Long In The Leg

Conan talks to Maaike from Amsterdam about life as a 6’ international high fashion model. Wanna get a chance to talk to Conan? Submit here: teamcoco.com/apply

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:02Conan O'Brien?

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• 0:06Speaker 01

  My kids.

• 0:07Conan O'Brien?

  Okay.

• 0:07Speaker 01

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• 0:08Conan O'Brien?

  You gotta get them their stuff.

• 0:08Speaker 01

  Or my dog.

• 0:09Conan O'Brien?

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• 0:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:19Conan O'Brien?

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• 1:09Speaker 01

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• 1:15Speaker 01

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• 1:42Speaker 01

  Conan O'Brien needs a fan. Wanna talk to Conan? Visit teamcoco.com/callconan. Okay, let's get started. There's so much water that's almost swelling.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  Hi, Micah. Welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Fan.

• 1:57Speaker 03

  Hi, thank you so much. Hello.

• 1:59Conan O'Brien?

  Hi, Micah. How are you?

• 2:00Speaker 03

  Sorry to interrupt your water talk. I'm very good. How are you? Thank you for pronouncing my name correctly. Wow.

• 2:05Conan O'Brien?

  Well, Micah, I take the world's people very seriously. I like to understand all cultures and...

• 2:12Speaker 02

  I think she was talking to me.

• 2:13Conan O'Brien?

  No, she's talking to me. Micah, I'm gonna start fresh because it's a muddled beginning and we can edit this.

• 2:19Speaker 03

  I was talking to myself.

• 2:20Conan O'Brien?

  Micah, how are you?

• 2:21Speaker 03

  I'm good. How are you guys doing?

• 2:23Conan O'Brien?

  We're doing great. And you are coming to us, I'm told, from Amsterdam?

• 2:27Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:28Conan O'Brien?

  Are you a native? Are you a native of Amsterdam? Is that where you're from?

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:32Conan O'Brien?

  Oh.

• 2:32Speaker 03

  Can you hear by my speech?

• 2:34Conan O'Brien?

  I'm not good at picking out various accents. So I wouldn't be able to listen to you and say, "Oh, that's an Amsterdamian accent."

• 2:45Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 2:46Conan O'Brien?

  But I do, I was in Amsterdam many years ago, shooting a project, and it was one of the most beautiful places I've ever been. The architecture, the people, I was just stunned.

• 2:59Speaker 03

  And you had good weather, I assume, otherwise you probably wouldn't have enjoyed it as much.

• 3:03Conan O'Brien?

  What makes you think I don't like bad weather? I like rainy weather. I like foggy weather.

• 3:09Speaker 03

  I feel like your hair would get a little...

• 3:13Conan O'Brien?

  Upset with bad weather? Oh, yes, my hair absorbs moisture, and then it gets even bigger.

• 3:19Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 3:19Conan O'Brien?

  So, but enough about me, Micah. It's very nice talking to you, and I'm looking at your, right now, your beautiful Amsterdam home. Everything is very orderly and gorgeous. There's the natural woods, which one does find?

• 3:36Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 3:36Conan O'Brien?

  In the northern realms of Europe. Micah, tell us-

• 3:40Speaker 02

  And everywhere else.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  They're called trees.

• 3:46Conan O'Brien?

  Please.

• 3:46Speaker 03

  Ours are very specific.

• 3:48Conan O'Brien?

  Please, I've never been more on my game. And I can't believe you'd interrupt this incredible role. Natural woods, Micah.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  I see you have those famous Dutch books.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  I mean, you have fake wood.

• 4:01Conan O'Brien?

  Yes, yes.

• 4:01Speaker 03

  They're made out of paper.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  Well, you guys got it all.

• 4:05Speaker 01

  Very nice.

• 4:06Conan O'Brien?

  You Dutch in your paper books. Uh, go Kindle or get out, I say. Uh, Micah, let me ask you a little bit about yourself. Uh, you seem like a lovely person, full of energy, very young. Tell me what you do.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  Uh, I work as a high fashion model.

• 4:21Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, my God. Well, that makes perfect sense. You are extraordinarily beautiful, so, um.

• 4:27Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 4:27Conan O'Brien?

  You really are. She's, she's gorgeous.

• 4:29Speaker 01

  She really, I can't stop looking at your cheekbones.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 4:32Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 4:32Speaker 03

  You're, you're not sure if it's like a filter or something, you know?

• 4:35Conan O'Brien?

  No, no, no, no. You're, and, and how long have you been, uh, um, high fashion model for? Since, is this a thing that you began doing very young?

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Yes, I started when I was 13 and I'm 30 now, which is, I want to say old within this industry.

• 4:50Conan O'Brien?

  Really?

• 4:50Speaker 03

  So for a very long time. And it used to be normal to be 13 and, and start modeling, which now doesn't happen anymore.

• 4:57Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, they don't do that? They, they make sure that people start a little later on?

• 5:00Speaker 03

  Yes, there are rules now.

• 5:02Conan O'Brien?

  I think that's, that's probably, that's probably good. Uh, well, I will pay you, uh, an obvious compliment, um, that just on Zoom, you're, I mean, stunning and, uh, I, I, I, I don't see why Micah could not model for another 60 years.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:18Conan O'Brien?

  You really do. You have beautiful.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 5:20Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, so, um.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  60 years?

• 5:22Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  The day you hit 90, though, you have to stop.

• 5:26Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, at 90, you stop and you put.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  That's the cutoff.

• 5:29Conan O'Brien?

  Or you go down the runway with a walker. Um, so.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  What do you think I should do at 90?

• 5:34Conan O'Brien?

  At 90? Um, let's see.

• 5:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, or I can retire then.

• 5:37Conan O'Brien?

  I would say paint over that natural wood. It's time.

• 5:40Speaker 02

  No.

• 5:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:41Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, no, it's just time to change it up a little bit when you hit 90. Just a nice thick coat of pink. Micah, fashion model, have you modeled all around the world? Have you traveled a lot? Have you traveled to the great cities to model?

• 5:55Speaker 03

  Yes, I used to live in New York for six or seven years. That's actually when I first heard your guys' podcast. Yeah, and usually when I have a job, I go to Paris or Milan or anywhere else within Europe at the moment.

• 6:08Conan O'Brien?

  Okay.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  So.

• 6:09Conan O'Brien?

  Are you?

• 6:10Speaker 03

  All around.

• 6:11Conan O'Brien?

  Are you tall? Many models have to be a certain height. How tall are you?

• 6:15Speaker 03

  I'm six feet. How tall are you?

• 6:17Conan O'Brien?

  Oh my lord, I'm 6'4", but if I've got gel in the hair, I'm 6'7", 6'8". But, um, yes.

• 6:26Conan O'Brien?

  Yes, I am 6'4" tall. And, uh.

• 6:29Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 6:30Conan O'Brien?

  Thank you.

• 6:31Speaker 03

  You've thought about?

• 6:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:33Conan O'Brien?

  Have I thought about modeling?

• 6:35Speaker 03

  Is that where you want to go?

• 6:37Conan O'Brien?

  Well, listen, Micah, I could use your advice. I, do you think I have what it takes to be? I know that I'm a little long in the tooth. I'm an older gentleman, but do you think I could be a model? Do you think I have what it takes?

• 6:53Speaker 03

  I think yes. I think also nowadays, you know, there's more diversity within age. I think you would be perfect. And you've compared yourself to Tilda Swinton, which I think is the most gorgeous human on this world.

• 7:06Conan O'Brien?

  Well, I, which one, me or Tilda Swinton?

• 7:11Conan O'Brien?

  Think about it. Think about how long you want this interview to go on for.

• 7:15Speaker 03

  It's a language barrier.

• 7:18Conan O'Brien?

  Very nice, Micah. Micah, you should, you should become a diplomat. You should work for the United Nations. It was very well done.

• 7:26Speaker 03

  That's what I'll do when I'm 90.

• 7:28Conan O'Brien?

  I am, I'm very long in the leg. I think that's helpful when you're a model. My legs are very, very long. Beautiful.

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Yes, I think it would be perfect.

• 7:36Conan O'Brien?

  Beautiful, long legs.

• 7:37Speaker 01

  Beautiful.

• 7:38Conan O'Brien?

  I don't know who said it.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  How do you find your, how do you, where do you find your jeans or your pants? Or do you have someone that?

• 7:43Conan O'Brien?

  No, I'm able to, it's hard for me to get them off the rack. They have to be quite long. Very long, um, I'm just gonna say sensual legs.

• 7:55Conan O'Brien?

  Did I say that?

• 7:55Speaker 01

  Legs are sensual? Like, they're, how do you, how is that?

• 8:00Speaker 03

  I mean.

• 8:00Conan O'Brien?

  Meaning my legs have senses and they enjoy food.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:05Conan O'Brien?

  They're sensuous.

• 8:06Speaker 02

  Your legs eat?

• 8:07Conan O'Brien?

  Yes.

• 8:07Speaker 02

  Oh, that's even more disconcerting.

• 8:09Conan O'Brien?

  Little mouths on them. Okay.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:11Speaker 03

  Mica, this guy- Have you picked up food with your feet?

• 8:13Conan O'Brien?

  Yes, I, with my feet and then I feed my, my legs. Um, Mica-

• 8:17Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 8:18Conan O'Brien?

  Mica, you know what? I'm gonna blame you. You're very, uh, beautiful and you're very funny, but you came on and you destroyed this podcast. And it was, it's your fault. I think you did this.

• 8:26Speaker 03

  Me, yeah.

• 8:27Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, it's all your fault.

• 8:28Speaker 03

  I'll take the blame, no problem.

• 8:29Conan O'Brien?

  Thank you very much. Um, we have the-

• 8:31Speaker 03

  You're welcome.

• 8:35Conan O'Brien?

  Mica, I have to ask you a question, cause it's something that I'm naturally curious about. You are a very stunning person and what's it like when you're walking around?

• 8:46Conan O'Brien?

  I'm just, I'm just imagining that guys would bother you all the time. And that would be annoying.

• 8:52Speaker 03

  No, they don't.

• 8:53Conan O'Brien?

  They don't?

• 8:54Speaker 03

  No. At this point, I'm almost, I don't wanna say insulted, because I don't wanna be bothered, but also, yes. No, I don't get, I don't get stopped at all.

• 9:02Conan O'Brien?

  Do you think it's because they're intimidated?

• 9:05Speaker 03

  No, I don't know.

• 9:06Conan O'Brien?

  I think it's, I mean, you're six feet tall and you look like a supermodel. And I think it would be very, it's a very confident man, I would think, that would walk up to Mica and say, "Hi, would you wanna go get a burrito sometime?"

• 9:21Conan O'Brien?

  That was my opening.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  The burrito? You're not taking her to like a nice restaurant?

• 9:26Conan O'Brien?

  This was a line that I tried-

• 9:27Speaker 03

  You were thinking of a long food.

• 9:28Speaker 02

  His legs gotta eat.

• 9:30Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, a man's legs gotta eat, Sona. A man's legs gotta eat.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  You're six feet four, a burrito.

• 9:36Conan O'Brien?

  I, I, I just, I would-

• 9:37Speaker 03

  No, they don't.

• 9:38Conan O'Brien?

  Really? Okay. I think it's intimidation. I think they would think, there's no way that Mica's-

• 9:43Speaker 03

  I don't know. I mean, that's what I tell myself to fall asleep. I'm not sure. I think so. I also, also your producer told me you have a resting bitch face. I think I might have the same thing.

• 9:52Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, you think I have a resting bitch face?

• 9:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:54Speaker 03

  No, I didn't. One of your-

• 9:56Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 9:57Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  He does, though.

• 9:59Conan O'Brien?

  It's okay, Blay.

• 9:59Speaker 01

  You do.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  No, but it's a good thing.

• 10:01Conan O'Brien?

  You know what's-

• 10:01Speaker 03

  That makes you a good model.

• 10:03Conan O'Brien?

  Yes, yes, I think, look, I'm gonna, I mean-

• 10:05Speaker 03

  I'm not insulting you.

• 10:06Conan O'Brien?

  For people that are listening, you can always go, uh, look this up. But my natural face in the world is this.

• 10:12Speaker 01

  It's that one.

• 10:13Conan O'Brien?

  It's that one that's turned away from you, or this one?

• 10:15Speaker 01

  The one on the left.

• 10:16Conan O'Brien?

  Thanks a lot. Thank you. Here we go. No, no, I was actually thanking you. Here we go.

• 10:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:21Conan O'Brien?

  Can you see it? Do I, do I need to get closer? I don't know if this thing zooms or not. Do I, here.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  Maybe, maybe we can try something-

• 10:28Speaker 01

  No, you don't have to go that close. Not that close.

• 10:30Speaker 03

  Maybe you can further, you can go further away.

• 10:34Speaker 03

  Maybe in the dark, this is good.

• 10:35Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  Oh, the posture.

• 10:39Conan O'Brien?

  Sit down and they can zoom in on you, if that's okay. Please, sit down and they can zoom in on you. Alright, here we go. They're zooming in. Now do it.

• 10:47Speaker 03

  Okay. Wow.

• 10:48Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, thanks a lot, Micah. What happens is, my natural face, and what happened when I lived in New York and I was doing the show, is I'm always smiling on television. Dorman would see me, and I was just neutral. My face was neutral, but this is my neutral face. And people were constantly saying, "What's wrong, Conan? Why, you know, cheer up." And I was fine. I wasn't sad. I was just neutral. Why are you pulling...

• 11:13Speaker 03

  She's right. That's what happened. No, I'm sorry. I was just... Yeah, this is...

• 11:17Conan O'Brien?

  Well, okay.

• 11:17Speaker 03

  Yeah. That's what happened.

• 11:18Conan O'Brien?

  Micah, that's just gravity. Now, you are genetically...

• 11:23Speaker 03

  You were talking about before.

• 11:24Conan O'Brien?

  You are a 30-year-old supermodel, and with a beautiful face, and you're talking to a man who is into his 90s. And the gravity is tearing at my face. Tearing at it. Shredding it. And so, that's what's happening.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  But maybe you've left too much in your life, you know? And they want to relax, or they want to hang. Like, in the downtime, your smile muscles just want to... Oh, that's weird.

• 11:48Conan O'Brien?

  Look at this guy. Do you like this guy better?

• 11:50Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 11:52Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, god, I can't win! My confidence is destroyed!

• 11:56Speaker 03

  Can you do it one more time?

• 11:57Conan O'Brien?

  Hi, how are you?

• 11:58Speaker 03

  Oh my god!

• 11:59Conan O'Brien?

  Hi, Micah.

• 12:00Speaker 03

  I love it.

• 12:00Conan O'Brien?

  How are you? Nice to see you. My name's Conan, and I'd like to buy you a burrito.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  He's the burrito again.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  They're doing a zoom-in on you now. I don't know if it helps.

• 12:10Speaker 02

  That's my favorite food, and you're somehow making it off-putting.

• 12:14Conan O'Brien?

  Well, Micah, I have to ask, because my interest is piqued now. Are you in a relationship? Are you married? Is there someone in your life? Let's discuss.

• 12:22Speaker 03

  I am in a relationship with a man called Robert.

• 12:26Conan O'Brien?

  Is Robert also from Amsterdam, or did you meet him someplace?

• 12:29Speaker 03

  He's also from Amsterdam, but we met on Bumble. And he said he would not have approached me in real life either, but that's because he has only dated women that are like, five feet tall.

• 12:41Conan O'Brien?

  How tall is Robert?

• 12:44Speaker 03

  He's 6'1".

• 12:45Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, okay.

• 12:47Speaker 03

  So, yeah.

• 12:48Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 03

  But, no, no, but we're in a happy relationship.

• 12:50Conan O'Brien?

  Oh.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  He's fine with my height, thank God.

• 12:52Conan O'Brien?

  Well, he's, yeah, he's got an inch on you, that's fine. Let's say 6'1". Yeah. And, and also, many women are happy with shorter men. Many men are happy with taller women. It takes all kinds.

• 13:03Speaker 03

  They're making it a trend now, too.

• 13:04Conan O'Brien?

  Are they?

• 13:05Speaker 03

  Short King, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a thing online, right? I see Sona.

• 13:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's true.

• 13:10Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, my dream, uh, and my wife knows this, is to be with a woman who's like three feet taller than me. Um, having trouble finding one, yeah. Just, and then she carries me wherever we go.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  Did you guys see the video of the tallest woman on earth and the smallest woman or person on earth? I'm not sure if it was women. Meeting each other?

• 13:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, I have, I saw that video. Yeah, it's cool.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was.

• 13:33Conan O'Brien?

  And they met each other accidentally. It's, it was at a 7-Eleven.

• 13:36Speaker 03

  At a burrito shop.

• 13:37Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, they were, they were reaching for the same slurpee cup.

• 13:40Speaker 02

  Slurpee?

• 13:41Conan O'Brien?

  I said slurpee. I like to put a little "sh" in there. And that's my business.

• 13:46Speaker 02

  All right.

• 13:47Conan O'Brien?

  You know, stop, you guys are like a jury, constantly stopping me from.

• 13:51Speaker 02

  We learned it from you, Dad.

• 13:53Conan O'Brien?

  Um, Micah, uh, you guys, so, Robert sounds like a nice guy. Is he nice to you? That's the important thing. Good.

• 13:59Speaker 03

  He's super nice to me. Tonight, he was like, "I know you're a bit nervous, so go take a nap. I'll cook dinner for you." He poured me a glass of sake. Uh, he made me a tea. Super nice. I'm borrowing his laptop.

• 14:12Conan O'Brien?

  I, I wish I was in a relationship with Robert.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  I know, he sounds pretty good.

• 14:16Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 14:16Speaker 02

  And he's tall.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  He's pretty good.

• 14:18Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 14:25Conan O'Brien?

  You know, winning an award, that's a big achievement, right?

• 14:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love awards.

• 14:28Conan O'Brien?

  Every now and then, in life, maybe something nice like that comes your way.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:32Conan O'Brien?

  Winning them consistently is almost impossible. It just doesn't happen.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:36Conan O'Brien?

  You know? Well, guess what? Winning five times in six years? You know what that sounds like to me? Sustained excellence.

• 14:42Speaker 01

  Nice.

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• 14:56Conan O'Brien?

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• 15:00Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

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• 15:49Conan O'Brien?

  Who do you shop for first on the holidays, Sona? Was it, do you shop for the kids or do you shop for Tac?

• 15:54Speaker 01

  My kids.

• 15:54Conan O'Brien?

  Okay.

• 15:55Speaker 01

  Or Oki, or my dog.

• 15:57Conan O'Brien?

  And then your husband is last. Well, guess what? It's that time of year. You feel that, you smell that, that cinnamon cider in the air? Do you smell that?

• 16:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:07Conan O'Brien?

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• 16:43Conan O'Brien?

  This fall, I want to try something different.

• 16:45Speaker 01

  What?

• 16:45Conan O'Brien?

  I like to change it up. I like to learn things. So I'm gonna try and make apple cider.

• 16:49Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 16:49Conan O'Brien?

  Every morning.

• 16:50Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 16:51Conan O'Brien?

  This fall, just to see if I can do it.

• 16:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:53Conan O'Brien?

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• 16:57Speaker 01

  Oh, that's good.

• 16:58Conan O'Brien?

  See what I did?

• 16:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:59Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, there are 250 reasons to join T-Mobile right now. You want to hear what they are?

• 17:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:03Conan O'Brien?

  They're America's best network.

• 17:04Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 17:05Conan O'Brien?

  True story. Plus, T-Mobile has got off-grid satellite coverage. That comes in really handy. I like to just wander in the woods sometimes.

• 17:12Speaker 01

  Oh, that's weird.

• 17:12Conan O'Brien?

  When I'm thinking about, like, making apple cider.

• 17:14Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 17:14Conan O'Brien?

  And that's when it comes in handy. Here's another reason. High-speed data in over 215 countries and destinations. I travel a lot for the

• 17:21Speaker 01

  You travel a lot.

• 17:22Conan O'Brien?

  travel show that I do.

• 17:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:24Conan O'Brien?

  Stream this podcast while ignoring local landmarks. That's always fun to do. Like, oh, look, there's the Mona Lisa. Yeah, check it out. I'm in the Louvre. I should, but I'm listening to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend.

• 17:34Speaker 01

  That doesn't seem like a good idea.

• 17:35Conan O'Brien?

  It's a great idea.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 17:37Conan O'Brien?

  You know, you can see art anytime. But how often can you listen to this podcast?

• 17:42Speaker 01

  My god.

• 17:43Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 17:43Speaker 01

  What?

• 17:44Conan O'Brien?

  No, all these reasons make T-Mobile a great choice.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  I agree.

• 17:47Conan O'Brien?

  T-Mobile is stacking up reasons to join. Go to T-Mobile.com and find yours best, based on analysis by UCLA of Speed Test Intelligence data first half of 2026. Can't believe I read that. T-satellite with capable devices in most outdoor areas in the US, where you can see the sky. High-speed international data with qualifying plan. Visit T-Mobile.com, consult a physician. I just threw that in there.

• 18:11Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 18:15Conan O'Brien?

  So, you have to admit, the holidays, it's really about hanging with the people you love.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:22Conan O'Brien?

  And getting to be yourself. Not going to some stuffy holiday party where you need to conform to what the man wants you to think about the holidays.

• 18:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:31Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, it's about being yourself. Turn your holiday time into Miller time by enjoying a Miller Lite in a place where you're free to enjoy yourself. On a walk with a cousin. With a cousin? Why are they getting all specific about?

• 18:42Speaker 01

  Because it's family.

• 18:43Conan O'Brien?

  But what about a niece or a nephew?

• 18:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:45Conan O'Brien?

  Um, like a walk with an ex-wife.

• 18:50Conan O'Brien?

  I don't know. I mean, they're just throwing... That's a weird... They just made a very specific choice.

• 18:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:54Conan O'Brien?

  Now's the time for those unexpected holiday side guests and enjoy a great tasting light beer. 'Tis Miller time, as Dickens wrote.

• 19:02Conan O'Brien?

  Miller Lite is brewed for taste, the taste you can depend on. The original light beer since 1975 and still iconic more than 50 years later. I like to be with my bros, my chums, my posse. Crack open a Miller Lite, take a swig, a sip, look around and see my friends. We've known each other forever and we're just hanging out.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, you guys are just doing chest bumps and high fiving.

• 19:24Conan O'Brien?

  Miller Lite is great taste done right. Go to millerlite.com/conan to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Tis Miller time. Celebrate responsibly Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

• 19:46Conan O'Brien?

  Do you think the three of us would get along if we hung out? Cause I intend to, you know, hang out with you guys at some point.

• 19:52Speaker 01

  Weird.

• 19:53Conan O'Brien?

  I think you sounds weird to you, but it's Europe, so I know things can get weird.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  I think the language barrier might be coming over.

• 20:00Conan O'Brien?

  Does, does Robert speak English?

• 20:03Speaker 03

  Yes, he does.

• 20:04Conan O'Brien?

  Ah.

• 20:04Speaker 03

  But he hasn't listened to you guys' podcasts.

• 20:08Conan O'Brien?

  He hasn't?

• 20:08Speaker 03

  And I'm quite disappointed.

• 20:09Conan O'Brien?

  He won't listen to, he, he hasn't, or he refuses to listen? You can be honest now. It's okay. This is a safe space.

• 20:17Speaker 03

  Are you sure?

• 20:18Conan O'Brien?

  Well, uh, no, I'm not. And it's not really a safe space. It never happens.

• 20:23Speaker 03

  I'll take the risk.

• 20:23Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, take the risk.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  For up until now, he, he, he won't, but maybe.

• 20:31Conan O'Brien?

  He won't.

• 20:32Speaker 03

  I think he can be convinced.

• 20:33Conan O'Brien?

  He won't, so.

• 20:34Speaker 03

  He won't.

• 20:35Conan O'Brien?

  He won't. He's defiantly saying, I will not listen to that podcast.

• 20:40Speaker 03

  It's a choice.

• 20:41Conan O'Brien?

  Yes, yes.

• 20:42Speaker 03

  It's an active choice.

• 20:42Conan O'Brien?

  It's a choice. Well.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Is it because of Conan or because of one of us?

• 20:47Speaker 03

  Well, it's not because of you guys.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Ah.

• 20:50Conan O'Brien?

  It's cause he doesn't know who we are.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  Conan doesn't know who I'm talking to again.

• 20:53Conan O'Brien?

  Uh, it's okay. It's quite clear. You know what? I, Micah, I'm a mature adult and I can handle that someone is not a fan of mine. And I'm deducing.

• 21:02Speaker 03

  I know you take it as a challenge.

• 21:04Conan O'Brien?

  No, I do not. I, I like this guy, Robert. He clearly has excellent taste, uh, in, in, in choosing you. Uh, and so I respect his opinion and I deduce that he is not a fan of my kind of comedy. Is that, is that the case? You can just say yes or no.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  I declare the fifth.

• 21:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:30Conan O'Brien?

  Well, I didn't realize you guys had the American Constitution.

• 21:33Speaker 01

  You can't use our Constitution.

• 21:35Conan O'Brien?

  You're in Amsterdam and keep your fucking hands off our Constitution. We barely can keep it under control here in America. And suddenly, "Oh, I know what the problem is. You guys have it."

• 21:48Conan O'Brien?

  I know why our system's breaking down. Our Constitution's in Amsterdam. Micah, he's not a fan. Just say it. It's okay.

• 21:55Speaker 03

  He's not a fan. I'm so sorry. He's not a fan, but I feel bad because I think you're so nice.

• 22:00Conan O'Brien?

  Nice?

• 22:01Speaker 03

  I sincerely think...

• 22:02Conan O'Brien?

  I mean, I am nice, but I consider myself a great comedic talent. Now, what is it?

• 22:08Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Sorry. So it's not about personality. It's about your talent. Yeah.

• 22:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:14Conan O'Brien?

  Okay. So what are we left with? What is it? I'm gonna... I shouldn't, but I'm gonna dig deeper. What is it about my comedy that Robert does not enjoy? You can just say.

• 22:25Speaker 01

  It's goofy.

• 22:27Conan O'Brien?

  Can you let her answer the question, please? You're leading the wet nurse.

• 22:29Speaker 01

  I'm sorry.

• 22:32Speaker 03

  Maybe give me a multiple choice answer.

• 22:34Conan O'Brien?

  No, no. I'd like to get to the truth. I really would like to get to the truth.

• 22:37Speaker 03

  No, okay. I'll be completely honest with you. I have discussed it today as well because, you know, it's...

• 22:43Conan O'Brien?

  You'd be talking to me and this is a big night.

• 22:45Speaker 03

  Why do I want to meet, you know? Yeah, he just thinks it's too much.

• 22:52Conan O'Brien?

  It's too much. I'm a little much.

• 22:53Speaker 03

  You're trying too much.

• 22:54Conan O'Brien?

  Trying too much.

• 22:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:56Conan O'Brien?

  He likes, uh, probably more of like a quiet...

• 23:01Speaker 03

  He likes more naughty. I asked him the word. He said naughty.

• 23:04Conan O'Brien?

  Naughty. He likes naughty.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  But I think you're super respectful and I think that's where, you know?

• 23:10Conan O'Brien?

  But I think what he's saying is he thinks that maybe I'm too hyper at times. The... My energy is too much. Maybe a neediness comes across and he probably likes a quieter, kind of Jaap-ta-ti kind of comedy.

• 23:26Speaker 03

  I think if you take this attitude, you will be perfect.

• 23:29Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, he likes.

• 23:30Speaker 03

  Just keep it.

• 23:31Conan O'Brien?

  This, something like this, which is quieter and more relaxed and much less funny.

• 23:38Speaker 03

  This is not funny at all. He just likes non-funny comedy.

• 23:41Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, I think the problem's with Robert. That's what I'm getting.

• 23:45Speaker 03

  I think so too. I mean, for the rest, he's great. This is just something we don't bond over.

• 23:49Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, well, listen.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  To be honest, I put up an Instagram post for like friends, like asking, like, who of my friends is listening to Conan O'Brien? You know, needs a friend. And no one replied.

• 24:02Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 24:04Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 24:04Speaker 03

  But maybe I don't have many friends. I mean.

• 24:07Conan O'Brien?

  This is, um, this is, uh.

• 24:10Speaker 03

  But I'm, I am sorry.

• 24:12Conan O'Brien?

  Micah, can I, can I tell you what's happened from my perspective, Micah? Micah, let me tell you what's happened from my perspective.

• 24:19Speaker 03

  I just think you need better PR in the Netherlands. That's just what I think.

• 24:22Conan O'Brien?

  No.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  Maybe you're not reaching beyond, you know, you need to.

• 24:26Conan O'Brien?

  I think I've been lured into a trap by a very beautiful woman. This is how it feels like to me, that there's this extraordinarily beautiful professional model named Micah, who's charming and, and lovely, and she's a fan of mine. And she's talking to me and the whole time she's leading me down an alley. And when we get to the end of the alley, she tells me, my boyfriend loathes you.

• 24:49Speaker 02

  It's like a honey trap for your humility.

• 24:52Conan O'Brien?

  My friends have never heard of you. Um, and, um, everyone I know, everyone I know finds you disgusting and loathsome. You're like the creature.

• 25:02Speaker 03

  Now you're putting words in my mouth.

• 25:03Conan O'Brien?

  You're, you're like the creature at the end of the substance.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 25:08Speaker 03

  That's a compliment.

• 25:09Conan O'Brien?

  And you, you tricked me. You tricked me. You said, la la la. Let's get on this Amsterdam bicycle built for two and take a nice ride. Oh no, what's happening? Oh no, poor Conan.

• 25:22Speaker 03

  Let's throw you in the canal.

• 25:23Conan O'Brien?

  Yes.

• 25:26Speaker 03

  But I'm talking to you. Is that not, is that not enough for you?

• 25:29Conan O'Brien?

  No.

• 25:33Speaker 03

  I know you hurt my feelings.

• 25:34Conan O'Brien?

  No, you're, I love talking.

• 25:35Speaker 03

  No, you did. You did.

• 25:36Conan O'Brien?

  No, no, I did not. I did not.

• 25:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, you did.

• 25:39Conan O'Brien?

  I did not, Micah. I know your feelings better than-

• 25:41Speaker 03

  The Dutch are very direct. You should know that.

• 25:43Conan O'Brien?

  You, um, uh, I, I can take it. I can take it. I'm not for everyone. I understand that. And I've, uh, I do, uh, you know, I paint what I see. I am who I am, as Popeye said, a great Nordic figure.

• 26:00Conan O'Brien?

  And, uh, and-

• 26:01Speaker 03

  I mean, you're hosting the Oscars, Doug. You're, you're fine. You're fine with that, Robert.

• 26:05Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, yeah, that's a, no one judges anyone on that job.

• 26:10Conan O'Brien?

  That's gonna be all of Amsterdam saying, "Sucked."

• 26:14Speaker 03

  We don't even watch this anymore.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 26:18Speaker 03

  I am kidding. I am so sorry. I'm kidding. I'm, I'm so sorry.

• 26:21Conan O'Brien?

  Why, why, hey, listen, I'm not Joe Oscar either. You know, I'm not, you know, I was, take it easy. I don't work for the Academy. You know, it's a job. I'm getting 200 bucks. I'll do it.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  Congrats.

• 26:32Conan O'Brien?

  Uh, Micah, um, I do think, how would I win over Robert? I know this is insane because I've won you over and that should be enough for me because, again, you're extraordinary. There's a light coming off of you. You're a Renaissance painting, yet still, I'm, I'm obsessive compulsive about now, Robert is gonna be the one I wake up thinking about and his disapproving face glaring at me.

• 26:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:59Conan O'Brien?

  Three inches below my own face. Three inches below my own face.

• 27:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're taller than him. Feel good about that.

• 27:07Conan O'Brien?

  Somehow it doesn't, no.

• 27:09Speaker 01

  It doesn't help?

• 27:09Speaker 03

  It doesn't help?

• 27:10Conan O'Brien?

  No, no. Yeah, I'm taller than Brad Pitt. That doesn't help, you know?

• 27:13Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, no, I see.

• 27:15Conan O'Brien?

  Stronger than him too. I fought him twice. Once, I won once.

• 27:18Speaker 01

  No, you're not stronger than him.

• 27:19Conan O'Brien?

  What's that?

• 27:20Speaker 01

  You're not stronger than Brad Pitt.

• 27:22Conan O'Brien?

  I am stronger than Brad Pitt.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  No, you're not.

• 27:23Conan O'Brien?

  If I fought Brad Pitt, I would win.

• 27:24Speaker 01

  No, he would beat you up.

• 27:26Speaker 04

  No, he would call a bunch of people, "Get in here, security, help me."

• 27:30Conan O'Brien?

  That's how he talks too.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  What would your fighting style be?

• 27:33Conan O'Brien?

  Mine?

• 27:33Speaker 01

  Running away?

• 27:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:34Conan O'Brien?

  No, my, my hands become like hoses. They're just, they're like whips. They whip. Uh, it's a whipping motion. You got me off track, Micah.

• 27:42Speaker 03

  It's more like a slapping.

• 27:43Conan O'Brien?

  It's a slapping. I'm a slap fighter. I slap, I pinch, and I bite. I get on the floor, get my back on the floor so that I'm protected, and I kick and I bite and I scratch.

• 27:53Speaker 03

  Where you pull someone over you, right?

• 27:54Conan O'Brien?

  No, I don't do that. That would hurt my back. Micah.

• 27:57Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm sorry.

• 27:57Conan O'Brien?

  You and I have a strange chemistry, and yet I've never been more in love. And I say that knowing I've been happily married now for quite a long time. But that marriage is over. I think it's you and I now.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  I think Robert is not gonna be very appreciative of the comment you've just made.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm really staring at Robert.

• 28:18Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, boy, Robert. Oh, Robert doesn't like... I mean, listen, I'll handle Robert. You don't you worry about that. But I think it's you and I now.

• 28:28Speaker 01

  What are you gonna do to Robert?

• 28:30Conan O'Brien?

  What's that?

• 28:30Speaker 01

  What are you gonna do to Robert?

• 28:32Conan O'Brien?

  I'm gonna overwhelm him with my high-energy comedy. I'm gonna be so energetic, and he's gonna be so put off by it that he's gonna run away.

• 28:40Speaker 03

  I think that would work.

• 28:44Conan O'Brien?

  My comedy would drive Robert away from your relationship. That's how bad my comedy is. This is incredible. This is a massacre.

• 28:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, it is. She didn't even need to tell you she posted on Instagram and none of her friends commented.

• 28:59Conan O'Brien?

  No, you didn't need to...

• 29:00Speaker 01

  But she did.

• 29:01Conan O'Brien?

  Micah, you didn't need to mention that.

• 29:02Speaker 03

  I'm just a shitty gal.

• 29:04Conan O'Brien?

  You know, "Oh, and Conan, one other thing. I went to an orphanage."

• 29:08Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 29:09Conan O'Brien?

  Where the children don't have parents, and I said, "Does anyone want a parent?" And they all said, "Yes, please." And then I said, "It would be Conan O'Brien." And they said, "No! We'll live our lives alone with no money and food." Did you know that, Conan?

• 29:23Speaker 03

  I think, again, now it's a cultural difference. I was trying to help you. You need more fans in Amsterdam or in the Netherlands, and I don't know, maybe there's...

• 29:33Conan O'Brien?

  Can I tell you one thing?

• 29:34Speaker 03

  People that can help you with that.

• 29:35Conan O'Brien?

  I'm considered a god in Finland. Did you know that? Finland. The Finns love me.

• 29:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's great.

• 29:45Speaker 03

  I'm happy for you.

• 29:50Conan O'Brien?

  Wow. Micah, you're a lot of fun. You really, you really are.

• 29:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, all timer.

• 29:56Conan O'Brien?

  All joking aside, you are a lot of fun and very funny.

• 30:00Speaker 03

  I do feel bad.

• 30:02Conan O'Brien?

  Why?

• 30:02Speaker 03

  Because I am very appreciative, I am very appreciative of your podcast. It has helped me through, you know, dark and fun times.

• 30:08Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, well. Dark and fun times? I'm glad I was there to help you through fun times.

• 30:17Conan O'Brien?

  I'm having so much fun.

• 30:18Speaker 03

  Well, it's a compliment.

• 30:19Conan O'Brien?

  I don't know how I'm gonna make it. Conan will balance things out.

• 30:23Speaker 02

  Let me, let me listen to something that'll bring me down a little.

• 30:26Conan O'Brien?

  I need a downer.

• 30:27Speaker 01

  You're, you're making, you're making fun of your one Dutch fan.

• 30:30Speaker 02

  I know.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  Yeah. You have to hold on to her.

• 30:34Conan O'Brien?

  Micah.

• 30:34Speaker 01

  You're, you're.

• 30:36Conan O'Brien?

  Micah, you are my one Dutch fan, okay?

• 30:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:39Conan O'Brien?

  And I'm lucky.

• 30:40Speaker 03

  You need to be nice to me.

• 30:41Conan O'Brien?

  I know, I know. It's, unless it's complicated, because I know you have feelings for me. I can tell. It's probably the only reason you reached out. Robert, if he exists, I don't think he does. I think that's made up. I mean, there couldn't be a guy who doesn't like Conan.

• 30:59Speaker 03

  You'll find out.

• 31:00Conan O'Brien?

  It's not possible.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  Oh, well.

• 31:03Conan O'Brien?

  Our lines are lighting up.

• 31:08Speaker 03

  Shouldn't you do like a spinoff, like Conan O'Brien needs, or is looking for a whatever, like a, a hater? I don't know.

• 31:15Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, oh, a hater?

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:17Conan O'Brien?

  I mean, instead of a fan. Well, that's what this, I mean.

• 31:20Speaker 03

  I think that's your purpose.

• 31:21Conan O'Brien?

  You called in as a fan to quickly reveal.

• 31:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, sorry, I'm a fan.

• 31:25Conan O'Brien?

  To, to quickly reveal that your most important relationship's with a hater. And then to talk mostly about him.

• 31:31Speaker 03

  Not a hater.

• 31:32Conan O'Brien?

  Please.

• 31:33Speaker 03

  Yes, we did.

• 31:35Conan O'Brien?

  Well, I, uh.

• 31:37Speaker 03

  Well.

• 31:38Conan O'Brien?

  Where is he now, this Robert? Is he there in the?

• 31:39Speaker 03

  He's upstairs.

• 31:40Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, I bet.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  I just wanna see him.

• 31:43Conan O'Brien?

  No, I don't wanna see him.

• 31:44Speaker 01

  What if he's so buff?

• 31:46Speaker 02

  I know, and handsome.

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:47Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 31:49Conan O'Brien?

  Would you, he's, he's really handsome, isn't he? I bet he's really handsome.

• 31:52Speaker 03

  He is a, he is, um. I'm, I'm not responding fast enough, I feel like. That took me too long.

• 31:59Conan O'Brien?

  Oh, now you're taking him down a peg. I love this.

• 32:02Speaker 03

  But maybe this is my character flaw. I do apologize.

• 32:04Conan O'Brien?

  She is intimidating.

• 32:05Speaker 03

  No, but he is handsome, but in a.

• 32:09Speaker 03

  In a particular way.

• 32:10Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, I get it.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  He's very, um, he's almost too beautiful to even describe.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  No, but he's like 3% Neanderthal or blood. I don't know what that means, but I feel like you can see it somehow in his face. Like, he's very...

• 32:27Speaker 02

  Did she say Neanderthal?

• 32:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, I did.

• 32:29Conan O'Brien?

  Does he have the ability to make stone tools?

• 32:35Conan O'Brien?

  Is he envious of your use of fire? To cook me?

• 32:38Speaker 03

  No. I'm more practical than him, and I don't think I have Neanderthal blood.

• 32:44Conan O'Brien?

  Um, I didn't see this part of the conversation coming at all.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  This really took a turn.

• 32:48Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, there's no way.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  Have you done the DNA test?

• 32:51Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, so, uh...

• 32:52Speaker 03

  You know the percentage thing?

• 32:54Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, so he's part Neanderthal. Well, good luck with that.

• 32:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:57Conan O'Brien?

  Um, Micah, you chose well. It's a good ad for Bumble.

• 33:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, we chopped all this wood.

• 33:08Conan O'Brien?

  He's constantly pulling your apartment apart so he can burn it to cook mastodon. Micah, I want us to be friends because I really...

• 33:19Speaker 03

  We are, I mean...

• 33:20Conan O'Brien?

  We're, first of all, we're height compatible. Um, I think, uh, both of us, I am, you know, you are a supermodel in the, in your world. I think as men go, I'm considered quite, and fill that in later. And then, um, just whatever, use AI.

• 33:37Speaker 02

  Delusional.

• 33:38Conan O'Brien?

  Delusional. But, uh, but Micah, it's been really nice talking to you. And, uh, if our paths cross someday, I know we're gonna get to the bottom of this very strange relationship we have. And it is a relationship. It's a three-way relationship now. It's you, it's Robert, and it's myself, and this has to be resolved somehow. I don't, you know, we have to figure this out. Yeah.

• 33:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:59Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah, it's a long...

• 33:59Speaker 03

  And we'll buy a houseboat together.

• 34:02Conan O'Brien?

  I've heard this come on before. I've had other people offer to buy a houseboat with me in Amsterdam, and I was tricked. And I know you're secretly talking to Flea.

• 34:12Speaker 03

  Maybe you need a local.

• 34:14Conan O'Brien?

  Yeah.

• 34:16Speaker 03

  To help you out with this...

• 34:17Conan O'Brien?

  Situation?

• 34:19Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 34:19Conan O'Brien?

  Yes. Well, Micah, do you have a question for me before we go? Because, uh, sometimes...

• 34:24Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 34:24Conan O'Brien?

  I don't think so? Okay, yeah, we've gone on too long, I think. Okay. Um, I can't, and it probably, I can't take any more punishment. The question is probably something like, you know...

• 34:32Speaker 03

  That would've been nice.

• 34:33Conan O'Brien?

  Does your face hurt because it's killing me?

• 34:34Speaker 03

  That would've been nice.

• 34:39Conan O'Brien?

  Micah, I really like talking to you. You're very funny and you're very cool. And I'm rooting for you. And guess what? For Robert. I think he probably has very good taste in comedy. He's a wise man, so listen to him. Okay?

• 34:53Speaker 03

  I hope he'll listen to this.

• 34:54Conan O'Brien?

  Well, his choice. Yeah. All right. You take care.

• 34:59Speaker 03

  Thank you so much. Nice talking to you all.

• 35:00Conan O'Brien?

  Nice talking to you too. Bye bye.

• 35:02Speaker 03

  Bye bye.

• 35:04Speaker 02

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