Grace O'Malley

Grace O’Malley is loud, Irish, hilarious—and not here to behave. This week on Whiskey Ginger, Andrew Santino sits down with the rising star of stand-up and host of the wildly unfiltered podcast Disgraceful with Grace O’Malley. They talk about growing up Irish, bombing on stage, thriving on TikTok, and why being “too much” is exactly the point. If you love smart, raw, and rowdy, this episode is your jam. Hit subscribe for new episodes every Friday! Full episodes and clips here: https://www.youtube.com/@AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger 🎧 Also on Apple, Spotify, and all podcast apps Follow Andrew Santino:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Follow Grace O'Malley:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/graceomalleyTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@graceomalley #WhiskeyGinger #GraceOMalley #ComedyPodcast #IrishComedy #AndrewSantino #PirateQueen #StandUpComedy #PodcastInterview ====================================== Sponsor Whiskey Ginger: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/whiskeyginger SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS HELIX SPECIAL OFFER: GET 27% OFF STATEWIDE! https://helixsleep.com/whiskey CREMO NEW LINE OF DEODORANT & ANTIPERSPIRANT AVAILABLE AT TARGET OR https://target.com MANDO $5 OFF YOUR ORDER WITH PROMO CODE: WHISKEY https://shopmando.com SQUARESPACE GET 10% OFF YOUR ORDER https://squarespace.com/whiskey ======================================= Follow Andrew Santino: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino/ https://twitter.com/CheetoSantino Follow Whiskey Ginger: https://www.instagram.com/whiskeygingerpodcast https://twitter.com/whiskeygingerpodcast Produced and edited by Joe Faria https://www.instagram.com/itsjoefaria Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:56Andrew Santino?

  What up, Whiskey Ginger fans? Welcome back to the show. First time you're on the show, welcome to the show. Welcome to the show. If you're listening to the show this week, it means you missed me last night. I was in Edmonton and Winnipeg. You missed it. You probably missed it. No, it's tonight. I'm in Winnipeg tonight. I'm doing two shows. Come on, come out and see your boy. Come on, see your boy, Canada. Go to andrewsantino.com. Tickets are probably still available. I don't even know. I haven't looked. Who cares? Last night I did Edmonton. Had a blast. Go to andrewsantino.com for those tickets. If you want to see me and Bobby Lee do two more shows before we end the year, we're going to do them July 18 and 19. We'll be in London and Dublin. Go to badfriendspod.com for those tickets. That's enough out of me. Let's go to the show.

• 1:35Speaker 03

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• 2:03Speaker 04

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey. Who are that creature in the ginger beard? It's dirty and ginger. Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Gingers are beautiful.

• 2:18Andrew Santino?

  ...$75 for the horse. Ginger, oh hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger. I like gingers.

• 2:28Andrew Santino?

  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Whiskey Ginger. My guest today is one of my favorite people and others. So therefore, my guest, what I mean once again today is Grace O'Malley.

• 2:36Speaker 05

  Thank you so much for having me.

• 2:37Andrew Santino?

  Grace, Grace O'Malley. From the hills of Tilly, it's Grace O'Malley.

• 2:46Speaker 05

  It's beautiful.

• 2:47Andrew Santino?

  Is that nice?

• 2:47Speaker 05

  That's really nice.

• 2:48Andrew Santino?

  Do you know where your family's from in Ireland?

• 2:49Speaker 05

  Um, I'm actually named after the saddest Irish song of all time. It's about him getting blasted in the face. And when he says goodbye to his dear beloved grace one last time.

• 2:58Andrew Santino?

  Whoa.

• 2:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's a real bummer.

• 3:00Andrew Santino?

  I got shot in the face.

• 3:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:02Andrew Santino?

  My beloved grace.

• 3:03Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 3:04Andrew Santino?

  Take me to heaven. Give me an ace. I'll be a joker if you let me poker.

• 3:14Speaker 05

  That's good, man. That's good.

• 3:17Andrew Santino?

  Uh, thank you, by the way, for coming to the show. I did Disgraceful the other day, your wonderful podcast. We have a lot of mutual friends in common. You, of course, open sometimes for, uh, Whitney Cummings, who I think is, um, yuck. So let's talk about something better.

• 3:32Speaker 05

  I can't sit on that. I have to. I have to say something nice. Come on.

• 3:35Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead. Go ahead.

• 3:35Speaker 05

  I love her and I adore her and she gave me everything I have.

• 3:38Andrew Santino?

  I love her too. She's a piece of shit. So you brought me two whiskeys. You brought me a big bottle of peanut butter whiskey. And then you also brought, because we're gonna have a little sip sap. You also brought Jack Daniels Winter Jack Tennessee Cider. Now let me tell you something. Now let me tell you something.

• 3:53Speaker 05

  It's in season.

• 3:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 3:56Speaker 05

  It's May.

• 3:57Andrew Santino?

  This was on sale, sale, wasn't it?

• 3:58Speaker 05

  No, I was just trying to get something with flavor.

• 4:01Andrew Santino?

  Tennessee cider. Well, I'm gonna make you try a really good whiskey. Just a little sip of good whiskey and then we'll try this bullshit. How about that?

• 4:07Speaker 05

  I can't believe I brought the Jack shit.

• 4:08Andrew Santino?

  And I'm not taking, I'm not taking a shot at Jack. I'm just saying Tennessee cider, I've never even, I've never heard of. This is Old Fitzgerald. We can have a little something of this. This is probably as old as you are.

• 4:18Speaker 05

  I'm also a Fitzgerald.

• 4:20Andrew Santino?

  Are you really?

• 4:20Speaker 05

  My grandmother's last name.

• 4:21Andrew Santino?

  Well, lift up your glass.

• 4:22Speaker 05

  There we go.

• 4:23Andrew Santino?

  And let me pour just a little something, nice and easy. I just want you to taste it, just a little sniffer. And then you have to pour a little bit for me. It's illegal for me to pour my own. So just pour me a little snifter, just like that.

• 4:35Speaker 05

  There you go.

• 4:35Andrew Santino?

  That's good. That's fine. Just a little something. And let's cheers.

• 4:38Speaker 05

  Cheers.

• 4:39Andrew Santino?

  Look me in the eyes.

• 4:39Speaker 05

  All right.

• 4:40Andrew Santino?

  And wish me good luck.

• 4:41Speaker 05

  Good luck.

• 4:41Andrew Santino?

  Thank you. You too.

• 4:42Speaker 05

  Best of luck.

• 4:42Andrew Santino?

  Best of luck. Let's see.

• 4:47Andrew Santino?

  Hmm, that's good.

• 4:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's the good stuff. I love it. You like it? It's really good.

• 4:53Andrew Santino?

  You know, the trick to get it to not hurt your throat is cupping the balls. No, if you want it to not hurt your throat, the trick is, um, hold it in your mouth. It actually opens up the, the, your tongue, the taste buds on your tongue. So, hold it in your mouth for like three, four seconds and then swallow. So, put it in your mouth, hold it on your tongue, let it sit.

• 5:13Speaker 06

  You want it to mix with your saliva.

• 5:14Andrew Santino?

  That's right. So, let your taste buds open, let it mix, and it's easier to swallow then.

• 5:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:21Speaker 05

  That was, that was a great trick. Thank you so much.

• 5:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you got it. Didn't work at all?

• 5:27Speaker 05

  No, it's delicious. It's great stuff.

• 5:28Andrew Santino?

  It's fine. It's alright. It's good for the soul.

• 5:31Speaker 05

  It's funny, because I am Irish and everyone will give me whiskey shots because, you know, you're Irish. And then I go to take it and I...

• 5:37Andrew Santino?

  You don't like it?

• 5:38Speaker 05

  It comes back up.

• 5:39Andrew Santino?

  Have you thrown up on stage?

• 5:41Speaker 05

  Um, my Boston shows at the very tail ends, we did, we did shots that the, uh, the club brought out shots. And I had to go, "Excuse me." I went into a cup, yeah. Real quick. And then I was like, "I'm back."

• 5:56Andrew Santino?

  It's been a long time since I've yacked. Buddy of mine yacked at my house this past weekend. Not gonna say who.

• 6:01Speaker 05

  You make him clean it up?

• 6:02Andrew Santino?

  He knows who he is. No, he had, he was having a tough, he was having a tough time.

• 6:06Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah.

• 6:08Andrew Santino?

  I showed him some love. I don't think he was having a good night. I think it was too many mixes and he didn't eat dinner.

• 6:11Speaker 05

  That's always tough when, uh, like, they're really going through it and then they start throwing up. You know, it's like, they've been really hitting it.

• 6:17Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 6:17Speaker 05

  Without you before they got there.

• 6:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. One time in college, I lost my wallet and then I drank because I lost my wallet. And I was upset because it had like a lot of cash. I think I'd just gotten tipped out when I was serving. And so, I had all my tip out cash and I lost all my tip out cash in my wallet. And so...

• 6:34Speaker 05

  Worst thing that happened to you in college is you lost your wallet? That's pretty good.

• 6:37Andrew Santino?

  That was one of the bad things. Well...

• 6:41Andrew Santino?

  You know, I guess catching syphilis was, that was a little tougher. That was harder to deal with.

• 6:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, but that's classic.

• 6:46Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 6:47Speaker 05

  That's college, baby.

• 6:48Andrew Santino?

  That's old school dude. That's ASU's finest.

• 6:49Speaker 05

  That's the longest going STD.

• 6:51Andrew Santino?

  People, oh, yeah, and it's never gonna stop, by the way. And you guys, please go get checked, click on this link right here below to go get checked out in your local area. You ever see those billboards in town for like STD clinics? That's like, have you ever seen those?

• 7:02Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. They really catch your eye.

• 7:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're sad and gross and weird.

• 7:05Speaker 05

  We keep almost getting into car accidents looking at all these billboards.

• 7:08Andrew Santino?

  Do you?

• 7:08Speaker 05

  They got me.

• 7:09Andrew Santino?

  Whose car is that?

• 7:10Speaker 05

  Uh, the rental.

• 7:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's a rental?

• 7:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:12Andrew Santino?

  It's a nice rental, though.

• 7:13Speaker 05

  And my sister has to drive it, because I don't have a license.

• 7:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you, at all?

• 7:16Speaker 05

  It really helps for the alcoholism.

• 7:18Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 7:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:19Andrew Santino?

  What, your license is suspended?

• 7:21Speaker 05

  I just, I didn't renew it in 2020, and now it's like a pain in the ass to go try to get my ID in New York.

• 7:25Andrew Santino?

  It was five years ago.

• 7:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, I know. It's been, it's been...

• 7:28Andrew Santino?

  That's such a long time.

• 7:30Speaker 05

  It's a long time.

• 7:31Andrew Santino?

  That's not like, oh, yeah, it's a little past due. That's forever.

• 7:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, I just got my permit.

• 7:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, good for you. Well, Dad will take you out and drive it. I'll take you out and...

• 7:38Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 7:39Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, stay, stay inside the line. Can you drive at all? Are you good at driving?

• 7:42Speaker 05

  I'm a good, I'm a great driver.

• 7:43Andrew Santino?

  Can you parallel?

• 7:44Speaker 05

  I can parallel like a motherfucker, yeah.

• 7:45Andrew Santino?

  Can you?

• 7:46Speaker 05

  I got it.

• 7:46Andrew Santino?

  I might take you outside to see it. Yeah.

• 7:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 7:48Andrew Santino?

  I got an SUV out there. We'll see how you do with that.

• 7:50Speaker 05

  Ooh, yeah, see, that's a little different.

• 7:51Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there's curb rash. There's curb rash on our future. Whenever I see a nice car with a lot of curb rash all over the fucking wheels, I'm always like, that's a chick's car, there's no doubt. My wife says that. She's like, I feel the curb with the tire. I'm like, don't do that.

• 8:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, no, it's like a lineup.

• 8:04Andrew Santino?

  No, it's not.

• 8:05Speaker 05

  It aligns. It's nice.

• 8:06Andrew Santino?

  Oh, what is with you guys?

• 8:07Speaker 05

  Fuck your tires.

• 8:08Andrew Santino?

  No, dude. I'm gonna get her those curb scrapers from the 70s. I don't know if you've ever seen those, but they would scrape, so they would know, they would hear the metal go, "chrrrrrr," so they knew they were close enough.

• 8:17Speaker 05

  Jesus Christ.

• 8:18Andrew Santino?

  No, five years is way too long, Grace, to not have a license.

• 8:21Speaker 05

  Yeah, but I live in New York, so I don't have to drive.

• 8:23Andrew Santino?

  I know, but don't you still have to have an ID?

• 8:25Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I use my passport. You should see that thing.

• 8:28Andrew Santino?

  That's, that's actually smart. You need to use your passport when you travel anyway now.

• 8:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 8:31Andrew Santino?

  May 5th, today!

• 8:32Speaker 06

  No, but real ID. Everybody has real ID.

• 8:34Andrew Santino?

  No, I don't have real because mine's not up for renewal yet.

• 8:36Speaker 05

  I don't have ID besides passport.

• 8:38Andrew Santino?

  And real ID is California. They don't have that everywhere.

• 8:41Speaker 06

  You bring your passport to bars?

• 8:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, you see, I'll show you.

• 8:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, let me see your passport.

• 8:45Speaker 05

  It's beaten and battered.

• 8:47Andrew Santino?

  I think bringing a passport to a bar is kind of a move, it's kind of a flex. They think you're foreign. Oh wait, let me see, the front is still old? By the way, I know it's an old one because it's soft.

• 8:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's classic.

• 8:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, the new ones have a, they have a hard, it's a hard plastic piece in them.

• 8:59Speaker 05

  Everyone keeps telling me I need to get that one.

• 9:00Andrew Santino?

  This is beautiful. But this is going to expire, and I'm guessing 2026.

• 9:05Speaker 05

  You could be right.

• 9:06Andrew Santino?

  This expires 2027.

• 9:08Speaker 05

  Oh, okay, alright, got one more.

• 9:09Andrew Santino?

  Grace Catherine O'Malley.

• 9:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's me.

• 9:11Andrew Santino?

  From the hills of Ireland.

• 9:14Speaker 05

  So inbred, dude.

• 9:15Andrew Santino?

  He's way more Irish. His name's Mccone Corkery.

• 9:18Speaker 05

  Jesus.

• 9:19Andrew Santino?

  Mccone Corkery!

• 9:20Speaker 05

  From Cork?

• 9:22Speaker 06

  More than likely, yeah.

• 9:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, wherever trash bag turds are from, that's where he's from. Wherever losers are from, that's where he's from. That's actually a move, that's a smart move. Bring your passport, it's undeniable. You can't go to a bar and they can't deny, they can't go, this is fake, like, it's not.

• 9:36Speaker 05

  No, you can't deny the government.

• 9:39Andrew Santino?

  Can't deny the government.

• 9:39Speaker 05

  You can deny the state, but the government, no way.

• 9:42Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, deny the state is right.

• 9:43Speaker 05

  And, you lose that, people will always send it back.

• 9:46Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 9:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's awesome.

• 9:48Andrew Santino?

  Because they know it's important.

• 9:48Speaker 05

  They know it's important. A license, not so much. Passport, I get it back every time.

• 9:52Andrew Santino?

  Yeah?

• 9:52Speaker 05

  It's awesome.

• 9:53Andrew Santino?

  That's actually true. And how many times have you lost it at a bar?

• 9:55Speaker 05

  Like, about five.

• 9:56Andrew Santino?

  Five or six, as long as you haven't had a license.

• 9:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 9:58Andrew Santino?

  Every year, you lose it for anniversary.

• 10:00Speaker 05

  I got my purse stolen, but I think who stole the purse was like, "Oh, they probably need the passport." And hit me up, and was like, "I have your passport." And he gave it back. I couldn't believe it.

• 10:10Andrew Santino?

  They stole a purse, gave you back your items.

• 10:12Speaker 05

  That's what I believe to be true, yeah.

• 10:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 10:15Speaker 05

  Yeah, good guys.

• 10:16Andrew Santino?

  Good guys! I found a guy's wallet, I returned it, but he made it out to be a pain in the ass. Because I found a guy's wallet, then I found his license, then I looked, you know, to go mail him this, then I, and I thought, "Oh, I can't just put this in the regular mail."

• 10:32Speaker 05

  No.

• 10:33Andrew Santino?

  I had to go to FedEx or UPS. So I made a whole fucking thing for this, and I thought, I put a note in there, you know, saying, "Found your wallet, dah dah dah dah." My phone number, my shit.

• 10:43Speaker 05

  You take the cash?

• 10:44Andrew Santino?

  I didn't.

• 10:45Speaker 05

  You find a wallet, you can take the cash.

• 10:46Andrew Santino?

  That is usually the case, but I didn't. I was, life at this point was fortunate, where I was like, "I'm not gonna steal this guy's 86 bucks," or whatever.

• 10:52Speaker 05

  And then it's a hassle.

• 10:53Andrew Santino?

  He was 87, by the way. Finder's feet. But I put it in there, I put a note, I put my phone number and everything, you know? And then he called me, almost like out of frustration. Like when he called me, he was a little fucking rude. He was like, "Oh yeah, thanks, but I already got all these cards like reissued and everything." And I was like, "Hey man, fuck you." Like I really wa- I was like the rudest-

• 11:11Speaker 05

  "Oh, you don't even bother telling me that."

• 11:13Andrew Santino?

  I wanted to kill him. Well, I have his address. I can still go fuck him up.

• 11:15Speaker 05

  He's eighty-seven or he had eighty-seven dollars cash?

• 11:17Andrew Santino?

  Eighty-seven bucks. It was honestly, it was eighty-something. I remember a cup, three twenties, so it was eighty-something in there. But what a fuckhead. He, he was like, "No, I already got all these, um..." He was like, "Thanks, but that."

• 11:27Speaker 05

  Fuck off.

• 11:27Andrew Santino?

  "But I already got all these cards reissued and but, yeah, but so thanks." I was like, "Alright, man. Well, I hope you die today."

• 11:34Speaker 05

  Dude, one time I found a wallet when I was a kid on the side of the road and we went to the house and delivered it back to the person. We were like, "I'm gonna get a little cash for this." Yeah, we were like thirteen years old. And they're like, "Thank you." Shut the door in our face. We're like, "Fuck." That was awesome.

• 11:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, now you should go back and rob him. If you see anything in the house that you like, go back and rob him.

• 11:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, that's true.

• 11:51Andrew Santino?

  The guy that did my home inspection, when I first bought a house out here, we got this guy, and um, he does the inspection and he crawls underneath the crawl space on the house and I was like, "Oh dude, what kind of shit do you find under there?" And he's like, just the, he's like, "Dead animals usually." He's like, "Or with elderly, they'll put like their animals under there." So like if a dog dies, they put it under the house.

• 12:12Speaker 05

  Oh shit.

• 12:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's like, "It's crazy." He's like, "That happens a lot to old people." But he goes, "I was doing this house in Bel Air, and it was really contentious. Like the daughter and the sons, or the daughters and the sons, it was three kids, and they kinda like didn't get along. They didn't like each other, whatever, whatever. So their mom da- dies, they're selling this house, and uh, she lived there alone for a long time. And they're like, "We don't give a fuck. We just sell the house." We, we, they were ready to do it off-market without even like assessing it. They were like, "Just get rid of it." So this guy, he does the home inspections. He looks underneath the house and he sees a bowling bag, like an old, what looks like an old travel bag from like the seventies. And it's thick and he's thinking-

• 12:49Speaker 05

  Cash.

• 12:49Andrew Santino?

  No, he's thinking the other thing. He's like, "Oh my god, there's like something in there." Yeah, dead thing, something dead.

• 12:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 12:55Andrew Santino?

  So he calls, he calls someone at the company, you know, and he's like, I'm just letting you know, there's, there's items under the home, it looks like bags and they've found suitcase, they tell them suitcases sometimes have body parts in them and stuff in them. So he calls, he opens it up. It's not just cash, it's jewelry, it's diamonds, it's family, it's family.

• 13:10Speaker 05

  Never call it in.

• 13:11Andrew Santino?

  I know.

• 13:12Speaker 05

  Never call it in.

• 13:12Andrew Santino?

  That's what I said, don't call it in.

• 13:13Speaker 05

  Never call it in.

• 13:14Andrew Santino?

  He called it in like an idiot. So then they have to alert the homeowner and it's these young kids, they're in their late 30s, early 40s, you know, and uh, they come and they get all this stuff and it's just suitcases filled with stuff. Jewelry, necklaces, earrings, gold, uh, money, uh, and then it's like, bonds and it's stamps and coins, like she collected shit, tons and tons of stuff.

• 13:36Speaker 05

  Jesus Christ.

• 13:37Andrew Santino?

  And I said, how mu- how much did you think it was? He's like, we didn't get to see, but I, I guessed it was in the couple hundred thousands range, you know?

• 13:43Speaker 05

  Not only did he not get to keep it, he didn't even get to see.

• 13:45Andrew Santino?

  And he didn't get to finish it.

• 13:46Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 13:46Andrew Santino?

  Well, here's where it gets real fucked. So, there's a shitload of money in there, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, right? Could have been in the millions, but probably in the hundred thousands of dollars. Weeks go by, he gets a, or maybe months, and he gets a letter from the, one of the kids in the house, right? And he's thinking, oh, I'm gonna get a little, little something, something, and it's a hundred dollar bill wrapped up in a note thanking him, a hundred fucking dollars? Hun- I would have mailed, I said, I would have returned to sender, I'd have been like, nah, fuck you, fuck you, a hundred dollars? I was like, dude, and he goes, well, you know, and he's a really sweet guy, he goes, well, what do you think is an appropriate amount? I go, dude, if I find hundreds of thousands of dollars because of you, otherwise I wouldn't have found it.

• 14:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:28Andrew Santino?

  I gotta give you at least 10 grand, I gotta give you 10 grand. 10 grand is like a tip of the hat, you could give them more if you, if you were really generous.

• 14:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 14:35Andrew Santino?

  By the way, they owned a house in Bel Air, they were doing just fine.

• 14:37Speaker 05

  And they were selling it.

• 14:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they were making money.

• 14:39Speaker 05

  They didn't even care about it.

• 14:40Andrew Santino?

  Give them the 10 fucking K or whatever, but 10 K min, 10 K minimum.

• 14:45Speaker 05

  What's a hundred dollars to a hundred thousand dollars?

• 14:47Andrew Santino?

  It's bullshit, no, that's, that's what I mean, it's more insulting to give, if they just wrote a note thanking him would be more, that would be more appropriate and genuine than a hundred, hundreds like this.

• 14:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's like, oh, thanks pal, you fucking piece of shit.

• 14:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 14:59Speaker 05

  Thanks for calling that one in, you fucking idiot.

• 15:02Andrew Santino?

  Go catch the bus, moron.

• 15:04Speaker 05

  Dude, I used to-

• 15:05Andrew Santino?

  A hundred bucks is rude.

• 15:05Speaker 05

  I used to go under the houses with my dad. He was a plumber, too.

• 15:08Andrew Santino?

  Oh, really?

• 15:09Speaker 05

  And, uh-

• 15:09Andrew Santino?

  Did you find anything fun?

• 15:10Speaker 05

  No, it was just, it was just always like spiders and shit, but I'd have to hold the flashlight. Like, if it was like a family friend-

• 15:16Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:16Speaker 05

  I'm under the house, holding the flashlight. He's screaming at me.

• 15:19Andrew Santino?

  "She's coming in here, Grace!"

• 15:20Speaker 05

  I'm like, "Dude, I'm, I'm, I'm trying to help you out." He's like, "You're not doing anything right!" I'm like, "Fuck, dude, get a headlamp." I'm like, "I'm your personal headlamp."

• 15:27Andrew Santino?

  He's like, "You are my headlamp." "That's why I birthed you, idiot."

• 15:31Speaker 05

  "You're the son I never had, kid."

• 15:32Andrew Santino?

  Wait, how many? Is it just you and your sister out there?

• 15:34Speaker 05

  And then we have two more.

• 15:36Andrew Santino?

  Girls?

• 15:36Speaker 05

  Girls, all girls.

• 15:37Andrew Santino?

  What a nightmare. This poor bastard. No wonder he's miserable.

• 15:39Speaker 05

  I hate when people say that, "A poor bastard."

• 15:41Andrew Santino?

  Poor bastard.

• 15:41Speaker 05

  "That bastard deserves it."

• 15:42Andrew Santino?

  No, he didn't get one, dude?

• 15:44Speaker 05

  He got me. That's like the best he's gonna do.

• 15:46Andrew Santino?

  You're the boy of all the girls? Alright, so I'm gonna open up your Jack Daniels, and I wasn't taking a shot at this.

• 15:51Speaker 05

  I'm so sorry.

• 15:51Andrew Santino?

  But I've never had this, Tennessee Cider.

• 15:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:54Andrew Santino?

  And I do wanna taste it. Honestly, Jack, not shitting on Jack, I do like Jack. Jack has, uh, some reserve stuff that's very, very good. Jack Original is a lot of people's go-to favorite.

• 16:07Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:07Andrew Santino?

  Um, uh, but this winter, Jack, I've never heard of, never seen, and I do think you got this from a bodega in Koreatown?

• 16:14Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 16:14Andrew Santino?

  So, we're gonna try it.

• 16:15Speaker 05

  Yeah. I, um-

• 16:17Andrew Santino?

  This, by the way, this has been, this has been on the shelf since, since November.

• 16:21Speaker 05

  Looking back, I could've, uh, not went to two liquor stores and got, yeah, that's tough.

• 16:24Andrew Santino?

  You see that?

• 16:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's some residue there for listeners at home.

• 16:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's been sitting for years.

• 16:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 16:30Andrew Santino?

  Well, you know what that really is? That's sugar, right? That's sugar that's peeled up the way, and look at what it, yeah. But, but, um-

• 16:36Speaker 05

  What I could've done was, um, not go to two liquor stores and get two balls. I could've got, like, you a really nice one, is what I'm realizing right now.

• 16:41Andrew Santino?

  One really nice one, yeah, would've been a nice move. And that's okay. Honestly, I'd rather this.

• 16:45Speaker 05

  Begin his mistake.

• 16:45Andrew Santino?

  Sip that out of the way, get that out of the way, and then I want you to have a little sip of this. You tell me how terrible this is, and then I'll, then I'll sip it. Come here.

• 16:52Speaker 05

  I smoothed it good.

• 16:56Andrew Santino?

  Alright, that's Tennessee cider.

• 16:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's, it's looking-

• 16:58Andrew Santino?

  Let's have a taste at first.

• 16:59Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm so glad. Thank you.

• 17:01Andrew Santino?

  Let's see if you die.

• 17:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, right away.

• 17:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's a rite of passage. Go for it.

• 17:06Speaker 03

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• 17:35Speaker 05

  That's delicious.

• 17:36Andrew Santino?

  Is it good?

• 17:36Speaker 05

  That's that shit I can get behind, yeah.

• 17:37Andrew Santino?

  No way.

• 17:38Speaker 05

  I can drink that all day.

• 17:39Andrew Santino?

  Pour me a, pour me a touch of it. Pour me just a touch. I'm embar- That's good, that's good. God, it smells like shit.

• 17:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, dude, I'm, I'm-

• 17:51Andrew Santino?

  Alright.

• 17:52Speaker 05

  I love that.

• 17:53Andrew Santino?

  You like this?

• 17:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, I like that. I can drink that.

• 17:54Andrew Santino?

  This is your go-to?

• 17:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's not my go- I don't drink whiskey.

• 17:57Andrew Santino?

  I know, but if you're gonna drink whiskey, you want something like this.

• 17:59Speaker 05

  I could do, yeah, like, sweet. I'm like a pussy.

• 18:02Andrew Santino?

  This is so sweet.

• 18:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:03Andrew Santino?

  Whiskey already tastes quite sweet.

• 18:05Speaker 05

  Chug.

• 18:05Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna let you take this home, for sure.

• 18:07Speaker 05

  Oh, thanks so much, man.

• 18:08Andrew Santino?

  Honestly, dude, this is just-

• 18:09Speaker 05

  You don't even wanna have it on the shelf.

• 18:11Andrew Santino?

  No, no, it doesn't belong up there, that's crazy. That's fucking crazy. No, we talked yesterday a little bit, what your, your go-to, uh, your beer, you like beer.

• 18:18Speaker 05

  I like beer, yeah. Or, or cider, that's kinda why I got that, selfishly.

• 18:22Andrew Santino?

  The first time I ever had cider, like cider beer-

• 18:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 18:25Andrew Santino?

  Not, this is cider as in, like, uh, winter cider.

• 18:29Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 18:29Andrew Santino?

  The first time I had cider beer, I was in London. You ever had cider beer? Like, Strongbow?

• 18:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, Strongbow. Uh, they got, uh, Citizens in Ireland.

• 18:36Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Citizen, that's right, that's exactly right.

• 18:38Speaker 05

  It's good stuff.

• 18:39Andrew Santino?

  Uh, I had Strongbow, I had just- I had, look at all the whiskey that come, look at that, the, the sugar on the top of the fucking- Rub it in there, baby. That's like a real, like a real Irish lad. Yeah, nice and sticky. Nice and sticky. I'm gonna let you finish mine, by the way.

• 18:52Speaker 05

  Thank you so much. Yeah, I'll put that down, thanks.

• 18:55Andrew Santino?

  Absolutely disgusting.

• 18:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, maybe wash the cup out, it's that bad.

• 18:58Andrew Santino?

  Oh my god, let me give you something else, just to like, get real flavor in there.

• 19:00Speaker 05

  Damn. So, these are like, expensive?

• 19:03Andrew Santino?

  Old Fitz is quite expensive, the Blantons is pretty, pretty legit. Uh, Hardin's Creek is quite good as well. Um, this is just a pig that pours out of its mouth.

• 19:11Speaker 05

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 19:12Andrew Santino?

  It's just a fun little topper, that's my buddies gave me that. But, um, the first time I had cider beer, I was going to London, and, uh- And I, I had just gotten off the flight, I'd never been before, and I put my shit down in my, um, uh, hostel. And I did what they say don't do, don't lay down, and I laid down and I just.

• 19:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:32Andrew Santino?

  And I was out. Then I woke up at twelve thirty, about twelve thirty one in the morning. And I was zipping wide awake. And so I was like, fuck it, I'll just go down to this pub. So I got down to this pub.

• 19:41Speaker 05

  You by yourself?

• 19:42Andrew Santino?

  Totally, by myself. I was going to college out there and I was there two days early, just to like feel out the town.

• 19:47Speaker 05

  Oh, no shit.

• 19:47Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and so I, I was like, okay, I'll feel it out. So I go to this pub by myself, and, uh, I'll never forget, I walked in, and this is also twenty years ago.

• 19:58Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 19:58Andrew Santino?

  Time, you know, so I didn't, cider beer had not been a thing, we didn't know, people in the States had never heard of it.

• 20:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, I mean, it was really just beer.

• 20:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it was just beer.

• 20:05Speaker 05

  And then Mike's Hard, if you wanted to be a kid.

• 20:07Andrew Santino?

  At the most, yeah. And so I went in there and I said, um, I'll take a beer, and he's like, what kind? I'm like, I, I, I, you know, I don't really know, like, what's, I don't know any of these names, right? And he said, uh, he's like, oh, you ought to have a, you ought to have a, uh, a snakebite. That's what he called it. Which was Strongbow and some, look up what a snakebite is in Britain.

• 20:25Speaker 05

  Uh, whiskey?

• 20:26Andrew Santino?

  Strongbow, no, no, no, it's, it's two beers. It's, it's almost like a black and tan, you know what a black and tan is? But a snakebite was Strongbow, cider, and what else?

• 20:33Speaker 06

  Just cider and lager.

• 20:35Andrew Santino?

  Lager, a lager, just a regular lager, like a, like a, like a Smithex or something like that. So he goes, oh, you ought to have a snakebite. And I thought, oh, all right, but I don't, fine. So I had one, and I was like, wow! This is fucking amazing. And he's like, oh, yeah, you want another one? I was like, yeah! And I had like four of these, and I was fucking sloshed.

• 20:52Speaker 05

  Really?

• 20:53Andrew Santino?

  Well, cider beer has a fuckload more alcohol than a regular beer.

• 20:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, that's true.

• 20:57Andrew Santino?

  Like cider is like triple the, the alcohol content. I'm not thinking straight, and I'm also off a plane, so I don't, you know, what is it? It's gotta be like eleven percent. And, uh, I have four of these and I'm cooked. And I was like enjoying the night.

• 21:09Speaker 05

  You shooting the shit with everyone at the bar?

• 21:10Andrew Santino?

  I'm talking to everybody, yeah. What is it? How much is it? Did you look it up?

• 21:13Speaker 06

  Uh, about ten percent.

• 21:15Andrew Santino?

  Ten percent is a shitload. I mean, you know, like a Bud Light's what?

• 21:19Speaker 05

  Like four point five.

• 21:20Andrew Santino?

  Four, three, yeah. Yeah, it's a lot, yeah, so you're fucking cooking. And I, as I'm leaving the bar, they're like closing it down, I'm having a great night, and this is why Strongbow has a place in my heart forever. I'm hanging around and they're kind of sweeping up all the bullshit off the floor and the lights come on. And there is one, a 100 pound note on the floor.

• 21:38Speaker 05

  No shit.

• 21:39Andrew Santino?

  A hundred pound bill. And I fucking bent down and looked at the guy sweeping and he kind of shrugged his shoulders and I grabbed it. And he was like this, like a, you know, like, like a chimney sweep.

• 21:48Speaker 05

  A tip of the hat.

• 21:51Speaker 05

  Here you go.

• 21:51Andrew Santino?

  Good on you, laddie.

• 21:52Speaker 05

  Have a nice semester abroad.

• 21:54Andrew Santino?

  And I fucking grabbed it and I was like, dude, this is, this is gonna make the rest of this journey the best. And then the next night I got arrested. But, but outside of that.

• 22:04Speaker 05

  What for? Public intoxication?

• 22:06Andrew Santino?

  No, this was soliciting, soliciting for prostitution.

• 22:10Speaker 05

  Oh, okay. Were you being really loud about it?

• 22:12Andrew Santino?

  No, no, I was hooking. I was looking for, I was out there hooking. I was looking to pay for the books.

• 22:16Speaker 05

  Just balls out?

• 22:17Andrew Santino?

  Uh, ass out. Balls closed, ass out. Ass is chaps, yeah. Just bent over, open, wide open.

• 22:22Speaker 05

  Was this Amsterdam? Where was this?

• 22:23Andrew Santino?

  Brighton.

• 22:24Speaker 05

  Oh, okay, yeah.

• 22:25Andrew Santino?

  Brighton is a, a seafront town in, in England and every time I went to London, uh, it was known as like a, it's a gay, it's a gay town.

• 22:32Speaker 05

  Oh, that's why you enjoyed yourself so much.

• 22:33Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right. And I went down there and they go, are you gay? Are you a homo? And I was like, what? What the fuck? No, I'm not. I'm going to school.

• 22:40Speaker 05

  For what do you think?

• 22:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 22:41Speaker 05

  That I would ever...

• 22:42Andrew Santino?

  Me? Gay? Taking anal beads out. Not me.

• 22:46Speaker 05

  I didn't get this hundred dollars for nothing.

• 22:47Andrew Santino?

  That's right, baby. I had to earn it the old fashioned way.

• 22:52Speaker 04

  In here, we pour whiskey.

• 22:55Andrew Santino?

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• 23:39Andrew Santino?

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• 24:20Andrew Santino?

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• 25:05Andrew Santino?

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• 25:51Andrew Santino?

  They offer a wide range of other grooming products for men. Shaving cream, beard oil, shampoo, shampoo. So you can find your favorite scent and buy the whole body care line. I love, actually, the beard oil is great. It's underrated. Beard oil is underrated. You start oiling your beard, dudes. And how do you get this? How do you get this beautiful Cremo stuff? I want to smell good, want to feel good, Andrew. You gotta head to Target or Target.com to find Cremo's new line of antiperspirants and deodorants in the Italian Bergamot and Palo Santo scents. Once again, that's Target or Target.com. Ginger. I like gingers. I loved it down there, by the way. Have you been to London?

• 26:26Speaker 05

  I've been to London, yeah.

• 26:27Andrew Santino?

  It's fun.

• 26:28Speaker 05

  It was good. It was good stuff. I, um, my aunt, she was a, she would work for the airline. So when we turned 13, we got to pick wherever we wanted to go.

• 26:36Andrew Santino?

  Free pa, free family passes?

• 26:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:37Andrew Santino?

  What'd she work for?

• 26:38Speaker 05

  Uh, she worked for United.

• 26:40Andrew Santino?

  United?

• 26:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:41Andrew Santino?

  The way we fly or whatever the fuck it, what was the slogan? What it used to be? The way we like to fly? No, whatever.

• 26:46Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 26:46Andrew Santino?

  Before your time.

• 26:47Speaker 05

  She's racist, though. We don't talk to her anymore, yeah.

• 26:49Andrew Santino?

  We like her.

• 26:50Speaker 05

  She, she would say all the time.

• 26:51Andrew Santino?

  Was she wearing a Burger King crown one time on the internet on a flight?

• 26:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, yeah. She said, "Get them out of here." That's what she said, yeah. Not verbatim, but, you know.

• 26:57Andrew Santino?

  I know what he said, yeah.

• 26:59Speaker 06

  Fly the friendly skies.

• 27:01Andrew Santino?

  Fly the friendly skies.

• 27:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, she's not too friendly. She, she would tell stories, be like, "Yeah, I let this black family go right onto the plane, no problems at all." I'm like, "What?" I'm like, "That's the story?"

• 27:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 27:12Speaker 05

  She's like, "Yeah, it doesn't matter to me if they're black." I'm like, "All right."

• 27:15Andrew Santino?

  Usually I harass them. Usually I give them a hard time.

• 27:18Speaker 05

  Well, they were, they were giving me shade as they do. I was like, "Whoa, all right, come on." She's like a drunk uncle.

• 27:23Andrew Santino?

  Is she drunk on the flights, you think? Did you ever got fucked up?

• 27:25Speaker 05

  No, she was never, she wasn't hot enough to be on the flights.

• 27:28Andrew Santino?

  So funny. That's so funny. They do have to, but nowadays, not really the rule. Now they let anybody do it.

• 27:33Speaker 05

  Just about anybody.

• 27:34Andrew Santino?

  It used to be sexy people. It used to be good-looking gay guys and hot chicks.

• 27:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:39Andrew Santino?

  And now it's, uh,

• 27:39Speaker 05

  Holy, holy, if you will.

• 27:41Andrew Santino?

  Creatures of the night. Yeah. Just pigs with clothes.

• 27:43Speaker 05

  Yeah. You get your asses in my face. This is brutal.

• 27:46Andrew Santino?

  By the way, the, the amount of flight attendants listening to this are like, "That's it. I'm not fans anymore. Fuck you. Fuck you." It used to have some nobility to the job, but now because they get treated like shit, nobody wants to fucking do it anymore. And they're in a bad mood most of the time. But I kiss flight attendants' ass.

• 28:01Speaker 05

  I always will.

• 28:02Andrew Santino?

  I'm always nice to them because I know it's a shit gig, and if you're sweet to them, they're nice to you.

• 28:07Speaker 05

  They're, they're dealing with a lot of fucking assholes. Have you ever had a flight attendant slip you an out?

• 28:11Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah.

• 28:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:12Andrew Santino?

  Multiple times, yeah.

• 28:13Speaker 05

  It's really sweet.

• 28:13Andrew Santino?

  It's nice. Big fan. Good to see you. That kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now tell me, be honest with me. Don't lie.

• 28:19Speaker 05

  What?

• 28:19Andrew Santino?

  Are you flying only in first class now? You're a fancy girl.

• 28:23Speaker 05

  I

• 28:24Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, she is. And you're afraid to admit that to your fans because she wants to come off as a working class, blue collar girl. But make no mistake, ladies and gentlemen at home.

• 28:34Speaker 03

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• 28:48Andrew Santino?

  She's Richie Rich, dude.

• 28:49Speaker 05

  Ah, fuck.

• 28:50Andrew Santino?

  She took a helicopter here from the west side.

• 28:52Speaker 05

  Blade, if you will.

• 28:55Andrew Santino?

  You know, you're taking the first class, don't lie.

• 28:57Speaker 05

  Over three hours, I think it's good for the mental.

• 28:59Andrew Santino?

  It's good for the head.

• 29:00Speaker 05

  I think it's good for the mental.

• 29:01Andrew Santino?

  Sure, spend the money, who cares?

• 29:02Speaker 05

  I, um, I just did, I just had a flight and I, uh, I didn't sleep. I was doing Moon Tower Festival.

• 29:07Andrew Santino?

  Oh, yeah, in Austin.

• 29:07Speaker 05

  And, um, I hadn't slept yet. It was like 5:30 in the morning and I, I see Tim Dillon and he had just canceled on my podcast.

• 29:15Andrew Santino?

  Oh.

• 29:16Speaker 05

  And, uh, we didn't bring it up, we didn't talk about it, but I was like, hey, man. And he was like, hey, how are you? I looked the other way. I was like, no, I'm actually sitting next to you. He goes, we should have chartered a plane.

• 29:24Andrew Santino?

  Oh, my god.

• 29:25Speaker 05

  I was like, oh, fuck.

• 29:26Andrew Santino?

  He would. He would make me feel like shit. For like the same price, that's what he would convince himself.

• 29:32Andrew Santino?

  Now, so you sat next to Big Timmy and he canceled. Has he done the podcast since?

• 29:35Speaker 05

  No, I don't think he will.

• 29:36Andrew Santino?

  Tim.

• 29:37Speaker 05

  It's all good.

• 29:37Andrew Santino?

  Tim, no, it's not.

• 29:38Speaker 05

  It's all good. I have a four-flight walk up in New York. It's, it's not happening. Yeah, I know. It's, yeah.

• 29:45Andrew Santino?

  That is tough.

• 29:45Speaker 05

  I, I think that I'm gonna have a lot of cancellations.

• 29:48Andrew Santino?

  You don't cook at home?

• 29:48Speaker 05

  I'm, uh, trying.

• 29:50Andrew Santino?

  You go out to eat all the time.

• 29:51Speaker 05

  Oh, no, four-four walk up for the studio.

• 29:53Andrew Santino?

  Oh, not for home.

• 29:54Speaker 05

  Not for home.

• 29:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 29:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:55Andrew Santino?

  Fuck that.

• 29:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:56Andrew Santino?

  Four fours isn't bad.

• 29:59Speaker 05

  When you, when you're interviewing comedians, it's like all they talk about for the first 20 minutes.

• 30:02Andrew Santino?

  Dude, I did walk four fours.

• 30:04Speaker 05

  Are you shitting me with those stairs? That's insane. Are you gonna make people walk up to? I already pictured what he was gonna say and then he buzzed himself in, took one look at it, I think, and then turned the other way.

• 30:14Andrew Santino?

  Turned around? Smart man.

• 30:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:16Andrew Santino?

  He knew what he'd be doing.

• 30:16Speaker 05

  I don't blame him, I don't.

• 30:18Andrew Santino?

  No, but you know, but, but honestly, you're right, though. Comics will complain about anything and their life is a cakewalk and they, so you might as well find some shit to bitch about.

• 30:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, as soon as I saw the four-four walk up when we got to the, the, the new studio, I was like, ah, I'm gonna get so much shit. I'm gonna get so much shit.

• 30:32Andrew Santino?

  Give me something to bitch about now. What do you, give me something on your mind that you've been bitching about lately. What's been bothering you?

• 30:37Speaker 05

  I don't really be bitching, really. I, uh.

• 30:39Andrew Santino?

  You're feeling good.

• 30:39Speaker 05

  I, yeah, I always try to have like a positive outlook.

• 30:42Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 30:42Speaker 05

  I try.

• 30:43Andrew Santino?

  Nothing's bothering you, that's amazing.

• 30:44Speaker 05

  Nothing's really bothering me.

• 30:45Andrew Santino?

  I got so many things bothering me right now.

• 30:47Speaker 05

  What you got?

• 30:47Andrew Santino?

  This guy, he fucking pissed me off this morning.

• 30:49Speaker 05

  The people you work with?

• 30:50Andrew Santino?

  Oh yeah dude.

• 30:51Speaker 05

  Oh yeah.

• 30:52Andrew Santino?

  This guy really gets under my fucking skin. No, he's, you know what it is, I'm so, am I, how nice of a boss am I? Can you find a better boss on this fucking earth?

• 30:58Speaker 05

  It's like this.

• 30:59Speaker 06

  He's so nice.

• 31:01Andrew Santino?

  Good girl, good girl.

• 31:02Speaker 05

  I hear the quiver.

• 31:04Andrew Santino?

  I've given this guy literally everything. Go ahead, say the fucking truth. Go ahead, tell the truth, tell your truth.

• 31:09Speaker 06

  He is the best.

• 31:10Andrew Santino?

  That's right, good boy.

• 31:12Speaker 05

  I don't like bearing witness to any of this.

• 31:14Andrew Santino?

  Good boy, back in your cage. People can't see. Back, sit, sit, good boy.

• 31:20Speaker 05

  Oh there he went down.

• 31:22Andrew Santino?

  There, good boy, give him the treat.

• 31:24Speaker 05

  I'm sorry man, I'm sorry he does this to you.

• 31:26Andrew Santino?

  Well you work with your sister, so you can't talk to her that way. You don't boss, you don't get to boss her around like that.

• 31:30Speaker 05

  It's like, kind of like the joy of it all, yeah.

• 31:33Andrew Santino?

  See, I, I feel like there was, there was much camaraderie, I don't think you boss her, I think you're so sweet to her.

• 31:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm trying to show off, I got, I got nothing.

• 31:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's not true, don't even lie. You kidding me, I'm so sweet to this kid, I fucking bring him everywhere, pisses me off.

• 31:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, but he loves that.

• 31:46Andrew Santino?

  He gets to ride on private jets and shit with fucking strangers. Yeah, this idiot, he gets freebies, he gets to do whatever the fuck he wants.

• 31:52Speaker 05

  Is that how you tour it?

• 31:53Andrew Santino?

  No, no, no, we got to take a ride on someone else's jet.

• 31:56Speaker 05

  Okay, gotcha.

• 31:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, no, I don't do that shit.

• 31:58Speaker 05

  Dylan's?

• 31:58Andrew Santino?

  No, yeah, Tim.

• 32:00Speaker 05

  Get out of space!

• 32:02Andrew Santino?

  No, we, no, no, we got it, we got to hop a ride on someone else's, but I thought, I turned to him, I thought, you fucking 26 year old piece of shit. You know, I've never, never had this kind of opportunity. 25, yeah, no, we were turning 26.

• 32:13Speaker 05

  That a boy.

• 32:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're gonna be 26, you little fucker, huh? You scared? You're growing up fast.

• 32:18Speaker 06

  I know, I'm getting old.

• 32:19Speaker 05

  26 is good.

• 32:20Andrew Santino?

  What do you think about 30?

• 32:22Speaker 05

  30, 30 is the new 20.

• 32:23Andrew Santino?

  You're creeping on 30.

• 32:24Speaker 05

  No I'm not.

• 32:25Andrew Santino?

  What do you mean?

• 32:25Speaker 05

  I'm 26.

• 32:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're creeping on 30 kids.

• 32:27Speaker 05

  Nah, 28's creeping on 30, 26 is like, I just.

• 32:30Andrew Santino?

  28, you are 30. 26, you're creeping. Once you pass 25, you go past the 25 mark, you're creeping on 30. And I know you wanna not think that, but it's coming.

• 32:37Speaker 05

  Alright.

• 32:37Andrew Santino?

  Hate to tell you, deep breath, but it's coming.

• 32:39Speaker 05

  Jesus Christ.

• 32:40Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna turn around and be 29 and go, fuck me.

• 32:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, no, I'm not.

• 32:43Andrew Santino?

  What are you gonna do for your 30th birthday?

• 32:44Speaker 05

  Well, you wanna know what I'm doing for my 27th?

• 32:46Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 32:46Speaker 05

  Outta here.

• 32:47Andrew Santino?

  You're, what do you mean, you're killing yourself?

• 32:48Speaker 05

  27 club, why not?

• 32:49Andrew Santino?

  Oh, she said that right, Jesus, she wants to be like Jesus.

• 32:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:52Andrew Santino?

  And Tupac.

• 32:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:53Andrew Santino?

  And Jim Morrison.

• 32:54Speaker 05

  One of the same, all three of us.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 32:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:56Andrew Santino?

  You really are, you have a lot in common. I threw a big bash for my 30th, that was a big deal, and I thought about it for a long time, I wanted to have like a big... Cause birthdays started to lose relevance by 30, a lot of friends stopped giving a shit, and I said, "I want to get everyone together and throw a big fuck off party." So I rented a house.

• 33:13Speaker 05

  Oh no shit.

• 33:14Andrew Santino?

  So everyone could show up to the house.

• 33:16Speaker 05

  Where?

• 33:16Andrew Santino?

  So, in the hills, in the Hollywood hills. So we rented a house off like a... Verbo or one of those websites. Cause I wanted, I wanted everyone to get together and, and you know, I had an apartment. I was like, no one's gonna come to my shitty little apartment.

• 33:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:27Andrew Santino?

  So we rented a nice house and I had tons of people come. And it was, honestly, it was worth it. I, I like, I thought, cause I stopped caring about birthdays. And I was like, I wanna have one fun one.

• 33:37Speaker 05

  Well, here's the thing. Guys can have, girls stop at thirty. Guys have thirty, forty, fifty, sixty, cause the wife's planning it.

• 33:46Andrew Santino?

  But then after sixty, then the women are back. If, if women do seventy and eighty and ninety. Cause it's fun then. Then it's like, I made it. Well, yeah, your husband's dead by then, you're single still.

• 33:55Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 33:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:56Andrew Santino?

  How many, how many times do you think you'd get married?

• 33:59Speaker 05

  I'd probably go for, I don't wanna say a hat trick, but maybe twice.

• 34:03Andrew Santino?

  Twice would be good.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  Yeah, twice would be good.

• 34:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. Hat trick is kinda sexy though.

• 34:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know.

• 34:07Andrew Santino?

  It's kinda tight.

• 34:08Speaker 05

  I think, I think the first one's just a free trial.

• 34:10Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 34:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you had to like, you know, prenup and all that jazz.

• 34:13Andrew Santino?

  You're gonna prenup. You're gonna prenup. Okay, smart.

• 34:15Speaker 05

  I, I, I like having the power to say that.

• 34:17Andrew Santino?

  If a guy approaches you with the prenup, are you pissed off? Or are you like, no, I say prenup, not you.

• 34:22Speaker 05

  No, I think I'm at the point where I, I've, I've yet to have a boyfriend. If I, if I'm locking it in, prenup on me.

• 34:29Andrew Santino?

  On you?

• 34:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:30Andrew Santino?

  You've yet to have a full-time boyfriend?

• 34:31Speaker 05

  Never have I ever.

• 34:33Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 34:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:34Andrew Santino?

  Why?

• 34:34Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 34:35Andrew Santino?

  You don't want relationships though?

• 34:36Speaker 05

  No, it's not true. I just.

• 34:37Andrew Santino?

  Is the commitment kind of a nightmare?

• 34:38Speaker 05

  No, I, I, I would, I would be.

• 34:40Andrew Santino?

  You would?

• 34:41Speaker 05

  Like a little trad wife.

• 34:42Andrew Santino?

  Given the, given.

• 34:43Speaker 05

  I would give everything up.

• 34:44Andrew Santino?

  But the guy's gotta be the right guy.

• 34:47Speaker 05

  No, it's just, it's just not coming my way.

• 34:48Andrew Santino?

  It's not coming your way. Well, it's gonna come your way.

• 34:50Speaker 05

  It's mine.

• 34:50Andrew Santino?

  And by the way, when you say give everything, you're gonna go, your ass out. You're gonna give the ass.

• 34:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, give the ass.

• 34:55Speaker 05

  Yeah, whatever they need, whatever you want.

• 34:56Andrew Santino?

  I gave my wife the ass. I did it. Yeah, she could have it. I told her she could have it.

• 34:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're the bitch.

• 35:01Andrew Santino?

  I'm the giver.

• 35:02Speaker 05

  I'm the giver.

• 35:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I'm the goalie and I just, I left an open net. I said, go ahead, shoot.

• 35:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:07Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what I mean?

• 35:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:08Andrew Santino?

  No, I get what you're saying though. You'd give it all up and that's good. And we're gonna, I told you last when I came over to your house, to your show.

• 35:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 35:14Andrew Santino?

  I said, we're finding you some fucking love.

• 35:17Speaker 05

  Hey, I mean, I gotta stop saying it, cause it makes everyone feel weird. Like, I've never had a boyfriend. Everyone's like, I don't know what to do with that.

• 35:23Andrew Santino?

  Doesn't make me feel weird, uh, cause I'm committed.

• 35:25Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 35:25Andrew Santino?

  To helping a sister out.

• 35:26Speaker 05

  Thank you, brother.

• 35:27Andrew Santino?

  I want this thing to fucking happen. You brought me shit cider, I get you some good dick.

• 35:31Speaker 05

  You give me shit dick too.

• 35:32Andrew Santino?

  I'll give you shit dick. The likelihood is probably gonna be shit dick.

• 35:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's fair.

• 35:35Andrew Santino?

  Well, most guy, most guys are shit dick.

• 35:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 35:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like this guy, shit dick, trash, absolute trash. He really is. It really pisses me off to a degree, I can't even explain. I yelled at him on the phone this morning, didn't I, on the phone? I said, "Leave me the fuck alone." Sometimes he, you know, sometimes people you work with, they don't have your best intentions in mind.

• 35:54Speaker 05

  You think that?

• 35:55Andrew Santino?

  No, they care about themselves. And they have their opinion about something. They don't ask about your feelings, or how you're doing, or what's up with you. It's all about them.

• 36:02Speaker 05

  How you doing?

• 36:03Speaker 06

  He was in a mood.

• 36:04Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, thank you. I'm doing pretty good, thank you so much, yeah. You know what, I'm better that you're here.

• 36:09Speaker 05

  I heard, I heard you were in a mood.

• 36:10Andrew Santino?

  I was, when I saw this fucking idiot's face.

• 36:13Speaker 05

  Is it the mustache?

• 36:14Speaker 06

  It was, it was even before that.

• 36:15Andrew Santino?

  It's before that, it's so many things with him.

• 36:17Speaker 05

  Looking back at old pictures of you, I can't believe you never, you didn't have a beard going on. You're a guy who needs that beard.

• 36:23Andrew Santino?

  Oh wow.

• 36:25Speaker 05

  I think you should have always had this beard.

• 36:27Andrew Santino?

  Now I see why you never had a boyfriend. You mean, mean fucker.

• 36:29Speaker 05

  That's how, you know, that's actually the Boston way of being nice.

• 36:31Andrew Santino?

  It is, no it is. No, I've, you know what, I've always, I've almost always had facial hair. You, you had, you saw a couple photos without, but I almost always did have it.

• 36:38Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 36:39Andrew Santino?

  I covered it up since high school. Most people know me, know me with facial hair, it's rare for, like, the one photo in the tutu, I might have been clean shaven, or I might have been buzzed.

• 36:48Speaker 05

  Or that, uh, that leather, that leather-

• 36:50Andrew Santino?

  Well, that was the same photo shoot.

• 36:51Speaker 05

  That leather little number, yeah, that was-

• 36:52Andrew Santino?

  That was the same photo shoot.

• 36:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:53Andrew Santino?

  So you got two from the same photo shoot?

• 36:56Speaker 05

  Sorry.

• 36:56Andrew Santino?

  That's okay.

• 36:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, I didn't, I didn't-

• 36:58Andrew Santino?

  She brought up some photos of me. Sexy photos.

• 37:01Speaker 05

  I tried to find some leaked, some leaked stuff, but I couldn't find anything.

• 37:04Andrew Santino?

  My feet are on, uh, WikiFeet.

• 37:06Speaker 05

  What's your rating?

• 37:07Andrew Santino?

  Pretty low, I don't think it's good. I don't have nice feet, I have shit feet. Look up my WikiFeet rating, please.

• 37:12Speaker 05

  You know, fun fact, most Irish people, their second toe's bigger than their, than their first. It's longer.

• 37:18Andrew Santino?

  It's gotta be most people.

• 37:19Speaker 05

  Is that true?

• 37:19Andrew Santino?

  Yes, I think it's most people.

• 37:20Speaker 05

  I was just told Irish.

• 37:22Andrew Santino?

  What's my WikiFeet?

• 37:23Speaker 06

  You have five stars.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Out of?

• 37:24Speaker 06

  Gorgeous, out of five. It's a gorgeous feet.

• 37:27Andrew Santino?

  Whoa, really?

• 37:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 37:29Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 37:29Speaker 06

  Andrew Santino's feet-

• 37:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but how many people voted? It's like, six people voted? Yeah, it's only that high because I-

• 37:35Speaker 06

  Take the compliment.

• 37:35Andrew Santino?

  I'll take it.

• 37:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, take the compliment, you sound like a bitch.

• 37:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, I gotta tell you though, I, I guarantee no one's voting for my feet. Go look at Scarlett Johansson's feet, there's probably 8,000 people that have voted today.

• 37:44Speaker 06

  There's a lot of pictures of you.

• 37:46Speaker 05

  There is?

• 37:46Speaker 06

  There's a lot of pictures of you.

• 37:48Andrew Santino?

  Of my feet, really?

• 37:49Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 37:49Speaker 05

  I think it would be hilarious to send everyone to tank your score.

• 37:53Andrew Santino?

  Who finds all that stuff? That's, that's pretty beautiful.

• 37:57Speaker 05

  They, they don't have usernames, right?

• 38:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I posted that photo myself. That was from the punk couch.

• 38:07Andrew Santino?

  Are all the users named?

• 38:08Speaker 05

  That was the casting couch?

• 38:08Andrew Santino?

  Grace 1, Grace 2, Grace 3, Grace 4.

• 38:11Speaker 05

  O'Malley Rocks 76.

• 38:15Andrew Santino?

  O'Malley rules! WikiFeet, yeah, I could, I should start selling my fucking feet. I should do an OF. You and I should do an OF together.

• 38:22Speaker 05

  I'm down.

• 38:23Speaker 06

  You got 119 votes.

• 38:24Andrew Santino?

  119, people. That's nice. That's nice of those guys. Of all those sad, lonely, incel men that have voted for me. You know that's who that is. It's just sad dudes on the internet.

• 38:34Speaker 05

  No, that's your, that's your boys.

• 38:36Andrew Santino?

  That's my dogs?

• 38:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's your dogs. They're, they're bringing you up on, even on your feet, they love ya.

• 38:40Andrew Santino?

  Respect.

• 38:41Speaker 05

  It's like a nice way of looking at it.

• 38:42Speaker 06

  Do you wanna know Bobby's?

• 38:43Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, what's Bobby Lee's WikiFeet?

• 38:45Speaker 05

  4.7.

• 38:46Speaker 06

  4.8.

• 38:47Andrew Santino?

  Oh, he's docked!

• 38:48Speaker 05

  And now it looks like I'm really on there.

• 38:51Speaker 05

  I don't went down since the last chat.

• 38:54Andrew Santino?

  Not since this morning. It was 4.8 this morning!

• 38:56Speaker 05

  I gotta get back on there.

• 38:59Andrew Santino?

  Are you big, are you big on fucking boards? Like, will you dive into Reddit boards and just go nuts?

• 39:03Speaker 05

  No, god, no, I can't, I can't touch that. It's brutal, yeah.

• 39:05Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's disgusting.

• 39:06Speaker 05

  Especially, I, I was working at Barstool and I, I looked at that, like, their Reddit thread.

• 39:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 39:11Speaker 05

  And when I was, when I was there, I was like, "I'll, I'll never do this again."

• 39:14Andrew Santino?

  No, it's a nightmare.

• 39:15Speaker 05

  It's really, it's really stupid.

• 39:16Andrew Santino?

  Did you enjoy the time over there with a lot of those people or no?

• 39:17Speaker 05

  I had a blast, I loved it.

• 39:18Andrew Santino?

  It was good, right?

• 39:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was great stuff.

• 39:19Andrew Santino?

  Some good people.

• 39:20Speaker 05

  Like, all, everyone's great, I thought.

• 39:22Andrew Santino?

  I just can't be, I have...

• 39:22Speaker 05

  I'm not being political, I, I...

• 39:24Andrew Santino?

  No, but there's, I mean, yeah, there's some people over there, I'm sure, that are fucking dogshit.

• 39:27Speaker 05

  Um, for the most part, like, it was all just like, a great time and I was like, super pumped to be there.

• 39:33Andrew Santino?

  Good.

• 39:33Speaker 05

  Like, it was great.

• 39:34Andrew Santino?

  I know a handful of people through the Barstool world. Big Cat and those guys and TFT and them, so I know those guys. Because of, uh, you know, our comedy world bleeding through and then, and then they go to Chicago, which I think is incredible. They get to go to fucking Barstool Chicago.

• 39:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, that place is a fucking palace. It's good stuff.

• 39:51Andrew Santino?

  It's amazing. It's a fucking, it's a, it's an adult play, playpen. It's just for adults to go have fun. Barstool in New York is not like that, cuz it's upstairs in a building, right?

• 39:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, it's not the same thing.

• 40:01Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 40:01Speaker 05

  Have you been there?

• 40:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's very much like an office office.

• 40:04Speaker 05

  With like, studios and all that jazz.

• 40:06Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 40:06Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I've been there a few times, yeah. But it's, yeah, it does feel very like, uh... Corporate.

• 40:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:12Andrew Santino?

  Where Barstool, that is in Big Cat's in Chicago, looks, it's a fucking party.

• 40:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, and when they were talking about building it, they were like, "Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna have a basketball court and all this stuff." I'm like, "No way."

• 40:21Andrew Santino?

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:22Speaker 05

  And then it came true, it was like better than, uh...

• 40:24Andrew Santino?

  It's in the middle of the fucking office, in the dead center. The golf simulator, basketball court, they have that upstairs, like a landing area, it looks like a bar.

• 40:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:31Andrew Santino?

  It looks like a dope bar.

• 40:32Speaker 05

  It is sick.

• 40:32Andrew Santino?

  Alright, if me and you were gonna design and build a bar, give me some of the top things you need in this bar.

• 40:36Speaker 05

  Well, I have, I have an idea of, uh, it's a half a coffee shop, and then at night they just serve espresso martinis.

• 40:42Andrew Santino?

  Just espresso martinis?

• 40:44Speaker 05

  They just eat those up, but they're like different flavors, like peppermint.

• 40:46Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 40:47Speaker 05

  And like, I'm sure it exists.

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 40:49Speaker 05

  But...

• 40:49Andrew Santino?

  I don't think that does, I've never heard of that in my life, but you know what, I like this a lot.

• 40:52Speaker 05

  It's good, it's good, so it's just coffee in the day.

• 40:55Andrew Santino?

  With the coffee shit during the day.

• 40:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 40:57Andrew Santino?

  Like, you, you can, we can have someone else run that.

• 40:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's like, that's for some...

• 41:00Andrew Santino?

  Right, some hippie kid, yeah. We'll have some cool hippie kid do that, and then at night, we take over.

• 41:04Speaker 05

  And it's just espresso martinis.

• 41:05Andrew Santino?

  What are we serving for food? You have to have a food budget there.

• 41:07Speaker 05

  Uh...

• 41:08Andrew Santino?

  You gotta.

• 41:09Speaker 05

  Maybe it's like a dessert place.

• 41:12Andrew Santino?

  So it's only for drinks and dessert?

• 41:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:14Andrew Santino?

  I do like that.

• 41:14Speaker 05

  I think it's good, I think it's a niche.

• 41:16Andrew Santino?

  She loves drinks and dessert.

• 41:17Speaker 05

  I also, I have, I have another idea for a place, it's, um, whenever I'm on shrooms in the city, there's like nowhere to go where that's not, that doesn't sound scary. You know, cause like, like bottlers, like the regular bar I would go to, sounds a little scary to me, cause it's like, it's loud and shit. So I thought of, uh, it'd be in Brooklyn, and it, it's a bonfire. And around the bonfire is little personal fires, and you get your own like smores and like beers, and it comes in a cooler. I think it'd be a good idea.

• 41:45Andrew Santino?

  I think it's good, the only problem I have is fire code, you're violating a lot of fire codes, and I also don't want people that are heavily tripping balls near a fire.

• 41:51Speaker 05

  That's totally fair. I think that, there are some flaws, yeah.

• 41:56Andrew Santino?

  There's a huge flaws there.

• 41:57Speaker 05

  There's some flaws there, I, I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing the, um, FDNY every once in a while.

• 42:02Andrew Santino?

  Sure.

• 42:02Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 42:03Andrew Santino?

  How about this, though? I think... You have little sheds.

• 42:07Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:08Andrew Santino?

  Right, like the bonfires outside and the little sheds are around them.

• 42:11Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:11Andrew Santino?

  And each little shed has like mood music and maybe like a film playing and you can go from shed to shed.

• 42:17Speaker 05

  That's good stuff.

• 42:18Andrew Santino?

  Is this a good idea?

• 42:18Speaker 05

  I like this.

• 42:19Andrew Santino?

  At the exact same time. Just a little mood music, a little mood lighting and if you're feeling that vibe, that yellow or green or that orange, you go in there and there's a film to match the mood in the music.

• 42:29Speaker 05

  Oh, that's good.

• 42:30Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and you come and you go as you please, right?

• 42:31Speaker 05

  That is nice, I like this.

• 42:32Andrew Santino?

  And I would restrict it to about fifteen minutes, twenty minutes per person. And there's a polite little timer in the corner that once the door closes, it starts.

• 42:39Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:40Andrew Santino?

  And when the time is done, it plays a little song.

• 42:42Speaker 05

  Imagine it started going, "Maaah, maaah."

• 42:44Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 42:45Speaker 05

  You're on truth.

• 42:45Andrew Santino?

  You're on truth, you're on truth.

• 42:47Speaker 05

  Cost here.

• 42:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's just police sirens.

• 42:52Andrew Santino?

  My idea for the bar, I've always said this and when I do get a bar one day, there's a couple of bars that do this. I do want a bar.

• 42:57Speaker 05

  It doesn't sound like a hassle to you? There's a lot that goes on.

• 43:00Andrew Santino?

  Don't give a fuck.

• 43:00Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 43:01Andrew Santino?

  This life is a hassle. Life is a hassle. So what I want to do is I want to have a bar. And as soon as seven PM hits, on the nuts.

• 43:09Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:10Andrew Santino?

  And this happened, by the way, shout out to Delilah in Miami did this. And fuck yeah, because they are correct. As soon as seven PM hits, the bar stools are removed from the bar.

• 43:20Speaker 05

  Mm.

• 43:20Andrew Santino?

  Because there's so much foot traffic, people need to get there to get drinks.

• 43:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:23Andrew Santino?

  So, get yourself a table, there's high top tables everywhere without chairs. Lean against the fucking table or a ledge and there's ledges and high top tables everywhere to be seen.

• 43:32Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:32Andrew Santino?

  But no stools at the fucking bar after seven.

• 43:35Speaker 05

  Nope.

• 43:35Andrew Santino?

  Because you bump into someone and they turn around and you're like, where do you think I need to be? Where you are.

• 43:39Speaker 05

  Every time.

• 43:40Andrew Santino?

  Every time. You're in my way.

• 43:42Speaker 05

  Is this like a new concept, like I'm...

• 43:44Andrew Santino?

  And they go like this.

• 43:45Speaker 05

  They're like, why are you reaching over me? I'm like, I'm grabbing my fucking drink.

• 43:48Andrew Santino?

  Right, you know how you got a drink from here? I need a drink from here.

• 43:51Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 43:51Andrew Santino?

  And the only alternative to this, if you're gonna keep stools at the bar, where the old rails are for the server stations, then that's where people need to be able to go to get drinks.

• 43:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 43:58Andrew Santino?

  But it's only for servers. So, if you have one just for the servers around the back or people can't access, then the stools can stay and then those can exist. But without that, fuck you, get the stools the fuck out of the way.

• 44:10Speaker 05

  That's so fair.

• 44:10Andrew Santino?

  Has to be, and also... At the bar, it's a must that there are three TVs, each with something different on at all times, right? A sporting event, a film, and, you know, like a beheading video or something cool like that.

• 44:26Speaker 05

  Live car crashes.

• 44:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, live car crashes.

• 44:28Speaker 05

  Live leak.

• 44:30Andrew Santino?

  Or just, or just a integrated map of like, sex offenders in your area. And it keeps updating as it goes and it shows you a new one when they pop up.

• 44:38Speaker 06

  It says their stats?

• 44:39Andrew Santino?

  It shows their stats, yeah, how many crimes they commit, something, something to jazz it up.

• 44:43Speaker 05

  What do you call in this place?

• 44:45Andrew Santino?

  Graces.

• 44:46Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 44:47Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna call, you know what I'm gonna call it? Give me grace.

• 44:50Speaker 05

  That's good. That's good, I like that.

• 44:52Andrew Santino?

  Give me grace.

• 44:52Speaker 05

  Give me grace, give me grace, give me three screens, give me no stools.

• 44:56Andrew Santino?

  No stools. Also, by the way, this is an update, for the bathrooms. And this is an old joke of mine, I'm peeling from myself, but there are no stalls in the men's bathrooms. No stalls. Why would they have stalls?

• 45:07Speaker 05

  To do blow?

• 45:09Andrew Santino?

  Dude, you do blow right out in public, we're gonna have shelves everywhere with little, with little mirrors on them.

• 45:13Speaker 05

  Okay, perfect.

• 45:14Andrew Santino?

  Yes. Also, don't go in the stall to do blow, be a man, do it in public, like everybody else. Just be an adult. Why are you hiding it? We know you're doing blow. It's weird to go to the bathroom and then go into a room in the bathroom. Just do blow in the bathroom. No one's gonna be peeing, see it and go, "Hey." Nobody cares.

• 45:31Speaker 05

  You'd be surprised.

• 45:32Andrew Santino?

  Nah, nah, there's no, no, by the way, no snitches in my bar.

• 45:35Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, you're out.

• 45:35Andrew Santino?

  Big sign, no snitches.

• 45:36Speaker 05

  No snitches.

• 45:37Andrew Santino?

  You're removed immediately if you snitch.

• 45:39Speaker 05

  You're not just removed, you get, you get clocks.

• 45:40Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, we beat you out back.

• 45:41Speaker 05

  You'll learn your lesson.

• 45:42Andrew Santino?

  Yes.

• 45:43Speaker 05

  You get two strikes.

• 45:44Andrew Santino?

  This is what you get for being a bitch.

• 45:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 45:46Andrew Santino?

  We beat you out back and then we send you on your way to another bar, who will take you? But we don't. So, bathrooms, no stalls in the men's bathrooms, and in the women's, the women's bathroom is double the size of the men's bathroom.

• 45:57Speaker 05

  It has to be, these lines are out of control.

• 45:59Andrew Santino?

  Double the size. Why, why would they be the same size? I go to a bar, there's the same size bathroom, what the fuck are we talking about? Make the men's a hole in the ground. You could just make a big hole, we all stand around a hole and piss in it.

• 46:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:10Andrew Santino?

  Move on, you don't even need a full bathroom.

• 46:12Speaker 05

  What about shitting?

• 46:14Andrew Santino?

  Can't, you should not shit at a bar. And if you shit at a bar, you're, you're, go home. You have to go home.

• 46:17Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 46:18Andrew Santino?

  Oh, whatever, to poop, hold it.

• 46:20Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 46:20Andrew Santino?

  You never pinched when you were a kid?

• 46:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, it's true.

• 46:22Andrew Santino?

  Pinch it, hold it, let it go right back up to where it belongs.

• 46:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:25Andrew Santino?

  And if you really, really, really need to shit, dude, you go to the smoke shop next door. You know there's a fucking bong smoke shop. There's a head shop right next door.

• 46:33Speaker 05

  100%.

• 46:34Andrew Santino?

  And I'll make a deal with them to say, hey, if someone has to poop, they're coming over here to poop.

• 46:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 46:37Andrew Santino?

  And so I'll break them off a little something.

• 46:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, they get a little cut.

• 46:39Andrew Santino?

  I've thought about almost all of this stuff.

• 46:41Speaker 05

  This is really good.

• 46:41Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. And the playlist changes every single night.

• 46:44Speaker 05

  Every single night?

• 46:44Andrew Santino?

  Every single fucking night.

• 46:45Speaker 05

  You never know what you're gonna get.

• 46:47Andrew Santino?

  That's exactly right. Every single fucking night. Is there a trivia night at my bar? Yes, there is.

• 46:52Speaker 05

  I like trivia.

• 46:53Andrew Santino?

  It's during the day. It's daytime trivia that bleeds into the night. And at 7:00 PM, they're gone too.

• 46:59Speaker 05

  Stand up?

• 47:02Speaker 03

  Let's be honest, you don't go to the holiday gift exchange just to participate. You go to win. This year, cause a stir. Gift a KitchenAid stand mixer to whip up new traditions. Tis your season to mix it up.

• 47:16Andrew Santino?

  There is stand up, but it's out back, so it doesn't intrude on the bar itself.

• 47:19Speaker 05

  I like that.

• 47:20Andrew Santino?

  It's out back and the back is half outdoors with a canopy, but it's also somewhat covered.

• 47:24Speaker 05

  You've thought of everything.

• 47:24Andrew Santino?

  Do I want, and I want cheesesteak egg rolls on the menu? I want homemade brick oven pizza, because I want a little baby brick oven out back. So it's cheesesteak egg rolls, brick oven pizza, nachos, because I think nachos brings the world together, you know?

• 47:37Speaker 06

  Karaoke?

• 47:38Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, there is karaoke, but it's its own space. You can't hear it in the main part of the bar. It's separate, it's karaoke room. If you've ever been to Koreatown, they have karaoke rooms.

• 47:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 47:46Andrew Santino?

  You have to enter a room for this. And it's soundproof. So people in the regular bar don't have to deal with that bullshit if they don't want it.

• 47:51Speaker 05

  This place is huge.

• 47:52Andrew Santino?

  It's massive, yeah. It's a, we did some of the, him and I did some of the master plan layout. It's 175,000 square feet.

• 47:58Speaker 05

  Oh shit, wow, yeah.

• 47:58Andrew Santino?

  It's roughly the size of an airport.

• 48:00Speaker 05

  Good, good.

• 48:02Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 48:02Speaker 05

  That sounds about right.

• 48:03Andrew Santino?

  It's a, give or take, it's JFK.

• 48:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:07Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 48:07Andrew Santino?

  But I do want to open a bar when I am retired. I very much so do. Here in LA. I do wanna, I would love to have a bar in LA.

• 48:12Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 48:13Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I just think it's, I know it's a sweet swan song. It's a nice goodbye.

• 48:16Speaker 06

  In the valley or where?

• 48:17Andrew Santino?

  In the valley, without a fucking doubt. Dude, fuck the city. Valley forever. It will be in the valley. You want the east side, but I will tell you, in 10 years, the valley will be the east side. Yeah, that whole idea will transfer over here. This is already becoming more hipstery. Like, you know how Brooklyn transformed?

• 48:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:33Andrew Santino?

  You saw that transform.

• 48:34Speaker 05

  No, 100%.

• 48:34Andrew Santino?

  Brooklyn now is for people with babies and it's not, it's not fucking hip.

• 48:39Speaker 05

  Bushwick.

• 48:40Andrew Santino?

  Bushwick, yeah.

• 48:41Speaker 05

  Bushwick's always been Bushwick.

• 48:42Andrew Santino?

  Bushwick will always kinda be Bushwick, but like, you know, so much, Williamsburg used to be a little bit more grungy and hip, and now it's a little bit...

• 48:51Speaker 05

  It's pretty clean-cut now.

• 48:52Andrew Santino?

  It's Lululemon-y now.

• 48:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:54Andrew Santino?

  And, cause they move. It just continues to move.

• 48:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:56Andrew Santino?

  Green points kinda, uh, Dumbo is real nice. It's kind of like become a real nice, you know?

• 49:03Speaker 05

  When I first moved to New York, I was on, I was on Hinge and some, and I was asking the kid where he lived or something, and he goes, "I live in Dumbo." I'm like, "What's that mean?" I was like, I had no idea.

• 49:13Andrew Santino?

  The movie, I loved that movie.

• 49:15Speaker 05

  He unmatched me. I was like, "What are you talking, I think I said something about the movie, huh?"

• 49:18Andrew Santino?

  But also, Dumbo from where you are, you're not going down there. You don't feel like going down there.

• 49:22Speaker 05

  No.

• 49:22Andrew Santino?

  No, exactly. So get fucked, guy.

• 49:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, sounds, yeah.

• 49:25Andrew Santino?

  What do you want now? Hinge, Raya.

• 49:27Speaker 05

  I've been on the waitlist for Raya about four years now.

• 49:30Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 49:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:31Andrew Santino?

  Get fucked, Raya.

• 49:32Speaker 05

  I've got so many referrals, it's just not happening.

• 49:34Andrew Santino?

  Open up the gates.

• 49:35Speaker 06

  You have to email them to get off the list and then...

• 49:38Speaker 05

  Oh, okay, yeah.

• 49:40Andrew Santino?

  Are you on Raya?

• 49:42Speaker 06

  No, I'm waiting to reapply, but I just got off the list when I was at the hospital with Carlos.

• 49:46Andrew Santino?

  That's so funny.

• 49:47Speaker 05

  Sorry for the troubles.

• 49:48Andrew Santino?

  No, he's fine.

• 49:49Speaker 06

  No, it was our, our other friend.

• 49:51Andrew Santino?

  Our other friend went to the hospital.

• 49:52Speaker 06

  At the hospital.

• 49:53Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he was throwing up blood still on Raya. The guy committed.

• 49:56Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 49:56Andrew Santino?

  He's committed if nothing else.

• 49:57Speaker 05

  It's cause you, you see your last, you know, you never know. You gotta get one more in, yeah.

• 50:02Andrew Santino?

  I gotta be honest, that's a good outlook, yeah. This might be it. Might as well go out with a fucking bang.

• 50:06Speaker 05

  See who else is in the fucking room next to me.

• 50:09Andrew Santino?

  Right. Stage four cancer patient. Looking for one last breath to be taken away. Take away my last breath.

• 50:19Andrew Santino?

  Take my breath away.

• 50:21Speaker 05

  Your bar that you just explained, it kinda sounds like, I don't know if you know, but in Boston, cops had their own bars. And like, it was like a, like a speakeasy kinda thing.

• 50:31Andrew Santino?

  Love.

• 50:31Speaker 05

  And like, we went there like, like a couple of times. We weren't allowed to be there, but we had like, after a family party, we're like, we know this place is open. It's like a speakeasy kinda thing.

• 50:40Andrew Santino?

  I don't know it.

• 50:40Speaker 05

  It's only for cops.

• 50:41Andrew Santino?

  God, I'm annoyed.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  They be all over the city.

• 50:43Andrew Santino?

  I wanna know this so bad. I've never been to one. The only thing I did the first time I went to Boston to perform, my agent was from Boston, or I had gone to school there. And so he said to me, uh, go to Chinatown after hours and ask for cold tea.

• 50:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:58Andrew Santino?

  Cold tea was beer.

• 50:58Speaker 05

  They'll give you a beer.

• 50:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, and they could put beer in a teapot. I thought that was amazing.

• 51:01Speaker 05

  It's good stuff.

• 51:02Andrew Santino?

  And we're ratting out all the fucking bars in Chinatown.

• 51:04Speaker 05

  I don't think they do it anymore.

• 51:05Andrew Santino?

  They don't?

• 51:05Speaker 05

  I don't think so.

• 51:06Andrew Santino?

  Shortstop.

• 51:06Speaker 06

  Shortstop used to be a LAPD bar.

• 51:08Andrew Santino?

  That was a cop bar. Yeah, that's right. That's right.

• 51:10Speaker 06

  And then during a bunch of LAPD like corruption, car aces people.

• 51:12Andrew Santino?

  Well, it's also, it became a neighborhood bar.

• 51:16Speaker 06

  Yeah, but people would like be quote, like, go down to Shortstop and a lot of the people's confessions were from like,

• 51:20Andrew Santino?

  That's tight.

• 51:20Speaker 06

  shit they heard at Shortstop.

• 51:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, bad stuff at Shortstop. Shortstop's the best. Right down the street from Dodger Stadium. Yankees, Mets. No, Boston, Red Sox. What am I saying? Yeah, that's right.

• 51:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's kinda fucked up.

• 51:29Andrew Santino?

  You can't support any New York teams now.

• 51:31Speaker 05

  No.

• 51:32Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's weird.

• 51:32Speaker 05

  I kinda like the Bills for fun.

• 51:34Andrew Santino?

  What, where are they?

• 51:35Speaker 05

  They're Buffalo.

• 51:36Andrew Santino?

  I know, I'm teasing.

• 51:37Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:38Andrew Santino?

  That's barely New York.

• 51:39Speaker 05

  I talk about Buffalo in my set and I always pause, cause there's always someone from Buffalo. They're like roaches. They're always, they're always there.

• 51:46Andrew Santino?

  They're everywhere.

• 51:46Speaker 05

  They're everywhere.

• 51:47Andrew Santino?

  They sound like people we grew up with. They sound very Midwest, cause they're far enough west in New York where it's almost like...

• 51:51Speaker 05

  They're almost Canada.

• 51:52Andrew Santino?

  It is almost Canada.

• 51:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 51:53Andrew Santino?

  So it's got a little of a Midwest talk to it. Buffalo.

• 51:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, but they're still trash. It's good.

• 51:58Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're good trash.

• 51:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's good trash.

• 52:00Andrew Santino?

  There's good trash and there's bad trash.

• 52:01Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:02Andrew Santino?

  You know?

• 52:02Speaker 05

  What do you consider bad trash?

• 52:04Andrew Santino?

  Uh, Mississippi.

• 52:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, I can't stand Mississippi.

• 52:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean, with, you know, and I'm not even, you know, I'm not even shooting, like, in, I'm not even shooting a bad shot. I've, it's, it's a wild place.

• 52:17Speaker 05

  People say Kentucky.

• 52:19Andrew Santino?

  No, Kentucky's actually kinda nice.

• 52:20Speaker 05

  That's good.

• 52:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I mean, like...

• 52:25Andrew Santino?

  Louisville.

• 52:26Speaker 06

  Our Louisville show was weird.

• 52:27Andrew Santino?

  Louisville is interesting.

• 52:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:29Andrew Santino?

  But Kentucky as a whole is actually pretty beautiful.

• 52:31Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 52:32Andrew Santino?

  Um, Louisiana's fucking got some crazy trash down there.

• 52:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's a tough one.

• 52:38Andrew Santino?

  It's got weird trash.

• 52:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:40Andrew Santino?

  And the outskirts of Georgia, like the Georgia Florida line.

• 52:43Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 52:44Andrew Santino?

  Florida Georgia line.

• 52:45Speaker 05

  Florida, Florida, Flor- Florida Bama Shore.

• 52:48Andrew Santino?

  Florabama, yeah.

• 52:48Speaker 05

  One of those kids, you ever see that show, Florida Bama Shore?

• 52:51Andrew Santino?

  No, but I know it.

• 52:52Speaker 05

  It's one of the kids died, my sister just, she was like, the ones that they died, I'm like, I thought they already did, they were, they were tough.

• 52:58Andrew Santino?

  Wait, wait, they died, wait, someone died on the show while the show was airing?

• 53:01Speaker 05

  No, the show's over, but they have passed away since, I was like, I don't know why this is.

• 53:04Andrew Santino?

  Rest in peace Florabama Shore.

• 53:05Speaker 05

  Rest in peace.

• 53:06Andrew Santino?

  Rest in peace.

• 53:06Speaker 05

  God bless.

• 53:07Andrew Santino?

  Cheers, poor one.

• 53:07Speaker 05

  I didn't even see it coming.

• 53:08Andrew Santino?

  We need to give you some more.

• 53:09Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 53:10Andrew Santino?

  You need a little bit more.

• 53:11Speaker 05

  Thank you so much.

• 53:11Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. The bottle's sticky, that's how you know it's good.

• 53:14Speaker 05

  That's the good stuff.

• 53:15Andrew Santino?

  That's how you know it's good. Whoops, whoops, whoops, whoops, say stop.

• 53:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's good, that's good.

• 53:18Andrew Santino?

  There we go, my bad.

• 53:19Speaker 05

  I'm gonna get fucked.

• 53:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you might as well, whoa.

• 53:21Speaker 05

  You want some?

• 53:23Andrew Santino?

  You want, what do you want? Cider? Come over here.

• 53:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:26Andrew Santino?

  McCon, come on camera, get some cider.

• 53:27Speaker 05

  This is the one for kids.

• 53:28Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. He actually, he has a good palate, he'll drink anything, say when?

• 53:33Speaker 04

  In here, we pour whiskey.

• 53:36Andrew Santino?

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• 54:16Andrew Santino?

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• 55:00Andrew Santino?

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• 56:53Andrew Santino?

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• 57:16Speaker 05

  Ginger. I like gingers.

• 57:22Andrew Santino?

  Say when.

• 57:23Speaker 06

  Alright, good.

• 57:24Andrew Santino?

  Say when.

• 57:24Speaker 06

  When.

• 57:25Speaker 05

  Oh no, get into the room.

• 57:26Andrew Santino?

  You had to say when.

• 57:27Speaker 05

  Now, that's just like a cider.

• 57:29Andrew Santino?

  Well, you didn't say when. You said it's good. I said say when. So you waited.

• 57:33Speaker 06

  You're right, you're right.

• 57:33Andrew Santino?

  Well.

• 57:35Speaker 05

  You just got a glass of whiskey.

• 57:36Andrew Santino?

  Look at me.

• 57:36Speaker 05

  Pint of whiskey.

• 57:38Andrew Santino?

  You're finishing that. You know what is Cinco de Mayo?

• 57:40Speaker 05

  Happy.

• 57:43Andrew Santino?

  Cinco de Mayo. Do you like Mexican food?

• 57:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course.

• 57:46Andrew Santino?

  Maybe we should go get Mexican food after this.

• 57:48Speaker 05

  I was gonna say, do you like Mexicans?

• 57:49Andrew Santino?

  Do you like Mexican people?

• 57:50Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 57:52Andrew Santino?

  Do you like?

• 57:53Speaker 05

  The answer's always yes.

• 57:54Andrew Santino?

  Well, to Mexicans, yes. Yes. It's an undeniable yes. They're some of the greatest people I've ever known in my entire life. The food, the culture, like everything about them is commendable and every Mexican person I know in my life is wonderful. Fun, funny, can take a fucking joke. Whenever we do the old room, when Ice House used to be, when Ice House was an all Mexican room, I mean, a lot of Mexicans would go there. The most fun. You could say fucking anything.

• 58:22Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 58:23Andrew Santino?

  Whites, the most sensitive. You say the wrong thing to an all-white crowd and they get really uppity.

• 58:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:29Andrew Santino?

  Whites, sensitive whites. What do you think about that? Comment.

• 58:32Speaker 06

  It tastes like Christmas.

• 58:33Andrew Santino?

  It tastes like Christmas?

• 58:34Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 58:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're Christmas.

• 58:35Speaker 05

  You should try an Angry Balls. That's Christmas in a cup.

• 58:37Andrew Santino?

  What's Angry Balls?

• 58:38Speaker 05

  Angry Orchard with a shot of Fireball.

• 58:41Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 58:42Andrew Santino?

  Oh, that's interesting.

• 58:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, Angry Balls. It's good stuff.

• 58:44Andrew Santino?

  Can't do Fireball anymore.

• 58:45Speaker 06

  We used to take peppermint schnapps and we'd mix it with like Oreo milkshake.

• 58:51Andrew Santino?

  Ooh.

• 58:52Speaker 06

  So it was like mint Oreo.

• 58:53Speaker 05

  Where are you from?

• 58:54Speaker 06

  I'm from Minnesota.

• 58:55Andrew Santino?

  Minnesota.

• 58:55Speaker 05

  Oh, that's, that checks.

• 58:56Andrew Santino?

  Take a big chug of that. Let me see you get a big chug of that. Big, big, big, big, big, big. Be a real one, be a real one, be a real one, be a real one. That's pretty big.

• 59:04Speaker 05

  Not too shabby, huh?

• 59:05Speaker 06

  It's getting grosser the more I have it.

• 59:07Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:07Speaker 05

  I think it's delicious.

• 59:09Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 59:10Speaker 05

  I'm never gonna get acquired to the finer things.

• 59:12Andrew Santino?

  You don't, well, that's good. You don't need to. What it, what is a fancy thing that you like?

• 59:17Speaker 05

  Um, I like, I like going out to a dinner. I like fancy dinner. I like fancy dinner.

• 59:21Andrew Santino?

  Right.

• 59:22Speaker 05

  I'll, I'll give that.

• 59:23Andrew Santino?

  Like, are we talking like high-end steakhouse or seafood or what's the, what's the?

• 59:26Speaker 05

  My favorite is taking my mom out and showing her stuff she hasn't seen before.

• 59:29Andrew Santino?

  You're a sweet bitch, dude.

• 59:30Speaker 05

  But like, I'll be like, ah, you gotta try wagyu. I tried it for the first time. You gotta try this shit. And like, we got it. And she's like, it's so small. I'm like, yeah, but just put it in your mouth. And I tried to big dog her. And I, like, I took her out after one of my shows and they didn't have like the price of the wagyu on there. I was like, yeah, we'll do like, we'll do like 11 ounces. And they're like, you sure?

• 59:49Andrew Santino?

  11 ounces?

• 59:50Speaker 05

  I was like, yeah. And then I like, I like looked up like market price on my phone real quick and I was like, mom, you gotta go tell them, you gotta go tell them. Like, we can't do 11.

• 59:57Andrew Santino?

  We meant one ounce.

• 59:58Speaker 05

  We meant, we're gonna, we're gonna, yeah, we'll just do one ounce.

• 1:00:00Andrew Santino?

  One, one ounce. One ounce of one.

• 1:00:02Speaker 05

  Totally fine. I like panicked.

• 1:00:04Andrew Santino?

  Cause what is wagyu now? I got, I gotta think that like wagyu per ounce that are at a steakhouse has gotta be, yeah, like 80 bucks, 80 to 100 bucks.

• 1:00:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:12Andrew Santino?

  What is that? By the way, wagyu Japanese is different than American. American wagyu is cheaper.

• 1:00:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:18Andrew Santino?

  So you can get it cheaper, but it is expensive as shit.

• 1:00:20Speaker 05

  They make that out in, they, they, they've heard those in like Wyoming?

• 1:00:25Andrew Santino?

  Wagyu cows?

• 1:00:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:26Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, they're, I mean, they have them everywhere. What?

• 1:00:27Speaker 06

  It varies wildly from 50 dollars to 350 dollars per ounce.

• 1:00:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, so where you, the average would be somewhere in the middle. You're gonna get about, you're probably gonna get anywhere from 80 to like 120 is the normal number I've heard. 90 is what I remember in my mind. The last time I went out, they wanted per ounce.

• 1:00:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:00:41Andrew Santino?

  And it's special occasion. It's nice once in a great while.

• 1:00:44Speaker 05

  I, I'm not doing that all the time.

• 1:00:45Andrew Santino?

  One fucking ounce of meat for a hundred dollars, that is.

• 1:00:47Speaker 05

  Out of control.

• 1:00:48Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, that's insane.

• 1:00:49Speaker 05

  Yeah. And I was trying to be a big show off. I'm like, yeah, 11 ounces. Like, I don't even know why I picked that number.

• 1:00:53Andrew Santino?

  But 11, 11 is good, cause it's a little bit better than 10.

• 1:00:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, right?

• 1:00:56Andrew Santino?

  10 is a solid number. You're like, I'm gonna beat 10 just by, just by a little bit. Yeah, no, that fancy restaurants I do think is the best thing to spoil. That's my favorite.

• 1:01:04Speaker 05

  That's where I spend all my money.

• 1:01:05Andrew Santino?

  Fancy restaurants.

• 1:01:06Speaker 05

  Like, we're just eating out.

• 1:01:07Andrew Santino?

  Eating out.

• 1:01:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:08Andrew Santino?

  You got a spot in New York that you love?

• 1:01:10Speaker 05

  Um, I like, yeah, I like this place, uh, Chinese Tuxedo.

• 1:01:13Andrew Santino?

  Chinese Tuxedo?

• 1:01:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's real good. You walk in, you feel like you're in the mob, like the, the Asian mafia. It's good stuff.

• 1:01:19Andrew Santino?

  That's everything Bobby ever wears is Chinese tuxedo. Automatically becomes that. Chinese tuxedo. I'm trying to think of my favorite restaurant in New York when I go, cause I have a handful of places that I go. Favorite what?

• 1:01:30Speaker 05

  Favorite kind of grub.

• 1:01:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm a sucker for steak, but if, but if it's not steak, um.

• 1:01:38Andrew Santino?

  Italian food is just.

• 1:01:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:40Andrew Santino?

  Because it's like, it's just fat happy food. It's like.

• 1:01:44Speaker 06

  And cheese.

• 1:01:45Andrew Santino?

  And cheese, well, everything cheese there. I want cheese. Yeah, like I love, um. You know, uh, uh. I, I just like, I like overwhelming myself with a meal.

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:01:57Andrew Santino?

  So I don't, you know, people like to get like small, little fun, picky meals. I want a plate of pasta so fucking big. It's embarrassing and it's silly. I finish it where it's like, this is goofy shit. You don't need to do that. Yeah.

• 1:02:08Speaker 05

  I'll scour, I'll scour DoorDash for hours to be like, is that enough?

• 1:02:11Andrew Santino?

  Is that enough?

• 1:02:12Speaker 05

  Or is it just like this little.

• 1:02:13Andrew Santino?

  Little bullshit, fucking spin of a fork. Yeah, fuck that. I want it to be overwhelming and embarrassing. Uh, and, and so I'm trying to think of my favorite spot to go to in New York. You know, Matteo, shout out our buddy Matteo. You know Matteo, don't you?

• 1:02:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:28Andrew Santino?

  Matteo, the sweet little, the sexiest, most in shape guy that I've ever met in my entire fucking life. He always takes me to the same spot and because my brain is scrambled eggs, I always forget.

• 1:02:39Speaker 05

  What do you go to in LA?

• 1:02:40Andrew Santino?

  He goes to Rabalta. We always go to Rabalta.

• 1:02:42Speaker 05

  Rabalta.

• 1:02:43Andrew Santino?

  Do you know what that is?

• 1:02:43Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:02:44Andrew Santino?

  Rabalta is fucking great. It's, it's like, um. It's 12th and what? It's by Union Square. Uh, yeah. It's right next to Union Square. Yeah. Rabalta. Uh, so fucking good, man. It's like a solid Italian and they, and because Matteo is like a sweet, sexy. Handsome, cool gay guy who speaks Italian. They bring us like extra shit.

• 1:03:06Speaker 05

  Oh, that's good.

• 1:03:07Andrew Santino?

  He's so hot when he speaks Italian. It pisses me off.

• 1:03:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, it makes you want to prostitute again.

• 1:03:11Andrew Santino?

  I, I'd be hooking. I'll open for him.

• 1:03:13Speaker 05

  I'm sure.

• 1:03:14Andrew Santino?

  I'll open for him. Not on stage, but backstage.

• 1:03:16Speaker 06

  What? On 12th and Broadway.

• 1:03:17Andrew Santino?

  12th and Broad. Yeah, that's, that's right.

• 1:03:19Speaker 05

  Hell yeah.

• 1:03:20Andrew Santino?

  It's so good, man. That's like one of the best spots. That, that's good Italian. There's a lot of, all over the city.

• 1:03:25Speaker 05

  I don't really fuck with Italians, but I, I do, um, I, I do admire the fact that they have like Sunday sauce.

• 1:03:31Andrew Santino?

  Sunday sauce.

• 1:03:32Speaker 05

  It's like a big family, like get together. It's nice.

• 1:03:35Andrew Santino?

  The Irish, we get together just to yell at each other.

• 1:03:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, we can't cook.

• 1:03:38Andrew Santino?

  No.

• 1:03:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, so we just drink. It's like.

• 1:03:40Andrew Santino?

  It's unbelievable how little we can cook as a culture.

• 1:03:43Speaker 05

  Like, it's really sad.

• 1:03:44Andrew Santino?

  I mean, potatoes got cancer and it fucked our whole society up.

• 1:03:47Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:03:47Speaker 06

  Shepherd's pie?

• 1:03:48Andrew Santino?

  Shepherd's pie is kind of more British than it is ours, I think. I would imagine that's more English than ours. And that's probably because they fucking pillaged us and owned us and beat us to death.

• 1:03:56Speaker 06

  They genocide.

• 1:03:57Andrew Santino?

  And then gave us, yeah. Yeah, fuck the British dude, leave us alone.

• 1:04:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, fuck the Brits.

• 1:04:02Andrew Santino?

  Leave the mix alone.

• 1:04:03Speaker 06

  Fuck Margaret Thatcher.

• 1:04:04Andrew Santino?

  Fuck Margaret Thatcher, that pig.

• 1:04:07Speaker 05

  You know, you know kneecap?

• 1:04:08Andrew Santino?

  I love those guys.

• 1:04:09Speaker 05

  They rock.

• 1:04:10Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, give Ireland back to the Irish.

• 1:04:11Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:12Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, kneecap's fucking fantastic.

• 1:04:13Speaker 05

  I wish I knew Irish, like I want, I want to bring the, the language back.

• 1:04:17Andrew Santino?

  I want to know Irish too, but whenever I see it, I'm always like, it's so intimidating.

• 1:04:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:20Andrew Santino?

  Because it's incredibly thick and it's not like, Spanish is a trick language, like you can pick up Spanish and you can kind of finagle your way. Irish is legit. And each dialect is different for each part of Ireland.

• 1:04:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's tough.

• 1:04:34Andrew Santino?

  So it gets even more confusing.

• 1:04:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:35Andrew Santino?

  Where you can kind of get away with murder in certain languages, you can kind of, again, Spanish, you speak Spanish, you can get away with Spanish in a lot of different places. Cause you can put it together. Irish, I feel like it's real particular.

• 1:04:45Speaker 05

  Can you speak another language?

• 1:04:47Andrew Santino?

  Nah, I took German when I was a kid and I understand a little bit of Spanish, but German I knew when I was a kid.

• 1:04:52Speaker 05

  Why?

• 1:04:52Andrew Santino?

  Sprach Deutsch, yeah.

• 1:04:53Speaker 05

  Oh shit.

• 1:04:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:55Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, like hei sa Andrew. I knew, I took German because my mom wanted to, wanted me to be, have less friends.

• 1:05:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's fair.

• 1:05:02Andrew Santino?

  I went to a school in Chicago, you had to take a secondary language. It was like a, um, progressive school where they were like, you had to learn, it's called La Salle. You had to learn another language, um, when you were in first grade.

• 1:05:13Speaker 05

  That's crazy.

• 1:05:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, well, they wanted you to be bilingual by like third or fourth grade. So I took German and knew some of it.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  They say that's when you can learn another language.

• 1:05:21Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you pick it up faster when you're younger. Right, that's, that's the theory.

• 1:05:24Speaker 06

  It says only 78,000 people are made of Irish speakers, still like alive.

• 1:05:29Andrew Santino?

  In Ireland?

• 1:05:29Speaker 06

  Just anywhere.

• 1:05:31Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I would argue, I would argue, there's a lot of people that are learning Irish now because of this.

• 1:05:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's 1.9 million people claim to speak Irish, but there are only 78,000 that are.

• 1:05:38Andrew Santino?

  Well, there's a new, there's a new revolution of young people that want to speak Irish again, that don't want the culture to die, which I think is amazing in Ireland. And I hope that continues.

• 1:05:46Speaker 05

  Once I watch that movie, I want to do that.

• 1:05:48Andrew Santino?

  Let's make a pact that we're going to learn Irish. We're going to learn Irish.

• 1:05:52Speaker 03

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• 1:06:21Andrew Santino?

  Perfect time for a cut in the film. After we cheers and say this to us blacked out throwing up.

• 1:06:26Speaker 05

  For sure, for sure, for sure.

• 1:06:28Andrew Santino?

  We're probably never gonna learn Irish, Harry.

• 1:06:29Speaker 05

  Here's the thing, I think I've already got it.

• 1:06:31Andrew Santino?

  There it is. That's good. The one thing you're not allowed to say is Gaelic.

• 1:06:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, I've learned that.

• 1:06:37Andrew Santino?

  They get mad when you don't say Gaelic.

• 1:06:38Speaker 05

  I've learned that lesson.

• 1:06:39Andrew Santino?

  Cause my grandmother, my great grandmother spoke Irish. Almost exclusively. And then I would say that and my grandmother would correct me.

• 1:06:48Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:06:49Andrew Santino?

  When I say Gaelic and she's like, it's not Gaelic.

• 1:06:51Speaker 05

  I used to, I used to like stand up for Ireland as a whole and be like, no, no, it's Gaelic. It's not Irish, you sound dumb.

• 1:06:58Andrew Santino?

  No, it's Irish.

• 1:06:59Speaker 05

  It was always Irish.

• 1:06:59Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, it's never been Gaelic.

• 1:07:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:01Andrew Santino?

  We say that, I think Americans get to say that. But, but you, you, a brogue is still appropriate to say you have a brogue.

• 1:07:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think so, yeah.

• 1:07:07Andrew Santino?

  That's okay to say. We'll find out. Some, some, comment down below. Bobby and I are playing Ireland. July 19th, we're playing England on the, we're playing London on the 18th. And then we're playing Dublin on the 19th. Because you gotta save the best for last.

• 1:07:22Speaker 05

  Hell yeah.

• 1:07:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:23Speaker 05

  You gonna throw them back?

• 1:07:26Andrew Santino?

  Bobby won't, he's sober, but I will. Yeah, I'll probably, I'll end up blacking out for sure in Ireland.

• 1:07:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:30Andrew Santino?

  I mean, I did last year. I mean, why would I not?

• 1:07:31Speaker 06

  We're playing Three Arena.

• 1:07:33Andrew Santino?

  Three Arena, the Three Arena.

• 1:07:34Speaker 06

  In Dublin, Ireland.

• 1:07:35Andrew Santino?

  In Dublin, Ireland.

• 1:07:36Speaker 05

  No, it was my, my buddy just did that.

• 1:07:37Andrew Santino?

  The Three Arena?

• 1:07:38Speaker 05

  Aaron McCain. He's huge in Ireland, nobody knows him in New York, it's awesome.

• 1:07:42Andrew Santino?

  Aaron McCain.

• 1:07:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:43Andrew Santino?

  Is he a musician?

• 1:07:44Speaker 05

  No, he's a, he's a stand-up.

• 1:07:45Andrew Santino?

  A-A-R-O-N.

• 1:07:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:47Andrew Santino?

  M-C, M-C-C-A-I-N?

• 1:07:49Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:07:49Andrew Santino?

  Aaron McCain. He's black?

• 1:07:52Speaker 05

  Yeah. Jamaican.

• 1:07:54Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, Jamaican. Aaron McCann.

• 1:07:56Speaker 05

  McCann.

• 1:07:57Andrew Santino?

  Aaron McCann.

• 1:07:58Speaker 05

  I said McCain like fucking John. It's, it's the, sorry, Aaron.

• 1:08:01Speaker 06

  People would say my name is McCain as well.

• 1:08:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, McCone, McCann, McCone. That is true.

• 1:08:06Speaker 05

  That's cool.

• 1:08:07Andrew Santino?

  And he just played the three. Wow.

• 1:08:08Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:09Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking awesome, dude.

• 1:08:10Speaker 05

  I think that's where he was, yeah.

• 1:08:11Andrew Santino?

  That's so cool.

• 1:08:11Speaker 05

  Fucking sick.

• 1:08:12Andrew Santino?

  Shout out to that guy.

• 1:08:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:08:13Andrew Santino?

  How's stand-up going for you, my love? Good?

• 1:08:15Speaker 05

  It's great. Yeah, I've been loving it.

• 1:08:16Andrew Santino?

  Are you going, are you going back on tour?

• 1:08:18Speaker 05

  I, um, I'm like kinda wrapping up for, I have like a couple shows and then summertime here and there. And then jumping back on in like the spring, in the fall.

• 1:08:27Andrew Santino?

  Fall ball? Yeah, a little fall ball. That's the time to do it. We know as stand-ups, you don't ever tour in the summer, that they're, everyone's out.

• 1:08:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, I didn't realize that till recently, yeah.

• 1:08:35Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, especially because we're Midwest kids, like we remember, I remember when I first started touring and my agent had said that and I said, yeah, I'm not gonna tour in the fucking summer, everyone's at the lake.

• 1:08:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:42Andrew Santino?

  They don't wanna fucking be inside watching your dumb show, they wanna go outside, be on the lake until they literally can't be on the lake anymore.

• 1:08:48Speaker 05

  Do you, you ever go home?

• 1:08:50Andrew Santino?

  I haven't been home since seventy-four.

• 1:08:52Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:08:52Andrew Santino?

  Uh, yeah, I go home a lot. And now that my parents are retired, I see them. Much, every time I'm near the Midwest, I go home.

• 1:08:59Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:09:00Andrew Santino?

  I'm gonna spend the whole month of August in the Midwest.

• 1:09:03Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 1:09:04Andrew Santino?

  So, uh, I'll be doing a little mini kinda tour thing that I'm up to for the golf show, so I'll be out of my parents' house.

• 1:09:11Speaker 05

  Oh, fuck yeah.

• 1:09:12Andrew Santino?

  And I'm about to take my mommy and daddy to, to Europe in two days.

• 1:09:15Speaker 05

  That's awesome.

• 1:09:16Andrew Santino?

  I'm excited.

• 1:09:17Speaker 05

  In two days?

• 1:09:18Andrew Santino?

  Two days.

• 1:09:18Speaker 05

  Oh shit, yeah, sorry, okay.

• 1:09:19Andrew Santino?

  That's why I wanted to see you.

• 1:09:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, my bad, my bad.

• 1:09:21Andrew Santino?

  I said, "Come see me," and I'm gone.

• 1:09:22Speaker 05

  I thought you were in Dubai.

• 1:09:24Andrew Santino?

  I was supposed to, I keep, she's always, she keeps saying Dubai. I was supposed to be in Korea, and she comes up to me drunk in the parking lot of the Comedy Store, she goes, "How come you're not in fucking Dubai?" Like a mafia boss. "You were supposed to be in fucking Dubai, kid."

• 1:09:38Speaker 05

  He's like, "Hi, nice to meet ya."

• 1:09:39Andrew Santino?

  I go, "Yeah, we never met before," I go, "Good to meet ya." No, I said I'm supposed to be in Korea. She goes, "Oh yeah, Korea, Dubai, what the fuck is the difference?"

• 1:09:47Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're all the same.

• 1:09:48Andrew Santino?

  They're all the fucking same.

• 1:09:49Speaker 05

  That was my father talking.

• 1:09:51Andrew Santino?

  Japanese, Chinese, it's all the same to me. Alright, that was your aunt, that was your flight attendant aunt.

• 1:09:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, yeah.

• 1:09:58Andrew Santino?

  Korea, no, I never fly there.

• 1:10:00Speaker 05

  I won't, I won't even board those flights. She keeps it domestic.

• 1:10:04Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, I was supposed to go to Korea, and I'm sad I didn't get to go, I'm actually, I was a butthurt about it, I really, really wanted to fucking go, but

• 1:10:10Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 1:10:10Andrew Santino?

  I will go back to Asia at some point, you've never been.

• 1:10:12Speaker 05

  Okay, no, no.

• 1:10:13Andrew Santino?

  Oh, dude.

• 1:10:14Speaker 05

  Have you been?

• 1:10:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, first stop, Japan, dude, gotta go to Japan.

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  I wa, that's, that's top of the list. It's, it's Japan, Korea. And then, after watching White Lotus, wouldn't mind going there.

• 1:10:24Andrew Santino?

  Where, where, they're, where they're in Australia?

• 1:10:26Speaker 05

  Uh, Thailand.

• 1:10:27Andrew Santino?

  Oh, Thailand?

• 1:10:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:28Andrew Santino?

  Nice, we'll go there. I've never seen White Lotus, am I, am I a schmuck?

• 1:10:31Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:32Andrew Santino?

  I'm a schmuck.

• 1:10:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:33Andrew Santino?

  My buddy was in the first season.

• 1:10:34Speaker 05

  No shit?

• 1:10:35Andrew Santino?

  A good friend, and I still didn't watch.

• 1:10:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, piece of shit.

• 1:10:38Andrew Santino?

  I know, dude, you know what it is, I did, I think I saw part of the pilot and the rhythm threw me, I didn't like it.

• 1:10:43Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:10:44Andrew Santino?

  It's very slow.

• 1:10:44Speaker 05

  Very slow, blue ball every week.

• 1:10:46Andrew Santino?

  And I didn't like

• 1:10:48Speaker 05

  Oh, I loved that, I hated it. I think it's so fun.

• 1:10:51Andrew Santino?

  It was extremely catchy, it was very clever, it was very smart.

• 1:10:54Speaker 05

  You know, they, they, they pay everybody on the show the same amount of money?

• 1:10:57Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:10:58Speaker 05

  I think that's cool.

• 1:10:58Andrew Santino?

  No, I do not.

• 1:10:59Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:11:00Andrew Santino?

  I disagree, fuck that.

• 1:11:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think it sucks.

• 1:11:01Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, fuck that.

• 1:11:02Speaker 05

  I think that's stupid.

• 1:11:02Andrew Santino?

  Give them all money, man.

• 1:11:03Speaker 06

  PAs them, same as like?

• 1:11:05Speaker 05

  No, the actors, so that like, there's no like tips.

• 1:11:07Andrew Santino?

  Above the line.

• 1:11:08Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:11:08Speaker 05

  You know?

• 1:11:09Andrew Santino?

  That's insane, that's not fair.

• 1:11:11Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:11:12Andrew Santino?

  A, a starter actor shouldn't get as much as someone who's experienced and done way more shit, also

• 1:11:18Andrew Santino?

  The level should be higher anyway, so the lower end actors should get paid more regardless. But getting paid the same is weird.

• 1:11:25Speaker 05

  The lower end should get paid more?

• 1:11:26Andrew Santino?

  The lowering it should get paid more than they do typically, like a bottom line, you know? Yeah, so that should be raised, like the minimum should be raised. But I think getting paid the same is a little fucking, I, you know, I'm sure they don't care, but I'd be miffed. I'd be like, what the fuck?

• 1:11:39Speaker 06

  For the same amount of scenes or for any regardless?

• 1:11:42Speaker 05

  I don't, I think it's, I think it's because they all have to live together for this, for the time that they, but that's anything that you.

• 1:11:47Andrew Santino?

  Well, if you're shooting overseas, yeah.

• 1:11:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:49Andrew Santino?

  I should ask my buddy Jake. Jake Lacy was on the first one.

• 1:11:52Speaker 05

  Oh shit.

• 1:11:52Andrew Santino?

  What did he play? You would know the character. This is so annoying that I don't know. He's like one of my oldest friends. I love him so much. He's great. He's fucking from uh.

• 1:12:00Speaker 06

  Shane Patton, season one.

• 1:12:02Speaker 05

  Shane Patton.

• 1:12:02Andrew Santino?

  Shane Patton, that was his name?

• 1:12:04Speaker 05

  Patton was, oh yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:06Andrew Santino?

  I love him so much.

• 1:12:07Speaker 05

  He plays a really good douchebag.

• 1:12:08Andrew Santino?

  He's amazing, dude.

• 1:12:09Speaker 05

  They typecast him? Is he a douche?

• 1:12:11Andrew Santino?

  No, he's the opposite.

• 1:12:12Speaker 05

  Wow.

• 1:12:13Andrew Santino?

  He's like a very intelligent, cool, quiet, calm, sweet, probably like one of the nicest, most like down to earth. You know, you met Jake.

• 1:12:21Speaker 05

  Oh, you did? I'm dying up here with him.

• 1:12:22Andrew Santino?

  That's right.

• 1:12:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he's like one of the nicest guys. He was shooting a movie in Australia when we were down there and he came out, we went out together and. I don't know, he's, he isn't, he is an actor's actor. He is, he takes it very serious because he's good and he cares.

• 1:12:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:12:36Andrew Santino?

  But as a guy, sweet, nice, humble, you know what I mean?

• 1:12:41Speaker 05

  That's nice, that's nice. Not many people like that.

• 1:12:43Andrew Santino?

  He's what many people I assume would aspire to be, who like takes their job serious and is actually very talented. But then offstage is just a human.

• 1:12:52Speaker 05

  Did he do Scooby Doo?

• 1:12:54Andrew Santino?

  I don't know. Did he?

• 1:12:55Speaker 06

  He was in The Office.

• 1:12:56Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, he did The Office, he did the last couple of seasons of The Office. But I appreciate that about him because he's just a human being and doesn't, like sometimes actors take themselves serious offscreen.

• 1:13:05Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:13:05Andrew Santino?

  And they live in the character for a long time. He's not that guy.

• 1:13:08Speaker 05

  Was not on Scooby Doo.

• 1:13:09Speaker 06

  Google said Jake Lacy has not been involved in any official productions related to Scooby Doo.

• 1:13:13Andrew Santino?

  That's what ChatGPT says. Can you trust them? Can you trust them?

• 1:13:18Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:13:18Andrew Santino?

  Do you use ChatGPT?

• 1:13:19Speaker 05

  No, never.

• 1:13:20Andrew Santino?

  Thank, dude, I love you.

• 1:13:21Speaker 05

  I just, I don't.

• 1:13:22Andrew Santino?

  Don't do it.

• 1:13:23Speaker 06

  Also, this is Google, not ChatGPT.

• 1:13:25Andrew Santino?

  It's one and the same now.

• 1:13:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, you can't help it.

• 1:13:27Speaker 06

  So now we're all using it.

• 1:13:28Andrew Santino?

  Google is being engineered by ChatGPT now, isn't that fucking gross? I don't ask any questions anymore. I just assume I know the answers like the old days.

• 1:13:36Speaker 05

  I'll make shit up.

• 1:13:37Andrew Santino?

  700,000 miles, that's how far it is.

• 1:13:40Speaker 05

  I could be easily swayed and I could just make something up and just completely believe it myself. It's like, it's a bad, it's a bad trade.

• 1:13:46Andrew Santino?

  Make something up right now, give me something, give me a fact.

• 1:13:48Speaker 05

  I think all whiskey's made with a little bit of piss.

• 1:13:51Andrew Santino?

  A little bit?

• 1:13:52Speaker 05

  Just a little bit piss.

• 1:13:52Andrew Santino?

  I gotta be honest with you, that is actually a fact. Cut to a clip.

• 1:13:56Speaker 06

  It says no, but rye is.

• 1:13:58Andrew Santino?

  Rye whiskey's made with some piss, yeah, yeah, bourbon is not, exactly, that's correct.

• 1:14:02Speaker 05

  There's pissy in the jar.

• 1:14:04Andrew Santino?

  Pissy in the jar, oh. I'll give you a fact, you tell me if it's true or fake.

• 1:14:09Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:14:09Andrew Santino?

  Okay? Give you a nice little fact.

• 1:14:13Andrew Santino?

  Uh, oh, this, okay.

• 1:14:17Andrew Santino?

  Imprinted money, in US government, United States, printed money. One, wait, one ten thousandth of every, one, one ten thousandth of every bill is made from, like, crushed or, uh, milled bugs, is made from bugs, or bug remains. Fact or fiction?

• 1:14:40Speaker 05

  That's fiction.

• 1:14:41Andrew Santino?

  Is it?

• 1:14:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:14:42Andrew Santino?

  Is it?

• 1:14:42Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:14:43Andrew Santino?

  Fact or fiction? McCone?

• 1:14:45Speaker 06

  It appears to be fiction.

• 1:14:46Andrew Santino?

  It's a fiction, it's fake.

• 1:14:47Speaker 05

  Would you type in bug money?

• 1:14:49Andrew Santino?

  Bug money, yeah.

• 1:14:49Speaker 06

  I typed in imprinted money, one of one ten thousand of every bill bugs.

• 1:14:54Speaker 05

  Your boys' fingers are fast.

• 1:14:56Andrew Santino?

  That's what he gets paid for.

• 1:14:56Speaker 05

  That's fast.

• 1:14:57Speaker 06

  Something about Richard Nixon in the search.

• 1:14:59Andrew Santino?

  Well, do you want to know the real fact? Is that Nixon proposed that money should no longer be made from paper, it should be made from cloth to make it last longer and have more value.

• 1:15:09Speaker 05

  What are they making?

• 1:15:10Andrew Santino?

  Fact or fiction?

• 1:15:11Speaker 05

  I, I'm gonna go fact, cuz that's just, that's too.

• 1:15:14Andrew Santino?

  No, it's fiction.

• 1:15:15Speaker 05

  You had that at the top of your head.

• 1:15:16Andrew Santino?

  No, that's fiction.

• 1:15:16Speaker 05

  Wanna know why I thought it was fiction in the first one? Like, yeah, no, uh, you added too many.

• 1:15:21Andrew Santino?

  Too many, too many.

• 1:15:22Speaker 05

  Too many ah's, too many details.

• 1:15:23Andrew Santino?

  But the Reagan thing was wrong and you believe that.

• 1:15:25Speaker 05

  Hmm, is that true?

• 1:15:27Andrew Santino?

  Nixon. It was Nixon that did that, right? But he didn't do it at all.

• 1:15:30Speaker 06

  No.

• 1:15:30Andrew Santino?

  No. How about this?

• 1:15:34Speaker 05

  Did I just get stumped and I didn't realize that? It went over my head?

• 1:15:37Andrew Santino?

  It did.

• 1:15:37Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:15:37Andrew Santino?

  In the history of gold.

• 1:15:39Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:15:40Andrew Santino?

  This is the first time in the history of gold.

• 1:15:42Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:15:43Andrew Santino?

  That it has exponentially gone down in value versus up in value. Fact or fiction?

• 1:15:49Speaker 05

  Fiction, it's up. Gold's up right now.

• 1:15:52Andrew Santino?

  Is it up?

• 1:15:52Speaker 05

  It's up.

• 1:15:53Andrew Santino?

  Coney?

• 1:15:54Speaker 06

  That can't be true because gold has always fluctuated.

• 1:15:56Andrew Santino?

  That's right, gold always fluctuates.

• 1:15:57Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:15:57Speaker 05

  But right now it's up.

• 1:15:59Andrew Santino?

  It's actually, it's actually down right now.

• 1:16:01Speaker 06

  Salt was more valuable than gold at one point.

• 1:16:03Andrew Santino?

  Salt was more valuable than gold?

• 1:16:05Speaker 06

  Yeah, like the Silk Road.

• 1:16:06Andrew Santino?

  Hey, hey, hey, let's not bring up weirdo internet shit that you do, dude, you fucking creep. This guy's on the dark web.

• 1:16:11Speaker 05

  Is that still around?

• 1:16:13Speaker 06

  No, the Silk Road got shut down a couple of years ago.

• 1:16:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, thankfully, we had to put you to a fucking stop. It was inappropriate, the kind of bullshit that you were doing.

• 1:16:20Speaker 05

  Did he ever buy anything?

• 1:16:21Speaker 06

  No, my old roommate did, though.

• 1:16:22Andrew Santino?

  What'd he buy?

• 1:16:23Speaker 06

  Oh, he was a, he was a heroin addict before I knew him, but.

• 1:16:26Andrew Santino?

  So dope.

• 1:16:27Speaker 06

  Yeah, but he used to.

• 1:16:28Andrew Santino?

  Literally dope.

• 1:16:28Speaker 06

  He used to throw eggs at our neighbor.

• 1:16:30Andrew Santino?

  Gross.

• 1:16:31Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 1:16:31Andrew Santino?

  Okay, uh, last question, right, last question, last, uh, quiz. Uh, here you go.

• 1:16:38Andrew Santino?

  The NASDAQ, according to today, is it up or down?

• 1:16:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's gonna be a, that's gonna be a down.

• 1:16:43Andrew Santino?

  It's up, dude.

• 1:16:44Speaker 05

  What?

• 1:16:45Andrew Santino?

  NASDAQ is up.

• 1:16:46Speaker 05

  I feel like a fucking retard.

• 1:16:48Andrew Santino?

  The Dow is down, you know that.

• 1:16:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, of course, yeah.

• 1:16:51Andrew Santino?

  Fucking please. Are you invested in anything? Do you have any money in the stock market?

• 1:16:55Speaker 05

  I.

• 1:16:55Andrew Santino?

  I bet you do.

• 1:16:56Speaker 05

  I don't.

• 1:16:56Andrew Santino?

  Oh, you don't?

• 1:16:57Speaker 05

  I have a 401K.

• 1:16:58Andrew Santino?

  401K is good.

• 1:16:59Speaker 05

  But I, uh, I, I was up, uh, when, when Doge came out.

• 1:17:03Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, did you invest?

• 1:17:04Speaker 05

  I hopped in on that, I put a hundred bucks in, it's all I had at the time.

• 1:17:07Andrew Santino?

  And?

• 1:17:07Speaker 05

  And I, I left with a thousand.

• 1:17:09Andrew Santino?

  Hey!

• 1:17:10Speaker 05

  It was really nice, and I owed a lot of people a lot of money, so it was really nice.

• 1:17:12Andrew Santino?

  That's fucking rad.

• 1:17:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was good.

• 1:17:14Andrew Santino?

  Thank you, Doge.

• 1:17:14Speaker 05

  Thank you, Doge, thank you nerds.

• 1:17:16Andrew Santino?

  Doge to the moon. And you're a big Elon supporter, so that's really nice, he's one of your best friends.

• 1:17:20Speaker 05

  That's what they say, uh, love and support.

• 1:17:22Andrew Santino?

  Go ahead and show him how you love him.

• 1:17:23Speaker 05

  Just like that, just like that, there's no need to extend.

• 1:17:26Andrew Santino?

  My heart goes out.

• 1:17:30Andrew Santino?

  It seemed like such a, it seemed like it was a fake moment in time.

• 1:17:32Speaker 05

  Legalize comedy.

• 1:17:33Andrew Santino?

  Yeah. I feel like they're not even, you can't even do comedy.

• 1:17:36Speaker 05

  Are you glad he's like a spokeswoman?

• 1:17:38Andrew Santino?

  He's like a mix of Dr. Evil, right? He's like, they can't, you won't even let you do comedy anymore.

• 1:17:44Andrew Santino?

  Scott, they won't let me do comedy. Scott, why won't they let me do? Comedy. And Frau Farbissna, what was her name?

• 1:17:53Speaker 06

  Yeah, Frau Farbissna.

• 1:17:54Andrew Santino?

  Farbissna, yeah. The tag! The laser! The laser! Austin Powers, probably the most underrated trilogy in the history of comedy film.

• 1:18:04Speaker 05

  Why don't people talk about it more?

• 1:18:05Andrew Santino?

  Underrated trilogy of comedy, that's what's even more fucked up. People forget.

• 1:18:09Speaker 06

  They keep, they keep going.

• 1:18:10Andrew Santino?

  People think there was just one, but I think.

• 1:18:12Speaker 06

  I think number two is the best.

• 1:18:13Andrew Santino?

  I thi- uh, Goldmember?

• 1:18:16Speaker 06

  Spy Who Shagged Me.

• 1:18:17Andrew Santino?

  Spy Who Shagged Me is good. I think Goldmember's underrated though, because people didn't like that Beyonce was in it, but I liked it.

• 1:18:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, baby.

• 1:18:23Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, yeah, baby. How many were there in total?

• 1:18:26Speaker 06

  There's three.

• 1:18:27Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, right? It was the trilogy.

• 1:18:28Speaker 06

  Yeah, there was always talks of a fourth one, but it never got made.

• 1:18:30Andrew Santino?

  I think Goldmember's underrated.

• 1:18:31Speaker 06

  It's really, the intro with Tom Cruise and Danny DeVito and Spielberg is so good.

• 1:18:35Andrew Santino?

  It was just so intricate, it was such piss, it was just throwing everything in the bat. They were just like, fuck it, we'll try it.

• 1:18:40Speaker 06

  They did repeat a lot of the bits though from the second one.

• 1:18:42Andrew Santino?

  But that was the point, they were tipping the hat. But I do know what you mean.

• 1:18:45Speaker 06

  Like, the second one created so many great, like, the, like, when they're, the, the shadow.

• 1:18:49Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, the shadow, yeah.

• 1:18:50Speaker 06

  And also the, like, when he flies away.

• 1:18:52Andrew Santino?

  The rocket ship, yeah. I get it, but you had to do that because it was still wor- this is what's missing in television and film and comedy. Callbacks are great.

• 1:19:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:01Andrew Santino?

  We all love a retro call- we wear clo- you wear, he wears my clothes. He's wearing all of my clothes.

• 1:19:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, you're giving him hand down bags.

• 1:19:08Andrew Santino?

  Those pants look really good on you.

• 1:19:10Speaker 06

  I think I'm your size. I think I'm wearing the wrong size of pants.

• 1:19:14Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, you're my size.

• 1:19:14Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:19:15Andrew Santino?

  You thought you weren't?

• 1:19:16Speaker 06

  I feel like I'm Steve Carell in, uh, in Crazy, Stupid, Lovely. He's like, I'm just wearing the wrong size of clothes.

• 1:19:20Andrew Santino?

  You're wearing the wrong size clothes.

• 1:19:21Speaker 05

  That movie rocks, too.

• 1:19:22Speaker 06

  It's so good, the twist is unreal.

• 1:19:24Speaker 05

  So good.

• 1:19:25Speaker 06

  I didn't see it until like two years ago.

• 1:19:26Andrew Santino?

  By the way, we've, we've, we've just amassed the podcast and we've, now we're drinking and hanging out.

• 1:19:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:31Andrew Santino?

  Which is exactly what the show is.

• 1:19:32Speaker 05

  I, I call it like a mandatory hang.

• 1:19:34Andrew Santino?

  It is.

• 1:19:34Speaker 05

  We would have never hung out otherwise.

• 1:19:36Andrew Santino?

  You and I would, but you don't text me back. I text you back, I say, hey, I missed you, how are you? Nothing. Dude, she did that to me all day, and I told you that. Hurt my feelings.

• 1:19:43Speaker 05

  You gotta be shitting me.

• 1:19:44Andrew Santino?

  No, I'm shitting you.

• 1:19:45Speaker 05

  Don't put that on me.

• 1:19:46Andrew Santino?

  You're not shitting me, I'm shitting you, pal.

• 1:19:48Speaker 05

  I would always answer your texts.

• 1:19:49Andrew Santino?

  Let me tell you something. I'm lying.

• 1:19:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:52Andrew Santino?

  That's fiction.

• 1:19:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:19:53Andrew Santino?

  We were doing fact or fiction again.

• 1:19:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, callbacks, yeah.

• 1:19:56Andrew Santino?

  Callbacks, dude.

• 1:19:57Speaker 05

  Yeah, we need more of those.

• 1:19:58Andrew Santino?

  We do!

• 1:19:59Speaker 06

  Did you hear about Dirty Work, uh, Norm's, Norm's movie?

• 1:20:02Andrew Santino?

  What?

• 1:20:02Speaker 06

  They did a, cause originally it was going for an R rating, but they had to cut it down to PG 13, cause initial test screenings weren't great.

• 1:20:07Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 1:20:08Speaker 06

  But they just, like a couple, like a week or so ago, released an R rated version.

• 1:20:12Andrew Santino?

  Of the original Dirty Work?

• 1:20:13Speaker 06

  They, they had to, they found the original dailies from the 90s and remastered it in 4K.

• 1:20:18Speaker 05

  Oh, no shit.

• 1:20:18Speaker 06

  And they had it, they, somebody brought a camera to one of the original test screenings, so they can match up the exact dailies with the time, cause the original prints didn't exist anymore.

• 1:20:25Andrew Santino?

  Wow.

• 1:20:25Speaker 05

  Oh shit.

• 1:20:26Speaker 06

  And they ju, I just watched a video about this, but now the R rated version of Dirty Work is now available.

• 1:20:30Andrew Santino?

  Have you seen Dirty Work, the original?

• 1:20:31Speaker 05

  I, I can't say I have.

• 1:20:32Andrew Santino?

  So good.

• 1:20:32Speaker 05

  Cause I, I'm a bad liar, so I wouldn't have any follow ups.

• 1:20:35Andrew Santino?

  No, it's such a good movie. I mean, you, honestly, it's, it's worth a, it's worth a watch. I don't think it did well, uh, except for, uh, it, it did well, uh, what is it called? Cult classic.

• 1:20:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:20:45Andrew Santino?

  But it was not like a, you know.

• 1:20:47Speaker 06

  But also Jim Downey, all these people talked about how it was just like a, it was a, it was a butchered version of the original.

• 1:20:51Andrew Santino?

  SNL writers.

• 1:20:52Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:20:53Speaker 06

  Cause Norm wanted to be dirty and filthy and it's literally called Dirty Work.

• 1:20:56Andrew Santino?

  Well, the name is fucking Dirty Work, yeah.

• 1:20:57Speaker 05

  Do you think that's why it didn't do well? Is cause they went down to PG 13?

• 1:21:00Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, a part of it.

• 1:21:01Speaker 05

  Cause did you watch the, the R version?

• 1:21:03Speaker 06

  I just ordered it and it's coming in a few weeks.

• 1:21:04Andrew Santino?

  I think part of it is that, like Artie Lange, you know Artie Lange?

• 1:21:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:07Andrew Santino?

  I mean, traditionally, these are like, these are filthy fucking, like, just like raw, unfiltered comics.

• 1:21:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:13Andrew Santino?

  I think when you put anything through a filter, especially in the studio system, it changes dramatically.

• 1:21:17Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:17Andrew Santino?

  Right? Like it changes the tone, it changes the style, it doesn't be, you know, that's why when somebody goes, uh, I didn't like that, that movie that they did, it's not even funny like how they're funny. It's like, yeah, well, it was put through a fucking a hundred systems.

• 1:21:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:29Andrew Santino?

  Before you saw it. So no shit, it wasn't what you wanted. That's why I always say, you want unfiltered fucking, the comedian that you like doing the other thing, go see them live. Don't watch it online.

• 1:21:39Speaker 05

  I thought you were gonna say podcast.

• 1:21:40Andrew Santino?

  No, fuck it. No, but this is unfiltered as much as we can be, but like, if you really wanna see live, if you really wanna ingest live comedy, I think specials are great, but just go see somebody live.

• 1:21:49Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:49Andrew Santino?

  Go to a fucking live show, you'll get something you'll, you'll, you'll never, you'll never see on Netflix or wherever the fuck you're watching. You'll never see that.

• 1:21:58Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:58Andrew Santino?

  You'll never see it be as good as live, because your personal experience is gonna be so much richer.

• 1:22:03Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:22:04Andrew Santino?

  Because you, you took the time to go there and you're, and you're with all these people, it creates a- Psychologically, it changes you as a person. You're with other people. Instead of on your couch, fucking high, not really paying attention.

• 1:22:16Speaker 05

  Yeah, cuz you don't really actually pay attention to something.

• 1:22:17Andrew Santino?

  Course you don't.

• 1:22:18Speaker 05

  Unless you're actually right there, locked in.

• 1:22:20Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, unless you're locked, locked the fuck in.

• 1:22:22Speaker 05

  Do you lock phones?

• 1:22:24Andrew Santino?

  I don't.

• 1:22:25Speaker 05

  At the store they do.

• 1:22:26Andrew Santino?

  The store they do.

• 1:22:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:22:27Andrew Santino?

  I was, I did it for my special. I did it for my special.

• 1:22:31Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:22:32Andrew Santino?

  Uh, but before that, I'd never done it, only cuz I didn't want people to have footage of the special.

• 1:22:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:22:36Andrew Santino?

  So I thought that was kinda crazy.

• 1:22:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's fair.

• 1:22:38Andrew Santino?

  Uh, you know.

• 1:22:39Speaker 06

  But now, none of our shows.

• 1:22:40Andrew Santino?

  No, no, we don't lock them at the shows. We just ask pretty politely to be like, don't ruin everyone's experience.

• 1:22:44Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:22:45Andrew Santino?

  And people do, people record. But it's also like, why? Don't, didn't you wanna just have fun and disappear for the night? For one night, you didn't wanna disappear?

• 1:22:52Speaker 05

  It, it's all you ask at the front, and then they, they do it anyways. It's like, well, you were a dick regardless.

• 1:22:56Andrew Santino?

  I, look, I, I always say, if you wanna step out and text the babysitter for your kids, fine.

• 1:23:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:01Andrew Santino?

  But like, you can't sit and enjoy the fucking show, it's an hour and a half. It's not that crazy amount of time.

• 1:23:06Speaker 05

  I, I gave some lady, funny you say that, I just gave some lady some shit for texting. And she was like, well, I'm texting the babysitter, I was like, ah.

• 1:23:13Andrew Santino?

  Hmm.

• 1:23:14Speaker 05

  What am I gonna say?

• 1:23:15Andrew Santino?

  Yeah, but I would say, leave the room then.

• 1:23:16Speaker 05

  Well, well, I actually asked, I said, well, is it your husband? And she goes, yeah. I'm like, what, you don't, you don't trust him? And she kinda lost it.

• 1:23:23Andrew Santino?

  She's probably right though. She's like, no, I don't trust my fucking dumbass husband.

• 1:23:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, fuck.

• 1:23:26Andrew Santino?

  He's a fucking idiot.

• 1:23:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:29Andrew Santino?

  Alright, I love you, I appreciate you, we probably gotta go get some Mexican food, cuz it's Cinco de Mayo.

• 1:23:33Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:23:34Andrew Santino?

  Cinco de Mayo, Cinco de Mayo, we're gray so mally, it's Cinco de Mayo. And, uh, I appreciate you doing the show, please watch Disgraceful, it's available now where everywhere podcasts are available, they're out and about. She's cruisin', she's groovin', she's a free bird. Look into that camera, we finish the show by one word, one phrase, so whenever you're ready, one word or one phrase into that camera, go ahead.

• 1:23:56Speaker 05

  Have a day.

• 1:23:57Speaker 04

  In here, we pour whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey, whiskey.

• 1:24:03Speaker 00

  Who that creature in the ginger beard?

• 1:24:05Andrew Santino?

  Sturdy and ginger.

• 1:24:07Speaker 01

  Like feathers, the ginger gene in your cat. Ginger's a beauty. You owe me five dollars for the whiskey, seventy-five dollars for the horse. Ginger's, oh hell no. This whiskey is excellent. Ginger, I like gingers.