strange. You're just like a dog getting like its tail stepped on.

• 30:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Anyway, anyway, I go, uh, I mean, no, pretty much everyone like, everyone cleared my pad at like 12:30. I'm not that guy. I'm not that guy. Cleared my pad is fucking nasty work, dude. But I said, no, Coach, I mean, everyone just left. I don't know what happened after it. He goes, okay, well, there was a, Cam, there's a football party last night. Yeah, yeah, right? 7 a.m. I'm like this. I go, okay. He goes, Kevin, Brennan, Lucas all went. And I go, oh, okay. Now that you say that, they might've said something about that, yeah. Cam, there was an accident. And I go. That's terrifying to hear. It's 7 o'clock in the morning. Your heart drops.

• 31:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Heart is, it's sunk. In my, it's about to be pooped out with my morning cleanse. Remind me to say something about that after this story. I will. There was an accident. I go, oh, my God, what happened? He goes, Lucas and Brennan were driving home. He hasn't changed, he hasn't fluctuated? No, no. 7 a.m. This man's not awake at 7, first of all. You never wake up at 7. You're calling me, you're talking like you're whispering. Yes. Lucas and Brennan were driving home. Yes. Big sigh like that. At this point, I'm literally there. You need to speak right now and you need to speak very clear. I am like almost crying. There's tears in my eyes. They were just in my house. Yes. Eating my food, petting my crooked dog. Yeah.

• 32:06Cameron Kennedy?

  He goes, Cam, I don't know what we're gonna do. Yeah, it's, it's, it's sold to me at this point. He goes, they were arrested. And I literally go, you son of a, I go, I go, go bail them out, Nate. Like, what are you doing? I thought they were dying. I thought they were dead. Why the fuck did you ever think that was okay? And he goes, man, they're drinking. We're gonna run the shit out of y'all later at 12:5. And I hung up. I said, you sick mutt. I was, bro, I was on the verge of crying. And then he goes, they were arrested. I go, what the fuck is wrong with you? I've never heard this story.

• 32:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I, I just remembered it. Cause I don't know what clicked. You said about calling and we were talking about college and basketball, bro. That's, I'll never forget, bro. I told that in the locker room, we got there that day and they ran us for it. Oh, 100%. Two, two idiots drank when we told them not to and now all of us running? It's teamwork. One for all, for one, one for all. Let me work out my corner three. Yeah, it's honestly, yeah. It's so stupid. But, uh, you were gonna say something. I was gonna say something.

• 33:11Peyton Hardin?

  I genuinely, it is my biggest pet peeve and you do this.

• 33:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 33:15Peyton Hardin?

  When you're telling me something on the phone, tell it to me. Do not, if you're gonna give me information.

• 33:24Peyton Hardin?

  If you're giving me information, you cannot start and you do this. You can't go, "Bro."

• 33:30Cameron Kennedy?

  I do that bad.

• 33:31Peyton Hardin?

  And then I go, "I go, what? What? What?" Cam will literally go, "No way." Wow, this is cra- no way. I'm, I have crippling anxiety, Cam. I think somebody broke into my parents' house and Malcolm. Like, that's what I, that's what I think of.

• 33:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Malcolm of all people. You're worried about Malcolm getting first before Preston, your mom and your dad?

• 33:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 33:52Cameron Kennedy?

  That's sad. I hope your family hears this and scolds you.

• 33:54Peyton Hardin?

  And so, um, oh, something happened with them. It was so funny, but yeah, that is my biggest pet peeve and I don't know why you do that. And I think it's a manipulation tactic and it's borderline evil. It is, that is an evil thing to do.

• 34:06Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I think, I, I, I really think my brain is firing at such a rapid and impressive rate that I, that I can't, I can't slow my own thought process down to communicate well. I get so high, because it'll literally be like LeBron signed with the Lakers. I go, "No!" Everyone else thinks, I don't know.

• 34:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, something just happened, yeah.

• 34:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, George Strait fell off a tractor or something and I'm like, weird pull, mythical, but it's just LeBron.

• 34:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, and bro, and so I'll be like, Cam, what? And you can hear me. I know you hear me asking and you've known me for a decade and you know how my mindy is.

• 34:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That is.

• 34:36Peyton Hardin?

  I go to a dark place fast.

• 34:38Cameron Kennedy?

  You do. You go, "Oh, just tell them I'll be there for the funeral." I go, "No, now wait a second."

• 34:42Peyton Hardin?

  You'll be like, "No, I just dropped something."

• 34:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, no, they dropped, they're dropping a new iPhone. Oh my god. First off, speaking of phones, something that you do, and now I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt.

• 34:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 34:54Cameron Kennedy?

  But at certain points, it's unacceptable. And let's just be honest. I would say nine out of 10 phone calls that this man takes are on speakerphone. Whether it be regular speaker or FaceTime, stop doing that.

• 35:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's racist. That's racist. How do I hold the phone?

• 35:18Peyton Hardin?

  And how do I walk?

• 35:22Cameron Kennedy?

  No, he said, he said, "Yeah, we're at the stew right now." He said, "Nah, I ain't doing [__] you doing."

• 35:29Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "What are you doing?" "Yeah, alright." "Yeah, no, we're about to record, yeah." "No, I'll hit you later, for sure."

• 35:40Peyton Hardin?

  I do not answer the phone on speaker.

• 35:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy [__]! Every one of your conversations is for the world and the second I try to jump in, because I'm a good man with a big heart, you go, "Shut up, big hips." Every time. I try to be a friend, because I typically know who's on the other line.

• 35:53Peyton Hardin?

  Right.

• 35:54Cameron Kennedy?

  So I'd be like, "Dude, what's up?" He's like, "Get the [__] out of here."

• 35:56Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, because you're invasive, dude. You don't know boundaries.

• 35:59Cameron Kennedy?

  You're giving it to the public.

• 36:00Peyton Hardin?

  That's not true.

• 36:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You're g- are you working on a car? Do you have a wrench in one hand and a flashlight in the other? No, you're [__] standing in a quiet room, and you're just like this.

• 36:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah!

• 36:09Cameron Kennedy?

  No, bro, sh- I'm on [__] the phone, shut up. I can't even listen to my- Yes or no, has there been times you're on speaker? I try to talk, you shut me down, so then I go back to my phone. I play my videos, and you get mad at me that I'm interrupting your call that you give to the public?

• 36:25Peyton Hardin?

  Because I was there, I'm priority if I'm on the phone first.

• 36:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Your priority?

• 36:30Peyton Hardin?

  If I'm on the phone first.

• 36:31Cameron Kennedy?

  [__] your priority!

• 36:32Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly, yourself, you adhere to me.

• 36:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 36:34Peyton Hardin?

  Adhere to me. I was on the phone first. That's like walking into a room and seeing somebody's watching TV, and then you're like, "Unplug it, unplug it in my Xbox." I was here first, I'm priority.

• 36:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, no, no. If they're watching TV, that's, that is a shared TV, they have ownership.

• 36:49Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not shared, it's my-

• 36:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Personal mobile device in your hand. Hey, put it to your brain.

• 36:54Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 36:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Use it as it was intended.

• 36:56Peyton Hardin?

  No, okay.

• 36:56Cameron Kennedy?

  There's no need to talk to people like this.

• 36:58Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I feel you, I feel you. No, I don't even know what the [__] that means. I don't know what he's supposed to do, he failed. Yes or no, am I, am I one of the most productive people you've ever met? Yes or no?

• 37:12Peyton Hardin?

  Yes or no?

• 37:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 37:14Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 37:15Cameron Kennedy?

  That has nothing to do with it.

• 37:16Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it does.

• 37:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, you, oh my god.

• 37:20Peyton Hardin?

  Because if I'm like this, my whole right side of the body is occupied. I can go, I can go like this, I can go like this and move, I can do multiple things.

• 37:28Cameron Kennedy?

  So then how do you explain this one? That's not me. You hold the phone like this? No, I'm like, bro, you're, it's on your ear. You might as well have a regular phone.

• 37:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, bro.

• 37:39Cameron Kennedy?

  No, speakerphone in public is, is, is a title that you abuse?

• 37:44Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 37:44Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you make people adhere to you, you're, you're.

• 37:47Peyton Hardin?

  I was here first, this is my space, respect my boundaries and my space. And listen, and that's how I know you're a fabricator and a lie. Because I'm a what? A fabricator and a lie.

• 37:56Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't fabricate, I don't like fabrics. I don't like fabrics.

• 38:00Peyton Hardin?

  This is how I know you're a fabricator and a lie, right? Listen.

• 38:02Cameron Kennedy?

  You.

• 38:03Peyton Hardin?

  Listen.

• 38:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude.

• 38:04Peyton Hardin?

  This is how I know. I'm on FaceTime.

• 38:07Cameron Kennedy?

  I said at the very beginning, I said whether it be act- Let's not act like you don't take regular calls on speaker often.

• 38:14Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 38:14Cameron Kennedy?

  And I said-

• 38:15Peyton Hardin?

  No, I don't.

• 38:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I said-

• 38:17Peyton Hardin?

  I can pull through my call log right now.

• 38:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I literally said, it's regular calls on speaker or predominantly FaceTime.

• 38:22Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 38:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I said that, it's both. FaceTime, that's understand. But if I know the person, you're claiming I'm selfish, selfish should be me going, hmm, videos, loud, loud, loud. I come in with a bubbly attitude and a big gut, and I walk up to your phone and I go, "Hey, it's me, silly white man," and you go, "Move."

• 38:38Peyton Hardin?

  Cause you're not respectful. That's the thing. And we'll get off this, but you're not respectful. This is what you do. You come in and you don't, I could be literally planning like the most important deal of all time. I could be doing something very important. I could be talking to a loved one that is in dire need of care, and we're talking about something sad. Cam will be like, "Hey, what up, boy? Who's talking to you? Hey, who you talking to? Hey, what up, what up, sis? How you doing, shorty?" And she'll be like,

• 39:05Peyton Hardin?

  "My dog just died, Cam," and then you'll be like, "Oh." And that's what you do. That's exactly what you do.

• 39:15Cameron Kennedy?

  And then you'll go over there and play basketball out. Is that over here? You think you're trying to be bubbly, you are just a nuisance, you're a gnat that we can't get away from. And I love you, but it's like a, it's like a wide

• 39:28Peyton Hardin?

  Sorry, alright, was last night fun? My dog just died, I go, hang it off.

• 39:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, you're, you go, ooh, I'm not involved in this. See? You're like, hey, P's big though, right?

• 39:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's what you do.

• 39:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That's what you do. Yes or no, I know what he does? No, that's not, yes or no?

• 39:46Peyton Hardin?

  You have never told a girl that?

• 39:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I say that, no, I've never said P's is big. No, I have not. No, I said, no, get away, get away from me, get away from me. Get away. Make sure you get away. I go, how many times have you seen?

• 40:01Peyton Hardin?

  A couple.

• 40:05Cameron Kennedy?

  What, say, say, say, say.

• 40:06Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm not, I was destroyed this.

• 40:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Say, say, say, say.

• 40:12Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it was, no, it was like this, it was like this.

• 40:17Cameron Kennedy?

  You look like a grandpa just cut a lawn, you said.

• 40:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my, oh my god, we can double meme it. So it's the meme of the, you know the meme.

• 40:31Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:32Cameron Kennedy?

  You sent it before the text message.

• 40:33Peyton Hardin?

  James, can you please make a graphic of my face on that?

• 40:38Cameron Kennedy?

  So it's that, it's that meme right here?

• 40:40Peyton Hardin?

  Oh yeah, he's dead. Yeah. He's dead, yeah, you know that?

• 40:45Cameron Kennedy?

  He's dead from what?

• 40:47Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that's, what's wrong with you?

• 40:49Cameron Kennedy?

  The reason the death matters.

• 40:50Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, Cam protested Harambe's death.

• 40:53Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I did not. No, I did not.

• 40:56Peyton Hardin?

  And I don't know why that bugged my brain. No, I didn't.

• 40:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, yeah, get him. Yeah, we weren't talking about primates. We were talking about that guy, but double meme.

• 41:05Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, double meme.

• 41:06Cameron Kennedy?

  You were edge of the bed like this.

• 41:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 41:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Hit that meme? And then I left the bathroom. I looked and you hit the Shrek, you said.

• 41:16Peyton Hardin?

  The Shrek meme, you said, yeah. You know? And then I said, I was taking a six hour shower.

• 41:23Cameron Kennedy?

  That's like, he's getting stove.

• 41:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Holy...

• 41:29Peyton Hardin?

  And then turn on some Keegel. Another time on my life?

• 41:34Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 41:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 41:42Peyton Hardin?

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• 41:46Cameron Kennedy?

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• 41:48Peyton Hardin?

  I know you would, old-looking man.

• 41:50Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a bit hurtful, but it's the truth. Maybe get a few more compliments on your skin.

• 41:55Peyton Hardin?

  I know you would.

• 41:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe just feel a little more confident when you look in the mirror.

• 41:59Peyton Hardin?

  I know you would.

• 42:00Cameron Kennedy?

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• 42:03Peyton Hardin?

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• 42:13Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you love me. I love you too.

• 42:15Peyton Hardin?

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• 42:20Cameron Kennedy?

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• 42:32Peyton Hardin?

  Woo!

• 42:32Cameron Kennedy?

  When I say this is like taking a whipped cream and putting it right on your perfect little face, it keeps you moisturized, it gets rid of that dry skin, and my god, it makes you feel great all day long.

• 42:42Peyton Hardin?

  And right here, I got the good. It's an award-winning serum with 27 active botanicals and 3.4 million antioxidant units per drop to help protect your skin from environmental stressors. It has cutting-edge formulas developed by leading cosmetic chemists who specialize in men's skincare. So you know you're getting that good, good.

• 43:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you know you're getting that good, good. Skincare doesn't have to be complicated, but it should be good.

• 43:08Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you.

• 43:09Cameron Kennedy?

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• 43:21Peyton Hardin?

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• 43:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Let's do it.

• 43:45Peyton Hardin?

  Onto the rest of the episode.

• 43:49Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, I saw, I saw, uh, there's a news article that came out, right?

• 43:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god, dude, no, just wait, honestly, 30 second timeout. News? Who are you? Who are you?

• 44:01Peyton Hardin?

  I'm a 27-

• 44:02Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're not. That's wrong! Ant, failed. You're 26.

• 44:06Peyton Hardin?

  At what age do you stop counting?

• 44:08Cameron Kennedy?

  30, 100%.

• 44:08Peyton Hardin?

  Really?

• 44:09Cameron Kennedy?

  30 is young, and people are like, dude, 30 is the new, like, 15. I go, you're just sad, and you wanna be young, but-

• 44:15Peyton Hardin?

  30 is-

• 44:17Cameron Kennedy?

  But honestly, past 30, it's like, you're never- Like, you don't, you don't, you don't say your age past 30. I feel like when you're past 30, no one asks you for your age. Dude, like, dude, like, how old are you? You don't, you're not meeting friends, like, at a ballpark, bro. What grade are you in? And you're 30. You're growing up, you have 3 kids. What are you talking about? You don't even know my age.

• 44:34Peyton Hardin?

  You have 3 kids at 30? You rushed the timeline, huh?

• 44:37Cameron Kennedy?

  At this rate, maybe.

• 44:39Peyton Hardin?

  Golly.

• 44:40Cameron Kennedy?

  That would, yeah, that-

• 44:40Peyton Hardin?

  Bam!

• 44:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That would, that'd be, that'd be something.

• 44:43Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I, I don't, I really don't want kids until I'm like 38. Genuinely.

• 44:48Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean, that's not-

• 44:48Peyton Hardin?

  Cause that's whenever I'm gonna, those are my wind down times. Like, that's when I'm gonna start winding down, being an adult. Like, 30, I'm still young, bro.

• 44:55Cameron Kennedy?

  You're still a young, libidoed tiger. You're like a, you're like a puma in the dark of night.

• 44:59Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 44:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god. You're just waiting in the tree, and you just pounce on a, on an impala.

• 45:04Peyton Hardin?

  A little gazelle with a limp.

• 45:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, oh, man, if she has a limp-

• 45:08Peyton Hardin?

  What's a she?

• 45:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, he pouncing on her.

• 45:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh god.

• 45:11Cameron Kennedy?

  I was trying to do best of both worlds.

• 45:13Peyton Hardin?

  You know, it's hard to get him going.

• 45:14Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but I'm just saying, god, imagine that.

• 45:16Peyton Hardin?

  No, no. What was I talking about? Oh, I saw a news article, right?

• 45:20Cameron Kennedy?

  That's cra- where? You don't watch the news. Okay, there you go. Okay, Gen Z news.

• 45:25Peyton Hardin?

  I saw, I saw a news article, and it said, "The United States is done making pennies." Did you see that?

• 45:32Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 45:33Peyton Hardin?

  They're, they're not making any more pennies. Pennies are gone.

• 45:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Good.

• 45:36Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. And everybody was like, "That makes sense, because it costs more to make a penny than what a penny is worth."

• 45:41Cameron Kennedy?

  That, that, yeah, that's stupid.

• 45:42Peyton Hardin?

  Right. I think, and this might be, and I'm so sorry if this comes off as elitist or something.

• 45:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, oh.

• 45:48Peyton Hardin?

  And maybe we, maybe we see it differently. I think they should get rid of change. I think change is so, is so outdated.

• 45:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You tucked in, white dress shirt- You-

• 46:00Peyton Hardin?

  That does not make me that.

• 46:01Cameron Kennedy?

  If I see a quarter in a literal pile of dog poop, I will grab the quarter.

• 46:07Peyton Hardin?

  I can't remember the last time I've touched change. Like I genuinely can't remember that. Like I, because even if I pay for cash and they give me something back in change, I'm, I'm like, keep that. Like I don't, I'm not gonna use that. Because one, where do I keep it?

• 46:21Cameron Kennedy?

  In your car.

• 46:22Peyton Hardin?

  No, no.

• 46:22Cameron Kennedy?

  In a jar.

• 46:24Peyton Hardin?

  Devalues, I can't.

• 46:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, keeping coins in your car devalues it.

• 46:30Peyton Hardin?

  If I'm going on, I'm a single man, I go on dates. If I'm going on a date with a Vogue supermodel and she's trying to put her drink in the cup holder and there's just panties everywhere and it's sticking through.

• 46:41Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't put it in the cup holder, you loose change. You put it in a console, in the middle console.

• 46:45Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but okay.

• 46:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You open it up, you just tuck it back in there, a little mason jar.

• 46:48Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but then honestly, be dead honest, Cam, be dead honest. How long is that sitting in there? You never go back to visit them.

• 46:54Cameron Kennedy?

  That's the beauty of it. It's like you're at a collector level zero. Once you fill the coin up, you fill the jar up, you go do it, you got like 40 bucks.

• 47:00Peyton Hardin?

  But it's almost pointless to have because you're not using it.

• 47:03Cameron Kennedy?

  You ever go through an old school car wash? You don't drive through old cities though.

• 47:06Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 47:06Cameron Kennedy?

  But like go to an old car wash, you pop in three quarters, power washing.

• 47:10Peyton Hardin?

  You don't do that.

• 47:10Cameron Kennedy?

  See, you.

• 47:11Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, but Cam, listen to me. You called me elitist and all this because I don't use it, right? Because I'm like, I'm not gonna use that. You're not using it either. You're just putting it as trash in the bottom of your car.

• 47:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It's not, it has value. It's not trash. I collect it.

• 47:25Peyton Hardin?

  You're not collecting it. Cause what are you gonna do with it? You're gonna forget about it and then the only time you're gonna touch it is when you sell your car and you're gonna get everything out of it.

• 47:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot in hell.

• 47:33Peyton Hardin?

  You're dumb.

• 47:34Cameron Kennedy?

  No shot. I literally used change the other day. I used change the other day. I stopped at a gas station. They said, "Car reader down, cash only." I went and grabbed like eight quarters and I got a pack of gum.

• 47:44Peyton Hardin?

  That is strange.

• 47:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, it sucks that your reader's down, but I literally use the change that I keep that you're too good to touch, Mr. Ooh, clean hands.

• 47:50Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's not that. It's just like, I don't.

• 47:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Cam, scratch my watch.

• 47:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, I'm saying I just have not physically touched change in a long time. I feel like if you are below the age of 58, you shouldn't use change still. People above the age of 58 still have those plastic Coke bottles that they fill up with coins.

• 48:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Those are lit.

• 48:07Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. I always love, one time I watched a guy do that at Walmart. I physically watched him do it. I was done with my grocery trip. And I sat there and watched him just to see how many coins, like his total value. Yes, I used to do that too, when I was 12. You either have to be below the age of 13 or above the age of 58 to still use coins. And call me what you want, coins are pointless. Get rid of all of them.

• 48:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're, that is, that is utter nonsense. Coins can be, a coin, uh, think about finding a dollar 50 on the road. That could make someone's day. That could make somebody's day.

• 48:35Peyton Hardin?

  I think there's no difference from a dollar and a dollar 50.

• 48:39Peyton Hardin?

  There's not. There's nothing you can buy for a dollar fifty that you can't get for a dollar.

• 48:42Cameron Kennedy?

  That's, that is the furthest from the truth.

• 48:44Peyton Hardin?

  There's, what, name one thing.

• 48:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Anything that's ninety-nine cents, you can't buy it with a dollar. Cause we live in a place where tax exists.

• 48:51Peyton Hardin?

  Not if you live in New York.

• 48:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Do ya?

• 48:54Peyton Hardin?

  Been there.

• 48:56Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you don't.

• 48:57Peyton Hardin?

  You don't live there. You've been there. There's a lot of places that you don't have tax like that. There's, like, New York.

• 49:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Name four.

• 49:02Peyton Hardin?

  I don't even know the other states.

• 49:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Name four, name four.

• 49:04Peyton Hardin?

  Washington DC.

• 49:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that a fact? Or you're just pulling that one right out of your little hairy little.

• 49:08Peyton Hardin?

  Manhattan, Manhattan.

• 49:09Cameron Kennedy?

  But you're naming cities in New York. You just named Manhattan.

• 49:13Peyton Hardin?

  New Jersey.

• 49:16Cameron Kennedy?

  One fifty's bigger than a dollar and coins can save people.

• 49:19Peyton Hardin?

  I don't think, okay.

• 49:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, get off your shiny medallion-based big horse.

• 49:24Peyton Hardin?

  Let's play this game real quick.

• 49:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Come sit with us regular folk.

• 49:26Peyton Hardin?

  Let's play this game real quick. Anybody, I will give you a hundred dollars if you can give me a coin out of your pocket right now.

• 49:33Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 49:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't keep it in my pocket. I don't want to sound like your ankles when I walk around.

• 49:37Peyton Hardin?

  Hundred dollars. Hundred dollars.

• 49:42Peyton Hardin?

  Hundred dollars for anybody to give me a coin.

• 49:47Peyton Hardin?

  Watch this.

• 49:51Cameron Kennedy?

  He's talking.

• 49:52Peyton Hardin?

  Watch this.

• 49:54Peyton Hardin?

  What do you know? He has a stack of hundreds.

• 49:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Was that a flex?

• 49:58Peyton Hardin?

  Went a little bit.

• 49:59Cameron Kennedy?

  He did not have to take it out.

• 50:02Cameron Kennedy?

  He literally, he went like this. He said, he said.

• 50:04Peyton Hardin?

  So that means. Off here. That means it's time for y'all to hit me with my music. Go ahead.

• 50:30Cameron Kennedy?

  God, there's so much surface area. No.

• 50:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's disgusting.

• 50:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Three things we can take away from that.

• 50:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:45Cameron Kennedy?

  You, uh, you live on a high horse. K-Rob wanted to do a subtle flex.

• 50:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 50:51Cameron Kennedy?

  And, and Pierce is in fact a collector of change.

• 50:54Peyton Hardin?

  But Pierce is, he meets the demographic underage of 13.

• 50:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That is true. That is true. He's very much in the 5th grade. That's very true.

• 51:01Peyton Hardin?

  So, oh, I forgot how sweaty I was. I'll put my shirt back on.

• 51:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Dude, oh my god, okay.

• 51:06Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 51:06Cameron Kennedy?

  I just thought of this too. Jesus.

• 51:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 51:09Cameron Kennedy?

  This week, bro.

• 51:09Peyton Hardin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, you said car, I was thinking car. My dad was at my house the other day and he went, he got in the car with me to go get food. And when he sat down, I'm like, you know my dad, you know my family, when my dad sat in my car, I'm gonna just make the noises he made. He sits down, he goes, "Ow!"

• 51:29Cameron Kennedy?

  It was so aggressive. He went, "Ow, ow, what the [bleep]?" "Ah, oh god, son of a..." And he was just going on a, on a rage.

• 51:41Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 51:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Like roid rage.

• 51:42Peyton Hardin?

  Why?

• 51:43Cameron Kennedy?

  And he goes, "Was Peyton's [bleep] long [bleep] sitting here?" He was getting mad. He said, "Was Peyton's [bleep] long [bleep] sitting here?" "Who the [bleep] was leaning back so far?" And I go, I was crying laughing. And I go, "You need to relax. What the hell happened?" He goes, "The [bleep] seatbelt thing panned me." He said, "You ever been panned by metal?" He said, "Doesn't [bleep] feel good, I'll tell you that." He goes, "God, you long-legged [bleep]." He was going crazy, bro. I wish I could record.

• 52:07Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, Mike has something in him.

• 52:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It was so funny, bro.

• 52:10Peyton Hardin?

  Mike has something.

• 52:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 52:12Peyton Hardin?

  Honestly, if we were to, nah, that wouldn't be fair.

• 52:15Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 52:15Peyton Hardin?

  I was gonna say like, like Avengers, like your family versus mine and like a war, who would win?

• 52:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Your family would clean dog walk.

• 52:23Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I was like, it wouldn't be fair.

• 52:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Your mom would go, "Sorry, Lisa."

• 52:29Cameron Kennedy?

  And my mom's on the ground bleeding out, "It's okay, Arlena. I know you had to." She goes, "I would never wanna do it back to you. It's okay, it's okay. Just watch over my baby. I know." "It's okay, don't know, don't say anything."

• 52:41Cameron Kennedy?

  "Arlena, don't cry, don't..." "Don't cry, Arlena, don't cry." "It's alright, it's alright." He goes, and then all of a sudden at the very end, "This is morbid, my god, I'm so sorry," at the very end, she goes, "Oh, hey, Dusty."

• 53:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Did he just say that's so Mormon? You say that's so Mormon? What's the deal with that?

• 53:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you can be very misled, stack of hundos. K-Rob's like, "I don't know no Jacksons, but I know Ben Frank." He said, "Let me look for the quarter. Don't mind my thousand in cash." Yeah.

• 53:37Cameron Kennedy?

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• 54:19Cameron Kennedy?

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• 55:03Cameron Kennedy?

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• 55:27Peyton Hardin?

  What's the worst, I'm still on this anxiety thing because you bringing up that phone call earlier, is he still giving me anxiety, like that's how bad it is for me?

• 55:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god.

• 55:35Peyton Hardin?

  Let's rank, what are the worst texts to get? Like what are the texts that you randomly receive that cause the most anxiety?

• 55:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone says your government name when they don't call you that on the 95 and there's a period following it. Did I, did I, did I cheat?

• 55:48Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 55:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Did I steal?

• 55:50Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 55:50Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone goes Cameron. I'm immediately like this.

• 55:53Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 55:54Cameron Kennedy?

  I hit the pierce, uh oh. Break my car.

• 55:59Cameron Kennedy?

  I go, that's not a good text.

• 56:01Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, yeah, it's honestly, that or hey, can you talk?

• 56:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh god.

• 56:06Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, can you talk?

• 56:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, can you talk is menacing.

• 56:09Peyton Hardin?

  I will call you before that text even is fully sent.

• 56:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, yeah.

• 56:13Peyton Hardin?

  Like it goes.

• 56:16Cameron Kennedy?

  You go. Hey, wait, wait, wait, no, I didn't do it, I didn't do it, I didn't do it.

• 56:20Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 56:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, hey, can you talk? Government name or a, oh my god, a timeless classic. Are you alone?

• 56:28Peyton Hardin?

  Ay, ay, ay, poppy.

• 56:30Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, cuz eight times, ay, ay, poppy. He said, ay.

• 56:36Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no.

• 56:40Cameron Kennedy?

  I was trying to get sex, like I was trying to get sexy dance on my hips, but I was on the seat.

• 56:45Peyton Hardin?

  You thought Peso Pluma was a wrestler?

• 56:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I thought, I thought Peso Pluma was a baseball player.

• 56:51Cameron Kennedy?

  For being honest with you, I thought for about four months, I've really genuinely thought Peso Pluma was Bad Bunny. Like every time I saw a video of him, like obviously I knew it wasn't Bad Bunny, but I was like, ah, yeah. I was like, yeah.

• 57:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I'm glad the truth is coming to light, bubba.

• 57:06Cameron Kennedy?

  The truth always come, the truth, the truth always comes to light.

• 57:10Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I was about, I was about to give you a mean joke.

• 57:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Me?

• 57:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Why? Oh my god, but the are you alones, before we dip on that?

• 57:18Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you alone?

• 57:19Peyton Hardin?

  Are you alone is horrible.

• 57:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Eight out of 10 times, you're gonna tell me something that I now have to bear?

• 57:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:25Cameron Kennedy?

  And I did not ask for it.

• 57:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:26Cameron Kennedy?

  That's illegal, that is not fair or funny.

• 57:29Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 57:29Cameron Kennedy?

  That, god, the are you alone suck. What's another one?

• 57:32Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, what is some other ones?

• 57:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Are you alone, hey, can you talk, government name? There's gotta be some, oh, I mean, it's another, it's another variation. Hey, you up?

• 57:42Peyton Hardin?

  No, hey, you up, I got a pocket rocket after that.

• 57:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 57:45Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 57:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 57:47Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, you up, you got.

• 57:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, I'm a ball, nah.

• 57:51Peyton Hardin?

  I'm like, I got Spiderman playing already. Here we go.

• 57:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You know what I mean?

• 58:01Cameron Kennedy?

  You have a minute? You have a minute? Yeah. That, first off, that call is about to be 60 minutes. It's not gonna be a minute.

• 58:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, I did say that, yeah, I did say that.

• 58:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Dude, and depending on what you did about two to three weeks before. Oh. Oh. Hey, we need to talk. Oh! We need to talk. I'll be like, "No!" You go, "No, I knew it!" No! I'm a weak man.

• 58:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I knew I should- You go, "I'm a weak man, alright!" Just like, I can't, you start crying. Oh my god, do you know there's a German SpongeBob? What? There's literally German dubbed SpongeBob. He's like, "Nein, nein, nein, so ist es falsch oder was?" Like, it is- It's a fig inside! It is German SpongeBob, dude. I don't, I don't know. I'm trying, I'm sorry. I saw that, I saw that yesterday, actually. "Darf ich aufs Klo." Now, what is that? "Darf ich aufs Klo." I'm having a s- I'm really trying to say something. "Darf ich aufs Klo." Your teeth looked like they moved, that last sentence. Your teeth are doing- "Darf ich aufs Klo." Dar- a dark itch on your clothes? No, "Darf ich, darf, dar-"

• 59:15Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no. "Darf ich aufs Klo." Can I play a game and try to guess what you're saying? Yeah. Okay, just tell me the first word. "Darf." I don't know. What is "Darf"? What the hell's "Darf"? "Darf ich aufs Klo." I know the sentence, man. "Darf ich aufs Klo."

• 59:31Cameron Kennedy?

  You got it? Did anybody else catch that? "Darf ich aufs Klo." Hey, what does "Darf" mean? Oh, I don't know. He says again, "Darf, Darth ich aufs Klo." I know what the whole sentence is, though. But what's the first part? Well- What's the beginning? It's kinda like dirty Spanish.

• 59:50Cameron Kennedy?

  You'd be a whirlwind. You go to Guadalajara, someone's like, "Darth it's of cloak." I'm like, "What the?" I go, "Two tacos, that's all I want." No, that's bad. That... Mexican food's my favorite.

• 1:00:05Peyton Hardin?

  It is.

• 1:00:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Mexican food's my favorite. That's all I'm saying. I love street tacos.

• 1:00:09Peyton Hardin?

  Darth it's of cloak.

• 1:00:10Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you saying? Tell me the first part.

• 1:00:12Peyton Hardin?

  Just know I had to, you have to raise your hand to do it. Whoa.

• 1:00:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I go to the bathroom? May I use the bathroom? Darth it's...

• 1:00:22Peyton Hardin?

  You know what I was saying? It's German. I said you have to raise your hand to say. I didn't mean it like that.

• 1:00:26Speaker 04

  Oh, God.

• 1:00:28Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't mean it like that. He's throwing up.

• 1:00:32Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no!

• 1:00:38Speaker 04

  Settle down, Elon.

• 1:00:43Cameron Kennedy?

  He turned back around, and he cuts me.

• 1:00:47Peyton Hardin?

  Darth it's of cloak.

• 1:00:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop saying that. I feel like you're creating like a séance, like a trance.

• 1:00:53Peyton Hardin?

  Can I go to the bathroom?

• 1:00:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Can I go to the ba...

• 1:00:55Peyton Hardin?

  That's the only thing I learned in German because I used to leave the class early and make out with a girl in the B hall, back hallway under the...

• 1:01:01Cameron Kennedy?

  What was the, what was the prime real estate to make out in your high school?

• 1:01:04Peyton Hardin?

  It was definitely, uh, a cer- specific hallways. But people knew. Like, it wasn't like, everybody did it. Now, the gutter, my gutter gang, they would go to outside, they'd go to the sewers. I told, I think I've told this before.

• 1:01:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I think I would beat you, I would...

• 1:01:21Peyton Hardin?

  That's muted.

• 1:01:22Cameron Kennedy?

  If, I would physically harm you.

• 1:01:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:25Cameron Kennedy?

  If I was told that my daughter had coitus with a young man from school that's a part of the gutter gang and he took her to a sewer.

• 1:01:33Peyton Hardin?

  To seduce her. I don't think it was, they were actually making coitus. People did that behind the vending machines. Y'all are f***ing nasty. Dude, Hendrickson was lit, dude. Shout out to all my Hawks. Hawk Nation, I already fly than fat. Come on now. Everybody do the lobo rumble. Everybody.

• 1:01:52Peyton Hardin?

  Rumble. Okay, that's, dude, god, y'all were gross. Yeah, I know, and I remember one day, um, Malcolm got loose in my car, like, cause he used to, whenever we first got him, he was a little puppy, so he would drive us off to, at school, like, high school. And he would get so sad when we would cut out of the car. He was a little athletic spry. Like, that's when he was prime killer, right? And he just wanted to eat anything. Just give me that leg. So he missed us. So he got sad when we got out of the car, and so he jumped out the window, and he chased a bunch of kids around the school. He was on a permanent restraining order from Kelly Lane Middle School and Hendrickson High School.

• 1:02:26Peyton Hardin?

  Malcolm's not. Pictures up in the cafeteria. He's like, he's just like. Or was this an ad shot?

• 1:02:35Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, dude, beware of dog. Speaking of animals, right? I have a question for you. Ooh, let's hear it. Right, and I saw this on Reddit, I believe. Oh, god. Fifty-fifty? No. Thank god. That's, they banned that. Thank god. Oh, you can find it if you search. Right? It's a question, and I genuinely want to know your answer. On an average day, how many pigeons do you think you can hold in one hand? What did you just say? It's a psychological question, too, depending on your answer. On an average day, how many pigeons do I think I can hold in one hand? And depending on your answer, it tells you something about the person's psyche. God. Genuinely, on an average day, how many pigeons do you think you can hold in one hand? I would say zero.

• 1:03:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, I broke your little f***ing scale, didn't I? No, you don't think you can hold, that's not even a good answer. You can, you can hold, I can go grab you one pigeon you can hold. I'd bet everything I've ever earned in my life that you can't grab a pigeon. No, you're not going to catch them. Flying down and telling love stories? No, I'm just saying you're holding the pigeons. They just say you can hold pigeons.

• 1:03:40Cameron Kennedy?

  In one hand, I'd say I can hold.

• 1:03:43Peyton Hardin?

  No, like this.

• 1:03:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, that's two. Did you even read your own question?

• 1:03:48Peyton Hardin?

  I did not say one.

• 1:03:49Cameron Kennedy?

  You said one hand this whole time.

• 1:03:50Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't say one.

• 1:03:52Cameron Kennedy?

  He didn't say one hand?

• 1:03:55Peyton Hardin?

  I said on an average day, how many pigeons can you hold in your hands?

• 1:03:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You said in one hand, okay.

• 1:03:59Peyton Hardin?

  On an average day, this is the question, and depending on your answer, it tells you something about the person's psyche. On an average day, how many pigeons can you hold in your hands?

• 1:04:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay.

• 1:04:09Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't say that the first time. I just realized it's saying it out loud. I did not say that.

• 1:04:13Cameron Kennedy?

  In my hands, I think I can house...

• 1:04:17Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know how big a pigeon is. I'm gonna go six.

• 1:04:20Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm.

• 1:04:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. As many pigeons as there are. He can only hold one.

• 1:04:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, he can bear to hold four goldfish.

• 1:04:31Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:04:31Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm saying six.

• 1:04:33Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, that's interesting.

• 1:04:35Cameron Kennedy?

  What does that tell? Well, read me my psyche. I didn't just pay for you to talk about pigeons, you weird little creep.

• 1:04:39Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't get that far. I didn't see what, like, I didn't, I didn't hold the experiment. I just saw that it, the answer tells you something about a person's psyche. And so I asked you. I don't do the study.

• 1:04:51Cameron Kennedy?

  So you don't know the, the, the concept of this question. You can't give it to me? You just have me talking about I can hold six pigeons in my hand on a Thursday? You didn't finish it?

• 1:05:07Peyton Hardin?

  Now that I'm saying it.

• 1:05:09Cameron Kennedy?

  It's pretty dumb, isn't it? That's pretty bad, right? That's just not good, right? Hey, man, how many goblins do you think eat scrambled eggs? Wait, what? Don't know, and you leave.

• 1:05:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't even tell me?

• 1:05:24Peyton Hardin?

  My answer was 12.

• 1:05:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You have to, you're not holding 12 birds. You can't hold 12 feral. You're not holding 12 fowl. No shot.

• 1:05:29Peyton Hardin?

  City pigeons or regular pigeons?

• 1:05:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Regular pigeons, bigger with the guts.

• 1:05:33Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:05:33Cameron Kennedy?

  The city.

• 1:05:33Peyton Hardin?

  City pigeons are bigger.

• 1:05:35Cameron Kennedy?

  We'll go city pigeons. It doesn't even matter. You're not holding 12. Hold your hands out.

• 1:05:39Peyton Hardin?

  If they're sitting-

• 1:05:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You're holding 12 gut, streets of New York fed pigeons?

• 1:05:43Peyton Hardin?

  Pigeons are about the size of an iPhone, right?

• 1:05:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Absolutely not.

• 1:05:45Peyton Hardin?

  Their base? The base of a pigeon's not the size of an iPhone?

• 1:05:47Cameron Kennedy?

  The stock model of a pigeon's bigger than an iPhone. It's a pigeon.

• 1:05:52Peyton Hardin?

  Gin, Gin 1?

• 1:05:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, bigger than iPhone.

• 1:05:55Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:05:55Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you, I think you're thinking of dove.

• 1:05:58Peyton Hardin?

  No, doves are wider. They have a bigger wing capacity.

• 1:06:01Cameron Kennedy?

  How big is a pigeon?

• 1:06:02Peyton Hardin?

  Balayé.

• 1:06:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, okay, the mic. This is a pigeon.

• 1:06:07Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, okay. That's one pigeon, one hand, two pigeons. I can stack- I can stack them up to 12.

• 1:06:12Cameron Kennedy?

  We just cup challenge with the pigeons?

• 1:06:14Peyton Hardin?

  Six and six, definitely. And then you, and then you get a little wrist support in there, you could definitely hold to a pigeon.

• 1:06:18Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not holding a dozen pigeons.

• 1:06:20Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:06:21Cameron Kennedy?

  First-

• 1:06:21Peyton Hardin?

  What's the record pigeon hold? You saw that New York was tongue them pigeons. He was all in them.

• 1:06:27Cameron Kennedy?

  He's a eh, swah.

• 1:06:31Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, our New York-

• 1:06:31Cameron Kennedy?

  We're going to twang.

• 1:06:33Peyton Hardin?

  Our New York show, I'm bringing them. I'm bringing it on stage. It's gonna be foul, just- Hey, good luck! I'm bringing that pigeon guy in there.

• 1:06:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:06:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah. I'll be like, watch him make out with his feathers.

• 1:06:46Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no. I'm saying-

• 1:06:49Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:50Cameron Kennedy?

  How quickly did they close down that, like, that portal thing where that woman showed a rack?

• 1:06:54Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, pretty quick. I think they did that about a month.

• 1:06:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Ha.

• 1:06:56Peyton Hardin?

  Dude.

• 1:06:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Wouldn't that be cool?

• 1:06:58Peyton Hardin?

  I would hit the Ice Spice butt naked in front of that thing. Somebody in Ireland would have a show. They'd be, "God, Terry."

• 1:07:06Peyton Hardin?

  Like, "Oi."

• 1:07:06Cameron Kennedy?

  If you did that, bro, I don't even think you'd ma-

• 1:07:09Peyton Hardin?

  You're like, "Bloody hell, these Americans." I can't like that, saying, "Is that a woman or a man?" It's a hairy woman, just fat cheeks, though.

• 1:07:20Peyton Hardin?

  You're sitting there- Yeah, I would definitely put on a show in front of that portal.

• 1:07:23Cameron Kennedy?

  What would you do, though? Like, let, like, let's imagine they have, like, X Factor? But you had to perform for the judges in the crowd that's over there. But your fellow New York residents can see you.

• 1:07:33Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:07:33Cameron Kennedy?

  In front of the portal.

• 1:07:34Peyton Hardin?

  I don't have much talent.

• 1:07:36Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true.

• 1:07:36Peyton Hardin?

  That's no, that's one thing I've learned about myself. I don't have talent.

• 1:07:38Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you don't have expendable talent. You have like internal talent.

• 1:07:41Peyton Hardin?

  Like what?

• 1:07:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, like people can't outsource you for your talent, but it's like internal. Like no one's like, "Bro, look at Peyton do this trick." You'd literally be like, you just sit there.

• 1:07:50Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, I have nothing.

• 1:07:51Cameron Kennedy?

  All your is inside, which is good. It's good.

• 1:07:53Peyton Hardin?

  No, but it's not.

• 1:07:54Cameron Kennedy?

  No, but like you can't like, like you don't juggle.

• 1:07:57Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I like.

• 1:07:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You got a fat tongue, but that's about it.

• 1:08:00Peyton Hardin?

  But that, that's why it's hard for me to hang out with new people. It's because like people are like, "Let's go play darts. Let's go, let's go roller skate. Let's go." Yeah, it's like I.

• 1:08:08Cameron Kennedy?

  The guy's like, "He's setting the board up."

• 1:08:12Cameron Kennedy?

  He dropped.

• 1:08:12Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I generally have no talent.

• 1:08:14Cameron Kennedy?

  That's.

• 1:08:18Peyton Hardin?

  I can't bowl. I can't. And I can't jet.

• 1:08:21Cameron Kennedy?

  What's the thing called? The bowling is because your fingers.

• 1:08:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You got, you, you're, his fingers are like this. I want the next time someone shakes his hand, really examine his flam.

• 1:08:28Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, okay, but.

• 1:08:29Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, let's go down a list of things that you can't do.

• 1:08:31Peyton Hardin?

  I can't do like, okay, like.

• 1:08:32Cameron Kennedy?

  I can't swim.

• 1:08:33Peyton Hardin?

  So I can't swim.

• 1:08:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Any beach party.

• 1:08:34Peyton Hardin?

  Exactly. Any water activity Peyton's not going. Like, that's all, like we went to Kane Brown's house. He had so many activities. I'm not good at one of them. I'm not like.

• 1:08:42Cameron Kennedy?

  You can't try, you can't do a F1 simulator. You can't bowl.

• 1:08:45Peyton Hardin?

  Can't golf.

• 1:08:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Can't golf. You're trying ping pong out. You can't play pickleball or regular tennis. You refuse to play basketball anymore. No one regulates football.

• 1:08:54Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:54Cameron Kennedy?

  You don't go for runs or jogs. You don't play chess checkers or, or quidditch.

• 1:08:57Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, and I'm not knowledgeable on anything. Like, like I'm not.

• 1:09:01Cameron Kennedy?

  True.

• 1:09:01Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no. Like in a regular conversation, like just boys being dogs hanging out, I'm not too knowledgeable on much. So if you're having a con, like casual conversation, like you and a random dude, right? Or in a group of people, you can jump in on any conversation and provide value. If I jump in, people are teaching me what they're talking about and it's not fun anymore. You know what I mean?

• 1:09:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Is that, is that top three most embarrassing things?

• 1:09:24Peyton Hardin?

  Dog.

• 1:09:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Being a 26 year old man being taught what the conversation is. They go, dude, okay, so the puck, right? You try to get the puck in the net.

• 1:09:31Peyton Hardin?

  And I'm like.

• 1:09:32Cameron Kennedy?

  Fucking, fucking, nothing. Like, you're so lost.

• 1:09:36Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, it's like, and this has been a, a deep insecurity of mine for a long time. I, I, I'm not cool to hang out with. Like, I, I.

• 1:09:44Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you're, yes, you are.

• 1:09:45Peyton Hardin?

  That's why I thrive around women. It's like, I can flirt my. Like, I'm great at that. But like, I'm not like, cool to hang out with. I don't have new ideas or tricks.

• 1:09:56Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not true.

• 1:09:57Peyton Hardin?

  I'm cool to work with, like, I can, I can bring some cool ideas. And I'm cool to flirt and

• 1:10:05Peyton Hardin?

  flirt and record, that's all I can do.

• 1:10:08Cameron Kennedy?

  And you mix them pretty together and you have a wicked night.

• 1:10:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, no, no.

• 1:10:11Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, "Hey, hey sweetheart, you ever tasted this?" Tripod right here.

• 1:10:18Peyton Hardin?

  I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that. I don't do that, I don't do that. Don't put that on me. You recorded me one time.

• 1:10:26Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, I did not. No, I did not. Oh, no, I did not. No, I did not. Jump up there, how about you fall out of the window? I, no, I did not. I don't know.

• 1:10:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh.

• 1:10:40Peyton Hardin?

  I said, "Oh."

• 1:10:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, sorry, I didn't see that. Oh, it's wet. Alrighty, very sweaty.

• 1:10:51Peyton Hardin?

  This episode is brought to you by a personal favorite, a pair of Waddles. Skims.

• 1:10:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Pete, can I be vulnerable real quick?

• 1:10:59Peyton Hardin?

  Be very vulnerable with me.

• 1:11:00Cameron Kennedy?

  When my wife got her first set of Skims, my god, I was, I was just attached all over. It was so soft, so flexible, so good.

• 1:11:07Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:11:08Cameron Kennedy?

  But then I found out.

• 1:11:09Peyton Hardin?

  I did too.

• 1:11:10Cameron Kennedy?

  They made a little drop for the male side, then they gave the men, they gave the boys a little drop.

• 1:11:14Peyton Hardin?

  Guess what I did?

• 1:11:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my god, what'd you do?

• 1:11:16Peyton Hardin?

  I went and copped that stretch five inch boxer brief. Did you get those too?

• 1:11:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Me too.

• 1:11:20Peyton Hardin?

  Guess what you can do in it?

• 1:11:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to me.

• 1:11:22Peyton Hardin?

  Anything.

• 1:11:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Anything. Gym?

• 1:11:23Peyton Hardin?

  Yep.

• 1:11:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep. Work?

• 1:11:24Peyton Hardin?

  Yep.

• 1:11:25Cameron Kennedy?

  Church?

• 1:11:25Peyton Hardin?

  Yep.

• 1:11:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Eat?

• 1:11:26Peyton Hardin?

  Yep.

• 1:11:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Sleep?

• 1:11:27Peyton Hardin?

  Yep. Anything you wanna do. I love it, and it makes, you know what? Men, let me tell you something.

• 1:11:33Cameron Kennedy?

  Talk to them.

• 1:11:34Peyton Hardin?

  I think for, throughout the years, growing up, Sisal, we haven't been, you know, we're just gonna wear some drawers.

• 1:11:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Just give me some.

• 1:11:40Peyton Hardin?

  I'm telling you, you go pick up a pack of those Skims.

• 1:11:44Cameron Kennedy?

  You ain't turning back.

• 1:11:45Peyton Hardin?

  You look good, you feel good.

• 1:11:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:11:48Peyton Hardin?

  And you play good.

• 1:11:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Let me tell you that.

• 1:11:50Peyton Hardin?

  Speaking from experience, and I've talked about this before, it is hard for me to find some underwear that makes me feel comfortable, like, you know what I mean? We're oddly built.

• 1:11:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, we're quite large.

• 1:11:59Peyton Hardin?

  And we're athletic, but we like to be leisure, you know what I mean? And if you find that... shrinks up in the wash.

• 1:12:07Cameron Kennedy?

  My god.

• 1:12:07Peyton Hardin?

  It's weird.

• 1:12:08Cameron Kennedy?

  It's good on the first wear and first wear only.

• 1:12:10Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but Skims. Long lasting, it looks good for a long time and it feels better.

• 1:12:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, I would argue to say it gets softer af- the more you use it.

• 1:12:19Peyton Hardin?

  Shop Skims men's at skims.com. Let them know that we sent you after you place your order select podcast in the survey and select our show in the drop down menu that follows. Skims, we love you. Now on to the rest of the episode.

• 1:12:35Peyton Hardin?

  The You Should Know Podcast.

• 1:12:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Crazy, crazy transition we just had, to be honest, to get to section.

• 1:12:41Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:41Cameron Kennedy?

  But that's, first off, don't talk about yourself and think about yourself in that light.

• 1:12:45Peyton Hardin?

  I'm joking.

• 1:12:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You're a good man.

• 1:12:46Peyton Hardin?

  I know.

• 1:12:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, oh.

• 1:12:47Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

• 1:12:48Cameron Kennedy?

  All right, well, they called down. No, I'm just kidding. But no, you have, you have like, you have mental skills and stuff inside, like, you're good at words.

• 1:12:56Peyton Hardin?

  I'm good at marketing and like, talking.

• 1:12:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, you're good at word, like, you're a, honestly, you're too good at words. You're way too good.

• 1:13:02Peyton Hardin?

  Like, I have high diction and syntax.

• 1:13:04Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, riddle me this.

• 1:13:06Peyton Hardin?

  Ew. Riddle me this. All right, nerd.

• 1:13:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Riddle me this.

• 1:13:11Peyton Hardin?

  Who talks like that? Are you in the 30s?

• 1:13:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey, riddle me this. Hey, Johnny. I heard they got a black person on the baseball team now.

• 1:13:19Cameron Kennedy?

  His name is Jackie Robinson. He's not gonna make it in this league. Oh, he's fast. Wow.

• 1:13:27Peyton Hardin?

  Riddle me this.

• 1:13:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, actually, to hell with you. That was funny. I'm not even gonna say what I was gonna say. You talking, making fun of me, saying, riddle me this? I'm struggling. You're talking, making fun of me, saying, riddle me this? How about you do some riddles?

• 1:13:38Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do riddles.

• 1:13:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Little twerp?

• 1:13:39Peyton Hardin?

  Let's do it. Let's do it. I, I've been actually practicing. I took, I downloaded an app, riddle app. It's called the Riddler app.

• 1:13:45Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know.

• 1:13:47Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go, read them.

• 1:13:48Cameron Kennedy?

  You downloaded an app?

• 1:13:49Peyton Hardin?

  I didn't.

• 1:13:49Cameron Kennedy?

  I was about to say.

• 1:13:50Peyton Hardin?

  I did Duolingo for a little bit.

• 1:13:52Cameron Kennedy?

  You know, Duolingo has chess now?

• 1:13:54Peyton Hardin?

  No, I did Rosetta Stone for a little bit.

• 1:13:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Immediately riddle. Here we go.

• 1:13:59Peyton Hardin?

  Let's go.

• 1:14:00Cameron Kennedy?

  The more you take out of me, the bigger I become. What am I?

• 1:14:08Peyton Hardin?

  Hmm, I can name a couple of them.

• 1:14:12Peyton Hardin?

  I got a wild, I got a wicked pass.

• 1:14:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Aw, man. The more you take.

• 1:14:16Peyton Hardin?

  The more you take, this is a, this, that's a suggestive question.

• 1:14:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Wait.

• 1:14:20Peyton Hardin?

  The more you take out of me, the bigger I become.

• 1:14:25Cameron Kennedy?

  What am I?

• 1:14:26Peyton Hardin?

  A vacuum.

• 1:14:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Immediate regret, he said a vacuum.

• 1:14:42Peyton Hardin?

  The more you take out of me.

• 1:14:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Uh, let's, first off, the answer for that one. Wrong.

• 1:14:46Peyton Hardin?

  The more you take, give me a hint.

• 1:14:48Cameron Kennedy?

  The more you take out of me, the bigger I become. What am I?

• 1:14:52Peyton Hardin?

  The more you take out of me, the bigger I become. The more you take out of me, the bigger I become. A text, mm.

• 1:15:01Cameron Kennedy?

  No, no, no, you're thinking like, you're thinking, think, think very literal. The more you take out of me, the bigger I become. Do your hands again.

• 1:15:09Peyton Hardin?

  The more you take out of me, the bigger I become.

• 1:15:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Sure.

• 1:15:13Peyton Hardin?

  The more you take out of me, the bigger I become.

• 1:15:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Legolas?

• 1:15:17Peyton Hardin?

  Well, I'm taking something out of the thing, now it's becoming bigger. And I can't really think of something.

• 1:15:22Cameron Kennedy?

  So do that again, hold your hands low.

• 1:15:24Peyton Hardin?

  The more you take out of me, the bigger I become?

• 1:15:29Peyton Hardin?

  Dynamite?

• 1:15:31Cameron Kennedy?

  What does dynamite do?

• 1:15:32Peyton Hardin?

  Explosions?

• 1:15:33Cameron Kennedy?

  What does it make?

• 1:15:34Peyton Hardin?

  Roads?

• 1:15:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Roads?

• 1:15:39Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:41Cameron Kennedy?

  The more you take out of me, the bigger I become. A road.

• 1:15:44Peyton Hardin?

  Oh.

• 1:15:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Was the first thing you thought of.

• 1:15:46Peyton Hardin?

  A hole.

• 1:15:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah! I was, I was thinking about it, but I-

• 1:15:51Peyton Hardin?

  Dynamite?

• 1:15:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Explosions? Roads?

• 1:15:53Peyton Hardin?

  Well, that was my initial thought, but I was thinking of the person with the hole.

• 1:16:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay. Next one, here we go.

• 1:16:04Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I go in dry and come out wet. What?

• 1:16:07Peyton Hardin?

  Me!

• 1:16:08Cameron Kennedy?

  What website is this? Oh my god.

• 1:16:11Peyton Hardin?

  I've done-

• 1:16:16Cameron Kennedy?

  I go in dry and come out wet. The longer I stay in, the stronger my surroundings get. What am I? What is this website?

• 1:16:24Peyton Hardin?

  That's prime Peyton Arden right there.

• 1:16:28Cameron Kennedy?

  You go, that's 21-year-old me. A fish.

• 1:16:33Peyton Hardin?

  A fish. Like a trout.

• 1:16:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Trout? Trout? I go in dry. What are fish dry?

• 1:16:42Peyton Hardin?

  When they're, you, when you catch them? And you throw them back in the water, they're dry.

• 1:16:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, so then they come out wet?

• 1:16:47Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, no. Yeah, so you go in dry, you throw a fish in dry, you pull it out, that bitch is wet.

• 1:16:52Cameron Kennedy?

  The longer I stay in.

• 1:16:54Peyton Hardin?

  The stronger they become, because they need water to survive. Come on!

• 1:17:01Peyton Hardin?

  Oh my god! Oh my

• 1:17:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Think. I go in dry, I come out wet. The longer I stay, the stronger my surroundings get. Don't like that extra syllable.

• 1:17:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh! Those toys as a kid, the little, those little dinosaur nuggets, that you throw into the bathtub and they would grow and then you got a full dinosaur.

• 1:17:19Cameron Kennedy?

  Your answers are honestly good.

• 1:17:20Peyton Hardin?

  That's a good answer, good answer, very good.

• 1:17:22Cameron Kennedy?

  It's wrong? I would argue that could be right.

• 1:17:24Peyton Hardin?

  What, what was it, like an eraser or something?

• 1:17:26Cameron Kennedy?

  A teabag.

• 1:17:28Peyton Hardin?

  I go in dry, I come out wet, and the stronger I become? They get little, little things. Have you ever seen a teabag after you're done using it, it's hung up wet?

• 1:17:36Cameron Kennedy?

  It's like, it's like a solid mucus, almost.

• 1:17:38Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but it's gross, that's not a good one.

• 1:17:39Cameron Kennedy?

  It's gross.

• 1:17:39Peyton Hardin?

  Come up with a better one.

• 1:17:40Cameron Kennedy?

  But it's a teabag. The stronger its surroundings get.

• 1:17:43Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:17:43Cameron Kennedy?

  The water becomes tea. I am not alive, but I grow. Don't have lungs, but I need air.

• 1:17:48Peyton Hardin?

  Can you slow the down? I can't process information like that.

• 1:17:52Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm not alive, but I

• 1:17:54Peyton Hardin?

  Hold on.

• 1:17:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Next one. I am not alive, but I grow. I don't have lungs, but I need air.

• 1:18:01Peyton Hardin?

  You didn't go any slower, by the way.

• 1:18:02Cameron Kennedy?

  What, what am I?

• 1:18:03Peyton Hardin?

  You just said it in a different inflection.

• 1:18:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, I said it slower. I'm not alive! But I grow.

• 1:18:09Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:18:12Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't have lungs!

• 1:18:15Cameron Kennedy?

  But I need air.

• 1:18:18Cameron Kennedy?

  What am I?

• 1:18:19Peyton Hardin?

  Oh! I'm not alive, but I grow.

• 1:18:23Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:18:24Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not a, I don't have lungs, but I breathe air.

• 1:18:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Mm-hmm, need air.

• 1:18:28Peyton Hardin?

  But I need air, that changes it.

• 1:18:35Peyton Hardin?

  Now, plants are alive, correct? Technically.

• 1:18:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Correct. Yeah. Any correct answer is plant.

• 1:18:40Peyton Hardin?

  And beans as well. Those are plants.

• 1:18:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Beans?

• 1:18:46Peyton Hardin?

  My first immediate thought went to Jack and his beanstalk.

• 1:18:49Speaker 05

  Jack and his beanstalk. Good answer.

• 1:18:52Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you. What is Family Feud? Good answer. What is alive? Jack and the Beanstalk, Steve? They would

• 1:19:01Peyton Hardin?

  boot you off that show.

• 1:19:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. I'm not alive, but I'm barely breathing. I pray to a camel I don't believe in. Camels got timing. Camels get freedom.

• 1:19:16Peyton Hardin?

  It's a fire.

• 1:19:28Cameron Kennedy?

  How the hell did singing that make you have an epiphany and get the answer?

• 1:19:32Peyton Hardin?

  Dude, I used to have to sing my math problems out in class. Like, Ms. Winkler, she taught me songs for my learning. I had a learning disability. I had a severe learning disability.

• 1:19:43Cameron Kennedy?

  I was reading numbers as letters. I was fucked up.

• 1:19:47Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:19:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, here we go.

• 1:19:48Peyton Hardin?

  All right, let's go.

• 1:19:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go, here we go. What is brown, has no legs, has a head and a tail?

• 1:19:53Peyton Hardin?

  A turd.

• 1:19:57Peyton Hardin?

  Me after Chipotle, boy, I light that toilet up. Boy, um. Wait, say it again?

• 1:20:03Cameron Kennedy?

  It's brown, has a head, no legs, and a tail.

• 1:20:08Cameron Kennedy?

  Do I need to, like, point five myself? It's brown.

• 1:20:12Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, it's brown.

• 1:20:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:20:13Peyton Hardin?

  It has no legs.

• 1:20:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:20:15Peyton Hardin?

  It has a tail.

• 1:20:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes.

• 1:20:19Cameron Kennedy?

  And a head.

• 1:20:21Peyton Hardin?

  What's the thing the little chipmunk is crazy about?

• 1:20:24Cameron Kennedy?

  A nut? A nut?

• 1:20:27Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's a specific nut.

• 1:20:28Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a nut.

• 1:20:29Peyton Hardin?

  The thing that's in the ice.

• 1:20:29Cameron Kennedy?

  A walnut. No, uh, oh.

• 1:20:31Peyton Hardin?

  An almond. Nah, not almond. An acorn.

• 1:20:35Cameron Kennedy?

  An acorn. No! It's not a f- acorn? An acorn?

• 1:20:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's a good answer. It's brown, it's got no legs, and it's got a tail. Stems or tails.

• 1:20:44Cameron Kennedy?

  It doesn't have a head.

• 1:20:45Peyton Hardin?

  Yes, it does have the head of an acorn. It's got like the little coat of, mm, cut of muffin around it.

• 1:20:50Cameron Kennedy?

  It's got that little headband on it.

• 1:20:52Peyton Hardin?

  Looks like Jason Terry. That might be par- partial. Here we go.

• 1:20:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Has a head, is brown, and it...

• 1:21:01Peyton Hardin?

  He said, "Who's Jason Terry?"

• 1:21:05Cameron Kennedy?

  NBA legend.

• 1:21:07Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, here we go.

• 1:21:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Head, brown, tail, no legs.

• 1:21:12Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, one of them, Arms of the Angels dogs.

• 1:21:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no.

• 1:21:22Peyton Hardin?

  I've seen a couple of those commercials. You described that one perfectly. I almost donated to him. I said, "At what point do we give up?" You know what I mean? At what point are we like, "Mm, quality of life," you know what I mean?

• 1:21:36Peyton Hardin?

  Comedy pod, you can't get mad if it's comedy. You can't.

• 1:21:40Cameron Kennedy?

  You saw a dog with not a single leg?

• 1:21:44Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, it was like a four by four. It was like a, it was like a Ford four by four. It was like a lifted kit.

• 1:21:55Peyton Hardin?

  It had hydraulics on him.

• 1:21:58Cameron Kennedy?

  He's going to eat.

• 1:22:04Cameron Kennedy?

  The owner has to hit the back legs for him to take a shit. It's like, "Ooh." It sits him down, right?

• 1:22:10Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, it's enough.

• 1:22:11Cameron Kennedy?

  A dog with none?

• 1:22:11Peyton Hardin?

  One more, one more. What was the answer to that one?

• 1:22:13Cameron Kennedy?

  A penny.

• 1:22:15Peyton Hardin?

  You know I don't believe in those.

• 1:22:16Cameron Kennedy?

  My god. Forward, I am heavy, but backward, I-

• 1:22:21Peyton Hardin?

  Cam!

• 1:22:23Cameron Kennedy?

  You. Ding ding ding, right? You forward, I am heavy, but backward, I am not.

• 1:22:30Peyton Hardin?

  A wheelbarrow.

• 1:22:31Cameron Kennedy?

  What?

• 1:22:32Peyton Hardin?

  Good answer.

• 1:22:33Cameron Kennedy?

  That's not a good answer.

• 1:22:35Peyton Hardin?

  You ever gone forward with a wheelbarrow, a lot harder than going backwards.

• 1:22:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Not true. I'd literally-

• 1:22:40Peyton Hardin?

  Who pushes a wheelbarrow forward?

• 1:22:41Cameron Kennedy?

  I'd literally argue pulling things is easier than pushing. Maybe nine out of 10 times.

• 1:22:45Peyton Hardin?

  Not a, you've never had a hard day of work. You've never had to move-

• 1:22:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, cuz you're out there overalls moving the wheelbarrow.

• 1:22:51Peyton Hardin?

  No, I was in a-

• 1:22:52Cameron Kennedy?

  No, you were slapping alpacas on the, getting spit on. Or what was it?

• 1:22:57Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:22:58Cameron Kennedy?

  No, from the alpaca. What was it? Emus?

• 1:22:59Peyton Hardin?

  Ooh, emus.

• 1:23:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Emus! That's what it was.

• 1:23:01Peyton Hardin?

  I was getting chased.

• 1:23:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Getting chased by an emu.

• 1:23:03Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, they didn't spit. But, uh, so it's easy going, what was it?

• 1:23:07Cameron Kennedy?

  My god, lock in.

• 1:23:08Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Forward, I am heavy. Backward, I am not.

• 1:23:11Peyton Hardin?

  Forward, I am heavy. Backward, I am not. Forward, I am heavy. Backward, I am not.

• 1:23:17Cameron Kennedy?

  One more time.

• 1:23:18Peyton Hardin?

  Don't tell me what to do.

• 1:23:19Cameron Kennedy?

  That's right.

• 1:23:22Peyton Hardin?

  Is this a utensil?

• 1:23:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Weird pull, but no.

• 1:23:26Peyton Hardin?

  No.

• 1:23:26Cameron Kennedy?

  What utens-

• 1:23:27Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all got it, right? No, they're all confused. Forward, I am heavy. Backwards, I am not.

• 1:23:33Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna say it again and pay attention.

• 1:23:34Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:23:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Forward, I am heavy. Backwards, I am not.

• 1:23:38Peyton Hardin?

  Tug of war.

• 1:23:42Cameron Kennedy?

  No.

• 1:23:43Peyton Hardin?

  Well, you said, "Listen," and you emphasized "not," and remember you'd pull forward and back on the "not."

• 1:23:49Peyton Hardin?

  On, what? Y'all didn't play?

• 1:23:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all had, y'all had, I mean, I got there, but y'all had a cheated version.

• 1:23:54Peyton Hardin?

  They used to make me get in the-

• 1:23:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Y'all had an easy version.

• 1:23:55Peyton Hardin?

  They made me get in the front.

• 1:23:57Cameron Kennedy?

  You were a front tug of war? Oh, my god, I was an anchor. I was in the very back. I said, "Heave! Row, you maggots, row!" I was, oh, my god.

• 1:24:08Peyton Hardin?

  What was it?

• 1:24:10Cameron Kennedy?

  One more time. Listen. List, what did you say?

• 1:24:13Peyton Hardin?

  They told Cam to sit out.

• 1:24:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Listen.

• 1:24:15Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Forward, I am heavy. Listen to what I emphasize.

• 1:24:18Peyton Hardin?

  I hear you.

• 1:24:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Backwards, I am not.

• 1:24:21Peyton Hardin?

  Not.

• 1:24:22Cameron Kennedy?

  Not.

• 1:24:23Peyton Hardin?

  Boy Scout.

• 1:24:24Cameron Kennedy?

  No one told you that. Not.

• 1:24:26Peyton Hardin?

  Not. Like, I'm not? Or like, I'm not?

• 1:24:28Cameron Kennedy?

  Backwards, I am not.

• 1:24:32Peyton Hardin?

  So if suddenly you go backwards, we'll go into a not.

• 1:24:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Backwards, I'm not!

• 1:24:39Peyton Hardin?

  Forward I am heavy, backwards, like it's not saying it's not heavy, it's just saying it's not.

• 1:24:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, hurt me.

• 1:24:44Peyton Hardin?

  It only goes forward.

• 1:24:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh. Backwards, I am not.

• 1:24:52Peyton Hardin?

  Heavy.

• 1:24:53Cameron Kennedy?

  Mother-

• 1:24:54Peyton Hardin?

  Backwards I am not.

• 1:24:55Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, you know, we're gonna clean, clean wipe, Mr. Eraser, okay, there's nothing in your mind.

• 1:24:59Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, I got it.

• 1:25:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Shut up! There's nothing in your mind.

• 1:25:03Peyton Hardin?

  There's a lot in there.

• 1:25:04Cameron Kennedy?

  No, oh, there's nothing, right now, it is, it's empty field.

• 1:25:06Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, here we go.

• 1:25:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Backwards, I, stop moving. No one told you to shuffle? Backwards, I am not.

• 1:25:15Peyton Hardin?

  Forward I am heavy.

• 1:25:16Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, no, don't even put that in your head. Backwards, I am not.

• 1:25:20Peyton Hardin?

  It doesn't go backwards.

• 1:25:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Son of a- What? Hey, shush it down there, bad whispers. Backwards, I, say, matter of fact, say it with me.

• 1:25:30Peyton Hardin?

  Backwards, I am not. Not what?

• 1:25:35Cameron Kennedy?

  That's a question for you.

• 1:25:35Peyton Hardin?

  I am not backwards.

• 1:25:36Cameron Kennedy?

  But what are you backwards? Backwards you are?

• 1:25:39Peyton Hardin?

  Uh, not.

• 1:25:41Cameron Kennedy?

  There you go! Forwards! You're heavy!

• 1:25:46Peyton Hardin?

  What's the question?

• 1:25:47Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, now I'm starting to get lost. Backwards. Backwards I am not.

• 1:25:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Forwards, you're really heavy.

• 1:25:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Someone say very heavy.

• 1:25:59Peyton Hardin?

  What's very heavy going forward?

• 1:26:00Cameron Kennedy?

  God. Take out motion. And listen to semantics. You're the king of the little mouth whizzers.

• 1:26:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Backwards, what are you?

• 1:26:11Peyton Hardin?

  Not.

• 1:26:14Cameron Kennedy?

  You're not. Backwards. So forwards?

• 1:26:20Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:26:20Cameron Kennedy?

  You are!

• 1:26:22Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's not.

• 1:26:24Cameron Kennedy?

  You're with me. You're a kid.

• 1:26:26Peyton Hardin?

  The answer's not.

• 1:26:35Peyton Hardin?

  Anybody else having a panic attack?

• 1:26:37Cameron Kennedy?

  I know you're struggling, we're not leaving this.

• 1:26:38Peyton Hardin?

  No, we have to.

• 1:26:39Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh no, we're not leaving this. This is, this is gold.

• 1:26:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Backwards!

• 1:26:43Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all all three get it.

• 1:26:44Cameron Kennedy?

  They all have it, they all have it. Everyone has it. Backwards, stop sweating.

• 1:26:47Peyton Hardin?

  Y'all have it?

• 1:26:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Yes, everyone has it. Oh my god, everyone at home watching this has it. Backwards. Matter of fact, I'm gonna give you every clue in 1000 seconds.

• 1:26:53Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:26:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Backwards, I am not.

• 1:26:59Peyton Hardin?

  The answer's not?

• 1:27:02Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh shit.

• 1:27:03Peyton Hardin?

  Me? Like, not K-N-O-T, N-O-T.

• 1:27:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, there we go!

• 1:27:07Peyton Hardin?

  Not, not. The answer's not.

• 1:27:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Forwards! Backwards, I'm not! Forwards, I'm not!

• 1:27:17Cameron Kennedy?

  God bless! Backwards! I'm not!

• 1:27:25Cameron Kennedy?

  You finally dropped the K! I never once did this!

• 1:27:28Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, it's light.

• 1:27:30Cameron Kennedy?

  What the?

• 1:27:37Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Light?

• 1:27:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Like, light?

• 1:27:46Cameron Kennedy?

  You think, you think the answer is light? When the first thing is forwards, I'm heavy?

• 1:27:53Peyton Hardin?

  What?

• 1:27:55Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm about to, I'm about to, dude, I'm about to-

• 1:27:57Peyton Hardin?

  Wait, okay, well, explain it different.

• 1:27:58Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna add something to my medical history.

• 1:28:00Peyton Hardin?

  Explain something, explain it differently.

• 1:28:03Cameron Kennedy?

  I don't know if I can explain it one more time without giving it away. You need to lock in and be a grown man and tuck that little Jerry curl to the side. Tuck that little patch to the other side, you idiot! Oh, oh!

• 1:28:17Peyton Hardin?

  Okay.

• 1:28:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Bear with me.

• 1:28:18Peyton Hardin?

  Forwards, I'm heavy.

• 1:28:20Cameron Kennedy?

  Backwards-

• 1:28:21Peyton Hardin?

  Stop, you stop talking.

• 1:28:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm, you know what, I'm done.

• 1:28:23Peyton Hardin?

  Forwards, I'm heavy.

• 1:28:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yep.

• 1:28:25Peyton Hardin?

  Backwards, I'm not heavy. Backwards, because it's not K-N-O-T, it's N-O-T. Not, not heavy is forward. Heavy, I am forward. Wait, he can write it down.

• 1:28:41Peyton Hardin?

  Heavy I am forward.

• 1:28:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Let the people work with you.

• 1:28:49Peyton Hardin?

  Is it really easy?

• 1:28:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, it's about this easy. Ready? Look at me. It's about that easy.

• 1:28:55Peyton Hardin?

  Well, they didn't get it until K-Rog. I saw K-Rog go then tell him.

• 1:28:57Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, but once they...

• 1:28:58Peyton Hardin?

  They didn't get it on their own.

• 1:28:59Cameron Kennedy?

  But you wanna know their reaction once they did? Oh, I'm dumb!

• 1:29:02Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, but they didn't get it on their own. So wait, I'm gonna type it out. Forward. Forward.

• 1:29:08Cameron Kennedy?

  First off, that's not typing.

• 1:29:10Peyton Hardin?

  I am... It's a good marker. Heavy.

• 1:29:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Comma, backwards. I'm not. Oh, boy.

• 1:29:20Peyton Hardin?

  Not on back, heavy am I forward?

• 1:29:24Cameron Kennedy?

  What are you, Yoda?

• 1:29:25Peyton Hardin?

  Back, I'm not. Forward, I am heavy. Back, I'm... Oh, it's your back!

• 1:29:39Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna have to go to a psychiatrist after this.

• 1:29:42Peyton Hardin?

  Forward, I am heavy.

• 1:29:43Cameron Kennedy?

  Back?

• 1:29:45Peyton Hardin?

  Forward, I am heavy. Backwards, I might not be.

• 1:29:51Peyton Hardin?

  I'm not forward. Yeah, put the comment for...

• 1:29:58Peyton Hardin?

  So the answer's not?

• 1:30:00Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm gonna strike you. You have one more time to say the answer's not.

• 1:30:04Peyton Hardin?

  Not back.

• 1:30:05Cameron Kennedy?

  Listen, go.

• 1:30:06Peyton Hardin?

  Not forward. It's not forward heavy.

• 1:30:09Cameron Kennedy?

  Backwards!

• 1:30:09Peyton Hardin?

  Oh, oh, wait. Back, the back is heavy.

• 1:30:14Cameron Kennedy?

  Come on.

• 1:30:14Peyton Hardin?

  Back is heavy.

• 1:30:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Hallelujah.

• 1:30:16Peyton Hardin?

  Forward is not.

• 1:30:19Cameron Kennedy?

  What? Did you just reword the riddle?

• 1:30:24Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, don't even... He's giving it to you and you're not doing it! Don't help. Do not help. Stop, CJ!

• 1:30:30Peyton Hardin?

  I just... Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't know what the [__] is going on.

• 1:30:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Nobody... Do not cheat!

• 1:30:36Peyton Hardin?

  I'm reading it. Forward, I am heavy.

• 1:30:38Cameron Kennedy?

  Do not cheat!

• 1:30:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Do not cheat, stop cheating! Forward I am heavy.

• 1:30:46Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay? Look at me, you've done this to me. Don't look there.

• 1:30:51Cameron Kennedy?

  That's my no-no square. Forward I am heavy. Backwards I am not. I'm about to [__] myself. Uh, like, uh, this is getting bad.

• 1:31:01Cameron Kennedy?

  This is getting bad. I am, oh, Jesus Christ, I am perplexed. Brother. Okay. This can't be real. No, no, this is the thing y'all did to me last time. No, it's not. You're breaking me, [__] you. No, it's not. No, y'all are breaking me. It's the same bit from last year. No, we're not. This is an actual riddle, they had no clue, there's no text in. It's not the same thing from last year. Are you bleeding on that? Forward I am heavy.

• 1:31:27Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, okay. Backwards I am not. Backwards. I, okay, backwards. Say it with me. Backwards I! I am, not I'm. I am. Am I back? I am not back! No, listen, I need you, oh, you are [__]. I need you to emphasize the same way I am doing. Okay? We're going to break this down to a [__] atom-like level. Alright, here you go. And no, back, no, no, oh, no! I've got a purpose, I am genuinely not [__] around right now. I can tell, he's dead serious. I'm not [__] around, I don't get this. We're gonna say two words. Two of them. We're gonna say three words. Three words. And you're gonna get it. And if you don't, I lose hope. Okay, deal? Say it just how I do. Wait, so what am I doing? We're gonna say three words. Okay.

• 1:32:12Cameron Kennedy?

  To solve this.

• 1:32:15Cameron Kennedy?

  Backwards! Backwards, that's two words. Exactly, that's [__] one word, first off, you moron. Okay. You have to say it exactly like me. Backwards. Backwards! Not! Not! Forward! Backward not forward. I didn't say combine it. Backwards! Backward! There's an S. Backwards! Backwards! Not! Not! Forwards! Sideways.

• 1:32:46Peyton Hardin?

  I'm giving it everything I got dude, I'm diving on the floor for loose balls right now. Every 50-50 ball is mine, I'm trying so hard. Backwards! Not! Forward! So backwards.

• 1:32:58Cameron Kennedy?

  Not forwards, not backwards.

• 1:33:01Peyton Hardin?

  Standing still! Standing still!

• 1:33:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop, don't help him.

• 1:33:04Peyton Hardin?

  Standing still. Standing still, backwards, not forwards. So we're... You f*** you too Robbie, I didn't go to school.

• 1:33:12Cameron Kennedy?

  I mean...

• 1:33:13Peyton Hardin?

  Did...

• 1:33:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No bubba, I just have to tell ya, I don't know another way to say it.

• 1:33:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah, what is it?

• 1:33:18Cameron Kennedy?

  I can give you like clues that'll guarantee it, but...

• 1:33:20Peyton Hardin?

  Again, give me a clue.

• 1:33:21Cameron Kennedy?

  Okay, uh, I dunno, 2000.

• 1:33:24Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, now that got worse for me.

• 1:33:26Cameron Kennedy?

  Forward!

• 1:33:28Peyton Hardin?

  Two!

• 1:33:28Cameron Kennedy?

  I am heavy! Backwards! I am not!

• 1:33:34Peyton Hardin?

  2000?

• 1:33:35Cameron Kennedy?

  And now you have a clue! Forward's heavy, heavy 2000!

• 1:33:40Peyton Hardin?

  Like a rock band, like heavy 2000? 2000. Oh, it's a big word, oh!

• 1:33:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh!

• 1:33:50Peyton Hardin?

  Forward I am heavy, 1002!

• 1:33:53Cameron Kennedy?

  End it!

• 1:33:55Peyton Hardin?

  Bye.

• 1:33:56Cameron Kennedy?

  Take the word "not" and flip it.

• 1:34:00Peyton Hardin?

  Ton?

• 1:34:01Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a ton! Forward you're heavy, backwards you're not! Forward it's heavy! Backwards it's not!

• 1:34:12Peyton Hardin?

  I don't get it.

• 1:34:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Go for it, smile no daka!

• 1:34:14Peyton Hardin?

  I don't get it.

• 1:34:15Cameron Kennedy?

  It's a ton spelled forwards.

• 1:34:17Peyton Hardin?

  No, it's a ton spelled backwards.

• 1:34:23Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, um, well that was a fun episode everybody. Um, let's, do we do, um, let's add in some Dr. P. Dr. P, you wanna go get a visit from him? Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's get it, um, let's bring in the best love doctor... ...in the world.

• 1:34:42Peyton Hardin?

  Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P! Dr. P, bring him in!

• 1:34:54Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:35:34Peyton Hardin?

  Keep it real trill real with me.

• 1:35:36Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:35:43Peyton Hardin?

  I heard it hydrates better than water alone.

• 1:35:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh my God, does it. And second, my personal favorite, it can fit right in my pocket.

• 1:35:49Peyton Hardin?

  You can go anywhere with it. All you gotta do is tear poor, live more. Let me tell you something. Every time I got packs of Liquid IV in my house and I have company come over, what's the first thing they're taking?

• 1:35:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Liquid IV.

• 1:36:00Peyton Hardin?

  I need to have a conversation with my friends. I love my Liquid IV. I love to stay hydrated, but I can't be mad at y'all for taking it because of how well it works.

• 1:36:08Cameron Kennedy?

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• 1:36:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Sire, permission to start.

• 1:36:51Peyton Hardin?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:51Cameron Kennedy?

  Here we go. Dear Dr. P.

• 1:36:53Peyton Hardin?

  Hello.

• 1:36:53Cameron Kennedy?

  I'm in college. And ever since I started, women have been on me.

• 1:36:58Peyton Hardin?

  That a boy.

• 1:36:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't know why.

• 1:37:01Peyton Hardin?

  Ah, shit.

• 1:37:03Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't know why. However, two girls struck my interest.

• 1:37:07Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 1:37:08Cameron Kennedy?

  What? One of them is my age, but has a severe monster drinking problem. And quote, unquote, "Sometimes still hits the vape if she sees it." End quote. Sounds bad, right? But she has a great personality and I think I can fix her. The other girl is a year younger than me, is prettier.

• 1:37:33Peyton Hardin?

  Nice.

• 1:37:34Cameron Kennedy?

  But is like a crazy southern belle sometimes and also has a great personality.

• 1:37:39Peyton Hardin?

  His favorite, the racist.

• 1:37:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Should I date them both? And cut ties once I figure out which one I like better? Or should I pick one and stick with her from the jump? Please help. Love, peasant. Pupil one, speed and efficiency. Pupil two, wake the [bleep] up, stonehead! Wake up! You haven't won in weeks! He beats you every [bleep] case study. Every single one, he beats you. Wake up! Pupil one, go.

• 1:38:05Peyton Hardin?

  What's this [bleep] with all the presidents on it?

• 1:38:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Mount Rushmore.

• 1:38:09Peyton Hardin?

  That's where you look like you're from. Right there. I knew I knew you from somewhere.

• 1:38:12Cameron Kennedy?

  You stoneheaded [bleep]. Pupil one.

• 1:38:15Speaker 05

  Permission to speak?

• 1:38:17Peyton Hardin?

  Yes.

• 1:38:17Speaker 05

  Okay. So, this, this, uh, this study here, I believe that if you like both of them, why go for just one? Why, why, why only pick one? Why don't you go for both of them? And even if you like one more than the other, right? Keep the other one on the low, right? Just keep her there. As a backup plan. End of synopsis.

• 1:38:39Peyton Hardin?

  Okay. Pupil two. Two. May I speak? Yes. So, my synopsis is... Why, what's all this? Are you [bleep] are you a dolphin? Are you coming up for air? What the [bleep] all this?

• 1:38:49Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop moving so much!

• 1:38:51Peyton Hardin?

  I know it's [bleep] heavy. Strong neck. You got this neck as this [bleep] kid. Here. Stop doing that, you just did it again.

• 1:38:59Cameron Kennedy?

  Stop moving, you [bleep].

• 1:39:01Peyton Hardin?

  Still.

• 1:39:02Cameron Kennedy?

  The mouth is a hole.

• 1:39:03Peyton Hardin?

  Close your [bleep] fucking eyes. Close them. If it dips one more time, I swear to god, it will be with me. My synopsis is, find out which one's better in bed?

• 1:39:13Cameron Kennedy?

  No. No. Sire.

• 1:39:17Peyton Hardin?

  Did I do it again?

• 1:39:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Sire. Yes, you [bleep] did. So, would you like me, you don't need to exercise your own body. Your body is a gr- go for it, lord. Pupil one, you're doing an awful lot of moving, and your tongue seems to be leaving your mouth more than it should.

• 1:39:33Peyton Hardin?

  Say "thank you." Thank you. Keep saying it. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

• 1:39:42Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 1:39:44Peyton Hardin?

  Pupil one.

• 1:39:47Peyton Hardin?

  I like the synopsis. If...

• 1:39:52Peyton Hardin?

  I like the synopsis, if you would've listened to the [bleep] question, because he already said what you said, you just repeated what he said. You didn't give him any clarity, you just repeated what he said.

• 1:40:03Peyton Hardin?

  Pupil two.

• 1:40:06Peyton Hardin?

  I [bleep] hate you, you know that. I hate you.

• 1:40:12Peyton Hardin?

  Your life is a span- a little piece of sand in the galaxy of importance to me.

• 1:40:18Cameron Kennedy?

  Means it means nothing.

• 1:40:20Peyton Hardin?

  You heard him.

• 1:40:23Peyton Hardin?

  That was a fantastic synopsis. One of your best. You provide nothing in this world, but that was good. You understand me? Stop moving your [bleep] head before I take it off and shove it up my secretary's [bleep] and it's a big [bleep] he has.

• 1:40:37Cameron Kennedy?

  Well, now, um...

• 1:40:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Don't move your head! You heard him! DON'T MOVE IT!

• 1:40:46Peyton Hardin?

  That's my pit bull. Show him.

• 1:40:51Peyton Hardin?

  My pit- show him.

• 1:40:54Peyton Hardin?

  One more time.

• 1:40:57Peyton Hardin?

  Pit bull needs some water.

• 1:40:58Cameron Kennedy?

  You got my water bowl?

• 1:41:01Peyton Hardin?

  It's mine.

• 1:41:05Cameron Kennedy?

  I was degrading in severity. I was losing fierceness.

• 1:41:11Peyton Hardin?

  Suck it up.

• 1:41:18Peyton Hardin?

  Did you French inhale my burp?

• 1:41:19Cameron Kennedy?

  A little bit. It was a little ghost wind.

• 1:41:21Peyton Hardin?

  Now, pupil one? I give you a 6.7. Pupil two, 8.1. Good job all around scores. My synopsis, 10 out of 10. Look, you got a drunk, belligerent, vaping, trailer trash, nasty [BLEEP] that you like, right? That might be your bag. Or you got the southern belle. What's wrong with her? She got a stigmatism or something?

• 1:41:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Um, she's prettier. She, uh, who the [BLEEP] was that? She's pretty, huh?

• 1:41:56Cameron Kennedy?

  She's pretty, huh? But it's crazy, a crazy southern belle. But she also has a good personality.

• 1:42:03Peyton Hardin?

  Oh!

• 1:42:03Cameron Kennedy?

  So he didn't really put any-

• 1:42:04Peyton Hardin?

  Okay, so the other one is, is-

• 1:42:07Cameron Kennedy?

  Maybe just too southern.

• 1:42:08Peyton Hardin?

  Shut the [BLEEP].

• 1:42:08Cameron Kennedy?

  You're right, you're right.

• 1:42:09Peyton Hardin?

  Shut the, sit on your [BLEEP] hands. Sit on your [BLEEP] hands and bite your lip.

• 1:42:16Peyton Hardin?

  The little lip you have. Now, the southern belle, you like a little racist, you got a little racist growing, you got an alcoholic. Those are the two evils, right? I say you bring them all together. And you don't try to sneak them. You introduce them to each other. Hey, alcoholic, hey racist, let's blend together and make pupil one.

• 1:42:39Peyton Hardin?

  That's what you do. You make a, you make a nice racist alcoholic soup. It's like jambalaya of hate. It's like jambalaya of, of, of, of vitriol. And you go ahead and drink that [BLEEP] soup.

• 1:42:52Peyton Hardin?

  Add a little bit of vape in there. Add a little bit of hatred. Add a little bit of alcohol. Bush light.

• 1:43:01Peyton Hardin?

  You got Jeffrey Dahmer.

• 1:43:04Peyton Hardin?

  That's my synopsis.

• 1:43:06Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful synopsis, Lord. Beautiful synopsis, Lord.

• 1:43:09Peyton Hardin?

  Thank you.

• 1:43:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Um, quick, quick asking of permission to stop biting my own skin. I think I'm gonna bleed.

• 1:43:16Peyton Hardin?

  Permission grid.

• 1:43:17Cameron Kennedy?

  Thank you. Um, brilliant. I, uh, honestly, I would love to go to the second one. I don't have arms. I can't telepathically make the-

• 1:43:27Peyton Hardin?

  Pick up your phone without your hands.

• 1:43:31Cameron Kennedy?

  Anything for you, Lord.

• 1:43:32Peyton Hardin?

  And I want y'all to clap for him as he does it.

• 1:43:34Cameron Kennedy?

  Anything for you, Lord.

• 1:43:36Peyton Hardin?

  Ready? One, two, three, go.

• 1:43:51Peyton Hardin?

  Look at the...

• 1:43:54Peyton Hardin?

  Look at the little dumb little seal you are doing tricks.

• 1:44:00Peyton Hardin?

  Hey Stevie!

• 1:44:03Peyton Hardin?

  Stop clapping!

• 1:44:05Peyton Hardin?

  You may read...

• 1:44:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Permission to use my nose to try to appropriately get to where I need to be.

• 1:44:17Peyton Hardin?

  Ready? Clap!

• 1:44:46Peyton Hardin?

  Stevie!

• 1:44:48Cameron Kennedy?

  Hey Ray Charles!

• 1:44:54Cameron Kennedy?

  Take a break!

• 1:44:56Peyton Hardin?

  Hey, uh, pupil... Which one is he, the glasses?

• 1:44:59Cameron Kennedy?

  One.

• 1:45:00Peyton Hardin?

  Pupil one, if you can name three Ray Charles songs, I'll give you my job. Exactly, shut the [bleep] up. Alright, here we go.

• 1:45:06Speaker 05

  "George On My Mind"?

• 1:45:10Cameron Kennedy?

  Oh, you thought you had something?

• 1:45:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, "George On My Mind".

• 1:45:13Cameron Kennedy?

  Was it "Texas On My Thought"? Shut the [bleep] up next. Yeah.

• 1:45:18Speaker 05

  Dr. P, can you do that? Name three, uh, Ray Charles songs?

• 1:45:22Cameron Kennedy?

  I hope, I hope you have [bleep] nightmares from what you're about to endure. I hope you ha- Permission to use hands.

• 1:45:30Peyton Hardin?

  And I want you to put his face in that [bleep] camera. And I want you to give him the beating of a lifetime.

• 1:45:35Cameron Kennedy?

  I've never been happier.

• 1:45:36Peyton Hardin?

  And if that [bleep] thing comes off his head, give him double the beating. Get up!

• 1:45:42Cameron Kennedy?

  Stand up. Oops, double the beating! Stand up!

• 1:45:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Get out of the camera! Bend over! And I want you to look at him, eye level, and I want you to say, "My name's Pierce and I like it."

• 1:46:07Peyton Hardin?

  People one, ready? Yes. People two, ready? Yes. Sing! In a three, a two, a three, two, one!

• 1:46:26Peyton Hardin?

  Dr. P.

• 1:46:30Peyton Hardin?

  Wow, Dr. P is on a tear!

• 1:46:33Cameron Kennedy?

  He is on an absolute tear, and... He's coming to a city near you.

• 1:46:38Peyton Hardin?

  He's coming to every single city.

• 1:46:40Cameron Kennedy?

  Starting in three days, people.

• 1:46:41Peyton Hardin?

  Maybe.

• 1:46:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Three days. Yeah, if, if, if he gets enough love, if he gets treated well, he's gonna be in, he's gonna be in Bahamas.

• 1:46:46Peyton Hardin?

  Now, if you're just on the YouTube or on Spotify, actually, can everybody go over to Spotify, go leave a review, go download an episode? Let's get us back in that top 100 charts. The first time we're not being in there in four years, which is okay.

• 1:46:57Cameron Kennedy?

  That's fine.

• 1:46:57Peyton Hardin?

  But we, well, let's get back in there if you would like us to, if not...

• 1:47:01Cameron Kennedy?

  Alright.

• 1:47:01Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, cool. Um, but we would really appreciate it. I know whenever y'all unite, we get stuff done, so we appreciate you. We can't wait to meet all of you on tour, we really, really, really can't. Um, if you love Dr. P, right? If you love what you see on YouTube, you can get that full 30-minute episode, or however long it lasts, fully uncensored. Um, it's absolutely wild, and if you want to even meet Dr. P, and maybe potentially get your case study solved at a live show, make sure you go buy your tickets right now, link in the description, ushownostudios.com. Or just Google Peyton vs. Cam Tour Tickets. And you can get them on, I don't know if they're a sponsor today, but they, I know they were last week, SeatGeek.

• 1:47:41Cameron Kennedy?

  Hmm.

• 1:47:42Peyton Hardin?

  So you can get your Ushowno tickets on SeatGeek, which is really cool.

• 1:47:44Cameron Kennedy?

  Beautiful.

• 1:47:45Peyton Hardin?

  Alright, Cam?

• 1:47:45Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly.

• 1:47:46Peyton Hardin?

  Get us out of here, bub.

• 1:47:47Cameron Kennedy?

  Exactly as beautiful, beautiful Daddy P himself said. Ushownostudios.com, second, first link, rather, first link in the description below. Get your tickets, the tour starts in three freaking days. We cannot wait to see each and every one of you, in each and every city that we're going to. We love you, we cannot wait to see you there. There's a few tickets. Tickets left in each city, youshouldknowstudios.com, get your tickets. Second link in the description is the Patreon. You get so many things over in the Koala Club. Talk to them.

• 1:48:17Peyton Hardin?

  We're adding a new series over on Patreon. Just letting you know, we're adding a new series over on Patreon and it is going to be the most in-depth, behind-the-scenes, lifting up the curtain view you've ever seen of You Should Know. You'll get to see us every single day we come in here behind the scenes. Oh, I did tell them, sorry.

• 1:48:35Cameron Kennedy?

  Yeah, I was about to say, you had a whole description.

• 1:48:37Peyton Hardin?

  That is, but it's like a basically like a documentary-esque, you get to see every day. So you want to know what it's like working at YSK, you get to see it. Rarely any cuts, full raw, exactly how it is. Um, yeah, and I know y'all want to get as deep into it as you can, and this is how we can do it. And it will be available, I believe, on, uh, you'll see what tiers it'll be on, but it'll be available.

• 1:49:00Cameron Kennedy?

  Go to the Koala Club, that is coming soon. There's already so many things out every single week. We absolutely love y'all and I have not heard a single Koala Club member complain about being a Koala Club member.

• 1:49:10Peyton Hardin?

  No, not at all.

• 1:49:11Cameron Kennedy?

  Take that into consideration. Everything else you need is linked in the description below. Our Facebook, Twitch, Instagrams, everything is right there. Leave a like, leave a comment, make sure you subscribe, send this to your favorite person and your worst enemy. We absolutely love y'all, cannot wait to see you next week and Tor is here. Can't wait to meet y'all. We love you.

• 1:49:31Peyton Hardin?

  And remember, 192 Koala Bears, don't make it home to Christmas and we'll see ya next time.

• 1:49:36Cameron Kennedy?

  No, it's, it's, it's, it's ton. It's backwards, it's ton. There's no way y'all got that.

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