Jeff Dye & Being Poor Poor

Comedian Jeff Dye stops by the 1st time and Jamie roleplays with Bobby. We chat penguin-pizza-wings, living in cars, yawning, handsome comedians, sumo wrestling, cowboy whiskey mentality, and Filipino bats. So stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to www.zocdoc.com/belly https://www.zocdoc.com/belly to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. That’s www.zocdoc.com/belly https://www.zocdoc.com/belly. BlueChew wants you to have the confidence to perform at your best, so discover your options at www.bluechew.com https://www.bluechew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code BELLY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s www.bluechew.com https://www.bluechew.com, promo code BELLY to receive your first month FREE. Visit www.bluechew.com https://www.bluechew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly. That’s www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly. Make sure to use our URL so they know we sent you: www.joinbilt.com/belly https://www.joinbilt.com/belly, to start earning points with your rent payments today. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:26Speaker 01

  I was a nice guy last night.

• 1:28Bobby Lee?

  You're a nice guy?

• 1:29Speaker 01

  I was a nice, I was playing the nice guy last night.

• 1:31Bobby Lee?

  Where?

• 1:31Speaker 01

  Um, at the club.

• 1:33Bobby Lee?

  What club?

• 1:34Speaker 01

  Just a little yard place. It's like a live music band.

• 1:38Bobby Lee?

  Did she leave you yet?

• 1:39Speaker 01

  No, she's still with me. I paid for her and her friends to get in the club, and it was 240.

• 1:46Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, baller!

• 1:49Speaker 01

  But I was drunk.

• 1:50Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:50Speaker 01

  I was drunk.

• 1:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:52Speaker 01

  That's why.

• 1:52Bobby Lee?

  Did you penetrate her last night as well?

• 1:54Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  Keep it safe.

• 1:55Bobby Lee?

  It's dying down, huh?

• 1:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, the love is dying.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Is it?

• 1:59Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh.

• 2:00Speaker 01

  Sparking up.

• 2:01Bobby Lee?

  You know, I, it's sparking up? You know, I find that your attitude through the weeks, you've grown, you've grown in confidence.

• 2:09Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:09Bobby Lee?

  But it's kind of bothersome, too.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  Mm.

• 2:12Bobby Lee?

  You know, it bothers me a little bit, too.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  Why so?

• 2:14Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, it's just, um.

• 2:16Speaker 01

  How so?

• 2:16Bobby Lee?

  You're getting mouthy.

• 2:19Speaker 01

  I am?

• 2:21Bobby Lee?

  No, you're not. You're fine. You're perfect. You're a good kid, dude.

• 2:24Speaker 01

  It's a sex man.

• 2:25Bobby Lee?

  Uh, no, dude.

• 2:28Bobby Lee?

  I don't even know if that's what she would call it, you know what I mean? But if that's what you're calling it, um, well, what's, what's up? What's that face?

• 2:35Speaker 01

  No, just the head.

• 2:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:37Speaker 01

  It's like when he looks at you and you talk, it's just like, what's happening?

• 2:40Bobby Lee?

  What's happening?

• 2:41Speaker 01

  I get scared, you know?

• 2:42Bobby Lee?

  Why are you scared of me, dude? I'm your ally.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  No, I'm scared of love, you know?

• 2:46Bobby Lee?

  Oh, interesting. You're scared of love? Dude, last night I did a show, um, for firefighters.

• 2:55Speaker 03

  Okay, you're a big supporter, yeah?

• 2:56Bobby Lee?

  At the improv and, um, but what they had was, um, six firef- I'm talking.

• 3:02Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm looking at her face.

• 3:03Bobby Lee?

  No, wait, wait, wait, dude.

• 3:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no, stop, stop, stop. No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:11Bobby Lee?

  No, just stop. Wait, hi.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  He's trying to blame her.

• 3:14Bobby Lee?

  What, what's up, dog? I'm talking.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  I know, but-

• 3:17Bobby Lee?

  That's, uh, no, hi, man. Hi, man. What's up, dog? I'm talking. This is my show, so what's the problem, amigo?

• 3:28Speaker 01

  Nothing.

• 3:28Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, but I'm talking, amigo?

• 3:32Speaker 01

  I'm sorry, I'm-

• 3:33Bobby Lee?

  Por favor.

• 3:34Speaker 01

  I speak English.

• 3:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, I understand. I know you speak English, dude. Wh- what is so important that you have to interrupt, interrupt me?

• 3:43Speaker 01

  Her face.

• 3:43Bobby Lee?

  Okay, what did her face say? Yeah, yeah, well, don't look at her face then. Okay? Whatever her face is doing, wait until I'm done talking.

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 3:53Bobby Lee?

  What were you doing with your face?

• 3:56Bobby Lee?

  What were you doing with your face?

• 3:57Speaker 04

  I just threw it out, the candy.

• 4:00Bobby Lee?

  That's not candy.

• 4:02Speaker 04

  Or like this thing.

• 4:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why don't you eat it? Okay. Anyway, um, well, forget it. I don't even wanna say what I was gonna say now, dude. I lost all momentum.

• 4:13Speaker 03

  Firefighters, firefighters.

• 4:14Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't wanna do it now. Fuck the firefighters.

• 4:16Speaker 01

  I wanna hear it. I wanna-

• 4:17Bobby Lee?

  Well, I didn't know what else to say, but then that happened. Anyway, um-

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Were there firefighters in the audience? Was it just, uh, yeah, what was happening?

• 4:24Bobby Lee?

  Shut the fuck up, dude.

• 4:25Speaker 01

  He's good at saving.

• 4:26Bobby Lee?

  You're very good save. Anyway, um, I did a benefit show for firefighters. It was all firefighters in the audience and, but they had six firefighters do stand-up before us.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 4:38Bobby Lee?

  Right? And they all had three minutes. No, first of all, no one did their time. One did, one dude did 15 minutes. Yeah, right. Guess what color he was?

• 4:50Speaker 01

  White.

• 4:55Bobby Lee?

  I'm not gonna say.

• 4:58Bobby Lee?

  But just make a guess.

• 5:02Bobby Lee?

  Okay? And then it got to the point, I'd never seen this before, he was going so long, they had another flashlight guy in the back, the manager, doing, you know what I mean, like Morse code flash, you know what I mean? Get the fuck off, right? And then they played music.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  While he was doing this?

• 5:18Bobby Lee?

  Yes, I'd never seen that before.

• 5:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, like the Oscar.

• 5:23Bobby Lee?

  And you, "I guess it's my time." Yeah, yeah. "Yo, what's up? I think it's my..." I'm not gonna put a color to him.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a classic white guy.

• 5:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a classic white guy. "What's up?"

• 5:36Bobby Lee?

  But these guys were doing so good. Dude, firefighters, you think, doing three minutes, they're not gonna be good. They were crushing.

• 5:47Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 5:47Bobby Lee?

  So now me, Eric Griffin, um, Amir Kay, we're in the back going, because we're closing the show. What if we can do good?

• 5:58Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean?

• 5:59Speaker 01

  You were nervous a little.

• 6:00Bobby Lee?

  We were all nervous. We're holding on to each other's shirts in the back going, "What if we go up there and like these guys, you know, show us the real deal?" And then Eric's open the line goes, "I guess anyone can do comedy." That was his opening line.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  Gotta laugh?

• 6:17Bobby Lee?

  Gotta laugh. Um, asked me if I did well.

• 6:20Speaker 01

  Did you do well? Crushed it.

• 6:27Speaker 01

  Nice. What were the jokes from the firefighters?

• 6:33Speaker 01

  Since they did the three minutes, what kind of jokes were they? Like fire jokes? Or putting out fires? Or...

• 6:43Speaker 01

  Climbing.

• 6:44Bobby Lee?

  What's this?

• 6:45Speaker 01

  Climb the ladder.

• 6:46Speaker 00

  Oh, yeesh.

• 6:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeesh, yeesh. A little too high, dude. A little too high. Okay?

• 6:52Speaker 01

  Well, the ladder slants against the wall, so it's gonna...

• 6:54Bobby Lee?

  Don't say slant in front of me, man.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 6:56Bobby Lee?

  You talking about my eyes?

• 6:58Speaker 01

  No, I'm not saying... They're not slanted.

• 7:01Bobby Lee?

  They're not?

• 7:02Speaker 01

  No.

• 7:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, what are they, then?

• 7:05Speaker 01

  Equally.

• 7:06Bobby Lee?

  Equally what?

• 7:08Bobby Lee?

  Equally what, dude? Equally what, equally what?

• 7:12Speaker 01

  Lined.

• 7:12Bobby Lee?

  Lined?

• 7:13Speaker 00

  Lined.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Lined up.

• 7:14Bobby Lee?

  Lined up. My eyes are equally lined up.

• 7:18Speaker 00

  Is that worse?

• 7:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I, I, I, I think that's way worse than slanted. It's so funny, back probably in the Vietnam War, was that ever said?

• 7:26Speaker 00

  It's probably...

• 7:26Bobby Lee?

  "God damn those fucking guys with their eyes equally lined up."

• 7:32Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that was a really PCU I was saying it.

• 7:34Speaker 04

  Your eyes are, like, like, smaller.

• 7:40Bobby Lee?

  Smaller than what?

• 7:42Speaker 04

  Like, normal.

• 7:43Bobby Lee?

  Smaller than normal, okay.

• 7:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like this, and then like that.

• 7:46Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, it goes this way and that way, it goes two different... So he lied? They don't go equally...

• 7:53Speaker 04

  That's what I see.

• 7:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what you see, so we, so who's the truth?

• 7:57Speaker 01

  Well, from my eyes, it's equal.

• 7:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're equal, right, but how about from this angle?

• 8:02Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:03Bobby Lee?

  Slanted. Oh, now it's slanted, and now it's equal? What is going on here?

• 8:07Speaker 00

  You're like the...

• 8:08Bobby Lee?

  Are my eyes an optical illusion?

• 8:11Bobby Lee?

  What is going on?

• 8:12Speaker 01

  She's facing the other way, so...

• 8:14Bobby Lee?

  How about this, let's not talk about my eyes anymore.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 8:16Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, but, um, so you're saying that you've seen many Asians, right?

• 8:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, and your eyes...

• 8:23Bobby Lee?

  My eyes?

• 8:24Speaker 04

  Are smaller than...

• 8:25Bobby Lee?

  Than most Asians.

• 8:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, would you say that, um, I was sleeping? From afar, do I look like I'm sleeping?

• 8:33Speaker 04

  No, it's like the M and M's.

• 8:35Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 8:35Speaker 04

  Candy, that size. The chocolate?

• 8:41Speaker 01

  Which M and M?

• 8:42Bobby Lee?

  Really? I wonder what M and M coffee, uh, candy she's talking about, of course, the chocolates.

• 8:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, those are round.

• 8:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:49Bobby Lee?

  They're not like that.

• 8:51Speaker 04

  Kinda is.

• 8:52Speaker 00

  You mean his eyes are little tiny circles?

• 8:54Bobby Lee?

  Let's play this game, okay?

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Tiny circle.

• 8:56Bobby Lee?

  I'm gonna close my eyes, see if they're open or closed, if I can see you, okay?

• 9:00Speaker 01

  You can see me.

• 9:02Speaker 04

  You can.

• 9:03Bobby Lee?

  How about now?

• 9:04Speaker 04

  You can see me.

• 9:05Bobby Lee?

  I can't. How about now?

• 9:08Speaker 04

  You can see me.

• 9:09Bobby Lee?

  Give me fingers.

• 9:11Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, that was a bad game. That was a game that I didn't think through. That was a game I didn't think through and it came across a little awkward and a little weird. Um, but maybe we can edit that part out, but my point is that that was not a good game. So, um. We got, so the firefighters, what's the question?

• 9:31Speaker 01

  What was the jokes?

• 9:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, dude, listen to me, dude. Um, I'm not sitting there going, oh, what a clever, crafty, you know, joke. I, I was more, because you know, they're new, so it's like, I'm more curious about confidence and crowd reaction. And I felt like the crowd reaction was very good. And I thought that their confidence was high. Maybe it's because they have a dangerous job. But it was a little intimidating. I'll be honest.

• 9:59Speaker 04

  Do you still bomb Peter Bobby?

• 10:01Bobby Lee?

  I do, yes. Thank you very much.

• 10:02Speaker 04

  Really?

• 10:03Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen me bomb?

• 10:04Speaker 04

  No.

• 10:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 10:05Speaker 04

  Like they boo you?

• 10:07Speaker 01

  Nobody boos.

• 10:09Bobby Lee?

  I think boo, I mean, uh, uh, okay, so. Two weeks ago, this happened. I went up on the OR. And there was a table out front and, and, and whoever's listening at this table, you know what the fuck I'm talking about. And I don't, I don't, I'm tired of your deception and your fucking, you know, cowardice. Okay? As soon as I get up, one girl just goes, I'm not kidding you. She goes. And she gets up and she leaves the room. As I'm performing, I don't think anything of it. Make sure to take a shit, right? And I go, all right, that's my time. Good night. Then I see her come back from the bathroom. So she had waited 15 minutes, right? And then when she sat down, I looked at her, I go.

• 10:49Bobby Lee?

  You purposely missed my set. And she went.

• 10:54Bobby Lee?

  I go, oh yeah, why? She wouldn't say anything. Then I looked at her friends, I go, she doesn't like me? And they're like.

• 11:01Bobby Lee?

  Right?

• 11:01Speaker 04

  White girl?

• 11:02Bobby Lee?

  White girl, yeah. So I go, you know what? Sit there, lady. And I started my set all over again.

• 11:06Speaker 00

  Oh my god.

• 11:09Bobby Lee?

  I did, I'm not kidding, like, three minutes of my set. And she was just, like, pouting. And because I was doing it over again, like, people were laughing.

• 11:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:16Bobby Lee?

  But there are people in the audience, they just don't like me. You know what, it's one of those things where it's like, especially in the OR, they're like, "Let's go watch comedy, the comedy store, right?" And there's like, a bunch of comics, but then, one, they don't like. And that particular show, I was the guy that, that one girl didn't like. But instead of just sitting there and just being polite, she rudely got up and left, you know, but it's like, you know. It's so funny because, um, I think about that girl every day for the last two weeks.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  Who is she? Just a random girl? Don't worry about it, Bobby.

• 11:53Speaker 01

  No, I'm just saying. I don't, if I was you, I wouldn't think about it, you know? She's just a random fan. Well, not a fan, but random.

• 12:01Bobby Lee?

  You're so, you know what, can I be honest with you? No, don't do that. Um. You're like a warm blanket, and it's very comforting.

• 12:09Speaker 00

  That's true.

• 12:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you give great advice. And when I'm down, so here, let's do a scenario. Let's say you and our roommates.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  Sweet.

• 12:16Bobby Lee?

  I come home, and I come home, I'm crying. So let's do, let's play that out.

• 12:22Speaker 01

  Tough day at work. Hey, Bobby?

• 12:24Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 12:25Speaker 01

  Are you crying?

• 12:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, man, I just.

• 12:27Speaker 01

  What's going on, friend?

• 12:29Bobby Lee?

  Excuse me?

• 12:30Speaker 01

  What's going on? Is it, what is it?

• 12:32Bobby Lee?

  No, I just, I just found out that everyone I know died.

• 12:36Speaker 01

  Who?

• 12:37Bobby Lee?

  Everyone.

• 12:38Speaker 01

  Everyone that you know?

• 12:39Bobby Lee?

  All my uncles, my aunts, my mom, my brother, Andrew, they all died.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  They all died?

• 12:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  Think about this.

• 12:49Speaker 00

  Think about it, think about it.

• 12:51Bobby Lee?

  Okay, was, they all died, what? Tell me?

• 12:53Speaker 01

  Think about it like this.

• 12:54Bobby Lee?

  It's okay, okay, let me think. Let me think about it.

• 12:58Speaker 01

  You don't have to worry about them, they're not here no more.

• 13:00Bobby Lee?

  Okay, I don't have to worry, they're not here.

• 13:02Speaker 01

  They're, and rest in peace, um, they're in a happy place. Okay? And you and me, we, what, hey, watch Penguin, uh, get a pizza, some wings, and call it a night, right?

• 13:15Speaker 01

  Hey, don't forget.

• 13:16Bobby Lee?

  You know, you're right, you're right, right. Did you say you wanna get, watch the Penguin?

• 13:19Speaker 01

  Who wants the Penguin?

• 13:20Bobby Lee?

  You wanna get some pizza wings?

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Pizza wings?

• 13:22Bobby Lee?

  Alright.

• 13:22Speaker 01

  From your wing spot?

• 13:23Bobby Lee?

  From my wing spot, yeah.

• 13:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:25Bobby Lee?

  Are you gonna pay tonight?

• 13:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'll pay.

• 13:26Bobby Lee?

  You will?

• 13:27Speaker 01

  Pay, yeah.

• 13:27Bobby Lee?

  Thank you, because I'm going through so much.

• 13:29Speaker 01

  But hey, the rent's due tomorrow, so don't forget about that.

• 13:31Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you're right, well, thank you, thank you. How much was that again?

• 13:34Speaker 01

  A thousand five hundred.

• 13:35Bobby Lee?

  A thousand five hundred, okay, I'll get that for you.

• 13:36Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 13:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay? I won't think about, I won't think about.

• 13:39Speaker 01

  Forget about your family, they're not here no more.

• 13:40Bobby Lee?

  They're not here, alright, okay. Wow, that, you know what, that's so comforting, that I wish, you know, if, God forbid, if I were ever in that situation, I wish you were there with me.

• 13:50Speaker 00

  That's wild. Everyone died, Jaime jumped in, Penguin, pizza and wings?

• 13:55Bobby Lee?

  Penguin, pizza and wings. That's really good. What about this scenario?

• 14:01Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 14:01Bobby Lee?

  I just found out I have a week to live.

• 14:03Speaker 01

  A week?

• 14:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:04Speaker 01

  Well, let's binge watch your favorite show for a week.

• 14:07Bobby Lee?

  Really?

• 14:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, we can do that.

• 14:09Bobby Lee?

  You'll watch it with me?

• 14:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 14:10Speaker 01

  We have pizza one night, wings the next night.

• 14:13Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait, excuse me, I'm sorry, Chinese? No, no, but stop, because when, when Andrew and my brother and my mom and everyone died two months ago, right?

• 14:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:20Bobby Lee?

  You said we could have pizza, wings and Penguin in one night.

• 14:23Speaker 01

  But this is.

• 14:24Bobby Lee?

  Why are we spreading it apart?

• 14:25Speaker 01

  Because we're weak.

• 14:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was like, why is it Penguin one day, wings and then pizza? Can we just do it all one night?

• 14:32Speaker 01

  Well, you need to watch a show that's a week long.

• 14:35Bobby Lee?

  I know, but, okay, can you pay for it again?

• 14:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'll pay for this week.

• 14:39Bobby Lee?

  Again, okay, thank you.

• 14:40Speaker 01

  But next time, come on, man, you gotta pay.

• 14:42Bobby Lee?

  I, I, you know what, in two months from now, I'll pay.

• 14:44Speaker 01

  Two months, okay?

• 14:48Bobby Lee?

  Is he here? Yeah. I'll get him.

• 14:51Speaker 00

  Jules, what would you say to Bobby? I'm just curious.

• 14:54Speaker 04

  If all his family died?

• 14:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 14:57Speaker 04

  I feel like I just hugged to Bobby.

• 14:59Bobby Lee?

  I wouldn't hug you.

• 15:02Speaker 04

  I'll just hug.

• 15:03Bobby Lee?

  Because you would be destroyed too.

• 15:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, you're his family.

• 15:08Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, you'd be dead.

• 15:09Speaker 04

  I'm, yeah.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  It's okay, Jules.

• 15:13Speaker 00

  You think about death a lot, Jaime?

• 15:15Speaker 01

  No. Because it's inevitable. Is that right?

• 15:19Bobby Lee?

  Inev- inevitable? What does Daniel say? In- invincible? Invincible?

• 15:27Speaker 05

  You both, you gotta get both to figure this out on the mic.

• 15:29Speaker 04

  Inevitable.

• 15:31Speaker 05

  No, you're doing it the way he's doing it.

• 15:32Bobby Lee?

  Invitable.

• 15:33Speaker 05

  You got your clothes.

• 15:35Bobby Lee?

  What did he say?

• 15:36Speaker 05

  Inevitable.

• 15:37Bobby Lee?

  Inevitable.

• 15:38Speaker 04

  Inevitable. Again, Kuya?

• 15:41Speaker 05

  Inevitable.

• 15:42Bobby Lee?

  Death is inevitable.

• 15:43Speaker 04

  That's so hard.

• 15:44Speaker 05

  You got it. Hey, hello.

• 15:46Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 15:47Bobby Lee?

  It's okay. How you doing, Jeff?

• 15:50Speaker 04

  I'm Jules.

• 15:51Speaker 06

  Jules, nice to meet you.

• 15:51Speaker 04

  Nice to meet you.

• 15:52Speaker 06

  What's up, dude? How are you?

• 15:55Speaker 04

  You're very handsome.

• 15:59Speaker 05

  Nice. Yeah, nice.

• 16:00Speaker 06

  Now you're good start.

• 16:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a good start. Good start, good start. Yeah, what's up?

• 16:06Speaker 06

  Do not disturb.

• 16:07Bobby Lee?

  Uh huh.

• 16:08Speaker 06

  Do the headphones.

• 16:09Bobby Lee?

  Yep.

• 16:09Speaker 06

  What a time to be alive.

• 16:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah?

• 16:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, I'm happy.

• 16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 16:13Speaker 06

  Thanks for having me, bro.

• 16:14Bobby Lee?

  You know, I don't see it.

• 16:15Speaker 05

  You don't see it?

• 16:16Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't see it. I don't see the handsome.

• 16:19Speaker 05

  Really?

• 16:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, people talk about, you know, I'm tired of this fucking bullshit, dude. Over the years, I'm sorry for starting this way.

• 16:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, okay, you can do whatever. It's your podcast.

• 16:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, and I'm, I'm, I'm starting, starting host, like in a hostile way. What the fuck are you doing?

• 16:33Speaker 05

  You're funny.

• 16:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. But I don't see it, pal.

• 16:36Speaker 05

  Um. I don't know.

• 16:37Bobby Lee?

  They talk about Ry, you, you know what I mean? Handsome, handsome, funny, funny, I get it, I get it. You know what I mean? But I should be a part of the, I'm very handsome.

• 16:44Speaker 05

  You're handsome.

• 16:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, in my own way, and it's just a different time period. I was born in the wrong time period.

• 16:50Speaker 05

  I agree.

• 16:51Bobby Lee?

  Why are you laughing like, why are you, you don't even agree with me right now, dude?

• 16:53Speaker 05

  Well, I, I.

• 16:54Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, why are you smiling? You don't fucking agree with me.

• 16:55Speaker 05

  I feel like you're convincing, uh, yourself even with this.

• 16:58Bobby Lee?

  No, I'm trying to convince the world.

• 17:00Speaker 05

  Well, let's fail, let's change it.

• 17:02Bobby Lee?

  And, um, you know, it's like hegemonic, you know, heg- is that the word?

• 17:07Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:08Bobby Lee?

  Hegemonic.

• 17:08Speaker 05

  What's hegemonic mean? You mean homogeneous? What are we talking about?

• 17:12Bobby Lee?

  I don't, I think that's, I think, did I make it up?

• 17:14Speaker 05

  No, hegemonic, ruling or dominant in a political or social context.

• 17:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 17:19Speaker 05

  You're hegemonic.

• 17:20Bobby Lee?

  Hegemonic.

• 17:20Speaker 05

  How do you know that word?

• 17:22Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean?

• 17:22Speaker 05

  Classic word.

• 17:23Bobby Lee?

  I know a lot of words, dude.

• 17:24Speaker 05

  I know, I've never heard that in my life.

• 17:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:26Speaker 05

  Give him the other one.

• 17:27Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 17:27Speaker 05

  Give him the other word.

• 17:28Bobby Lee?

  Non fullyan.

• 17:30Speaker 05

  What's that one?

• 17:30Bobby Lee?

  I just made that up. Now listen.

• 17:33Speaker 05

  I got a guy with a laptop. He goes, "I don't know either."

• 17:35Bobby Lee?

  I think namfulian should be a word, though. You know what I mean? I'm telling you right now, Gilbert was at the party and was acting namfulian.

• 17:41Speaker 05

  Hmm, he was acting a fool.

• 17:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that's what it means, right?

• 17:44Speaker 05

  I like it.

• 17:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so, um, let's give him a round of applause. Jeff Di, comedian. You were on, you got your start on what show?

• 17:54Speaker 05

  Uh, my first name was Last Comic Standing.

• 17:55Bobby Lee?

  Last Comic Standing. What year did you do?

• 17:57Speaker 05

  Uh, season, season Eliza Wins. I don't know what it was called.

• 18:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you did Eliza season six?

• 18:03Speaker 05

  Season eight?

• 18:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. How far did you get on that show?

• 18:05Speaker 05

  I got third.

• 18:06Bobby Lee?

  Amazing, of course.

• 18:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, it felt good.

• 18:08Bobby Lee?

  You, who took second?

• 18:09Speaker 05

  This guy named Marcus Hardy, who doesn't even do comedy.

• 18:11Bobby Lee?

  I love Marcus. I have all of his albums.

• 18:14Speaker 05

  Well, it feels like that because he quit comedy.

• 18:17Bobby Lee?

  He did?

• 18:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, he was like an impressionist.

• 18:19Bobby Lee?

  Oh, was he good?

• 18:19Speaker 05

  Ah, he's very good at impressions. Do you like impressionists?

• 18:23Bobby Lee?

  Do you, do you do impressions?

• 18:24Speaker 05

  I don't.

• 18:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I don't.

• 18:25Speaker 05

  I like when people do impressions, but do you think the act, when you go see an impressionist, are you like, "That was the best"?

• 18:37Bobby Lee?

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• 19:15Bobby Lee?

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• 19:29Bobby Lee?

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• 19:34Speaker 05

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• 19:54Bobby Lee?

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• 19:57Speaker 00

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• 19:57Bobby Lee?

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• 20:08Speaker 00

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• 20:10Bobby Lee?

  What I'm saying to you right now is that when you're old and feeling. I know, it's crazy. And I use it because, you know what I mean? When the time is right, the right is time.

• 20:16Speaker 00

  Woo.

• 20:17Bobby Lee?

  And they say first impressions are the most important thing. What about lasting impressions?

• 20:22Speaker 00

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• 20:22Bobby Lee?

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• 21:00Bobby Lee?

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• 23:21Speaker 06

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• 24:05Speaker 00

  Depends who's doing it, right?

• 24:07Bobby Lee?

  No. It just depends if it's good.

• 24:10Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 24:10Bobby Lee?

  And accurate.

• 24:11Speaker 05

  So you like some and you don't like others? Is that what you're saying?

• 24:13Bobby Lee?

  Here's the thing with, this is how I base impressions, all right? Number one, are they hacky? Right? So if somebody is doing Gilbert Gottfried now would be, or Christopher Walken is another one that people do. De Niro is another one people do.

• 24:24Speaker 05

  Christopher Walken, yeah, everybody does that.

• 24:26Bobby Lee?

  I just said that, man.

• 24:27Speaker 05

  I know, that's the number one example. It's a great example.

• 24:31Bobby Lee?

  I love this guy.

• 24:31Speaker 05

  I was agreeing with him. He yelled at me for agreeing with me.

• 24:35Bobby Lee?

  He's a great guy, this guy. I like this guy. But anyway, um, what's another, Joan, um,

• 24:42Bobby Lee?

  what's the lady that died?

• 24:42Speaker 05

  Joan Rivers.

• 24:43Bobby Lee?

  Joan Rivers was one back in the day people used to do. And, but then there are ones that are super subtle and difficult and also unique. I think those ones, if somebody does like a, um, if they can do the subtly of like a Matt Damon for a, you know what I mean? And I, and I can see it and go, oh my God, that is, even if in my own mind, I wouldn't even know what a Matt Damon impression would be like. If somebody did it, I'd be like, oh, he figured it out.

• 25:09Speaker 05

  I can do a Tony Hinchcliffe one, just because there's a guy on Instagram who does a really good Tony Hinchcliffe one. So I just do kind of his impression of Tony.

• 25:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well, do the one about.

• 25:18Speaker 05

  Like everyone was doing, uh, nobody did George W. Bush. They did Will Ferrell doing George Bush.

• 25:23Bobby Lee?

  Right, right. So I want you to do Tony Hinchcliffe, but with this joke about the, you know, there's a floating island of, uh, floating island of garbage out there. I think it's called Puerto Rico.

• 25:33Speaker 05

  Hit him with a meow, Red.

• 25:37Speaker 05

  Fucking sword.

• 25:40Speaker 05

  Another fucking Keller 60 seconds.

• 25:43Bobby Lee?

  That is him.

• 25:43Speaker 05

  From Bobby Lee.

• 25:44Bobby Lee?

  That's him. Do you know Tony Wall?

• 25:46Speaker 05

  I don't know him well, but I know him, yeah.

• 25:48Bobby Lee?

  I've known him since he was a little kid.

• 25:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, I imagine the store guys, yeah, you guys. The store is such a unique place, man. You guys must have like thousands of experiences with each comic. Like it makes it, it is high school high is what Comedy Store is.

• 26:01Bobby Lee?

  Right, but here's the thing about you, Jeff. And I have to say this. What's your energy about today, dude?

• 26:07Speaker 05

  What?

• 26:08Bobby Lee?

  You're not engaged, your eyes are drifting.

• 26:10Speaker 05

  We need you in this, dude.

• 26:11Bobby Lee?

  We need you in this, dude.

• 26:12Speaker 05

  Enough of the drugs and pocky, bud.

• 26:16Speaker 05

  Can you get dialed in?

• 26:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, get dialed in, dude.

• 26:19Speaker 01

  Tony.

• 26:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:20Speaker 05

  Look, they're engaged.

• 26:21Bobby Lee?

  Everyone's engaged, right? Yeah, yeah.

• 26:23Speaker 05

  Sitting over their mouth again.

• 26:25Bobby Lee?

  Give him something, dude.

• 26:25Speaker 05

  He's got the slack jaw, kinda like. Nah, he's not giving a.

• 26:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give him something, dude.

• 26:31Speaker 05

  There he is.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 26:32Bobby Lee?

  Give him something.

• 26:32Speaker 01

  Give him what?

• 26:33Speaker 05

  Just give him something.

• 26:34Bobby Lee?

  Give him a compliment or do something.

• 26:35Speaker 05

  Give him an impression.

• 26:36Speaker 01

  Uh, you look like Andrew Garfield.

• 26:38Speaker 05

  I'll take it, yeah, Spider-Man, that's fucking right.

• 26:41Speaker 04

  Your voice sounds like Andrew Garfield.

• 26:43Speaker 05

  Really? I don't know what he sounds like much.

• 26:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm British.

• 26:46Speaker 05

  Oh, well.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Well, he's British, right?

• 26:49Bobby Lee?

  No, he's not. Is Andrew Garfield British?

• 26:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's British.

• 26:52Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 26:53Speaker 05

  But I don't sound British.

• 26:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, let's not talk about Andrew Garfield.

• 26:55Speaker 05

  Alright, go ahead, go ahead. What's a Comedy Store?

• 26:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, here's the thing about you, um, is I don't understand why you're not in there.

• 27:02Speaker 05

  I know, I would love to be. I would kill to be at Comedy Store.

• 27:05Bobby Lee?

  There's a list of guys, I'm like, oh, that guy should be, and you're not. It's you. I think right now people are rooting for Glassman as well. He just kinda lingers there, you know what I mean?

• 27:14Speaker 05

  Well, I, well, we should, this would be a good place to address it, just because you're a Comedy Store guy. So, um, when Emily originally was not the booker, she was just there?

• 27:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 27:24Speaker 05

  She was so nice to me, and she was like, listen, if I was in charge, I'd, you know, I'd put you, I have like texts. Now she won't even reply to a text. I'm sure that, I don't know if it's my politics, or it could be like.

• 27:33Bobby Lee?

  It's not your politics, dude.

• 27:34Speaker 05

  Other female comics don't like me or something, whatever it is, I'm open to hearing it and whatever it is. But what happened was, there was a misunderstanding between me and Adam Ega, and we squashed it, which is really good. So I'm wondering if maybe she thinks that's part of it?

• 27:47Bobby Lee?

  It's not, it's in your head.

• 27:48Speaker 05

  Oh, really?

• 27:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, because, you know, we have alcoholic thinking.

• 27:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 27:52Bobby Lee?

  And that's what our mind does.

• 27:53Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 27:54Bobby Lee?

  I mean, we, we, we create all these, um, storylines that are maybe fantasies that aren't true. You know, for me, it's like, there's a show called, um.

• 28:06Bobby Lee?

  Florida Man, what's it called, on HBO, what's it called? It's Florida Man? It's, I'm on that.

• 28:11Speaker 05

  Oh, you're on that show?

• 28:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, but, so if you, so if you look at the trailer, right, of, of that show, you see the whole thing, I'm not in the trailer, except that, and they go, um, Randall Park, and he'll say his name, Juliette Lewis, and then I'm in, in, in there, in that part, but they don't show me in the first part, so in my mind, I'm like, they don't like me.

• 28:30Speaker 05

  Why am I not in?

• 28:31Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 28:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, I think like that a lot.

• 28:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:33Speaker 05

  They'll do the opening of a thing, and I'm going, oh, I got one second, but then they put three seconds. Like, yeah, so, yeah.

• 28:39Bobby Lee?

  It's insane thinking.

• 28:40Speaker 05

  Well, let me, let me tell you the Adam Eget thing. Here's, here's a miss, a thing that happened.

• 28:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 28:44Speaker 05

  Um, I sent like an email, and he wrote, uh, like, I just have too many white guys, you know?

• 28:49Bobby Lee?

  That, that's what it is.

• 28:50Speaker 05

  And so, then he, then a year later, also, we were like Emmy nominated, I was like on a really big show, so everyone was going, Jeff, you should be-

• 28:55Bobby Lee?

  What show was that?

• 28:55Speaker 05

  It was called Better Than Ever. It was, uh, me traveling the world on NBC, and so-

• 28:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's great.

• 28:59Speaker 05

  We got a second season, things were going good, I finally did The Tonight Show, I think I did it twice in like that six months, so someone goes, just reach out to Adam, dude, he'd love you here.

• 29:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:07Speaker 05

  So I reach out to Adam again, two years in a row, he writes, uh, well, I've got enough straight white guys.

• 29:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:12Speaker 05

  Offhandedly, I promise you with all my heart, I was saying, you know, if this was any other industry, I could sue his ass, for putting in an email that I, I can't change my race and my gender.

• 29:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:22Speaker 05

  Like, I-

• 29:23Bobby Lee?

  Well, you can.

• 29:24Speaker 05

  You can.

• 29:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you can.

• 29:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:25Bobby Lee?

  And I think you should.

• 29:26Speaker 05

  You should absolutely do that.

• 29:28Bobby Lee?

  I think you should.

• 29:28Speaker 05

  I was saying, I was just trying, I was just kinda doing what we're doing here, where I was going, if this was Starbucks, and you put in an email that you can't hire me because of my race, I could sue you. This then somehow got, game of telephone got back to Adam, and he was like, he's gonna sue the Comedy Store, and, and I was like, Adam, I wish we would have had this conversation like eight years ago.

• 29:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:48Speaker 05

  Would never sue anyone.

• 29:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 29:49Speaker 05

  And also, it was just me, like, you know, going, this is kinda, I wish that, I wish you'd have said, just be funnier, cause I can like work on being funnier, you know? But, um, so it was a total misunderstanding, and then the second Adam heard me just talk to him, it went away, and I was like, oh, good, like, everything's fine. So I'm wondering if maybe she thinks that I have some problem with the store, which I don't.

• 30:09Bobby Lee?

  Let's talk about the whiteness then.

• 30:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:11Bobby Lee?

  No?

• 30:12Speaker 05

  What about, there's a lot of white guys, he's right. She's right.

• 30:15Bobby Lee?

  I, I know, so here's my predic-

• 30:16Speaker 05

  I don't disagree with that, there's fucking a lot of white guys.

• 30:18Bobby Lee?

  Here's my predicament, okay?

• 30:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:20Bobby Lee?

  I'm the Booker.

• 30:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 30:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, of a club, right? Why are you smiling? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did I say about this guy earlier, when I came?

• 30:29Speaker 01

  He's handsome.

• 30:30Speaker 04

  He's very handsome.

• 30:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 30:31Speaker 05

  Oh, you heard it from him, that's what happened.

• 30:32Speaker 04

  No, but I saw your face.

• 30:34Speaker 05

  Bobby text her, just call him handsome.

• 30:37Bobby Lee?

  No, she never, no, she, cause she would, if you weren't, she would have my.

• 30:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:42Speaker 05

  Oh, that's nice. Oh, so you agree. Thank you. You fist bump?

• 30:47Speaker 05

  I talked to her like she was five. You fist bump?

• 30:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But anyway, um, so I'm the booker of a club, right? And I, and I, and I get all, I'm trying to book the Tuesday night lineup, right? And there's 13 slots or 14 slots, right? And then you, Tim Dillon.

• 31:02Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 31:02Bobby Lee?

  Um, Santino, right? I mean, the list goes on. All these guys call in, right? What do I do?

• 31:09Speaker 05

  Uh, well, so here's the thing. What I'm about to say is so easy and cliche and way easier to say than do. Just book the funniest, most famous people. So my rule would be go with the most famous, cause we gotta sell tickets.

• 31:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 31:21Speaker 05

  And then the most funny, and if you have someone that's both, what a blessing. If you can get someone that's real funny and real famous, like you're very funny and you draw. You're a jackpot, but it's really hard to get you at a place because now I gotta pay you 30 fucking grand to show up.

• 31:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:36Speaker 05

  So like, they also want to be able to find, you want the both. Don't do it just cause, oh, he's a Somali guy and we don't have any of the Somali guys.

• 31:44Bobby Lee?

  I, I, I, I, I know, I know.

• 31:46Speaker 05

  Do you know what I mean?

• 31:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 31:47Speaker 05

  That's when it gets hairy.

• 31:48Bobby Lee?

  Use a different, um.

• 31:50Speaker 05

  Well, someone will suck and I'm going, well, maybe they're famous and they go, no, they're not famous either. They just suck and they're like, and they're just up there.

• 31:56Bobby Lee?

  Right. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes you'll go there, is that a Vulcan? And you don't even know what.

• 32:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, the dolphin.

• 32:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, half a human, half dolphin.

• 32:03Speaker 05

  Actually, I'd pay to see that.

• 32:04Bobby Lee?

  And there, yeah, and you know, yeah, you're right. And there are also some people, and I, I, I don't want to name names. But there are just some people where I'm confused on why they even got a spot in the first place.

• 32:13Speaker 05

  Right. Well, and I used to think like, I never thought it was cause of my whiteness, but I was like, maybe I'm just not famous enough. That's fine. But then I start moving tickets and I'm doing good at comedy and they'll still don't want anything to do with me.

• 32:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but don't let that bitterness come out.

• 32:25Speaker 05

  I don't want to. I'm trying to.

• 32:26Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm being honest. You know what I mean? I think your time's gonna come.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  Thanks.

• 32:29Bobby Lee?

  And I want that bitterness to come out.

• 32:31Speaker 05

  Well, the booze is gone, baby. So I'm a lot happier and I feel a lot better about it.

• 32:34Bobby Lee?

  So he, he just got, can I talk about it or not?

• 32:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'd love to.

• 32:36Bobby Lee?

  So Jeff's just got a year of sobriety.

• 32:38Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 32:41Bobby Lee?

  And, um.

• 32:45Bobby Lee?

  It's been a real honor and joy to watch you get sober. I have to say, you know, I normally don't talk like this, but it's really one of the things that have helped me get stay sober in the last year.

• 33:03Speaker 05

  Really?

• 33:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's been real, because you want to see it work. And sometimes it does, most of the time it doesn't.

• 33:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:11Bobby Lee?

  And so when it doesn't work, because I've tried to help, not help, but I've brought a lot of people to meetings.

• 33:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, that helps.

• 33:19Bobby Lee?

  And they, and they, I know, but it's, I don't want to, but you know, and it doesn't stick. Right? And then you kind of get go, oh, man, and then you worry about it. And I really get like, especially with comics, I get like codependent in a weird way. And I like, and I, and I kind of obsess about it. It's like, why? What can I, what angle? You know what I mean? And at the end of the day, it's like, there's nothing you can do. Some people get it and some people don't, you know what I mean? And you happen to be, can I share how it happened? So what happened was over a year ago, my friend Brittany calls me and she goes, we got to get Jeff.

• 33:54Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 33:54Bobby Lee?

  Right? And I go, why? And it goes, because I go, I just ran into him at the store. He said, look at TMZ.

• 34:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 34:01Bobby Lee?

  Did I say that?

• 34:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, you can share all that.

• 34:03Bobby Lee?

  You got a DUI.

• 34:03Speaker 05

  I got a DUI.

• 34:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, and it was on TMZ. And then I went, oh, fuck, you know what I mean? And you know, I hadn't, we hadn't really hung out a lot.

• 34:13Speaker 05

  Never. Yeah, I've seen you a million times.

• 34:14Bobby Lee?

  A million times. I always knew you were nice to each other, but like, so the next time, did I call you or did I run into you again?

• 34:20Speaker 05

  You asked, oh, so this should be kind of funny because I've never told you my side of this. He invited me to the greatest like AA meeting that ever. Now, I flew back this week to make sure that I walked through the same door on my one year because I came in such like a broken man. Like that I was like, I want to be here for this. Like, I want to like be with everyone that's there. So anyways, I'm really shook at the Comedy Store and I'm going, my life is being.

• 34:46Speaker 05

  Humili- not being humili- everyone's talking about it. Like, everyone like has an opinion, everyone's texting me, like they're shaming me on the internet, all my comments and all my posts, it was very, very rattling for me. It really shook my ego and my confidence, I was like, "I'm a loser", I'm like, "I'm, I need help." And, but I'm still just drinking, going, "How am I gonna deal with this DUI?"

• 35:05Bobby Lee?

  And also, your, your reputation wasn't like, um, you were like, a bad guy, but you, there was a reputation of you, you were somebody that did like to drink a lot.

• 35:15Speaker 05

  Oh, for sure, it was a huge part of my identity. And also, I would do the Bert Kreischer thing, that whole week, I was going, "It's not the booze's fault, it's me, I need to work on me", and was just an excuse to not give up the booze, because it was such a big part of my identity, and part of like coping, and part of masking, and all these other things. But when you came up to me, because I look, uh, I hope this isn't awkward for you, but I look up you as like, "You're up here to me", like, I like, I like, I've loved your career, I've loved your comedy, I think you're fun, like, you'll,

• 35:41Bobby Lee?

  Fanga, fanga, fanga.

• 35:42Speaker 05

  You'll try to be serious, and I'll laugh. Like, he'll say a vulnerable thing, and it makes me laugh, he's very funny.

• 35:47Bobby Lee?

  Alright, yeah, thank you, thank you.

• 35:47Speaker 05

  So.

• 35:48Speaker 01

  Do you have to, like, blow on that thing?

• 35:50Speaker 05

  No, no, I got, I never had to do that.

• 35:51Speaker 01

  Oh, that's good.

• 35:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, the judge liked me.

• 35:53Speaker 01

  Oh, that's good.

• 35:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, she did me good.

• 35:54Bobby Lee?

  What are you talking about?

• 35:55Speaker 05

  The blow and go for DUI.

• 35:57Speaker 01

  The blow thing in the car?

• 35:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 35:58Speaker 05

  Well, this was only a few days after the DUI, and I'm at the comedy.

• 36:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're not there, you know, we passed that part.

• 36:04Speaker 05

  We're not there yet, the blow and go. My punishment for the DUI, we're still in the early stages of the story.

• 36:08Speaker 00

  He's trying to be engaged.

• 36:10Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Because I have a friend who has DUI, and she has to blow in the car.

• 36:13Speaker 05

  What's her first and last name?

• 36:16Speaker 00

  Good, Heim, you passed the test, you passed.

• 36:18Speaker 05

  Uh, so what I was gonna say is, you came up to me, and so like, like I said, I don't know you real good, I just know of you, and we're nice to each other, and, and, and whatever. Um, you came up to me, you go, "Can I talk to you for a second?", and I was like, "Oh, great", which, did I DM his girlfriend or something, what the fuck did I do? Like, I was literally thinking, like, do I sleep with the same girl as, I was just going through my head, like, what?

• 36:40Bobby Lee?

  It would be an honor if I could get the same girl you got, okay? It'd be a fucking honor, dude.

• 36:44Speaker 05

  Drunk Jeff going, "Oh, what the fuck", "I'm getting Jeff guy pussy",

• 36:49Speaker 05

  But just you wanting to talk to me in private.

• 36:51Bobby Lee?

  There's a couple of girls that you, I tried and you did and I'm still mad about it, but anyway.

• 36:56Speaker 05

  I'm going, he came over here to tell me like Emily doesn't want me on the property or something. I was like, what could he possibly be pulling me aside for?

• 37:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 37:02Speaker 05

  And it was so kind, the way you invited me to this meeting.

• 37:05Bobby Lee?

  What did I say?

• 37:06Speaker 05

  You just said, listen, I don't want to put anything on you. I'm not saying you have a problem or anything, but like if you want to go to a meeting, we would love to have you at this. It was just the most gracious. I was in the church, very high pressure sales. You need Jesus, you know? And you did it in such like a nice way.

• 37:22Bobby Lee?

  Because it's um, um, you have to do it by attraction. You can't, you can't force it down anyone's throat. So it's just like, you throw it out there. You know, so I threw it out there and then I didn't think you would buy it.

• 37:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:33Bobby Lee?

  But you did.

• 37:33Speaker 05

  I came, I said, yeah.

• 37:35Bobby Lee?

  And, and um,

• 37:39Bobby Lee?

  you came and um,

• 37:43Bobby Lee?

  and you, and I, and so the look that you had, the, the way you looked and the way you looked beaten.

• 37:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was defeated for sure.

• 37:51Bobby Lee?

  But you also looked like you um, were done and were willing to try a different way.

• 37:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, for sure.

• 37:57Bobby Lee?

  And I knew that look.

• 37:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 37:59Bobby Lee?

  Cause I've been there myself. And to see somebody go and go, alright, I'm God. Um, I did it every, I did it my way for so long and I'm, and I'm here and I'm willing to be vulnerable. And I'm willing to be humble and I'm asking for, you know what I mean, guidance kind of a thing. And it was just really just really, you know, there's a couple of guys in, in our room that are like that, that I have just, you know, this, you know, emotional bond to because it's like, not only we're alcoholics, but you're so we're comics. It's a very difficult business and you're very successful.

• 38:34Speaker 05

  We also want to be better.

• 38:35Bobby Lee?

  We want to be better.

• 38:35Speaker 05

  That was what it was most of. Every time I've misrepresented myself in the last 20 years, it's because I just got drunk and I go, fuck it. I'm gonna go tell this bitch off or I'm gonna go like tell this Booker, never again, fuck you. It's always this kind of cowboy whiskey mentality, which I think is cool in the moment. And then later I go, man, that's not me. Like I'm a nice guy and like I, she didn't deserve that or he didn't deserve that. And it's always the booze. It was, so when I came in there, it was actually funny. I don't, I don't know. I'm hoping I'm not sharing too much. I saw a few girl comics that are in the meeting, roll, roll their eyes and go, great, now Jeff dies in here. Like, I came to their safe play. I'm ruining their safe play.

• 39:15Speaker 05

  But after I shared, I was so broken and like, I was crying out to, you know, God, just saying like, I wanna be different. Like, I need to get rid of this out of my life. That they came up to me, even after that share, and was like, we're happier here.

• 39:27Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 39:28Speaker 05

  It immediately was like, oh, he's not just, you know, here to network or something like this.

• 39:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:32Speaker 05

  He's, he wants to be here. But I was really grateful, and I love that meeting.

• 39:36Bobby Lee?

  It's a, it's a goo- it's a good one. I mean, I, I, um, uh, you know, me and my friend Brittany, who's a comic, um, we were like, cause we were going to meetings and stuff, and we just wanted to come up with a space for comedians. So it's just a nice, safe space. Do you play the Belly Room at all?

• 39:52Speaker 05

  Uh, I played it with Jeremiah Watkins a few weeks ago for his, um, it's like a show where they shout out to.

• 39:57Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Do you like that room?

• 39:58Speaker 05

  I love it.

• 39:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was great. But I've only, I've, I've only played it like twice ever in my life, so I don't know if I like it. I don't have enough reps to know if I like that.

• 40:06Bobby Lee?

  So you just got a year?

• 40:07Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 40:07Bobby Lee?

  How do you feel now?

• 40:08Speaker 05

  Amazing. Yeah, everything's a lot better.

• 40:11Bobby Lee?

  It is.

• 40:11Speaker 01

  You're a healthy too, so.

• 40:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, thank you. Thanks, my man.

• 40:14Speaker 00

  What'd you think, like, he looked like before?

• 40:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what'd you think he looked like before, dude?

• 40:17Speaker 01

  Defeated.

• 40:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Yeah, you didn't fuck.

• 40:19Speaker 05

  He's listening.

• 40:20Bobby Lee?

  Dude, shut the fuck up, dude. You didn't know that!

• 40:23Speaker 05

  He was like, he was a broken man.

• 40:26Speaker 01

  He said it.

• 40:26Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing, dude?

• 40:28Speaker 05

  He's like a stenographer. He goes, uh, he looked, uh, broken and defeated.

• 40:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. You had no opinion about him, you know what I mean? You just, I can't believe you, dude.

• 40:37Speaker 05

  Bobby, he also didn't have a blow and go from his deal.

• 40:41Speaker 04

  I, I have a question.

• 40:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 40:43Speaker 04

  Is the meeting like rehab, like therapy?

• 40:46Speaker 05

  It's, uh, Alcoholic Anonymous. Oh, how do you say it? Alcoholics Anonymous.

• 40:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 40:50Speaker 04

  And you have to go there every month, week?

• 40:52Bobby Lee?

  No, no, no.

• 40:53Speaker 05

  I don't have to go at all. It's all volunteer.

• 40:56Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so you do, you don't know anything about it? Okay, well, let, let's just do a quick run. Have we, we talked about this already?

• 41:02Speaker 00

  A little bit.

• 41:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I don't know if the listeners wanna hear it, but, um, it's, um, there's meetings going on in LA, probably almost 24 hours a day.

• 41:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 41:14Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 41:14Speaker 05

  In every city.

• 41:15Bobby Lee?

  In every city, okay? And it's free?

• 41:19Bobby Lee?

  And people, anywhere between one day of sorority, to people with fifty years of sorority, they all go.

• 41:27Speaker 05

  There's also people lying. Sometimes people will just say they're clean and you're like, that guy's not clean, but it's not for me to judge. Like, you'll just see a guy shaking and he's like, I got thirty days. You're like, well, you don't. You don't even have thirty seconds, yeah.

• 41:38Bobby Lee?

  And then some meetings are different, but mostly, you know, you're either in, you know, um, there's a speaker and there's people watching it like you would be at a church. Sometimes the meetings are in a circle where everyone shares. There's different formats and whatnot. But the whole idea of it is, um, to be around your people, right? Yeah, I mean, there's other spiritual principles and stuff and the steps and all that stuff to, you know, to do some inside work.

• 42:03Speaker 05

  Did you grow up religious at all or like in a church or anything?

• 42:05Speaker 04

  No, but I'm just curious, because my mom was a meth addict and I don't think she had that. She was just locked up in her room and then.

• 42:13Speaker 05

  Oh, but she, was she not aware of it or, yeah?

• 42:15Bobby Lee?

  In the Philippines, what they did was they tied her to a fucking radiator, shaved her head.

• 42:21Speaker 05

  Oh, my God.

• 42:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, they're really kind. Yeah, very kind. And she was there for like ninety.

• 42:25Speaker 05

  If it works, you know?

• 42:27Bobby Lee?

  It did work.

• 42:28Speaker 05

  It's all about results.

• 42:29Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 42:30Speaker 05

  You know, that bald chick looks better.

• 42:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 42:32Speaker 05

  She's getting healthier.

• 42:33Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, but you know, um, yeah, sometimes that works, but for the most part, um, before nineteen thirty-five, in this country and the world, most alcoholics and drug addicts just died from their disease, you know, there was no, unless you were a part of like the Oxford Group or like some religious, you know, I mean affiliation, sometimes people get, do it straight through, you know, I mean, religion. But for the most part, you know, AA isn't a religion. They, you can find your own God.

• 43:02Speaker 05

  I call it church because, I mean, you said you didn't grow up religious, but like, you don't need to go to church to have like a relationship with Jesus or God. Like, you can just do your own thing. Some people go, I don't need church. You go, that's fine. But what, what makes church good is that you have, you, you see the people in your neighborhood or you see the people and you could hang out with them. You could do a Bible study. You could go get lunch with them or, you just kind of have this thing in common. That's the whole point of church. If you're showing up to church and not talking to anyone, leaving, what are you doing? Just coming to see a free speech? Like it's about the community. So it is like a nice community. Like we'll get coffee after or someone will say, yeah, like, are you struggling? Like call me or.

• 43:36Bobby Lee?

  But as also we have comics, so we're comics as well. So there's like a double kind of a thing.

• 43:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's been beautiful. I didn't know it existed either. And now that I've went, I mean, like I've, I've needed this way sooner. That's my only regret is that I didn't do.

• 43:47Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, congratulations and.

• 43:50Speaker 01

  I have a question.

• 43:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh, what?

• 43:52Speaker 01

  I just have a curious.

• 43:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 44:01Bobby Lee?

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• 44:15Speaker 04

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• 44:16Bobby Lee?

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• 44:48Bobby Lee?

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• 45:05Speaker 00

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• 45:49Speaker 00

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• 46:19Speaker 03

  Hey, it's Mateo Lane. And Nick Smith. From the I Never Liked You Podcast. And we are two best friends. Friends. We are two work colleagues who happen to have a podcast where we bicker, banter. Argue. Complain. And laugh. Well. Well. We try. And solve world hunger. I thought you were gonna say mysteries. And we solve mysteries. We solve mysteries. Are we the Scooby Doo gang? We are. We also discuss topics anywhere from pop culture, what's happening right now, to... Our personal lives. And who we think is gay. We drop new episodes every Thursday on whatever platform you watch or listen to podcasts.

• 47:01Bobby Lee?

  Hi there, I'm Bruce Gray.

• 47:03Speaker 06

  And I'm Kelly Ryan.

• 47:04Bobby Lee?

  And we're married comedians. One year ago, we decided to elope and not tell anybody. So to celebrate our one-year anniversary, we've decided to have...

• 47:11Speaker 06

  A podcast, because we wanted to disappoint our parents twice. It's called Hold Your Peace, because even though we're a happily married couple, we love conflict. So we've decided to invite our funniest friends to talk about what pisses them off.

• 47:25Bobby Lee?

  It's available everywhere you get your podcasts, with video available on Spotify and YouTube.

• 47:29Speaker 06

  We'll see you there.

• 47:30Speaker 03

  What's up, everybody? I am Jeremy Elder. I'm Corey Peter Lane.

• 47:33Bobby Lee?

  And I'm Hunter Saling.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  And we are the hosts of The Business Casual Show on the All Things Comedy Network. It's a comedy podcast. It's hilarious. We've got bits that each of us prepare and surprise the other ones with.

• 47:43Bobby Lee?

  With many guests that you know and love.

• 47:45Speaker 03

  Paul F. Tompkins. Angela Giarattana. Joe Firestone. And many more. Past bits include making chicken-flavored pop rocks.

• 47:52Bobby Lee?

  Bringing in a really big sword.

• 47:54Speaker 03

  Making beer thick.

• 47:56Bobby Lee?

  We're the stupidest people alive.

• 47:59Speaker 03

  We have been best friends for 10 years and there is no signs of stopping. I think it's 11 years now.

• 48:03Speaker 05

  We've been best friends for 11 years and it's about to end.

• 48:08Bobby Lee?

  So tune in while you can, every Monday where you get your podcasts. Let's do one that's just for millennials.

• 48:12Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, okay, great.

• 48:13Bobby Lee?

  What's up doggos and popperinos? You hufflepuffs, are you hufflepuffs ready for a podcast that's gonna make you say wowzers?

• 48:19Speaker 05

  Then get your gym faces ready, cuz we're about to do some crazy Dwight ass stuff that's gonna blow your frickin' pams off.

• 48:27Bobby Lee?

  Every Monday, wherever you get your podcasts.

• 48:36Speaker 05

  What?

• 48:36Speaker 01

  I just have a curious question.

• 48:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 48:39Speaker 01

  Will you guys feel, would you guys feel disrespected if like, somebody in like, in the group yawned at your stories?

• 48:46Speaker 05

  No.

• 48:47Speaker 01

  No?

• 48:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay, so what you're saying is that?

• 48:48Speaker 01

  Cuz he mentioned church, cuz I used to sleep in church, like.

• 48:52Speaker 05

  Yeah, you can do that.

• 48:53Bobby Lee?

  Hold on, hold on, just kidding.

• 48:54Speaker 01

  But I, you know, like.

• 48:57Speaker 05

  If you did it loud, yeah.

• 48:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, like that, would you, would you feel disrespected?

• 49:00Bobby Lee?

  I think in any scenario, when no one's talking and that's.

• 49:03Speaker 05

  Yawned that loud?

• 49:04Bobby Lee?

  And that sound occurred, I think there would be a problem, yes.

• 49:07Speaker 01

  Especially at AA, that's a safe place for you guys.

• 49:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 49:10Speaker 05

  Yeah. I go, what's this guy yawning about? That's what I would say.

• 49:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. I mean, um, do you know how to yawn quietly?

• 49:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, do you yawn like that?

• 49:19Speaker 01

  Some, yeah, at restaurants.

• 49:21Speaker 05

  I guess, so you're eating, hold on.

• 49:23Speaker 01

  No, like, we wait.

• 49:25Speaker 05

  How'd this guy get on your pod?

• 49:28Speaker 01

  We waited, like, I'm like.

• 49:30Speaker 05

  This guy rules.

• 49:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, like that?

• 49:32Speaker 01

  Cuz they wanted to wait at our table, so.

• 49:34Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 49:34Speaker 01

  They needed to get my.

• 49:35Speaker 05

  I guess the intent of the yawn is what's important. Are you yawning cuz my story's boring, or are you yawning just cuz you have to yawn?

• 49:41Speaker 01

  No, it's cuz, so you said church, and I remember yawning loud at church one time, and the priest stopped and to address me. Like, go get a cup of water, go get some chocolate.

• 49:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, don't sleep in here.

• 49:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:52Bobby Lee?

  I mean, one time, um, there was a guy named Clancy, he's like a legend in AA, right? Was speaking, and some little girl, like, girl by high, I don't know what she was, but there was a couple of teenage alcoholics, watch, looking at a Vogue magazine.

• 50:04Speaker 05

  While he's talking?

• 50:05Bobby Lee?

  While he's talking, he was speaking, right? And I remember him stopping and just leaning in on.

• 50:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, they should have.

• 50:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:11Speaker 05

  I do think that's another good part about, like, I don't have my phone on when I'm at AA, I'm actually can like, like, listen to someone. You know.

• 50:18Bobby Lee?

  But how the show has been, because you go on the road a lot, you're headlining, you know what I mean? Is it harder? I mean, is there temptation out there? I mean, what's going on out there?

• 50:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, I feel like before the show and after the show, I like, you know, it does take the edge off a nice drink. You know, so like, there's, it rears its head, but then the show is so much better when I don't.

• 50:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:37Speaker 05

  Um, I used to have like great first shows and then the second show would be me just hammered up there like, you know, hey, you look cute, like just talking to someone in front, like, and so the late, the early show people were like, why is any more famous? And all the late show people were like, we want our money back.

• 50:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 50:51Speaker 05

  Um, so it's just been all positive with occasional me going, God, I would like a drink.

• 50:57Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 50:57Speaker 05

  Text someone or I'll just tell, you know.

• 50:59Bobby Lee?

  It's also you, you're better about maybe hooking up too.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  Oh, for sure. I don't have any.

• 51:05Bobby Lee?

  So have you hooked up with anybody on the road since you've been sober?

• 51:08Speaker 05

  Nobody that I wouldn't want to, but yeah.

• 51:09Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:10Speaker 05

  Yeah, there was no like, I'm just doing this because I can.

• 51:13Bobby Lee?

  But you had before.

• 51:15Speaker 05

  Before I would.

• 51:15Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 51:16Speaker 05

  Oh, for sure. You just find who's the hottest chick here.

• 51:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:18Speaker 05

  And try, that's my target. If that doesn't work, we'll figure out plan B.

• 51:21Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 51:22Speaker 05

  Uh, whereas now it's like.

• 51:23Bobby Lee?

  You can pass.

• 51:24Speaker 05

  Yeah, and I'll even enjoy, do you enjoy going to your hotel sometimes after the show?

• 51:27Bobby Lee?

  I love it. That's what I only do.

• 51:29Speaker 05

  Oh, well, I used to like look for the bar and if that's closed down, all right, let's find a strip club and if, oh, that's, you guys want to smoke cigars in the parking lot? I was always pursuing the more hang.

• 51:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:38Speaker 05

  And now I'm like, it wouldn't be bad to just watch YouTube and sit in my bed.

• 51:42Bobby Lee?

  Do I, I, when, in my second show, I think to myself, what am I going to watch tonight?

• 51:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's great.

• 51:46Bobby Lee?

  Right? So I think of what I'm going to watch and then I always have somebody drive me to either a, you know, like, what do you call it? A bodega?

• 51:53Speaker 05

  Yeah. Do you like cigars?

• 51:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 51:55Speaker 05

  You do?

• 51:56Bobby Lee?

  I love bodegas too, though. You know what I mean? And I like to get like fancy French cookies and biscuits, you know what I mean? I always get a fruit, right? Some fruit, right? I always get a variety of beverages, like a seltzer, right? And maybe some electrolyte drink or a probiotic, probiotic drink, right? And then I'll get like, um, always get meat.

• 52:15Speaker 05

  Like a raw meat? He needs us to agree with his snacks. You know, probiotics?

• 52:22Bobby Lee?

  No, what I'm saying is like, you know, like, like, you know, deli meat, like salami and stuff like that, so I can chew on. Yeah. And then I sit at, there's always a desk in the room, right? So I set everything up, right? And I always have a spit cup for my dip, right? And I put on that movie and it's the best.

• 52:39Speaker 05

  It's the best, yeah, it's a great feeling. And also, you've got money, so like, you don't have to worry about like, how much the snacks are gonna get, like, you can just splurge. I always go like, I can get ten snacks.

• 52:47Bobby Lee?

  Do you do, do you worry about it?

• 52:48Speaker 05

  I used to worry about it, not anymore.

• 52:49Bobby Lee?

  When's the last time you worried about it?

• 52:50Speaker 05

  Last time I worried about money was, uh, 2008.

• 52:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 52:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, I would live in a car, and then I went from, they just started handing us checks with an extra zero, and I was like, a thousand doll, like, I couldn't believe it.

• 53:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 53:03Speaker 05

  I was like, I can't believe we're getting away with this.

• 53:05Bobby Lee?

  I, I, yeah.

• 53:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I agree.

• 53:13Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a good laugh.

• 53:17Speaker 05

  I'll take it, it's better than a yawn, you know?

• 53:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's way better than a yawn.

• 53:20Speaker 01

  I know, I know what you feel, man.

• 53:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  It's a good feeling.

• 53:23Bobby Lee?

  Do you remember how poor, I was so poor?

• 53:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it's good, that's what made this.

• 53:29Bobby Lee?

  I know, but for years of it, where you, you were like, how am I gonna eat?

• 53:34Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 53:34Bobby Lee?

  And then you would str, you know, you know what, when you're, I mean, probably a lot probably listening right now are having some financial problems, and I'm telling you, I thought it was gonna be like that my whole life.

• 53:45Speaker 05

  Sure.

• 53:45Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean, because it's like, it's, you feel it in your body too, your, your neck hurts, you're stressing out. I used to call relatives, like, hey, can you help out? I would call Carlos Mencio.

• 53:57Speaker 05

  Oh my god. How much did he give you? Would he hook you up?

• 54:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he would, he would give me like a couple hundred bucks.

• 54:02Speaker 05

  He's a good guy.

• 54:03Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, or Paulie would go like, here's twenty dude.

• 54:09Bobby Lee?

  Right, and he'd always remember.

• 54:10Speaker 05

  It's gonna be fun.

• 54:10Bobby Lee?

  You owe me twenty, dude, like, eight months later, you owe me twenty dude.

• 54:15Bobby Lee?

  Like you remember that but um.

• 54:17Speaker 05

  Well, like also, I do want to say too, like I was poor, poor. People use the word poor wrong nowadays.

• 54:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay, wait, what's poor, poor?

• 54:24Speaker 05

  Like, literally not knowing, like, I would spend most of my week trying to charm the girl at Wells Fargo to get rid of my overdraft charges.

• 54:31Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow. Did it work?

• 54:33Speaker 05

  Uh, sometimes, but after a while, they go, dude, we can see your account. You do this all the time.

• 54:37Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 54:37Speaker 05

  I'm saying like poor, poor, where you go, I have to borrow money to eat, or I need to like, I'm like, I would hook up with a girl, just have a place to sleep.

• 54:44Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 54:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, and I'd be like, otherwise, I'm gonna sleep.

• 54:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow, we have that power.

• 54:48Speaker 05

  Well, no, most of the time, I'd crash on a buddy's couch.

• 54:51Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 54:52Speaker 05

  As long as you leave early enough, you know, so my girlfriend doesn't see or whatever. Or, or I would sleep in the back of a Volkswagen Jetta, like at a cemetery. Cause I'd be like, no one's gonna make me move my car, so I'll just sleep in the backseat.

• 55:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 55:02Speaker 05

  Cause some people go, I'm poor, and then they get like, during COVID, they'd get the check from the government and they'd buy like baseball cards.

• 55:10Speaker 05

  You're like, dude, that's not, you're not poor.

• 55:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:12Speaker 05

  You buy a guitar with your government money? Like, that's insane.

• 55:15Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 55:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:16Bobby Lee?

  Poor is, yeah.

• 55:17Speaker 05

  I had real poor.

• 55:17Bobby Lee?

  Let me, I, I want to ask you an uncomfortable question.

• 55:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 55:20Bobby Lee?

  If I may.

• 55:21Speaker 05

  Go ahead.

• 55:23Speaker 01

  Hey, before you start.

• 55:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 55:24Speaker 01

  Wait.

• 55:26Speaker 05

  Good timing.

• 55:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, stop, stop, stop. All right.

• 55:29Speaker 01

  Before we get off the topic.

• 55:30Bobby Lee?

  I, I, no, okay, so what I'm saying is to you, Jaime, right? Number one, you're doing a great job today.

• 55:35Speaker 05

  Oh, that's nice.

• 55:36Bobby Lee?

  Okay. And number two, um, you're not really interrupting, you could just say it.

• 55:40Speaker 05

  Right.

• 55:41Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you're a part of the show.

• 55:42Speaker 05

  Question is like, well.

• 55:44Speaker 01

  The question thing.

• 55:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I mean, she has her own style. What, what are you doing right now?

• 55:48Speaker 05

  She's listening to the World Series. What's going on here?

• 55:50Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 55:50Bobby Lee?

  No, what were you doing?

• 55:51Speaker 04

  I have a question.

• 55:52Bobby Lee?

  No, what were you doing?

• 55:54Speaker 05

  He always got you.

• 55:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, go ahead. What were you doing with your phone just now? Yeah, yeah.

• 55:58Speaker 04

  Nothing.

• 55:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:59Speaker 04

  I have a question.

• 56:00Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead.

• 56:00Speaker 04

  What was your go-to poor people food?

• 56:03Speaker 05

  Oh, um, I always worked at restaurants, so we would go, you know, try to trade drugs with the Mexicans back there to make us some good food.

• 56:11Bobby Lee?

  Hmm.

• 56:12Speaker 05

  You know, give them some weed, or you'd give them, you'd say, hey, you know, Bridges bartending, I can bring you like a bottle of something if you just make me some food.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Did you try just oil and rice?

• 56:21Speaker 05

  No, I don't cook. No.

• 56:23Speaker 01

  Oil and rice.

• 56:24Speaker 05

  I do cereal and stuff.

• 56:25Bobby Lee?

  He doesn't live in the killing fields. You know what I mean?

• 56:29Speaker 04

  That was my poor people food.

• 56:31Speaker 00

  Oh, that was her food.

• 56:32Bobby Lee?

  Oh, really? Okay.

• 56:33Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:33Bobby Lee?

  It's like nineteen sixties Cambodia.

• 56:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, exactly. I was also in a Volkswagen Jet. I don't know how to make rice.

• 56:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:39Speaker 05

  There's no kitchen bag there.

• 56:40Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oil and rice?

• 56:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:42Bobby Lee?

  Wow, okay.

• 56:43Speaker 04

  Or like salt, vinegar, and then rice.

• 56:45Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so how do you make that dish?

• 56:47Speaker 04

  We just mix everything. That's it.

• 56:49Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you'd eat that all the time, or are you just saying some people would? You would?

• 56:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:53Bobby Lee?

  But did you boil the oil? I don't know how, how do you make it?

• 56:56Speaker 04

  You just get oil? Yeah, make rice, and then you get oil.

• 57:00Bobby Lee?

  And vinegar.

• 57:01Speaker 04

  And vinegar, or just oil and, or just oil and rice.

• 57:04Bobby Lee?

  Peanut butter? Can you put peanut butter in it?

• 57:06Speaker 04

  Peanut butter was too expensive.

• 57:08Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 57:10Speaker 05

  I do think, me and Ari, uh, my friend here, we'll go get coffee all day and then kind of like forget to eat. Like, just the whole day with it. So I wonder if-

• 57:17Bobby Lee?

  Are you guys best friends?

• 57:18Speaker 05

  Uh, he's one of, he's like a little brother to me. I love this guy. One of my best friends.

• 57:21Speaker 00

  He, he did our B can before.

• 57:23Bobby Lee?

  I remember that.

• 57:23Speaker 00

  Old house, in the old house. I had Taco Bell with you in your car, remember?

• 57:27Bobby Lee?

  We had Taco Bell together.

• 57:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, you remember that.

• 57:30Bobby Lee?

  I do. I do, I do remember. What a, what a, what a pleasant memory. Good to see you again. Ari, right?

• 57:43Speaker 05

  Ari, am I pronouncing that correctly?

• 57:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good to see you again.

• 57:45Speaker 05

  But I think that's where that started. I just have coffee and then be like, I guess I'm not hungry.

• 57:49Bobby Lee?

  Mmm. Go ahead.

• 57:51Speaker 05

  What was your-

• 57:52Speaker 00

  He's been dying now.

• 57:53Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 57:53Speaker 00

  Go ahead, what's your question about?

• 57:54Bobby Lee?

  Go ahead, go ahead.

• 57:55Speaker 01

  Uh, so like, what do you consider poor? Cause like a year ago, I was sleeping on my mom's couch. And like before that, I was sleeping like on my mom's couch for two years.

• 58:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's poor. A mom's couch? But you're, you're a grown up over there, right?

• 58:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's poor.

• 58:10Speaker 04

  Have you ever pooped in the forest?

• 58:12Speaker 05

  Uh, great question.

• 58:14Speaker 00

  Come on.

• 58:14Speaker 05

  Great follow-up question. No, there's always public restaurants that I can-

• 58:18Bobby Lee?

  Okay, okay.

• 58:18Speaker 00

  Sure not that poor.

• 58:19Bobby Lee?

  Again, it's not fucking nineteen sixties Cambodia. Uh, no, so-

• 58:22Speaker 05

  Where do you think I grew up? I don't even know where a forest is.

• 58:25Bobby Lee?

  All right, what forest did you poo in?

• 58:27Speaker 04

  In my village, and we would just go there and our toilet paper was-

• 58:31Bobby Lee?

  Is it a forest or a jungle? I, what's the difference?

• 58:35Speaker 04

  Me, eh, it was a small, it was a small jungle.

• 58:39Bobby Lee?

  Jungle, right.

• 58:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:40Speaker 05

  How does that work? Weren't you afraid lions would smell your poop and come to eat you?

• 58:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:44Speaker 04

  No lions.

• 58:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, what's in your jungle?

• 58:47Speaker 04

  Um.

• 58:47Bobby Lee?

  Panthers?

• 58:48Speaker 04

  No, monitor lizard.

• 58:50Speaker 05

  Gross.

• 58:50Bobby Lee?

  Gross.

• 58:51Speaker 04

  Bats.

• 58:53Speaker 05

  Okay, that's gross.

• 58:54Bobby Lee?

  Have you seen a Filipino bat before?

• 58:55Speaker 05

  No.

• 58:55Bobby Lee?

  Dude, look up the big Filipino, this is not even, this is not CGI, this is real.

• 58:59Speaker 05

  A real bat?

• 59:00Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, it's a real Filipino bat, yeah, yeah. Uh, I think they're flying Filipinos.

• 59:04Speaker 05

  How long?

• 59:05Bobby Lee?

  I think that's my thi- that's my theory.

• 59:06Speaker 05

  Just tiny?

• 59:07Bobby Lee?

  No, they're not tiny, dude. They're just Filipinos that have, yeah.

• 59:10Speaker 05

  Oh, my god. You, you've seen this in real life?

• 59:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 59:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:15Speaker 05

  That's insane.

• 59:16Bobby Lee?

  Look at that fucker.

• 59:17Speaker 05

  I don't like that, man.

• 59:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, look at the one on the right.

• 59:19Speaker 05

  She's holding him like it's friendly.

• 59:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 59:21Speaker 05

  I don't think he'd let me do that.

• 59:22Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, so that's, there's, there's, there's no.

• 59:25Speaker 04

  There's no.

• 59:26Bobby Lee?

  There's no, any kind of.

• 59:28Speaker 04

  Well, in where I live, no.

• 59:30Speaker 05

  If you were this poor, and you were in the Philippines, how happy are you now? Like, you must be so happy. Makes me really happy to hear.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 59:39Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 59:40Speaker 05

  What?

• 59:41Bobby Lee?

  It makes you happy?

• 59:41Speaker 05

  It does, I love our country, and like, just the idea that like, she's here with a celebrity, like, doing a podcast every week, however often you do this. She used to live with bats and shit in the woods. Like, cause I hear these stories, and it's usually someone's parents, or someone's parents.

• 59:55Bobby Lee?

  But Jeff.

• 59:56Speaker 05

  This is you, you actually shit in the woods with giant bats. Gadget. USA. USA. USA. USA.

• 1:00:05Bobby Lee?

  But Jeff, but Jeff, but Jeff, she's not grateful.

• 1:00:09Speaker 04

  What are you saying?

• 1:00:10Bobby Lee?

  Jeff, she complained.

• 1:00:13Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:00:13Bobby Lee?

  She doesn't give a shit, dude. She's ungrateful. That's the thing with her, okay?

• 1:00:18Speaker 05

  Why, why do you like?

• 1:00:19Speaker 04

  I'm grateful.

• 1:00:20Bobby Lee?

  No, she's not.

• 1:00:20Speaker 04

  I'm.

• 1:00:21Bobby Lee?

  She, she hates it.

• 1:00:22Speaker 05

  Yeah, man, I can't imagine going from vinegar and rice.

• 1:00:24Bobby Lee?

  I know, I know, I know, she, she's.

• 1:00:26Speaker 05

  She must sit at Chipotle, like, look at this.

• 1:00:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:29Speaker 04

  Chipotle is really.

• 1:00:30Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:30Speaker 05

  Really good.

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  I'm grateful for where I'm at.

• 1:00:33Speaker 05

  Yeah?

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  Yeah. A year ago, like, I was sleeping on my mom's couch.

• 1:00:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, you're not on the couch.

• 1:00:37Bobby Lee?

  Very good, very good.

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  I get to meet my hero.

• 1:00:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, by the way, it's the man.

• 1:00:40Bobby Lee?

  I'm, I'm your hero?

• 1:00:41Speaker 01

  I mean, you're my hero.

• 1:00:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:43Speaker 01

  Do comedy now.

• 1:00:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, we're fa- we're family, dude.

• 1:00:46Speaker 01

  Comedy?

• 1:00:46Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:47Speaker 05

  I love that.

• 1:00:47Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. You've been a very integral part of my podcast as of late.

• 1:00:52Speaker 05

  You know how Chrissy D had that, like, trans woman on his podcast?

• 1:00:55Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:56Speaker 05

  Chime in with nonsense? This is like your translator.

• 1:00:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:59Speaker 05

  You're Bobby's friend lady.

• 1:01:01Bobby Lee?

  He is my X Factor.

• 1:01:02Speaker 05

  But you're a huge part of it.

• 1:01:02Bobby Lee?

  X Factor.

• 1:01:03Speaker 05

  You're a fun guy. What you do, do you stand up also?

• 1:01:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, I only.

• 1:01:06Bobby Lee?

  Nice.

• 1:01:07Speaker 01

  A year now.

• 1:01:08Speaker 05

  Oh, that's great.

• 1:01:08Bobby Lee?

  Did you just get a little upset when he said that?

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:01:11Bobby Lee?

  Felt a little thing go through your?

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  No, I said, yeah, I've been doing it a year now.

• 1:01:14Speaker 05

  Love it. That's great.

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  You know, I.

• 1:01:16Bobby Lee?

  But there's no resentment they called you trans?

• 1:01:17Speaker 01

  I have checks.

• 1:01:18Speaker 05

  No, no, that's, you're that element. You're that special element.

• 1:01:22Bobby Lee?

  You know that you're that element, right?

• 1:01:23Speaker 01

  I guess. But I'm grateful.

• 1:01:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I'm grateful too, dude.

• 1:01:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, I get checks with thousands.

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  Attaboy.

• 1:01:28Bobby Lee?

  Whoa.

• 1:01:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, no more couches.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  No more couches.

• 1:01:30Speaker 05

  Attaboy.

• 1:01:31Bobby Lee?

  Well, congratulations, pal.

• 1:01:32Speaker 01

  I have my apartment.

• 1:01:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, I love that. What do you do for fun?

• 1:01:36Speaker 01

  Um, edit photos and videos.

• 1:01:39Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:01:40Speaker 04

  He keeps saying he likes having sex with his girlfriend.

• 1:01:42Speaker 05

  Well, of course.

• 1:01:43Speaker 01

  Well, I haven't had sex.

• 1:01:43Speaker 05

  Well, that goes without saying.

• 1:01:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:45Speaker 01

  I haven't had sex prior to this.

• 1:01:48Speaker 05

  Oh, nice.

• 1:01:48Speaker 01

  In like, a long time, so.

• 1:01:50Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um.

• 1:01:52Speaker 05

  She really threw you under the bus on that.

• 1:01:53Bobby Lee?

  Any, anywho.

• 1:01:54Speaker 05

  He was being diplomatic and then she goes, he likes having sex with his girlfriend. She threw him under the bus.

• 1:02:01Speaker 01

  Cause I haven't had sex in a long time.

• 1:02:02Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, okay, and, and, and, and, uh, very good. Thank you so much for that insight, Jaime. And thank you for the question. You know, so, uh, let's move on. Um. Does it bother you, Jeff, people say that you're handsome or not?

• 1:02:17Speaker 05

  No, it makes me happy. It's very good.

• 1:02:18Bobby Lee?

  But do you know, do you think you're handsome?

• 1:02:20Speaker 05

  I think that I'm handsome for a comedian, yeah.

• 1:02:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's good.

• 1:02:23Speaker 05

  Oh, that's an oldie.

• 1:02:24Bobby Lee?

  That's you?

• 1:02:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, those are fake tattoos, obviously, but, uh.

• 1:02:28Bobby Lee?

  You would look good with tattoos like that.

• 1:02:29Speaker 05

  This miss, this photo was a real mistake, by the way.

• 1:02:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:32Speaker 05

  So what happened was I was working out a bunch, like, and when I say a bunch, it was like three weeks in a row, so I'm like, look at me. Results, you know?

• 1:02:39Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:39Speaker 05

  So then I had a photo shoot lined up for a project and I go, hey, man, I've been working out a bunch. Is there any way, you know, you could take like a photo of me with my shirt off? And the guy's like, yeah. And so he did top lighting like at the gym, so it, you know, really helps accent like any muscles you have. And then I sat on that photo for like two months, like, ah, how do I post this organically where it's not gonna?

• 1:02:59Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, that would be, yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:00Speaker 05

  And this before all that Photoshop, that actually makes it look like a funny image. I posted this without any of the stuff on it. And I wrote some like kind of.

• 1:03:11Speaker 05

  Pithy, kinda like, "I shouldn't be ashamed of how I look," you know, this kinda thing.

• 1:03:15Bobby Lee?

  This is how you do it.

• 1:03:15Speaker 05

  And all the comics were like, "Is Jeff okay?" Like, "What is this? Like, what is he doing?"

• 1:03:20Bobby Lee?

  This is what you do. You call me.

• 1:03:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:22Bobby Lee?

  And I post it, right? And I make fun of you.

• 1:03:25Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:26Bobby Lee?

  Right? Like, "Look at this fucking right?" And then you repost it going, "Look at Bobby's making fun of me about this thing."

• 1:03:30Speaker 05

  That's great.

• 1:03:31Bobby Lee?

  Right? That's how you do it.

• 1:03:32Speaker 05

  That was how I should have.

• 1:03:33Bobby Lee?

  What's this?

• 1:03:33Speaker 05

  This would be sumo wrestling in, I think that's Korea.

• 1:03:35Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck are you?

• 1:03:36Speaker 05

  In Korea.

• 1:03:37Bobby Lee?

  You call me? Wait, wait. What the fuck are you doing, dude?

• 1:03:40Speaker 05

  I was in Asia for like, three, almost two and a half months.

• 1:03:43Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Oh my god.

• 1:03:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, that guy ruined.

• 1:03:45Bobby Lee?

  What are you doing?

• 1:03:47Speaker 05

  This might be Kyoto, Japan, actually.

• 1:03:48Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, it's Kyoto. What are you, you really sumoing?

• 1:03:51Speaker 05

  I really sumo. I'm like, so gassed, cuz they put me against these big fat guys and they're like, "Well, of course, they're sumos." But like, I, once one guy was like, "I'm not doing this anymore." They put a new guy in. I sumo wrestled three guys for like, four hours.

• 1:04:03Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:04:04Speaker 05

  It was really fun.

• 1:04:04Bobby Lee?

  For your show?

• 1:04:05Speaker 05

  Uh, it was for a better life than ever. They never ended up using any of it.

• 1:04:07Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:04:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it was, they were like, "This'll be funny. Put Jeff out there."

• 1:04:11Bobby Lee?

  Well, that's fun that you got to travel and shit.

• 1:04:13Speaker 05

  I got to see Asia for almost, uh, three months.

• 1:04:15Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:04:16Speaker 05

  It was beautiful.

• 1:04:16Bobby Lee?

  You went to Korea too?

• 1:04:17Speaker 05

  We didn't go to Philippines. Yeah, Korea, China, uh, well, Hong Kong.

• 1:04:20Bobby Lee?

  What's your favorite? What's your favorite? What's your favorite?

• 1:04:22Speaker 05

  Um, I love Thailand.

• 1:04:24Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Why, why?

• 1:04:26Speaker 05

  It sounds mean, uh, or it might be sounding sensitive, but it feels like Asian Mexico. I like the people that are happy to be alive. They don't have a lot of money.

• 1:04:34Speaker 04

  That's the Philippines.

• 1:04:35Speaker 01

  Go to the Philippines.

• 1:04:36Speaker 05

  Is it even more?

• 1:04:36Bobby Lee?

  No.

• 1:04:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:37Speaker 05

  Oh. Well, I like it. Everyone in Thailand seems happy. They're not all pissed off that they're not rich. In America, everyone's mad if they're not rich. Like, "Can you believe this? I'm broke." You're like, "So what?"

• 1:04:47Speaker 01

  Why Mexico?

• 1:04:48Speaker 05

  I love Mexico. I love Mexican culture and I could...

• 1:04:50Bobby Lee?

  Maybe cut that out, anyway.

• 1:04:51Speaker 05

  Yeah. We'll help you out.

• 1:04:53Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway, um, I, I too love Thailand, but can I say?

• 1:04:57Speaker 05

  Right?

• 1:04:57Bobby Lee?

  Some of the outdoor...

• 1:05:00Bobby Lee?

  Cuz I remember eating at an outdoor place and there were just all these flies.

• 1:05:03Speaker 05

  Lot of flies.

• 1:05:04Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? But it was like, cuz you have meat hanging outside.

• 1:05:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:08Bobby Lee?

  Right? And all these flies and maybe I'm just too... But I just couldn't do it.

• 1:05:13Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:05:14Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, so I only ate at this one Shabu Shabu place that was inside.

• 1:05:17Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:05:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, that was near my hotel. But, um.

• 1:05:20Speaker 05

  What part of Thailand were you in? Like, which, like, north or south?

• 1:05:22Bobby Lee?

  I don't know, just Bangkok area.

• 1:05:23Speaker 05

  Okay, Bangkok.

• 1:05:24Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I was shooting a movie, but, um.

• 1:05:25Speaker 05

  Bangkok's the real city part.

• 1:05:27Bobby Lee?

  Did you do, what else, what else did you do there?

• 1:05:29Speaker 05

  Uh, so there's a, they love kickboxing. I know nothing about it, but we would go each night. I'd get, I'd bring some, make friends, drink beer, watch these guys kickbox.

• 1:05:37Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:05:38Speaker 05

  Uh, there's also like, it's a tourist thing, but I'm a tourist. Uh, you'd go to like the, you pay some amount of money and they would take you to all these beautiful islands. And there was one island called Monkey Island that was like, all they ever wanted to leave and I.

• 1:05:51Bobby Lee?

  What's Monkey Island?

• 1:05:52Speaker 05

  It's just this island full of monkeys.

• 1:05:54Bobby Lee?

  Oh, wow.

• 1:05:54Speaker 05

  Crazy. Your boat just gets near it, they all start jumping in the boat. And I thought it'd be funny. My girlfriend didn't think it was funny. None of the other tourists thought it was funny. But I just kept asking the tour guide as we've moved on. He's like, alright, and we're gonna go to Pepe Island, which you've seen on The Bachelor and blah blah. And I'm like, on Monkey Island, do they have like one leader? And they're like, no, they don't have a leader. They're just a bunch of wild monkeys. And then he would go into the thing and I'd be like, on Monkey Island, do you feel like some of the monkeys are mad at some of the larger monkeys? I just kept asking monkey questions. Yeah, it was funny.

• 1:06:25Bobby Lee?

  You know what's so funny about you too? You have a really funny, um, cause sometimes you will walk into the meeting. And you just have this funny, even when you're not saying anything, you just have this funny presence.

• 1:06:37Speaker 05

  Thank you, yeah.

• 1:06:38Bobby Lee?

  But are you like that in like, public buses?

• 1:06:40Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:41Bobby Lee?

  Trains and stuff like that?

• 1:06:41Speaker 05

  Life's supposed to be fun.

• 1:06:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's fun, it's fun.

• 1:06:44Bobby Lee?

  You're a fun guy.

• 1:06:45Speaker 05

  There's another one of the things about my friend here. It's like, if something.

• 1:06:48Bobby Lee?

  Your Ari?

• 1:06:48Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, and also the other guys in my life like Ari. So, so like, if something is good, we should be happy. And if something sucks, that's hilarious. Like, it's like something bad happened to us. Isn't that funny?

• 1:06:58Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, right, yeah.

• 1:06:59Speaker 05

  Look what's happening. We have to walk. Like, I think that's funny.

• 1:07:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, I see.

• 1:07:02Speaker 05

  When I was a kid, I remember it rained at the bus stop.

• 1:07:04Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:05Speaker 05

  And everyone was like, oh, my new clothes. And I was like, isn't this great? We're all wet.

• 1:07:09Bobby Lee?

  Oh, oh, so you're Mr. Positive?

• 1:07:11Speaker 05

  Well, I don't mean to be. It's just more fun that way. I go to school, like, look, we're all wet. This is hilarious.

• 1:07:15Bobby Lee?

  So let's say you and I were in the same platoon. We're in Vietnam, right?

• 1:07:18Speaker 05

  That'd be a tough one to be a.

• 1:07:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, and we're like, we're in a foxhole, right? We haven't slept in three days.

• 1:07:22Speaker 05

  We just killed those guys.

• 1:07:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:27Bobby Lee?

  Oh, that's how you do it?

• 1:07:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:07:28Bobby Lee?

  Oh, and I go, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that's good. Wow, I get it.

• 1:07:32Speaker 05

  Did you chop that guy while eating Doritos?

• 1:07:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, oh, right.

• 1:07:37Speaker 05

  It could be fun.

• 1:07:38Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so that's very good, yeah, yeah. So, I have another question for you, and this is gonna be a difficult one. Um, hold on to your horses.

• 1:07:44Speaker 05

  I'm ready.

• 1:07:46Bobby Lee?

  How difficult was, was it to take notes from Mike Young?

• 1:07:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, I got a movie coming out, uh, that Mike Young made called Stealing Jokes.

• 1:07:57Bobby Lee?

  Now, I'm gonna talk about Mike Young right now.

• 1:07:59Speaker 05

  Okay, yeah.

• 1:08:00Bobby Lee?

  In not, in a favorable light.

• 1:08:02Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:08:03Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:08:03Speaker 05

  Good.

• 1:08:04Bobby Lee?

  For the last, I would say, six years, he's been harassing me.

• 1:08:09Speaker 05

  Oh, really? Like, in a bad way?

• 1:08:12Bobby Lee?

  He's, I love him.

• 1:08:13Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:08:13Bobby Lee?

  But it's all about, I'll see him at the store, he'll, he'll grab me, push me against the wall, goes, "How come you won't you put me on Tiger Belly?"

• 1:08:22Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:08:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. He's been so-

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  Against a wall?

• 1:08:25Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's been so obsessed about being on this podcast.

• 1:08:28Speaker 05

  Really?

• 1:08:28Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. And he can't, and it, it, and it gets, it got to the point where it's like, now I can't have him.

• 1:08:33Speaker 05

  Now I don't want you-

• 1:08:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, now I can't have him on, right?

• 1:08:35Speaker 05

  That's wild, yeah.

• 1:08:35Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, we did give him a day to promote the movie that you're in, right? But then he couldn't do it, cause he's on the road, but, um-

• 1:08:41Speaker 05

  So that worked out perfect for you, didn't it?

• 1:08:44Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. But it was, and I, and, and I have to another say, I have to another thing, is that Mike is one of my longest, dearest friends, but, um, he's been driving me crazy lately, so what was it like, how, getting, is he, is, do you trust his notes?

• 1:08:56Speaker 05

  Uh, I trust his notes, but like, occasionally we would ask for like, an explanation for something, and he'd Mike Young it, you know? We'd be like, "Why would the character do this?" He's like, "Yo, man, that's just how he is," you know, like, I'm like, "That's not an explanation."

• 1:09:07Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:07Speaker 05

  You know, so there was little moments like that, but I learned pretty quickly, similar to like, uh, Costanza and like Larry David, "Oh, I'm playing Mike Young in this."

• 1:09:15Bobby Lee?

  Ah.

• 1:09:16Speaker 05

  Because he's like, a cool Detroit guy.

• 1:09:18Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:18Speaker 05

  Who sells weed, he's got the cha- like, I was dressing like Mike Young every day. And I was like, "Oh, so I'll just kinda try to do my best to like, have the sensibilities of like, Mike Young in this situation." I think as he's writing the script, he's thinking, "Here's what I'd have done here," and-

• 1:09:30Bobby Lee?

  He's also the type of guy, in the 90s, when we were all poor, I met him at the Comedy Store, poor comic, white comic. But then like, one day, I would just be out, like, at night, he'd show up with Leo.

• 1:09:41Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:42Bobby Lee?

  And Tobey Maguire and Mark Wahlberg and all those guys. And he was just, he was one of those guys like, oh yeah, I just played hockey with Brockenheimer.

• 1:09:49Speaker 05

  You're like, what?

• 1:09:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, like he, he was always the kind of guy that just kind of hung out with.

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, he just knows Dan Gilbert.

• 1:09:55Bobby Lee?

  And I'm like, he's okay funny, you know what I mean? But it's like, what the fuck is going on, right? He was just always a guy that was in the mix.

• 1:10:02Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, I would, I'd say like, so if you don't know who he is, he's a comedian, but he is a good man.

• 1:10:08Bobby Lee?

  He's a good guy.

• 1:10:09Speaker 05

  Like, like his mom would be on set most days, like we would, we would have like a nice dinner like at his, you know, brothers, like he was, he's just a good.

• 1:10:16Bobby Lee?

  Shot in Detroit then?

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, we shot in Detroit.

• 1:10:18Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:10:18Speaker 05

  And he's just such a good, good, good person.

• 1:10:21Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:21Speaker 05

  Um, like, I really enjoy his company. I trust him as like a man, like I, he's like a guy, like I would be like, I'd let my kids like, you know, stay, like I trust him, which is hard to say in Hollywood. You don't think so?

• 1:10:34Bobby Lee?

  I guess so. I guess you're, I guess you're right.

• 1:10:38Speaker 05

  He was good.

• 1:10:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, no, he is a good guy. I love him so much.

• 1:10:40Speaker 05

  I didn't know he was slamming against walls and demanding.

• 1:10:42Bobby Lee?

  No, no, he was just like, he just wanted, you know, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna, we're gonna get him out. I told you, I called you and I said, we gotta get him out. So, um, the movie is about, let me guess, cause I saw the trailer, okay? It's about a, a crew of comedians.

• 1:10:54Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:10:55Bobby Lee?

  You, Yubara.

• 1:10:57Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, Dustin Ibarra, yeah.

• 1:10:58Bobby Lee?

  Love him.

• 1:10:59Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's great.

• 1:10:59Bobby Lee?

  Great guy.

• 1:11:00Speaker 05

  Good guy.

• 1:11:01Bobby Lee?

  And, uh, who else is there?

• 1:11:02Speaker 05

  Uh, Haha Davis, very successful comedian from Detroit.

• 1:11:05Bobby Lee?

  Haha Davis.

• 1:11:06Speaker 05

  Um, and then a woman named Ryu, who's the female lead. She's an actress, not a comedian.

• 1:11:11Bobby Lee?

  And she's Asian?

• 1:11:12Speaker 05

  She, she lied to us. She told us she's a comedian. And then when he was like, we're gonna go on tour, do comedy, she's like, I don't know what I'd do. We're like, we thought you were a comedian.

• 1:11:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, is she a comedian? Uh, why, is she Asian?

• 1:11:19Speaker 05

  She's Asian, yeah.

• 1:11:20Bobby Lee?

  What kind?

• 1:11:21Speaker 05

  Um, I don't know.

• 1:11:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay. Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough.

• 1:11:25Speaker 05

  Is Ryu a Japanese name?

• 1:11:26Bobby Lee?

  It's pretty Japanese to me.

• 1:11:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think he's probably Japanese.

• 1:11:28Bobby Lee?

  And, um, so it's all four comedians, you rob a comedy club?

• 1:11:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, so what happens is like, things just kind of escalate and get out of hand. We, that wasn't the plan. And then like, one thing just kind of falls into another and then they get like, they go, "I can't believe we just did that thing," and then a bad thing happens. It just keeps snowballing into like, how are we gonna get ourselves out of there?

• 1:11:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:11:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:48Bobby Lee?

  You got Rappaport's in it?

• 1:11:49Speaker 05

  Rappaport was great.

• 1:11:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, who else is in it?

• 1:11:51Speaker 05

  Um...

• 1:11:52Bobby Lee?

  There it is.

• 1:11:53Speaker 05

  Yeah, so, Ha Davis, Rappaport. Rappaport got pretty good billing for only being on set one day.

• 1:11:58Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  Uh, but he's famous.

• 1:11:59Bobby Lee?

  Um...

• 1:12:00Speaker 05

  Put him on the cut.

• 1:12:01Bobby Lee?

  Uh, I don't think Ryu, wrong, wrong, wrong, Young Young is the lead. Looks like you're the lead, okay, Young Young?

• 1:12:06Speaker 05

  She's the female lead.

• 1:12:07Bobby Lee?

  I know, but you're, look at, who's the first guy?

• 1:12:09Speaker 05

  I know, that's pretty nuts.

• 1:12:10Bobby Lee?

  Not Young Young.

• 1:12:11Speaker 05

  I wish that Ha was the, in the front, cuz he's the most successful guy. Ha Davis?

• 1:12:16Bobby Lee?

  Is he the most successful?

• 1:12:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:12:18Bobby Lee?

  Well, I mean, he's pretty prevalent there. I mean, it was, it's like, you know?

• 1:12:21Speaker 05

  I love Ha Davis.

• 1:12:22Bobby Lee?

  Yubera's at the very end there. Love him.

• 1:12:24Speaker 05

  Also, like, Detroit really made me, Detroit and Atlanta really changed my perspective on a lot of things.

• 1:12:30Bobby Lee?

  Why?

• 1:12:31Speaker 05

  Uh, like, midwestern black guys and Georgia black guys are different than like, LA black guys.

• 1:12:36Bobby Lee?

  Ooh, I wanna know the difference. Yum yum yum yum, let's go.

• 1:12:40Speaker 05

  Well, just like, in my mind, it's like, like, there's all sorts of different types of people. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's what it taught me.

• 1:12:47Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:12:48Speaker 05

  Like, you could have ten white guys on a show, and it could still be a diverse show. Cuz ones may be Democrat, ones may be gay, ones may be... So like, diversity is more complex than just race and gender.

• 1:12:58Bobby Lee?

  Sure.

• 1:12:59Speaker 05

  And so like, I've kind of like, you know, like, when I was in Georgia, like, all the black people that are like, southern, like, church black people. And I was like, "Oh, this is totally different than when I was shooting a project in Detroit." And Detroit, there was like, a lot of like, black nerdy guys.

• 1:13:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:11Speaker 05

  They'd wear like, a $400 jacket, but it was like, Rugrats. And you're like, "I've never seen this black guy."

• 1:13:18Bobby Lee?

  Or you see like, a guy, like, a Mexican guy, MS-13, with tattoos on the neck.

• 1:13:21Speaker 05

  Totally different.

• 1:13:22Bobby Lee?

  Tattoo on the eyeball, right? And just fucking, you know, tough, right? Ass nails, right? And then you got...

• 1:13:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, sweet guy over here.

• 1:13:28Bobby Lee?

  You got the pudge pudge.

• 1:13:29Speaker 05

  Why aren't you a cholo?

• 1:13:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:31Speaker 01

  I was raised different, man.

• 1:13:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's all good.

• 1:13:34Bobby Lee?

  Could you be hard if we were like, you know?

• 1:13:35Speaker 01

  I don't think so, man.

• 1:13:36Bobby Lee?

  No, just try it right now.

• 1:13:37Speaker 01

  Play a scenario.

• 1:13:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, try it right now. Ready? And, you know, you're gonna rob us. No, yeah, whatever. You rob me, yeah, go ahead. And, walk up.

• 1:13:45Speaker 01

  Action.

• 1:13:45Bobby Lee?

  Hey, what's up, fool?

• 1:13:46Speaker 05

  Hey, fuck off, man.

• 1:13:47Bobby Lee?

  Fuck you, fool.

• 1:13:49Speaker 05

  Actually, he's just pretty, he's got a gun.

• 1:13:51Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have a gun?

• 1:13:52Speaker 05

  He went more New York.

• 1:13:52Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you, fool.

• 1:13:55Speaker 01

  Fuck you, fool.

• 1:13:56Bobby Lee?

  Pretty... Money.

• 1:14:00Speaker 05

  I don't buy it.

• 1:14:00Bobby Lee?

  I'm not buying it.

• 1:14:01Speaker 05

  Let's just get out of here. That's what we want to move. This guy doesn't mean it.

• 1:14:05Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I can always just, he has no gun, he's just doing this.

• 1:14:08Speaker 05

  Shut up nerd. Two guns?

• 1:14:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just do this then, like a bazooka.

• 1:14:16Speaker 05

  He's got two guns, where are you gonna? Without food?

• 1:14:17Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, put a fucking Wolverine claws.

• 1:14:20Speaker 05

  Just put the money on top of my arms, I'm holding two guns.

• 1:14:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:24Speaker 01

  Well, I'm never alone.

• 1:14:25Bobby Lee?

  If you're gonna mind, what?

• 1:14:25Speaker 05

  Oh, nice.

• 1:14:26Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you have your imaginary, you have an entourage in the back? Yeah, yeah, okay.

• 1:14:29Speaker 05

  Smart, smart.

• 1:14:29Bobby Lee?

  Well, tell me, who's in your gang dude? Explain.

• 1:14:32Speaker 05

  Introduce her right here.

• 1:14:33Speaker 01

  Navish.

• 1:14:33Bobby Lee?

  What?

• 1:14:34Speaker 01

  David.

• 1:14:35Bobby Lee?

  Navish? And David?

• 1:14:36Speaker 01

  Davis.

• 1:14:37Bobby Lee?

  Davis?

• 1:14:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, little Tommy.

• 1:14:39Bobby Lee?

  Little Tommy?

• 1:14:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, little Tommy.

• 1:14:41Speaker 05

  These guys sound real.

• 1:14:41Speaker 01

  My homegirl Julie.

• 1:14:42Bobby Lee?

  Julie, yeah.

• 1:14:43Speaker 01

  Julie.

• 1:14:44Bobby Lee?

  Really good.

• 1:14:45Speaker 01

  And we're gonna take your money.

• 1:14:46Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway, stop doing that sir, you need to be on medication, okay? We are gonna move on. So the movie, when does it come out?

• 1:14:52Speaker 05

  Uh, the, um, I think the movie's out for preorder right now, but I'm not sure the date that it comes out. I have a special coming out November fourteenth also.

• 1:14:58Bobby Lee?

  We're not at that point.

• 1:14:59Speaker 05

  Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. I just knew the date, so I got all excited. I knew the date.

• 1:15:03Bobby Lee?

  Jeff, I'm your friend.

• 1:15:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:15:05Bobby Lee?

  And we're gonna plug whatever you wanna plug.

• 1:15:06Speaker 05

  You're the best.

• 1:15:07Bobby Lee?

  But we're not at the specials plugged part yet.

• 1:15:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, my bad.

• 1:15:10Bobby Lee?

  Okay?

• 1:15:11Speaker 05

  The movie comes out soon.

• 1:15:13Bobby Lee?

  When?

• 1:15:13Speaker 05

  You can preorder it already on Apple.

• 1:15:15Bobby Lee?

  And so, um, Lil, when you, did you see it?

• 1:15:18Speaker 05

  Have I seen the movie?

• 1:15:19Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:20Speaker 05

  Uh, I've seen the parts that, uh, I've seen most of it, yeah.

• 1:15:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:23Speaker 05

  I think I saw the edit before the final.

• 1:15:25Bobby Lee?

  Is there a screening?

• 1:15:26Speaker 05

  Uh, I hope there's a screening, but if there is, I'm, I'll definitely be there, I don't know when it is.

• 1:15:30Bobby Lee?

  No, well, I wanna go.

• 1:15:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, come.

• 1:15:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I think I should go.

• 1:15:33Speaker 05

  Yeah, Michael Young will definitely have you.

• 1:15:34Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, I wanna go and watch it, but, um, so you saw bits of it? And it looked, you know, from the trailer, I'm like, it looked pretty good.

• 1:15:42Speaker 05

  Shot beautifully.

• 1:15:43Bobby Lee?

  It shot beautifully, you know what I mean, um, and I'm so, you know, I guess at the end of the day, I'm just kinda mad at Mike for never putting me in anything.

• 1:15:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, I.

• 1:15:51Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what it is.

• 1:15:52Speaker 05

  That's a good argument for not being on, uh, not being on here. You go, well, you didn't put me in anything, why would I be on here?

• 1:15:58Bobby Lee?

  I think that's what it is, but, um, so about your special now.

• 1:16:01Speaker 01

  It's up.

• 1:16:02Speaker 05

  What's it called?

• 1:16:03Speaker 01

  Way better. Dang, you got big hands, sir.

• 1:16:07Speaker 05

  I know. The special's called, um.

• 1:16:10Speaker 01

  He does.

• 1:16:11Speaker 05

  Jules, what do you think about his big hands?

• 1:16:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:13Speaker 04

  Big hands means big dick?

• 1:16:16Speaker 05

  Big old feet.

• 1:16:18Bobby Lee?

  Which means?

• 1:16:19Speaker 05

  Big hands, big gloves.

• 1:16:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:21Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:16:21Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, huge cock too.

• 1:16:26Speaker 01

  And Bobby has small hands, like me.

• 1:16:30Speaker 01

  He's trying to make you guys the same person.

• 1:16:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, dude, let me say something right now, you're out.

• 1:16:36Bobby Lee?

  Alright, so, um, I mean, when you look at your dick, do you think it's big?

• 1:16:40Speaker 05

  Uh, I, yeah.

• 1:16:42Bobby Lee?

  You do?

• 1:16:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:16:43Bobby Lee?

  Whoa. That's, wow, whoa.

• 1:16:46Speaker 01

  Look at your own head.

• 1:16:47Bobby Lee?

  Wow, she's like, whoa, yeah, yeah, so you look at it and go, you go, it's all just like,

• 1:16:53Speaker 05

  it's like being Shaq or something, like Shaq, he didn't do anything, he's just a big guy, like, I didn't earn it or anything, it's not like I bought it.

• 1:16:59Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:16:59Speaker 05

  It was just a perk of being a tall guy.

• 1:17:01Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's great. Did your dad have one?

• 1:17:04Speaker 05

  I don't know.

• 1:17:05Bobby Lee?

  You never asked?

• 1:17:06Speaker 05

  Mm-mm.

• 1:17:06Bobby Lee?

  No, no, yeah.

• 1:17:07Speaker 05

  I remember seeing his dick when he'd pee, and it was big because I was a little kid.

• 1:17:11Bobby Lee?

  Oh, you're sure, every penis is.

• 1:17:13Speaker 05

  I go, what the hell is that?

• 1:17:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah. Now, let me talk-

• 1:17:15Speaker 05

  It's weird he did that.

• 1:17:16Bobby Lee?

  Okay, you, what, where'd you grow up?

• 1:17:18Speaker 05

  Seattle area, so Kent, Washington.

• 1:17:20Bobby Lee?

  Like, okay, so Bellevue, is that close or no?

• 1:17:21Speaker 05

  Bellevue's like the rich area, we lived like forty minutes away.

• 1:17:23Bobby Lee?

  Oh, in the poor area?

• 1:17:25Speaker 05

  Uh, the, well, yeah, Kent's like white trash area.

• 1:17:26Bobby Lee?

  And your parents are still together?

• 1:17:28Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:17:28Bobby Lee?

  They are now?

• 1:17:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:17:29Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, what was, was there trauma or was it a great childhood?

• 1:17:34Speaker 05

  Uh, was not, well, so here's the thing, what a great question. Um, I was not a victim of abuse by any means, they were very nice people, but we were definitely victims of neglect. They were just never around, and that's kind of what makes a comic, I think, or at least for me, is I was always like, getting into trouble for them to like notice, or trying to like draw something, like, oh, do you like my drawing, or, hey, uh, this is a funny thing, or I'm gonna be in this sport, I just wanted them to like notice.

• 1:18:02Bobby Lee?

  They wouldn't even show up to sporting events?

• 1:18:04Speaker 05

  Nothing. Dude, this is how bad it was, one time I, at school, I came home and they, like, we had to get an instrument for music class, like in like, third grade or something, I gave it to my mom, I said, I picked a trumpet, she goes, I'm not buying you a trumpet. And I was like, well, we have to, the class, everyone in the class had to pick an instrument, and she goes, well, I'm not buying you one, I, I picked the cheapest one, she goes, well, we're not doing it, so I had to go back to school and go, my mom won't do it, she goes, you have to, I go, I told her that, and she goes, alright, you're just gonna sit by me. So my teacher would like read, the whole class would be at music, and I would just be sitting there, cause my, they just didn't do anything. There was no doing of anything.

• 1:18:36Bobby Lee?

  That's terrible!

• 1:18:38Speaker 05

  It was terrible, but, you know, it could be worse.

• 1:18:40Bobby Lee?

  And no, it, maybe?

• 1:18:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:18:42Bobby Lee?

  And then, um, did you go to college after that?

• 1:18:45Speaker 05

  No, no college.

• 1:18:46Bobby Lee?

  And then when did you do stand up?

• 1:18:47Speaker 05

  I got it, so I went from um high school, all my friends were at college, and then I was like, I don't know what I'm gonna do, just keep playing Playstation or something?

• 1:18:55Speaker 05

  Like my friends would be like, yeah, we have finals this week, and I go, I got a big pitching matchup against Curt Schilling this week on MLB.

• 1:19:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh wow.

• 1:19:02Speaker 05

  MLB 2-1.

• 1:19:02Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:19:03Speaker 05

  So um, and then I was like, I always wanted to be a comedian. So I was in Young Life, I was a Young Life leader, which he just worked for free.

• 1:19:10Bobby Lee?

  What's a Young Life?

• 1:19:11Speaker 05

  It's like um church light. It's like a di- it's like the entry level for church.

• 1:19:16Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you're religious?

• 1:19:17Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I really liked it, yeah.

• 1:19:18Bobby Lee?

  And your parents were religious?

• 1:19:20Speaker 05

  They were agnostic, which is kinda why I liked it. That was me rebelling.

• 1:19:22Bobby Lee?

  Wow, that's under- so your parents were agnostic? And you kinda, a friend probably brought you in?

• 1:19:28Speaker 05

  Yeah. Well, and also, we were poor.

• 1:19:30Bobby Lee?

  Women too.

• 1:19:30Speaker 05

  Women, there was cute girls there, yeah. But also like, uh, the church, one thing that's cool about the church, at least where I grew up, I can't speak for all the churches. But like, they'd be like, wanna go on a ski trip? And I was like, I'm not gonna go to a ski trip, my parents won't pay. And they'd be like, the church will pay for it. And I was like, really? Wait, they're just gonna pay for it? And then they had food, they had snacks, and I was like, this is great. Also, the church kids, although nerdier and not as cool or popular at school, they were nicer. They were always like nice, and like, you know, like, clean, and I don't know, they had answers to questions.

• 1:19:59Bobby Lee?

  You were the only child?

• 1:20:00Speaker 05

  Uh, I was the youngest and the only boy.

• 1:20:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're all women?

• 1:20:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, all girls.

• 1:20:04Bobby Lee?

  And they're all, they're older, um, are they all, are you close to them?

• 1:20:08Speaker 05

  Uh, they kind of were like my parents in a way, like because they felt neglect from my parents.

• 1:20:12Bobby Lee?

  Were they hot?

• 1:20:13Speaker 05

  Uh, they were hot and then they weren't.

• 1:20:15Bobby Lee?

  Well, they got kids?

• 1:20:16Speaker 05

  No, they got bigger.

• 1:20:17Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they're fat?

• 1:20:18Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:20:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh wow.

• 1:20:19Speaker 05

  But they do have kids also.

• 1:20:20Bobby Lee?

  That's what happens.

• 1:20:21Speaker 05

  Well, what happened was, this is interesting, they wouldn't probably like this very much, but it's-

• 1:20:24Bobby Lee?

  I wanna know, I wanna- Do you wanna say? We can cut it out if you want, but-

• 1:20:26Speaker 05

  They had the sta- oh, I know, you can keep it.

• 1:20:28Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:20:28Speaker 05

  But the um, they had the standard of a hot chick, cuz they got treated like hot chicks forever.

• 1:20:33Bobby Lee?

  Right.

• 1:20:33Speaker 05

  So then like, long after they weren't very attractive anymore, at least by a typical standard, still nice women, we'd be at a grocery store and like, a guy would come hit on my oldest sister, and she would treat him terribly. And I'd be like, why'd you do that? She's like, like I date that guy. I'm like, I don't know who you think you are.

• 1:20:49Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:20:50Speaker 05

  Like, that guy was a great guy, and like, how vulnerable it is to hit on a woman at a grocery store?

• 1:20:54Bobby Lee?

  Right, right, yeah.

• 1:20:55Speaker 05

  And she's just like, what a loser. I would never, I'm like, Jim-

• 1:20:57Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so sometimes, like, hot chicks, right? And this is a, sometimes hot chicks that get- Gain weight and they become ugly.

• 1:21:06Speaker 05

  In her brain.

• 1:21:06Bobby Lee?

  They still have the hot attitude. That must be a very difficult predicament to be in.

• 1:21:11Speaker 05

  For sure.

• 1:21:12Bobby Lee?

  My favorite is this, a really fat chick who becomes hot, but they still have fat chick, you know what I mean?

• 1:21:18Speaker 05

  That might be better though, cuz she's sweet.

• 1:21:19Bobby Lee?

  I like that.

• 1:21:20Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:20Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I like that a lot. Because also that fat chick thinks I'm hot. Because she still has fat eyes.

• 1:21:28Speaker 05

  Bobby, I think-

• 1:21:29Bobby Lee?

  Everything goes through their fat eyes, right? So they're like, yeah, he's hot. But when she's hot now too.

• 1:21:34Speaker 05

  Yeah. I think you're overthinking the looks thing.

• 1:21:37Bobby Lee?

  What the fuck are you saying, dude?

• 1:21:38Speaker 05

  I'm saying that women-

• 1:21:39Bobby Lee?

  I don't overthink anything, man!

• 1:21:40Speaker 05

  Women are pretty cool about being like, he's successful, he makes me laugh, he actually returns texts me, he likes me. That goes a long way.

• 1:21:49Speaker 00

  Why are you shaking, man?

• 1:21:50Speaker 01

  He's choking?

• 1:21:51Speaker 00

  Oh shoot, he's choking. That's how he chokes.

• 1:21:52Speaker 05

  No! No!

• 1:21:55Speaker 00

  Bobby's hilarious, he's just dead.

• 1:21:58Bobby Lee?

  Some women are.

• 1:21:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:21:59Bobby Lee?

  Some women are.

• 1:22:00Speaker 05

  Well, they're better than men generally at that.

• 1:22:02Bobby Lee?

  Some women are. I think, you know, um, I don't wanna talk about it, but it's like...

• 1:22:11Bobby Lee?

  I guess you're right, you know?

• 1:22:12Speaker 05

  Cut to me during that part.

• 1:22:16Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But when you were on Last Comic Standing, did your parents support that or no?

• 1:22:21Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, they were. I mean, what happened was it was like too little, too late. So like, once I actually started doing something with my life, my parents, cuz we're always, always changing too. So like, I don't wanna punish my parents now for who they were back then.

• 1:22:31Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, well then why, why too little, too late then?

• 1:22:33Speaker 05

  Old people. But like, they'd be like, that's our boy we raised. I'm like, you didn't do anything!

• 1:22:38Bobby Lee?

  I know.

• 1:22:38Speaker 05

  Trying to show up now, get on TV.

• 1:22:40Bobby Lee?

  But they did though.

• 1:22:41Speaker 05

  Yeah, here's a shot of them, actually, yeah.

• 1:22:43Bobby Lee?

  Let me see, let me see.

• 1:22:43Speaker 05

  They're in the audience here.

• 1:22:44Bobby Lee?

  Put the audio on.

• 1:22:45Speaker 00

  Audio?

• 1:22:47Bobby Lee?

  Well, you look so different.

• 1:22:49Speaker 05

  This is so uncomfortable.

• 1:22:52Speaker 01

  How old were you?

• 1:22:53Bobby Lee?

  It was a long time ago, dude.

• 1:22:54Speaker 05

  Twenty-six or something? I'm forty-one now, so.

• 1:22:56Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:57Speaker 05

  Uh, and it was-

• 1:22:58Bobby Lee?

  And your parents were there?

• 1:22:59Speaker 05

  My parents were in the audience and I remember thinking like, what is, why are they here? Like, what did they?

• 1:23:03Bobby Lee?

  You liked that they were there. Finally they show up.

• 1:23:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, I wish that was like, wish it had been sooner, you know? If I'm honest.

• 1:23:12Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, you know, you know, I told this before, but my dad, then after I did the Tonight Show, he called and he said, "How much, how much did you pay them?"

• 1:23:22Speaker 05

  Still talking shit?

• 1:23:23Bobby Lee?

  And I go, no, he literally thought that I called- NBC and said, I'll give you 10 grand, can I get on?

• 1:23:31Speaker 05

  That'd be more impressive if they like.

• 1:23:34Speaker 05

  They don't do that.

• 1:23:35Bobby Lee?

  Because you know, he's from, they don't know how it works. In their mind, they couldn't believe.

• 1:23:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:40Bobby Lee?

  And then, when I got on Mad TV, you know what I mean, they were like, every week.

• 1:23:44Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:45Bobby Lee?

  They were like, then they kind of like, got it.

• 1:23:48Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:23:48Bobby Lee?

  And they were like, holy shit.

• 1:23:49Speaker 05

  It's happening, yeah. Uh, I know he hates compliments and public sentiments, but you know, you. But one of my favorite like, things that I watch every few months is you and John Cena, uh, on that Mad TV, because someone has it on YouTube and it makes me laugh so fucking hard.

• 1:24:03Bobby Lee?

  Oh, thank you.

• 1:24:04Speaker 05

  You doing that dance?

• 1:24:05Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:24:05Speaker 05

  John Cena.

• 1:24:08Speaker 05

  Alright, sorry.

• 1:24:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, um, do you talk to your parents now?

• 1:24:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, I, I, I keep up with them, yeah, a little bit.

• 1:24:14Bobby Lee?

  But like, on Christmas, do you go or no?

• 1:24:15Speaker 05

  Oh, this is, I don't know if I should share the story. My, I hang out with the Bradshaw's, Terry Bradshaw and his wife for like, the holidays.

• 1:24:21Bobby Lee?

  Never heard of them.

• 1:24:21Speaker 05

  They've become like, great.

• 1:24:22Bobby Lee?

  Never heard of them.

• 1:24:22Speaker 05

  Parents to me. Uh, and so one time, uh, Tammy, who's Terry's wife, she said to me, hey, did you call your mom for Christmas? And I was like, no.

• 1:24:31Bobby Lee?

  How do you know the Bradshaw's? Uh, they're fans of yours?

• 1:24:33Speaker 05

  That show, Where in Indonesia, that's a show called Better Than Never.

• 1:24:36Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:36Speaker 05

  And that was with Henry Winkler, William Shatner, Terry Bradshaw and George Foreman.

• 1:24:40Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:24:40Speaker 05

  And we went to like, tons of countries.

• 1:24:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, so you were there with them?

• 1:24:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, I was like, yeah, it was like.

• 1:24:44Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my god.

• 1:24:45Speaker 05

  Really big show. And so that's kind of when I bonded with Tammy and Terry, they became like, parents to me. So Tammy said to me, because she lost a son that would have been roughly my age.

• 1:24:54Bobby Lee?

  Okay, that's, wait, hold on.

• 1:24:55Speaker 05

  This is it.

• 1:24:55Bobby Lee?

  That's you?

• 1:24:55Speaker 05

  This is actually a funny scene, yeah.

• 1:24:56Bobby Lee?

  And then, uh, you're on the tour bus, there's George Foreman, Henry Winkler.

• 1:25:01Speaker 05

  Yep, this is in this Pods Hotel, we sleep in this Pods.

• 1:25:04Bobby Lee?

  Was William Shatner complaining the whole time or no?

• 1:25:07Speaker 05

  He is a grumpy guy, yeah.

• 1:25:08Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, he's a grumpy guy, right?

• 1:25:09Speaker 05

  He's very tough to work with.

• 1:25:10Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, is he?

• 1:25:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, he, he tries so hard to fit out, I'm like, just fit in.

• 1:25:13Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:15Speaker 05

  He tries so hard to be different, like, we're.

• 1:25:16Bobby Lee?

  I mean, you're literally on a bus with legends.

• 1:25:20Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're awesome, they're cool guys.

• 1:25:21Bobby Lee?

  Legends of, that's Fonzie.

• 1:25:23Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:25:23Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, I have a fucking William Shatner story too, but I'll tell you later.

• 1:25:27Speaker 05

  Let's hear it.

• 1:25:27Bobby Lee?

  Tell you later, man.

• 1:25:29Speaker 05

  Well, so the Henry Winkler thing.

• 1:25:32Bobby Lee?

  You wanna hear it?

• 1:25:33Speaker 05

  Oh, no, the Terry Bradshaw thing.

• 1:25:35Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, tell me.

• 1:25:35Speaker 05

  So Tammy lost a son that would have been my age. And so she was like, hey, just go call your mom. She was like, I would give anything for like, one more conversation. Please, just go call your mom. So I step outside of their billion dollar ranch and I call my parents. And the phone rings and I'm having, the inside the ranch, I can see the family sitting around there eating. Everyone's drinking eggnog. It's like this beautiful Norman Rockwell setting. And I call my mom, she answers, hello? I was like, hey, Merry Christmas. She's like, hey. And I was like, what are you guys doing? She goes, ah, me and your dad are just kinda wishing nobody would bother us. And I was like, alright, well, you know. Alright, good, just Merry Christmas, just wanna call. They go, okay. And then I hung up and I walked back in, I was like, that's why I didn't call. Like, they're just so aloof.

• 1:26:19Speaker 05

  You know, like, a kid wants their mom and dad to love them. That's what they want.

• 1:26:23Bobby Lee?

  That is probably one of the saddest things. That really broke me, dude.

• 1:26:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's, it was, it hurts, you know? Like, do you remember when the Boston Bomber?

• 1:26:33Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, my favorite bomber.

• 1:26:35Speaker 05

  His mom went on the news and, uh, and she was like, she was like, he's a, he's a good kid. You know, him and his brother, like, they just kinda got into this thing. He just murdered people in public.

• 1:26:46Bobby Lee?

  Well, okay.

• 1:26:47Speaker 05

  And I, when I saw it on TV.

• 1:26:49Bobby Lee?

  What's his, the Sanyari?

• 1:26:49Speaker 05

  I don't know his name.

• 1:26:50Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, anyway, uh.

• 1:26:51Speaker 05

  But I remember seeing that and I wept because I was like, man, this woman's willing to defend her son after all that. I can't get my mom to care at all. Like, that's what a mother's love is.

• 1:27:00Bobby Lee?

  But is your dad like that too?

• 1:27:01Speaker 05

  They're both very aloof. Yeah, they're very, like, they don't care much. So it's like, it hurts. It's like neglect, you know?

• 1:27:07Bobby Lee?

  But you, but you, but you, you care.

• 1:27:12Speaker 05

  I wish, yeah.

• 1:27:13Bobby Lee?

  No, I think you do. I mean, I've seen you be vulnerable.

• 1:27:15Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:27:16Bobby Lee?

  So I think you, so, so is that hereditary?

• 1:27:20Speaker 05

  I hope not.

• 1:27:21Bobby Lee?

  I don't think it is.

• 1:27:22Speaker 05

  Well, I think the positive was, the positive I get from it is that when you see like a kid who doesn't have, like, parents that are really doing all that stuff, then everyone else steps up. So I kinda got like, my friends' parents would always be like, let that dirty boy Jeff, like, stay over for dinner.

• 1:27:35Bobby Lee?

  Oh, right, right.

• 1:27:36Speaker 05

  Like, coaches would go, hey, man, you wanna stay after? And so like, you, you'd kinda, everyone kind of overcompensates if you're in the right circle.

• 1:27:42Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:43Speaker 05

  For that. So that was a positive. I kinda got a bunch of parents.

• 1:27:45Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, another thing I wanna say about my life is similar to that, but it's like, for some reason, early on in my life, my parents aren't spiritual people. Right? And I was never taught spirituality, right? But I remember when I was seventeen years old, I had a spiritual awakening.

• 1:28:01Speaker 05

  Nice.

• 1:28:01Bobby Lee?

  And I was very open to anything like that, you know what I mean?

• 1:28:04Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:05Bobby Lee?

  And I was never really raised religious, I don't know anything about it.

• 1:28:07Speaker 05

  Right.

• 1:28:08Bobby Lee?

  I just had one, you know? And I, you know, and in my mind, it's like, I, I, I thought, maybe that's not hereditary, being open to spirituality.

• 1:28:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:28:17Bobby Lee?

  And maybe being empathy, like having, be connected to your emotions and being, um, open in that way. Is not hereditary, because I think that if you had children, you would do it the opposite way, probably.

• 1:28:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, I think that, oh, for sure, like, well, I think that it's like, you can have heroes, right? You wanna be like those heroes. You can pick all your heroes, that's the best part about life, is you can go, I wanna be like that guy, and you can do it. But then also, you can look at people and go, I don't wanna be like that. And so, as much as I love my mom and dad, and I yearn for their acceptance, I can go, I'm never gonna do that. I'm not gonna like make people feel invisible, and I'm not gonna do those things, so you can have kinda anti-heroes.

• 1:28:51Bobby Lee?

  But is your parents, your, your sisters, you said have children, right?

• 1:28:54Speaker 05

  Yeah, they're all.

• 1:28:55Bobby Lee?

  Are they good grandparents?

• 1:28:56Speaker 05

  Uh, they're great, uh, oh, no, they're not. Very aloof, no. Oh, so I was talking, my sister's a good parent.

• 1:29:02Bobby Lee?

  Oh, yeah, no, I, the, yeah.

• 1:29:03Speaker 05

  Uh, but no, they're not good grandparents. They'll actually complain, like, my niece was like five, and they're like, she just brings her over here and leaves her. You're like, yes, you're the grandparent.

• 1:29:13Bobby Lee?

  No, you gotta, you gotta be kidding.

• 1:29:14Speaker 05

  Swear to you. They're just disconnected that way. I think also with boomers, like, maybe, maybe I shouldn't put this on all boomers, but at least my parents, they loved being married.

• 1:29:22Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:22Speaker 05

  They were happy. They had kids, cuz that's what you do. You know, it wasn't, it wasn't like they were like, someday we'll have kids.

• 1:29:30Bobby Lee?

  That's what it was.

• 1:29:30Speaker 05

  What else are you gonna do? You have some kids.

• 1:29:32Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:33Speaker 05

  Wait, like, they weren't going, I can't wait to be mom of the year, she was just going, that's what families do, they just have kids.

• 1:29:37Bobby Lee?

  Well, okay, if you were destitute.

• 1:29:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:29:40Bobby Lee?

  Would they help you?

• 1:29:40Speaker 05

  I don't know what destitute means.

• 1:29:42Bobby Lee?

  No, let's say, like, um, you don't know what it means? You were like, um, you're broke, you're desperate.

• 1:29:47Speaker 05

  Oh, okay.

• 1:29:47Bobby Lee?

  You, you're, you know, um, and you needed like a couple hundred bucks?

• 1:29:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, no way. There wouldn't, there's zero chance.

• 1:29:54Bobby Lee?

  Wait, wait. You're, if you showed up in their house in Seattle and go, "Mom, it's snowing."

• 1:29:59Speaker 05

  Right. They'd let me sleep there.

• 1:30:01Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they would?

• 1:30:01Speaker 05

  Yeah, they would do that.

• 1:30:02Bobby Lee?

  And, and go, and you said, "Could I eat the food, some food?"

• 1:30:05Speaker 05

  Well, if they had me at their house, they would, yeah.

• 1:30:07Bobby Lee?

  But if you said...

• 1:30:08Speaker 05

  But if it cost that, like, they wouldn't let me borrow money. There's zero chance.

• 1:30:11Bobby Lee?

  No, if you said, "I need, you know, um, a couple hundred bucks."

• 1:30:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, they wouldn't do it.

• 1:30:15Bobby Lee?

  At all!

• 1:30:16Speaker 05

  At all. There's zero chance. Yeah, zero chance. And also, they pat themselves on the back by being like, "It's tough love." You know, like, they'll like, reward themselves. Isn't that crazy?

• 1:30:25Bobby Lee?

  Wow!

• 1:30:26Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:30:26Speaker 01

  What if you were kidnapped and they wanted ransom?

• 1:30:29Speaker 05

  Oh, they'd be, I'd be dead in a week.

• 1:30:32Bobby Lee?

  Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:30:32Speaker 05

  Because nobody's doing the ransom for two hundred, and I just told you they wouldn't give me two hundred. That ransom's gonna be higher than...

• 1:30:38Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about you? Like, if you're, if you asked your parents, like, "Hey, you know, I'm a little down on my luck. Can I have five hundred bucks?" Would they give it to you?

• 1:30:46Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:30:47Bobby Lee?

  They wouldn't give you five hundred.

• 1:30:48Speaker 01

  My sister, my sisters would.

• 1:30:49Speaker 05

  And my sisters too. Yeah, exactly.

• 1:30:51Bobby Lee?

  Two hundred?

• 1:30:52Speaker 01

  Two hundred? No.

• 1:30:53Bobby Lee?

  Your pa- wow!

• 1:30:54Speaker 05

  Here's the cool thing about my oldest sister, which rest in peace, by the way, she passed away, but my oldest sister...

• 1:30:59Bobby Lee?

  What happened?

• 1:31:00Speaker 05

  Uh, she was in a car accident. Distracted, driving. Two thousand fifteen.

• 1:31:03Bobby Lee?

  She was...

• 1:31:04Speaker 05

  Both of them. The person that hit her and, uh, and her were, like, she was on the phone with her boyfriend, and then he was like texting. And so they're all gone now. Uh, but that was two thousand fifteen.

• 1:31:13Bobby Lee?

  And then when that hap- I'm sorry, can I?

• 1:31:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, we can talk about it.

• 1:31:16Bobby Lee?

  Were your parents distraught?

• 1:31:17Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah. They're still really shook up.

• 1:31:18Bobby Lee?

  Oh, they are?

• 1:31:19Speaker 05

  But that also changed their temperament more. They're a little softer now, after that.

• 1:31:22Bobby Lee?

  Oh, after that?

• 1:31:23Speaker 05

  Yeah, because...

• 1:31:23Bobby Lee?

  But still no two hundred?

• 1:31:24Speaker 05

  Terrible. Yeah, still no... Still no borrowing of funds.

• 1:31:27Bobby Lee?

  Not enough. Okay.

• 1:31:28Speaker 05

  But what I was gonna say is, what I really like, so like, you know, people ask me for money pretty often now, and I do it, and they go, "Isn't Jeff nice?" I said, "Well, I have money." My sister would let me borrow money when she had nothing. My sister would go steal from her boss if I needed, like, money. Like, that's a, that's the sign of like, an honorable person.

• 1:31:47Bobby Lee?

  Your sister loves you.

• 1:31:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, she was a great lady. A phenomenal woman.

• 1:31:50Bobby Lee?

  And you have another sister?

• 1:31:52Speaker 05

  I've got another sister that's right under her that's also a great woman. I love her.

• 1:31:55Speaker 01

  How many sisters do you have?

• 1:31:56Speaker 05

  Two sisters total. One now, but... They were really great. And they stepped it up, man. They were like, you know, like, Jeff needs somebody to...

• 1:32:02Bobby Lee?

  Did your drinking get, go heavy at, at two thousand fifteen?

• 1:32:05Speaker 05

  After my sister's death, yeah, for sure. That's when it kinda hit the...

• 1:32:08Bobby Lee?

  I can't imagine. I'm so sorry, dude. I mean, I can't. Wow.

• 1:32:12Speaker 05

  I was also the first like person that was like serious that I lost. I I would always brag like I've never had any like serious deaths in my family. And then fucking what I was that was like me.

• 1:32:21Bobby Lee?

  It was sudden, right?

• 1:32:22Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:32:22Bobby Lee?

  And then, um. And who called you?

• 1:32:25Speaker 05

  Uh, I got a call from my mom. God, I can't believe I'm sharing this. My mom. Accused them of lying about it. They're like, she's probably pulling some scam.

• 1:32:36Speaker 00

  A prank?

• 1:32:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, like she didn't even believe that it actually had happened.

• 1:32:40Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 1:32:41Bobby Lee?

  So she called you like.

• 1:32:42Speaker 05

  Yeah, like.

• 1:32:42Bobby Lee?

  Get this.

• 1:32:43Speaker 05

  We don't even, yeah, she wanted to like gossip, yeah.

• 1:32:45Bobby Lee?

  Wow.

• 1:32:46Speaker 05

  And I was like, huh? And then her boyfriend called me because he was on the phone when it happened and he was like distraught and like. And then what I tried to do, and my friends were really worried about me because I was like, let's go drink, let's go. Party. And I was at like a comedy club and then after the comedy club, we went to um this like. A nightclub of sorts. And while we're sitting there, they're all kind of gossiping like, is Jeff okay? Like, should we take Jeff back home like? But that was my way of coping with it is like, let's just not deal with it.

• 1:33:11Bobby Lee?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:11Speaker 05

  And then I got a call from like a sheriff that like was like, hey, you're like on the thing, like on the list of people like for. To contact if something happens to her. And that's when it was like real for me. And I just like broke down there. I was like so sad, yeah. But uh, yeah, that was that was good for me too, though. Like that was healthy. To deal with that.

• 1:33:30Speaker 01

  That happened me too. I had six sisters, but one of them died. Whenever um. It was swine flu. It was H one N one.

• 1:33:37Bobby Lee?

  Okay, and what what year did that happen?

• 1:33:39Speaker 01

  Oh, nine.

• 1:33:39Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, how old were you when that happened?

• 1:33:42Speaker 01

  Ten.

• 1:33:42Bobby Lee?

  Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

• 1:33:43Speaker 05

  My God, yeah.

• 1:33:44Speaker 01

  And I think. Because when I get drunk, I think about her, so.

• 1:33:47Speaker 05

  Oh, there you go.

• 1:33:48Speaker 01

  I think I'm still, I don't know.

• 1:33:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, yeah, it's a great. Tool for masking stuff or numbing stuff. Yeah, for sure.

• 1:33:55Speaker 01

  I'm thinking about going to AA.

• 1:33:57Bobby Lee?

  No, I don't think you're an alcoholic.

• 1:33:59Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:33:59Bobby Lee?

  No. Anyway, um, that's so, I'm so sorry. I love you so much, man. Whatever you need.

• 1:34:06Speaker 00

  AA?

• 1:34:07Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:34:07Bobby Lee?

  Okay, anyway.

• 1:34:08Speaker 05

  Check out a medium.

• 1:34:09Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, so Jeff has a special, is it, what, what, what's it called again?

• 1:34:14Speaker 05

  Uh, it's called The Last Cowboy in LA.

• 1:34:16Bobby Lee?

  The Last Cowboy, and what, what, where's it gonna go?

• 1:34:18Speaker 05

  No one wanted to buy it, so it's gonna go on YouTube. But that's, it's gonna be great.

• 1:34:22Bobby Lee?

  Okay.

• 1:34:22Speaker 00

  Where?

• 1:34:23Speaker 05

  We're on here, people maybe will hear about it on here, maybe they'll watch it. November fourteenth.

• 1:34:27Bobby Lee?

  Number one, everybody, watch it, and I'm tired of this bullshit, dude.

• 1:34:30Speaker 05

  What's that?

• 1:34:31Bobby Lee?

  You shot it.

• 1:34:32Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:34:32Bobby Lee?

  For us, shopped it around.

• 1:34:33Speaker 05

  Very expensive shooting, do you guys wanna see the trailer? We'll put the trailer up.

• 1:34:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, let me. Is it online already?

• 1:34:38Speaker 05

  How can I send you the trailer?

• 1:34:39Speaker 00

  Uh, just text me here.

• 1:34:40Bobby Lee?

  And, and you shot, you, you produce it your own?

• 1:34:43Speaker 05

  Eight hundred pound gorilla, and a guy named Chris Myers, who's incredible. He's like, I wanna do this, I love what you're doing right now, like, I, like, let's just do it, and I said, okay, let's do it. And it turned out really great, we shot it in Nashville. Uh, the reason that it's called The Last Cowboy in LA is more of just, um, everyone left, you know, everyone went to Austin, everyone went to Florida, Nashville, they all went to these places, and I don't think it's heroic to leave.

• 1:35:07Bobby Lee?

  Did you shoot outside?

• 1:35:09Speaker 05

  Um.

• 1:35:10Bobby Lee?

  That looks like it's outside, but.

• 1:35:11Speaker 05

  Oh, no, that's just a photo.

• 1:35:12Bobby Lee?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:35:13Speaker 05

  That's not from the actual taping.

• 1:35:14Bobby Lee?

  Uh, here's what ma- what makes me mad about this, Jeff, Jeff, I mean, I, um,

• 1:35:20Bobby Lee?

  I mean, I'm finally doing a special, I've never done one.

• 1:35:21Speaker 05

  Nice, yeah, I've heard you talk about it a bunch.

• 1:35:23Bobby Lee?

  But I, um, I had to wait until somebody asked me.

• 1:35:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, your fear about it was unusual, I listened to it a lot, and I was confused.

• 1:35:30Bobby Lee?

  What do you mean, fear about it?

• 1:35:31Speaker 05

  Well, I've heard you talk about it on this podcast, and I think Bad Friends, where you were like, you confide.

• 1:35:36Bobby Lee?

  I didn't think it was necessary.

• 1:35:37Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 1:35:37Bobby Lee?

  You know what I mean? I didn't think it was necessary. But if I were gonna do one, I would want a company that wanted to do one.

• 1:35:42Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:35:43Bobby Lee?

  You know, I, I, I didn't wanna be in a situation where I was shooting one and then shopping it around, and then nobody wanting one.

• 1:35:50Speaker 05

  Well, it just, that just happens.

• 1:35:51Bobby Lee?

  Right? I know, it pisses, yeah. But I just think that you, you know, cause you, um, you come up on my algorithm all the time, you see your stand-up, you know what I mean, you, you have a probably a different point of view in life than I do, you know what I mean, but that's okay.

• 1:36:02Speaker 05

  Uh, what I will say to you, like, you were think, like, when I've hea- I've heard you speak on the podcast, and your listeners will be aware of what I'm talking about. That, like, you say, like, these things, like, well, I don't know, blah, blah, blah, it's like, there might be a million specials, but there's no Bobby Lee special, and that's what we want, like, that, like, that's the.

• 1:36:18Bobby Lee?

  Thank you so much, there we go.

• 1:36:19Speaker 05

  And it's high quality. I hit rock bottom in Hollywood, California. That is a bad place for rock bottom because everyone is mean to you there. In Hollywood, everyone, my entire career, everybody in Hollywood's been like, "You're not even famous." "I've never heard of you. You're not famous. You're not even famous. You're not famous. I have never heard of you. You're not famous. You're not even famous." Right? And then I have one bad day and it's like, "Famous comedian crashes car, fights cops." I'm like, "God damn it."

• 1:36:47Speaker 05

  Dirty dollars is a lot for a smoothie. Yes! Yes! Also, if I'm honest, I actually like trans women better than I like regular women. I do. Have you ever talked to a trans woman? They're great. They're like dudes. Just raw dogging life, you know?

• 1:37:07Speaker 05

  Goo goo, goo goo, goo goo dog. Goo goo, goo goo, goo goo, goo goo dog. This is brave, what I'm doing right now. Hit 'em with the poetry!

• 1:37:17Speaker 05

  I like her. She likes naughty words, you know? Probably not a smart subject to do on my first special, but, you know. But to start it cancels.

• 1:37:28Bobby Lee?

  Wow. You never did a special? That's your first one?

• 1:37:30Speaker 05

  First one, yeah. I've done like little things for like Comedy Central Presents. I had like a 30-minute. But I think I did the flaw of just waiting around. I was like, "Maybe they'll call me," but like that's not how it works.

• 1:37:41Bobby Lee?

  That's what I did. Waiting around. Yeah. Anyway, congratulations, dude. I can't wait to, I hope it blows up, dude.

• 1:37:49Speaker 05

  Well, I'm on here. If your listeners want to watch it, I would love that. I'm doing, like I said, no one wanted to buy it, but Joe Rogan's having me on to promote it. You've had me on to promote it, so I'm really flattered.

• 1:37:58Bobby Lee?

  Did you just do Joe or you're coming up?

• 1:37:59Speaker 05

  I'm doing it November 13th.

• 1:38:00Bobby Lee?

  You've done it before, though?

• 1:38:01Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 1:38:01Bobby Lee?

  Yeah, yeah. I love him.

• 1:38:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's great.

• 1:38:03Bobby Lee?

  Anyway, guys, give Jeff Dye a round of applause. I was fucking amazed.

• 1:38:07Speaker 05

  There's a tour dates. Any tour dates yet? Go to jeffdie.com.

• 1:38:10Bobby Lee?

  Go to jeffdie.com!