Tim Dillon & "I’m a flake, I’m a liar”

Tim Dillon finally makes it to the studio and makes a reservation at the top-rated restaurant Shin Chon Son. We chat Crazy Rich Asians, Yogurtland, first kiss, incel movies, alien feet, spicy chili wonton soup, Joker 2. PrizePicks: Download the app today and use code BELLY to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!” Visit www.bluechew.com https://www.bluechew.comfor more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at www.shopify.com/tigerbelly https://www.shopify.com/tigerbelly See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:59Speaker 01

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• 1:56Speaker 02

  You're good. How miles must...

• 1:58Bobby Lee?

  Get out of my seat, man!

• 2:00Speaker 02

  How...

• 2:00Bobby Lee?

  Get the fuck out of my seat, man!

• 2:03Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing, guy? Don't ever do that again.

• 2:05Speaker 02

  I was playing.

• 2:05Bobby Lee?

  You fat Mexican fuck.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Hey, say hello to our guest.

• 2:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, guy.

• 2:11Bobby Lee?

  We don't have a woman today.

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  She hasn't been on it for like six months.

• 2:16Speaker 04

  Oh, I don't know. It's my favorite show. I should have noticed.

• 2:21Speaker 04

  I should have noticed that.

• 2:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, you should have.

• 2:27Speaker 04

  I didn't realize.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  I didn't get a lot of sleep.

• 2:29Speaker 04

  Nice to meet you. How are you?

• 2:30Speaker 02

  Good, Tim.

• 2:32Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 2:32Speaker 02

  His name is Tim, so.

• 2:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 2:34Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 2:34Bobby Lee?

  Thank you.

• 2:36Speaker 02

  Oh, how you doing?

• 2:37Bobby Lee?

  What's going on?

• 2:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, no worries. I thought his name was Tim as well. That's very interesting and.

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  I've never met a Mexican named Tim. Have you?

• 2:44Speaker 04

  Um, not yet, but I'm for it.

• 2:47Speaker 02

  Maybe when we have a baby, Tim?

• 2:49Speaker 04

  I'd love to.

• 2:50Bobby Lee?

  You would adopt a baby with me?

• 2:51Speaker 04

  I don't believe in adoption.

• 2:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, steal. Would you steal a baby with me?

• 2:57Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 2:57Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 2:58Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 2:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, uh.

• 3:07Bobby Lee?

  I don't know. Start over. Uh, can I have more volley? Okay.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  Dylan's here.

• 3:18Bobby Lee?

  Fourth time's a charm.

• 3:23Bobby Lee?

  Thank you for having me. I'm sorry I canceled seven other times.

• 3:34Bobby Lee?

  Tim Dillon, give him a round of applause. Wonderful, wonderful. Yeah, um. I hate fruit flies. Um, so, uh, we have Tim Dillon. He is probably one of my favorite comics right now. I don't know why.

• 3:45Speaker 04

  I appreciate that. It's very nice of you. And you've said that other places and I always appreciate it when you say it.

• 3:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, um. You know, we've had, we've had, we've had our problems.

• 3:54Speaker 04

  Our differences.

• 3:55Bobby Lee?

  We have.

• 3:56Speaker 04

  Many years.

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, I don't want to dig back history back.

• 4:00Speaker 04

  No.

• 4:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:01Speaker 04

  No, but they were very silly. It was silly.

• 4:04Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 4:05Speaker 04

  It was very silly.

• 4:06Bobby Lee?

  What, what do you think it was?

• 4:07Speaker 04

  It wasn't like a deep-seated anger. It was, we were.

• 4:10Bobby Lee?

  What was it? What do you think it was?

• 4:11Speaker 04

  We were like mad. What was it?

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  I remember. I remember what it is.

• 4:16Speaker 04

  What was it?

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  No, you remember. Cause you fucked up. You remember.

• 4:21Speaker 04

  I, I was supposed to do something and I didn't do it.

• 4:25Bobby Lee?

  Yes, that's, that's your whole life though.

• 4:29Bobby Lee?

  How was that?

• 4:30Speaker 04

  But Bobby, that's also a little bit of your life now. Reversal.

• 4:34Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 4:35Speaker 04

  A little bit.

• 4:35Bobby Lee?

  No, tell me.

• 4:36Speaker 04

  You also just don't do things sometimes.

• 4:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, who do you think is more flaky?

• 4:40Speaker 04

  We're all. Oh. We also do think, well, sometimes you also will forget a thing, right?

• 4:46Bobby Lee?

  No, I'll do things, I won't do things because you won't do them. Oh, so I'll give you an example. I'll give you, right?

• 4:55Speaker 04

  RFK. Yes.

• 4:56Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 4:56Speaker 04

  I do like that.

• 4:57Bobby Lee?

  Right, so.

• 4:58Speaker 04

  Even, by the way, even when we were mad at each other.

• 5:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:00Speaker 04

  We were still back channeling on what we should and shouldn't do. It was like when Russia and the US.

• 5:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 5:07Speaker 04

  Were about to nuke each other.

• 5:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 5:09Speaker 04

  They were still back channel negotiations.

• 5:11Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 5:12Speaker 04

  To try to prevent that.

• 5:13Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 5:13Speaker 04

  Even when maybe we weren't happy with each other, we're still like, we're not gonna get on a boat with RFK and Cheryl.

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Like the Cuban Missile Crisis.

• 5:19Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 5:20Bobby Lee?

  There was back channeling going on.

• 5:21Speaker 04

  We said, we're not gonna get on a boat with Adriana from The Sopranos and talk about vaccines.

• 5:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:27Speaker 04

  For two hours in Santa Monica.

• 5:29Bobby Lee?

  But one, one incident has nothing to do with the other, that's my problem though.

• 5:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I'm trying to remember what it was.

• 5:33Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna tell you what it is.

• 5:34Speaker 04

  I was in New York. Right?

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, can I tell you what it is?

• 5:37Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 5:38Bobby Lee?

  All right, so it was for our 300th?

• 5:40Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 5:41Bobby Lee?

  400. 400.

• 5:42Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 5:43Bobby Lee?

  So, you know, we're, we're coming up on our 500th, right? It's a big celebratory thing.

• 5:47Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? It's like when, um, Koreans turn 60, it's a huge thing.

• 5:50Speaker 04

  It's a big deal.

• 5:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. We had a choir. We had a choir. Did we have an El Marachi band? No, that was Bad Friends, we had a choir here. We had a choir here that came in. Uh, we had a whole thing set, we had balloons.

• 6:01Speaker 04

  I feel very bad.

• 6:02Bobby Lee?

  I'm not, no, don't, because I'm gonna tell you what we had. And, uh, it was a big, we were so excited to have you.

• 6:08Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 6:08Bobby Lee?

  And then, like, maybe 20 minutes bef- before the show started, I called you and you go, "I'm in the Hamptons."

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  It's a great answer, though. That, in my mind, when I sleep at night, I hear that sometimes. "I'm in the Hamptons, I'm in the Hamptons, I'm in the Hamptons."

• 6:24Speaker 04

  I got, I got. I felt really bad because I had a, I was eating a lobster roll.

• 6:30Speaker 04

  And it made it worse.

• 6:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, it did.

• 6:32Speaker 04

  I felt bad.

• 6:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:34Speaker 04

  And I felt bad, but I've apologized.

• 6:35Bobby Lee?

  You have, but I'm just saying, but that, and I will never discuss it again, right?

• 6:40Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 6:40Bobby Lee?

  But you doubled down on your thing.

• 6:42Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 6:43Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? Because I think what happens is you get defensive.

• 6:45Speaker 04

  I got defensive.

• 6:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know what? You're here now.

• 6:48Speaker 04

  I'm here now because...

• 6:51Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 6:51Speaker 04

  I, I believe...

• 6:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:54Speaker 04

  ...in a path forward...

• 6:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 6:55Speaker 04

  ...for the country.

• 6:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do? Wow. Cause you're a big proponent, proponent of tariffs.

• 7:03Speaker 04

  I believe in tariffs on a level that no one does.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 7:07Speaker 04

  So much tariffs on things.

• 7:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 7:11Speaker 04

  I believe in emotional tariffs.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you do?

• 7:13Speaker 04

  Where you levy and you make someone pay to be who they are.

• 7:20Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I don't know what that means. I don't know what that means, but um, I like it though.

• 7:25Speaker 04

  But I'm a tar- I, I mean, you know...

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  Well, if like, if I get a mail order bride from China, there should be a tariff on that.

• 7:30Speaker 04

  There's gotta be.

• 7:31Bobby Lee?

  How much money, do you think?

• 7:32Speaker 04

  We gotta put, we gotta slap thirty percent.

• 7:35Bobby Lee?

  On, on my Asian wife, Chinese wife?

• 7:37Speaker 04

  On the mail order?

• 7:38Bobby Lee?

  She has no titties.

• 7:39Speaker 04

  Twenty percent.

• 7:41Bobby Lee?

  Alright, flat ass.

• 7:42Speaker 04

  We can go down.

• 7:42Bobby Lee?

  Flat ass.

• 7:43Speaker 04

  Go down, yeah.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Flat ass.

• 7:44Speaker 04

  Fifteen percent.

• 7:45Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, too flat of a face like this.

• 7:49Speaker 04

  Okay, well then Bobby, Bobby, it's getting to a point where we, we don't even, I don't think it's worth it.

• 7:54Bobby Lee?

  The tariff? It's not that the tariff's not worth it. The purse? Yeah, yeah. Purse. Another thing is, I've noticed about you is, if I may.

• 8:01Speaker 04

  Yes, I am, you may.

• 8:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay, um, excuse me?

• 8:05Speaker 02

  You're gonna talk about his weight?

• 8:10Speaker 02

  I thought that was gonna bring it up, my bad, Tim.

• 8:13Bobby Lee?

  I never said that I was gonna bring that, oh, that's insane what you're, you're just... I, I am so s-

• 8:18Speaker 04

  I thought the other one was gonna, I was excited. I have no idea who this is, I mean, I'm sure it's a nice guy. I, I thought it was the other, the...

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 8:27Speaker 04

  The other one with the, the ca-

• 8:29Bobby Lee?

  Phillip, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 8:30Speaker 04

  I thought it was her, I had a whole Asian stuff.

• 8:32Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 8:33Speaker 04

  I thought it was, I thought that's what this one was.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and-

• 8:36Speaker 04

  But it's not, it's a di-

• 8:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's a different one.

• 8:38Speaker 04

  Okay, sorry.

• 8:39Bobby Lee?

  And it's a, um, I-

• 8:41Speaker 04

  But it's done, I'm excited.

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  I'm also offended by that question.

• 8:44Speaker 04

  No, I'm excited.

• 8:45Bobby Lee?

  Jaime, and fuck off.

• 8:47Speaker 04

  Is Jaime, is your name like Jaime, like a derogatory name for a Jewish person?

• 8:51Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 8:53Speaker 04

  That's the craziest-

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  I know, yeah.

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Jaime, that's what we call Jewish people where I'm from.

• 8:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I apologize for saying that.

• 9:01Speaker 04

  On the back.

• 9:02Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 9:02Speaker 04

  What was, oh, sorry.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  Oh, go ahead, Tim.

• 9:04Speaker 04

  No, I apologize.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  My bad, I apologize. And it's Jamie, but then it's Hispanic.

• 9:08Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, um.

• 9:09Speaker 04

  Okay, we don't do Hispanic anymore.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we don't do Hispanic anymore.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  The election happened.

• 9:13Bobby Lee?

  The election.

• 9:14Speaker 04

  I apologize.

• 9:15Bobby Lee?

  I C E.

• 9:19Speaker 02

  Oh, I was like, what?

• 9:21Bobby Lee?

  Just memorize that. I C E. And that's your future if you don't fucking shut the fuck up.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  I C E.

• 9:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that spell?

• 9:29Speaker 02

  Huh? I see dead people.

• 9:34Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. So we got one of those ones that like, you know, tried to cross the fence. He climbed too high. He fell and his head, he hit his head on that rock.

• 9:43Speaker 04

  That's okay.

• 9:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's okay. And he was like, where am I?

• 9:46Speaker 04

  It's a good act. This is gonna be tough to deport. Because when ICE is asking questions, he's gonna throw them in different directions.

• 9:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:54Speaker 04

  Where they have no idea what's going on.

• 9:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 9:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, I don't think Mexico would want you back.

• 10:01Speaker 02

  I'm not even from Mexico, I'm from Texas.

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, um. Great, very good.

• 10:05Speaker 04

  So we buried that hatch.

• 10:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:08Speaker 04

  Thank God.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  So we buried the three, all right.

• 10:10Speaker 04

  Well, that's good.

• 10:11Bobby Lee?

  But then we've had some recent, some joyous experiences.

• 10:14Speaker 04

  We've had lovely times.

• 10:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, uh, one being a full-blown nightmare for me. And I'd like to bring it up if I may.

• 10:21Speaker 04

  You're so famous, it's unreal. That's really what it comes down to.

• 10:25Bobby Lee?

  That's not what I was gonna say.

• 10:26Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 10:27Bobby Lee?

  But that is true.

• 10:28Speaker 04

  I was shocked. I realized you were known, but to the level was crazy.

• 10:33Bobby Lee?

  What, do you think I was an open mic'er? What the fuck? You know what's offensive about you, Tim?

• 10:36Speaker 04

  I never thought.

• 10:37Bobby Lee?

  You know what's offensive about you, Tim, right?

• 10:38Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 10:39Bobby Lee?

  You're shocked that people know who I am?

• 10:40Speaker 04

  No.

• 10:41Bobby Lee?

  Are you shocked that people know who the fuck you are?

• 10:43Speaker 04

  I'm shocked that anyone knows anyone, but it was, it was so many young people and it was the, the amount of people and the age range and the different cultures was amazing. It's actually impressive.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  The blacks?

• 10:55Speaker 04

  Well, that was a little startling.

• 10:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:59Speaker 04

  But no, but it was a lot of people that I was like, wow, that's awesome.

• 11:03Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm, you know, I'm, I don't know much about anything, right? So, um, my, um, comedy level is very kind of young. And I think that maybe that's the reason it is, but the thing is-

• 11:12Speaker 04

  Everybody was so happy to see you.

• 11:14Bobby Lee?

  But you took me to a rapper.

• 11:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, we went to a rapper's party.

• 11:19Bobby Lee?

  So this rapper is gonna fly in in a helicopter.

• 11:20Speaker 04

  Birthday party.

• 11:21Bobby Lee?

  It was me, Tim-

• 11:23Speaker 04

  Marcelo.

• 11:24Bobby Lee?

  Marcelo Hernandez-

• 11:25Speaker 04

  And Annie.

• 11:26Bobby Lee?

  And Annie Letterman.

• 11:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:27Bobby Lee?

  And we're in your Rolls Royce.

• 11:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:29Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. We drive to this thing on Wilshire.

• 11:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:33Bobby Lee?

  This building, you know what the building looked like? You know, remember in Die Hard?

• 11:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:37Bobby Lee?

  The first one, you know what I mean?

• 11:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:39Bobby Lee?

  Kinda like that.

• 11:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:40Bobby Lee?

  We're going up and, you know-

• 11:42Speaker 04

  It's a white rapper. That old rapper's now are white.

• 11:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes.

• 11:46Speaker 04

  Learn this.

• 11:47Bobby Lee?

  They're the best kind, no?

• 11:49Speaker 04

  Well, I don't know.

• 11:51Bobby Lee?

  Crazy sentence, but okay. Yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.

• 11:54Speaker 04

  Be honest.

• 11:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, maybe take that off.

• 11:55Speaker 04

  But this one, this one's really good and-

• 11:58Bobby Lee?

  He's very good.

• 11:58Speaker 04

  He was really talented.

• 11:59Bobby Lee?

  What a great performer.

• 12:00Speaker 04

  Net Spend.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  Next Spend.

• 12:02Speaker 04

  Net.

• 12:04Bobby Lee?

  Net? Ten nine yanho.

• 12:06Speaker 04

  Netanyahu. We went to go see Bibi Netanyahu. Rap music.

• 12:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:11Speaker 04

  And it was good.

• 12:12Bobby Lee?

  And he threw his little head thing into the car. It was great.

• 12:14Speaker 04

  Took a hat.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  What do you call those? Yamakas?

• 12:17Speaker 04

  Yamaka.

• 12:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, Yamaka.

• 12:19Speaker 04

  That's another thing when I-

• 12:20Bobby Lee?

  Are you Jew?

• 12:21Speaker 04

  I'm not.

• 12:22Bobby Lee?

  You're at The Grove.

• 12:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:23Bobby Lee?

  Right? And you wanna, you wanna act Jew. What do you do, you know? I'll tell you what I do.

• 12:28Speaker 04

  What do you do?

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  What? I, um, I throw a penny down and I grab it really quickly.

• 12:33Speaker 04

  That's good. I put on, I put on, I get a smoothie and I put on Scenes from Gaza and I laugh.

• 12:42Speaker 04

  And people go, wow, that's, are you Jewish? I go, I am. And they go, interesting. And I go, I know.

• 12:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:49Speaker 04

  So, just subtle ways.

• 12:50Bobby Lee?

  Just subtle, subtle ways. Very good.

• 12:53Speaker 04

  Kinda get in there.

• 12:53Bobby Lee?

  Very good. What are you, though?

• 12:55Speaker 04

  Uh, Irish, German. Just kinda white.

• 12:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're just a white guy?

• 12:58Speaker 04

  Just white.

• 12:59Bobby Lee?

  And your family's white, apparently?

• 13:01Speaker 04

  I think.

• 13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:04Speaker 04

  No, they're what? They're Irish. Grandfather came over from Ireland, legit Irish.

• 13:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 13:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:08Bobby Lee?

  And then how many, cause I don't know anything about you. Like, we hang out sometimes. I don't know anything about your, what? No, I'm just. Okay. I'm adjusted. Um, please not do that. I'm trying to listen. Okay. To his Ireland. Okay. You know where Ireland is? Yeah. Where? Across the sea. Exactly.

• 13:25Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  You're a genius. Anyway, um.

• 13:28Speaker 04

  And that's where you tell them you're from if they give you a problem. I'm from Ireland across the sea.

• 13:34Bobby Lee?

  Do your best Irish accent. I got here first and then I can repeat it. Can you do one?

• 13:39Speaker 04

  It's hard, I can't.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, can anyone do it?

• 13:42Speaker 00

  I'm after me Lucky Charms.

• 13:43Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 13:47Speaker 00

  Conor McGregor.

• 13:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 13:48Speaker 00

  Conor McGregor?

• 13:49Bobby Lee?

  That's how you pussy.

• 13:52Bobby Lee?

  And then I stop that.

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Just lick it. No.

• 13:58Speaker 00

  Seriously, stop.

• 13:59Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they, and you know, they like it, you know, but anyway, um, so I don't know anything about your background. You grew up in New York?

• 14:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah?

• 14:10Speaker 04

  I actually grew up, this is funny, I actually grew up in Malaysia.

• 14:15Speaker 04

  No, seriously, I grew up in Kuala Lumpur.

• 14:18Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real?

• 14:18Speaker 04

  That's serious. That's why, yeah, Malaysia, in Kuala Lumpur, you know Kuala Lumpur. I grew up there. And I spent a lot of my formative years at a prep school in Kuala Lumpur.

• 14:28Bobby Lee?

  Played hockey there.

• 14:29Speaker 04

  Cause my parents were working for a multinational import-export company.

• 14:33Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 14:34Speaker 04

  So I lived in Kuala Lumpur.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  You grew up with a little wealth?

• 14:37Speaker 04

  We were incredibly wealthy.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:39Speaker 04

  And I lived in Kuala Lumpur for my whole life.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  You did? Like, went to high school and everything?

• 14:44Speaker 04

  Everything, till last year.

• 14:45Bobby Lee?

  How'd you learn everything?

• 14:48Speaker 04

  I'm good like that.

• 14:50Bobby Lee?

  You absorb information.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  I absorb, so.

• 14:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Are you, so you're serious to me. You're not, if I find out you're lying.

• 14:56Speaker 04

  Bobby.

• 14:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you grew up in Kwanda Malor, right?

• 14:59Speaker 00

  Wait, say it one more time?

• 15:00Speaker 04

  Bobby, of course, I'm lying. Of course, I didn't grow up in Kuala Lumpur.

• 15:05Bobby Lee?

  Maybe on a military base. I don't know. You learned English on the military?

• 15:08Speaker 04

  No, I was from one guy, I'm from one guy.

• 15:10Bobby Lee?

  All right, all right! God damn dude. God, you're from Guatemala, alright, so listen.

• 15:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:17Bobby Lee?

  You grew up in Long Island.

• 15:18Speaker 04

  Long Island.

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Is that near Malaysia?

• 15:20Speaker 04

  No, it's Manhattan.

• 15:22Bobby Lee?

  Alright, Manhattan, yeah. Okay, so, and how many kids were in the family?

• 15:26Speaker 04

  One.

• 15:27Bobby Lee?

  You're the only kid.

• 15:28Speaker 04

  That's it, it's just me.

• 15:29Bobby Lee?

  And then your parents are still together?

• 15:31Speaker 04

  No, my mother's died.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  I'm sorry.

• 15:32Speaker 04

  And I killed her.

• 15:34Bobby Lee?

  Oh, very good.

• 15:35Speaker 04

  And, um, it's an open investigation, but.

• 15:39Bobby Lee?

  When did she die?

• 15:40Speaker 04

  Uh.

• 15:41Bobby Lee?

  I know you don't like this question.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  Year and a half ago. No, I don't mind this question, but I'm just trying to, it's such an exact, like, I'm gonna get it wrong and then people are gonna go, how can you not remember? And I'm gonna go, well, it wasn't.

• 15:49Bobby Lee?

  That's your family?

• 15:50Speaker 04

  Tariffs, yeah.

• 15:51Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 15:52Speaker 04

  It's kinda cute.

• 15:53Bobby Lee?

  Such a cute, your mom's pretty.

• 15:55Speaker 04

  She was pretty, yeah.

• 15:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, um, and they seem.

• 15:59Speaker 04

  That's the communion, in the, in the Catholic thing.

• 16:03Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 16:03Speaker 04

  You get the communion.

• 16:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:05Speaker 04

  And that was.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  You were a problem child. Look at your, you look like Damien from fucking Omen.

• 16:10Speaker 04

  I was, I like to, I like to, I like a little chaos.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Even as a kid, you were like a rambunctious.

• 16:16Speaker 04

  It was fun to have fun.

• 16:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:17Speaker 04

  It was fun to smoke cigs and do drugs. I was doing blow at like thirteen and stuff.

• 16:22Bobby Lee?

  Damn.

• 16:22Speaker 04

  Math at twelve.

• 16:23Bobby Lee?

  I did math at twelve.

• 16:24Speaker 04

  You did math at twelve?

• 16:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 16:25Speaker 04

  Yeah. Yeah, and what is that about us? Something's wrong.

• 16:29Bobby Lee?

  Is that what it is?

• 16:30Speaker 04

  Something's not.

• 16:31Bobby Lee?

  I've always said that, growing up.

• 16:32Speaker 04

  There's something wrong with you. No, anyone doing math at twelve or blow at thirteen, that's not the ideal.

• 16:38Bobby Lee?

  But something, I know it's not the ideal, but if something happened before to trigger it, cause I know my thing.

• 16:44Speaker 04

  Um, I was just a, I was an actor, I was a little kid, I was acting like six years old.

• 16:48Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 16:49Speaker 04

  And I was like, this crazy kid.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 16:52Speaker 04

  But I was never like molested, or I was never abused, or beaten up, or like burned with cigarettes. I didn't have to do the blow.

• 16:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:00Speaker 04

  But I did.

• 17:01Bobby Lee?

  And were your parents concerned?

• 17:04Speaker 04

  They, it wasn't great.

• 17:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:07Speaker 04

  But they didn't know, they didn't know I was doing that. They were just like, oh, we'd maybe smoking weed, that's bad, they hated that.

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 17:12Speaker 04

  But I was a bad kid.

• 17:14Bobby Lee?

  And your dad's still around?

• 17:15Speaker 04

  He's still around.

• 17:16Bobby Lee?

  I mean, can I be honest, can I ask you an honest question? Um, is he proud of you?

• 17:21Speaker 04

  I, I think so.

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, you're killing it.

• 17:24Speaker 04

  I, I'm, yeah, I think he's happy about it. I think it's a weird world.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 17:28Speaker 04

  Meaning like, you know, I think it's a, and it's an odd thing to do for a living.

• 17:33Bobby Lee?

  What we do?

• 17:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's odd.

• 17:36Speaker 04

  It's hard for people to understand. I think he know, he's very proud it's going well, but I, I think it's weird for anyone to understand it.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:44Speaker 04

  Like if I was a regular person with a regular job and had two kids and lived a regular life, maybe they would like that more.

• 17:49Bobby Lee?

  Maybe, yeah.

• 17:50Speaker 04

  Right?

• 17:50Bobby Lee?

  I think my parents too, yeah.

• 17:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:52Bobby Lee?

  Cause my mom doesn't have any grandkids.

• 17:53Speaker 04

  Right.

• 17:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, she asks questions like, are you okay?

• 17:56Speaker 04

  Right.

• 17:56Bobby Lee?

  And you go, no.

• 17:57Speaker 04

  Yeah. My father says that in the same voice. Calls up in an Asian voice, are you okay?

• 18:04Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 18:05Speaker 04

  It's the craziest.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  Crazy.

• 18:06Speaker 04

  I don't know why he does it.

• 18:07Bobby Lee?

  Why would he make that choice?

• 18:08Speaker 04

  He won't stop.

• 18:09Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Is he in the groundlings or something?

• 18:11Speaker 04

  He wants to find out as a gay, as an Asian woman.

• 18:14Bobby Lee?

  Wow, wow.

• 18:15Speaker 04

  But I, yeah.

• 18:16Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 18:17Speaker 04

  So I think they like, don't know, I think they're proud, but they don't, you know, it's a weird thing.

• 18:21Bobby Lee?

  Yep, what's, I mean, as a parent, if I had a kid that was like, I want to do stand up.

• 18:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:27Bobby Lee?

  I would be worried because you can see the first five years being so brutal.

• 18:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:32Bobby Lee?

  Was it brutal for you or?

• 18:33Speaker 04

  It was hard, I didn't have any money. It was fun.

• 18:36Bobby Lee?

  It's fun, yeah.

• 18:36Speaker 04

  It's a lot of fun.

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

  You get addicted to it, it's fun, but it's like, um, it's dopamine hits. It's another drug.

• 18:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's a big drug and, and I don't think they care that it would be hard. I think they were just kinda like, they were like, okay.

• 18:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 18:51Speaker 04

  Good for you.

• 18:52Bobby Lee?

  I, here's how I know we're similar because a couple of weeks ago on a Monday, you called the club and goes, I can't, do you have any spots for me to?

• 19:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I do the same thing where, yeah, is there anything I can do because I can't, I don't, I can't be in here.

• 19:06Speaker 04

  Sometimes it's depressing in Los Angeles because.

• 19:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 19:10Speaker 04

  People are upset and their houses all burned down and. And it's too much, too much. It's too much.

• 19:19Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 19:25Bobby Lee?

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• 20:05Speaker 02

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• 20:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

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• 20:18Speaker 00

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• 20:34Speaker 05

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• 20:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think he's, um, the Japanese love him.

• 20:40Speaker 05

  How about Juan Soto for more than one hit?

• 20:42Bobby Lee?

  The Japanese don't like him as much, but the Mexicans do, and I love it.

• 20:45Speaker 05

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• 20:53Bobby Lee?

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• 21:06Bobby Lee?

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• 21:11Speaker 02

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• 21:12Bobby Lee?

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• 21:32Bobby Lee?

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• 21:46Speaker 02

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• 21:51Bobby Lee?

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• 22:12Speaker 02

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• 22:21Bobby Lee?

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• 22:43Speaker 04

  It's too much.

• 22:44Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 22:44Speaker 04

  And I get angry.

• 22:45Bobby Lee?

  Were you scared that your house is, no? My house is okay, right?

• 22:49Speaker 04

  It's whole. I mean, listen.

• 22:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 22:55Speaker 04

  So what if it didn't burn down? What does that mean? I'm unaffected? I'm affected as-

• 22:59Bobby Lee?

  You're not affected.

• 23:00Speaker 04

  I'm as affected as someone whose home burned down.

• 23:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you really are. Oh, tell me some of the feelings you're going through, you fuckface.

• 23:06Speaker 04

  Because the thing is, I don't like this idea that just because someone's house burned down, they're more deserving of sympathy than I am.

• 23:15Speaker 04

  That's crazy.

• 23:16Bobby Lee?

  It is crazy.

• 23:17Speaker 04

  We're part of a human fucking community.

• 23:18Bobby Lee?

  Connected.

• 23:19Speaker 04

  We're part of a human community. And when I went to the montage in Laguna Beach and I said, "I'd like an ice cream sundae." And she said, "Oh, we don't make them after 11." I said, "Oh, I'm sorry, my house burned down." And they brought an ice cream sundae and then I ate it in the lobby and I pretended to be on the phone with an insurance person. And my friend goes, "Why are you saying all this stuff about insurance to me?" And I said, "Just do this for a minute."

• 23:40Bobby Lee?

  Oh, for the ice cream lady? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 23:42Speaker 04

  For her. And then she goes, and I said, "And here's some money." And she goes, "You know what? It's on the house." I said, "Yeah."

• 23:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's like when I, you know, like when tragedy happens with Asians, like when Virginia Tech, Virginia Tech happened.

• 23:53Speaker 04

  You're affected.

• 23:54Bobby Lee?

  I was affected by Virginia. And also, since it was a Korean guy, for a year I was Chinese.

• 23:59Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 24:00Bobby Lee?

  You can do that.

• 24:01Speaker 04

  I knew a guy, I was roommates with a guy who's Russian, then the Ukraine war happened, now he's Ukrainian.

• 24:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 24:07Speaker 04

  Exactly, he just decided.

• 24:09Bobby Lee?

  Decide.

• 24:09Speaker 04

  You can decide.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:11Speaker 04

  I can decide.

• 24:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's my choice.

• 24:14Speaker 04

  So that's why I called the club. I was really depressed because everyone here's got to get their act together.

• 24:19Bobby Lee?

  Mm, mm-hmm. What do you mean?

• 24:22Speaker 04

  With this, with this city.

• 24:23Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know.

• 24:24Speaker 04

  People have to be happy.

• 24:25Bobby Lee?

  It is glum.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  It's, it's gloomy.

• 24:27Bobby Lee?

  It's gloomy.

• 24:28Speaker 04

  It's gloomy. Oh, and it's all day, everyone's like, "Oh, I have no job." "My house has burned down." "I can't work."

• 24:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:35Speaker 04

  "There was a home invasion." "It tied my wife up."

• 24:37Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 24:38Speaker 04

  And I'm like, "Hey, man, not what this is about." "It's not what any of this is about. I don't want to hear any of this."

• 24:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:46Speaker 04

  "Come to me with positive, happy things."

• 24:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 24:49Speaker 04

  You know?

• 24:50Bobby Lee?

  Like, I'll, let me be a guy, a neighbor. "Hey, Tim."

• 24:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:55Bobby Lee?

  "I know my wife died, but..."

• 24:56Speaker 04

  Right.

• 24:57Bobby Lee?

  "I found a butterfly."

• 24:58Speaker 04

  No, this is what LA is now. LA goes like, LA used to be this. LA used to be like, "How are you? You're doing good? I'm doing good. I'm doing so good, I don't even want to talk about it. I hear you're doing good." You're like, "I'm doing actually great."

• 25:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:10Speaker 04

  You're like, "I'm doing great." Here's what LA is now. "How do you think that girl from Buffy died? Why did her liver fail?"

• 25:16Bobby Lee?

  Wait, who was that?

• 25:19Speaker 04

  And I go, I don't know why her liver.

• 25:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:21Speaker 04

  And they go, they told her her liver was gonna fail.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:24Speaker 04

  Before.

• 25:24Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 25:25Speaker 04

  And then it failed. And then I go, hey, man.

• 25:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 25:28Speaker 04

  Not what I want.

• 25:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 25:30Speaker 04

  So I think we just gotta get happier.

• 25:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you know what I don't like either? You're driving by the Viper Room.

• 25:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:36Bobby Lee?

  With some friend from out of town.

• 25:37Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 25:38Bobby Lee?

  And they go, they go, is that where River Phoenix died?

• 25:41Speaker 04

  No. It's, it happened the other day to me.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  So long ago.

• 25:45Speaker 04

  It happened the other day.

• 25:46Bobby Lee?

  And then you gotta pull over, take a photo with the guy, you know what I mean? Exactly where, you know what I mean?

• 25:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:51Bobby Lee?

  And I, and I love, what a great talent. And I'm so sorry, Joaquin. Go ahead.

• 25:56Speaker 04

  Um, I, I did a film with Joaquin and.

• 26:00Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you, oh, yeah, Joker 2.

• 26:02Speaker 04

  It was.

• 26:03Bobby Lee?

  Uh, your explanation of that fucking, that, that day is so fucking.

• 26:07Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, and you know, listen, I'm.

• 26:09Bobby Lee?

  It's so funny.

• 26:11Speaker 04

  I'm grateful for the opportunity.

• 26:12Bobby Lee?

  Were you nervous?

• 26:14Speaker 04

  It was so nerve wracking because he's like the best actor of our time, right?

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Of all time.

• 26:18Speaker 04

  One of them.

• 26:18Bobby Lee?

  One of them, yeah.

• 26:19Speaker 04

  And then I'm not.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? I'm not terrible, but I'm, I'm really not in there.

• 26:26Bobby Lee?

  We're, we're good for comics.

• 26:27Speaker 04

  I'm not in the conversation.

• 26:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm never in the mix. I'm never in the mix.

• 26:32Speaker 04

  No, it's a Daniel Day-Lewis him.

• 26:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:35Speaker 04

  It's not me.

• 26:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  And you're better than Snow White.

• 26:39Speaker 04

  I'm better than her, yeah.

• 26:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:41Speaker 04

  I'm absolutely. Look how good I am in this.

• 26:42Bobby Lee?

  Push pause, push pause.

• 26:43Speaker 04

  It's actually, by the way, I actually want you to review this and tell me if I'm good.

• 26:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  You've done more acting than me.

• 26:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:47Speaker 04

  Don't lie to me. Tell me if I'm good.

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 26:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay. I've seen enough.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  You only say we're fine.

• 26:59Bobby Lee?

  It's, I've seen enough.

• 27:00Speaker 04

  What's your review?

• 27:01Bobby Lee?

  Push pause.

• 27:06Speaker 01

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• 28:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, can you sign my book?

• 28:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Pretty good.

• 28:13Speaker 04

  It's not bad.

• 28:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Natural. I mean, uh...

• 28:15Speaker 04

  And by the way...

• 28:16Bobby Lee?

  Marc Maron would have done better.

• 28:17Speaker 04

  It only took...

• 28:18Bobby Lee?

  Let me just give you a list of...

• 28:19Speaker 04

  I wish he did the...

• 28:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:21Speaker 04

  I wish he did the movie.

• 28:22Bobby Lee?

  Marc Maron and Santana would have done better.

• 28:23Speaker 04

  By the way, I wish they both did the movie.

• 28:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Fortune Feimster way better.

• 28:28Speaker 04

  Too... She would have been too goofy.

• 28:30Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you think so?

• 28:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, but no, I don't think she would have...

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you also look completely different. You transform.

• 28:36Speaker 04

  They made me look different, yeah.

• 28:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:37Speaker 04

  Well, that's what acting is.

• 28:38Bobby Lee?

  That's exactly...

• 28:41Bobby Lee?

  Is that what acting is?

• 28:42Speaker 04

  That's what acting is.

• 28:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 28:43Speaker 04

  Actually acting.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  They never taught me that in class.

• 28:45Speaker 04

  Look at this, look how good I'm doing right now.

• 28:46Bobby Lee?

  That's him.

• 28:47Speaker 04

  Now, look how scared I look. Look, I bite my lip because I'm scared.

• 28:50Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. That's amazing.

• 28:51Speaker 04

  That's a good choice.

• 28:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:53Speaker 04

  And it only took 30 or 40 takes to get that.

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What was... Okay, push pause. What was that like? Because I'm, in my mind, if I'm like, you know, you know, because we're... I come from the open-mic system. Ghetto, ghetto, ghetto.

• 29:07Speaker 04

  So did I.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  No, there's no glitz to it.

• 29:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:10Bobby Lee?

  And then finally, one day, they ask you to do something, and you show up. And it's a... Because I've been on movies this big before where it's, it's a big to-do. There's a huge crew.

• 29:20Speaker 04

  It's a huge deal.

• 29:21Bobby Lee?

  It's a huge deal. You have a guy just, you know what I mean? This way, this way, you know what I mean?

• 29:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. It's a whole fucking thing. And it's like, and you're nervous.

• 29:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, so nervous. I was so... I called my agent going, "I shouldn't be here."

• 29:33Bobby Lee?

  I know, me too. I do the same thing.

• 29:35Speaker 04

  And he's like, "Everyone calls and says that."

• 29:37Bobby Lee?

  I, when I was in The Dictator, I told my handler, I go, "I don't think I can do this."

• 29:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was like, I I don't know if I'm good.

• 29:43Bobby Lee?

  Right, right.

• 29:44Speaker 04

  And then I did it, ended up being fine.

• 29:46Bobby Lee?

  It was fine, yeah.

• 29:46Speaker 04

  You know, but it is nerve wracking. Cause these guys, like Joaquin's brilliant.

• 29:51Bobby Lee?

  He is.

• 29:51Speaker 04

  Brendan Gleeson's brilliant.

• 29:53Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, amazing. You're in a scene with them.

• 29:55Speaker 04

  And you're in a scene with these two guys, and this is like the first scene I've done in any movie.

• 29:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, except for your head getting chopped off.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  But that was after this.

• 30:02Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 30:03Speaker 04

  This came out later, cause they edited it for two years.

• 30:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so that was your first movie?

• 30:07Speaker 04

  It was the first scene I've ever done.

• 30:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh my god, you edited it?

• 30:10Speaker 04

  And Brendan Gleeson, I've never done a scene at all, and that's the first one I do.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:15Speaker 04

  And you know, I mean, I carried it a little.

• 30:19Bobby Lee?

  I think that scene, yes.

• 30:20Speaker 04

  I think that part of it, part of it is me carrying it.

• 30:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 30:23Speaker 04

  And putting them on my back and walking around.

• 30:26Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't go that far, but very good.

• 30:29Speaker 04

  Have you seen Gaga on that? It's a big mess.

• 30:33Speaker 04

  She made a big mess.

• 30:34Bobby Lee?

  I know she did.

• 30:36Speaker 04

  She did.

• 30:36Bobby Lee?

  Um, uh.

• 30:37Speaker 04

  She did. I don't, I don't like this.

• 30:39Bobby Lee?

  And then you, you, you, um, during the shooting, do you think it was gonna be that bad, though, or not?

• 30:44Speaker 04

  We all thought.

• 30:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you really thought?

• 30:46Speaker 04

  We all knew.

• 30:47Bobby Lee?

  No way.

• 30:47Speaker 04

  You know.

• 30:49Bobby Lee?

  I thought Borderlands was gonna be a hit.

• 30:50Speaker 04

  They did.

• 30:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I thought it was gonna be a great movie.

• 30:52Speaker 04

  Did you really?

• 30:53Bobby Lee?

  No. I don't, but here's why, here's why I don't believe you.

• 30:56Speaker 04

  I almost got that role.

• 30:57Bobby Lee?

  I know you did. You guys auditioned for that? No, no, no, it's not that. When I was in fucking.

• 31:01Speaker 04

  We auditioned always for the same role, and he gets it.

• 31:03Bobby Lee?

  No, no, you, the, the, the bus driver.

• 31:05Speaker 04

  The Russian guy.

• 31:05Bobby Lee?

  The Russian guy, yeah. So, um, when I was in, um, Budapest, and I met Eli, he, the first thing he came out, I was like, Tim almost, Tim almost got this movie. I was like, oh, fuck. He read with you.

• 31:19Speaker 04

  I did it?

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:20Speaker 04

  And then they said, they said we went with someone else, and I went, okay, thank you, and then.

• 31:24Bobby Lee?

  He went with his childhood friend.

• 31:27Speaker 04

  He went to, grew up with, yeah. But here's the other thing, it is funny because that movie ate it. So would, Borderlands didn't do good. Yeah, it is. So it would be funny if I was in Joker.

• 31:39Bobby Lee?

  I think God, I think God saved you.

• 31:41Speaker 04

  Right?

• 31:41Bobby Lee?

  You think he saved you?

• 31:42Speaker 04

  I think it was good to not be in two.

• 31:46Speaker 00

  Studio bombs? Massive.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:49Speaker 00

  Massive loss of income.

• 31:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:53Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I've never been in anything that's like, I've guest starred on things that were pretty good, but it's like, I've never been in like a movie where it was a hit or whatever. It's so hard.

• 32:02Speaker 04

  Here's what I thought. We were in Joker and we're sitting there and the scene, the, the set's amazing.

• 32:07Bobby Lee?

  Wait, I got 10%. What did Joker?

• 32:08Speaker 00

  What do you think Joker 2 got? Let's see if you, you beat it?

• 32:10Speaker 04

  7%.

• 32:11Bobby Lee?

  17%.

• 32:12Speaker 00

  Tim wins, 31%.

• 32:14Speaker 04

  Oh. But that, those people are crazy. Lock them up. Lock those people.

• 32:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:20Speaker 04

  We're sitting on set. They built the Arkham Asylum. It's fucking amazing.

• 32:25Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 32:26Speaker 04

  And we're sitting there making it rain. They're doing all this crazy stuff.

• 32:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  And then, we hear, um, Joaquin go, "For once in my life, I have someone who needs me, someone who needs me."

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  I remember that.

• 32:42Speaker 04

  And, and I just look at the guy next to me.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:46Speaker 04

  And we went, "Oh no."

• 32:48Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 32:49Bobby Lee?

  I would have done the same.

• 32:50Speaker 04

  Because immediately we're like, this is not at all what anybody who was a fan of that first movie.

• 32:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 32:55Speaker 04

  Wanted to see.

• 32:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's an odd choice.

• 32:59Speaker 04

  It's an odd choice.

• 32:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and this is, I mean, at, I mean, usually I don't like executives getting involved and, but somebody, I really don't.

• 33:06Speaker 04

  I think they didn't like the fanbase of the first movie. They thought it attracted like incels or whatever, politically volatile people. And they said, "Maybe if in the next movie, we make, make it like a gay show tunes musical." That will make people.

• 33:20Bobby Lee?

  Well, incels deserve movies as well.

• 33:23Speaker 04

  Well, for sure.

• 33:25Bobby Lee?

  Crazy Rich Asians for Asians?

• 33:26Speaker 04

  That's a great movie.

• 33:27Bobby Lee?

  Right? Dead Presidents for black people?

• 33:29Speaker 04

  Bro, that's one of my favorite movies, Crazy Rich Asians.

• 33:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they wouldn't even see me for the movie. Let's not bring it up.

• 33:35Speaker 04

  I, I, I'm sorry about that.

• 33:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of things that they didn't want to see me in, but.

• 33:39Speaker 04

  But I, it is a good story.

• 33:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 33:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:42Speaker 04

  Of, of, of, uh, of rich people in Asia.

• 33:47Bobby Lee?

  I've never saw it, okay, tell me.

• 33:48Speaker 04

  Cause I focus.

• 33:49Bobby Lee?

  Explain, explain the movie to me, cause I've never seen it.

• 33:51Speaker 04

  Here's what happened.

• 33:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:52Speaker 04

  A hot guy.

• 33:53Bobby Lee?

  I'm a studio exec. You're the writer.

• 33:55Speaker 04

  Ready?

• 33:56Bobby Lee?

  Well, I gotta do the intro.

• 33:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 33:58Speaker 07

  Who's that?

• 33:59Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 34:00Speaker 07

  I don't know, he, he is an intern. I'm Chinese.

• 34:04Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 34:04Speaker 07

  By the way, I'm Chinese, okay. He intern, I don't know him.

• 34:07Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 34:07Speaker 07

  Okay. Excuse me, Mr. Dion.

• 34:09Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 34:10Speaker 07

  I would like to hear about your, your movie.

• 34:14Speaker 04

  It's about?

• 34:15Speaker 07

  Hold on a second, right? Where's your bow?

• 34:18Speaker 04

  My bow is, is in, oh, oh, my bow. I thought you meant my bow bun, and I was gonna say, I ate my bow bun.

• 34:25Speaker 07

  Excuse me, you in Beijing right now?

• 34:26Speaker 04

  Yes, yes.

• 34:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, so bow, okay, thank you. And, excuse me, taco. Yes. Yeah, boba, milk tea, from him. Me, I want a fried shrimp, uh, sweet and sour.

• 34:38Speaker 04

  Yes, I will have some of the shrimp as well.

• 34:40Speaker 07

  So, white rice. Okay, white people like a white rice. Mobile. Okay, anyway, bye bye. Okay, bye bye. Bye bye, to those, I don't wanna hear, see you, no, no. He got a good movie script for you, you buy, okay? Oh, you pitch it to him, fool, what the fuck?

• 34:52Speaker 04

  I tell him a little bit.

• 34:55Speaker 07

  Wait, in the lobby? In the lobby, you pitch it to him in the lobby? Oh, good, you buy, you buy. I'll buy if I like. No, you buy it, and then you give Bobby the. How about you, you buy milk tea, you buy fucking shrimp? You give Bobby the. Anyway, get the fuck out of here, go ahead, oh, sorry. It's, it's, I read wrong.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  This reminds me of a, there's a Chinese restaurant in New York City where when a black person comes in, they go, you pay now.

• 35:16Speaker 04

  They're very, it's very rare.

• 35:17Speaker 07

  Okay, here we, here we.

• 35:19Speaker 04

  Crazy. Yeah, crazy.

• 35:22Speaker 07

  Cra- I say it the way I say. Reach, cra- cra-.

• 35:27Speaker 04

  Crazy.

• 35:27Speaker 07

  Reach. Reach.

• 35:29Speaker 04

  Asia.

• 35:30Speaker 07

  Asia, okay, very good, very good.

• 35:32Speaker 04

  And it's about a man who needs a woman.

• 35:35Speaker 07

  A man who needs a woman.

• 35:36Speaker 04

  And they're both really good looking.

• 35:39Speaker 07

  Oh, I, I, I've been China all my life, not see any good looking.

• 35:43Speaker 04

  No, they're almost white, that's what's good about it.

• 35:45Speaker 07

  Oh, let me put the note down.

• 35:46Speaker 04

  Both almost white. Almost white, did a tiny kiss of Asian.

• 35:50Speaker 07

  Oh, oh, so is Keanu Reeves in it?

• 35:53Speaker 04

  He's like that.

• 35:53Speaker 07

  He's almost white, almost Asian.

• 35:55Speaker 04

  Little kiss, it's a little zest.

• 35:58Speaker 07

  They use the tongue, and then, hold on, yes, they use the tongue, and they, they use the tongue, the tongues. Oh, tong, oh, tong, oh, tong.

• 36:07Speaker 04

  And the tongue.

• 36:07Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, okay, I, I like this guy.

• 36:09Speaker 04

  Yes, he, see, he could be Cuban.

• 36:13Speaker 07

  Oh, that's right.

• 36:13Speaker 04

  He could be Cuban, and that's what's good, but he's actually Asian.

• 36:16Speaker 07

  Yeah. At first, I thought that guy was the kid, remember the kid from the 90s where he was in the tub?

• 36:21Speaker 04

  Yes, yes.

• 36:21Speaker 07

  Elon, what's his name?

• 36:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. Elon Musk?

• 36:25Speaker 07

  Elon Musk? Hey, don't break character. Elon Musk?

• 36:32Speaker 07

  Anyway, tell me that story. I don't care about, casting later, casting later.

• 36:36Speaker 04

  He's rich.

• 36:37Speaker 07

  Oh, he rich?

• 36:37Speaker 04

  He's really rich, and his girl.

• 36:39Speaker 07

  He all crazy too, huh?

• 36:41Speaker 04

  Uh, no, no, no, he's not crazy.

• 36:42Speaker 07

  Oh, he no crazy?

• 36:43Speaker 04

  He's no crazy.

• 36:44Speaker 07

  He the rich part, okay.

• 36:45Speaker 04

  He's rich.

• 36:46Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 36:46Speaker 04

  And.

• 36:47Speaker 07

  But no Asian.

• 36:48Speaker 04

  And, and, and, the, uh, the, um, the, he's with a, he goes on a date with a woman who's poor. But not, but Asian poor, meaning.

• 36:56Speaker 07

  I know poor.

• 36:57Speaker 04

  Very well educated.

• 36:58Speaker 07

  What's he Filipino?

• 36:59Speaker 04

  And she's doing, well, no, no, no, not that, we won't, we're not gonna make movies with those.

• 37:05Speaker 07

  Oh, yeah, that's, look, look at my sign on the wall.

• 37:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:08Speaker 07

  No Filipino allow. Okay, go ahead. Hey, man. Oh, oh, I'm sorry, this, you know my, uh, my wife? You know my wife?

• 37:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:15Speaker 07

  What the fuck, man? What the fuck? Coco? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, dude, you know, you put it on a basket?

• 37:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:22Speaker 07

  You spin, spin?

• 37:23Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:23Speaker 07

  You, you get hot?

• 37:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:25Speaker 07

  I wind, you're very good at that.

• 37:26Speaker 04

  That's good.

• 37:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, Coco, go back in the cave.

• 37:29Speaker 04

  Now, look at her.

• 37:30Speaker 07

  Oh, my lord!

• 37:32Speaker 04

  Now, listen to me, that is an Asian person.

• 37:35Speaker 07

  100% Asian, oh my god.

• 37:37Speaker 04

  I can't believe it either.

• 37:38Speaker 07

  The AI or no?

• 37:39Speaker 04

  She's a white woman, who's, who's tired.

• 37:45Speaker 04

  She took a red eye flight. That's how Asian she is.

• 37:48Speaker 07

  Or maybe she look at the eclipse or, or the sun or something.

• 37:51Speaker 04

  She burned her eyes with sun. Now, here we started to get more.

• 37:54Speaker 07

  What the fuck is that these?

• 37:55Speaker 04

  Well, this is funny, comedy.

• 37:57Speaker 07

  Oh, that's a, oh.

• 37:58Speaker 04

  Comedy funny.

• 37:59Speaker 07

  I guess.

• 38:00Speaker 04

  Now, we get cra- this is crazy.

• 38:02Speaker 07

  Oh, yes, really, look at him.

• 38:04Speaker 04

  Now, he's crazy.

• 38:05Speaker 07

  He crazy.

• 38:06Speaker 04

  He's crazy.

• 38:07Speaker 07

  And then what do we got here now?

• 38:08Speaker 04

  Well, to the left, you have, eh, eh, funny?

• 38:11Speaker 07

  Funny?

• 38:12Speaker 04

  Funny on the back?

• 38:13Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:13Speaker 04

  Black?

• 38:16Speaker 07

  No, you know, aqua sea black.

• 38:18Speaker 04

  Yes, black.

• 38:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:19Speaker 04

  Little black.

• 38:20Speaker 07

  Yeah, buck.

• 38:20Speaker 04

  And, uh, bok bok is her line.

• 38:22Speaker 07

  Bok bok.

• 38:23Speaker 04

  And then, uh, hot, hot.

• 38:24Speaker 07

  Hot.

• 38:25Speaker 04

  Accomplished.

• 38:26Speaker 07

  Accomplished.

• 38:26Speaker 04

  Cuban.

• 38:27Speaker 07

  Cuban. Oh, very good. Sold!

• 38:30Speaker 04

  200 million.

• 38:31Speaker 07

  No.

• 38:32Speaker 04

  All right.

• 38:32Speaker 07

  Yeah. $4,300.

• 38:35Speaker 07

  Very good, thank you so much.

• 38:36Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 38:37Speaker 07

  I heard, oh, you also another script joker too?

• 38:42Speaker 07

  Okay, we do later, we do later.

• 38:45Bobby Lee?

  Very nice, so that's what it's about? It's a rich Asian guy meets a poor Asian lady.

• 38:49Speaker 04

  You've never seen it?

• 38:50Bobby Lee?

  No, I refuse. He refuses.

• 38:51Speaker 04

  It's actually a really good movie because they have a beautiful home and it's fun and it's good.

• 38:57Bobby Lee?

  Are you being real with me, dude?

• 38:58Speaker 04

  I'm dead serious.

• 38:59Bobby Lee?

  I've said it three times.

• 39:00Speaker 04

  It's actually not a bad movie.

• 39:02Bobby Lee?

  So then, um, is it better than My Fat Greek Wedding?

• 39:06Speaker 04

  Here's why it's not.

• 39:12Bobby Lee?

  Not when I'm drinking, okay, so tell me why it's not.

• 39:15Speaker 04

  Here's why it's not.

• 39:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:16Speaker 04

  Um, The Fat Greek Wedding is just a big disgusting...

• 39:22Bobby Lee?

  There's only one fat lady, right, isn't it?

• 39:24Speaker 04

  It doesn't matter.

• 39:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 39:25Speaker 04

  They're heinous people. Furry and they scream.

• 39:29Bobby Lee?

  Food's good? You love food.

• 39:31Speaker 04

  But the food's good, but the Asian food's good too.

• 39:34Bobby Lee?

  That's true.

• 39:34Speaker 04

  What, what, what, Crazy Rich Asians is good because old Asian ladies will get very serious in the middle of it and they'll pull someone to them and go, "In my country, we have a tradition."

• 39:44Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 39:45Speaker 04

  And then they make a dumpling very quietly.

• 39:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 39:48Speaker 04

  You know? And that, there's something intense about that.

• 39:51Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 39:51Speaker 04

  And beautiful. But My Big Fat Greek Wedding might be funnier because there's la, there's no intense...

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  And these Greek ladies are loud when they make baklava.

• 39:59Speaker 04

  They're loud and they're silly.

• 40:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:01Speaker 04

  But the Asians are kind of very serious about it and they're like, "In we have it." "We, we have a tradition," and they play marjoram.

• 40:10Bobby Lee?

  Right, or they go...

• 40:11Speaker 04

  And they play marj... I may watch it when I get home.

• 40:13Bobby Lee?

  Pearl Harbor.

• 40:14Speaker 04

  They're so good.

• 40:15Bobby Lee?

  How do we attack Pearl Harbor?

• 40:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, so, um, you think Greek Wedding is not as good then?

• 40:22Speaker 04

  No, I think it's better be, as a comedy.

• 40:24Bobby Lee?

  I remember, because I've seen it a couple times, I remember back in the day I liked it. The Greek Wedding.

• 40:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:29Speaker 04

  It's fun.

• 40:29Bobby Lee?

  But, um, what's your...

• 40:30Speaker 04

  We need to get back to those.

• 40:31Bobby Lee?

  Are you a film guy?

• 40:32Speaker 04

  I love films.

• 40:34Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 40:35Speaker 04

  Bobby.

• 40:38Bobby Lee?

  Like what?

• 40:39Speaker 04

  Like what do I think are...

• 40:40Bobby Lee?

  Like if I was like from an alien, I'm an alien from a different planet. Oh, yeah. I come down, I go to the Hamptons.

• 40:45Speaker 04

  My favorite movie.

• 40:46Bobby Lee?

  And I, well, let me act it out.

• 40:47Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 40:50Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 40:50Bobby Lee?

  That's me walking.

• 40:52Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 40:53Bobby Lee?

  Cause I've been to your house.

• 40:54Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 40:55Bobby Lee?

  Your old house. Yeah.

• 40:59Speaker 04

  Ooh, that sounds like an alien outside. Okay.

• 41:02Bobby Lee?

  And then I knock, you open the door.

• 41:04Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 41:05Speaker 07

  Oh my god, it's a marshmallow.

• 41:07Bobby Lee?

  Asian? What? You Asian still? Aliens talk like Asians too.

• 41:12Speaker 07

  Oh my god, it's a gigantic marshmallow like in Ghostbusters in the first one.

• 41:17Speaker 04

  But then, and you would giggle because Asians would love that.

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh yeah.

• 41:20Speaker 04

  They would love it.

• 41:20Bobby Lee?

  We would love that.

• 41:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:22Bobby Lee?

  Would love it. Yeah, yeah.

• 41:23Speaker 07

  Tell me, my friend?

• 41:24Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 41:27Speaker 04

  You're still walking, that's it?

• 41:29Bobby Lee?

  Why walk in place?

• 41:30Speaker 04

  Oh, that is.

• 41:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, you're so big, I can't get through you.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 41:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but so I keep walking.

• 41:35Speaker 04

  It's a scene from Pokemon.

• 41:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and your head, this is your belly?

• 41:39Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 41:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and then you ask about films.

• 41:43Speaker 07

  Tell me about movies?

• 41:44Speaker 04

  The best.

• 41:45Speaker 07

  Top five movie of your time, all time.

• 41:47Speaker 04

  Top five.

• 41:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 41:48Speaker 04

  It's, be real. Number one, Easter Sunday. Number two, Easter Sunday. Number three, Easter Sunday. Number four, Easter, no, um, which I love, I love. My godson is legitimately Filipino.

• 42:01Bobby Lee?

  I know, and I'm sorry for that joke earlier about the plaque and all that, everything.

• 42:04Speaker 04

  Well, it's actually wrong, cause he's, he's, he's also Taiwanese and Chinese.

• 42:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay. Well, then throw that out first, too, okay?

• 42:10Speaker 04

  Top five movies, The Birdcage is one of the funniest movies.

• 42:14Bobby Lee?

  Great movie.

• 42:14Speaker 04

  One of the best screenplays ever written. Nichols and May, Legend.

• 42:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, amazing.

• 42:18Speaker 04

  Uh, okay.

• 42:19Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 42:20Speaker 04

  Casino is one of the best movies.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  One of the best movies of all time.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  Of all time.

• 42:23Bobby Lee?

  Maybe not the best Scorsese movie that.

• 42:25Speaker 04

  No, but I, I, of course, but I, I think that's a, a, a, a great movie.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  I would go Bean Streets, but okay, go ahead.

• 42:31Speaker 04

  Okay, that's fair.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, and we're not, you know, we're not fiscal labor. We should have a show like that.

• 42:35Speaker 04

  We absolutely, oh my god, we absolutely should.

• 42:37Bobby Lee?

  Number three?

• 42:38Speaker 04

  Uh, number three, I would say, uh, I'm gonna go with.

• 42:45Speaker 04

  Tommy Boy, classic.

• 42:47Bobby Lee?

  Really good movie.

• 42:48Speaker 04

  Comedy, as a classic comedy.

• 42:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:50Speaker 04

  Hard, in that pantheon of comedies.

• 42:53Bobby Lee?

  And doing that Theo Von movie with Dave.

• 42:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:55Bobby Lee?

  I mean, doing a scene with them.

• 42:57Speaker 04

  It's wild, right?

• 42:58Bobby Lee?

  It's wild, it was kinda like a dream almost.

• 43:00Speaker 04

  It's a dream.

• 43:01Bobby Lee?

  Because you don't feel like you're, you know, like Joker two or Borderlands where you're nervous.

• 43:06Speaker 04

  Right.

• 43:07Bobby Lee?

  It felt more like we're at a club.

• 43:09Speaker 04

  You wanna have fun.

• 43:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and you can make mistakes, you can make mistakes.

• 43:13Speaker 04

  You wanna do the right thing.

• 43:13Bobby Lee?

  Right, and they're like, just do whatever you want, you know what I mean? I like that, so Tommy Boy four.

• 43:19Speaker 04

  There's an Oliver Stone movie called Nixon, which you've never seen.

• 43:22Bobby Lee?

  I love Nixon.

• 43:22Speaker 04

  You've seen it?

• 43:23Bobby Lee?

  Of course, I've seen every Oliver Stone movie.

• 43:24Speaker 04

  Really good, so Anthony Hopkins is amazing.

• 43:26Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know he's in it.

• 43:27Speaker 04

  Wow, by the way, wow. Um, Nixon, interesting, okay. By the way.

• 43:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 43:33Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 43:34Bobby Lee?

  What, what, were you joking with Nixon?

• 43:36Speaker 04

  No, no, I was shocked that you've seen it.

• 43:38Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen it.

• 43:39Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 43:41Bobby Lee?

  Oh my god, what, dude, I lie. I'm a fucking liar, dude, my whole life is a lie.

• 43:46Speaker 04

  No, it's not.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so it should come to no surprise.

• 43:49Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  I've never seen any of those movies, Sam.

• 43:51Speaker 04

  Um, that's not true.

• 43:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I've seen Casino, Birdcage.

• 43:56Speaker 04

  And I would say that, I would say, in the rounding, and this is just off the top of my head, so people.

• 44:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I hope it's from the top of your head.

• 44:04Speaker 04

  I did prepare.

• 44:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 44:05Speaker 04

  Um, I would say like, number five, I'm gonna go with, um.

• 44:21Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:22Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:23Bobby Lee?

  Shopify, oh my god, we have a business, we have an online business.

• 44:27Speaker 04

  Yes, we sell merch.

• 44:28Bobby Lee?

  If we don't have Shopify, we have nothing, right?

• 44:30Speaker 04

  Nope, nope.

• 44:30Bobby Lee?

  Shopify is a commerce platform behind millions of businesses around the entire world. And 10% of all e-commerce in the US from household names like Mattel and Jimm Shark to brands just getting started. What if I can't design a website? Shopify's got you, from the get-go with beautiful, ready-to-go templates to match your brand style.

• 44:52Speaker 02

  What if I need a hand? Get help with everyday tasks like enhancing product images and writing product descriptions or generating discount codes with Shopify's AI tools created for commerce.

• 45:07Speaker 00

  What if people haven't heard about my brand? Shopify helps you find your customers with easy to run email and social media campaigns.

• 45:13Speaker 05

  Oh, and what if I get stuck? Shopify is always around to share advice with their award winning 24/7 customer support. It does everything that we didn't know we needed to do.

• 45:22Speaker 00

  Yes, that's right. It's actually very easy. It's user friendly and without it, I feel like we'd have a pain trying to sell merch. Turn those dreams into cha-ching and give them the best shot at success with Shopify. Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at Shopify.com/tigerbelly. Go to Shopify.com/tigerbelly. Shopify.com/tigerbelly.

• 45:48Speaker 04

  I'm gonna go with, um...

• 45:52Speaker 04

  Something like...

• 45:56Speaker 04

  I would say something like, um...

• 45:58Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck, man? Just say it.

• 46:00Speaker 04

  It's gonna take me an hour.

• 46:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:02Speaker 04

  I would say, um...

• 46:05Speaker 04

  Kind of like The Dark Knight.

• 46:06Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. Yeah, you know what? I'll tell you why about The Dark Knight.

• 46:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:11Bobby Lee?

  It's because, um...

• 46:14Bobby Lee?

  There was so much anticipation for me when you saw the ads coming out.

• 46:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:18Bobby Lee?

  And you know the pre photos of Heath Ledger?

• 46:21Speaker 04

  I thought it was brilliant. It was as good as you can get with that.

• 46:24Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 46:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, so...

• 46:25Bobby Lee?

  Amazing.

• 46:26Speaker 04

  To me, those are off the top. I had five good ones.

• 46:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Um, very good.

• 46:29Speaker 04

  They're not bad.

• 46:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. So, you know the Cullen Brothers?

• 46:34Speaker 04

  I do. I was just off the top of my head.

• 46:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, all right.

• 46:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:37Bobby Lee?

  I mean, Raising Arizona would be one of them. I mean, if you haven't seen that movie.

• 46:40Speaker 04

  Defending Your Life with Albert Brooks is one of them.

• 46:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God. I love that movie.

• 46:44Speaker 04

  That scene is one of the best scenes.

• 46:45Bobby Lee?

  Yes, yeah. Meryl Streep. Very, very good.

• 46:48Speaker 04

  Not Meryl Streep. Julie Haggerty. Doesn't matter.

• 46:50Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, wait.

• 46:52Speaker 04

  Oh, Defending Your Life, you're right. I'm lost in America I'm talking about. You're right. Defending Your Life is brilliant, too.

• 46:58Bobby Lee?

  See?

• 46:59Speaker 04

  I'm sorry, but I'm doing a trick on you.

• 47:00Bobby Lee?

  That was a trick?

• 47:01Speaker 04

  That was a trick.

• 47:03Bobby Lee?

  What a trick. Wow. You rabble razer? Wow.

• 47:10Speaker 04

  That's a trick.

• 47:11Bobby Lee?

  Wow, I'm dizzy now. Jesus Christ.

• 47:14Speaker 04

  That's a good movie.

• 47:14Bobby Lee?

  You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

• 47:17Speaker 04

  I was wrong.

• 47:17Bobby Lee?

  It was so stupid, dude.

• 47:18Speaker 04

  I'm sorry, I was wrong.

• 47:20Speaker 07

  You know, like E.T.? Oh, I'm sorry, that was Schindler's List.

• 47:23Bobby Lee?

  It's like, what?

• 47:23Speaker 04

  What? Schindler's List is a really good movie.

• 47:28Speaker 04

  It's really good.

• 47:29Bobby Lee?

  I know, it's so good.

• 47:30Speaker 04

  It's sad.

• 47:30Bobby Lee?

  It's sad.

• 47:31Speaker 04

  Isn't it sad?

• 47:32Bobby Lee?

  Well, yeah.

• 47:33Speaker 04

  It's like the saddest movie.

• 47:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:36Speaker 04

  I've ever seen.

• 47:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, very, very sad.

• 47:38Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 47:38Bobby Lee?

  To some.

• 47:40Speaker 04

  It's sad to me, special, special coming out.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  I'll tell you why.

• 47:43Speaker 04

  On Netflix, April 15th. It is the saddest, very sad, and it happened. I watch Schindler's List, and this might seem extreme, once every two to three days. To just remind myself of man's inhumanity to man.

• 47:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 47:57Speaker 04

  Some people might say it's too much.

• 47:58Bobby Lee?

  I love Holocaust movies in general.

• 48:00Speaker 04

  I, I never get enough of them.

• 48:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can't.

• 48:02Speaker 04

  I, they make, what, 12 a year? And I all of them I consume.

• 48:05Bobby Lee?

  I bust out my lube.

• 48:07Speaker 04

  Even the new ones where it's like not even about the Holocaust, it's about someone having a shrimp cocktail near the Holocaust.

• 48:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah. What was that movie, the, the, the family that live near Auschwitz?

• 48:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 48:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, what was that movie?

• 48:18Speaker 04

  I forget, what do they call it? It just came out, the...

• 48:20Bobby Lee?

  It just came out, I, I, I talked 10 minutes ago, I was like, I can't watch it.

• 48:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, it, it, it...

• 48:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:24Speaker 04

  It's just the Holocaust is going on in the background and they're having like tea.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Imagine having sex with your wife and you're hearing the background.

• 48:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, I forget what it's called.

• 48:31Bobby Lee?

  That's a brutalist, right?

• 48:32Speaker 04

  No, no, no, it's called the...

• 48:33Bobby Lee?

  You like that, baby? I was like, ah!

• 48:34Speaker 04

  It's something else, I don't know. It's about the Holocaust, but not.

• 48:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's about the Holocaust.

• 48:39Speaker 04

  I want more movies like that where the Holocaust is going on.

• 48:41Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  But it's more about people having a lunch in a courtyard.

• 48:45Bobby Lee?

  Right, or maybe like, oh, I, I know a good story, maybe opening up a yogurt land.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 48:49Bobby Lee?

  Like you and I are opening up a yogurt land near Auschwitz.

• 48:53Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Right? And we don't, we're, had to, it's a scene where we're fighting about flavors.

• 48:57Speaker 04

  We're arguing about flavors.

• 48:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  And you even say to me, you go, there's a Holocaust going on, we shouldn't fight like this.

• 49:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:05Speaker 04

  And then I go, you know what?

• 49:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:08Speaker 04

  This is important too. And that's the pivotal moment.

• 49:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, how about this?

• 49:12Speaker 04

  And you realize, you're like, oh, what we're doing is important.

• 49:14Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 49:14Speaker 04

  We can only control what we control. The here and now matters.

• 49:17Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 49:17Speaker 04

  And it's a big pivotal moment in the movie.

• 49:19Bobby Lee?

  Right, or maybe you're like, you know, you can't do that flavor. And I'm like, well, I think, you know, macaroni ball, bagel.

• 49:25Speaker 04

  Right.

• 49:26Bobby Lee?

  Yogurt, right? And you're like, right now, I don't think the timing's wrong.

• 49:29Speaker 04

  I think the timing's wrong.

• 49:30Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna commit to this flavor, dude.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  Right.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 49:32Speaker 04

  That's a good point.

• 49:33Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? We could have a little funny scene with that.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  We could have a funny scene. Yeah.

• 49:37Bobby Lee?

  Super funny scene.

• 49:38Speaker 04

  I think it's a great idea. I think it's a great idea.

• 49:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, thank you. We will write it up.

• 49:42Speaker 04

  It's not a bad.

• 49:44Bobby Lee?

  Were there yogurt lands back then? I don't know, but um.

• 49:46Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 49:47Bobby Lee?

  Or maybe a pinkberry, whatever.

• 49:49Speaker 04

  Something.

• 49:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, something like that.

• 49:50Speaker 04

  The self-serve frozen yogurt trend during the Holocaust isn't a parabola. You know what I mean?

• 49:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:58Speaker 04

  It's not a bad idea.

• 49:58Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 49:59Speaker 04

  Because there is something about.

• 50:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:02Speaker 04

  Like, it's whispered tones.

• 50:03Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 50:03Speaker 04

  Because that's what all these movies are that are Holocaust adjacent.

• 50:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:06Speaker 04

  So someone comes in and they're putting the graham cracker on their.

• 50:10Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 50:10Speaker 04

  Original tart flavor. And, and, and we, we go into them and we go, it's horrible what's happening. And, and they go, yes, it is. And then.

• 50:22Bobby Lee?

  Why are we laughing?

• 50:23Speaker 04

  Then you put a cherry on it.

• 50:24Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 50:25Speaker 04

  Because that's what it, it's just the.

• 50:26Bobby Lee?

  Cherry, cherry can like divert your attention to happiness, I think.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 50:31Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 50:32Speaker 04

  Even in the midst of.

• 50:33Bobby Lee?

  My uncle's. And then put a cherry on it and go, wow, man.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, did you see Casablanca or whatever?

• 50:39Speaker 04

  Right.

• 50:39Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I don't know if Casablanca was around back then, but.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:43Speaker 04

  Two SS officers come in.

• 50:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you shit, George. Oh, you're, you're gonna Mozart it. You're gonna make it better.

• 50:49Speaker 04

  We're very.

• 50:49Bobby Lee?

  George, this is the writer we hired.

• 50:51Speaker 04

  We're very conflicted.

• 50:53Bobby Lee?

  Rewrite it.

• 50:53Speaker 04

  We're very conflicted.

• 50:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:54Speaker 04

  About serving the yogurt. And we have a fight in the back and you go, what they're do, you know what they're doing and they wanna come in here and have yogurt and I go, everyone has the right to yogurt. Everyone.

• 51:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 51:08Speaker 04

  And it's cra- and you know what, you go, you know what, you're right.

• 51:10Bobby Lee?

  I think you're right.

• 51:11Speaker 04

  You're right.

• 51:12Bobby Lee?

  Well, because in the movie I would be Japanese.

• 51:14Speaker 04

  You're Japanese.

• 51:14Bobby Lee?

  So I'm kind of, no, you mean?

• 51:16Speaker 04

  You're Japanese.

• 51:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, the Japanese and Germany at that time were allies.

• 51:19Speaker 04

  And then I'm, I'm pretending to not be Jewish, but I'm actually Jewish.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  That's great.

• 51:24Speaker 04

  It's actually amazing.

• 51:25Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 51:26Speaker 04

  And then at the end, you, you pull, you, you rip my shirt and you see the Jewish star and you go, I knew it.

• 51:31Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 51:32Speaker 04

  I knew it.

• 51:33Bobby Lee?

  And then what do I do? I can't sabotage it. We're both friends.

• 51:35Speaker 04

  No, we're friends.

• 51:36Bobby Lee?

  And we're also lovers in it.

• 51:37Speaker 04

  We're lovers.

• 51:39Bobby Lee?

  I'm in love with you.

• 51:40Speaker 04

  And then you go, you go, you go, you go, um, you go, you go to the camps, you fat bitch. This is the end.

• 51:49Bobby Lee?

  Wait, I say that?

• 51:50Speaker 04

  Well, you, you say that, but you have to deliver it in a very, you gotta, you gotta nail it.

• 51:54Bobby Lee?

  Wait, so you go to the camp, you fat bitch?

• 51:56Speaker 04

  Yes. And a Japanese accent.

• 52:05Bobby Lee?

  You go to camp, you fat bitch!

• 52:08Speaker 04

  Yes. And then I go, and then I go, and then I go gladly.

• 52:15Bobby Lee?

  Credits.

• 52:16Speaker 04

  And then the credit, and then I walk out powerfully.

• 52:19Bobby Lee?

  No, it's, the dude's black and white and you're red.

• 52:21Speaker 04

  Powerfully, I walk out.

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  Wearing a red dress or something, yeah.

• 52:24Speaker 04

  And I, and I walk out. And I walk out.

• 52:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:27Speaker 04

  And you don't really know what happened, but you think I, you think that I voluntarily went to the death camp, which was like the most badass thing ever.

• 52:34Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  It's like, it's like badass.

• 52:37Bobby Lee?

  Can I put like a part two in there? You get to the camp, they can't fit you into the guest?

• 52:44Speaker 04

  Well, what they do is they-

• 52:45Bobby Lee?

  Right, so they go, we're gonna build a bigger one, you know what I mean, we're to keep them alive.

• 52:48Speaker 04

  I suck off all of the guards.

• 52:51Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 52:51Speaker 04

  The whole-

• 52:52Bobby Lee?

  Protein.

• 52:53Speaker 04

  The whole army.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  You survive with that.

• 52:54Speaker 04

  I suck off the entire army.

• 52:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 52:56Speaker 04

  And then Hitler brings me to Argentina, because I was so good.

• 53:03Speaker 04

  And I suck off Hitler.

• 53:04Bobby Lee?

  So when he escaped.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  Right, he did, he did. He lives in Argentina for twenty years.

• 53:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:08Speaker 04

  And I suck off, and then literally, I bump into you down the road, this is years later, you're on a family vacation. You've gone straight now.

• 53:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, I'm hiding my gay.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  Yes, you're hiding your gay, and you're in a bar, and I'm in a bar.

• 53:21Bobby Lee?

  In Argentina, in Argentina.

• 53:23Speaker 04

  In Argentina, and you go, "I can't believe you're alive, you fat bitch, you went through the ga-" and I go, "I've been sucking off Hitler for twenty years." And then it, then it's over, then it's credits.

• 53:36Bobby Lee?

  Or, I think it'd be more, can we just do more of a like, uh, Bridge Over, um, Madison County, is that the word, movie?

• 53:43Speaker 05

  Riverquai.

• 53:44Bobby Lee?

  No, not Riverquai.

• 53:45Speaker 04

  Madison County is just the boring one.

• 53:47Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:48Bobby Lee?

  Is that the one, Bridges of Madison County, what is it, with Clint Eastwood?

• 53:52Speaker 04

  We should film-

• 53:53Bobby Lee?

  It's about unrequited love, so, when you're, I'm with my Japanese family, right?

• 53:58Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:58Bobby Lee?

  And I, there's a, a bar with a swastika, uh, swastika on it.

• 54:03Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Right, but then maybe a circle and a no, too, on it.

• 54:06Speaker 04

  Right.

• 54:06Bobby Lee?

  Well, cause you're trying to rebrand.

• 54:08Speaker 04

  Right, I'm like, hey-

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Hitler's trying to rebrand, brand.

• 54:11Speaker 04

  Hitler's rebrand, well Hitler's rebrand is a great idea.

• 54:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's a third movie.

• 54:16Speaker 04

  Where is Ted Sarandau? Let's sit him down, let's sit him down. And let, can you imagine him at a table, just, and it's just me and you?

• 54:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:24Speaker 04

  Talking, and he's just like this, he's like,

• 54:28Speaker 04

  and I go, and then I go, "I've been sucking off Hitler for twenty fucking years."

• 54:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:33Speaker 04

  And he goes,

• 54:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:34Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 54:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, but let me pitch my idea, so, you're in there.

• 54:39Speaker 02

  It sounds just like another Borderlands movie.

• 54:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, we'll cut that part out, um.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes you're on.

• 54:49Speaker 02

  Now I'm listening to your movie and it just sounds-

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  Let me, can I just pitch this idea, dude? And I walk by the window, I see you sucking off Hitler.

• 54:56Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 54:57Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 54:57Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 54:58Bobby Lee?

  And I look inside, like, with, through the window, my hands on the window, right? A tear. Single tear, yeah. Right, and a little shake with my hand.

• 55:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:08Bobby Lee?

  Right, and then you, you're sucking, but then you look, right, we lock eyes.

• 55:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:13Bobby Lee?

  You have a tear.

• 55:14Speaker 04

  Right.

• 55:14Bobby Lee?

  But we never see each other again.

• 55:16Speaker 04

  Interesting. And in my tear, you just see the swastika. Light in the bar.

• 55:22Bobby Lee?

  Dude, you zoom in.

• 55:24Speaker 04

  You zoom in.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Right, and there's a reflection in your tear of the swastika.

• 55:27Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 55:28Bobby Lee?

  With a circle that says no to.

• 55:29Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right.

• 55:30Speaker 04

  So Ted.

• 55:31Bobby Lee?

  Ted, what do you think?

• 55:32Speaker 04

  Ted.

• 55:37Speaker 04

  He might let us do it.

• 55:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he let us do it.

• 55:38Speaker 04

  He might let us do it.

• 55:39Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so let's go back to your family, I guess.

• 55:43Speaker 04

  I forgot how we got. That was the longest. Oh, right, I forgot that was about my family.

• 55:48Bobby Lee?

  It went thirty minutes.

• 55:51Speaker 04

  I forgot that question was, you have a family. I forgot that was the question. Cause it ended with me sucking off Hitler in Argentina. That was wild. And yeah, no, I didn't realize that that started. Okay, sorry. I'm Irish.

• 56:05Bobby Lee?

  If you did suck off Hitler.

• 56:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:07Bobby Lee?

  Um, you think he would like it?

• 56:10Speaker 04

  I don't know. Is it hard? You know, it's a blowjob, and he's Hitler.

• 56:14Bobby Lee?

  But there are good ways to do it. Oh, is that me? What?

• 56:17Speaker 04

  That's a good point. You know, I don't know.

• 56:21Bobby Lee?

  It's like you're saying, it's anal, but it's Magneto. Okay, no.

• 56:26Speaker 04

  Don't look at me.

• 56:28Bobby Lee?

  That's what it sounded like to me. Anyway, um, what do you mean? Like Hitler is? Used to, he's jaded?

• 56:34Speaker 04

  I just mean that like, he's been through a lot.

• 56:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. A joy or hardship?

• 56:42Speaker 04

  It's, it was, he had a very tough go of it.

• 56:44Bobby Lee?

  Right, you think so?

• 56:46Speaker 04

  Well, he contributed to it.

• 56:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, right.

• 56:48Speaker 04

  With his actions.

• 56:49Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 56:49Speaker 04

  And words.

• 56:50Bobby Lee?

  Exactly. Actions more.

• 56:52Speaker 04

  You make a mess of life sometimes.

• 56:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 56:54Speaker 04

  Like, I think when Hitler was sitting in Argentina, he probably said, I've made a mess of this.

• 56:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, probably moments of him just like this.

• 57:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, why, why, why, why, why, why?

• 57:04Speaker 04

  It would have been wild. It would have been wild had he been maybe really well adjusted and like happy there.

• 57:09Bobby Lee?

  Right. But he's God, he's human, so there's gotta be moments of like, that's too many, too many, too many.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, so many, so many.

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, too many.

• 57:17Speaker 02

  He's had a hard decision to make, you know?

• 57:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay, explain to me.

• 57:22Speaker 02

  Better defend yourself, buddy.

• 57:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Let me ask you something. Has there ever been a Mexican, like, tyrant?

• 57:29Speaker 04

  Yes, has there ever been like once?

• 57:31Bobby Lee?

  Cause China, we had Genghis Khan, he was a tyrant.

• 57:34Speaker 04

  Is it like the cartel or not really?

• 57:36Speaker 02

  Hmm, no, we let the people live, like.

• 57:44Speaker 02

  Hold on. No, like.

• 57:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, we'll explore it, go ahead.

• 57:46Speaker 02

  The Mexican cartel, it's not that. It's bad, but not as bad as Hitler.

• 57:52Speaker 04

  No, of course not.

• 57:52Bobby Lee?

  No, of course not, we're not, yeah, we're not saying.

• 57:54Speaker 02

  They don't have decisions like Hitler.

• 57:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 57:57Speaker 02

  He had a choice.

• 57:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they do sever people's heads though.

• 58:00Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, they behead people.

• 58:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:02Speaker 04

  Why, why that?

• 58:03Speaker 02

  Hmm?

• 58:03Speaker 04

  Why that?

• 58:04Speaker 02

  To send a message.

• 58:05Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 58:06Speaker 02

  Don't give me head. Get it?

• 58:09Speaker 04

  Yeah. Where is the wife? I thought, where is that? No, I'm kidding.

• 58:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, good joke.

• 58:17Speaker 04

  I love, I, I watch cartel stuff all the time, I think it's great.

• 58:21Speaker 02

  Hmm, it's crazy.

• 58:22Speaker 04

  I think it's crazy, I think many of them have got a bad rap, to be honest.

• 58:26Bobby Lee?

  Do you know that website gore.com?

• 58:28Speaker 04

  I've never done that, what is that?

• 58:30Bobby Lee?

  Right when the internet started, there was a thing called, you remember that?

• 58:32Speaker 04

  Is it like LiveLeak?

• 58:34Bobby Lee?

  It was worse.

• 58:35Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 58:36Bobby Lee?

  It would show like motorcycle accidents in Thailand, right? You know, some guy just severed from the head and his hand is up on a fucking tree.

• 58:45Speaker 04

  Do you think White Lotus kinda blew, cause it was in Thailand, let's be honest? Right?

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  I didn't, only saw the first episode, so I haven't seen the.

• 58:52Speaker 02

  Too many fruit flies right now.

• 58:53Speaker 04

  There's like bugs in here.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I know. Why is there so many bugs here today?

• 58:57Speaker 02

  No idea. Is there food?

• 58:58Bobby Lee?

  I know there's no food.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  There's no real papaya.

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's weird. I'm so sorry, guys.

• 59:03Speaker 04

  It's okay.

• 59:03Bobby Lee?

  Can we just move on? Cause the camera can't catch that.

• 59:06Speaker 02

  We can't.

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  So you could've just let it go, you know what I mean?

• 59:08Speaker 02

  He.

• 59:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:09Speaker 04

  He blew my thing.

• 59:10Bobby Lee?

  I understand, I understand that, but it's a side.

• 59:12Speaker 04

  I didn't know it was happening.

• 59:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I was just gonna say that he has like a little twitch or something, you know?

• 59:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, anyway, um, ignore this little, go ahead?

• 59:18Speaker 02

  No, I'm talking, oh, no, I'm not talking to them, but, you went to Thailand?

• 59:22Speaker 04

  No. Is there a good cartel thing I should watch? Like, is there a killer cartel doc or a killer cartel movie?

• 59:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:29Speaker 02

  Doc, uh, Cartel Land?

• 59:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:35Speaker 04

  That's a big one.

• 59:35Bobby Lee?

  Do you know any, you know about MS-13 people?

• 59:38Speaker 00

  No.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  You don't know anybody?

• 59:40Speaker 00

  Two.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  That's not, that's a different country.

• 59:42Speaker 00

  Two, yeah.

• 59:43Speaker 04

  It's a whole different country.

• 59:44Bobby Lee?

  So there's no Mexican MS-13?

• 59:46Speaker 00

  No.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  There's Mexican mob, there's Mexican mafia.

• 59:48Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 59:50Speaker 04

  And then there's different cartels.

• 59:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:52Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 59:52Speaker 00

  In little towns in Mexico.

• 59:54Speaker 04

  Little towns, Calisco, what is that?

• 59:56Speaker 00

  Jalisco?

• 59:57Speaker 04

  Jalisco.

• 59:57Bobby Lee?

  Jalisco, yeah.

• 59:58Speaker 04

  They got it, they get it going.

• 1:00:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:00:00Speaker 04

  They get it going. And then there's.

• 1:00:02Speaker 00

  And Tijuana.

• 1:00:03Speaker 04

  And Tijuana, and the chapel comes from Sinaloa?

• 1:00:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:00:06Speaker 04

  Right, so Sinaloa is big.

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• 1:01:11Speaker 04

  Big.

• 1:01:13Bobby Lee?

  I want to go to Mexico City.

• 1:01:14Speaker 04

  Dude, it's one of the most beautiful cities in the world.

• 1:01:15Bobby Lee?

  The restaurants, I can't.

• 1:01:16Speaker 04

  The food's great, the culture's great.

• 1:01:17Bobby Lee?

  Have you come to Puyol or no?

• 1:01:18Speaker 00

  Pujol.

• 1:01:19Bobby Lee?

  Pujol?

• 1:01:19Speaker 04

  I have.

• 1:01:21Bobby Lee?

  Be your honest opinion about it, because I'm, I think about it every night.

• 1:01:24Speaker 04

  It's great.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  It really is.

• 1:01:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:26Bobby Lee?

  Because they have, um, Damian, the same owner.

• 1:01:30Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:01:30Bobby Lee?

  Downtown. Is it different than Damian?

• 1:01:33Speaker 04

  I think Pu, I think that Pujol's better.

• 1:01:36Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:01:36Speaker 00

  Pujol's here, actually, this month.

• 1:01:39Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 1:01:40Speaker 00

  Damian, there's, they're cooking out of Damian this month.

• 1:01:43Bobby Lee?

  Much of this March, what? April. We're in April right now? Yeah. Oh, can we go? Yeah. Can we make reservations? Yeah, we can call.

• 1:01:50Speaker 04

  Have you been to Shenzhen Shin?

• 1:01:52Bobby Lee?

  Shenzhen?

• 1:01:52Speaker 04

  No, fuck off, dude.

• 1:01:54Bobby Lee?

  No, Bobby, don't make up shit.

• 1:01:55Speaker 04

  I'm not making up shit.

• 1:01:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:57Speaker 04

  No, Shenzhen Shin.

• 1:01:59Bobby Lee?

  What is Shenzhen Shin?

• 1:02:00Speaker 04

  It's Bobby.

• 1:02:01Bobby Lee?

  What is it?

• 1:02:01Speaker 04

  It's a restaurant.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  What is it in Mexico City? Yeah, right.

• 1:02:05Speaker 04

  It's the top restaurant right now, Shenzhen Shin.

• 1:02:08Bobby Lee?

  In Mexico City?

• 1:02:09Speaker 04

  It's in Studio City.

• 1:02:10Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really?

• 1:02:11Speaker 04

  It's in LA.

• 1:02:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so it's the Shenzhen Shin?

• 1:02:12Speaker 04

  It's called Shen Chin Chan.

• 1:02:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't wanna know. Are you being real or not?

• 1:02:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:17Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I'll, I'll, I'll, how about this?

• 1:02:18Speaker 04

  It's called Shin Chan.

• 1:02:20Bobby Lee?

  I, I think you're making fun of me and I don't, I don't really like, I don't really like it.

• 1:02:24Speaker 04

  It's the top rated restaurant in LA.

• 1:02:25Bobby Lee?

  I don't get it, the timing's weird.

• 1:02:26Speaker 04

  Shen Chin Chen.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  You're saying it different every time, you're saying it different every time.

• 1:02:31Speaker 04

  No, it's not.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:32Speaker 04

  It's called.

• 1:02:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, cook, cook, cook. What?

• 1:02:35Speaker 04

  Called Shin Chan Shin.

• 1:02:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:36Speaker 04

  It's good, the chef is famous.

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  All right, what, then prove it to me.

• 1:02:41Speaker 04

  I'll take you anytime you want.

• 1:02:42Bobby Lee?

  By making a reservation next week.

• 1:02:45Speaker 04

  I'll make it right now.

• 1:02:46Bobby Lee?

  And you and I are gonna go to.

• 1:02:47Speaker 04

  I'll make it right now.

• 1:02:47Bobby Lee?

  All, all.

• 1:02:48Speaker 04

  I'll call Shin Chan Shin.

• 1:02:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:49Speaker 04

  Right now.

• 1:02:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:50Speaker 04

  I'll call it right, I'll call it right now.

• 1:02:54Bobby Lee?

  Because this is bullshit, dude.

• 1:02:56Speaker 04

  No, it's not.

• 1:02:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it is. Shenzhen Shin. Yeah, yeah. It's gotta be real, huh? If it's not Shenzhen, if it goes, welcome to Arby's, I'm gonna be some, man. He's calling him a sausage parlor.

• 1:03:07Bobby Lee?

  What's today? Why are you panicking, dude? Yeah, the AA.

• 1:03:10Speaker 04

  I'm not panicking, I get nervous.

• 1:03:11Bobby Lee?

  Next Wednesday, next Wednesday.

• 1:03:12Speaker 04

  I get nervous when I have to talk to people.

• 1:03:13Bobby Lee?

  Next Wednesday.

• 1:03:15Speaker 04

  I'm probably not answering because.

• 1:03:16Bobby Lee?

  No, if there's, there's gotta be a fucking voice.

• 1:03:21Speaker 04

  I hate.

• 1:03:21Bobby Lee?

  A message.

• 1:03:22Speaker 04

  They don't, restaurants don't answer.

• 1:03:25Bobby Lee?

  Keep going, keep going, keep going.

• 1:03:26Speaker 04

  I'll call them back.

• 1:03:27Bobby Lee?

  What's the name?

• 1:03:27Speaker 04

  I'm calling them back.

• 1:03:28Bobby Lee?

  What's the name one more time?

• 1:03:29Speaker 04

  It's so hard for me to, it's Shen Chin Chen.

• 1:03:32Bobby Lee?

  Why do we know what it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:34Speaker 04

  It's shut up.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  That's fucking bullshit, dude.

• 1:03:36Speaker 04

  It's not bullshit, it's not bullshit, okay, hold on, just. There, I'm calling them again.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Believe it till the voice, I wanna see if they're, welcome to.

• 1:03:45Speaker 04

  Hi, hi, hi, they know me, I'm there all the time. Uh, this is a restaurant, this is Shen Shin Sun. I would like a reservation on Wednesday, next Wednesday, 5:30 for four people, is that good?

• 1:04:00Speaker 07

  Of course, Mr. Dillon.

• 1:04:02Speaker 04

  Thank you so much. Wait, what's the restaurant called? What's the restaurant called? Shin Shin Sun, right?

• 1:04:08Speaker 07

  Shin Sun Sun.

• 1:04:09Speaker 04

  Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Check that. Yo, check that. They don't want people having your number, but literally... I think- Bobby, can you apologize to me right now? Oh my god. Bobby, please.

• 1:04:23Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe it.

• 1:04:24Speaker 04

  You accused me of being racist. It's the best restaurant in Studio City.

• 1:04:27Bobby Lee?

  I can't believe it.

• 1:04:27Speaker 04

  It's so good.

• 1:04:28Bobby Lee?

  Alright, believe it.

• 1:04:29Speaker 04

  I go all the time.

• 1:04:30Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:04:30Speaker 04

  The spicy chili wonton soup.

• 1:04:33Bobby Lee?

  That's not-

• 1:04:34Speaker 04

  Bobby! Yes, it is Bobby!

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  There's no chili.

• 1:04:37Speaker 04

  Bobby, they have fried shrimp ice cream.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  And they give you a sticker at the end.

• 1:04:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, did you?

• 1:04:46Speaker 04

  And it's a sunflower.

• 1:04:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Alright, so we'll go-

• 1:04:49Speaker 04

  I'll go. We're going Wednesday.

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  Next Wednesday.

• 1:04:51Speaker 04

  I have the reservation from that Chinese man who is-

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Who are the other two?

• 1:04:54Speaker 04

  That Chinese man.

• 1:04:55Bobby Lee?

  Who are the other two?

• 1:04:56Speaker 04

  I think we should take less privileged, underprivileged people. Just the people that we see-

• 1:05:03Bobby Lee?

  I know who should bring. There's a kid that works at the Comedy Store. I think he's opened for you before. His name is Luke?

• 1:05:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's fun. Bring him. He'll go.

• 1:05:11Bobby Lee?

  He's also young and poor.

• 1:05:13Speaker 04

  He's poor. And then there's another one with the big hair. I like him.

• 1:05:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, Joey.

• 1:05:17Speaker 04

  He's got a fro, but he's white.

• 1:05:19Bobby Lee?

  No lips. I made fun of him last night. He looks like a muppet.

• 1:05:21Speaker 04

  Bring him.

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:22Speaker 04

  Shin Shin Sun.

• 1:05:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Shin Shin Sun. Those are two boys.

• 1:05:25Speaker 04

  It's pretty good.

• 1:05:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and they're gonna be in awe.

• 1:05:28Speaker 04

  Well, they'll be in awe because-

• 1:05:29Bobby Lee?

  Why are we having to deal with Tim Dillon and Bobby Lee?

• 1:05:32Speaker 04

  I know. They're gonna be like, "How are we there?" But when they have the obei pudding- At the Chinese restaurant? Yeah, because it's actually fusion. It's actually fusion.

• 1:05:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:05:42Speaker 04

  It's actually fusion. It's actually fusion.

• 1:05:45Bobby Lee?

  When they have the jambalaya?

• 1:05:48Speaker 04

  Well, no, that's from New Orleans. That's not Asian.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  And the stroganoff? I'm gonna tell you right now. What the fuck are you talking about?

• 1:05:54Speaker 04

  Bobby, it's fusion because right now it's about solidarity. It's not about differences.

• 1:05:59Bobby Lee?

  Okay. So, do you like fusion? I don't wanna... Commit to one thing.

• 1:06:02Speaker 04

  I like all the different things. They have edamame.

• 1:06:05Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:06Speaker 04

  Misimoo.

• 1:06:07Bobby Lee?

  Japanese, okay?

• 1:06:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, they do. And they have sushi sometimes.

• 1:06:10Bobby Lee?

  Do you eat Korean food?

• 1:06:12Speaker 04

  Of course I do.

• 1:06:12Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite in Koreatown?

• 1:06:14Speaker 04

  Um, Agassi Gop Chang.

• 1:06:17Bobby Lee?

  I love it for late night.

• 1:06:18Speaker 04

  It's great late night.

• 1:06:19Bobby Lee?

  But I I have to take you to Chosun.

• 1:06:21Speaker 04

  I'd love to go to Chosun.

• 1:06:23Bobby Lee?

  You'll love it.

• 1:06:24Speaker 04

  I'd love to.

• 1:06:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:06:25Speaker 04

  And after I take you to Chenchincheon.

• 1:06:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you take me to Chenchincheon, right? Okay? I believe that's what it sounds like.

• 1:06:32Speaker 04

  Puppy.

• 1:06:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:34Speaker 04

  Puppy. Puppy, it's it's actually a good restaurant when we're sitting here, you're gonna go, oh, this is actually crazy.

• 1:06:39Bobby Lee?

  Would you say it's the top five restaurants in L.A.?

• 1:06:44Speaker 04

  It's right now, it's the top five because it's so hard to get a reservation.

• 1:06:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.

• 1:06:48Speaker 04

  They know me.

• 1:06:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Do you like Bestia?

• 1:06:51Speaker 04

  Bestia is one of the best restaurants, Michelin star restaurants, phenomenal scallops are very good.

• 1:06:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:55Speaker 04

  Uh, there's an attitude there where sometimes you wanna walk in and hit them with a bat.

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:59Speaker 04

  And you go, hi, guys, I don't know if you know this, but you're slinging pasta and you're you're slinging it in the middle of the skid row.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:04Speaker 04

  And you're gonna die, uh, in the street alone like a dog. Okay, so the the agent's not calling back, the manager's not calling back, there are no additions, the thing you're doing now is what you'll always do.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:16Speaker 04

  Get the pizza and shut up. So, but I do I do love Bestia, I'm kidding, but it's no Shenchincheon.

• 1:07:21Bobby Lee?

  Really? Yeah, uh, ma- ma- maybe new rule?

• 1:07:25Speaker 04

  This is.

• 1:07:26Bobby Lee?

  Don't say that again. It just hurts me when you say it.

• 1:07:29Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:07:30Bobby Lee?

  Because I feel like you're accentuating it.

• 1:07:32Speaker 04

  Chichichun. It's no, it's no

• 1:07:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:34Speaker 04

  good fusion restaurant that I like.

• 1:07:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay, good.

• 1:07:36Speaker 02

  It's real, I seen him call it.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I believe him.

• 1:07:39Speaker 02

  And it said, the caller ID said Chinchuncheon.

• 1:07:41Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:07:41Speaker 04

  Well, he he actually got, he was a little more racist.

• 1:07:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, he really.

• 1:07:45Speaker 04

  He made a really.

• 1:07:46Speaker 02

  It was a little more racist.

• 1:07:47Bobby Lee?

  A way more racist.

• 1:07:48Speaker 04

  Let's be honest.

• 1:07:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:49Speaker 04

  That was very, that was really racist, but I get it.

• 1:07:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:52Speaker 02

  There's a city called Chinchuncheon.

• 1:07:55Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 1:07:55Speaker 04

  Well, I I don't.

• 1:07:56Bobby Lee?

  Where would that city be?

• 1:07:57Speaker 04

  In Magaland.

• 1:08:00Speaker 02

  Wait, it's real, look it up.

• 1:08:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:03Speaker 02

  What? It's in, it's in like in China. It's a city, it's a cyberpunk.

• 1:08:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, look at, yeah.

• 1:08:08Speaker 02

  Why are you looking at us?

• 1:08:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, how do you spell it?

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  It's Chungking.

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  Chungking?

• 1:08:12Speaker 02

  No. It's not Chingchongchong. I say Chingchongchong.

• 1:08:17Speaker 04

  No, we we have to be very careful here because this some of it is coming off racist.

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  It's not.

• 1:08:23Speaker 04

  Okay, good.

• 1:08:23Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Yeah, that's a city. Alright, anyway, okay, we believe you, dude.

• 1:08:27Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:08:27Bobby Lee?

  Right, so, um, what else is a good place?

• 1:08:31Bobby Lee?

  The Hobbit Tavern? Dude, what's your favorite Italian?

• 1:08:35Speaker 04

  Austria Matze, Nancy Silverton.

• 1:08:37Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:08:38Speaker 04

  Highland and Melrose.

• 1:08:39Bobby Lee?

  I know where that, yeah.

• 1:08:40Speaker 04

  She's really nice. Yeah.

• 1:08:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:41Speaker 04

  Friend of mine.

• 1:08:42Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 1:08:43Speaker 04

  Well, yeah.

• 1:08:43Bobby Lee?

  It's, it's, you know what's strange about you?

• 1:08:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:45Bobby Lee?

  Is, everyone seems to know you.

• 1:08:48Speaker 04

  I know a lot of people.

• 1:08:49Bobby Lee?

  I know, but, but not just fans?

• 1:08:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:52Bobby Lee?

  High up people.

• 1:08:53Speaker 04

  Some people do.

• 1:08:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. How'd you?

• 1:08:56Speaker 04

  Sucking Hitler off.

• 1:09:01Speaker 04

  When you suck Hitler off?

• 1:09:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:02Speaker 04

  People come up to you and it's an easy conversation.

• 1:09:05Bobby Lee?

  Because when you had your-

• 1:09:05Speaker 04

  Let me ask you a question, you suck Hitler off?

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, your parties, that you invited me to.

• 1:09:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:10Bobby Lee?

  I mean, how do you know, um, what's Bruce Jenner's name?

• 1:09:15Speaker 04

  Caitlyn Jenner.

• 1:09:15Bobby Lee?

  Caitlyn or Jenner?

• 1:09:16Speaker 04

  Well, Caitlyn's, you know, a, a, a very fascinating person.

• 1:09:20Bobby Lee?

  She is.

• 1:09:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:21Bobby Lee?

  And I, I love her.

• 1:09:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:22Bobby Lee?

  That Netflix documentary about her, I think it's a, um-

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  I like someone like that who really just says, "Hey, this is what I'm about."

• 1:09:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like-

• 1:09:30Speaker 04

  I like-

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  But how do you meet somebody like that?

• 1:09:32Speaker 04

  You know, we had a mutual friend who said you guys would get along.

• 1:09:36Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 1:09:37Speaker 04

  And we got along and she came to the Christmas party.

• 1:09:39Bobby Lee?

  That's amazing.

• 1:09:40Speaker 04

  She's a really cool-

• 1:09:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:42Speaker 04

  Fun-

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:43Speaker 04

  Free spirit.

• 1:09:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:44Speaker 04

  You know?

• 1:09:45Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of people that were, I like your parties because I felt really comfortable.

• 1:09:49Speaker 04

  There's cool people, it's cool people.

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  It's a nice mix of, like, some industry-

• 1:09:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, but cool-

• 1:09:53Bobby Lee?

  Some writers, you know what I mean, different kinds of people.

• 1:09:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, it's cool people, it's like, it's like Caitlyn Jenner and-

• 1:10:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:01Speaker 04

  And you, and, you know, and my age, right? It's, it's, it's a group. By the way, I mean, this is actually, you should actually be embarrassed, I mean, you should actually be embarrassed.

• 1:10:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm fucking so embarrassed, you're right, you're absolutely right. So the, the, um, you got a text from the restaurant-

• 1:10:19Speaker 04

  Goddamn, confirms the restaurant.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  Saying that, um-

• 1:10:21Speaker 04

  Confirms the restaurant.

• 1:10:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I think what it is, is, um-

• 1:10:25Speaker 04

  I'm fucking good.

• 1:10:26Bobby Lee?

  It is, but there's certain ways to say certain words, let's just say that.

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  I didn't mean to say it, the way I said it. And I have to sit with that and believe, and I have to be with myself.

• 1:10:37Bobby Lee?

  Because outside, when you saw Gilbert come up, you're like, what kind is that?

• 1:10:40Speaker 04

  Well, because I, I didn't know if he wanted me to do a traditional greeting. I was trying to be nice.

• 1:10:47Bobby Lee?

  He's just an American guy. What the fuck?

• 1:10:48Speaker 04

  It doesn't ma- it-

• 1:10:49Bobby Lee?

  What kind is that?

• 1:10:50Speaker 04

  Remember in White Lotus, how when they all come off the thing and everyone stands and greets?

• 1:10:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 1:10:55Speaker 04

  I was do- I was thinking, I thought it was that.

• 1:10:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, it's not that.

• 1:10:58Speaker 04

  I thought it was that.

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  It's not that, it's not that.

• 1:11:00Speaker 04

  I thought it was that.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the opposite of that.

• 1:11:03Speaker 04

  I thought it was that.

• 1:11:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, um. Trying so hard to find this restaurant. Who is? Me.

• 1:11:10Speaker 04

  Well, here's why you're not gonna find it online, is because exclusive spots and, I'm not trying to offend anyone here.

• 1:11:17Speaker 04

  You know, it's not like Chili's dot com.

• 1:11:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right, right, right.

• 1:11:21Speaker 04

  When a great chef has a pop-up restaurant in LA, they don't put it online so that they can field millions of calls. They soft-launch it to very reputable people.

• 1:11:30Bobby Lee?

  So whenever these things occur, these soft-launches, or, you know what I mean, little boutiquey things that pop up?

• 1:11:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:37Bobby Lee?

  Could you invite me to this?

• 1:11:38Speaker 04

  I would love to.

• 1:11:39Bobby Lee?

  But you never do, you never fucking do.

• 1:11:40Speaker 04

  I just did.

• 1:11:41Bobby Lee?

  You just, because I, I fucking put you in a corner.

• 1:11:45Speaker 04

  I invited you because I thought it was gonna be, and I still think it's gonna be a great evening.

• 1:11:49Bobby Lee?

  Oh, it's gonna be a wonderful evening, yeah, especially with those two boys.

• 1:11:51Speaker 04

  It's gonna be fun.

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  Men, I mean, sorry about that.

• 1:11:53Speaker 04

  They're men, they're men.

• 1:11:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and thanks for doing my show last night.

• 1:11:58Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but do you have a watch? Why was he late?

• 1:12:04Speaker 04

  You said nine fifteen.

• 1:12:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:06Speaker 04

  That's where I thought the show was. I didn't know that was my spot. If you look at the text, I said, what time tonight? And you said nine fifteen. I should have thought that was my spot. I thought that's when the show was.

• 1:12:14Bobby Lee?

  I sent you the lineup too, but-

• 1:12:16Speaker 04

  I'm sorry. Well, thank, thank, thank God I was able to follow the rest of the people there on the lineup.

• 1:12:23Bobby Lee?

  I show up to a show, which was supposed to be a stand-up show. I walk into the showroom, there's three white ladies with acoustic guitars.

• 1:12:29Speaker 04

  I didn't love it either.

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  Right, and a man singing, they're singing some sort of mama and papa, you know what I mean? Hippie shit, right? And it freaked me out.

• 1:12:35Speaker 04

  Oh, hi, Ireland.

• 1:12:38Speaker 04

  Oh, Ireland.

• 1:12:40Bobby Lee?

  What was that?

• 1:12:40Speaker 04

  No one in the audience is Irish, no one in LA is Irish.

• 1:12:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:43Speaker 04

  And they're up there just going, "Oh, Ireland."

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  And the people in the audience are like, are like, wide-eyed, like, what is this?

• 1:12:52Speaker 04

  And they're like, "Have you ever been to Ireland? I go to Ireland."

• 1:12:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:58Speaker 04

  And me and him, we, we.

• 1:12:59Bobby Lee?

  I was in the back.

• 1:13:00Speaker 04

  Yeah. The same for us. We like a very similar type of audience.

• 1:13:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:03Speaker 04

  And we don't really want.

• 1:13:04Bobby Lee?

  Exactly.

• 1:13:05Speaker 04

  The Indigo Girls.

• 1:13:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, my instinct was to.

• 1:13:08Speaker 04

  But it ended up being a great show and we love Greg.

• 1:13:09Bobby Lee?

  And, and, and we love Greg and I apologize to Greg many times already. I'm a flake and you are too.

• 1:13:15Speaker 04

  And, but that's what makes us great.

• 1:13:16Bobby Lee?

  It does?

• 1:13:19Speaker 04

  Bob, you gotta own it.

• 1:13:20Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:13:20Speaker 04

  You gotta own it.

• 1:13:21Bobby Lee?

  I'm a flake, I'm a liar. Let, let, you know what? For once in my life, let me own.

• 1:13:26Speaker 04

  Own it!

• 1:13:27Bobby Lee?

  All right, I'm a, I'm a flake, I'm a liar, um, I.

• 1:13:33Speaker 04

  I'm a bitch, I'm a mother.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:34Speaker 04

  I'm a sinner, I'm a saint.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  I'm a sinner.

• 1:13:37Speaker 04

  And I will not be ashamed.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:13:38Speaker 04

  I'm your hell, I'm your dreams.

• 1:13:40Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes I masturbate with three fingers.

• 1:13:42Speaker 04

  So what?

• 1:13:43Bobby Lee?

  My bad.

• 1:13:44Speaker 04

  No, you're good.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  I get a bitter grip.

• 1:13:46Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 1:13:46Bobby Lee?

  My bad.

• 1:13:47Speaker 04

  I, I got it.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Uh, what, what else am I? I'm a, um, but there are some good things about me. I'm sober, I try to help people.

• 1:13:53Speaker 04

  You're generous.

• 1:13:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:54Speaker 04

  You're a good guy. Just generosity.

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like last night, you know, we did my new joke night and I met this kid on this movie I did a couple of weeks ago. And, um, he was star of the movie and we were talking on set, we're in Oklahoma City and he mentioned that he was curious about doing stand-up. So I go, "Go up on my new joke night," and he showed up, went up first.

• 1:14:15Speaker 04

  Oh, man.

• 1:14:16Bobby Lee?

  And he was not nervous at all. I was, I was, I.

• 1:14:20Speaker 04

  That's a sociopath.

• 1:14:23Speaker 04

  That's a full-on sociopath. Actors, a lot of them are full-on sociopaths.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He was up there like, "Hey," you know, just not shaking.

• 1:14:30Speaker 04

  "Hey, everybody, I'm a sociopath."

• 1:14:33Speaker 04

  What's going on? I watched my little sister drown and felt nothing. Anyway, I'm at one of the most famous clubs in the world with a huge comedian giving me an opportunity and I'm not phased. I'm completely unfazed. Who could put, uh, somebody in a gas chamber? I could because I'm a Nazi socio. Right. Were you nervous the first time? Yeah. Yeah, petrified. I'm nervous now. When I get up on your show last night, I'm like, I hope this goes well. Yeah, yeah. Cause I'm like, it's Bobby, so I wanted to do well. It was a new joke, nothing you could have done wrong. Yeah, bombing would have been wrong. How did he do? He didn't get huge laughs, um, but he wasn't phased by it, which was interesting. Right, but I had a guy, I had a guy who's a friend of mine who's an actor. He was at American Comedy Co. with me in San Diego and he goes, let me just get up here.

• 1:15:19Speaker 04

  He did five minutes, didn't get any laughs and he didn't care. He walked off stage and went, that was, that went well, that was kinda cool. Because, I'm gonna say it again. Okay. They are sociopaths. Wow. They do not, they're, they're not. Yeah. Cause like he, what he's doing as an actor, he's going, I'm a stand-up comedian tonight. Yeah. It doesn't matter if they laugh. Yeah. I'm this thing now. And then tomorrow he goes, I'm a cop. You know what I mean? I'm a detective. That makes sense. I'm a detective. That makes sense. Because he's sitting in a thing and he overhears a conversation and he goes, I bet that actually the, you know, the killer was, and then he's a detective. Right. And the next day, he's a, he'll put on a cowboy hat and he's a folksy, you know, you know these, I know these actors. Woody Guthrie. Right.

• 1:16:03Speaker 04

  I know these actors, like, they LARP as like working class guys, like they'll build like a table. Yeah. And they're like, I like building tables and, like one of them said to me, he goes, I can't believe you live in like the Beverly Hills area. I go, yeah. He goes, I like to be like out of it. I don't like to be in it. I said, call your agent and quit. Yeah. My cousin works at Wendy's in Pennsylvania. Yeah. If you really wanna be out of it. Go there. Go there. Yeah. The chapel run, I don't wanna be famous. Go work at Wendy's. Right. That's what she used to do. I hate, I hate when they say that shit. She goes, I hate being famous. I go, then go work at Wendy's. By the way, you get a lot of privacy at Wendy's. Yeah. It's almost like, it's almost like you're not alive.

• 1:16:42Speaker 04

  That's how much privacy you get at Wendy's. It's like you don't exist. So go to Wendy's and be private. Or you're gonna not do that and win Grammys.

• 1:16:49Bobby Lee?

  One time I was at the Cellar, I can't say who it was, but it was a pretty famous guy. And after my set, he grabs me and goes, "Hey, let's go, um, hang out somewhere, you know, have a cigarette or whatever." And there was fans, there were people out there waiting in line for the next show, whatever, right? And he was like, "I don't wanna see people, I don't wanna see people," you know what I mean?

• 1:17:06Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, like, "No photographs, I'm uncomfortable about it, it's faint."

• 1:17:09Speaker 04

  So weird.

• 1:17:10Bobby Lee?

  And it's like, dude, that's why we do it.

• 1:17:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, it's so weird, you gotta be...

• 1:17:15Bobby Lee?

  Right? That's why we do it, you fucking idiot. You dreamt about it, jerked off at the high school.

• 1:17:18Speaker 04

  So didn't you say to the actor, did the actor kid go, "Thank you so much for having me"?

• 1:17:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, he was so grateful. He was like, "Can I do it again"?

• 1:17:24Speaker 04

  That's a psycho. Again?

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. And I went to put him on again.

• 1:17:28Speaker 04

  Can I do it again?

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was good. It's weird, but he, like, but not all actors are like that, because I don't, I've heard of this, but Meryl Streep gets super nervous. She'll vomit before the day before.

• 1:17:41Speaker 04

  She's the greatest actress of all time.

• 1:17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:43Speaker 04

  Maybe her and the kid in the belly room last night have slightly different constitutions. You know what I mean?

• 1:17:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what do you mean?

• 1:17:51Speaker 04

  She's maybe like really good at the thing and he's like a guy.

• 1:17:55Bobby Lee?

  No, he's a really good actor.

• 1:17:56Speaker 04

  Like Meryl Streep is?

• 1:17:58Bobby Lee?

  Well, he's a kid.

• 1:17:59Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:18:00Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:18:01Speaker 04

  He's not Meryl Streep.

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  But he played Nicole Kidman's son in this movie called...

• 1:18:05Speaker 04

  No one cares. Movies are done. Movies have been done. You know what I mean?

• 1:18:10Bobby Lee?

  I know. You and I have that conversation all the time.

• 1:18:13Speaker 04

  Enough. Postcards from the edge, how great's that, Meryl Streep?

• 1:18:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:16Speaker 04

  Come on, Shirley MacLaine?

• 1:18:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:18Speaker 04

  That line?

• 1:18:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Being there, you ever see that?

• 1:18:21Speaker 04

  Great.

• 1:18:23Bobby Lee?

  Who's in it?

• 1:18:24Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:18:24Bobby Lee?

  Who's in it?

• 1:18:25Speaker 04

  Peter Sellers.

• 1:18:25Bobby Lee?

  Okay, very good.

• 1:18:26Speaker 04

  I'll be...

• 1:18:27Bobby Lee?

  Sometimes you think I'm, you know what I mean, defending your life, I mean...

• 1:18:30Speaker 04

  We're gonna talk about it at the restaurant.

• 1:18:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:32Speaker 04

  All movie talk, the whole night.

• 1:18:33Bobby Lee?

  All movie talk. Go ahead. Ching Sung Sun. Okay, anyway, um... I, um, I'm into horror movies. You ever see Let the Right One In?

• 1:18:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:47Bobby Lee?

  What is it? It's a good one.

• 1:18:49Speaker 04

  Well, what happens is that you have like this weird situation. It's hard to describe.

• 1:18:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 1:18:55Speaker 04

  It's ominous.

• 1:18:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. It's two kids, okay.

• 1:18:58Speaker 04

  It's two children.

• 1:18:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:00Speaker 04

  And, and you go, did we let the right one in? It's that kind of.

• 1:19:05Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:19:06Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 1:19:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.

• 1:19:08Speaker 04

  Here's the thing, if you don't, then if the wrong one's in, it's all kinds of problems.

• 1:19:11Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:19:12Speaker 04

  That's the way I feel.

• 1:19:13Bobby Lee?

  Never thought of it that way.

• 1:19:14Speaker 04

  That's the Trump immigration issue. Did we let the right one in?

• 1:19:19Speaker 04

  So that's really what they've been doing right now.

• 1:19:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did we let the right one in?

• 1:19:22Speaker 04

  The answer is no.

• 1:19:23Bobby Lee?

  Train to Busan, you see it?

• 1:19:25Speaker 04

  Yeah. Zombies.

• 1:19:27Bobby Lee?

  There we go. Now you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:29Speaker 04

  I've been to Busan. Killer, killer.

• 1:19:32Bobby Lee?

  Do you like Korean men?

• 1:19:34Speaker 04

  Restaurant. I like Asian men, yeah. I don't, I don't know the difference between Korean and another kind.

• 1:19:39Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:19:40Speaker 04

  Well, well.

• 1:19:40Bobby Lee?

  Have you dated a Korean man?

• 1:19:41Speaker 04

  No, but I don't know the difference between, like, if you said to me, a Korean man versus a, a.

• 1:19:46Bobby Lee?

  A Chinese man.

• 1:19:46Speaker 04

  Or a North Korean man.

• 1:19:47Bobby Lee?

  Oh, there, there's no difference there?

• 1:19:49Speaker 04

  Well, Bobby, I don't know that.

• 1:19:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's like east and west Germany.

• 1:19:51Speaker 04

  It's actually a huge political difference.

• 1:19:53Bobby Lee?

  There is, that's true.

• 1:19:54Speaker 04

  It's a massive political difference. I like, I find North Koreans are more amenable to me, the ones that are living in Korea now.

• 1:20:01Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 1:20:02Speaker 04

  The ones who are still in North Korea.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, well, well.

• 1:20:04Speaker 04

  I do very well with them.

• 1:20:05Bobby Lee?

  You've never been there.

• 1:20:07Speaker 04

  Well, I can speak to them online. I'd speak to them online.

• 1:20:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. North, south.

• 1:20:11Speaker 04

  I'm, I, you know.

• 1:20:13Bobby Lee?

  You're more into the north.

• 1:20:14Speaker 04

  I gotta be honest, well, you want a little leverage? This person looks like they got it, they're going to have a great life.

• 1:20:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:20Speaker 04

  This is a person who goes.

• 1:20:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I haven't eaten in three weeks.

• 1:20:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:20:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:26Speaker 04

  He goes, we're going to Craig's.

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  You'd imagine going there now, though. Well, imagine if Trump goes, we got North Korea.

• 1:20:34Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:20:34Bobby Lee?

  And you, you guys are gonna be the first Americans to do any kind of business there.

• 1:20:38Speaker 04

  It'd be amazing.

• 1:20:38Bobby Lee?

  What would you do?

• 1:20:39Speaker 04

  I would go.

• 1:20:40Bobby Lee?

  Yogurtland.

• 1:20:40Speaker 04

  We would go.

• 1:20:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, open a Yogurtland?

• 1:20:42Speaker 04

  We would go do a comedy show.

• 1:20:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what can it, if he's like, you guys have a year to prop up businesses.

• 1:20:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:20:48Bobby Lee?

  What would we open there?

• 1:20:51Speaker 04

  I think frozen yogurt's a great idea.

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:55Speaker 04

  Poké balls.

• 1:20:56Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:20:56Speaker 04

  Poké balls.

• 1:20:57Bobby Lee?

  Poké balls. They've never had a Poké ball.

• 1:20:59Speaker 04

  They've never had a Poké ball.

• 1:21:00Bobby Lee?

  And then, you know what? We can do a pop-up puyo or shang shang shang.

• 1:21:03Speaker 04

  You need a viral dessert. You need a viral dessert.

• 1:21:06Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:06Speaker 04

  You need a viral dessert.

• 1:21:07Bobby Lee?

  Wow. We also karaoke? No, they do that already.

• 1:21:09Speaker 04

  No, they have that.

• 1:21:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:11Speaker 04

  We gotta give them America.

• 1:21:12Bobby Lee?

  I know what.

• 1:21:13Speaker 04

  Pizza.

• 1:21:13Bobby Lee?

  Spearmint Rhino.

• 1:21:15Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:21:15Bobby Lee?

  Imagine. We fly in L.A. strippers?

• 1:21:18Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:21:19Bobby Lee?

  It would blow the, that guy, some country guy?

• 1:21:22Speaker 04

  Just sitting there?

• 1:21:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. His dude would go, "Puh!", and it'd fly into this fucking sky.

• 1:21:26Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 1:21:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  Through the wood roof, dude. Imagine.

• 1:21:31Speaker 04

  I would.

• 1:21:31Bobby Lee?

  Some blonde with fuck, oh my god.

• 1:21:33Speaker 04

  Huge tits.

• 1:21:34Bobby Lee?

  Huge tits with the areolas, or I mean?

• 1:21:36Speaker 04

  You just have like a Korean, like an emaciated, starving Korean guy?

• 1:21:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he had a dumpling a year.

• 1:21:42Speaker 04

  He's just, the cap is over his big, it's like a skull.

• 1:21:45Bobby Lee?

  He still has like a bowl of rice on his head balancing.

• 1:21:47Speaker 04

  Amazing.

• 1:21:48Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 1:21:48Speaker 04

  I hope that's where we're at.

• 1:21:49Bobby Lee?

  And you go, "Puh!", right through the fucking sky.

• 1:21:51Speaker 04

  I hope that's what Trump's get trending.

• 1:21:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:53Speaker 04

  I hope we're doing that.

• 1:21:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. What else could we, um, well, you know what I would like to introduce to them? Any, any technology?

• 1:22:02Speaker 04

  That can get, fuck it up quick.

• 1:22:04Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:22:05Speaker 04

  Because.

• 1:22:05Bobby Lee?

  We're here to make money and get the fuck out.

• 1:22:07Speaker 04

  We're gonna start fighting. We wanna keep them happy. Let's get them fed first.

• 1:22:11Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:22:12Speaker 04

  Let's get them.

• 1:22:13Bobby Lee?

  All right, right.

• 1:22:13Speaker 04

  Some entertainment.

• 1:22:14Bobby Lee?

  Some entertainment.

• 1:22:15Speaker 04

  You know what I mean? Let's get them some entertainment.

• 1:22:17Bobby Lee?

  Movie theater.

• 1:22:18Speaker 04

  Here's the movie theater.

• 1:22:19Bobby Lee?

  Othello. Rick Denzel and Jake Gyllenhaal there?

• 1:22:22Speaker 04

  Hey, how about? Broadway?

• 1:22:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, Othello. Philip Burr and the, Glenn Galore.

• 1:22:27Speaker 04

  Harry Potter.

• 1:22:28Bobby Lee?

  Wow. Oh, they're just a movie?

• 1:22:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:30Bobby Lee?

  It would blow their minds.

• 1:22:31Speaker 04

  It would blow their minds.

• 1:22:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:33Speaker 04

  There are wizards?

• 1:22:34Bobby Lee?

  They've never seen a wizard.

• 1:22:35Speaker 04

  They have no idea.

• 1:22:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:37Speaker 04

  They would go nuts.

• 1:22:37Bobby Lee?

  There's a lot of people, black people, they've never, dude, here's what, we put up fucking, uh, Malcolm X.

• 1:22:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:22:44Bobby Lee?

  It'd blow their minds.

• 1:22:45Speaker 04

  What about this? Crazy Rich Asians?

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  This is CGI.

• 1:22:48Speaker 04

  Crazy Rich, Crazy Rich Asians.

• 1:22:50Bobby Lee?

  All right.

• 1:22:51Speaker 04

  Whoa. That'd be funny. Kinda not.

• 1:22:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:55Speaker 04

  Oh, Joker 2, they still know it sucks?

• 1:23:00Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:23:01Speaker 04

  Oh, no, no, no.

• 1:23:03Speaker 07

  Why they sing all the time?

• 1:23:05Speaker 04

  It's so stupid.

• 1:23:06Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know the one though, that fat security-

• 1:23:10Speaker 04

  The fat prison guard, good lady gunna, big mistake. What are they going to show us next, Borderlands? We hate Borderlands. We rather the actual border.

• 1:23:22Bobby Lee?

  They go to the DMZ? Wow. Yeah, I love, um, it's crazy, they're just so isolated, but anyway. It is, but you know what, it's hap- you're hap- they're happy. I don't think that they are, dude. I think a lot of them are. You don't know what you don't know. Oh, yeah, that, you know what? That's a great, you know what, we gotta start thinking- Love on the Spectrum, the new season, do you see the new season? They're happy. Have you seen the new season? None of them.

• 1:23:42Speaker 00

  Connor?

• 1:23:42Bobby Lee?

  Connor.

• 1:23:43Speaker 00

  Fantastic.

• 1:23:44Bobby Lee?

  When he kisses that girl, I mean, if you haven't seen it, I'm just gonna give you a spoiler. He has his first kiss with this girl. Right. And he's almost faint. Right. He goes, "I can't, I don't know what's going on," right? Right. And then his last line was, "I can't feel my legs." Yeah. Right? Off of one kiss. Right. And I think

• 1:24:06Bobby Lee?

  that's the one thing that I'll never know. Is that, is that- Numbness in your legs? No, I've had several strokes.

• 1:24:16Bobby Lee?

  I have diabetes too. But, um, no, what, the, this is be- I'm being real here. Yeah. It's, I'm, I think I'm so jaded throughout the years of being a comic. Sure. That a kiss does nothing for me. You know what I mean? Like, you have to stick your two fingers in my butthole to get any kind of response. You know what I mean? And my point is, is that, I mean, that's a little extreme. But when I saw Connor kiss, the purity of that, the innocence of it, and I think that's what love is. I think you're right. And I think you and I fucked it up. Well, yeah, I think it's the drugs and everything. Yeah, when meth? Yeah, it's all the drugs. I, I think it's the drugs and the, the copious amounts of drugs and alcohol. Yeah. That would be my guess. That's my guess. That would be my guess. No, because I remember in my early twenties, having those feelings of like,

• 1:25:01Bobby Lee?

  like, "Ah, wow, what is happening?" You know what I mean? Right. The longing, you know what I mean? Yeah. And then you get knee-deep in it. You can get it back. I don't think you can. No, you can't. I agree. I don't know if a kiss, you mean? Also, you're talking about a show about autistic people.

• 1:25:20Speaker 04

  That's love on the spectrum.

• 1:25:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:25:24Bobby Lee?

  What if I didn't know? What?

• 1:25:29Bobby Lee?

  That's how I am.

• 1:25:30Speaker 04

  You're experiencing the world differently. It's not bad, it's just different.

• 1:25:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but I do think that in my early twenties... Yeah, I haven't finished my point.

• 1:25:40Speaker 04

  I agree.

• 1:25:42Bobby Lee?

  You wanna get outta here, is that what it is?

• 1:25:44Speaker 04

  No, I agree with you.

• 1:25:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're almost done.

• 1:25:45Speaker 04

  I know what you were gonna say.

• 1:25:46Bobby Lee?

  No, what was I gonna fuckin' say?

• 1:25:47Speaker 04

  Your early twenties, you felt that kinda magic that he felt.

• 1:25:50Bobby Lee?

  That's what I felt, right? So I think it is in me, right? So I think the way to do it... When I... Because last night I contemplated it. And I rewound that scene over and over again. It made me cry. The purity of it.

• 1:26:02Speaker 04

  Well, that's beautiful.

• 1:26:03Bobby Lee?

  I don't believe you. But anyway.

• 1:26:07Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:26:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm being fucking real with you.

• 1:26:09Speaker 04

  I'm being real too.

• 1:26:10Bobby Lee?

  Right, so when they...

• 1:26:11Speaker 04

  I also cry.

• 1:26:13Bobby Lee?

  And I was like, and I thought about it in bed, I was like... I think the only way I can do it is if I stay absent for a couple of years.

• 1:26:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:20Bobby Lee?

  Right? Cut out all the porn, strip clubs, all that stuff, you know what I mean? And then just like, work on myself. Focus on what I need to focus on. And maybe magically I'll meet somebody. That's gonna take me off my feet. That's what I want. Don't you want that, Tim?

• 1:26:35Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:26:36Bobby Lee?

  You wanna be in love.

• 1:26:38Speaker 04

  It'd be nice.

• 1:26:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:26:39Bobby Lee?

  And to raise a family or not, whatever.

• 1:26:42Speaker 04

  You wanna raise a family?

• 1:26:44Bobby Lee?

  He looked at you, turned away.

• 1:26:46Speaker 04

  No, I'm just, you wanna raise a family.

• 1:26:47Bobby Lee?

  One baby?

• 1:26:49Speaker 04

  Okay. Do you really wanna raise a family?

• 1:26:50Bobby Lee?

  You don't want one baby?

• 1:26:52Speaker 04

  I'm my... I don't know.

• 1:26:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you do.

• 1:26:54Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:26:55Bobby Lee?

  You'd be a great father.

• 1:26:56Speaker 04

  Well, of course I would, but that's, I think there's more considerations than that.

• 1:26:58Bobby Lee?

  Insane. Imagine that kid. But he'd be so creative.

• 1:27:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:27:03Bobby Lee?

  You'd know...

• 1:27:03Speaker 04

  No, your kid'll be great, though. It would be good. I think your kid would be absolutely good.

• 1:27:08Bobby Lee?

  Depends on who my wife is.

• 1:27:10Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:27:11Bobby Lee?

  Depends on who my wife is.

• 1:27:12Speaker 04

  Not so much, but maybe.

• 1:27:15Bobby Lee?

  Genetics.

• 1:27:16Speaker 04

  Genetics, I... Listen, do we have the lifestyles where we can raise children?

• 1:27:22Speaker 04

  Think about it. Let's be very honest. Are we selfless enough to raise children? That's a hard question.

• 1:27:30Bobby Lee?

  Here's the thing, when Esther...

• 1:27:32Speaker 04

  You'd be a great father, so would I probably, but like, it's, it's, we have to really, we'd have to tone down. We're very into us.

• 1:27:40Bobby Lee?

  But don't you want to change?

• 1:27:42Speaker 04

  I, I'm not saying it's not, I'm not saying it's not possible, or it wouldn't be preferable, but you have to think about, can you give that child so much of your time?

• 1:27:52Bobby Lee?

  I think I can, and I, and I think that, like, what, I spent eight hours a day playing Stardew Valley.

• 1:27:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:27:58Bobby Lee?

  For, you know, this great game.

• 1:27:59Speaker 04

  And you could do it with the kid.

• 1:28:01Bobby Lee?

  Or I can spend four hours, you know what I mean?

• 1:28:03Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:28:03Bobby Lee?

  Being with the kid.

• 1:28:04Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 1:28:05Bobby Lee?

  Right? And what I'm saying is, is that, like, the only, what you sprung up for me was Esther having a baby, you didn't see her for a while.

• 1:28:13Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:28:13Bobby Lee?

  Right? And it's like, I want to still be in the game, but maybe a guy can do it, I don't know, you know what I mean?

• 1:28:18Speaker 04

  I don't know either.

• 1:28:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 1:28:19Speaker 04

  These are hard questions.

• 1:28:19Bobby Lee?

  These are...

• 1:28:20Speaker 04

  Are they not?

• 1:28:23Bobby Lee?

  Yes!

• 1:28:24Speaker 04

  We're gonna talk about...

• 1:28:25Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, but it's like, I just don't talk about things like that with you. I... That's why it's weird.

• 1:28:30Speaker 04

  Well, that's why we're gonna go to dinner?

• 1:28:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but what are we gonna talk about?

• 1:28:33Speaker 04

  This?

• 1:28:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, blowing fucking Hitler.

• 1:28:35Speaker 04

  No, we're gonna talk about, we're gonna talk about being fathers.

• 1:28:40Speaker 04

  We can pretend those guys are our sons.

• 1:28:41Bobby Lee?

  That's what we're gonna say. I, I want, which one do you want? It would be more realistic with the big Joey to be...

• 1:28:47Speaker 04

  I don't want the one without the lip.

• 1:28:50Bobby Lee?

  He has...

• 1:28:51Speaker 04

  I get that one.

• 1:28:52Bobby Lee?

  Both lips are gone.

• 1:28:53Speaker 04

  I know, how did that happen?

• 1:28:54Bobby Lee?

  God wasn't creative that day.

• 1:28:56Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:28:57Bobby Lee?

  It's, sometimes I...

• 1:28:58Speaker 00

  Tired, yeah.

• 1:28:59Bobby Lee?

  Well, sometimes when you see a factory, right, and some guy misses something, like a bolt.

• 1:29:03Speaker 00

  Human error, yeah.

• 1:29:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, a whole human error, and he's born, and then God went, "Fuck, there's no lips!"

• 1:29:07Speaker 04

  They'll love the restaurant, they'll be excited about it, and I think we, we'll talk about having children.

• 1:29:11Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so when does the special come out?

• 1:29:13Speaker 04

  April 15th.

• 1:29:14Bobby Lee?

  Do you have fun here?

• 1:29:15Speaker 04

  I loved it, I had a great time. Join now. Join Netflix. I love that. Join now.

• 1:29:22Bobby Lee?

  Where'd you shoot it? At the mothership?

• 1:29:24Speaker 04

  We shot at the mothership.

• 1:29:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:29:25Speaker 04

  Rogan was very kind to let us do that.

• 1:29:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Is it a good place to shoot, you think?

• 1:29:29Speaker 04

  It's a fun, it's a fun club. It's a great club. I have no dates on the market.

• 1:29:33Bobby Lee?

  You don't?

• 1:29:34Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:29:34Speaker 00

  Tim, you directed your own special. Would you recommend Bobby does that with his special?

• 1:29:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think so. I think it's fake.

• 1:29:42Bobby Lee?

  Directors?

• 1:29:43Speaker 04

  It's fake, the comedy special.

• 1:29:44Bobby Lee?

  It is?

• 1:29:45Speaker 04

  It's kinda fake.

• 1:29:46Bobby Lee?

  It seems easy.

• 1:29:47Speaker 04

  It's point the camera at the stage. I mean, unless we're doing something.

• 1:29:51Speaker 00

  Or maybe have Tim direct yours.

• 1:29:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:54Speaker 04

  Well, do you wanna do it at Chin Chin Sun?

• 1:29:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I already got, I don't do my, you know, we could talk about this.

• 1:30:01Speaker 04

  They have a back room.

• 1:30:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Anyway, watch Tim's.

• 1:30:06Speaker 04

  Watch my special.

• 1:30:07Bobby Lee?

  His special and then, um, anything you wanna plug?

• 1:30:11Speaker 04

  That restaurant.

• 1:30:12Bobby Lee?

  That restaurant and, um.

• 1:30:14Speaker 04

  And that restaurant and I have a podcast and called the Rogan Experience. Um, and just that restaurant. Go to that restaurant. Go to it.

• 1:30:24Bobby Lee?

  We're gonna go together Wednesday.

• 1:30:25Speaker 04

  We're gonna get some, it's the best.

• 1:30:26Bobby Lee?

  If it doesn't happen, we'll have to revisit it.

• 1:30:28Speaker 04

  It's actually great.

• 1:30:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:30:29Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 1:30:29Bobby Lee?

  And give Tim a round of applause, everybody.

• 1:30:31Speaker 04

  Thank you.

• 1:30:36Speaker 04

  How great is my realtor for doing that? It's all fake restaurant, obviously.

• 1:30:40Speaker 00

  The way he jumped on so fast.

• 1:30:42Speaker 04

  How brilliant. My realtor texts me back everything.

• 1:30:44Speaker 00

  That was so.

• 1:30:46Speaker 04

  Of course I am. It's fake.

• 1:30:48Speaker 00

  Dude, the text back was amazing. It's alright. It's alright.

• 1:30:53Speaker 04

  How did you get fooled? How are you?

• 1:30:56Speaker 00

  Five, four, three, two, we're back.

• 1:30:58Bobby Lee?

  So we ended the podcast.

• 1:31:00Speaker 04

  And I admitted the restaurant's fake. It was my real estate agent who texted me that text.

• 1:31:04Bobby Lee?

  So we're not.

• 1:31:05Speaker 04

  I gotta tell him that was brilliant.

• 1:31:06Bobby Lee?

  We're not going to dinner Wednesday.

• 1:31:07Speaker 00

  Bobby's sad.

• 1:31:07Speaker 04

  No, we can, but not at that fake restaurant, I mean.

• 1:31:11Speaker 05

  You know it was fake?

• 1:31:12Bobby Lee?

  I swear, I swear to God, I'm my mother's life.

• 1:31:16Speaker 05

  He said it was a Chinese man and they had the most American accent.

• 1:31:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it was a guy, I was like, "Shin shinsan", and he was like, "Hello." But it was, but you know what? It was a, it was a great moment for all of us. It was a good bit, the show worked, everything went. It hit, people love it.

• 1:31:34Speaker 05

  People are- Don't, don't feel, I, uh, Googled like five different names to try to find it, and I couldn't, so...

• 1:31:40Bobby Lee?

  I was really- But the believability is, is that sometimes like, some of these restaurants- You don't know. You don't know. But that's what a good lie is.

• 1:31:48Speaker 05

  Damn.

• 1:31:49Bobby Lee?

  And then you had a guy text you that whole thing? You're brilliant. It's so brilliant.

• 1:31:53Speaker 05

  With actual Asian character letters.

• 1:31:55Bobby Lee?

  That's- And I didn't even tell him to, I didn't even tell him to. That's absolutely incredible. It was a great bit. Yeah. I prepared this for two months. It was a bit, it was a bit, it was a bit. We worked up this for six months. I'm gonna get revenge. It's fair. Okay. That's fair. I look like a fool. I don't think you look like a fool. I do, and I'm gonna get revenge. You know how I get revenge? You guys know, right? It's deep. It's deep. Yeah. It has to be, I hope it's very deep. Yeah, yeah, so anyway, um, okay, Tim Dillon.

• 1:32:37Bobby Lee?

  What's up, my little Mexican bean?

• 1:32:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:32:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my name is Bobby. And my real name is Robert.

• 1:32:54Bobby Lee?

  I have a little bit of a, I'm dead- The issues. And a little bit of identity crisis.

• 1:33:05Speaker 00

  Are you laughing at your own song? I love it. I've never heard such a loud laughter for your own song.

• 1:33:12Speaker 01

  This December, the magic of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol returns to Virginia Repertory Theater in downtown Richmond. Experience the transformation of Ebenezer Scrooge as he's visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future, and rediscovers the joy and true meaning of the holiday season. Performances run November 18th through December 27th. Tickets on sale now at virginiarep.org or by calling 804-282-2620.